WEBVTT - Prank: 9 March 2026

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<v Speaker 1>I can I help you. I'm finding from the census Perrea.

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<v Speaker 1>I just wondering if you've got thirty seconds of your

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<v Speaker 1>time to answer a survey for your country? Okay? How

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<v Speaker 1>much money do you spend a year on laxatives? How

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<v Speaker 1>much money spend a year on laxatives? Lexatives? Yeah? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't spend anything on that. Way. Do you stays in

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<v Speaker 1>your house go up or down? Uh? The sts go up?

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<v Speaker 1>How many fingers am I holding up? Almost? If you

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<v Speaker 1>were a pirate, which shoulder would you keep your parrot on?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you currently suffering from an ice cream headache? I've

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<v Speaker 1>got a headache, that's no nastream headache. Do you wish

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<v Speaker 1>you could shoup on your teeth? No? Okay? Why are

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<v Speaker 1>hippies always dirty? Do we live in mises? Would you

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<v Speaker 1>be willing to try a new cereal called colonoscopy Crispy's?

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<v Speaker 1>What is the opposite of opposite? Yeah? What is the

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<v Speaker 1>opposite of opposite? Yeah? Yeah, that's what I mean? What

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<v Speaker 1>is the opposite of opposite? I don't know which movie

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<v Speaker 1>is more a reflection of your life, Predator or Titanic.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever stolen a hotel towel? And does it

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<v Speaker 1>ever concern you that hundreds of people have used that

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<v Speaker 1>towel and they've all dried their crutches with it down.

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<v Speaker 2>Question, it should have been a long time ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Let that sink in for a What did you ruin

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<v Speaker 1>the towel? Now? I'm going to take my own towels home.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually think about it. Think about it for a second.

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<v Speaker 1>One second done. Let it know. It's affects you, even

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<v Speaker 1>if you're not planning to steal it. It does fair

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<v Speaker 1>fair point. Yeah, no, no, no, don't you dare ruin

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<v Speaker 1>the towels white? You know they get washed every day.

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<v Speaker 1>No issues here.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think too deeply about any of these things,

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<v Speaker 2>otherwise you'll never enjoy them again.

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<v Speaker 1>Hotel collection spoken about the hotel. Yeah, I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>go there. We know what happens there. Washing underwear, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right, that's right.

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<v Speaker 2>Quick boil sometimes clean, there's a listen. Just enjoy your holiday.

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<v Speaker 1>Stole the hotel is the remote? Yeah you know that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, don't let your baby put that in their mouths.

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<v Speaker 1>What doesn't kill you? People make Yeah, so they say,

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<v Speaker 1>until you get ebola