Speaker 1: Stop, stop what you're doing.
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Speaker 3: So yeah, all I hear from friends that are in
Speaker 3: the dating scene. Oh the red flags. Oh this is
Speaker 3: a red flag. There's a green flag, there's a beige flag.
Speaker 3: I don't know what all these flags are. Do you
Speaker 3: know what is a beige flag?
Speaker 1: I don't know what a beige flag is.
Speaker 3: So I'm assuming a green flag means that's good. Red
Speaker 3: is bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, beige seems boring to me, indifferent almost.
Speaker 3: Actually I think that that that might be right. Let
Speaker 3: me just google here. What is a beije flag.
Speaker 1: That makes sense? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Boring? So what would boring be? Just no depth in conversation.
Speaker 1: No mutual sorry, no mutual interesting.
Speaker 2: So, beige flag describes a personal quirk or habit that
Speaker 2: isn't inherently good or bad.
Speaker 3: It's just met Oh you just have you're going to
Speaker 3: bring no excitements. Okay, well so so this this, these
Speaker 3: are these are two ladies. So her friend is single,
Speaker 3: her and she knows how hard it is out there
Speaker 3: because the it's always one date and no, you know,
Speaker 3: there's never a second date. So you know, as as
Speaker 3: you say, what starts to happen is you you feel
Speaker 3: for your friend, you hear their tragedy, and then you go, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm going to find someone for you. I had that
Speaker 3: once upon a time, and I met this person. I
Speaker 3: was like, is that what my friends think of me?
Speaker 3: Is that what you think? It's going to be good
Speaker 3: for me? You know?
Speaker 2: Hey, this is why people have stopped trying.
Speaker 1: Derek, Can I ask you a question? Yes, what were
Speaker 1: the green flags when you met your wife?
Speaker 3: Beautiful? Yeah, that's got to be a guys that we
Speaker 3: are that is our first flag. Uh, beautiful. My wife's hilarious,
Speaker 3: she really is. And she's just sweet and genuine and honest,
Speaker 3: you know, because she's all but she's beautiful. She didn't
Speaker 3: have to have all that other stuff.
Speaker 1: But you can't count to ten.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because prove me wrong. Prove me wrong, You're not wrong.
Speaker 1: It has to be attraction, of course.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Okay, so she says this. Listen, she tells her friend, Hey,
Speaker 3: I've got the perfect af you, I've got the perfect
Speaker 3: off you. I'm gonna can I give him your number? Yes? Okay,
Speaker 3: this is his name. He's going to call you. She's like, oh, okay,
Speaker 3: this is a friend recommendation. There could be something here.
Speaker 3: So she's set that up for me. And now I'm
Speaker 3: going to I'm the friend obviously, so I'm going to
Speaker 3: make this a bad situation as possible. And what I've
Speaker 3: learned in the dating world is that you know, it
Speaker 3: gets you know, I've heard about pictures sending Okay, so
Speaker 3: it gets quite like dirty early all right, Yes.
Speaker 1: You can get a lot of unsolicited stuff.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, okay, So that's what we've got. Let's
Speaker 3: let's what happens. You know, this isn't going to be good.
Speaker 3: Do you ever like suggests like say, hey, there's a
Speaker 3: guy my work that I think you would luck? Do
Speaker 3: you ever do that sort of thing? I have suggested
Speaker 3: a couple I even suggested a couple of friends. Hello, Hello,
Speaker 3: I'm looking for Madeline. Please seeking how Madeline's Stephen Finer?
Speaker 2: Here?
Speaker 1: Hi Stephen?
Speaker 3: How you do I'm fun? Thanks to you. I'm good.
Speaker 3: Thank you. So you don't have a problem with me
Speaker 3: calling Feth It's nice. Okay, that's cool. I love that.
Speaker 3: So what do you like to do? Like crazy things?
Speaker 3: Things with a rush, like roller coasters and stuff like that. Now,
Speaker 3: what's your interests things? Don't tell me you want to
Speaker 3: talk about kinky stuff because I'm gonna change in your.
Speaker 4: Mood in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you aren't in a relationships now you're not.
Speaker 3: I'm just getting out of a relationship getting out, meaning
Speaker 3: you're still in one getting out or yeah, I'm already
Speaker 3: out of it. I'm still in one. But okay, I'm
Speaker 3: going to break up with her now. But you haven't
Speaker 3: told me how long you guys have been together. It
Speaker 3: is just under three years.
Speaker 4: Just under three years, three years.
Speaker 3: I must say, you've got a very thick the voice.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Heart, Okay, thank you?
Speaker 3: Yeah that That's all I can say is hot, hot,
Speaker 3: hot like Tabasco sauce. So you know what I'll call you.
Speaker 3: I'd call you Tobasco sauce.
Speaker 1: You're gonna call me Tabasco sauce.
Speaker 3: I'll throw you with a bottle of Tabasco sal Yeah.
Speaker 3: Because I think I found somebody near and it's then
Speaker 3: her name is Tabasco sauce. Okay, hashtag awkward. So do
Speaker 3: we go to tomorrow night? Actually, just then tomorrow. One
Speaker 3: of my friends just coming over from Joe Burgh. Let's
Speaker 3: go out on a date. And just just one other thing,
Speaker 3: could you maybe pick me up?
