WEBVTT - Prank 16 April

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<v Speaker 1>Break stop, stop what you're doing. Here is another world famous.

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<v Speaker 2>Crank from Darren Wackhead, something exclusive to k FM Morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm going to preface this by saying everybody needs

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<v Speaker 1>a friend like this. Everybody needs a friend like this.

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<v Speaker 1>Lady who reported her a friend, I'd say at minimum, colleague.

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<v Speaker 1>So she's got a her friend has got an outstanding

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<v Speaker 1>wool Worth account. Okay, which I'm sure is a very

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<v Speaker 1>common problem right now. WOOLLI specifically woollis woollis woollis. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't mean specifically for everybody, but I mean for this

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<v Speaker 1>break right, So outstanding Wooly's accounts, So to give me

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<v Speaker 1>all the detail in you. But the thing is, I

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<v Speaker 1>love the friends enjoyment of this as it's unfolding. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so look the rest of the dar in here. Let's go.

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<v Speaker 2>She's quite a short little check, but she's there.

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<v Speaker 1>My name is John Shember. I'm calling you from Woolworth's finance. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's regarding your outstanding account.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't got time to talk now, I'm quite busy.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, we've noticed account hasn't been paid for this month,

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<v Speaker 1>yet you continue to buy on the account.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that'd actually.

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<v Speaker 1>Member of the transaction recorded last Thursday for.

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<v Speaker 2>A packet of strawberries.

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<v Speaker 1>The account is unpaid, yet you still buy.

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<v Speaker 2>So what is your problem with that?

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<v Speaker 1>It's disgraceful, man.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's your problem. That's your opinion. So what I

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<v Speaker 2>suggest you do is maybe some people that have been

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<v Speaker 2>out standing for quite a while and not for a

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<v Speaker 2>panet of strawberries, thank you very much to buy.

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<v Speaker 1>Meme, hold on, hold on?

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, Yeah, she must be so speaks.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish you wouldn't be so rude.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I can tell you that I'm too busy and

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<v Speaker 2>with I'm rude or not as none of your business.

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<v Speaker 2>If you can't give me the facts and the figures,

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<v Speaker 2>then going by the finding me.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got the figures. Why all I'm telling you is

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<v Speaker 1>your account is over due, you still go and you

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<v Speaker 1>buy strawberry problem not your problem, No, it is my problem.

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<v Speaker 1>You're buying from my company and you're not paying from

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<v Speaker 1>your company.

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<v Speaker 2>Please don't waste my time. I'm tried to do my job.

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<v Speaker 1>I an employee would okay, ma'am, when can you return

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<v Speaker 1>the strawberries?

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<v Speaker 2>Please? Strawberries? Yes, you know, why don't you put a

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<v Speaker 2>strawberry off your and strove serious.

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<v Speaker 1>This is disgusting.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, you're discussing a resume at work being working out

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<v Speaker 2>a second planet of strawberry.

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<v Speaker 1>Ma'am stopping, chicky?

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<v Speaker 2>When did you become my mother?

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<v Speaker 1>If I was your mother, I would have taught you

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<v Speaker 1>to pay your bills on time.

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<v Speaker 2>Well if you get money, fend people that I am

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<v Speaker 2>standing for closing accounts, not a freaking tubble of strawberries.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I just tell you that wool words.

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<v Speaker 2>Strawbery, It is er strawberries, It is er.

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<v Speaker 1>Scuse me if it.

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<v Speaker 3>Is your miss No, d I'm not standing on my account.

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<v Speaker 1>You are. I'm not telling you the details.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you because you don't have a freaking clue.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you you over you and you are not

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<v Speaker 1>allowed to buy strawberries normal.

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<v Speaker 2>You know you take your strawberry at your home. Okayiant

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<v Speaker 2>I can't believe she's.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello. Can we resolve this nicely? Please? Okay for that attitude,

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<v Speaker 1>You're not even allowed to buy strawberry ice cream of

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<v Speaker 1>strawberry yoga, to even know strawberry true sweets.

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<v Speaker 2>On my account?

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<v Speaker 1>When can you retain the strawberries?

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<v Speaker 3>You know what?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not returning anything like harassing me over a panet

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<v Speaker 2>of stalk.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to speak to my supervisor, I'll.

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<v Speaker 2>Speak to your supervisor.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello. Hello, Is this the lady with the strawberries?

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<v Speaker 2>He no, no, no, I have a name.

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<v Speaker 1>I am not the lady with the well. In our

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<v Speaker 1>call center at the moment, you are known as Strawberry

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<v Speaker 1>nor Da No, okay, this is actually Wicked Simpson.

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<v Speaker 2>You wicked Strawberry.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me introduce you to turn your mother.

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<v Speaker 2>You are Strawberry. I'm scared. I'm going home. I'm coming

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<v Speaker 2>over your anymore.