WEBVTT - Prank 28 May 2026

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<v Speaker 1>Frank car from Daring Wackhead. Something's ex exclusive to KFM Mornings.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, it's Thursday where we dip into the archives

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<v Speaker 2>Luke center message. He says, hey, Tim, listen after that

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<v Speaker 2>pop quiz where we had that budding Air Force pilot

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<v Speaker 2>Mustang Stacy Mustang is a name when she becomes a

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<v Speaker 2>Grippin fighter pilot.

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<v Speaker 3>She did well, she got eight out of ten.

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<v Speaker 2>But Luke says, why don't you play the call when

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<v Speaker 2>you phoned the Air Force looking for a job.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you remember that?

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<v Speaker 2>He says, it's probably too late to change things, but

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<v Speaker 2>would have been a lack of coincidence memories. Yeah, okay, Look,

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<v Speaker 2>because we moved on to the restaurant theme, I think

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<v Speaker 2>it's app that we play this one. So this this guy.

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<v Speaker 2>So there's this Indian restaurant in Durban and they had

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<v Speaker 2>an issue. So one of the family members of the

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<v Speaker 2>restaurant phoned me and said, this is what's happening. So

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<v Speaker 2>they had a one of the patrons spotted a rat.

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<v Speaker 3>What a prop in the restaurant? An actual rat. It's

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<v Speaker 3>like an actual race. The worst night.

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<v Speaker 2>Mere If you you got understand now people can say

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<v Speaker 2>how wet you got rats in them, so they had

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<v Speaker 2>so they called the pest control. They said, listen, we've

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<v Speaker 2>got a rat here. Someone spotted a rat. We need

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<v Speaker 2>to get the rat. So yeah, so now, but like

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, you know, there's not just one.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, there's there's no lonely rats. They coming packs

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<v Speaker 3>the rats.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that true. I don't think there's a lonely rat

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<v Speaker 2>in the world. It sounds like a song.

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<v Speaker 3>So I can't stand rat. So even just talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>Them, they fall for you, the size of them, and

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<v Speaker 1>keep on rats. I see them all the time, their dogs,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's city.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not us. So they got a rat, right, So

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<v Speaker 2>now they called the pest control. And they don't know

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, like, what how do you They don't know

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<v Speaker 2>how you catch these rats. I mean we used to

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<v Speaker 2>put rats okay, but that could take a while and we.

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<v Speaker 1>Were discouraged from using that because other animals would get to.

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<v Speaker 3>Those dead rats.

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<v Speaker 1>It was killing the hawks.

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<v Speaker 3>And now we're taking out the whole ecosystem. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so they called the pest control. The peat control

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<v Speaker 2>said to them, okay, when you close to night, close

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<v Speaker 2>a bit early if you can, then we're coming in.

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<v Speaker 2>So leave the keys with us and we'll catch this rat.

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<v Speaker 2>So now I'm doing the follow up call. We locked up,

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<v Speaker 2>we left early hours of the morning, and I'm doing

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<v Speaker 2>the follow up call the next day.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, to escalate the situation. Yes, of course, here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>Hiped the last rule for re evon speaking.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, Yvon is the owner? They're by any chance is

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<v Speaker 2>Peter from pest Control.

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<v Speaker 4>If you can speak to rogiend that right, it's the accountant,

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<v Speaker 4>he'll be able.

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<v Speaker 5>To help you.

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<v Speaker 2>Fine, it's Peter young Fanny from the pest Control. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we were there an hour ago. You were that of

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<v Speaker 2>that m basically when we came in the previous evening

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<v Speaker 2>because we found out there was a problem with rats. Yes, right, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>So what we did we came in after hours and

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<v Speaker 2>then we shut everything. And the only way that we

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<v Speaker 2>get rid of the rats is we release a few

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<v Speaker 2>cats inside, right, And we did this and my employee,

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<v Speaker 2>who was the site manager, he forgot to bring back

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<v Speaker 2>two of the cats, right, Okay, So we released eight cats.

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<v Speaker 2>We got back six, which means two of them are

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<v Speaker 2>still in your premises.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't see any cats. Yeah, there might be somewhere around.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but these are highly trained cats and other responsive

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<v Speaker 2>to their names.

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<v Speaker 5>I haven't seen any cats here.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you be able to just give a call out

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<v Speaker 2>for them, because, like I said, they're very very responsive.

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<v Speaker 1>To their names.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, what's the name?

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<v Speaker 1>The one name is Arm?

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<v Speaker 5>So yes, I'm so okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Could you just give a.

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<v Speaker 2>Call out for Arms and see if he pops his

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<v Speaker 2>head anyway, fool restaurant.

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<v Speaker 5>The guy brought the cat, and now the two You've

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<v Speaker 5>got to six cats, two cats at somewhere yet what

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<v Speaker 5>are the cat names? An, I'm at three?

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<v Speaker 1>What a cat?

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<v Speaker 2>The cat?

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<v Speaker 5>That really three? But I got everyone have a lot

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<v Speaker 5>of people, hud having a function.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, could you just just give a call out for Arm?

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<v Speaker 5>So I'm so cream for the fact, and so I

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<v Speaker 5>don't see any cats coming here?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So could you call for the other one?

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<v Speaker 5>What's her name?

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<v Speaker 1>Could you maybe call for them both?

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<v Speaker 3>The other one?

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<v Speaker 2>Let me spell the name is Afrikaans name h O

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<v Speaker 2>R yes in double double e. If you could just

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<v Speaker 2>call them will? Yeah, if you could just call them.

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<v Speaker 1>Both, righty, just just let's see, I'm tell you they'll

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<v Speaker 1>come together.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, let me try that.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, And so honey.

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<v Speaker 5>And honey not the fo cats. There's a cat thin

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<v Speaker 5>and fully yeah, train cat descript and suddenly and so

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<v Speaker 5>and pony and honey same time to get it loud.

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<v Speaker 5>I have a lot of noise. Yeah, we're not sure

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<v Speaker 5>where the cats are, but we're trying.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, can you just go, like, just call the names ago,

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<v Speaker 1>just just I'm trying now, right, Okay, So.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm so ho, Hey, I don't know what you're the

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<v Speaker 5>name you're dis in the restaurant because well what called the.

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<v Speaker 1>One is black and white, the other one is ginger?

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<v Speaker 5>Is okay? One second?

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<v Speaker 4>So none, I think, Yeah, I think this is a

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<v Speaker 4>bright goal.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but we've got we've got the good stuff at

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<v Speaker 3>the back of the restaurant. You mentioned a full restaurant.

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<v Speaker 2>He is walking.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm so honey. I think rats are the least of

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<v Speaker 3>your problems.