WEBVTT - Whackhead prank: Identity Theft Frustrations

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<v Speaker 1>Stop, stop what you're doing.

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<v Speaker 2>Here is another world famous frank car from Darren Wackhead,

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<v Speaker 2>something that six exclusive to KFM mornings.

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<v Speaker 3>So a very common South African story that you've probably had.

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<v Speaker 3>You owe some money you never bought from this place? Right?

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<v Speaker 3>I apparently owe money to Identity.

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<v Speaker 1>Shop?

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<v Speaker 4>Is that what it is? I don't even know what

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<v Speaker 4>it is?

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<v Speaker 3>How much two thousand and six hundred and one rand

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<v Speaker 3>ninety one cent?

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<v Speaker 4>Darren? What did you buy?

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<v Speaker 2>And why don't you want to pay for your jeans

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<v Speaker 2>and white shirts?

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<v Speaker 4>Well?

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<v Speaker 3>I need to ask missus sp Mapunga.

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<v Speaker 4>What she bought.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh she had a good time.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so good time on your dime.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and missus sp Mapunga hasn't only bought it Identity.

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<v Speaker 4>Teah, she's been a busy girl. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there's there's been three separate stores that she's been

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<v Speaker 3>using my name at.

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<v Speaker 1>Interesting.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm sure that. I mean, I'm not the only

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<v Speaker 3>one that's.

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<v Speaker 2>Never happened on my really on my name, that level

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<v Speaker 2>of fraud where you're now opening account and shopping.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone's opened a phone contract in my name and I

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<v Speaker 1>noticed after three months look at your bank statements. People

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<v Speaker 1>are doing nonsense. So what you were paying there?

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<v Speaker 4>You were actually paying I.

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<v Speaker 1>Was paying, yes, So they clearly had my details and

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<v Speaker 1>were able to get a phone contract and then they

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<v Speaker 1>were deducting an amount every month. What happened that you

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<v Speaker 1>finally picked it up? I was like, oh, what's this?

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<v Speaker 1>Because listen, I'm a happy tap of hay and you

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<v Speaker 1>can actually let a lot of things slip through the cracks.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you don't notice, but.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know I after three months I did.

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<v Speaker 3>But I've this, This money hasn't come out of my account.

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<v Speaker 3>That opened an account, a credit account, and now they

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<v Speaker 3>haven't paid it. So is this yours remase?

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<v Speaker 2>So I was sent that email a couple of days

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<v Speaker 2>ago and this mister Lucas owes a certain bank fifty

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<v Speaker 2>seven thousand and five hundred and fifty one.

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<v Speaker 3>Then so you are Lucas ceremony. Yeah, African bank card account,

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<v Speaker 3>you're thirty seven thousand Lucas.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, mister Lucas, why why are you hiding from the

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<v Speaker 4>Lord again? Remy say you're dead?

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<v Speaker 3>You know what, It's part of growing up in South Africa.

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<v Speaker 3>Once in your lifetime you will experience something like this,

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<v Speaker 3>and that's exactly what this lady Clayaron is going through

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<v Speaker 3>right now?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, so let's wonder.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, yeah, I'm I'm looking for Is this.

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<v Speaker 2>Claeron?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, you're so fun from Yes, regarding the account for

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<v Speaker 3>the Achille Yes, yes, we just wanted to find out

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<v Speaker 3>what the status is on that payment.

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<v Speaker 1>Please.

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<v Speaker 2>So do you know how many people have friend me

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<v Speaker 2>from your company? Because you have told all of them

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<v Speaker 2>that my name is Claiaron Howard. I've never owned as

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<v Speaker 2>account from my life. They've got the incorrect number. This

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<v Speaker 2>has been carrying on familiar years.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you the No.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Clayeron.

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<v Speaker 1>This is my phone.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't own account never has.

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<v Speaker 4>It sounds like you've just given me a different name.

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<v Speaker 2>Why would I give you a different name. My name

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<v Speaker 2>is Claion Howard because I've told your people this thousands

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<v Speaker 2>of funds.

