WEBVTT - Prank 23 June 2026

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<v Speaker 1>Stop, stop what you're doing.

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<v Speaker 2>Here is another world famous frank car from Darren Wackhead,

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<v Speaker 2>something ex exclusive to KFM mornings.

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, all I hear from friends that are in

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<v Speaker 3>the dating scene. Oh the red flags. Oh this is

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<v Speaker 3>a red flag. There's a green flag, there's a beige flag.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what all these flags are. Do you

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<v Speaker 3>know what is a beige flag?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what a beige flag is.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm assuming a green flag means that's good. Red

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<v Speaker 3>is bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, beige seems boring to me, indifferent almost.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually I think that that that might be right. Let

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<v Speaker 3>me just google here. What is a beije flag.

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<v Speaker 1>That makes sense? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Boring? So what would boring be? Just no depth in conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>No mutual sorry, no mutual interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>So, beige flag describes a personal quirk or habit that

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<v Speaker 2>isn't inherently good or bad.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just met Oh you just have you're going to

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<v Speaker 3>bring no excitements. Okay, well so so this this, these

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<v Speaker 3>are these are two ladies. So her friend is single,

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<v Speaker 3>her and she knows how hard it is out there

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<v Speaker 3>because the it's always one date and no, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>there's never a second date. So you know, as as

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<v Speaker 3>you say, what starts to happen is you you feel

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<v Speaker 3>for your friend, you hear their tragedy, and then you go, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to find someone for you. I had that

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<v Speaker 3>once upon a time, and I met this person. I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, is that what my friends think of me?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that what you think? It's going to be good

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<v Speaker 3>for me? You know?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, this is why people have stopped trying.

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<v Speaker 1>Derek, Can I ask you a question? Yes, what were

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<v Speaker 1>the green flags when you met your wife?

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<v Speaker 3>Beautiful? Yeah, that's got to be a guys that we

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<v Speaker 3>are that is our first flag. Uh, beautiful. My wife's hilarious,

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<v Speaker 3>she really is. And she's just sweet and genuine and honest,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, because she's all but she's beautiful. She didn't

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<v Speaker 3>have to have all that other stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>But you can't count to ten.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because prove me wrong. Prove me wrong, You're not wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>It has to be attraction, of course.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Okay, so she says this. Listen, she tells her friend, Hey,

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<v Speaker 3>I've got the perfect af you, I've got the perfect

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<v Speaker 3>off you. I'm gonna can I give him your number? Yes? Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>this is his name. He's going to call you. She's like, oh, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>this is a friend recommendation. There could be something here.

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<v Speaker 3>So she's set that up for me. And now I'm

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<v Speaker 3>going to I'm the friend obviously, so I'm going to

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<v Speaker 3>make this a bad situation as possible. And what I've

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<v Speaker 3>learned in the dating world is that you know, it

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<v Speaker 3>gets you know, I've heard about pictures sending Okay, so

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<v Speaker 3>it gets quite like dirty early all right, Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>You can get a lot of unsolicited stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, yes, okay, So that's what we've got. Let's

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<v Speaker 3>let's what happens. You know, this isn't going to be good.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you ever like suggests like say, hey, there's a

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<v Speaker 3>guy my work that I think you would luck? Do

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<v Speaker 3>you ever do that sort of thing? I have suggested

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<v Speaker 3>a couple I even suggested a couple of friends. Hello, Hello,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm looking for Madeline. Please seeking how Madeline's Stephen Finer?

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<v Speaker 2>Here?

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<v Speaker 1>Hi Stephen?

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<v Speaker 3>How you do I'm fun? Thanks to you. I'm good.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you. So you don't have a problem with me

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<v Speaker 3>calling Feth It's nice. Okay, that's cool. I love that.

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<v Speaker 3>So what do you like to do? Like crazy things?

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<v Speaker 3>Things with a rush, like roller coasters and stuff like that. Now,

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<v Speaker 3>what's your interests things? Don't tell me you want to

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<v Speaker 3>talk about kinky stuff because I'm gonna change in your.

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<v Speaker 4>Mood in.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, you aren't in a relationships now you're not.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just getting out of a relationship getting out, meaning

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<v Speaker 3>you're still in one getting out or yeah, I'm already

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<v Speaker 3>out of it. I'm still in one. But okay, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>going to break up with her now. But you haven't

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<v Speaker 3>told me how long you guys have been together. It

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<v Speaker 3>is just under three years.

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<v Speaker 4>Just under three years, three years.

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<v Speaker 3>I must say, you've got a very thick the voice.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Heart, Okay, thank you?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah that That's all I can say is hot, hot,

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<v Speaker 3>hot like Tabasco sauce. So you know what I'll call you.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd call you Tobasco sauce.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna call me Tabasco sauce.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll throw you with a bottle of Tabasco sal Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Because I think I found somebody near and it's then

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<v Speaker 3>her name is Tabasco sauce. Okay, hashtag awkward. So do

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<v Speaker 3>we go to tomorrow night? Actually, just then tomorrow. One

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<v Speaker 3>of my friends just coming over from Joe Burgh. Let's

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<v Speaker 3>go out on a date. And just just one other thing,

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<v Speaker 3>could you maybe pick me up?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, so let me give you a lesson here.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't call me and tell me you want to talk

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<v Speaker 3>about kinky and second of all, don't tell.

