Speaker 1: Break stop, stop what you're doing. Here is another world famous.
Speaker 2: Crank from Darren Wackhead, something exclusive to k FM Morning.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going to preface this by saying everybody needs
Speaker 1: a friend like this. Everybody needs a friend like this.
Speaker 1: Lady who reported her a friend, I'd say at minimum, colleague.
Speaker 1: So she's got a her friend has got an outstanding
Speaker 1: wool Worth account. Okay, which I'm sure is a very
Speaker 1: common problem right now. WOOLLI specifically woollis woollis woollis. I
Speaker 1: don't mean specifically for everybody, but I mean for this
Speaker 1: break right, So outstanding Wooly's accounts, So to give me
Speaker 1: all the detail in you. But the thing is, I
Speaker 1: love the friends enjoyment of this as it's unfolding. Okay,
Speaker 1: so look the rest of the dar in here. Let's go.
Speaker 2: She's quite a short little check, but she's there.
Speaker 1: My name is John Shember. I'm calling you from Woolworth's finance. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's regarding your outstanding account.
Speaker 2: I haven't got time to talk now, I'm quite busy.
Speaker 1: Actually, we've noticed account hasn't been paid for this month,
Speaker 1: yet you continue to buy on the account.
Speaker 2: No, that'd actually.
Speaker 1: Member of the transaction recorded last Thursday for.
Speaker 2: A packet of strawberries.
Speaker 1: The account is unpaid, yet you still buy.
Speaker 2: So what is your problem with that?
Speaker 1: It's disgraceful, man.
Speaker 2: Oh that's your problem. That's your opinion. So what I
Speaker 2: suggest you do is maybe some people that have been
Speaker 2: out standing for quite a while and not for a
Speaker 2: panet of strawberries, thank you very much to buy.
Speaker 1: Meme, hold on, hold on?
Speaker 2: Sorry, Yeah, she must be so speaks.
Speaker 1: I wish you wouldn't be so rude.
Speaker 2: Well, I can tell you that I'm too busy and
Speaker 2: with I'm rude or not as none of your business.
Speaker 2: If you can't give me the facts and the figures,
Speaker 2: then going by the finding me.
Speaker 1: You've got the figures. Why all I'm telling you is
Speaker 1: your account is over due, you still go and you
Speaker 1: buy strawberry problem not your problem, No, it is my problem.
Speaker 1: You're buying from my company and you're not paying from
Speaker 1: your company.
Speaker 2: Please don't waste my time. I'm tried to do my job.
Speaker 1: I an employee would okay, ma'am, when can you return
Speaker 1: the strawberries?
Speaker 2: Please? Strawberries? Yes, you know, why don't you put a
Speaker 2: strawberry off your and strove serious.
Speaker 1: This is disgusting.
Speaker 2: Wow, you're discussing a resume at work being working out
Speaker 2: a second planet of strawberry.
Speaker 1: Ma'am stopping, chicky?
Speaker 2: When did you become my mother?
Speaker 1: If I was your mother, I would have taught you
Speaker 1: to pay your bills on time.
Speaker 2: Well if you get money, fend people that I am
Speaker 2: standing for closing accounts, not a freaking tubble of strawberries.
Speaker 1: Can I just tell you that wool words.
Speaker 2: Strawbery, It is er strawberries, It is er.
Speaker 1: Scuse me if it.
Speaker 3: Is your miss No, d I'm not standing on my account.
Speaker 1: You are. I'm not telling you the details.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you because you don't have a freaking clue.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you you over you and you are not
Speaker 1: allowed to buy strawberries normal.
Speaker 2: You know you take your strawberry at your home. Okayiant
Speaker 2: I can't believe she's.
Speaker 1: Hello. Can we resolve this nicely? Please? Okay for that attitude,
Speaker 1: You're not even allowed to buy strawberry ice cream of
Speaker 1: strawberry yoga, to even know strawberry true sweets.
Speaker 2: On my account?
Speaker 1: When can you retain the strawberries?
Speaker 3: You know what?
Speaker 2: I'm not returning anything like harassing me over a panet
Speaker 2: of stalk.
Speaker 1: Do you want to speak to my supervisor, I'll.
Speaker 2: Speak to your supervisor.
Speaker 1: Hello. Hello, Is this the lady with the strawberries?
Speaker 2: He no, no, no, I have a name.
Speaker 1: I am not the lady with the well. In our
Speaker 1: call center at the moment, you are known as Strawberry
Speaker 1: nor Da No, okay, this is actually Wicked Simpson.
Speaker 2: You wicked Strawberry.
Speaker 1: Let me introduce you to turn your mother.
Speaker 2: You are Strawberry. I'm scared. I'm going home. I'm coming
Speaker 2: over your anymore.