WEBVTT - Prank 8 June 2026

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<v Speaker 1>Now here we go, here, we go here.

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<v Speaker 2>He's another senseless survey from Darren Wackhead Simpson on KFM Mornings,

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<v Speaker 2>KFM Mornings. Okay, senseless survey. This one had a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit of a hostile reception.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, are you being hostile?

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<v Speaker 2>No? No, no, no, no no no, I'm not hostile. I'm friendly,

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<v Speaker 2>you know. And the thing that I love about it

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<v Speaker 2>is that this guy takes his job very seriously. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>and usually, like I've heard of random people. But depending

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<v Speaker 2>on what time, I need to look at who's open

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<v Speaker 2>at this time? And so petrol stations are open twenty

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<v Speaker 2>four hours, hotels are open twenty four hours.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, So who are you bothering today? Hotel? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Our hospitality industry, yes, doing such incredible work, hard work,

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<v Speaker 1>around the clock.

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<v Speaker 2>So with all those facts in place, sure, and how

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<v Speaker 2>many questions do you think I will get.

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<v Speaker 1>Through here this morning? Ten questions? No, sibs? What is that?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that not too much? That?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Too little? That's aiming too high? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Short one Bear in mind, as I said, a hostile reception.

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<v Speaker 1>Six questions six means eight questions? Eight? Okay, produce a bread?

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<v Speaker 1>Farh Is someone right?

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<v Speaker 2>Someone's what okay, okay, this is where I've heard of

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<v Speaker 2>a random person and ask them ridiculous questions that all

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<v Speaker 2>need answering for the sake of South.

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<v Speaker 1>Africa, for the sake of the nation, the nation, very

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<v Speaker 1>important job.

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<v Speaker 2>Mm hmm. I see the President gave an address last night,

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<v Speaker 2>I too should give an address with some important Is.

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<v Speaker 1>That where you were going with that? That's great?

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<v Speaker 2>SABC two A serious questions. I'll be addressing the nation

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<v Speaker 2>tonight at eight o'clock. Will family meeting with questions like these?

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<v Speaker 1>Help you? Hi? Yes? Please? How are you well? And

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<v Speaker 1>you good? Is this guest relations gest services? I was

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<v Speaker 1>just wondering.

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<v Speaker 2>About availability for Thursday next week.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm in your flow with that before.

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<v Speaker 2>Just one one person?

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you believe that the shin bone is just a

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<v Speaker 2>device for finding furniture in the dark? Do you believe

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<v Speaker 2>the shin bone is just a device for finding furniture

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<v Speaker 2>in the dark.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you looking for accommodation or you asking me general

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<v Speaker 3>knowledge questions? No, okay, I deal with accommodation only. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't deal with general knowledge. I've got other customers in

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<v Speaker 3>front of me, and I need to tend to you

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<v Speaker 3>need accommodation. You want to book a room, I'm willing

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<v Speaker 3>to do that for me, but I'm not answering any questions.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just working in tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 3>They open eight to five. I've got information that we

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<v Speaker 3>do have availability at one to ninety nine a room

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<v Speaker 3>to night.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever walked down aeroplane Tomic stays and pretended

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<v Speaker 2>you were one of the Beatles?

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<v Speaker 3>To be honest with you, you're asking me some questions

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<v Speaker 3>that got nothing to do with accommodation.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, and thing if we give you information, gotcha.

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<v Speaker 3>And we don't know? Am there any other questions apart

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<v Speaker 3>from that?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm with you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm with you, But would you like to see flavored

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<v Speaker 2>gloves for dentists?

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<v Speaker 3>Excuse me?

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<v Speaker 1>Would you like to.

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<v Speaker 2>See dentists start wearing flavored gloves?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, sir?

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<v Speaker 3>You know what I'm going to end this call. I've

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<v Speaker 3>got guests in front of me, and I think you're

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<v Speaker 3>wasting my time. Yes, So since I'm gonna help you,

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<v Speaker 3>the rude man say you want accommodation, but you asked

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<v Speaker 3>me things off the map?

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<v Speaker 1>What's what's your name?

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<v Speaker 3>And I've got other gifts to attend. You're taking my

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<v Speaker 3>time up, but you're helping other things.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, what's your name?

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<v Speaker 3>My name is Mark, So how can I help you?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>I want to know for a stop to this. If

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<v Speaker 3>you call a game, you're going to reject your problem

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<v Speaker 3>now you are I think you're insane. If there was

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<v Speaker 3>the summer help you?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that? Mark?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Hi?

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<v Speaker 1>Mark?

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<v Speaker 2>How are you listen? NT?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't have time for you A right, you are

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<v Speaker 3>one of the persons you're not playing. You know that

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<v Speaker 3>you really want accommodation.

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<v Speaker 1>I do. I want to book five rooms.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, give me give me your contact details and I'll

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<v Speaker 3>get our reservations to call you back. And please don't

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<v Speaker 3>try anything further. I've got your number, Mark, I got

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<v Speaker 3>your number.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fine, you can.

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<v Speaker 3>Have your number. Look, if you work it, I can

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<v Speaker 3>hear that voice, and you're trying to wap me.

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<v Speaker 2>Man. You hey, buddy, you Manyboddy Eyboddy.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I listened to you. Now realize this guy you

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<v Speaker 3>tried to work me. Yeah, I was running with that one.

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<v Speaker 1>Wacked me wacked, whacked, wacked. I love it. Water returned safely.

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<v Speaker 1>It's cool, man. I don't even know how many questions

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<v Speaker 1>that was In the end, neither do. There were three parts.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't matter whoever someone woman,