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<v Speaker 4>Me you want to take me out on a date

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<v Speaker 4>and then't tell me I must come to pick you up.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I my momuck borrow.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, my battery is about today.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I have to turn I name my roommate just

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<v Speaker 4>walked in, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>By okay, Hey bye, I love you?

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<v Speaker 4>Whoa hellow Hi? I serve a minor need.

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<v Speaker 3>I say I sent a three or fourday and I

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<v Speaker 3>kinda say mighty for non laws. Wait what yeh? Move

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<v Speaker 3>my money moved? My crazy woman?

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<v Speaker 4>I can I can the woman drive for my essay?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a moment. I need car me and my buy

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<v Speaker 3>no mis tabasco saws.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I because it's just Tabasco sauce.

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<v Speaker 3>Just try come on please me one day. Maybe it's

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<v Speaker 3>the one yes that told me.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna tell him to call it.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, you can sort out everything and you can

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<v Speaker 3>go on. And I'm already gonna tell me my I

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<v Speaker 3>can I no clock a bro get my nod yo.

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't kinky dinner.

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<v Speaker 4>From I start, I wi my dad and taking me

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<v Speaker 4>up intaveratising said, my worst slops your small.

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<v Speaker 2>So and I and I asked, but.

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<v Speaker 3>What call you back? Okay?

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<v Speaker 4>Why?

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<v Speaker 3>By h hello? Good news? I broke up with my

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<v Speaker 3>with my girl.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>And how did it go?

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<v Speaker 3>Look? If you don't believe me, I'll tell her again

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<v Speaker 3>in front of you. Just hold on, just hold on,

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<v Speaker 3>Can you hold on for one second? Please? Okay, Olga,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm telling you again. Now it's over. I'm breaking up

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<v Speaker 3>with you right here, right now, it's done. I found

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<v Speaker 3>a new girl. Her name is Tabasco Thaws and Steela's

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<v Speaker 3>the kinky stuff. Okay, I have clothes he now, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>you've just broken up with the while you're on the

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<v Speaker 3>phone with me.

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<v Speaker 2>Thus whole thing is why do you think that it's fren?

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<v Speaker 4>My point, that's freak, it's weird.

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<v Speaker 3>There must be something wrong with this old picture. What

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<v Speaker 3>is you told me to break up with before we

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<v Speaker 3>can go out with you? The lawns. I'm being a gentleman.

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<v Speaker 3>Tabasco sauce, please, Tabasco sauce.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Like this so nice with your eyes.

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<v Speaker 3>I've broaken up with my girl. Now now you have

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<v Speaker 3>to go out with me.

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<v Speaker 4>I can listen.

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<v Speaker 3>But you told me to break up with her.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, that's your story.

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't given them crying.

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<v Speaker 4>No, are you serious?

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<v Speaker 3>That's been working for me. May I'm breaking up with

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<v Speaker 3>you right now.

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<v Speaker 4>You're breaking up with me. Then you just scored ten points.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes you know what. I've broken up with two people

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<v Speaker 3>in ten minutes.

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<v Speaker 4>Well done. You're very good. Though you didn't find that weird.

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<v Speaker 1>You must be like sicking wacked Simpson or somebody.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, maybe it is actually wicked Simpson.

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<v Speaker 4>I could.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank me.

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<v Speaker 4>I think, okay, this is so weird.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm actually talking to wacked.

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<v Speaker 4>Oy Wacked.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to honestly say, please bleep all the words.

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<v Speaker 3>She sounds so sweet.

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<v Speaker 1>She deserves a good a good man, but.

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<v Speaker 3>I sounded like ill of a catch. Don't come on,

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<v Speaker 3>be honest, exhausting miss. You have to get Olga back on.

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<v Speaker 3>It's Molly Sarrus racking ball. Lots of messages here from

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<v Speaker 3>the prank this morning. One guy Cameron. He says, shame Darren,

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<v Speaker 3>that lady sounds so sweet. I will take her out

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<v Speaker 3>for dinner, even just to chat about how she felt

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<v Speaker 3>after the prank. She did sound nice though, Yeah for

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<v Speaker 3>a friendship, Yeah yeah, yeah, I know you never miss

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<v Speaker 3>a beat, do you never gotta miss an opportunity? Fielding

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<v Speaker 3>in the slips here? I love it. There's some of

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<v Speaker 3>your messages.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a good prank.

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<v Speaker 4>Wicker you go, boy, you go, You're dead and where

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<v Speaker 4>do you get this wild? And you just you just wild?

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<v Speaker 4>And you know, also is when you're stuck in traffic

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<v Speaker 4>and everyone in the corse is laughing because of this joke.

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<v Speaker 1>That's just such an awesome moment.

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<v Speaker 3>Well done there, and Olga, yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Terrible, terrible. You just keep going where many would would

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<v Speaker 2>tever plang.

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<v Speaker 3>You just keep going, keep going, all right, Thanks for

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<v Speaker 3>your messages. It is eight thirty time for your news

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<v Speaker 3>and the sports finners.