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Speaker 1: Okay, So, as I was perusing the online classifieds like
Speaker 1: Facebook Marketplace, there's it's section. Like I said that, I
Speaker 1: call it rented gent. It's it's actually it's like a
Speaker 1: massage therapy. U big, No, this is this is like
Speaker 1: let's call it a deep tissue massage. Okay. So there's
Speaker 1: a few right, In fact, there's a lot o so
Speaker 1: many options. So remember before in the past, I've called
Speaker 1: like a one Chinese takeaway and then I hold on
Speaker 1: pleas or hold on called another Chinese take where they
Speaker 1: talk chaos and Chinese Indian restaurant each other, all different
Speaker 1: various configurations. With pizza pizza, yes, yes, yes, yes. So
Speaker 1: now I'm doing it with messus too, messuss miss messus.
Speaker 1: What's the plural form? Is it messuses or messiah? One
Speaker 1: messuse to massia.
Speaker 2: I feel like massias are completely different thing.
Speaker 1: Kenya. I think it's also a yeah. Okay, So chaos
Speaker 1: ensues very quickly. All right, are you ready for this?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: We'll find out soon enough.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Hello ah hello, I'm phoning in connection with your ad
Speaker 1: in the newspaper. Okay, sorry, the lines very very bad.
Speaker 1: Can I transfer you to my to my office line? Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: hold on, it'll it'll you'll. You'll just hear it ring
Speaker 1: like a normal phone. Just hold on.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: I don another ad in the newspaper offering the exact
Speaker 1: same service.
Speaker 2: Seeking love. Hello, Yeah, can you hear me a big bunny?
Speaker 2: Can you hear me? I can hear you? Okay, I'm
Speaker 2: saying about to Yes, you know where he is next
Speaker 2: to me?
Speaker 1: W yes, I've got it. Yes, I've got a bit
Speaker 1: of idea.
Speaker 2: What do you answer to travel? There a pig problem?
Speaker 2: You wanted to travel there? Where about are you?
Speaker 1: I mean in seat? I say, my, my, my, my places?
Speaker 1: Where I do this?
Speaker 2: My advertised? Well? What what what would you like in?
Speaker 2: You tell me? If it come to me under drain
Speaker 2: for an hour, come to you to be he send
Speaker 2: the dain for an hour? Huh uh huh no no no.
Speaker 2: When you come to me, you play me for my service.
Speaker 2: And that's it. I provide a service and you think
Speaker 2: you paid me. No, I get paid for my services. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: I don't know people people paid me. No, that that
Speaker 2: isn't a word. Why did you phone me? Then? I
Speaker 2: mean you know, you know this is a commercial proposition.
Speaker 2: Didn't you?
Speaker 1: Why did you find me?
Speaker 2: A big bombs? Why do you find me? Somebody phoned
Speaker 2: me a guy big poms? Funny? Uh do you do message? Yes?
Speaker 2: I did?
Speaker 1: Did did I find you?
Speaker 2: Oh that's very funny. Yeah. Somebody to me and said
Speaker 2: I sane the firm? Oh no, that's definitely no, it's funny.
Speaker 2: It's right.
Speaker 1: For four hundred bucks. Look at the business. I love
Speaker 1: the terminology. You know this is a commercial proposition. I
Speaker 1: don't pay people. I get paid. There's a difference. I'm
Speaker 1: very curious as to what these services are. Well, you
Speaker 1: know it's sports massage. It's Swedish massage, massage, deep tissue
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