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<v Speaker 3>But it is your real name, not the kill any

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<v Speaker 3>because to be honest, I've never heard of a name Claiaron.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, people make names. It sounds like youting that I'm lying. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>when you can really seriously, I will not be plat

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<v Speaker 2>and I will not help you. I'm trying to explain

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<v Speaker 2>to you that your people have seen on several or

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<v Speaker 2>several hundred times should I say, and I've explained the situation,

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<v Speaker 2>you guys have got the incorrect number, because.

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<v Speaker 4>To be honest, i've never heard I think you what.

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<v Speaker 1>Is the number?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, what is the number?

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<v Speaker 4>But hold on, deal with this bit by bit.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, because I've heard of Clayton's and I've heard of.

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<v Speaker 2>Ronald Woman and I was supposed to be born a boy.

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<v Speaker 2>My mother thought she was hiding a boy, and my

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<v Speaker 2>name would have been Clayton. My grandmother made my name up.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not inconceivable.

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<v Speaker 4>But I saw you didn't make your name up.

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<v Speaker 2>Because you know, how can you insult me at that?

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<v Speaker 3>What I'm saying because a copy of my ardi, you see,

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<v Speaker 3>obviously not a very good lie, because if you were

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<v Speaker 3>trying to change your name, you should have come up

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<v Speaker 3>with something a little bit more believable, like Jennifer Sindy Maria.

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<v Speaker 4>Clak clak click. What I'm saying is, you know, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>not a.

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<v Speaker 2>Liar, and I really don't appreciate your insinuations. But keep

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<v Speaker 2>one of your managers to find me.

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<v Speaker 4>But what I'm saying is.

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<v Speaker 1>What I'm hello.

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<v Speaker 4>Ma'am, it's me again. Have you calmed down?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm really not propett to you, because you're just insulting

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<v Speaker 2>me and my intelligence. I really don't appreciate it, but

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not so had got the wrong number. I've told

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<v Speaker 2>you this a thousand times. You tell me I'm changing

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<v Speaker 2>my name? How dare you? My name is Claiaron. It's

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<v Speaker 2>on my stady. That is the name I was given

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<v Speaker 2>when I was born. I'm sorry if you don't like

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<v Speaker 2>it or believe it, and I'm telling you to go

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<v Speaker 2>yourself and do not by me again.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, but hold on, hold on, She's the best?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you deaf? Friend them? I'm not talking to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Get a supervisor to find me.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, hold on before I do that. What I'm saying

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<v Speaker 3>is is that you've been on the run for a while.

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<v Speaker 2>So off, Paul. I'm not on the run from anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Get a supervisor to find me.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you want?

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<v Speaker 4>Said?

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<v Speaker 3>You wanted to speak to my supervises. Okay, I've got

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<v Speaker 3>my super father for you. Hold on, Here we go.

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<v Speaker 3>This is he head council.

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<v Speaker 4>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, Hi is a sticky there? Hello? My speaking to you?

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<v Speaker 2>Are speaking to the supervisor. Then, I just wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>find out why you have been running and have been.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to office now and I'm going to report

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<v Speaker 2>because me is quinning and night I founding the wrong people.

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<v Speaker 2>I am not the person that you play my end,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm sick to get of you idiots phoning me

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<v Speaker 2>and accusing me, of course, that I'm showing it my name.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to get out of it, ma'am. Now we

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<v Speaker 2>can joint to me and say you've been running. That's

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<v Speaker 2>an accusation? Can you b's that accusation?

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<v Speaker 4>Ma'am?

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<v Speaker 3>You've been running so well you could have won the

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<v Speaker 3>Comrade Marathon. Whock Simpson.

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<v Speaker 4>With Shane.

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<v Speaker 3>With Oh Mark, it's really me, play ron.

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<v Speaker 2>So and I sure as you like. Oh my dear,

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<v Speaker 2>I is gonna last. I'm gonna kill it, turning in

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<v Speaker 2>front of me. I always should not never be prank by.

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<v Speaker 1>You, so says everyone.

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<v Speaker 2>You're brilliant.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you. She's alazy.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh nice?

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<v Speaker 2>Why is she apologizing to you?

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<v Speaker 1>And I completely understand her crashing out and her breaking point,

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<v Speaker 1>because what do you mean? I'm not that person.

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<v Speaker 2>I was born with this name. My mom thought it

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<v Speaker 2>was going to be. Now she has to explain her

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<v Speaker 4>Trauma