WEBVTT - Prank 3 June 2026

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<v Speaker 1>Morning and.

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<v Speaker 2>Hurd. No tears left to cry here on k in

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<v Speaker 2>the mornings. We're going pranking.

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<v Speaker 3>Next.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm calling a very posh restaurant, very very posh restaurant,

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<v Speaker 2>one that has like a six month waiting list. It's

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<v Speaker 2>got to be a special occasion if you want to

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<v Speaker 2>jump the queue.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you disturbing the peace?

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<v Speaker 1>Of course I am. Are you calling fame in the summertime?

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<v Speaker 2>No, you see, I wouldn't. I wouldn't do that to

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<v Speaker 2>a South African restaurant.

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<v Speaker 1>Respect your patriots, honorable.

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<v Speaker 2>I do have some sacred cats. Okay, So I'm doing

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<v Speaker 2>it a very posh restaurant in the UK. It can

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<v Speaker 2>be very grumpy there, all right, that's coming up next.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop stop what you're doing.

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<v Speaker 5>Here is another world famous.

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<v Speaker 4>Crank from Darren Wackheads and exclusive to KFM mornings.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so this is this is just me being a cretn.

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<v Speaker 2>This is just me being a troll.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So the very very posh restaurant, as I said, this

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<v Speaker 2>thing has like a six month waiting list. They say,

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<v Speaker 2>if you want to get in, then you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>make it a special occasion and they'll see if they

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<v Speaker 2>can find a table for you. Most restaurants always leave.

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<v Speaker 2>This is what I've heard. They will leave one table

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<v Speaker 2>for a last minute, special occasion.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you heard this. I haven't.

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<v Speaker 2>They'll have one table that is there for a last minute.

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<v Speaker 1>That is very sweet if it is true.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I know our smart restaurants, Yeah, they do that.

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<v Speaker 5>Like it just in case someone who really needs a

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<v Speaker 5>special spot.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got something for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but you know you've got to give a bit

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<v Speaker 2>of a story, right you're going to give it, You've

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<v Speaker 2>got to sell it, get it over the line, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like what's the occasion?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and maybe we'll give it to you. So this

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<v Speaker 1>is very posh, very fancy.

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<v Speaker 2>And let's see how grumpy I can make this British. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>this restaurant in England. Craig's making a corn crag, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>Craig Craig went over in the two thousand when he

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<v Speaker 2>was you know, they gave both holiday working visas such

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<v Speaker 2>a menace. We're over two thousand. He's overstayed. He's been

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<v Speaker 2>there legally since it ran out in two thousand and two.

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<v Speaker 1>Get it together, Craig.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's now been there twenty four years. League he

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<v Speaker 2>had a family and everything in England.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, Craig, so youth, Craig, good afternoon.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi that the rest rod.

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<v Speaker 6>This is the reservation's office.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's perfect for Pollen Street.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry? What is your name?

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<v Speaker 6>My name is Emma.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'd like to make a renovating for next week Friday,

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<v Speaker 2>please for four people. What time eight o'clock if possible?

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<v Speaker 2>What's seven o'clock? Make it seven?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>What is your last name please?

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<v Speaker 1>It's Craig, Craig c r a Ig correct? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, and your first name Craig your first name and

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<v Speaker 6>your last name is Craig.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>What's your last name, Craig? Your last name is Craig

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<v Speaker 6>and your first name is Craig correct?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Fine?

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<v Speaker 6>Sorry I thought you missed on the super what I said?

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<v Speaker 6>And do you want an email to confirm the booking?

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a big celebration that I'm having massive massive okay? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>Is it a birthday or no?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay?

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<v Speaker 6>Do you want me to do anything special for your celebration?

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<v Speaker 6>Is there anything I can request?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to know what the celebrating is?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 5>I have asked you that already.

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<v Speaker 2>That of yesterday on Facebook, I got fifty likes.

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<v Speaker 6>Wow, that's so that's like my life goal.

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<v Speaker 1>How many?

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<v Speaker 2>It's a record amongst my friends.

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<v Speaker 5>That's really amazing.

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<v Speaker 6>Would you like to go through with this booking?

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<v Speaker 2>Sir?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? Okay, yeah, I'm only.

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<v Speaker 6>Joking, joking with making the booking or joking with the

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<v Speaker 6>lights on Facebook.

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<v Speaker 1>Joking with the lights on Facebook.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, someone who would celebrate.

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<v Speaker 6>That, I don't know. Yeah, I'm not going to say anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, seriously, seriously.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I've got a big, big, big celebration, big silas.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah right, do you want to know what my celebration is?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Ever, last night, I have slept with a woman.

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<v Speaker 5>That's really great for you.

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<v Speaker 6>If you're not going to do this properly, I'm going

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<v Speaker 6>to hang up on you because I don't have time

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<v Speaker 6>for this boom?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that not worth of celebration at the policy?

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<v Speaker 6>I do believe that that is worth a big celebration

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<v Speaker 6>to celebrate sleeping with the women.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me I am a man.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, yeah, but I'm going to hang.

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<v Speaker 1>Up with you and Emma, Yeah, she couldn't do it.

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<v Speaker 5>Georgie speaking, I'm the manager here. How can I help Georgie?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just trying to make a booking, but no one

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<v Speaker 1>is helping me.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, I'm sitting there to Emma, and I believe you've

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<v Speaker 5>been quite silly before, so we thought it was a

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<v Speaker 5>bit of a joke, so she hung up on you.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it don't mean silly. I just wanted to make

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<v Speaker 2>a booking for a big celebration.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, And that was it next Friday? Yes, okay, and

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<v Speaker 5>is it.

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<v Speaker 1>The big, big celebration?

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<v Speaker 5>What's your celebration, sir? If you're going to say the

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<v Speaker 5>same one that you said to Emma, then unfortunately, I'm

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<v Speaker 5>not going to be able to accept the booking. So

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not interested in joking around, So please you let

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<v Speaker 5>me know otherwise we can speak later.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, No, it's not I was only joking about what

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<v Speaker 2>I told her. Okay, this is a real sorious celebration.

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<v Speaker 5>Lovely, what's the celebration for?

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<v Speaker 3>I got to level two on Candy Crown Plan, Craig,

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<v Speaker 3>get your papers in order.

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<v Speaker 4>And grow up.

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<v Speaker 1>These people are working and it's not every day that

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<v Speaker 1>you break that day.

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<v Speaker 4>But you couldn't even get that line out with a

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<v Speaker 4>straight face.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, my wife.

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<v Speaker 2>Says to me, like my studio doorterme is locked an love.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 4>She's like, that's that's the love of my life.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys, that's my man. Don't worry, don and they're gonna love.

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<v Speaker 4>It's to say there is no booking and there is

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<v Speaker 4>no celebration.

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<v Speaker 1>Letting steps look. For some it's the small thing. For me,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a very very big thing, a very very big thing.