WEBVTT - "Can it be argued that condoms prevent SUVs?"

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<v Speaker 1>Movie.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, I'm aging three one four six. I'm calling you

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<v Speaker 2>from the Census Bureau. I need to ask you a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of questions for your country. Okay, Are zebra's just

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<v Speaker 2>horses that escape from prison?

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<v Speaker 1>No, we don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. When someone yells stop, what does your first instinct

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<v Speaker 2>tell you that it's hammer time that you do it?

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<v Speaker 2>In the name of love? Or to collaborate and listen, I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Going to corroborate and les yea.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you feel that your computer has to stare

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<v Speaker 2>at your face all day? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>It's okay, Yeah, I don't mind. I love working.

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<v Speaker 2>You know. Slow cookers?

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<v Speaker 1>Slow cookers?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it says things that cook things very slowly. Okay. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>shouldn't their slogan be called for when you want to

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<v Speaker 2>be insanely passive aggressive? To meet when you start feeling spontaneous.

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<v Speaker 2>Wouldn't it be nice if your bank sent you a

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<v Speaker 2>message that said, just calm the down.

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<v Speaker 1>But they must say if you come down.

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<v Speaker 2>Who should win this year's Nobel Pizza Prise? There's just

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<v Speaker 2>one more, right, Okay? Who should win this year's Nobel

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<v Speaker 2>Pizza Prise.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know what's entering?

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<v Speaker 2>Can it be argued? That condoms prevent s u vs.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, Yeah, they do prevent.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think some dyslexic people don't give her this?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I think the saying you can't please everyone all the time,

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<v Speaker 2>does that take the pressure off you? During an orgy

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<v Speaker 2>put down, he held on for way too of some

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<v Speaker 2>of those questions. You'll get them by lunchtime. Are you proud?

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<v Speaker 2>Very immensely? In fact, that man was answering your question

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<v Speaker 2>so earnestly. He was fantastic contributing to society. He thought

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<v Speaker 2>he was brilliant. He thought