WEBVTT - Whackhead's Rent A Gent services

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<v Speaker 1>Stop, stop what you're doing. Here's another world famous.

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<v Speaker 2>Crank from darn Wackhead, something exclusive to k FM mornings.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So, as I was perusing the online classifieds like

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<v Speaker 1>Facebook Marketplace, there's it's section. Like I said that, I

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<v Speaker 1>call it rented gent. It's it's actually it's like a

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<v Speaker 1>massage therapy. U big, No, this is this is like

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<v Speaker 1>let's call it a deep tissue massage. Okay. So there's

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<v Speaker 1>a few right, In fact, there's a lot o so

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<v Speaker 1>many options. So remember before in the past, I've called

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<v Speaker 1>like a one Chinese takeaway and then I hold on

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<v Speaker 1>pleas or hold on called another Chinese take where they

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<v Speaker 1>talk chaos and Chinese Indian restaurant each other, all different

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<v Speaker 1>various configurations. With pizza pizza, yes, yes, yes, yes. So

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<v Speaker 1>now I'm doing it with messus too, messuss miss messus.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the plural form? Is it messuses or messiah? One

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<v Speaker 1>messuse to massia.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like massias are completely different thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Kenya. I think it's also a yeah. Okay, So chaos

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<v Speaker 1>ensues very quickly. All right, are you ready for this?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>We'll find out soon enough.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello ah hello, I'm phoning in connection with your ad

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<v Speaker 1>in the newspaper. Okay, sorry, the lines very very bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I transfer you to my to my office line? Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, it'll it'll you'll. You'll just hear it ring

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<v Speaker 1>like a normal phone. Just hold on.

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<v Speaker 2>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>I don another ad in the newspaper offering the exact

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<v Speaker 1>same service.

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<v Speaker 2>Seeking love. Hello, Yeah, can you hear me a big bunny?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you hear me? I can hear you? Okay, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>saying about to Yes, you know where he is next

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<v Speaker 2>to me?

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<v Speaker 1>W yes, I've got it. Yes, I've got a bit

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<v Speaker 1>of idea.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you answer to travel? There a pig problem?

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<v Speaker 2>You wanted to travel there? Where about are you?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean in seat? I say, my, my, my, my places?

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<v Speaker 1>Where I do this?

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<v Speaker 2>My advertised? Well? What what what would you like in?

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<v Speaker 2>You tell me? If it come to me under drain

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<v Speaker 2>for an hour, come to you to be he send

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<v Speaker 2>the dain for an hour? Huh uh huh no no no.

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<v Speaker 2>When you come to me, you play me for my service.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's it. I provide a service and you think

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<v Speaker 2>you paid me. No, I get paid for my services. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know people people paid me. No, that that

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<v Speaker 2>isn't a word. Why did you phone me? Then? I

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<v Speaker 2>mean you know, you know this is a commercial proposition.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't you?

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<v Speaker 1>Why did you find me?

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<v Speaker 2>A big bombs? Why do you find me? Somebody phoned

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<v Speaker 2>me a guy big poms? Funny? Uh do you do message? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>I did?

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<v Speaker 1>Did did I find you?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's very funny. Yeah. Somebody to me and said

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<v Speaker 2>I sane the firm? Oh no, that's definitely no, it's funny.

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<v Speaker 2>It's right.

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<v Speaker 1>For four hundred bucks. Look at the business. I love

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<v Speaker 1>the terminology. You know this is a commercial proposition. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't pay people. I get paid. There's a difference. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>very curious as to what these services are. Well, you

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<v Speaker 1>know it's sports massage. It's Swedish massage, massage, deep tissue

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<v Speaker 1>chuck rebalancing with hot stone massage. Get to choose your

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