Speaker 1: So here we go, Here we go. Here is another
Speaker 1: senseless survey from Darren Wackhead Simpson on KFM Mornings.
Speaker 2: KFM Mornings.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's do this Monday senseless survey time. This is
Speaker 1: where I ask a random person of South Africa. Sometimes
Speaker 1: it's an international person. How many very important questions about
Speaker 1: the about the the survival of South Africa and survive
Speaker 1: questions that you know it's.
Speaker 2: To keep this country together.
Speaker 1: Yes to to you know, prolong the existential crisis. So
Speaker 1: it's important questions and we see how long they stay on.
Speaker 1: They eventually all put down. So all these questions are
Speaker 1: totally senseless, nonsense nonsense questions, of course, how many will
Speaker 1: I get through? Sherlin, give me a guess? Twelve twelve,
Speaker 1: very good guess, ten ten, also very good GUESSMI eleven
Speaker 1: very good guests You see producer bread fourteen fourteen questions,
Speaker 1: terrible guess with just friend. Okay, Sherlin serbs remains. You're
Speaker 1: all somewhere on one side of it and one nailed
Speaker 1: it bang in the middle. Ramise, can't from honeymoon come
Speaker 1: back with wisdom? Thank you very much? Hey, yes, good,
Speaker 1: how was the honeymoon lovely.
Speaker 2: Life is great, guys, and we love in an amazing,
Speaker 2: amazing country. He's literally in the honeymoon pace.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So we went out to n Eisner over the over
Speaker 2: the last week and.
Speaker 1: Wow, how was the weather?
Speaker 2: No, it was perfect, not too hot, not too cold,
Speaker 2: just right. And wow, Guyssner is a spectacular piece of
Speaker 2: this earth. Really is.
Speaker 1: Yeah? Absolutely, So you were married? Yes, you're now what
Speaker 1: six days? Seven days in seven seven days married? Wonderful
Speaker 1: congrats remy.
Speaker 2: Look at that broad smile.
Speaker 1: Hey is a happy, happy man. So you're going home
Speaker 1: to your wife after this.
Speaker 2: When she gets home from work.
Speaker 1: You tell me about your day and then sits in.
Speaker 1: Is going to be food on the table or you cooking?
Speaker 1: What's the deal? No?
Speaker 2: So he just she actually just misses me now a
Speaker 2: little bit of a closely list. I was like, okay, cool,
Speaker 2: I'll go and get those things for this evening.
Speaker 1: Domestic Look at husband, husband's got a list. What's for
Speaker 1: dinner tonight? My wife? Let me tell you kitty about it?
Speaker 1: And hours too. You know, the first time you actually
Speaker 1: look at your wife and you say you're my wife,
Speaker 1: it's just quite a statements beautiful. So my word, I
Speaker 1: think it's Rama's new favorite word. Hey wife, I.
Speaker 2: See that quite a bit of today we've been talking about.
Speaker 1: Tell us more about your wife.
Speaker 2: My wife.
Speaker 1: Yeah, your wife. You get it right there, we go. Okay,
Speaker 1: on the no more takers on the WhatsApp telephone. Let's
Speaker 1: do the senseless survey. Here come a bunch of you'll
Speaker 1: call them ridiculous, I'll call them important questions.
Speaker 3: Good morning. It's also she's been.
Speaker 1: Good morning, sir. Imagine three one nine six. I'm calling
Speaker 1: you from the Census Bureau. I just need to ask
Speaker 1: you a couple of questions for your country. It won't
Speaker 1: take more than about five seconds. Okay, how much time
Speaker 1: do you spend practicing picking up stuff with your feet?
Speaker 3: Very rare, It's very rare. I would only do it
Speaker 3: when I'm feeling lazy to Actually, it's.
Speaker 1: Owning a dog more popular than a horse because they
Speaker 1: are easier to spoon.
Speaker 3: Yes, i'll see, so, I mean a horse would lead
Speaker 3: you to have a bigger yard than the dog.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Does trimming your toenails count as abdominal exercise?
Speaker 3: Never looked at it that way, But when I imagine
Speaker 3: doing that actual deed, I'll say it must have a
Speaker 3: little bit of impact is.
Speaker 1: The ultimate rollerblading trick, riding them without disappointing your parents.
Speaker 3: No, I mean, I'm sure it's such a sport it
Speaker 3: would be impressive.
Speaker 1: Actually, so when did you realize that Hello Kitty actually
Speaker 1: has no mouth?
Speaker 3: I haven't know what of that, however. Actually, I'll pay
Speaker 3: attention for today. I remember by my daughter hello kity
Speaker 3: t shirt, and I didn't even see that?
Speaker 2: Good man?
Speaker 1: Are you it's okay with calling cuff links what they
Speaker 1: really are? Sleeve ear rings?
Speaker 3: I call them that.
Speaker 1: Yes. Do you think we missed an opportunity when we
Speaker 1: called people who fixed dogs vets instead of dogters?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 1: Do you know that we do not check the refrigerator
Speaker 1: multiple times to find new food. We check to see
Speaker 1: if our standards have dropped enough to eat what was available. Yeah?
Speaker 3: Sometimes?
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: You know your youth is over when people stop being
Speaker 1: impressed by how much you can drink and they start
Speaker 1: to become concerned. Yes, I think people anytime someone does.
Speaker 1: Do you think we should tie their shoelaces together in
Speaker 1: case of a zombie apocalypse? Yeah? No? So do you
Speaker 1: know that Spider Man has absolutely no way of hiding
Speaker 1: an erection? Well? No, he gave all those credit to him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no quality human.
Speaker 1: You can tell you didn't have to do spidy like that.
Speaker 1: You're sick, there's there's medicine for that, don't worry. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, there is. It's like you want to know,
Speaker 1: you want to know when you like really, you know,
Speaker 1: we always think we're young, but you know people might
Speaker 1: perceive us as old. Okay, you want to know what's
Speaker 1: a big defining factor that I've realized. If you are
Speaker 1: not in your own mind of how people perceive you,
Speaker 1: are you young or are you old? Okay? So you
Speaker 1: know you you are young. If when you trip and
Speaker 1: fall and people laugh, you are old. If when you
Speaker 1: trip in four people rush up to you and go,
Speaker 1: are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay? Who
Speaker 1: can I help you out? Can help you? So trip
Speaker 1: and fall today and look around and see people's reactions,
Speaker 1: and by that very deduction, you will decide on the
Speaker 1: spot there on the floor whether or not you are
Speaker 1: young or old. All right, I'd like to think people
Speaker 1: are still laughing at me if I trip and four