WEBVTT - Whackhead makes a man SWEAT in this hilarious prank

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<v Speaker 1>Stop, stop what you're doing.

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<v Speaker 2>Here is another world famous crank car from Darren Wackhead,

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<v Speaker 2>something exclusive to KFM mornings.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, we're gonna make this dude sweat, all right, that's

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<v Speaker 3>that's the mandate from the family.

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<v Speaker 1>Wife and daughter.

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<v Speaker 3>Remember a few weeks ago the guy at moving to

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<v Speaker 3>OZ and I made him sweat, making out like he's

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<v Speaker 3>a drug mule and his whole application to move to

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<v Speaker 3>Australia is going to be denied.

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<v Speaker 1>Was so nervous, stressful process.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and and you loved that situation so much. So

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<v Speaker 3>so he has another situation.

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<v Speaker 1>He's stressing somebody out.

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<v Speaker 3>So so wife says to Habby, you know what, let's consolidate.

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<v Speaker 3>Why didn't you join my business. It'll be great, she said.

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<v Speaker 3>So her business, she's got a cleaning company, like like

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<v Speaker 3>deep cleaning services. Come to your house. We do a

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<v Speaker 3>deep clean on your house. So they go to all

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<v Speaker 3>these houses. You got a couple of cars, a couple

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<v Speaker 3>of teams. And he's now involved, but very hands on

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<v Speaker 3>as well. So he goes to the heart overseas from

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<v Speaker 3>start to finish. It does a few things in there too. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>So so they get called to houses all around the West. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>and honest living a very pure, honest, honest job. You

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<v Speaker 3>know you're cleaning other people's houses. What could go wrong?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's count the way.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, many things can go wrong. Oh yeah, yeah, Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna make this man sweat pretty bad. Here we go.

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<v Speaker 3>First person who has the daughter caroc sane? That's my idea.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think of it?

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<v Speaker 4>We haven't encountered anything like this, so that's definitely making.

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<v Speaker 2>Stress of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, what type of person is is he? Quite?

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<v Speaker 5>A stress very canal, very allible, you know, not not

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<v Speaker 5>a person that really gets.

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<v Speaker 2>On his high horse make him panic?

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<v Speaker 5>Do you re clean matter?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello? Can I speak to mister Compli?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you hold on?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 3>Detective Swanppula from Durbanville Police Station. Yes, where were you

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<v Speaker 3>on the twenty sixth of May? Does a number two

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<v Speaker 3>your number Durbanville make any sense? So you admit that

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<v Speaker 3>you were at the premises? Yes, The lady of the house,

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<v Speaker 3>a certain one, missus b Look, is currently an arcustidy.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you understand, sir?

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<v Speaker 2>For what reason?

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<v Speaker 3>Something very horrific took place on the Sunday at that house?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know that you cleaned up a crime scene.

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<v Speaker 3>So what items did you clean up at that house?

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<v Speaker 2>The one carpet and the chair and the.

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<v Speaker 3>Land suite, And did you not think that was just

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<v Speaker 3>a little bit suspicious.

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<v Speaker 2>That's quite normal in my job to do I do

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<v Speaker 2>it from day to day.

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<v Speaker 3>So it seems to me that you very suspiciously cleaned

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<v Speaker 3>up a crime scene.

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<v Speaker 2>Not suspiciously cleans up. That's my line of business, that's

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<v Speaker 2>my line of income. And my wife has been doing

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<v Speaker 2>this for twenty four years and I came in as

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<v Speaker 2>partner from with her and we're running a legal business.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, something very illegal, sir, happened in that very bedroom.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but there weren't any flat stained?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that because you are extremely good at your jobs.

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<v Speaker 3>There's no time to brag about your competence.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? No?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you aware that missus Tracy Slash is pregnant? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>I saw that.

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<v Speaker 3>And do you know that the father of that baby

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<v Speaker 3>is not her husband?

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<v Speaker 5>That?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. She just said I spent it's coming

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<v Speaker 2>home just soon and that's it.

