WEBVTT - Prank 11 June 2026

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<v Speaker 1>KFM Mornings.

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<v Speaker 2>Simpson and you.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Marshmallow Miles on it here on kf in morning's

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<v Speaker 1>ten minutes after eight o'clock today, opening day of World Cup.

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<v Speaker 1>So throwback Thursday. We dive into the archives as we do.

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<v Speaker 1>How far back are we going? I'm taking you back

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<v Speaker 1>to twenty ten. Oh my goodness, what time and a

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<v Speaker 1>prank that I did that revolved around the twenty ten

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<v Speaker 1>World Cup. Here on home soil o kid does so

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<v Speaker 1>like a little flashback, it's coming back. Stop stop what

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<v Speaker 1>you're doing.

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<v Speaker 2>Here is another world famous crank.

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<v Speaker 3>Car from Darren Wackhead Simpson six exclusive to KFM Mornings.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what it's It's quite incredible when you look

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<v Speaker 1>at today and you walk it back sixteen years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>This set of coincidences that happened because in twenty ten,

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<v Speaker 1>eleven eleven June, this very day, sixteen years ago, we

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<v Speaker 1>were preparing for the opening ceremony in FNB Stadium in

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<v Speaker 1>Joburg and we were just on a buzz and a pluck,

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<v Speaker 1>pluck no other as a nation. And also this team

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<v Speaker 1>were scattered in different parts of the country, living very

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<v Speaker 1>different lives. Yeah, and we were playing against Mexico in

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<v Speaker 1>South Africa. Now it's the return match in the Azteca

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<v Speaker 1>Stadium in Mexico City, both at extremely high altitudes. That

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<v Speaker 1>where they're playing tonight is about two two hundred meters

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<v Speaker 1>above sea level and Joburg is like twy one hundred

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<v Speaker 1>I think there about. There are so many similarities. It's

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<v Speaker 1>crazy about this day.

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<v Speaker 3>Sixteen years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>So while we were on a high, I was up

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<v Speaker 1>to my things. Of course you were, That's consistent, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and I remember I did so many things, but we

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<v Speaker 1>pulled this one out. The ocove happened, right, So this

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<v Speaker 1>was building up. So Germany were arriving. Germany were two

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<v Speaker 1>days now. This is what happens like behind the scenes

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<v Speaker 1>that people don't know about, right. So Germany's plane is

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<v Speaker 1>landing two days away and they were staying at the

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<v Speaker 1>Vollemore Hotel and Spa in Centurion. So remember every team

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<v Speaker 1>had to have a place to stay and a training facility.

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<v Speaker 1>So this hotel had gone and created a pitch for

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<v Speaker 1>them to train on, a proper grass two speck according

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<v Speaker 1>to FIFA regulation pitch. And then what happens is this

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<v Speaker 1>guy has a bit of fun a party on a

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<v Speaker 1>Friday night. He's got a lack of car, and he decides,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to go and do doughnuts on this pitch.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, totally unawares that this is the pitch that

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<v Speaker 1>they've just made for Germany.

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<v Speaker 4>Sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so obviously this hotel they come and they arrive

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<v Speaker 1>the next day some extent donus. They've ruined this whole

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<v Speaker 1>pitch that Germany's taking care of coming to train on

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<v Speaker 1>in two two days. So they got his registration and

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<v Speaker 1>this is what actually happened. So they got his registration number,

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<v Speaker 1>They tracked them down and then they started coming with demands.

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<v Speaker 1>They were like, okay, you're gonna have to pay for this,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's a bigger situation than just paying for it

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<v Speaker 1>because time now. Yeah, so that's was scrooking, Wow, screaking

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<v Speaker 1>as you would. So that's where are coming. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and let's let's see where it goes.

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<v Speaker 3>But just check out nervous he is, go yore, good.

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<v Speaker 4>Man, listen, my owner would like to disco the way

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<v Speaker 4>forward with you. Can you just hold the safety mister

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<v Speaker 4>kaser one.

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<v Speaker 1>Tickey, Hello there hill No, not actually, we've got a

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<v Speaker 1>big problem here. We have got the LC here.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, I don't know what that means the.

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<v Speaker 1>Local organizing committee for twenty ten. They've come from an inspection.

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<v Speaker 1>They are seriously unhappier. In fact, I have them in

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<v Speaker 1>the office. I'm told you that this field is going

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<v Speaker 1>to cost seventeen thousand to repair. All right, that is

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<v Speaker 1>not going to cut it. Okay, this field needs to

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<v Speaker 1>be redone from scratch. Do you know what that means?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm not lacking the sound of it, but keep

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<v Speaker 2>going on.

