WEBVTT - A web of lies

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<v Speaker 1>Stop, stop what you're doing.

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<v Speaker 2>Here is another world famous prank call.

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<v Speaker 3>From Darren Wackhead Simpson ex exclusive to KFM Mornings.

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<v Speaker 1>Just a quick mention not just listening outside of our

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<v Speaker 1>territory from kase it in Lee sa is, Hey, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>also listening. I live in escort in case it in Vanessa.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning from a snowy Amsterdam. How's itt Vanessa? And

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<v Speaker 1>Luke from a very hot Qatar, Good morning afternoon.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so listen, this prank just happened last week and

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<v Speaker 1>this is a throwback Thursday today. A lot of people

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<v Speaker 1>missed it, a load of we're talking about a lot

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<v Speaker 1>we wanted to hear it again. So here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>So this weekend the game happened man you versus Arsenal.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm my story and sure what a result for men you.

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<v Speaker 1>So these guys were going off to the game South

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<v Speaker 1>African Boys Boys week and so look they got to

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<v Speaker 1>this is what they told the one guy, the weakest

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<v Speaker 1>link in the chain. They said, listen, we've all applied

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<v Speaker 1>for our visas. We've scaled themed our visas because a

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<v Speaker 1>tourist visa. This was a trip that just came on

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<v Speaker 1>the fly. Hey, guys, we've got four tickets. Should we go.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, oh, but we're not going to get visas.

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<v Speaker 1>So they told him, listen, if you go via via,

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<v Speaker 1>you get a business visa, emergency business meeting, you can go.

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<v Speaker 1>So they told him his whole story stitched them all up,

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<v Speaker 1>and then they said, listen, Immigration has called. They've called

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<v Speaker 1>all of us because they suspect this thing is not lacker.

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<v Speaker 1>You've lied on your visa. So we now that all

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<v Speaker 1>three of the other guys have been called and they've

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<v Speaker 1>passed with flying colors, Immigration is going to call you

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<v Speaker 1>from the British consulate and don't let the team downe

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<v Speaker 1>a man, it's now resting on you. If you messed

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<v Speaker 1>this up, no one's going to go watch Man U

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<v Speaker 1>v the Arsenal. A lot of pressure on one man. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so this is what happened.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, these guys are going off on a Willigan trip.

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<v Speaker 3>For two days and they had to pull the fast

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<v Speaker 3>ones to try.

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<v Speaker 2>And get their visas.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so they going to watch Arsenal and Man United

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<v Speaker 1>play this weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>Our travel agent said they're too late for just for

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<v Speaker 2>a normal visa without any business commitments.

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<v Speaker 3>So what we did is they contacted one of our

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<v Speaker 3>supplieres in Cambridge and there gave us a letter of

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<v Speaker 3>invitation and PA booked accommodation in Cambridge and.

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<v Speaker 2>Then canceled this and all of that information was forwarded

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<v Speaker 2>through to the British Embassy or the visas.

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<v Speaker 3>Our travel agent also depots the flights information because the

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<v Speaker 3>flights includes the flight to heatstro and then another flight

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<v Speaker 3>on to Manchester, so they cut Manchester.

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<v Speaker 1>Fly for the tour of the stadium. I'm looking for

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<v Speaker 1>mister Linar please, mister was down to your entry visa specialist,

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<v Speaker 1>British Embassy. Good morning. So the reason for my call

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<v Speaker 1>is I'm phoning about your visa, your business visa that

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<v Speaker 1>was approved.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>So you are off to the UK on business? What business?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, you've got a supplier over there called your mess

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<v Speaker 4>for a meeting and introduction, all.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, and that will be from which day? Which day

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<v Speaker 1>is the meeting?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm flying on Friday and then Tuesday night.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. I just need to remind you that this telephone

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<v Speaker 1>call is recorded, right. The purpose you say is strictly business.

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<v Speaker 5>Your intro meeting, okay, and that is where in Cambridge

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<v Speaker 5>in Cambridge, okay, London, Cambridge, London.

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<v Speaker 1>You I'm aware of Cambridges Or you're meeting on a

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<v Speaker 1>Saturday and a Sunday. Correct, Okay, it's the business open

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<v Speaker 1>on Saturday and Sunday.

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<v Speaker 3>It is.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I mean we're meeting with the guys purely because

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<v Speaker 4>the time we can get to them.

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<v Speaker 1>And are you're coming back obviously to your job here correct. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Then this leads me to my next question. We've got

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<v Speaker 1>the flat details. Why is your flight final destination Manchester?

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<v Speaker 4>Our flight final Manchester?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, I don't have any myinary, not the itinerary that

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<v Speaker 5>you gave us.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't have that because, as you could possibly understand,

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<v Speaker 1>is so while you send us an itinerary, we access

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<v Speaker 1>the flight records as well, so we see that as

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<v Speaker 1>your final destination is Manchester. Can you explain that? Firstly? Please?

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<v Speaker 1>There's three other people that you will be traveling with

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<v Speaker 1>as well, three other males.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, it's.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you explain the Manchester when clearly you've already

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<v Speaker 1>told me your meeting is happening in London.

