Speaker 1: Here we go, we go.
Speaker 2: Here's another senseless survey from Darren Wackheads Simpson on KFM Mornings,
Speaker 2: KFM Mornings.
Speaker 3: Okay, no more, take its on the waterapp telephone. We've
Speaker 3: got some cracking prizes here on the on the wheel
Speaker 3: of Choi. Okay, from tickets to Ultra, which is happening
Speaker 3: in April.
Speaker 1: We go through, go through, go through, go through.
Speaker 3: The prize that I'm most excited about is you're gonna
Speaker 3: win a meat hamper. Yes, from Good Hope Meat Hyper
Speaker 3: This is a prize that gets me excited in.
Speaker 1: This economy if you can get in Indyama for free. Hey,
Speaker 1: I love winning meat. Do we know how generous this
Speaker 1: meat hamper is? What are we talking about? You're gonna
Speaker 1: you're gonna You're gonna win.
Speaker 3: A quarter lamb, sure, beef mints, chicken pieces, sausage, beef steaks,
Speaker 3: cold meats, burger petties, and a lot more to the
Speaker 3: only have two and a half thousand. I missed those
Speaker 3: days when I used to playing golf days and all
Speaker 3: the prizes were meat. Really yeah, like you'd go home
Speaker 3: with a meat hamper.
Speaker 1: When they do the prize giving at the end of
Speaker 1: the night.
Speaker 3: Yes, and they would go. It wouldn't even come out
Speaker 3: of a fridge. It was lying there since midday, so
Speaker 3: it was already like par cooked that you'd go home
Speaker 3: happy with your eight chops, four steaks kilo vorse.
Speaker 1: It was the best of days.
Speaker 3: But like the top ten players would would all get meat,
Speaker 3: you know, like different quantities. Like the guy that won,
Speaker 3: you'd have to back his bucket up into the clubhouse
Speaker 3: because he got a whole cow.
Speaker 1: And this was a consistent prize at golf days.
Speaker 3: This was every Thursday. It was the meat golf day.
Speaker 3: Those days are long gone, friends, Okay, so they.
Speaker 1: Must throw the deep freezer as well. Some of us
Speaker 1: don't have space add that to the prize.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, so so we've got a meet hamper amongst
Speaker 3: many other things.
Speaker 1: Right, make sure you have space in the house. Oh,
Speaker 1: actually give some family some met too. That's actually good.
Speaker 1: What that for your first day? Big Brye and bry
Speaker 1: all them. You don't have space for all the meat.
Speaker 1: You must send me to my mom in law. Dad, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we go, happy birthday.
Speaker 2: He has a kilo voice again, economy, I'll take it
Speaker 2: one hundred.
Speaker 1: And forty nine rand a kilo A good price.
Speaker 3: By the way, David, I love you so much. Happy
Speaker 3: seventh anniversary. He has twelve chops. Yeah, it doesn't quite
Speaker 3: work that way. Hey, okay, how many questions Shildon will
Speaker 3: ask this morning?
Speaker 1: Eleven question?
Speaker 3: Eleven wrong, nine good, well remain nine yeah I will
Speaker 3: brand nine yeah.
Speaker 1: Y yay.
Speaker 3: Got a trifecta of triumphia.
Speaker 4: We went a bit of burrow Horse or you get
Speaker 4: you get, I'll give you some v This is al yes, yes,
Speaker 4: all good. So it's good for you too, thank you?
Speaker 1: All right? So, yeah it is nine.
Speaker 3: But this is this morning senseless survey call up a
Speaker 3: random person.
Speaker 4: Did you get to have you?
Speaker 1: Good morning?
Speaker 2: Sir?
Speaker 1: I'maged three one nine six two.
Speaker 3: I'm calling you from the senseless bureau and you were naughty,
Speaker 3: naughty because you didn't answer all your questions. So I
Speaker 3: think about thirty seconds of your time.
