WEBVTT - Prank: 14 April 2026

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<v Speaker 1>Do stop what you're doing.

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<v Speaker 2>Here is another world famous.

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<v Speaker 1>Crank car from Darren Wackhead Simpson exclusive to KFM Mornings.

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<v Speaker 3>Hag, I'm a heart blonde, athletic build faff for two.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'll call these chat lines in America.

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<v Speaker 4>It connects people from.

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<v Speaker 2>All over the world.

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<v Speaker 3>You dial in, you leave an advert for yourself, and

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<v Speaker 3>you say, do you want to talk to guys? Do

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<v Speaker 3>you want to talk to girls? What's your preference? And

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<v Speaker 3>then it sends you. It plays your ad that you

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<v Speaker 3>put out, which is a little bio of yourself, whatever

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<v Speaker 3>you want to say, plays it to a whole bunch

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<v Speaker 3>of people, and then they start punching a button. Click

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<v Speaker 3>nine if you want to connect with this person, and

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<v Speaker 3>then it plays you all the adverts and then you

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<v Speaker 3>click who you want to talk to? Okay, So I

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<v Speaker 3>always go in as Jennifer, and then by the end

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<v Speaker 3>I slowly reveal that I'm a dude, all right. And

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<v Speaker 3>the point is I never let it get dirty. They

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<v Speaker 3>go dirty early. I stop them.

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<v Speaker 2>Because you're a classy babe.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, you got a wine and done.

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<v Speaker 2>Me a glassy babe.

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<v Speaker 3>And Jennifer, there's a few things that she likes. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>which is always totally absurd. And that's the goal here

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<v Speaker 3>is to see what can I get these guys to do.

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<v Speaker 2>We've heard grown men raw like lions and bark like dogs.

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<v Speaker 3>We've heard that and more so, what am I going

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<v Speaker 3>to get them to do today?

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<v Speaker 2>Well?

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<v Speaker 1>Jennifer, Jennifer, Jennifer likes a man in uniform?

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<v Speaker 2>What kind of uniform?

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<v Speaker 4>Got weird kicks?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>She has, uh, we don't judge s.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like, okay, it's not somebody in.

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<v Speaker 2>A macro uniforms. I love that yellow yellow.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 3>She likes soldiers, special Forces, babies, special Forces, and.

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<v Speaker 4>She needs Let's see what happens. Yeah, goodness me.

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<v Speaker 5>Welcome to the free chat line for live one on

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<v Speaker 5>one chat dial two. Guys, you press one, Ladies, you

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<v Speaker 5>press two, and just a moment you'll record a brief,

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<v Speaker 5>public outgoing message that all the other callers will hear

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<v Speaker 5>at the tone. Start speaking. When done, hit the pound

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<v Speaker 5>key so I can play it back to you for

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<v Speaker 5>your approval.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, my name's Jennifer. I'm a hot blonde looking to

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<v Speaker 2>chat to some hot guys. Hi. My name is Jennifer.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a hot blonde looking to chat to some hot guys.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean you can talk, you know.

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<v Speaker 5>Excuse me. Here's a message from someone who wants to

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<v Speaker 5>talk to you live one on one.

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<v Speaker 6>Him, Jennifer. Daddy's a very experience in loving women, and

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<v Speaker 6>maybe you need to have an experienced person to introduce

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<v Speaker 6>your new things. Maybe you enjoy them. I think you would.

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<v Speaker 6>You sound like I'm very sweet girl.

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<v Speaker 5>Honey, carefully before making it go ahead? You're connected? Say hello, Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>Hi?

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<v Speaker 2>Who's that? Hi?

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<v Speaker 6>It's you Shelton, North Carolina. What's your name?

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<v Speaker 2>Honey, Hi, Shelton, it's Jennifer here.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, I'd love to talk to you, Jennifer. Want you're

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<v Speaker 6>up to I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Just hoping to meet a nice man like you.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh yeah, okay?

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<v Speaker 2>So how old are you, Shelton?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm about fifty eight, Tony.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm twenty five.

