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Speaker 4: It connects people from.
Speaker 2: All over the world.
Speaker 3: You dial in, you leave an advert for yourself, and
Speaker 3: you say, do you want to talk to guys? Do
Speaker 3: you want to talk to girls? What's your preference? And
Speaker 3: then it sends you. It plays your ad that you
Speaker 3: put out, which is a little bio of yourself, whatever
Speaker 3: you want to say, plays it to a whole bunch
Speaker 3: of people, and then they start punching a button. Click
Speaker 3: nine if you want to connect with this person, and
Speaker 3: then it plays you all the adverts and then you
Speaker 3: click who you want to talk to? Okay, So I
Speaker 3: always go in as Jennifer, and then by the end
Speaker 3: I slowly reveal that I'm a dude, all right. And
Speaker 3: the point is I never let it get dirty. They
Speaker 3: go dirty early. I stop them.
Speaker 2: Because you're a classy babe.
Speaker 4: You know, you got a wine and done.
Speaker 2: Me a glassy babe.
Speaker 3: And Jennifer, there's a few things that she likes. You know,
Speaker 3: which is always totally absurd. And that's the goal here
Speaker 3: is to see what can I get these guys to do.
Speaker 2: We've heard grown men raw like lions and bark like dogs.
Speaker 3: We've heard that and more so, what am I going
Speaker 3: to get them to do today?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: Jennifer, Jennifer, Jennifer likes a man in uniform?
Speaker 2: What kind of uniform?
Speaker 4: Got weird kicks?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: She has, uh, we don't judge s.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like, okay, it's not somebody in.
Speaker 2: A macro uniforms. I love that yellow yellow.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: She likes soldiers, special Forces, babies, special Forces, and.
Speaker 4: She needs Let's see what happens. Yeah, goodness me.
Speaker 5: Welcome to the free chat line for live one on
Speaker 5: one chat dial two. Guys, you press one, Ladies, you
Speaker 5: press two, and just a moment you'll record a brief,
Speaker 5: public outgoing message that all the other callers will hear
Speaker 5: at the tone. Start speaking. When done, hit the pound
Speaker 5: key so I can play it back to you for
Speaker 5: your approval.
Speaker 2: Hi, my name's Jennifer. I'm a hot blonde looking to
Speaker 2: chat to some hot guys. Hi. My name is Jennifer.
Speaker 2: I'm a hot blonde looking to chat to some hot guys.
Speaker 2: I mean you can talk, you know.
Speaker 5: Excuse me. Here's a message from someone who wants to
Speaker 5: talk to you live one on one.
Speaker 6: Him, Jennifer. Daddy's a very experience in loving women, and
Speaker 6: maybe you need to have an experienced person to introduce
Speaker 6: your new things. Maybe you enjoy them. I think you would.
Speaker 6: You sound like I'm very sweet girl.
Speaker 5: Honey, carefully before making it go ahead? You're connected? Say hello, Hello?
Speaker 1: Hi?
Speaker 2: Who's that? Hi?
Speaker 6: It's you Shelton, North Carolina. What's your name?
Speaker 2: Honey, Hi, Shelton, it's Jennifer here.
Speaker 6: Oh, I'd love to talk to you, Jennifer. Want you're
Speaker 6: up to I'm.
Speaker 2: Just hoping to meet a nice man like you.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, okay?
Speaker 2: So how old are you, Shelton?
Speaker 6: I'm about fifty eight, Tony.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm twenty five.
Speaker 6: You're twenty five. What do you do for a living?
Speaker 2: I'm a waitress. Oh are you at Hooters here? And
Speaker 2: what do you do for a job.
Speaker 6: I'm a physician, honey.
Speaker 2: What a physician like a doctor?
Speaker 6: I'm a doctor. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Do you like to role play?
Speaker 6: Oh? Yeah, I love you. Just what kind of roles
Speaker 6: you like to play? Honey?
Speaker 2: Oh? I love a man in uniform. Oh, like a
Speaker 2: soldier and I'm being rest cute.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well I was a navy I was in the
Speaker 6: Navy for a couple of years. Where like maybe you're like,
Speaker 6: you're on a boat. You want a sailor to rescue you.
Speaker 2: What gun do you have, soldier? Do you have a
Speaker 2: nine millimeter? Yeah?
Speaker 6: I have about forty five caliber side arms. I like
Speaker 6: to find you on a ship that's singing, and I'd
Speaker 6: like to rescue you. And i'd like to take you
Speaker 6: to an isolated island where were the only two of
Speaker 6: us there and we have to survive, but we two
Speaker 6: before we start fimbing trees and finding coconut for it.
Speaker 6: I find that pure. I get very attracted to you,
Speaker 6: and you get very attracted to me, and we lie
Speaker 6: under a coconut tree. I don't never get enough.
Speaker 2: Of you, baby, that's amazing. First, I want you to
Speaker 2: rescue me from some pirates.
Speaker 6: Okay, well I shoot them with my forty five.
Speaker 2: I want you to shoot them now, shoot the baddies.
Speaker 6: All right, shoot them, bang bang right.
Speaker 2: There, Yeah, do it again. That makes me so hot.
Speaker 2: Oh save me, Shelton, they come in for me, Save me.
Speaker 2: Shoot them sheltering.
Speaker 6: Again. This you got me, You only got me a
Speaker 6: shelping I kill them. You're not gonna let them get
Speaker 6: to them, not gonna let them get to you. Okay,
Speaker 6: now I've got you all of it.
Speaker 2: There's five more, there's five more, Shelton, shoot them.
Speaker 3: What gun is that?
Speaker 6: They're sure trying to get to your baby, But I'm
Speaker 6: going to kill them all. I'm want to keep here
Speaker 6: of myself.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Have you got an RPG, Shelton, Yeah, okay, I've got
Speaker 6: a rootch rocket launcher, and I got a couple of
Speaker 6: rockets I could use knock their boat out the water,
Speaker 6: and those pirates will keep keep coming and knock all
Speaker 6: out of the boat on its way. Now, explosion pirate. Sure,
Speaker 6: one pirate sure wanted to get to you. Baby? How how?
Speaker 1: How?
Speaker 6: How? How? How?
Speaker 2: Baby, Shelton, tell me, say, I'm the captain. Now, I'm
Speaker 2: the captain.
Speaker 6: Now all right, I'm in charge. Now, I'm a commanding officer.
Speaker 6: I'm I'm the captain. Now say it again, captain.
Speaker 4: Now say it again.
Speaker 6: I'm the captain.
Speaker 5: Now say it again, Captain, say it again.
Speaker 6: I'm the captain. Now and again, Captain, Now.
Speaker 4: And again, I'm the captain. Now say it again. Say
Speaker 4: it again, Shelton, Come with me.
Speaker 6: I'm the captain.
Speaker 4: Now say it again, come with me.
Speaker 6: I'm the captain.
Speaker 4: And again, cap you are the captain, Shelton, you are
Speaker 4: the captain.
Speaker 6: I'm the.
Speaker 4: You are my captain. I'm listening to you. Shelton, I
Speaker 4: am listening. You are the captain.
Speaker 6: I'm the captain.
Speaker 4: You are the captain. That's right, yes, yeah, sorry sorry,
Speaker 4: Sagan Son like a man. I sound like a man.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Is that a problem.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: The dynamode and he canceled me committed