WEBVTT - Prank 13 April

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go, we go.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's another senseless survey from Darren Wackheads Simpson on KFM Mornings,

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<v Speaker 2>KFM Mornings.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, no more, take its on the waterapp telephone. We've

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<v Speaker 3>got some cracking prizes here on the on the wheel

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<v Speaker 3>of Choi. Okay, from tickets to Ultra, which is happening

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<v Speaker 3>in April.

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<v Speaker 1>We go through, go through, go through, go through.

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<v Speaker 3>The prize that I'm most excited about is you're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>win a meat hamper. Yes, from Good Hope Meat Hyper

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<v Speaker 3>This is a prize that gets me excited in.

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<v Speaker 1>This economy if you can get in Indyama for free. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I love winning meat. Do we know how generous this

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<v Speaker 1>meat hamper is? What are we talking about? You're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna You're gonna win.

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<v Speaker 3>A quarter lamb, sure, beef mints, chicken pieces, sausage, beef steaks,

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<v Speaker 3>cold meats, burger petties, and a lot more to the

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<v Speaker 3>only have two and a half thousand. I missed those

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<v Speaker 3>days when I used to playing golf days and all

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<v Speaker 3>the prizes were meat. Really yeah, like you'd go home

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<v Speaker 3>with a meat hamper.

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<v Speaker 1>When they do the prize giving at the end of

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<v Speaker 1>the night.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, and they would go. It wouldn't even come out

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<v Speaker 3>of a fridge. It was lying there since midday, so

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<v Speaker 3>it was already like par cooked that you'd go home

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<v Speaker 3>happy with your eight chops, four steaks kilo vorse.

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<v Speaker 1>It was the best of days.

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<v Speaker 3>But like the top ten players would would all get meat,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, like different quantities. Like the guy that won,

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<v Speaker 3>you'd have to back his bucket up into the clubhouse

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<v Speaker 3>because he got a whole cow.

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<v Speaker 1>And this was a consistent prize at golf days.

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<v Speaker 3>This was every Thursday. It was the meat golf day.

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<v Speaker 3>Those days are long gone, friends, Okay, so they.

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<v Speaker 1>Must throw the deep freezer as well. Some of us

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<v Speaker 1>don't have space add that to the prize.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, so so we've got a meet hamper amongst

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<v Speaker 3>many other things.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, make sure you have space in the house. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>actually give some family some met too. That's actually good.

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<v Speaker 1>What that for your first day? Big Brye and bry

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<v Speaker 1>all them. You don't have space for all the meat.

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<v Speaker 1>You must send me to my mom in law. Dad, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we go, happy birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>He has a kilo voice again, economy, I'll take it

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred.

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<v Speaker 1>And forty nine rand a kilo A good price.

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<v Speaker 3>By the way, David, I love you so much. Happy

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<v Speaker 3>seventh anniversary. He has twelve chops. Yeah, it doesn't quite

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<v Speaker 3>work that way. Hey, okay, how many questions Shildon will

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<v Speaker 3>ask this morning?

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<v Speaker 1>Eleven question?

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<v Speaker 3>Eleven wrong, nine good, well remain nine yeah I will

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<v Speaker 3>brand nine yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Y yay.

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<v Speaker 3>Got a trifecta of triumphia.

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<v Speaker 4>We went a bit of burrow Horse or you get

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<v Speaker 4>you get, I'll give you some v This is al yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 4>all good. So it's good for you too, thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? So, yeah it is nine.

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<v Speaker 3>But this is this morning senseless survey call up a

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<v Speaker 3>random person.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you get to have you?

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning?

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<v Speaker 2>Sir?

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<v Speaker 1>I'maged three one nine six two.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm calling you from the senseless bureau and you were naughty,

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<v Speaker 3>naughty because you didn't answer all your questions. So I

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<v Speaker 3>think about thirty seconds of your time.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, can answer. So why is the word abbreviation so long?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Is checking your bank balance the adult equivalent of looking

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<v Speaker 3>under your bed for monsters as a kid? I don't

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<v Speaker 3>Is giving someone your unlocked phone the ultimate sign of trust?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>So are you aware that, due to inflation, the five

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<v Speaker 3>second rule has moved to the non second.