Speaker 4: Okay, so let me give you a lesson here.
Speaker 3: Don't call me and tell me you want to talk
Speaker 3: about kinky and second of all, don't tell.
Speaker 4: Me you want to take me out on a date
Speaker 4: and then't tell me I must come to pick you up.
Speaker 3: Okay, I my momuck borrow.
Speaker 2: Hey, my battery is about today.
Speaker 4: Okay, I have to turn I name my roommate just
Speaker 4: walked in, okay.
Speaker 3: By okay, Hey bye, I love you?
Speaker 4: Whoa hellow Hi? I serve a minor need.
Speaker 3: I say I sent a three or fourday and I
Speaker 3: kinda say mighty for non laws. Wait what yeh? Move
Speaker 3: my money moved? My crazy woman?
Speaker 4: I can I can the woman drive for my essay?
Speaker 3: I'm a moment. I need car me and my buy
Speaker 3: no mis tabasco saws.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I because it's just Tabasco sauce.
Speaker 3: Just try come on please me one day. Maybe it's
Speaker 3: the one yes that told me.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell him to call it.
Speaker 3: I mean, you can sort out everything and you can
Speaker 3: go on. And I'm already gonna tell me my I
Speaker 3: can I no clock a bro get my nod yo.
Speaker 3: I haven't kinky dinner.
Speaker 4: From I start, I wi my dad and taking me
Speaker 4: up intaveratising said, my worst slops your small.
Speaker 2: So and I and I asked, but.
Speaker 3: What call you back? Okay?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 3: By h hello? Good news? I broke up with my
Speaker 3: with my girl.
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: And how did it go?
Speaker 3: Look? If you don't believe me, I'll tell her again
Speaker 3: in front of you. Just hold on, just hold on,
Speaker 3: Can you hold on for one second? Please? Okay, Olga,
Speaker 3: I'm telling you again. Now it's over. I'm breaking up
Speaker 3: with you right here, right now, it's done. I found
Speaker 3: a new girl. Her name is Tabasco Thaws and Steela's
Speaker 3: the kinky stuff. Okay, I have clothes he now, okay,
Speaker 3: you've just broken up with the while you're on the
Speaker 3: phone with me.
Speaker 2: Thus whole thing is why do you think that it's fren?
Speaker 4: My point, that's freak, it's weird.
Speaker 3: There must be something wrong with this old picture. What
Speaker 3: is you told me to break up with before we
Speaker 3: can go out with you? The lawns. I'm being a gentleman.
Speaker 3: Tabasco sauce, please, Tabasco sauce.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 1: Like this so nice with your eyes.
Speaker 3: I've broaken up with my girl. Now now you have
Speaker 3: to go out with me.
Speaker 4: I can listen.
Speaker 3: But you told me to break up with her.
Speaker 4: Well, that's your story.
Speaker 3: I haven't given them crying.
Speaker 4: No, are you serious?
Speaker 3: That's been working for me. May I'm breaking up with
Speaker 3: you right now.
Speaker 4: You're breaking up with me. Then you just scored ten points.
Speaker 3: Yes you know what. I've broken up with two people
Speaker 3: in ten minutes.
Speaker 4: Well done. You're very good. Though you didn't find that weird.
Speaker 1: You must be like sicking wacked Simpson or somebody.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, maybe it is actually wicked Simpson.
Speaker 4: I could.
Speaker 2: Thank me.
Speaker 4: I think, okay, this is so weird.
Speaker 2: I'm actually talking to wacked.
Speaker 4: Oy Wacked.
Speaker 3: I want to honestly say, please bleep all the words.
Speaker 3: She sounds so sweet.
Speaker 1: She deserves a good a good man, but.
Speaker 3: I sounded like ill of a catch. Don't come on,
Speaker 3: be honest, exhausting miss. You have to get Olga back on.
Speaker 3: It's Molly Sarrus racking ball. Lots of messages here from
Speaker 3: the prank this morning. One guy Cameron. He says, shame Darren,
Speaker 3: that lady sounds so sweet. I will take her out
Speaker 3: for dinner, even just to chat about how she felt
Speaker 3: after the prank. She did sound nice though, Yeah for
Speaker 3: a friendship, Yeah yeah, yeah, I know you never miss
Speaker 3: a beat, do you never gotta miss an opportunity? Fielding
Speaker 3: in the slips here? I love it. There's some of
Speaker 3: your messages.
Speaker 1: It was a good prank.
Speaker 4: Wicker you go, boy, you go, You're dead and where
Speaker 4: do you get this wild? And you just you just wild?
Speaker 4: And you know, also is when you're stuck in traffic
Speaker 4: and everyone in the corse is laughing because of this joke.
Speaker 1: That's just such an awesome moment.
Speaker 3: Well done there, and Olga, yes.
Speaker 2: Terrible, terrible. You just keep going where many would would
Speaker 2: tever plang.
Speaker 3: You just keep going, keep going, all right, Thanks for
Speaker 3: your messages. It is eight thirty time for your news
Speaker 3: and the sports finners.