WEBVTT - Prank 20 May 2026

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<v Speaker 1>Stop, stop what you're doing.

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<v Speaker 2>Here is another world famous.

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<v Speaker 3>Crank car from Darren Wackhead, something ex exclusive to KFM Mornings.

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<v Speaker 4>There's nothing better, nothing better than getting a brand new

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<v Speaker 4>motive here. Hey, smell, that's the one thing people always

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<v Speaker 4>try and bottle, you know. I don't know why air

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<v Speaker 4>fresheners have not come up with new car smell. I

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<v Speaker 4>can do without palm trees or lavender, but give me

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<v Speaker 4>a new car smellt why not? Hey always smell like it.

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<v Speaker 4>So mother in law here is buying son in law

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<v Speaker 4>a brand new car. Wonderful, wonderful. Just a sad note

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<v Speaker 4>to my mother in law. Hope you listing?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. She's brought him a.

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<v Speaker 4>Suzuki Swift Sport, very nifty set of wheels. It's described

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<v Speaker 4>as this. The Suzuki Swift Sport is a nimble, lightweight

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<v Speaker 4>hot hatch powered by a one point four liter turbocharged

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<v Speaker 4>booster jet engine delivering an exhilarating driver. It pumps out

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<v Speaker 4>one hundred and three kilowatts of power and two hundred

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<v Speaker 4>and thirty newton meters of talk, all while maintaining an

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<v Speaker 4>ultra light nine hundred and seventy kilogram curb weight sure

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<v Speaker 4>available now. So this is like a sports sports call, right,

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<v Speaker 4>this is not a take one standard off the show.

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<v Speaker 1>You're buying last number, last number?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, yes, all extras include it. So mother has purchased

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<v Speaker 4>the car. Mother in law's purchased cop but she just yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>second you know. So now I'm phoning to ruin the

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<v Speaker 4>experience of buying a new car for the first time. Indeed,

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<v Speaker 4>simple as look, because you know when you when you

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<v Speaker 4>get a sport model like this, you think, well, I

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<v Speaker 4>have a few choices, don't I of interior in do

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<v Speaker 4>you want this that color?

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<v Speaker 1>This color?

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<v Speaker 4>You get a few options, this last number of premium stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>So mother in law was unawares for this. So now

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<v Speaker 4>I'm trying to get both. All right, mother in law

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<v Speaker 4>just purchased a core. Son in law involved as well.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's see how this whole thing happens. Okay, hello, hi

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<v Speaker 4>missus gear from how are you Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>There's something wrong because your.

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<v Speaker 1>Firstly, congratulations on your purchase.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>I just need to run through.

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<v Speaker 4>A few things in terms of what is your preferred

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<v Speaker 4>pots on the car?

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<v Speaker 1>Is the car for you?

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<v Speaker 5>No, it is not.

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<v Speaker 2>It for my fun to be in law.

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<v Speaker 4>Is there a way that you can get him up

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<v Speaker 4>on the phone so we can go through this with

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<v Speaker 4>the three of us.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, just a moment, Okay, I was speaking. It is

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<v Speaker 2>a funny sky that make for four porthole. Am I compelling?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm onto the bay suk. That's when retires. And this

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<v Speaker 2>is a cardinal. Okay, one mark, hold on a stock.

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<v Speaker 4>Can you just ask him does he want the tires

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<v Speaker 4>to be filled with water or gas?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 5>Sorry, bottle water? Yep? How how do you put water in?

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<v Speaker 2>Every time? Go to the.

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<v Speaker 1>Garage, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 4>All the garages are being custom fitted with these things now.

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<v Speaker 2>Parts of water vitorias.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, this is a stuary.

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<v Speaker 2>This is right for eCos fremely of your in.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, it refers okay.

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<v Speaker 4>And basically there's two types of hooters and basically the

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<v Speaker 4>one hooter goes a.

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<v Speaker 2>Or yes, that's the one, okay.

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<v Speaker 5>The other one or e R E R E R

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<v Speaker 5>E R e R e R.

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<v Speaker 2>LOUIVI funny, thank your first one?

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<v Speaker 5>The e O E Oh yeah, one more question okay.

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<v Speaker 4>The interior, the actual leaning on the seats, all right,

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<v Speaker 4>Please ask him if he wants Hello Kitty or SpongeBob SquarePants,

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<v Speaker 4>Hello Kitty, yeah, or SpongeBob SquarePants for what.

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<v Speaker 5>For the material of the seats?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I don't think he chose that, yeobright.

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<v Speaker 1>Tray from Suzuki.

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<v Speaker 5>I must either have a SpongeBob or Hello Kitchen, Yes, no,

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<v Speaker 5>but no I don't want I don't want.

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<v Speaker 4>Either of the chief Okay, but this is the licensing

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<v Speaker 4>deal that they've done with Animate Trex.

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<v Speaker 5>No, nothing of that. I said. The way, I haven't

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<v Speaker 5>keep your SpongeBob. I mean then I could have just

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<v Speaker 5>went for like a C five hundred, I mean definitely

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<v Speaker 5>not the hellow Kissy. But what the SpongeBob when it

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<v Speaker 5>looks like I mean, it's not gonna be like bright

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<v Speaker 5>or bright yellow?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well that that is SpongeBob's color.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, but is it going to be like a SpongeBob

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<v Speaker 5>picture on every seat?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, no, no, no, there's no there's no way.

