Speaker 1: Stop, stop what you're doing.
Speaker 2: Here is another world famous crank call from Darren Wackhead.
Speaker 3: Something's ex exclusive to KFM mornings.
Speaker 1: So you and your wife you reach that time where
Speaker 1: you go, you know, we need a new addition to
Speaker 1: this family, you know, before we have a baby. Let's
Speaker 1: see if we can handle a dog. So what do
Speaker 1: you do. You go down to the animal rescue shelter adopt,
Speaker 1: don't shop, Yeah, and you go and see, oh, look
Speaker 1: at little puppies, a little puppies, little puppies, and you
Speaker 1: see a little pitball puppy and you go, that's the
Speaker 1: one for our family, all right. And then five weeks
Speaker 1: later you get a call from the alleged owner, which
Speaker 1: is me. This is all you know, and you think, harsh, oh,
Speaker 1: now you miss with with with the children of the family. Right, well,
Speaker 1: let me tell you this that after this, so I
Speaker 1: call him after this, he says, let's call my wife
Speaker 1: and do the same, and let's see how she handles it.
Speaker 1: All right, So you're gonna hear two calls here. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, let's just dive straight in. Okay, hold on, okay,
Speaker 1: perfect Hello, I'm looking for mister Pisha. You've got my
Speaker 1: my puppy. What puppy the pitbull? Yes, multi theme. They
Speaker 1: told me that you collected one of the puppies that
Speaker 1: they found. Yeah, what is my puppy? So thank you
Speaker 1: so much. I'm so excited you got it. Excellent.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I can't give it back to you. Yes,
Speaker 3: he's gone to text team.
Speaker 1: Have you even given him a name?
Speaker 3: Yes, his name's Mikey. I've spent more than four grand
Speaker 3: on that dog, with his inoculations, the special food.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for taking such a good care.
Speaker 3: But I'm not going to give you the puppy. Beck
Speaker 3: what you I'd rather pay you for him.
Speaker 1: No, it's my dog I got, I got the one.
Speaker 1: I got his brother back. I got his brother.
Speaker 3: And now you're gonna have to You're gonna have to
Speaker 3: come and see me. Eh, I promise she's like part
Speaker 3: of our family. Can't I rather pay you for him?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: This is my boy.
Speaker 3: No, but I mean we've had him for five weeks,
Speaker 3: so maybe almost six weeks.
Speaker 1: How much have you been calling him markey?
Speaker 3: How long?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: From the day that he that I collected him, part
Speaker 3: of our family. SEPs in my room every night.
Speaker 1: Put in the bed. Yes, that's wrong. And you call
Speaker 1: him Marky? What kind of dog are you raising?
Speaker 3: What do you mean? What kind of dog am I laving?
Speaker 1: Put him in the bed? You call him Marky not
Speaker 1: there's not a tough name for a pitball. For goodness sake,
Speaker 1: they listen, buddy, I promise you with his.
Speaker 3: Kennel that I've bought him and all the special food
Speaker 3: that he has been on. I mean he's been on
Speaker 3: Yu Canuba. I've said, taken him all his inoculations. She's
Speaker 3: cut me in excess.
Speaker 1: Of four grand Okay, what time can I come pick
Speaker 1: him up to? No?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, But do you understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I took the dog in Okay, understanding your dog? You
Speaker 3: need to prove to me number one, that is your dog.
Speaker 1: Okay, just hold on. Okay, boy, okay, listen. Daddy's trying
Speaker 1: to get your brother back. I'm really trying to get
Speaker 1: your brother bag boy.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, I can't do that. But
Speaker 3: if we if we were not attached to the dog,
Speaker 3: he would not be sleeping in our base. The only
Speaker 3: time he stays outside is during the day when we
Speaker 3: at work. And he's not just a dog, it's part
Speaker 3: of our family. Listens, my fee in the story.
Speaker 1: Please.
Speaker 2: My dog back?
Speaker 3: What's that?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 2: I need my dog back?
Speaker 1: What's so funny? Really?
Speaker 3: When you call me back and childman, and after your.
Speaker 1: Sorry, hold on, hold on, look, I don't know what
Speaker 1: you find so funny. You find it funny that you've
Speaker 1: stolen my dog? Okay, listen, you're holding my dog hostage.
Speaker 3: I'm having your dog.
