WEBVTT - Senseless Survey: Does trimming your toenails count as doing abdominal exercise?

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<v Speaker 1>So here we go, Here we go. Here is another

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<v Speaker 1>senseless survey from Darren Wackhead Simpson on KFM Mornings.

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<v Speaker 2>KFM Mornings.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's do this Monday senseless survey time. This is

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<v Speaker 1>where I ask a random person of South Africa. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>it's an international person. How many very important questions about

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<v Speaker 1>the about the the survival of South Africa and survive

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<v Speaker 1>questions that you know it's.

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<v Speaker 2>To keep this country together.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes to to you know, prolong the existential crisis. So

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<v Speaker 1>it's important questions and we see how long they stay on.

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<v Speaker 1>They eventually all put down. So all these questions are

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<v Speaker 1>totally senseless, nonsense nonsense questions, of course, how many will

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<v Speaker 1>I get through? Sherlin, give me a guess? Twelve twelve,

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<v Speaker 1>very good guess, ten ten, also very good GUESSMI eleven

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<v Speaker 1>very good guests You see producer bread fourteen fourteen questions,

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<v Speaker 1>terrible guess with just friend. Okay, Sherlin serbs remains. You're

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<v Speaker 1>all somewhere on one side of it and one nailed

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<v Speaker 1>it bang in the middle. Ramise, can't from honeymoon come

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<v Speaker 1>back with wisdom? Thank you very much? Hey, yes, good,

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<v Speaker 1>how was the honeymoon lovely.

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<v Speaker 2>Life is great, guys, and we love in an amazing,

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<v Speaker 2>amazing country. He's literally in the honeymoon pace.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So we went out to n Eisner over the over

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<v Speaker 2>the last week and.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, how was the weather?

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<v Speaker 2>No, it was perfect, not too hot, not too cold,

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<v Speaker 2>just right. And wow, Guyssner is a spectacular piece of

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<v Speaker 2>this earth. Really is.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Absolutely, So you were married? Yes, you're now what

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<v Speaker 1>six days? Seven days in seven seven days married? Wonderful

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<v Speaker 1>congrats remy.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at that broad smile.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey is a happy, happy man. So you're going home

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<v Speaker 1>to your wife after this.

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<v Speaker 2>When she gets home from work.

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<v Speaker 1>You tell me about your day and then sits in.

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<v Speaker 1>Is going to be food on the table or you cooking?

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<v Speaker 1>What's the deal? No?

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<v Speaker 2>So he just she actually just misses me now a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit of a closely list. I was like, okay, cool,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll go and get those things for this evening.

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<v Speaker 1>Domestic Look at husband, husband's got a list. What's for

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<v Speaker 1>dinner tonight? My wife? Let me tell you kitty about it?

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<v Speaker 1>And hours too. You know, the first time you actually

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<v Speaker 1>look at your wife and you say you're my wife,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just quite a statements beautiful. So my word, I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's Rama's new favorite word. Hey wife, I.

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<v Speaker 2>See that quite a bit of today we've been talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell us more about your wife.

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<v Speaker 2>My wife.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, your wife. You get it right there, we go. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>on the no more takers on the WhatsApp telephone. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>do the senseless survey. Here come a bunch of you'll

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<v Speaker 1>call them ridiculous, I'll call them important questions.

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<v Speaker 3>Good morning. It's also she's been.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, sir. Imagine three one nine six. I'm calling

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<v Speaker 1>you from the Census Bureau. I just need to ask

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<v Speaker 1>you a couple of questions for your country. It won't

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<v Speaker 1>take more than about five seconds. Okay, how much time

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<v Speaker 1>do you spend practicing picking up stuff with your feet?

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<v Speaker 3>Very rare, It's very rare. I would only do it

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<v Speaker 3>when I'm feeling lazy to Actually, it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Owning a dog more popular than a horse because they

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<v Speaker 1>are easier to spoon.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, i'll see, so, I mean a horse would lead

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<v Speaker 3>you to have a bigger yard than the dog.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, Does trimming your toenails count as abdominal exercise?

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<v Speaker 3>Never looked at it that way, But when I imagine

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<v Speaker 3>doing that actual deed, I'll say it must have a

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<v Speaker 3>little bit of impact is.

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<v Speaker 1>The ultimate rollerblading trick, riding them without disappointing your parents.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I mean, I'm sure it's such a sport it

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<v Speaker 3>would be impressive.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, so when did you realize that Hello Kitty actually

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<v Speaker 1>has no mouth?

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't know what of that, however. Actually, I'll pay

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<v Speaker 3>attention for today. I remember by my daughter hello kity

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<v Speaker 3>t shirt, and I didn't even see that?

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<v Speaker 2>Good man?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you it's okay with calling cuff links what they

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<v Speaker 1>really are? Sleeve ear rings?

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<v Speaker 3>I call them that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes. Do you think we missed an opportunity when we

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<v Speaker 1>called people who fixed dogs vets instead of dogters?

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<v Speaker 3>So?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know that we do not check the refrigerator

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<v Speaker 1>multiple times to find new food. We check to see

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<v Speaker 1>if our standards have dropped enough to eat what was available. Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>You know your youth is over when people stop being

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<v Speaker 1>impressed by how much you can drink and they start

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<v Speaker 1>to become concerned. Yes, I think people anytime someone does.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think we should tie their shoelaces together in

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<v Speaker 1>case of a zombie apocalypse? Yeah? No? So do you

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<v Speaker 1>know that Spider Man has absolutely no way of hiding

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<v Speaker 1>an erection? Well? No, he gave all those credit to him.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no quality human.

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<v Speaker 1>You can tell you didn't have to do spidy like that.

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<v Speaker 1>You're sick, there's there's medicine for that, don't worry. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, there is. It's like you want to know,

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<v Speaker 1>you want to know when you like really, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we always think we're young, but you know people might

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<v Speaker 1>perceive us as old. Okay, you want to know what's

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<v Speaker 1>a big defining factor that I've realized. If you are

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<v Speaker 1>not in your own mind of how people perceive you,

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<v Speaker 1>are you young or are you old? Okay? So you

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<v Speaker 1>know you you are young. If when you trip and

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<v Speaker 1>fall and people laugh, you are old. If when you

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<v Speaker 1>trip in four people rush up to you and go,

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<v Speaker 1>are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay? Who

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<v Speaker 1>can I help you out? Can help you? So trip

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<v Speaker 1>and fall today and look around and see people's reactions,

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<v Speaker 1>and by that very deduction, you will decide on the

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<v Speaker 1>spot there on the floor whether or not you are

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<v Speaker 1>young or old. All right, I'd like to think people

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<v Speaker 1>are still laughing at me if I trip and four