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<v Speaker 5>There's no no way. I'm taking a car. I'm waiting

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<v Speaker 5>a month for it, and it's going to have SpongeBob

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<v Speaker 5>SpongeBob seats. I mean no, it's I'm not I'm not

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<v Speaker 5>in the circus. Then they can cancel the contact or

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<v Speaker 5>cancel the deal.

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<v Speaker 1>Too late for that. Now, I'm afraid you.

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<v Speaker 5>Look like it just changing just a car from SpongeBob SquarePants.

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<v Speaker 5>Then I know you can't.

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<v Speaker 1>O Kevin go for the Hello Kitty option.

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<v Speaker 5>There's no there is no uh, there is no way

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<v Speaker 5>you take to forget it. They're not eat one of

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<v Speaker 5>one of the jew you guys been in SpongeBob sweappants

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<v Speaker 5>and seats. I'm twenty eight years old. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 5>drive around the car with SpongeBob seats in it. You know,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, why did you buy a new car with SpongeBob squiper?

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't You guys didn't tell me that it's going

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<v Speaker 5>to be that. That's something they said the car was

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<v Speaker 5>putting there. The tires, what about the tires?

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<v Speaker 1>Waterful tires?

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<v Speaker 5>Waterful tires? Are you guys?

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<v Speaker 4>Where do you how do you.

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<v Speaker 5>Get water full of tires?

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<v Speaker 1>These are the new eco friendly tires.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't want to the eco fames. I want normal tires.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean gas it produtes, but I don't want normal.

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<v Speaker 5>I want normal tires. I mean where must I spat

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<v Speaker 5>water in my tires?

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<v Speaker 1>That's the garage.

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<v Speaker 5>At which garage if you could tell me what you're

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<v Speaker 5>going to put water in in the tire? I mean,

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<v Speaker 5>are you want to put water in the tire?

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<v Speaker 4>All the garages are getting it now, they're getting it.

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<v Speaker 5>No, sorry, I haven't heard of it. This is because

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<v Speaker 5>I'm sorry. No, no, no, there's some kind of mistake you.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't buy any eco friendly fund. Fact I bought

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<v Speaker 5>this is reduced of the sport. That's what I bought.

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<v Speaker 1>And the hooter I'm not.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't want this to be I want to know

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<v Speaker 5>normal hooter, normal whoter goes one to go spoop and

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<v Speaker 5>I talking about who's going six to evens different syllables.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't want a skin hooter. I'm telling you, I

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<v Speaker 5>don't want toick off.

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<v Speaker 4>You know.

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<v Speaker 5>No, it's your sales people don't have to sell something.

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<v Speaker 5>And if you if you, I'm.

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<v Speaker 4>Not saying you stupid, but I mean you bought a

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<v Speaker 4>car with SpongeBob interior.

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<v Speaker 1>Your there's a set neve that.

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<v Speaker 4>Gets installed and it's got the voice of Wicked.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you want that Wacked's voice?

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<v Speaker 5>You got to give your heart attack. Sure, I'm shaking outside.

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<v Speaker 1>Like a car with SpongeBob.

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<v Speaker 4>With sponge like a yellow col color with a SpongeBob interior.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you stressed that man out.

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<v Speaker 1>Cancel it. Cancel it all because of licensing.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean you get Louis at andeering Gucci, but it

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<v Speaker 4>all somehow looks.

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<v Speaker 1>Terrible unless you're a fan.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll tell you now, if you had to say Arsenal

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<v Speaker 4>interior limited editions to Zuki Sweet, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Mean, now you're gonna sell a million calls because you're.

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<v Speaker 3>High on life, and then when you eventually float back

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<v Speaker 3>onto the ground, you'll realize this is atrocious.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, surely, surely.

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<v Speaker 4>Shakira Shakira hips don't lie here on K mornings. Yes,

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<v Speaker 4>some messages are from the prank this morning.

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<v Speaker 5>I'd really like the hooter that goes poop for all

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<v Speaker 5>the drivers that drive Peep.

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<v Speaker 1>SpongeBob Foot X SpongeBob Foot let go. That's one way

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<v Speaker 1>to ensure that she gets to book the front seat.

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<v Speaker 2>She soo just buys her sign in law of the car,

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<v Speaker 2>so there's no there's no arguments.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not I don't want different. I want to know

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<v Speaker 5>normal hooter. You want to go poop?

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine fighting your way through taxis poop poop poop. You

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<v Speaker 1>want something with authority, But.

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<v Speaker 3>It's going to be poop calling poop poop constantly on

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<v Speaker 3>South African roads.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you starting another fighting? You just called me poop?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you pooping or calling me poop? We are all

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<v Speaker 1>poop okay again.

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<v Speaker 4>If you want anybody pranks popping an email anytime Darren

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<v Speaker 4>s at KFM dot co dot z a