Speaker 1: Hen. Hello, it's Peter here. I must just tell you
Speaker 1: it's actually kid Simpson, your canal. It's work Simpson here. Buddy,
Speaker 1: you really got me. I don't know why he found
Speaker 1: it so funny that I was in such turmoil.
Speaker 2: I also did it.
Speaker 4: I was like, is that yeah?
Speaker 2: But I think at some point like you were a
Speaker 2: joke to him, and this situation was ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Intense situations.
Speaker 2: He laughs, and he was like, actually, no, I'm not
Speaker 2: going to meet this with any kind of seriousness.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so he's okay, let's do it on my wife. Okay.
Speaker 2: Also, was that a dog barking was like a human barking?
Speaker 1: No, there's a dog sound effect YouTube?
Speaker 2: No, No, that was a human imitating a dog.
Speaker 1: I would have laughed to all right, let's call the
Speaker 1: wife okay, Yeah, we go.
Speaker 3: Hell, I've got this guy here in my office and
Speaker 3: he wants my seat's his dog? No, And he says
Speaker 3: he has to collect him, and he wants me to
Speaker 3: leave with him to go and fwitch the dog.
Speaker 1: Give me the phone. Hello, ma'am, Hello, I need my
Speaker 1: dog back.
Speaker 4: But a month later, over a month later, you look
Speaker 4: for your dog. That's how concerned you are.
Speaker 1: Well, the thing is, we went away and then we
Speaker 1: came back and the puppies were gone.
Speaker 4: So you just leave your puppies for one, you've abandoned them.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: We had a whole lot of food there. There was
Speaker 1: a whole bunch of food that we left, brand.
Speaker 4: New puppies alone, and you go on holiday.
Speaker 1: I can report you they're tough dogs.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry. I don't accept that he's.
Speaker 1: Given me where the puppies are, so I need to
Speaker 1: go and collect the puppies.
Speaker 4: Well, I don't think that's going to happen. Can I
Speaker 4: speak something to help you?
Speaker 1: Hello?
Speaker 3: No, I told him already, we've spent like four and
Speaker 3: a half grand on the dog, so you must give
Speaker 3: us got money back first before we released.
Speaker 1: The No want my dog?
Speaker 3: What do you want me?
Speaker 4: To do well, you know what for one? Please report
Speaker 4: him to the s p c A get his details.
Speaker 4: Report him because he's abandoned these dogs. He's left him
Speaker 4: and goes on holiday and leaves food and water and
Speaker 4: it quicks puppies to survive.
Speaker 3: Give him the dog or not?
Speaker 4: No, we can't. I'm sorry. I want to speak to him.
Speaker 1: I'm going to report you to the police. What are
Speaker 1: you going to say that you have stolen my dog?
Speaker 1: Exactly right?
Speaker 4: Because you've left them. It's a negligence on your part.
Speaker 1: I have not left them, you've stolen them.
Speaker 4: Oh please, really doesn't our work for attorney, so don't
Speaker 4: boast me. Can I don't speak to you anymore? Can
Speaker 4: I just speak to canusies? Did he come to your work? No?
Speaker 3: I came to my work. They gave him my treat.
Speaker 3: I just take some money and give him the dog.
Speaker 4: Maybe give him How can you give him away? I
Speaker 4: want my dog, you don't need.
Speaker 3: I'm going to talk to him. Okay, let's just call
Speaker 3: you back.
Speaker 1: Hello.
Speaker 3: You're getting me into so much as it's going to
Speaker 3: be so upset with me tonight, you have no Okay,
Speaker 3: I'm leaving work now. I'm gonna give these guys to
Speaker 3: you to take you. I'm just going to give him
Speaker 3: the dog.
Speaker 1: Hello, Love, you speak to him? Hello, Hello?
Speaker 4: Are you willing to give him to?
Speaker 1: I am if you just tell me how much you
Speaker 1: want this dog? Just ask me not.
Speaker 4: I really want him really badly. I love Himbeth.
Speaker 1: Okay, well you know it's yours. Thank you, it's it's
Speaker 1: actually work. It's Simpson here. What oh love?
Speaker 3: You know Shanky from work and I'm told him I'm
Speaker 3: not giving him the dog back.
Speaker 4: I can't believe us. I mean tears, love.
Speaker 3: You know, I didn't want to let him for you,
Speaker 3: but that thought is not of the joke. I'm sorry,
Speaker 3: my baby, get you.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, my baby,