WEBVTT - Prank 1 July 2026

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<v Speaker 1>It's kf Morning's thirteen after eight o'clock already. Then we've

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<v Speaker 1>got a prank coming up in just a few minutes

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<v Speaker 1>dealing with telemarketers again. Someone's going to do it, you

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<v Speaker 1>know me. I'm your guy, right, Yes, you are coming

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<v Speaker 1>up next. Stop stop what you're doing.

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<v Speaker 2>Here is another world famous crank from Darren Wackhead, something

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<v Speaker 2>that ex exclusive to KFM mornings.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so they are only on two occasions that my

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<v Speaker 1>cell phone rings in this modern age. They're just twenty

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<v Speaker 1>twenty six.

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<v Speaker 2>One.

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<v Speaker 1>It's when my wife is calling me and we're literally

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<v Speaker 1>trying to find my phone in the house. Please just

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<v Speaker 1>call my phone.

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<v Speaker 3>I they forgot it, got it that that's something that

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<v Speaker 3>happens way too offer in.

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<v Speaker 1>The jacket pocket. Yeah, but I only need airtime for

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<v Speaker 1>that one reason for find my phone. I don't need

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<v Speaker 1>it for anything else. And the other time is and

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<v Speaker 1>it seems that they've I don't know if they had

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<v Speaker 1>to meet their end of year targets come end of June.

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<v Speaker 1>Now the financially and I'll get it. We also had

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<v Speaker 1>targets that we needed to meet and yeah, we had

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of adverts last week, so I get it.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I was up to like seven eight spam

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<v Speaker 1>calls a day last week. Sure they were working hard.

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<v Speaker 1>I know things are serious when they call you before nine,

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<v Speaker 1>like ten post eight already, Yeah, exactly, Yeah, and they're

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<v Speaker 1>very common today. They leave voice messages. Yeah, I got

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<v Speaker 1>a call last week Thursday. I've got a call at

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<v Speaker 1>nine o'clock at night. Yeah, and it came up as

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<v Speaker 1>you know, a telemarket nine o'clock at night. What are

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<v Speaker 1>you trying to sell me at that time? And what

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<v Speaker 1>mood do you think I'll be in? Yeah, be receptive

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<v Speaker 1>to anything at that time. Rest maybe it was food

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<v Speaker 1>because there was this old saying in the industry that

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you only advertise food at dinner time. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>advertise you know, outside of eating times. It's just not

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<v Speaker 1>going to be as effective. So maybe I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>they were selling me food. I don't know buying food

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<v Speaker 1>or for telemarketer. Okay, So what I always do is

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take four if you want me to say yes,

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<v Speaker 1>don't call me at nine. It's not happening. So my

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<v Speaker 1>goal is always to get them to put down the

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<v Speaker 1>phone on me, and I do many things to them,

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<v Speaker 1>like you fake your own death ones I faked well,

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<v Speaker 1>I was. I was shot, all right, and I was

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<v Speaker 1>struggling to survive. And they're still try to get the

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<v Speaker 1>sale over the last year. And the sound effects. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they're so professional. I've done anything. And I must say,

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<v Speaker 1>the resilience of a telemarketer, it's it's it's unraveled, truly,

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<v Speaker 1>it is. So where do I go? But I keep coming? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So this is how I dealt with this telemarketer.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello him Simpson. Yes you are okay, mister Simpson. Mister

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<v Speaker 4>Simpsons from with regard to the investment creedit cord. Yes,

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<v Speaker 4>and I have a chat with you now with regard

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<v Speaker 4>to this excellent credit cord officer. Yes, okay, before I

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<v Speaker 4>continue to refluct informing, all our calls are recorded for

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<v Speaker 4>your pretection and this school can be made available at

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<v Speaker 4>your requies more easier license financial service providing in terms

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<v Speaker 4>of the fires that can be also hold officially indemnity insurance.

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<v Speaker 4>Please note that I will be rendering advice and the

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<v Speaker 4>supervision now, mister Simpson. As you know, the economical crisis

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<v Speaker 4>is quite difficult for hearing money today out there. Hello hello, hello, Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry sorry sir, are you listening to me, yes, yes, sorry, sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>Problem Okay, Like I was saying this, the economical crisis

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<v Speaker 4>is quite difficult out here for everybody concerned, and unfortunately

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<v Speaker 4>we still have to spend and at the same time

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<v Speaker 4>we also need to save.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello hello, hello, yes, yes, yes, is this a convenient Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it's perfect, perfect, Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>So the problem launch create records. So the more you

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<v Speaker 4>will be spinning on your create record, opportunities of a

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<v Speaker 4>spin will being visited in more money market unit trust fund.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, no, the dynamite he put down.

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<v Speaker 1>It went on for longer than I thought you. So

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<v Speaker 1>your snoring is very convincing. I'm annoyed. Did you practice that?

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<v Speaker 1>But you see, I'm like a navy seal. I can

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<v Speaker 1>fall asleep in fifteen seconds.

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<v Speaker 4>But I mean, actors have said that one of the

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<v Speaker 4>toughest things to do is to not only look like

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<v Speaker 4>you're sleeping, but also that moment when you wake up.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's very tough to see. That shows Kim Kardashians.

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<v Speaker 1>She wakes up beautiful makeup and everything not smirshed. But

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<v Speaker 1>you're right. You know, if you noticed that, whenever you

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<v Speaker 1>like trying to take a cutesy photo, you might be

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<v Speaker 1>sleeping with baby, and then your wife wants to take

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<v Speaker 1>a phone. You hold on, let us look like we're

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<v Speaker 1>both sleeping, and there's always the grin on your face.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you can, it's amazing you absolutely, you're right. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't fake. You can't fact that it's you can

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<v Speaker 1>always tell. Have you tried to do the fake sleep

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<v Speaker 1>with the baby?

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<v Speaker 4>I have, because it's like, how long I'm going to

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<v Speaker 4>have these moments for the perfect picture for the album

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<v Speaker 4>and it always looks so fake.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's terrible. Someone else has got to take those.

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<v Speaker 1>Sleeping is kind of ugly too. I've even put a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit of drool to be authentic.

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<v Speaker 2>Mark is kind of open.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's what it really looks like. Like I've tried

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<v Speaker 1>to have these cutesy pictures with Marcellie. Yeah, yeah, sleep

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<v Speaker 1>in there, sleeping on me, and it looks so cute,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't so Yeah, there we go, another telemarket

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<v Speaker 1>it down.