WEBVTT - Prank 22 June 2026

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<v Speaker 1>Shut up and drive. It's Rihanna.

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<v Speaker 2>How you you saying that to the guy in the

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<v Speaker 2>robot in front of you?

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<v Speaker 1>Shut up and drave there every morning?

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<v Speaker 2>I know it's what's wrong with you? Go you sleep

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<v Speaker 2>twenty not twenty k The senseless survey is up next.

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<v Speaker 2>We got some amazing prizes courtesy of small businesses here

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<v Speaker 2>in the Western Cape. We've still got ice cream, and

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like ice cream. It won't be appreciated asking

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<v Speaker 2>for a year. It won't be appreciated if you give

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<v Speaker 2>it on a day like today. Okay, maybe an aircorn

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<v Speaker 2>will be appreciated on a dayluck today. We've got all

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<v Speaker 2>of these and more. How many questions will I ask

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<v Speaker 2>in the senseless survey? It's coming up next.

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<v Speaker 3>O here we go, There we go.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's another senseless survey from Darren Wackhead Simpson on KFM Mornings.

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<v Speaker 1>KFM Mornings.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, throw me some numbers here, Sheldon. How many

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<v Speaker 2>senses serve the questions us this morning?

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<v Speaker 1>Twelve twelve? Okase? Its no nine?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Pessimistic Monday ramis can't seven questions? Seven questions and a

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<v Speaker 2>producer bread thirty thirteen? And how are you after an

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<v Speaker 2>incredible set at Carbo on Saturday.

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<v Speaker 1>Saturday. My legs are so your legs are all okay? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't dance.

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<v Speaker 2>Often, so I followed the event with two micro dolls

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<v Speaker 2>and bread.

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<v Speaker 1>What was your pain killer of choice? Gen pain, gen Paine?

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<v Speaker 2>Adding to the list because we stayed man, Yeah, we

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<v Speaker 2>did it all.

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<v Speaker 1>Martha there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was such a jaw absolutely drill not going

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<v Speaker 2>after the next year. Yeah, so we'll see.

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<v Speaker 1>Many are demanding another one. There was a big demand.

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<v Speaker 1>Perhaps December. We'll see. All right, we'll see.

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<v Speaker 2>But okay, so twelve, nine, seven, and thirteen one of

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<v Speaker 2>you is correct. Might be the pessimist amongst us.

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<v Speaker 1>I knew it.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh huh okay, no more on our what's up telephone?

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<v Speaker 2>This is about asking random questions into an unsuspecting person.

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<v Speaker 2>The questions are all very important and for the sake

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<v Speaker 2>of the country, here we go. Herees this morning, senseless server.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you forgetting for sixty one.

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<v Speaker 1>God on first thing and answer is too good morning.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm agent four one six two five. I'm calling you

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<v Speaker 2>from the Census Bureau. I just need to ask you

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<v Speaker 2>a couple questions for your country. Yes, sir, okay, when

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<v Speaker 2>you have your oil changed. Do you need proof because

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<v Speaker 2>you've been hurt by oils before?

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<v Speaker 3>Excuse me?

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<v Speaker 2>Sure? Have you ever tried to take years of your

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<v Speaker 2>appearance by wearing a bib? Did you know that if

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<v Speaker 2>you play jazz backwards you get slightly better jazz? Do

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<v Speaker 2>you think it should be illegal for our surgeons to

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<v Speaker 2>have a waiting room full of out of focus magazines? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I think so.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you ever think that crazy glue is just glue

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<v Speaker 2>that is going through some stuff right now? No? I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't CPR just kissing someone goodbye?

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<v Speaker 2>Kind? Don't you think treehouses are really insensitive? It's like

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<v Speaker 2>killing someone and then getting one of his friends to

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<v Speaker 2>hold him. No, I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 1>And our toasters like tanning beds for bread.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever had to explain to a grandparent what

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<v Speaker 2>a sausage fest means?

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<v Speaker 1>I've never done that before, but.

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<v Speaker 3>Never on my name, never done that thing. You were right,

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<v Speaker 3>zips nine think about the treehouse?

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<v Speaker 1>Eh? Yeah, that's true. I was more just offended by

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<v Speaker 1>the jazz remark. It's just a joke, Brad, It's just

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<v Speaker 1>a joke, you know. I thought this was a serious survey.

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<v Speaker 2>How big the country absolutely kidding me. That was your

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<v Speaker 2>senseless survey. Wake me up from a vichy on KF Mornings.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the wheel to join. Congratulations solaih from Athlone. How's it, Slay?

