Speaker 1: Stop, stop what you're doing.
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Speaker 3: So a very common South African story that you've probably had.
Speaker 3: You owe some money you never bought from this place? Right?
Speaker 3: I apparently owe money to Identity.
Speaker 1: Shop?
Speaker 4: Is that what it is? I don't even know what
Speaker 4: it is?
Speaker 3: How much two thousand and six hundred and one rand
Speaker 3: ninety one cent?
Speaker 4: Darren? What did you buy?
Speaker 2: And why don't you want to pay for your jeans
Speaker 2: and white shirts?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 3: I need to ask missus sp Mapunga.
Speaker 4: What she bought.
Speaker 1: Oh she had a good time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so good time on your dime.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and missus sp Mapunga hasn't only bought it Identity.
Speaker 4: Teah, she's been a busy girl. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's there's been three separate stores that she's been
Speaker 3: using my name at.
Speaker 1: Interesting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure that. I mean, I'm not the only
Speaker 3: one that's.
Speaker 2: Never happened on my really on my name, that level
Speaker 2: of fraud where you're now opening account and shopping.
Speaker 1: Someone's opened a phone contract in my name and I
Speaker 1: noticed after three months look at your bank statements. People
Speaker 1: are doing nonsense. So what you were paying there?
Speaker 4: You were actually paying I.
Speaker 1: Was paying, yes, So they clearly had my details and
Speaker 1: were able to get a phone contract and then they
Speaker 1: were deducting an amount every month. What happened that you
Speaker 1: finally picked it up? I was like, oh, what's this?
Speaker 1: Because listen, I'm a happy tap of hay and you
Speaker 1: can actually let a lot of things slip through the cracks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't notice, but.
Speaker 1: But you know I after three months I did.
Speaker 3: But I've this, This money hasn't come out of my account.
Speaker 3: That opened an account, a credit account, and now they
Speaker 3: haven't paid it. So is this yours remase?
Speaker 2: So I was sent that email a couple of days
Speaker 2: ago and this mister Lucas owes a certain bank fifty
Speaker 2: seven thousand and five hundred and fifty one.
Speaker 3: Then so you are Lucas ceremony. Yeah, African bank card account,
Speaker 3: you're thirty seven thousand Lucas.
Speaker 4: Hey, mister Lucas, why why are you hiding from the
Speaker 4: Lord again? Remy say you're dead?
Speaker 3: You know what, It's part of growing up in South Africa.
Speaker 3: Once in your lifetime you will experience something like this,
Speaker 3: and that's exactly what this lady Clayaron is going through
Speaker 3: right now?
Speaker 4: Okay, so let's wonder.
Speaker 1: Hello.
Speaker 4: Hello, yeah, I'm I'm looking for Is this.
Speaker 2: Claeron?
Speaker 3: Yes, you're so fun from Yes, regarding the account for
Speaker 3: the Achille Yes, yes, we just wanted to find out
Speaker 3: what the status is on that payment.
Speaker 1: Please.
Speaker 2: So do you know how many people have friend me
Speaker 2: from your company? Because you have told all of them
Speaker 2: that my name is Claiaron Howard. I've never owned as
Speaker 2: account from my life. They've got the incorrect number. This
Speaker 2: has been carrying on familiar years.
Speaker 4: Are you the No.
Speaker 2: I'm Clayeron.
Speaker 1: This is my phone.
Speaker 2: I don't own account never has.
Speaker 4: It sounds like you've just given me a different name.
Speaker 2: Why would I give you a different name. My name
Speaker 2: is Claion Howard because I've told your people this thousands
Speaker 2: of funds.
Speaker 3: But it is your real name, not the kill any
Speaker 3: because to be honest, I've never heard of a name Claiaron.
Speaker 2: Well, people make names. It sounds like youting that I'm lying. Well,
Speaker 2: when you can really seriously, I will not be plat
Speaker 2: and I will not help you. I'm trying to explain
Speaker 2: to you that your people have seen on several or
Speaker 2: several hundred times should I say, and I've explained the situation,
Speaker 2: you guys have got the incorrect number, because.
