WEBVTT - Prank 29 June 2026

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go, Here we go. Here He's another senseless

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<v Speaker 1>survey from Darren Wackhead Simpson on KFM Mornings, KFM Mornings.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, throw a kiss at me, Sherlon Barnes. How

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<v Speaker 1>many says of survey questions will I ask this morning? Five? Five?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I feel like people have moneless for you today.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, morale is low the sighting five.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, I'm going to be a little bit more hopeful.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to say twelve. Dearren, Well, okay, Ramis con

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<v Speaker 1>fourteen questions? Fourteen you see you cheating? What are you cheating?

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<v Speaker 1>You're looking at the length of what you're about to play.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a long one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, I just guess. I still guess, but I

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<v Speaker 1>get a little bit of an upper hand, a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Producer bread thirteen thirteen, number thirteen. All right, thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>So RuMIS you are the closest. Oh, yes, but you

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<v Speaker 1>are not correct. I thought he was gonna say no,

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<v Speaker 1>I won't. No, you didn't. All right, Umm, no more

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<v Speaker 1>takers on the WhatsApp telephone. Here we go, this is

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<v Speaker 1>where and these are very important questions. Like I said,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean, these questions really need need

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<v Speaker 1>to be addressed before this nation can advance forward? You know, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So I will not hamper the progress of this nation,

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<v Speaker 1>and I will ask the questions that need to be asked,

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<v Speaker 1>and that is why I do the senseless survey. Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you for going speaking.

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<v Speaker 2>How may I help you coome morning?

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<v Speaker 1>Sir? I made you three one nine six two. I

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<v Speaker 1>just need to ask you a couple of questions for

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<v Speaker 1>your country. Won't take more than about thirty seconds. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let's do it. Pick So, why is there a highway

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<v Speaker 1>to hell and only a stairway to heaven?

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<v Speaker 2>Quickly get theres How many plants do you think humans

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<v Speaker 2>smoked before settling on tobacco?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know against maybe five. Would you watch the

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<v Speaker 1>sequel to Mally and Me if the dog lives but

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<v Speaker 1>the owner does. Now are pets better than children because

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<v Speaker 1>they eat less, they don't ask for money, and if

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<v Speaker 1>they get pregnant, you can sell their babies. I want

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<v Speaker 1>the baby.

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<v Speaker 3>Money is something that comes in goes, so I should

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<v Speaker 3>not worry about money.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know to never compliment a woman on her sideburns? No? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Would people read the obituaries a lot more if the

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<v Speaker 1>cause of death was described in detail. No, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think so. Did you know that parents who informed their

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<v Speaker 1>children that they should know better are really only critiquing

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<v Speaker 1>their own parenting skills? Would it be more intimidating going

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<v Speaker 1>for a job interview at Google because you know they

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<v Speaker 1>know your entire search history and your browsing habits.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, definitely have been trouble because nowadays it's like everything that.

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<v Speaker 1>You do is just go Google. Did you know that

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<v Speaker 1>a German shepherd is also a type of human? Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right? Look after some ship in from gym in.

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<v Speaker 1>When you lose a sock, should there be a place

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<v Speaker 1>to donate it for people with only one foot? I

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<v Speaker 1>know I would throw it with the other one. How

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<v Speaker 1>come we never wash our belts when it's the first

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<v Speaker 1>thing we touch after going to the toilet. Ah. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>every hot girl that has ever turned you down, does

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<v Speaker 1>it make you feel better that at some point she

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<v Speaker 1>has had explosive diarrhea? Uh? Explosive sounds. Sure he had

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<v Speaker 1>time for you. He got a tough set of questions

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<v Speaker 1>to that. Many put down questions. Actually the mally and

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<v Speaker 1>me one. But no, but listen they think about that,

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<v Speaker 1>think about that. No, I don't want to because I

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<v Speaker 1>can't watch a movie if an animal does. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>every dog movie, I know the dogs are gonna die.

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<v Speaker 1>I won't watch it and then make you fall in

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<v Speaker 1>love with that dog. And you can now hear it's coming, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's coming. So you see, maybe there would be more

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<v Speaker 1>watching the genre if that was the case.