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<v Speaker 2>Good brother? Is it Solah?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that I say your name.

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<v Speaker 4>Left?

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I was no way even in the same region.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you say? It's silent?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, solent, silent Solimans.

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<v Speaker 2>Give it to me solid. All right, solent, Good morning, brav.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you well?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm very well? Thank you for asking. All right, So

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<v Speaker 2>we've got a whole bunch of prizes. Which one do

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<v Speaker 2>you fancy? If you remember any.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm I'm not sure anything it is the first time

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<v Speaker 4>or meeting a prize or anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well let's make it a beauty for you then.

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<v Speaker 2>So look, you can determine two factors, the speed and

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<v Speaker 2>the direction. Tell me I will go fast and right,

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<v Speaker 2>fast and right. Let's whip it around.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Last week I think it was a holiday. Last

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<v Speaker 1>week was tickets. What have we got here? What have

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<v Speaker 1>you got? Oh? Again?

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<v Speaker 2>This week it's tickets to anything that we do. So

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<v Speaker 2>there's a whole bunch of things we've got, uh, Peter

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<v Speaker 2>Pan and Canal Walk. We've got Disney on us. Do

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<v Speaker 2>you have kids? You don't sound like you have kids?

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<v Speaker 1>What he sounds young and fresh?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I didn't. Do you sound young? How old are you? Solid?

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<v Speaker 1>Twenty nine? Okay? Not young? A couple of kids twenty

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<v Speaker 1>that you don't listen to? Don't listen to this? Are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you planning on any kids? I am? I think

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<v Speaker 1>you do? Okay? So how old is the first two? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>So look, we've got Disney As, we've got Mama Mia,

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<v Speaker 2>we've got Jill Scott, and we've got the band live

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<v Speaker 2>at Kirsten Bosh. That's the tickets that we've got. You

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<v Speaker 2>can choose whichever one you want there from that.

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<v Speaker 4>So I just want to say, is the anything beyond

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<v Speaker 4>between the eighth of July? Because I'm actually leaving for

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<v Speaker 4>a month on Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 1>You're leaving.

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<v Speaker 4>Where are you going? I'm actually basically a marine biologist

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<v Speaker 4>and I'm going away for Gallas to do some research

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<v Speaker 4>on the ocean.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're going to the Antarctic.

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<v Speaker 4>I haven't been to an Arctic. I've been to Marion, Ireland.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh So then when we were all like, oh, I

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<v Speaker 3>want to be a marine biologist when we were kids.

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<v Speaker 1>You actually did it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's amazing because you know what, everybody that thought that

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<v Speaker 2>you're going to be a marine biologist, you thought you

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<v Speaker 2>were going to work with dolphins, and let me tell.

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<v Speaker 4>You, yeah, and I ended up working with.

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<v Speaker 1>Fish food. Okay, So have you ever worked with the dolphin? No?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's the dream kids, that's the dream that won't

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<v Speaker 2>be realized. So it's it's just studying everything in the ocean.

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<v Speaker 2>You know it works.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well you sound like you've got a very very

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<v Speaker 2>exciting job.

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<v Speaker 1>What happens after that date? Uh? Yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, we'll we'll get all the dates.

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<v Speaker 2>For you and then you can decide what fits in

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<v Speaker 2>with the family schedule and also what fits in with

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<v Speaker 2>the birth impending birth date which is when.

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<v Speaker 4>So possibly in August.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so it's got it. Yeah, you've got very little

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<v Speaker 2>wiggle room. Yet you don't go after. You can't go

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<v Speaker 2>a month before because you want a baby watch with

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<v Speaker 2>the bag packed at the door, you know, the drill. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>we'll work this out off the air. So all right, brother,

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<v Speaker 2>just man, all the best, very cool job.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, how many exciting things happening in his life.

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<v Speaker 2>But that caper Gullies, that the ice Breaker, that is

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<v Speaker 2>one of the greatest ships ever made. I'm told very

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<v Speaker 2>few countries have the ice breaker. It just smashes through us.

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<v Speaker 2>Incredible and that's us. And he gets to ride that

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<v Speaker 2>thing whenever he feels like.

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<v Speaker 1>Very cool. All right, it is time for your news

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<v Speaker 1>at eight o'clock. After this break, KFM Mornings with Darren Sherlin,

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<v Speaker 1>Sibs and You