Speaker 1: It's kf Morning's thirteen after eight o'clock already. Then we've
Speaker 1: got a prank coming up in just a few minutes
Speaker 1: dealing with telemarketers again. Someone's going to do it, you
Speaker 1: know me. I'm your guy, right, Yes, you are coming
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Speaker 1: Okay, so they are only on two occasions that my
Speaker 1: cell phone rings in this modern age. They're just twenty
Speaker 1: twenty six.
Speaker 2: One.
Speaker 1: It's when my wife is calling me and we're literally
Speaker 1: trying to find my phone in the house. Please just
Speaker 1: call my phone.
Speaker 3: I they forgot it, got it that that's something that
Speaker 3: happens way too offer in.
Speaker 1: The jacket pocket. Yeah, but I only need airtime for
Speaker 1: that one reason for find my phone. I don't need
Speaker 1: it for anything else. And the other time is and
Speaker 1: it seems that they've I don't know if they had
Speaker 1: to meet their end of year targets come end of June.
Speaker 1: Now the financially and I'll get it. We also had
Speaker 1: targets that we needed to meet and yeah, we had
Speaker 1: a lot of adverts last week, so I get it.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I was up to like seven eight spam
Speaker 1: calls a day last week. Sure they were working hard.
Speaker 1: I know things are serious when they call you before nine,
Speaker 1: like ten post eight already, Yeah, exactly, Yeah, and they're
Speaker 1: very common today. They leave voice messages. Yeah, I got
Speaker 1: a call last week Thursday. I've got a call at
Speaker 1: nine o'clock at night. Yeah, and it came up as
Speaker 1: you know, a telemarket nine o'clock at night. What are
Speaker 1: you trying to sell me at that time? And what
Speaker 1: mood do you think I'll be in? Yeah, be receptive
Speaker 1: to anything at that time. Rest maybe it was food
Speaker 1: because there was this old saying in the industry that
Speaker 1: you know, you only advertise food at dinner time. Don't
Speaker 1: advertise you know, outside of eating times. It's just not
Speaker 1: going to be as effective. So maybe I don't know
Speaker 1: they were selling me food. I don't know buying food
Speaker 1: or for telemarketer. Okay, So what I always do is
Speaker 1: I'll take four if you want me to say yes,
Speaker 1: don't call me at nine. It's not happening. So my
Speaker 1: goal is always to get them to put down the
Speaker 1: phone on me, and I do many things to them,
Speaker 1: like you fake your own death ones I faked well,
Speaker 1: I was. I was shot, all right, and I was
Speaker 1: struggling to survive. And they're still try to get the
Speaker 1: sale over the last year. And the sound effects. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're so professional. I've done anything. And I must say,
Speaker 1: the resilience of a telemarketer, it's it's it's unraveled, truly,
Speaker 1: it is. So where do I go? But I keep coming? Okay,
Speaker 1: So this is how I dealt with this telemarketer.
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Speaker 1: It went on for longer than I thought you. So
Speaker 1: your snoring is very convincing. I'm annoyed. Did you practice that?
Speaker 1: But you see, I'm like a navy seal. I can
Speaker 1: fall asleep in fifteen seconds.
Speaker 4: But I mean, actors have said that one of the
Speaker 4: toughest things to do is to not only look like
Speaker 4: you're sleeping, but also that moment when you wake up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very tough to see. That shows Kim Kardashians.
Speaker 1: She wakes up beautiful makeup and everything not smirshed. But
Speaker 1: you're right. You know, if you noticed that, whenever you
Speaker 1: like trying to take a cutesy photo, you might be
Speaker 1: sleeping with baby, and then your wife wants to take
Speaker 1: a phone. You hold on, let us look like we're
Speaker 1: both sleeping, and there's always the grin on your face.
Speaker 1: Yeah you can, it's amazing you absolutely, you're right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't fake. You can't fact that it's you can
Speaker 1: always tell. Have you tried to do the fake sleep
Speaker 1: with the baby?
Speaker 4: I have, because it's like, how long I'm going to
Speaker 4: have these moments for the perfect picture for the album
Speaker 4: and it always looks so fake.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's terrible. Someone else has got to take those.
Speaker 1: Sleeping is kind of ugly too. I've even put a
Speaker 1: little bit of drool to be authentic.
Speaker 2: Mark is kind of open.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what it really looks like. Like I've tried
Speaker 1: to have these cutesy pictures with Marcellie. Yeah, yeah, sleep
Speaker 1: in there, sleeping on me, and it looks so cute,
Speaker 1: but I don't so Yeah, there we go, another telemarket
Speaker 1: it down.