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<v Speaker 3>Molly and me was brutal.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at baby, I mean, baby, let's not do a

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<v Speaker 1>rundown now of all the movies when I watch a

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<v Speaker 1>movie and and and the dog does, and it's I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just my whole week is what's that movie that whether

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<v Speaker 1>the dog follows the owner? That Japanese movie.

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<v Speaker 3>Because everyone was being like, oh good, that's too much,

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, Molly, I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>The most sort of traumatizing movie that I've ever watched

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<v Speaker 1>in my life. And I was a kid, and I

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<v Speaker 1>still went to the movies to go and see it.

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<v Speaker 1>Jock of the bushfelt, oh yeah, no, you bring up

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<v Speaker 1>that one once a year, Jock.

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<v Speaker 3>That was that was court trauma. And also when you

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<v Speaker 3>hear the Johnny Claig song, that totally that that was

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<v Speaker 3>especially rough because that was the owner.

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<v Speaker 1>You see, it's black eyed peas. I got a feeling

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<v Speaker 1>here on Cave Mornings and you are through to the

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<v Speaker 1>championship round Savannah. Good morning from Belvolle.

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<v Speaker 3>Guys, could god, we're healing minute by minute, hour by hour.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Were you watching the football last night? I wasn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Not a football phone or no, that's okay. Did you

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<v Speaker 1>have a good night sleep at least?

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<v Speaker 3>I did? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Watching and ready for the week?

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<v Speaker 1>So what were you doing at nine o'clock last night?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you really want to know? Yes? I do. So.

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<v Speaker 1>It was my son's birthday this weekend, so you got

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<v Speaker 1>so much crazen. I was organizing his room.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, are you packing all his toys and his clothes

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<v Speaker 3>and so forth?

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<v Speaker 1>How old is your son? He just done five, precious,

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<v Speaker 1>So it's always it's all those one to two year

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<v Speaker 1>old toys that you're chucking out. Now it's just different

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<v Speaker 1>colored bits of plastic.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right. But doesn't it just feel amazing when everything

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<v Speaker 3>is organized and in its place?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, but that's just the sad because it's like a

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<v Speaker 2>certain phase is now over now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I know that little walker. Did you check

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<v Speaker 1>that out or did you keep it for a long

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<v Speaker 1>time ago? Did you that bad? Did you check it out? Though?

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<v Speaker 1>Like gone no, no, we also all these old stuff

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<v Speaker 1>that he doesn't use anymore. We give away, right, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and tell me how many cars had four wheels? Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't even count anymore. Yeah, okay, alright, Savannah, give

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<v Speaker 1>me the correct answer. How many sens of survey questions

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<v Speaker 1>did I ask?

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<v Speaker 2>But sixty?

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<v Speaker 1>That's the correct answer? Well done? Sixteen? You see that?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that a new record? No, I've been in the

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<v Speaker 1>twenties before. Okay, so listen, you deserve something really really nice. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let's spin the will Foster slow left or right? Savannah

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<v Speaker 1>fast and rides. Okay, so tell me something, Savannah. You're

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<v Speaker 1>a place where you live. Do you own it? No?

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<v Speaker 1>You renting? Oh, then this ain't going to be a

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<v Speaker 1>good price for you. It's a it's an Algae non

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<v Speaker 1>inverter back to back air conditioner unit from Ocean Breeze

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<v Speaker 1>air Conditioning. Yeah, it's an incredible price. But if it's

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<v Speaker 1>not your house, you're not going to be able to

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<v Speaker 1>put it in. If you don't know, it's my mother

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<v Speaker 1>in laws. Now okay, we yes, yes, yes, okay, your

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<v Speaker 1>mother in law's house. Remember if you move out to

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<v Speaker 1>just tell her she needs to pay you back for

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<v Speaker 1>this thing. How long is the lease?

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<v Speaker 2>So there's no contract with this.

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<v Speaker 1>We just we all love to do in one place. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is a nine thousand btu non inverter, back

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<v Speaker 1>to back air conditions. So you're gonna have to pick

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<v Speaker 1>a room. Who deserves to be warm? Do you have

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<v Speaker 1>any other aircorns in the house?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, You're going to have to decide who gets the heat.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you deserve it, yes, yeah, nice things. I

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<v Speaker 1>think nine thousand btu is ideal for like a four

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<v Speaker 1>bar four room four meters by four meters max. Might

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<v Speaker 1>be lucky for the Okay, it's a pleasure. That's what

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