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<v Speaker 1>Rule that could be postle.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know that there are roughly six thousan five

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<v Speaker 3>hundred languages in the world, but we all sound the

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<v Speaker 3>same when we laugh.

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<v Speaker 4>I think I'll ask you you might know?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, good money, i'magine three one. I'm calling it from

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<v Speaker 3>the Census Bureau, ma'am. Are painkillers just mute notifications for

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<v Speaker 3>the body?

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<v Speaker 1>It can be, It depends. It's all in your head.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes are the easiest children to raise? Imaginary?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, sir.

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<v Speaker 3>How many years does it have to be for it

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<v Speaker 3>to go from grave robbing to archaeology?

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<v Speaker 1>Not sure, sir, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 3>In twenty years, will people in retirement homes be playing

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<v Speaker 3>Fortnite instead of Bingo?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? Yes, question mark? Yeah, and I think that's true.

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<v Speaker 1>There's going to be fights over the PlayStation. Yeah, think

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<v Speaker 1>about that. No more bingo when Fortnite now.

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<v Speaker 3>Not even when we're in a home. When when our

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<v Speaker 3>kids are in a home at eighty I spect like

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<v Speaker 3>a good hour days just play Fortnite.

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<v Speaker 1>How many skins you got? Skids are dancing there? I

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<v Speaker 1>got such a sloping Yeah, where's your pin? Well?

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<v Speaker 3>My mind's mine's mind. I'm cracking out of Europe? Are

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<v Speaker 3>you on North American mid are you the Middle East?

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<v Speaker 1>Ping? I have no idea what you are. This is

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<v Speaker 1>fortnight talk here. It's the speed that you send information

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<v Speaker 1>and get it back from the service. Because the only

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<v Speaker 1>fortnight stuff I see is like the dancing. That's the emotes. No,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, Okay, millennial they hit the wall.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a lot more than that. Gosh, that's what it's

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<v Speaker 3>going to be. What will our thing be there?

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be I don't want to think about that right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's live life. Let's continue now you've got for the future.

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<v Speaker 2>You would say that, I don't want to think of

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<v Speaker 2>myself as somebody in the home.

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<v Speaker 1>Not today, we're watching Bolden the Beautiful.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, egally, can we make a pact here as KFA

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<v Speaker 3>Mornings as of thirteen April twenty twenty six, let's make

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<v Speaker 3>a pact. We'll all be in the same nursing home.

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<v Speaker 3>What a rip that would be. Let's all go to

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<v Speaker 3>the same shady pines. Can you imagine the second? Obviously

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<v Speaker 3>I'll get there first, Yeah, I'll get their first, last second,

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<v Speaker 3>second incoming will be fine? Your I mean keeping this

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<v Speaker 3>place warm for you?

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<v Speaker 1>A lad? Look out big. Your kids have got look

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<v Speaker 1>at your grandkids. Who's next, who's next? Incoming? Brand bread?

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<v Speaker 1>Where you've been? Boy?

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<v Speaker 2>And I'll remember Sean as well, remember those mixes.

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<v Speaker 1>And then Who's off the Bridge? It's gonna be rams

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<v Speaker 1>and yeah and then and it's gonna be shirtless. Last

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<v Speaker 1>will be shut. I'll probably be dragged and screaming. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>be I'll be on double oxygen bother I'll still be going.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's got a laugh for me?

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<v Speaker 3>I told you this wasn't going to shorten my last.

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<v Speaker 2>And d J Gummy listen to this one, yes one

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<v Speaker 2>from Calvin Hannah.

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<v Speaker 1>Why am emotional? Knock see you at Shady Puns.

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<v Speaker 2>Cry