WEBVTT - Whackhead prank: Jennifer's Back!

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<v Speaker 1>Stop, stop what you're doing.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's another world famous cranky from Darren Wackhead Something six,

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<v Speaker 2>exclusive to KFM Mornings.

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<v Speaker 3>It's your gal, it's your gal.

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<v Speaker 1>Jennifer.

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<v Speaker 4>She's back.

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<v Speaker 3>She's been making fools of men for a very long time.

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<v Speaker 4>What's a weird request this time?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you know, what's what's left?

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<v Speaker 1>What's left?

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<v Speaker 4>Because she's not gonna settle. She wants something and someone

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<v Speaker 4>very specific. The hunt continues.

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<v Speaker 3>You know the point of this whole thing is to

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<v Speaker 3>see how ridiculous it can get. Okay, so I'd dive

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<v Speaker 3>into this American chat line. It's a chat line where

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<v Speaker 3>lonely singles gather and they hook up with each other

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<v Speaker 3>and they talk okay, and no paid people on the

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<v Speaker 3>other end to say what you want. These are just

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<v Speaker 3>people working, you know, people in their daily lives.

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<v Speaker 4>Often in their officers, calling during lunchtime.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, so the one guy was on the back of

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<v Speaker 3>a truck, you know, and.

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<v Speaker 4>Then Jennifer's asking him to purr like a cat. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>and he will purr like a cat.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'll tell you this is that generally they go

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<v Speaker 3>dirty early. But I'll block all of.

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<v Speaker 4>That because you're a lady I'm a lady. Treat me

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<v Speaker 4>right and.

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<v Speaker 3>Then Yeah. The less I say on how I get

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<v Speaker 3>this far, the better. Okay, So what is she going

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<v Speaker 3>to get.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody to do today? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Is Jennifer.

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<v Speaker 5>Welcome to the free chat line for men and women

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<v Speaker 5>of all lifestyles. You pick and choose to talk to

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<v Speaker 5>and who to put on ignore, thanks, and have fun.

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<v Speaker 5>Stand by to record your message at the tone start speaking.

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<v Speaker 5>When done, hit the pound key so I can play

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<v Speaker 5>it back to you for your approval.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, this is Jennifer, and I'm looking for hot guys

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<v Speaker 1>to chat too. Oh. I'm a hot blonde. Hi, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking for hot guys to chat to you.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, I'm a hot blonde. To repeat, press one to rerecord,

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<v Speaker 5>Press two to confirm and continue, Press three to keep.

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<v Speaker 5>Your message is now being heard by the other callers.

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<v Speaker 5>When you hang up, it's a raised excuse me, here's

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<v Speaker 5>a message from someone who wants to talk to you

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<v Speaker 5>live one on one.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, bruh, this is a big boy. I got something

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<v Speaker 6>nice in my hands.

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<v Speaker 5>To connect with this caller and wait for a connection

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<v Speaker 5>and in the meantime you'll still you go ahead, You're connected.

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<v Speaker 5>When done, dial operator say Hello, Hello, No, Hi, What.

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<v Speaker 6>Are you doing? What are you up to?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just chilling at home, got nothing to do. It's raining,

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<v Speaker 1>it's nothing on toury. Yeah, it's foreign, but it's all

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<v Speaker 1>the better now that I'm talking to you.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah. Yeah, when it's raining, it's like, you know, nice

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<v Speaker 6>relaxing day.

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<v Speaker 1>So what's your name? Okay? And how old are you?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm fifty five years old. Fifty gym next three or

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<v Speaker 6>four times a week.

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<v Speaker 1>Where about are you?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I'm from Preston. Where are you?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm from New York.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you got a drink? Something to drink there?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh yeah, a nice glass of wine? Relax?

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<v Speaker 1>What wine do you drink?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh? Hoshably okay, nice here.

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<v Speaker 1>I like Mooton Chandon. I'll tell you what. Have a

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<v Speaker 1>sip of your wine, Have a sip of your wine.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have a sip of my beer. Have a sip.

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<v Speaker 6>M m.

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't you gurgle a little bit for me? Huh,

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<v Speaker 1>have a sip of wine and gurgle.

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<v Speaker 7>Mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh now put some more wine in your mouth and

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<v Speaker 2>and gurgle and say, Jennifer, m h.

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<v Speaker 1>Hmm, wow, gargle. Go yeah now gargle my name again,

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<v Speaker 1>goggles Say, oh, Jennifer, I want to hear you gurgle.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to hear you goggle.

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<v Speaker 6>Mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah yeah, Now claud google, say my name when you're gargling,

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<v Speaker 8>Say Jennifer.

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<v Speaker 7>Mm hmmm mm hm m hm.

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<v Speaker 1>Say I love you, Jennifer.

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<v Speaker 4>Drown.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh oh h m hmm, I love you.

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<v Speaker 1>I love the way you goggle. H yeah, Claude, you

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<v Speaker 1>goggle very nicely.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, you're talking to Jeffrey Claude and boom goes

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<v Speaker 3>to the dynamite.

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<v Speaker 4>Sure that went entirely too long.

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<v Speaker 3>Now that is a wine connoisseur right there. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>care how you drink your wine in the Western Cape,

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<v Speaker 3>but this is wine country and that is the way

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<v Speaker 3>you drink your wine.

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<v Speaker 4>While saying Jennifer, Now, Claude, you did too much, sir,

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<v Speaker 4>and Jennifer you.

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<v Speaker 3>Someone says it sounds this guy sounds like Ed Gaine.

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<v Speaker 3>Isn't there a new Netflix murder series? Yeah, serial killer

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<v Speaker 3>Ed Gain?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, yeah, let's move on from that one. Where's the

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<v Speaker 4>palate cleans again? You raise from our collective memory.

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<v Speaker 3>You didn't you didn't fancy that? No, hey, not so much. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>Come on for my