Speaker 1: Here we go, Here we go. Here He's another senseless
Speaker 1: survey from Darren Wackhead Simpson on KFM Mornings, KFM Mornings.
Speaker 1: All right, throw a kiss at me, Sherlon Barnes. How
Speaker 1: many says of survey questions will I ask this morning? Five? Five?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like people have moneless for you today.
Speaker 1: Sure, morale is low the sighting five.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, I'm going to be a little bit more hopeful.
Speaker 1: I'm going to say twelve. Dearren, Well, okay, Ramis con
Speaker 1: fourteen questions? Fourteen you see you cheating? What are you cheating?
Speaker 1: You're looking at the length of what you're about to play.
Speaker 3: That's a long one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I just guess. I still guess, but I
Speaker 1: get a little bit of an upper hand, a little bit.
Speaker 1: Producer bread thirteen thirteen, number thirteen. All right, thank you?
Speaker 1: So RuMIS you are the closest. Oh, yes, but you
Speaker 1: are not correct. I thought he was gonna say no,
Speaker 1: I won't. No, you didn't. All right, Umm, no more
Speaker 1: takers on the WhatsApp telephone. Here we go, this is
Speaker 1: where and these are very important questions. Like I said,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, these questions really need need
Speaker 1: to be addressed before this nation can advance forward? You know, yeah,
Speaker 1: So I will not hamper the progress of this nation,
Speaker 1: and I will ask the questions that need to be asked,
Speaker 1: and that is why I do the senseless survey. Thank
Speaker 1: you for going speaking.
Speaker 2: How may I help you coome morning?
Speaker 1: Sir? I made you three one nine six two. I
Speaker 1: just need to ask you a couple of questions for
Speaker 1: your country. Won't take more than about thirty seconds. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's do it. Pick So, why is there a highway
Speaker 1: to hell and only a stairway to heaven?
Speaker 2: Quickly get theres How many plants do you think humans
Speaker 2: smoked before settling on tobacco?
Speaker 1: I don't know against maybe five. Would you watch the
Speaker 1: sequel to Mally and Me if the dog lives but
Speaker 1: the owner does. Now are pets better than children because
Speaker 1: they eat less, they don't ask for money, and if
Speaker 1: they get pregnant, you can sell their babies. I want
Speaker 1: the baby.
Speaker 3: Money is something that comes in goes, so I should
Speaker 3: not worry about money.
Speaker 1: Do you know to never compliment a woman on her sideburns? No? Yes?
Speaker 1: Would people read the obituaries a lot more if the
Speaker 1: cause of death was described in detail. No, I don't
Speaker 1: think so. Did you know that parents who informed their
Speaker 1: children that they should know better are really only critiquing
Speaker 1: their own parenting skills? Would it be more intimidating going
Speaker 1: for a job interview at Google because you know they
Speaker 1: know your entire search history and your browsing habits.
Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely have been trouble because nowadays it's like everything that.
Speaker 1: You do is just go Google. Did you know that
Speaker 1: a German shepherd is also a type of human? Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: all right? Look after some ship in from gym in.
Speaker 1: When you lose a sock, should there be a place
Speaker 1: to donate it for people with only one foot? I
Speaker 1: know I would throw it with the other one. How
Speaker 1: come we never wash our belts when it's the first
Speaker 1: thing we touch after going to the toilet. Ah. Now,
Speaker 1: every hot girl that has ever turned you down, does
Speaker 1: it make you feel better that at some point she
Speaker 1: has had explosive diarrhea? Uh? Explosive sounds. Sure he had
Speaker 1: time for you. He got a tough set of questions
Speaker 1: to that. Many put down questions. Actually the mally and
Speaker 1: me one. But no, but listen they think about that,
Speaker 1: think about that. No, I don't want to because I
Speaker 1: can't watch a movie if an animal does. You know,
Speaker 1: every dog movie, I know the dogs are gonna die.
Speaker 1: I won't watch it and then make you fall in
Speaker 1: love with that dog. And you can now hear it's coming, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's coming. So you see, maybe there would be more
Speaker 1: watching the genre if that was the case.
Speaker 3: Molly and me was brutal.
Speaker 1: Look at baby, I mean, baby, let's not do a
Speaker 1: rundown now of all the movies when I watch a
Speaker 1: movie and and and the dog does, and it's I'm
Speaker 1: just my whole week is what's that movie that whether
Speaker 1: the dog follows the owner? That Japanese movie.
Speaker 3: Because everyone was being like, oh good, that's too much,
Speaker 3: I was like, Molly, I mean.
Speaker 1: The most sort of traumatizing movie that I've ever watched
Speaker 1: in my life. And I was a kid, and I
Speaker 1: still went to the movies to go and see it.
Speaker 1: Jock of the bushfelt, oh yeah, no, you bring up
Speaker 1: that one once a year, Jock.
Speaker 3: That was that was court trauma. And also when you
Speaker 3: hear the Johnny Claig song, that totally that that was
Speaker 3: especially rough because that was the owner.
Speaker 1: You see, it's black eyed peas. I got a feeling
Speaker 1: here on Cave Mornings and you are through to the
Speaker 1: championship round Savannah. Good morning from Belvolle.
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Speaker 1: Yeah? Were you watching the football last night? I wasn't.
Speaker 1: Not a football phone or no, that's okay. Did you
Speaker 1: have a good night sleep at least?
Speaker 3: I did? Okay?
Speaker 2: Watching and ready for the week?
Speaker 1: So what were you doing at nine o'clock last night?
Speaker 1: Do you really want to know? Yes? I do. So.
Speaker 1: It was my son's birthday this weekend, so you got
Speaker 1: so much crazen. I was organizing his room.
Speaker 3: Man, are you packing all his toys and his clothes
Speaker 3: and so forth?
Speaker 1: How old is your son? He just done five, precious,
Speaker 1: So it's always it's all those one to two year
Speaker 1: old toys that you're chucking out. Now it's just different
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Speaker 3: That's right. But doesn't it just feel amazing when everything
Speaker 3: is organized and in its place?
Speaker 2: Yes, but that's just the sad because it's like a
Speaker 2: certain phase is now over now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I know that little walker. Did you check
Speaker 1: that out or did you keep it for a long
Speaker 1: time ago? Did you that bad? Did you check it out? Though?
Speaker 1: Like gone no, no, we also all these old stuff
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Speaker 1: me the correct answer. How many sens of survey questions
Speaker 1: did I ask?
Speaker 2: But sixty?
Speaker 1: That's the correct answer? Well done? Sixteen? You see that?
Speaker 1: Is that a new record? No, I've been in the
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