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<v Speaker 6>You're twenty five. What do you do for a living?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a waitress. Oh are you at Hooters here? And

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<v Speaker 2>what do you do for a job.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm a physician, honey.

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<v Speaker 2>What a physician like a doctor?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm a doctor. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you like to role play?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh? Yeah, I love you. Just what kind of roles

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<v Speaker 6>you like to play? Honey?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? I love a man in uniform. Oh, like a

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<v Speaker 2>soldier and I'm being rest cute.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, well I was a navy I was in the

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<v Speaker 6>Navy for a couple of years. Where like maybe you're like,

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<v Speaker 6>you're on a boat. You want a sailor to rescue you.

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<v Speaker 2>What gun do you have, soldier? Do you have a

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<v Speaker 2>nine millimeter? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>I have about forty five caliber side arms. I like

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<v Speaker 6>to find you on a ship that's singing, and I'd

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<v Speaker 6>like to rescue you. And i'd like to take you

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<v Speaker 6>to an isolated island where were the only two of

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<v Speaker 6>us there and we have to survive, but we two

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<v Speaker 6>before we start fimbing trees and finding coconut for it.

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<v Speaker 6>I find that pure. I get very attracted to you,

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<v Speaker 6>and you get very attracted to me, and we lie

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<v Speaker 6>under a coconut tree. I don't never get enough.

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<v Speaker 2>Of you, baby, that's amazing. First, I want you to

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<v Speaker 2>rescue me from some pirates.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, well I shoot them with my forty five.

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<v Speaker 2>I want you to shoot them now, shoot the baddies.

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<v Speaker 6>All right, shoot them, bang bang right.

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<v Speaker 2>There, Yeah, do it again. That makes me so hot.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh save me, Shelton, they come in for me, Save me.

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<v Speaker 2>Shoot them sheltering.

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<v Speaker 6>Again. This you got me, You only got me a

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<v Speaker 6>shelping I kill them. You're not gonna let them get

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<v Speaker 6>to them, not gonna let them get to you. Okay,

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<v Speaker 6>now I've got you all of it.

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<v Speaker 2>There's five more, there's five more, Shelton, shoot them.

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<v Speaker 3>What gun is that?

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<v Speaker 6>They're sure trying to get to your baby, But I'm

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<v Speaker 6>going to kill them all. I'm want to keep here

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<v Speaker 6>of myself.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Have you got an RPG, Shelton, Yeah, okay, I've got

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<v Speaker 6>a rootch rocket launcher, and I got a couple of

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<v Speaker 6>rockets I could use knock their boat out the water,

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<v Speaker 6>and those pirates will keep keep coming and knock all

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<v Speaker 6>out of the boat on its way. Now, explosion pirate. Sure,

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<v Speaker 6>one pirate sure wanted to get to you. Baby? How how?

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<v Speaker 1>How?

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<v Speaker 6>How? How? How?

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<v Speaker 2>Baby, Shelton, tell me, say, I'm the captain. Now, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>the captain.

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<v Speaker 6>Now all right, I'm in charge. Now, I'm a commanding officer.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm I'm the captain. Now say it again, captain.

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<v Speaker 4>Now say it again.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm the captain.

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<v Speaker 5>Now say it again, Captain, say it again.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm the captain. Now and again, Captain, Now.

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<v Speaker 4>And again, I'm the captain. Now say it again. Say

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<v Speaker 4>it again, Shelton, Come with me.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm the captain.

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<v Speaker 4>Now say it again, come with me.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm the captain.

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<v Speaker 4>And again, cap you are the captain, Shelton, you are

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<v Speaker 4>the captain.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm the.

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<v Speaker 4>You are my captain. I'm listening to you. Shelton, I

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<v Speaker 4>am listening. You are the captain.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm the captain.

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<v Speaker 4>You are the captain. That's right, yes, yeah, sorry sorry,

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<v Speaker 4>Sagan Son like a man. I sound like a man.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Is that a problem.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>The dynamode and he canceled me committed