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<v Speaker 2>So we are, I mean, we've been we're going began

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<v Speaker 2>to see.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, it's.

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<v Speaker 5>That card.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually I'm sorry, I don't actually know.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I'm going on there with.

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<v Speaker 4>I need to find out exactly why they've changed things.

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<v Speaker 1>In Okay, So let me get this clear. You are

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<v Speaker 1>traveling to England for four days and you don't really

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<v Speaker 1>know what you are up to. No, no, not at all.

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<v Speaker 2>That's on what I'm playing.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know why they would be an additional platform

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<v Speaker 3>here around there, I mean.

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<v Speaker 4>Brains for master.

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<v Speaker 2>I can find out for you.

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<v Speaker 4>I can only be honest in terms of where and

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<v Speaker 4>what the guys about the additional information.

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<v Speaker 1>For Are you prepared to reveal to me what your

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<v Speaker 1>actual intentions are in the United Kingdom?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh?

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<v Speaker 4>Are you sure?

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<v Speaker 1>You mention?

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<v Speaker 4>I really really, I'm under the impression that we're going

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<v Speaker 4>to go unless the.

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<v Speaker 2>Guys of book coming after the surprise.

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<v Speaker 4>For me find out that being very secretive around what

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<v Speaker 4>they tream and everything as well, So I can I

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<v Speaker 4>can really find out and and and and and I

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<v Speaker 4>mean to kind of find out netally what's happening on

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<v Speaker 4>our side.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really sorry. Are you getting married? Is this some

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<v Speaker 1>sort of bachelor's surprise that you're expecting.

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, not at all, not at all.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm already currently married Okay, do you support any football

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<v Speaker 1>teams A lot?

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<v Speaker 4>A big fan, that's what you mean.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm more rugby. Okay, you're not a big football fan,

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<v Speaker 1>you say, but not not really, not at all. Who

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<v Speaker 1>would your favorite team be?

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<v Speaker 4>Hm, probably my cousin favorite team out between, I'm goose

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<v Speaker 4>to be Chelsea also when.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so you're not a big football fan, but you

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<v Speaker 1>would go to great expense to fly to England for

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<v Speaker 1>four days to go and watch an Arsenal Manchester United game.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got look been into one before.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, okay, so this one this weekend is going to

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<v Speaker 1>be your first one? Correct? So you are going to

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<v Speaker 1>a football game?

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<v Speaker 2>I am locked it on a hold of one ship.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, she's gon Stocking.

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<v Speaker 1>So four people are going to the United Kingdom and

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<v Speaker 1>you have no idea what you're actually going there for.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what not going with us? Called him out to

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<v Speaker 2>cheapers in the meeting.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh huh boy, oh.

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<v Speaker 3>Are we going to a football man?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>The different.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna trouble.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, so the guy, Yeah, they're they're doing a football man.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. Judging by your picture, you seem quite big

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<v Speaker 1>in stature. Yeah, all right, are you part of the

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<v Speaker 1>Red Army. Sorry that the Red Army.

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<v Speaker 2>Red Army.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't know what the Red Army is the

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<v Speaker 1>Red Army. What it sounds like is the four of

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<v Speaker 1>you are football hooligans and you are going for the

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<v Speaker 1>big game between Arsenal.

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<v Speaker 2>I promise you, I'm not a football league at all.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm a I'm a I'm a.

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<v Speaker 2>Middle age family man, a little bit a big I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not a very crazy, like a three stable, solid family man.

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<v Speaker 1>Clearly there's been a call for Arms for all their

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<v Speaker 1>supporters club members to come through and help with the

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<v Speaker 1>pre arranged fight that is happening, which we are totally

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<v Speaker 1>aware of two hours before the game.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I think you can go into my Facebook. I don't

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<v Speaker 4>even have a light to the favorite club or anything

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<v Speaker 4>like that.

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<v Speaker 1>The moment you've been caught out line that's a fact here.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not going for business reasons. Sure, Yeah, you have

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<v Speaker 1>to see an Arsenal Manchester United game. Stop the lies,

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<v Speaker 1>Stop the lies, Stop the lies. Okay, I'm done with

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<v Speaker 1>the lies. I'm done with the lies. Okay I'm inclined

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<v Speaker 1>to do at this stage, is deny all for visas? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Told me to be the cause of that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Well, look, clearly your three friends were going to

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<v Speaker 1>do something nice for you, and you went and ruined

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<v Speaker 1>the party, didn't you. Oh I feel terrible. Sorry, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you with your big mouth, right, your big mouth got

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<v Speaker 1>got the whole party, canceled everybody out of the pool.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah sure, yeah. So what you're doing this weekend? What

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<v Speaker 1>am I doing? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Probably staying time.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I'm too good at my job. I'm too good?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you?

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<v Speaker 1>It's wicked Simpson.

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<v Speaker 4>That's terrible.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you sweating, brother? Are you sweating? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I'll I'll be big.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me how's the heart rate?

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<v Speaker 2>But yes, let's take market.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going home now, Yes,