Speaker 1: Stop, stop what you're doing.
Speaker 2: Here is another world famous crank.
Speaker 1: Call from Darren Wackhead Simthing six, exclusive to KFM Morning.
Speaker 3: Okay, you know when debt collectors do phone you, and
Speaker 3: I've had this recently happen to me, very resilient and
Speaker 3: I actually get offended in a way that phoned me.
Speaker 3: This was two weeks ago and they said listen, hell on,
Speaker 3: mister Simpson, you are outstanding. And it was a little
Speaker 3: a man like seventy five rand or something. It was
Speaker 3: a medical thing, like a medical test that the obviously
Speaker 3: the medical I didn't cover everything, right, so I didn't
Speaker 3: even know I owed the money. Yes, So I'm like, okay, sure, fine, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: So when can we expect the payment? No, I'll do
Speaker 3: it today. And obviously when I put the phone down,
Speaker 3: I'm done. I forget about it, you know, and I
Speaker 3: must go home and open up an app and crank
Speaker 3: new payment. You've been responsible things and do that stuff,
Speaker 3: and I'm just not going.
Speaker 1: To happen, right, So they in fact did not get
Speaker 1: your payment.
Speaker 3: No they didn't, but then they did phone me back
Speaker 3: the next day. Missus Simpson, you said you were going
Speaker 3: to pay yesterday and you didn't.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well then.
Speaker 1: I'll pay today, mister Simpson.
Speaker 2: You lie.
Speaker 3: Then they said, okay, well what time are you going
Speaker 3: to pay today? I said three o'clock. Oh, and I didn't.
Speaker 3: I promised you. The next day they phoned me back.
Speaker 3: Missus Simpsons, you said you were going to pay yesterday
Speaker 3: at three o'clock and you didn't. When can we expect payment?
Speaker 3: I was like, can you just come to my house.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to do this. Just come to my house.
Speaker 1: I'll give you cash in an envelope.
Speaker 3: I'll give you cash. Well, we can't do that, sir,
Speaker 3: I said, well that's the easiest way you're going to
Speaker 3: get your money. Just just just come ring the bell,
Speaker 3: beat me and I'll come out with a hundred. You
Speaker 3: can even keep the change.
Speaker 1: I mean, And I'm with the dead collectors with this one.
Speaker 1: You're in the wrong.
Speaker 3: Of course I'm in the wrong. Of course I'm in
Speaker 3: the wrong. But I'm like, sure this is a lot
Speaker 3: for the seventy five pucks.
Speaker 1: Yes, they must close that that book.
Speaker 3: So do you know that you can be blacklisted?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 1: Now you're fighting or inside.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, they said, you know that they're threatened
Speaker 3: with you're going to be blacklisted. No, what you can't
Speaker 3: just blacklist. There's not how blacklisting works. Don't try that.
Speaker 3: It's not how it works.
Speaker 1: All of this time and effort is now worth more
Speaker 1: than that seventy.
Speaker 3: Now it's gotten out of hand. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 3: Like this call now it's going to get out of hand.
Speaker 3: Another mistaken identity debt collecting. All right, So this guy
Speaker 3: they think he's a mister governor. He's not mister governor,
Speaker 3: but they keep calling him all the time, and the
Speaker 3: whole officers listening. Wife is in on this. Everyone's in
Speaker 3: on this because they sit in the office all day
Speaker 3: in here. I'm not mister governor. Okay, that's rather muh okay, Hi,
Speaker 3: I'm calling you from the Lancet lab Yeah, finding out
Speaker 3: about the outstanding amount of what.
Speaker 4: Fifty seventy?
Speaker 5: Yeah, why don't you phone me in connection to say sorry?
Speaker 5: So we made a mistake.
Speaker 2: This is not for you.
Speaker 3: What must I apologize? It's you that owes us money.
Speaker 5: Because I'm not a second person. You should bowl the
Speaker 5: account to who's the name on that invoice?
Speaker 3: To governor?
Speaker 2: No, am I compelling you?
Speaker 4: I'm not my name is Rupert.
Speaker 3: Who's to say that you aren't some form of impostor
Speaker 3: putting on an Afrikaans accent and saying you aren't the guard.
Speaker 5: Listen, that's crazy to me.
Speaker 3: This is my normal accent. Now my name is Ben Forsath.
Speaker 3: But I could, but I could say hell, I could
Speaker 3: answer the phone name, good day, what's happening? What's cutting?
Speaker 3: Give me your name? It's Ben Forsyth.
Speaker 4: How do you spell there?
Speaker 3: If O R O R no if if if if
Speaker 3: if are if for failed to make a payment? Oh
Speaker 3: for obviously I'm lying to you, mister Forsyth. R for
Speaker 3: My name is Rupert is for skellums with the name governor,
Speaker 3: sometimes for hunt. Why why for why haven't you made
Speaker 3: the payment?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 3: T for today would be good and h for how
Speaker 3: long are we going to wait?
Speaker 5: Okay, we can resolve this face to face. And if
Speaker 5: I'm not mister govern then you're gonna put excuse in
Speaker 5: a newspaper.
Speaker 3: It's only fifty ran, for goodness sake, it's only.
Speaker 5: Fifty But I pay fifty ran for some punk. But
Speaker 5: you it seems like I don't get through to your
Speaker 5: fixed skull that.
Speaker 3: I'm not that person who is, mister governor.
Speaker 5: Then I don't know you're supposed to know.
Speaker 3: You seem like somebody that's putting on an accent here.
Speaker 5: I'm not putting on an accent.
Speaker 3: Yes, did you put the phone down on me?
Speaker 5: Yes, because you think you're funny.
Speaker 3: The tests that were done was on a Missus T governor.
Speaker 5: Well consume, mister t governery.
Speaker 3: This was for a pregnancy test.
Speaker 5: Huh a pregnancy test?
Speaker 3: Yes? Is there something you need to tell us here
Speaker 3: that perhaps you had a scullum on the side and
Speaker 3: you took for a pregnancy test.
Speaker 5: Listen, are you left to talk for? You're not being
Speaker 5: you punked pump? What's company's name.
Speaker 3: We won't tell your wife about it, that you took
Speaker 3: a Missus T governor for a pregnancy test. We won't
Speaker 3: tell you what.
Speaker 2: Listen.
Speaker 5: I wish my wife was here because he would sort
Speaker 5: you up.
Speaker 1: It means.
Speaker 4: It's the worst.
Speaker 5: Oh no, it's going to be so angry with just me.
Speaker 4: And my monic.
Speaker 2: His alf a larns it when but if you can
Speaker 2: say means a bly for me Blair and my black
Speaker 2: shom spell and my act mister governor and missus governor
Speaker 2: probably flet from Ark, California.
Speaker 4: Okay, okah, my dear, it's wacked story.
Speaker 5: I don't believe you.
Speaker 2: Oh I like you, but I'm gonna break you.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 1: When he just went on the blocks, he just that
Speaker 1: was poetic.
Speaker 3: He literally just walked out on himself. You know, when
Speaker 3: you've just given up that you actually just I'm not
Speaker 3: even going to finish the saint that's not given up.