WEBVTT - Senseless Survey 20 April

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go, we go.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's another senseless survey from Darren Wackhead Simpson on KFM

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<v Speaker 2>Mornings KF Mornings.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, senseless survey time. This is where I asked the

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<v Speaker 3>questions that others are too afraid to all in the

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<v Speaker 3>interest of the betterment of South African Okay, very serious.

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<v Speaker 1>This is where you corner innocent South Africans who are

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<v Speaker 1>generous with their time, thinking that they are bettering their country,

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<v Speaker 1>but they are just answering nonsense.

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<v Speaker 3>Interestingly, you know what, You're not too wrong in that assessment.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what says The survey's taught me that South

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<v Speaker 1>Africans are really patient people, truly that this man is

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<v Speaker 1>just very persistent. People have had to want to hang up.

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<v Speaker 1>And the last question, last question.

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<v Speaker 3>Question, Okay, sherildon, give me a guess how many questions

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<v Speaker 3>will ask this morning? Seven seven SIPs, ten questions, ten roomies,

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<v Speaker 3>twelve questions twelve producer bread eight eight more wrong oh ah, oay,

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<v Speaker 3>okay for a big prize from a small business here

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<v Speaker 3>in the Western Cape. Take no more takers on the

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<v Speaker 3>WhatsApp telephone. Here is this morning's senseless survey speaking good morning, sir,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm agent three one nine six two. I'm calling it

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<v Speaker 3>from the census beerer. I'd ask you a couple questions

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<v Speaker 3>for your country. It'll only take you about thirty seconds.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, sir, do you reckon?

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<v Speaker 3>They should make a bed snorkel so that you can

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<v Speaker 3>be completely under the covers and still breathe. No, sir,

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<v Speaker 3>do you think six education classes in school should be

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<v Speaker 3>listening to a baby craft for a solid hour while

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<v Speaker 3>watching Barney Cartoon?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Putn't it be a stupid thing to do?

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<v Speaker 3>So? If you weigh ninety nine kilograms and eat one

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<v Speaker 3>kilogram of Nutcho's, then are you technically one percent? Natcho? No,

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<v Speaker 3>if two vegans dislike each other, is it's still considered beef.

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<v Speaker 2>That they wouldn't know about?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know the real reason that dinosaurs went extinct

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<v Speaker 3>was because they suffered from a reptile dysfunction?

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<v Speaker 2>Never paid attention to denis so I wouldn't be able

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<v Speaker 2>to agree or disagree.

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<v Speaker 3>When you feel bugs on you even though there are

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<v Speaker 3>no bugs on you? Are they the ghosts of bugs

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<v Speaker 3>you've killed? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>No, don't believe in ghosts, so that's not.

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<v Speaker 3>How many times at a restaurant have you thought a

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<v Speaker 3>family was praying at the table, but then you realize

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<v Speaker 3>that they were just all on their smartphones.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't go to I haven't witnessed it.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you agree that reading a book under a tree

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<v Speaker 3>might sound all peaceful and beautiful, But imagine how stressful

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<v Speaker 3>it is for the tree to see a bunch of

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<v Speaker 3>its dead friends in your hand. So let's get this straight.

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<v Speaker 3>So you go to the grocery store and you buy

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<v Speaker 3>a kilogram of sliced ham in a plastic bag, a

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<v Speaker 3>loaf of bread in a plastic bag. You get a

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<v Speaker 3>two liter milk in a plastic jug, a pack of

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<v Speaker 3>serviettes in plastic wrap, a salad from the deli in

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<v Speaker 3>a plastic tub, a plastic bottle of tomato sauce. But

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<v Speaker 3>they won't give you a plastic bag to carry it

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<v Speaker 3>home because the plastic bag is bad for the environment.

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<v Speaker 1>Why is he my favorite person?

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<v Speaker 3>What does he do?

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<v Speaker 1>Because there's a lot that he does not He does.

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<v Speaker 3>Know that he sits on the couch all day.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but he was there answering your questions, but that

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<v Speaker 1>plastic question was too much for him.

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<v Speaker 3>Probably the longest question you've ever asked. Well, you know

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<v Speaker 3>what like on Sunday. Yesterday, I popped to the Saturday,

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<v Speaker 3>I popped to the.

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<v Speaker 1>To the shirts.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yeah, And they said to me, do you want

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<v Speaker 3>to buy another back? So I'm not the shopper in

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<v Speaker 3>the house. I don't have a bootfull of these backs.

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<v Speaker 3>And you'll know who I'm talking about when I say

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<v Speaker 3>it's like fifty four rand for a back. So I'm like, no,

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<v Speaker 3>it's okay. I'm going to carry this stuff out myself.

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<v Speaker 3>So I took my shirt and I made like a

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<v Speaker 3>scoop with my shirts, and I packed this up. This

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<v Speaker 3>is about was this you protesting refusing to buy a

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<v Speaker 3>plastic I'm saving the environment. This is not about being frugal.

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<v Speaker 3>This is about in environmental safety. So I'm walking there

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<v Speaker 3>with my shirt scooped, carrying all my stuff because I

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<v Speaker 3>only have two hands and I couldn't carry all these items.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm walking out there, but I'm looking at this

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm looking at all the plastic and it's duck plastic.

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<v Speaker 3>It's thick plastic. It's not thin plastic. It's not a

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<v Speaker 3>thin plastic bag. And I thought, wow, this doesn't make sense.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me put it to the senseless survey.

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<v Speaker 1>So now The Sensor Survey is a playground for you

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<v Speaker 1>to settle your scores.