Speaker 4: To be honest, i've never heard I think you what.
Speaker 1: Is the number?
Speaker 2: Okay, what is the number?
Speaker 4: But hold on, deal with this bit by bit.
Speaker 3: Okay, because I've heard of Clayton's and I've heard of.
Speaker 2: Ronald Woman and I was supposed to be born a boy.
Speaker 2: My mother thought she was hiding a boy, and my
Speaker 2: name would have been Clayton. My grandmother made my name up.
Speaker 2: It's not inconceivable.
Speaker 4: But I saw you didn't make your name up.
Speaker 2: Because you know, how can you insult me at that?
Speaker 3: What I'm saying because a copy of my ardi, you see,
Speaker 3: obviously not a very good lie, because if you were
Speaker 3: trying to change your name, you should have come up
Speaker 3: with something a little bit more believable, like Jennifer Sindy Maria.
Speaker 4: Clak clak click. What I'm saying is, you know, I'm
Speaker 4: not a.
Speaker 2: Liar, and I really don't appreciate your insinuations. But keep
Speaker 2: one of your managers to find me.
Speaker 4: But what I'm saying is.
Speaker 1: What I'm hello.
Speaker 4: Ma'am, it's me again. Have you calmed down?
Speaker 2: I'm really not propett to you, because you're just insulting
Speaker 2: me and my intelligence. I really don't appreciate it, but
Speaker 2: I'm not so had got the wrong number. I've told
Speaker 2: you this a thousand times. You tell me I'm changing
Speaker 2: my name? How dare you? My name is Claiaron. It's
Speaker 2: on my stady. That is the name I was given
Speaker 2: when I was born. I'm sorry if you don't like
Speaker 2: it or believe it, and I'm telling you to go
Speaker 2: yourself and do not by me again.
Speaker 4: Okay, but hold on, hold on, She's the best?
Speaker 2: Are you deaf? Friend them? I'm not talking to you.
Speaker 2: Get a supervisor to find me.
Speaker 3: Okay, hold on before I do that. What I'm saying
Speaker 3: is is that you've been on the run for a while.
Speaker 2: So off, Paul. I'm not on the run from anything.
Speaker 2: Get a supervisor to find me.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: What do you want?
Speaker 4: Said?
Speaker 3: You wanted to speak to my supervises. Okay, I've got
Speaker 3: my super father for you. Hold on, Here we go.
Speaker 3: This is he head council.
Speaker 4: Here we go.
Speaker 2: Hi, Hi is a sticky there? Hello? My speaking to you?
Speaker 2: Are speaking to the supervisor. Then, I just wanted to
Speaker 2: find out why you have been running and have been.
Speaker 2: I'm going to office now and I'm going to report
Speaker 2: because me is quinning and night I founding the wrong people.
Speaker 2: I am not the person that you play my end,
Speaker 2: and I'm sick to get of you idiots phoning me
Speaker 2: and accusing me, of course, that I'm showing it my name.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to get out of it, ma'am. Now we
Speaker 2: can joint to me and say you've been running. That's
Speaker 2: an accusation? Can you b's that accusation?
Speaker 4: Ma'am?
Speaker 3: You've been running so well you could have won the
Speaker 3: Comrade Marathon. Whock Simpson.
Speaker 4: With Shane.
Speaker 3: With Oh Mark, it's really me, play ron.
Speaker 2: So and I sure as you like. Oh my dear,
Speaker 2: I is gonna last. I'm gonna kill it, turning in
Speaker 2: front of me. I always should not never be prank by.
Speaker 1: You, so says everyone.
Speaker 2: You're brilliant.
Speaker 4: Thank you. She's alazy.
Speaker 3: Oh nice?
Speaker 2: Why is she apologizing to you?
Speaker 1: And I completely understand her crashing out and her breaking point,
Speaker 1: because what do you mean? I'm not that person.
Speaker 2: I was born with this name. My mom thought it
Speaker 2: was going to be. Now she has to explain her
Speaker 4: Trauma