Speaker 1: Okay, can answer. So why is the word abbreviation so long?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Is checking your bank balance the adult equivalent of looking
Speaker 3: under your bed for monsters as a kid? I don't
Speaker 3: Is giving someone your unlocked phone the ultimate sign of trust?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 3: So are you aware that, due to inflation, the five
Speaker 3: second rule has moved to the non second.
Speaker 1: Rule that could be postle.
Speaker 3: Do you know that there are roughly six thousan five
Speaker 3: hundred languages in the world, but we all sound the
Speaker 3: same when we laugh.
Speaker 4: I think I'll ask you you might know?
Speaker 3: Okay, good money, i'magine three one. I'm calling it from
Speaker 3: the Census Bureau, ma'am. Are painkillers just mute notifications for
Speaker 3: the body?
Speaker 1: It can be, It depends. It's all in your head.
Speaker 1: Sometimes are the easiest children to raise? Imaginary?
Speaker 4: Yes, sir.
Speaker 3: How many years does it have to be for it
Speaker 3: to go from grave robbing to archaeology?
Speaker 1: Not sure, sir, ma'am.
Speaker 3: In twenty years, will people in retirement homes be playing
Speaker 3: Fortnite instead of Bingo?
Speaker 1: Yes? Yes, question mark? Yeah, and I think that's true.
Speaker 1: There's going to be fights over the PlayStation. Yeah, think
Speaker 1: about that. No more bingo when Fortnite now.
Speaker 3: Not even when we're in a home. When when our
Speaker 3: kids are in a home at eighty I spect like
Speaker 3: a good hour days just play Fortnite.
Speaker 1: How many skins you got? Skids are dancing there? I
Speaker 1: got such a sloping Yeah, where's your pin? Well?
Speaker 3: My mind's mine's mind. I'm cracking out of Europe? Are
Speaker 3: you on North American mid are you the Middle East?
Speaker 1: Ping? I have no idea what you are. This is
Speaker 1: fortnight talk here. It's the speed that you send information
Speaker 1: and get it back from the service. Because the only
Speaker 1: fortnight stuff I see is like the dancing. That's the emotes. No,
Speaker 1: you know what, Okay, millennial they hit the wall.
Speaker 3: That's a lot more than that. Gosh, that's what it's
Speaker 3: going to be. What will our thing be there?
Speaker 1: I'll be I don't want to think about that right now.
Speaker 1: Let's live life. Let's continue now you've got for the future.
Speaker 2: You would say that, I don't want to think of
Speaker 2: myself as somebody in the home.
Speaker 1: Not today, we're watching Bolden the Beautiful.
Speaker 3: Yeah, egally, can we make a pact here as KFA
Speaker 3: Mornings as of thirteen April twenty twenty six, let's make
Speaker 3: a pact. We'll all be in the same nursing home.
Speaker 3: What a rip that would be. Let's all go to
Speaker 3: the same shady pines. Can you imagine the second? Obviously
Speaker 3: I'll get there first, Yeah, I'll get their first, last second,
Speaker 3: second incoming will be fine? Your I mean keeping this
Speaker 3: place warm for you?
Speaker 1: A lad? Look out big. Your kids have got look
Speaker 1: at your grandkids. Who's next, who's next? Incoming? Brand bread?
Speaker 1: Where you've been? Boy?
Speaker 2: And I'll remember Sean as well, remember those mixes.
Speaker 1: And then Who's off the Bridge? It's gonna be rams
Speaker 1: and yeah and then and it's gonna be shirtless. Last
Speaker 1: will be shut. I'll probably be dragged and screaming. I'll
Speaker 1: be I'll be on double oxygen bother I'll still be going.
Speaker 1: Who's got a laugh for me?
Speaker 3: I told you this wasn't going to shorten my last.
Speaker 2: And d J Gummy listen to this one, yes one
Speaker 2: from Calvin Hannah.
Speaker 1: Why am emotional? Knock see you at Shady Puns.
Speaker 2: Cry