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<v Speaker 1>The team that is going to be using this field

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<v Speaker 1>at the risk of them breaking ankles under no circumstance.

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<v Speaker 1>Is this going to be a patch job. This field

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<v Speaker 1>needs to be relayed from one end to the other.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know how much this field costs us to make?

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<v Speaker 2>I've been I've heard a number.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, this field to redo now is going to cost

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<v Speaker 1>us one point two million. Do you know who's going

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<v Speaker 1>to be paying it?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, this is why we're checking.

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<v Speaker 3>Our suspect exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean, obviously I can't stop.

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<v Speaker 4>Also can't commit to anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Mister.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to argue with you now. Obviously you're

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<v Speaker 2>upset extremely and I understand. I understand, But mister cars,

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<v Speaker 2>that's why I've got to go. I've actually got to

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<v Speaker 2>to fly now, and that's I'm not being rude to you.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, let me tell you what you're going

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<v Speaker 1>to do this Saturday. Okay, you are coming here to

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<v Speaker 1>mow the lawn? Well, okay, then you are going to

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<v Speaker 1>weed the grass? Is that a deal? We were adamant

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<v Speaker 1>about getting it right for the Germans, and we had

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<v Speaker 1>it right, and you came drinking and boozing with the boys.

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<v Speaker 1>You decide to go in your Bucky to go and

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<v Speaker 1>do donuts on our field, which has caused a monumental

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<v Speaker 1>stuff up for.

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<v Speaker 2>Us, which I understand.

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<v Speaker 1>And because you are right now, you are about as

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<v Speaker 1>much used to society as a Beta Max video machine.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know that.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you hear what's going on in the background? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I have an I right German international team here. Just

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<v Speaker 1>hold on there. Yeah, you know what he's saying. He's saying,

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<v Speaker 1>listen to this idiot on the other end of the

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<v Speaker 1>phone is about as nervous as a cat with a

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<v Speaker 1>long tail and a room full of rocking chairs.

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<v Speaker 2>I am obviously that's that all admit to, no problem,

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<v Speaker 2>and you know we have to But as far as

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<v Speaker 2>as far as me saying two years I'll be able

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<v Speaker 2>to give you the money in a week's time. I mean, obviously,

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<v Speaker 2>that's not.

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<v Speaker 1>What I need you to do. I need you to

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<v Speaker 1>make an apology.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I apologize obviously.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, not to me in German, to these people. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>do that.

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<v Speaker 2>I will definitely do that, but I.

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<v Speaker 1>Want you to do it right now. I'll put you

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<v Speaker 1>on speak of it. Can you can you speak German?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I can't speak German.

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<v Speaker 1>Repeat after me, then Schweine hunt that she's good. I looked, looked,

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<v Speaker 1>Minor Yama, big guy, Mina Yama, we get, we get

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<v Speaker 1>wonder bar iron Ice looked. I looked. Can you say

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<v Speaker 1>in one sentence?

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<v Speaker 2>Now she's good? As looked Mina Yama, You're going to

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<v Speaker 2>get Wunda iron Ash look.

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<v Speaker 1>Wonderful, and uh, just address the man himself. Gulden talk

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<v Speaker 1>vacated Simpson, Simpson, Yes, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Will find you if this is wicked.

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<v Speaker 1>If it's uh, it is wicked, and it is Jesse

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<v Speaker 1>as well, and it is Heines as well.

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<v Speaker 4>Doc.

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<v Speaker 1>How much did you show your pants there?

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<v Speaker 4>I've changed my right.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow? Go by Funa? What memories? No waving flags? That

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<v Speaker 1>song sounded so like a fresh always, that's ours, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>A couple of messages from the prank this morning. I

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<v Speaker 1>see staring shy man. See I was done so humble.

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<v Speaker 3>What's even more concern is that he couldn't given you back,

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<v Speaker 3>not even remember.

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<v Speaker 1>The amount of self controller guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Could not lose his mind on the phone. You could

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<v Speaker 3>nearly hear his pants. Pick up that guy there for

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<v Speaker 3>remembering that whole that whole sentence. Ah, darn, darn, darn,

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<v Speaker 3>darn ah, the prank of yours.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, I think you must put conditions now, not listening

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<v Speaker 1>while he's driving.

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<v Speaker 3>But now I'm almost most control now.

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<v Speaker 1>It's amazing when, when when you are in such trouble,

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<v Speaker 1>how submissive you become. Yes, sorry, it's the only root

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<v Speaker 1>out of there, humility, acceptance. One day the boy keep

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<v Speaker 1>doing donuts on a field in your bucky. The next day, yes, sir, No, sir, Sorry, sir,