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<v Speaker 3>So it seems like the apparent motive for your involvement

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<v Speaker 3>here is the fact that you are the father of

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<v Speaker 3>the baby.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't think possible. I haven't met a woman before Monday.

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<v Speaker 5>The.

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<v Speaker 2>Then and if she needed anything, because he's a baby

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<v Speaker 2>on his way, the asking of any that might that

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<v Speaker 2>kind of thing.

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<v Speaker 3>So let me ask you, what were you going to

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<v Speaker 3>name the baby?

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<v Speaker 2>I've got nothing to do with the baby.

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<v Speaker 3>So we are looking for a guy that goes by

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<v Speaker 3>the code name the hout Bay Hoover hit man.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you own a hoover? Sir?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't need to do incy of telling.

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<v Speaker 3>You well, ballistics report shows that it was a Hoover

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<v Speaker 3>and not a Kirby as first suspected.

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<v Speaker 1>Sir.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So I'm done with this line of questioning at

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<v Speaker 3>the moment. I'm going to put you through to my

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<v Speaker 3>secretary who's going to take some more details.

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<v Speaker 5>And speak.

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<v Speaker 3>Man.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks wicked.

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<v Speaker 3>He was very overs and my mother actually sent me

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<v Speaker 3>a missing He's explaining they.

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<v Speaker 2>Caught me for a bed one day.

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<v Speaker 1>You can tell he's a sweetheart. The hat they hoover

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<v Speaker 1>hit me better leave that angel illusion.

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<v Speaker 3>Just cleaning a pregnant lady's house, standing to have the

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<v Speaker 3>house ready for when baby arrives.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope you're proud of yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>Are very oh gosh, brutal it's pink raise your glass.

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<v Speaker 3>It's pink raise your glass here on k for mornings.

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<v Speaker 3>People get a lot of joy out of hearing people

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<v Speaker 3>and sweat like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you do. That's why I do it, especially

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<v Speaker 1>when it's really nice people. And you can tell that

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<v Speaker 1>one is always nice. People like the nicest ye always nice.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't deserve it. They don't deserve it, which is

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<v Speaker 1>exactly why it works totally right. Got a sweetheart legend

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<v Speaker 1>and that was not funny. That was pure evil.

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<v Speaker 3>Is like Acleberry from.

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<v Speaker 4>Listen. That guy can't find his words. Oh my word,

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<v Speaker 4>but he's so sweet, Oh my word.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, that's the man visualizing an orange jumpsuit.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's He's like.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to the tricky I'm going to be in

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<v Speaker 3>polls more for Christmas.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay not you say.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I've had I've had that done to me.

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<v Speaker 3>But they took it even further. I had the cops

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<v Speaker 3>do this this, this this prank on me, and they

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<v Speaker 3>took me from off the street.

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<v Speaker 1>It was all set up. They'd been obviously knew who

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<v Speaker 1>you were.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, well, they'd been tracking me for two days to

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<v Speaker 3>make this as plausible as possible. All right, and then

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<v Speaker 3>they took me and they locked me up.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all of this recorded.

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<v Speaker 3>They charged me, Alice. They charged me that if everything

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<v Speaker 3>took my shoelaces, took my belt, took Alice.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to see this video.

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<v Speaker 4>It took your belt.

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds of it scary. No, you can't have anything that

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<v Speaker 1>you could hurt yourself with the way you said that

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<v Speaker 1>they stalked you for two days like as hawks.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, take this big. They did it all in the

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<v Speaker 1>van bomb here we go.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah. If you say balance has been all I'm

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<v Speaker 1>saying is I know the feeling. Sure, I know the feeling. Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh.

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<v Speaker 3>If you want anybody prank, listen, it's minda. We we're

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<v Speaker 3>heading towards the end of the year, but we've still

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<v Speaker 3>got time to prank your loved one on you can

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<v Speaker 3>see me an email. It's uh Darren s at KFM

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<v Speaker 3>dot co dot z a