Speaker 1: Here we go, we go.
Speaker 2: Here's another senseless survey from Darren Wackhead Simpson on KFM
Speaker 2: Mornings KF Mornings.
Speaker 3: Okay, senseless survey time. This is where I asked the
Speaker 3: questions that others are too afraid to all in the
Speaker 3: interest of the betterment of South African Okay, very serious.
Speaker 1: This is where you corner innocent South Africans who are
Speaker 1: generous with their time, thinking that they are bettering their country,
Speaker 1: but they are just answering nonsense.
Speaker 3: Interestingly, you know what, You're not too wrong in that assessment.
Speaker 1: You know what says The survey's taught me that South
Speaker 1: Africans are really patient people, truly that this man is
Speaker 1: just very persistent. People have had to want to hang up.
Speaker 1: And the last question, last question.
Speaker 3: Question, Okay, sherildon, give me a guess how many questions
Speaker 3: will ask this morning? Seven seven SIPs, ten questions, ten roomies,
Speaker 3: twelve questions twelve producer bread eight eight more wrong oh ah, oay,
Speaker 3: okay for a big prize from a small business here
Speaker 3: in the Western Cape. Take no more takers on the
Speaker 3: WhatsApp telephone. Here is this morning's senseless survey speaking good morning, sir,
Speaker 3: I'm agent three one nine six two. I'm calling it
Speaker 3: from the census beerer. I'd ask you a couple questions
Speaker 3: for your country. It'll only take you about thirty seconds.
Speaker 2: Yes, sir, do you reckon?
Speaker 3: They should make a bed snorkel so that you can
Speaker 3: be completely under the covers and still breathe. No, sir,
Speaker 3: do you think six education classes in school should be
Speaker 3: listening to a baby craft for a solid hour while
Speaker 3: watching Barney Cartoon?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Putn't it be a stupid thing to do?
Speaker 3: So? If you weigh ninety nine kilograms and eat one
Speaker 3: kilogram of Nutcho's, then are you technically one percent? Natcho? No,
Speaker 3: if two vegans dislike each other, is it's still considered beef.
Speaker 2: That they wouldn't know about?
Speaker 3: Do you know the real reason that dinosaurs went extinct
Speaker 3: was because they suffered from a reptile dysfunction?
Speaker 2: Never paid attention to denis so I wouldn't be able
Speaker 2: to agree or disagree.
Speaker 3: When you feel bugs on you even though there are
Speaker 3: no bugs on you? Are they the ghosts of bugs
Speaker 3: you've killed? Oh?
Speaker 2: No, don't believe in ghosts, so that's not.
Speaker 3: How many times at a restaurant have you thought a
Speaker 3: family was praying at the table, but then you realize
Speaker 3: that they were just all on their smartphones.
Speaker 2: I don't go to I haven't witnessed it.
Speaker 3: Do you agree that reading a book under a tree
Speaker 3: might sound all peaceful and beautiful, But imagine how stressful
Speaker 3: it is for the tree to see a bunch of
Speaker 3: its dead friends in your hand. So let's get this straight.
Speaker 3: So you go to the grocery store and you buy
Speaker 3: a kilogram of sliced ham in a plastic bag, a
Speaker 3: loaf of bread in a plastic bag. You get a
Speaker 3: two liter milk in a plastic jug, a pack of
Speaker 3: serviettes in plastic wrap, a salad from the deli in
Speaker 3: a plastic tub, a plastic bottle of tomato sauce. But
Speaker 3: they won't give you a plastic bag to carry it
Speaker 3: home because the plastic bag is bad for the environment.
Speaker 1: Why is he my favorite person?
Speaker 3: What does he do?
Speaker 1: Because there's a lot that he does not He does.
Speaker 3: Know that he sits on the couch all day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he was there answering your questions, but that
Speaker 1: plastic question was too much for him.
Speaker 3: Probably the longest question you've ever asked. Well, you know
Speaker 3: what like on Sunday. Yesterday, I popped to the Saturday,
Speaker 3: I popped to the.
Speaker 1: To the shirts.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, And they said to me, do you want
Speaker 3: to buy another back? So I'm not the shopper in
Speaker 3: the house. I don't have a bootfull of these backs.
Speaker 3: And you'll know who I'm talking about when I say
Speaker 3: it's like fifty four rand for a back. So I'm like, no,
Speaker 3: it's okay. I'm going to carry this stuff out myself.
Speaker 3: So I took my shirt and I made like a
Speaker 3: scoop with my shirts, and I packed this up. This
Speaker 3: is about was this you protesting refusing to buy a
Speaker 3: plastic I'm saving the environment. This is not about being frugal.
Speaker 3: This is about in environmental safety. So I'm walking there
Speaker 3: with my shirt scooped, carrying all my stuff because I
Speaker 3: only have two hands and I couldn't carry all these items.
Speaker 3: And I'm walking out there, but I'm looking at this
Speaker 3: and I'm looking at all the plastic and it's duck plastic.
Speaker 3: It's thick plastic. It's not thin plastic. It's not a
Speaker 3: thin plastic bag. And I thought, wow, this doesn't make sense.
Speaker 3: Let me put it to the senseless survey.
Speaker 1: So now The Sensor Survey is a playground for you
Speaker 1: to settle your scores.