WEBVTT - Whackhead prank: The case of the missing data

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<v Speaker 1>Stop, stop what you're doing. Here is another world famous

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<v Speaker 1>Frank car from Daring Wackhead simthing ex exclusive to KFM Mornings.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so Heinrich has had his Daughtera mysteriously disappear on

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<v Speaker 2>a cell phone contract.

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<v Speaker 1>Again, data disappearing.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, you buy a data package, you start maybe

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<v Speaker 2>five ten gigs whatever, and before you know it, perhaps

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<v Speaker 2>it's gone.

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<v Speaker 1>Goes quickly.

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<v Speaker 2>I had this fight once and then I realized and

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<v Speaker 2>I was It was explained to me, well, everything you're

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<v Speaker 2>watching is in hDNA, so it's charming data a lot faster.

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<v Speaker 2>So okay, I lost that one, but let's explain it

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<v Speaker 2>to Heinrich. It's not an hd option that's charying his Daughtera.

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<v Speaker 1>Here.

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<v Speaker 2>You see, as as as we as we we we

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<v Speaker 2>try and save money in South Africa, we need to

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<v Speaker 2>get a little bit creative were how we save money?

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<v Speaker 2>So Heinrich is going to soon realize that he's in

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<v Speaker 2>a different kind of cell phone contract.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, like a budget contract.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, And I've got someone in with me on

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<v Speaker 2>my side that's going to be playing a part as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, love a supporting character.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, and her name is Lips all right, So she's

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<v Speaker 2>she's waiting to play a part, all right, So let's

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<v Speaker 2>let's deal with Heinrich quickly. Good morning, I'm calling from Vodacom.

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<v Speaker 2>I see your phone is working now, sir. Remember the

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<v Speaker 2>problem we had yesterday.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm so frustrated. I I almost tried to sort it

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<v Speaker 3>myself on my phone. I had a setting on the

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<v Speaker 3>iPhone intersettings general. I think it was network and it's

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<v Speaker 3>a cellular daughter. Yes, I switched it off. Then it works.

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<v Speaker 3>If I switch it on, it doesn't work. But I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know if I'm gonna if I'm gonna switch off

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<v Speaker 3>my phone, I don't know if it will work again.

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<v Speaker 2>You see what's happened since the switch Now, sir, you're

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<v Speaker 2>on what we call a shared data plane, a shared

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<v Speaker 2>data plane. Okay, so your number is shared. So what

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<v Speaker 2>happened is two people with the exact same number.

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<v Speaker 3>Two people have the same number. Yes, So how did

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<v Speaker 3>that happen?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you see in South Africa there's more people than

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<v Speaker 2>there are available cell phone numbers. Okay, so there's a

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<v Speaker 2>bit of a shortage and your number is one of

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<v Speaker 2>the numbers that is being shared in a shared data plan.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I never there a shared data plane. This is

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<v Speaker 3>my personal number. What I'm paying for? Why? Why? Why?

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<v Speaker 3>House am I paying vertical? What you're gonna do? You're

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<v Speaker 3>gonna remove me from that shared Dota plane. This is

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<v Speaker 3>my number that i've been.

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<v Speaker 2>So so I can call your number now, okay, Now

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<v Speaker 2>let me just call it. Don't answer it, just let

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<v Speaker 2>it ring. Okay, okay, don't answer, just let it ring.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh seven six one four six no no no, no, okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Now let me call that number again.

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<v Speaker 1>So it was ringing you.

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<v Speaker 2>Now what will happen is the next time somebody dials

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<v Speaker 2>that number, it rings the other number that your daughter

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<v Speaker 2>plan is shared with. You understand, So the user I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know, but let's find out.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you think that's a bit I'm realistic?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? So here is okaying? Hello speaking hello, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm calling you from votcom this morning. Man, what is

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<v Speaker 2>this number that you've got?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh seven six, yes, one for six mm hmm that number. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So you're on the shared daughter plane.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, yes, I got it. But I've got this

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<v Speaker 3>number for two years.

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<v Speaker 2>Man.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's a boost story. It's my number. Otherwise a

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<v Speaker 3>world PI vital commandant of the man, and you can

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<v Speaker 3>care for more, contract everything. This is my number. I

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<v Speaker 3>have this number for two years or longer. It's nearly

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<v Speaker 3>three years.

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<v Speaker 1>Now.

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<v Speaker 3>How long does she have this number? I've got it yesterday.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't want to share. But what are we going

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<v Speaker 3>to do now now that they even need this number? Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>no problem, we can share. You can share my account

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<v Speaker 3>statement at the end of the month. I'll be playful.

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<v Speaker 1>What I'm what I'm.

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<v Speaker 3>Using, I've been using as well my number. So what

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<v Speaker 3>are we going to do to get my problem solved?

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<v Speaker 1>There's nothing we can do.

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<v Speaker 3>There's nothing you can do. One label. She can have

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<v Speaker 3>the number. Hello, hello one, Hello ubano, I am the

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<v Speaker 3>owner of the number.

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<v Speaker 1>Who are you?

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<v Speaker 3>No level? I try to google her, Maybe you'll find

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<v Speaker 3>that that's all on for lego.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I never get call yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Hell Hello no, uh huh we ever? Have you ever

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<v Speaker 3>get got a proper beating? Have you ever got a

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<v Speaker 3>proper beating?

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<v Speaker 1>So that's not very threatening, to be honest.

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<v Speaker 3>Where are you sitting. I'm in Balbo, I'm around the

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<v Speaker 3>corner of what office.

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<v Speaker 1>So it don't scare me at all.

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<v Speaker 3>You're making stupid acquisitions, and I don't know where to

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<v Speaker 3>keep coming.

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<v Speaker 2>From, sir, So what is an acquisition? Is that like

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<v Speaker 2>when you acquire an accusation? I don't understand. Hello, Hendrick,

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<v Speaker 2>it's wicked.

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<v Speaker 3>I knew somebody who was Thanks a lot, Thanks a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I big that officer A peanut gallery