WEBVTT - Prank: 4 March 2026

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<v Speaker 1>Stop, stop what you're doing.

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<v Speaker 2>Here is another world famous crank.

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<v Speaker 1>Call from Darren Wackhead Simthing six, exclusive to KFM Morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, you know when debt collectors do phone you, and

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<v Speaker 3>I've had this recently happen to me, very resilient and

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<v Speaker 3>I actually get offended in a way that phoned me.

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<v Speaker 3>This was two weeks ago and they said listen, hell on,

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<v Speaker 3>mister Simpson, you are outstanding. And it was a little

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<v Speaker 3>a man like seventy five rand or something. It was

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<v Speaker 3>a medical thing, like a medical test that the obviously

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<v Speaker 3>the medical I didn't cover everything, right, so I didn't

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<v Speaker 3>even know I owed the money. Yes, So I'm like, okay, sure, fine, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>So when can we expect the payment? No, I'll do

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<v Speaker 3>it today. And obviously when I put the phone down,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm done. I forget about it, you know, and I

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<v Speaker 3>must go home and open up an app and crank

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<v Speaker 3>new payment. You've been responsible things and do that stuff,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm just not going.

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<v Speaker 1>To happen, right, So they in fact did not get

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<v Speaker 1>your payment.

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<v Speaker 3>No they didn't, but then they did phone me back

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<v Speaker 3>the next day. Missus Simpson, you said you were going

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<v Speaker 3>to pay yesterday and you didn't.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Well then.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll pay today, mister Simpson.

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<v Speaker 2>You lie.

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<v Speaker 3>Then they said, okay, well what time are you going

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<v Speaker 3>to pay today? I said three o'clock. Oh, and I didn't.

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<v Speaker 3>I promised you. The next day they phoned me back.

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<v Speaker 3>Missus Simpsons, you said you were going to pay yesterday

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<v Speaker 3>at three o'clock and you didn't. When can we expect payment?

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, can you just come to my house.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not going to do this. Just come to my house.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll give you cash in an envelope.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll give you cash. Well, we can't do that, sir,

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<v Speaker 3>I said, well that's the easiest way you're going to

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<v Speaker 3>get your money. Just just just come ring the bell,

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<v Speaker 3>beat me and I'll come out with a hundred. You

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<v Speaker 3>can even keep the change.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, And I'm with the dead collectors with this one.

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<v Speaker 1>You're in the wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>Of course I'm in the wrong. Of course I'm in

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<v Speaker 3>the wrong. But I'm like, sure this is a lot

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<v Speaker 3>for the seventy five pucks.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, they must close that that book.

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<v Speaker 3>So do you know that you can be blacklisted?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 3>I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you're fighting or inside.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, they said, you know that they're threatened

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<v Speaker 3>with you're going to be blacklisted. No, what you can't

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<v Speaker 3>just blacklist. There's not how blacklisting works. Don't try that.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not how it works.

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<v Speaker 1>All of this time and effort is now worth more

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<v Speaker 1>than that seventy.

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<v Speaker 3>Now it's gotten out of hand. You know what I'm saying?

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<v Speaker 3>Like this call now it's going to get out of hand.

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<v Speaker 3>Another mistaken identity debt collecting. All right, So this guy

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<v Speaker 3>they think he's a mister governor. He's not mister governor,

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<v Speaker 3>but they keep calling him all the time, and the

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<v Speaker 3>whole officers listening. Wife is in on this. Everyone's in

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<v Speaker 3>on this because they sit in the office all day

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<v Speaker 3>in here. I'm not mister governor. Okay, that's rather muh okay, Hi,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm calling you from the Lancet lab Yeah, finding out

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<v Speaker 3>about the outstanding amount of what.

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<v Speaker 4>Fifty seventy?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, why don't you phone me in connection to say sorry?

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<v Speaker 5>So we made a mistake.

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<v Speaker 2>This is not for you.

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<v Speaker 3>What must I apologize? It's you that owes us money.

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<v Speaker 5>Because I'm not a second person. You should bowl the

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<v Speaker 5>account to who's the name on that invoice?

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<v Speaker 3>To governor?

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<v Speaker 2>No, am I compelling you?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not my name is Rupert.

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<v Speaker 3>Who's to say that you aren't some form of impostor

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<v Speaker 3>putting on an Afrikaans accent and saying you aren't the guard.

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<v Speaker 5>Listen, that's crazy to me.

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<v Speaker 3>This is my normal accent. Now my name is Ben Forsath.

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<v Speaker 3>But I could, but I could say hell, I could

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<v Speaker 3>answer the phone name, good day, what's happening? What's cutting?

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<v Speaker 3>Give me your name? It's Ben Forsyth.

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<v Speaker 4>How do you spell there?

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<v Speaker 3>If O R O R no if if if if

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<v Speaker 3>if are if for failed to make a payment? Oh

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<v Speaker 3>for obviously I'm lying to you, mister Forsyth. R for

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<v Speaker 3>My name is Rupert is for skellums with the name governor,

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<v Speaker 3>sometimes for hunt. Why why for why haven't you made

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<v Speaker 3>the payment?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>T for today would be good and h for how

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<v Speaker 3>long are we going to wait?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, we can resolve this face to face. And if

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not mister govern then you're gonna put excuse in

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<v Speaker 5>a newspaper.

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<v Speaker 3>It's only fifty ran, for goodness sake, it's only.

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<v Speaker 5>Fifty But I pay fifty ran for some punk. But

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<v Speaker 5>you it seems like I don't get through to your

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<v Speaker 5>fixed skull that.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not that person who is, mister governor.

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<v Speaker 5>Then I don't know you're supposed to know.

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<v Speaker 3>You seem like somebody that's putting on an accent here.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not putting on an accent.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, did you put the phone down on me?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, because you think you're funny.

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<v Speaker 3>The tests that were done was on a Missus T governor.

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<v Speaker 5>Well consume, mister t governery.

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<v Speaker 3>This was for a pregnancy test.

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<v Speaker 5>Huh a pregnancy test?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes? Is there something you need to tell us here

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<v Speaker 3>that perhaps you had a scullum on the side and

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<v Speaker 3>you took for a pregnancy test.

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<v Speaker 5>Listen, are you left to talk for? You're not being

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<v Speaker 5>you punked pump? What's company's name.

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<v Speaker 3>We won't tell your wife about it, that you took

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<v Speaker 3>a Missus T governor for a pregnancy test. We won't

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<v Speaker 3>tell you what.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen.

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<v Speaker 5>I wish my wife was here because he would sort

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<v Speaker 5>you up.

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<v Speaker 1>It means.

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<v Speaker 4>It's the worst.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh no, it's going to be so angry with just me.

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<v Speaker 4>And my monic.

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<v Speaker 2>His alf a larns it when but if you can

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<v Speaker 2>say means a bly for me Blair and my black

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<v Speaker 2>shom spell and my act mister governor and missus governor

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<v Speaker 2>probably flet from Ark, California.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, okah, my dear, it's wacked story.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't believe you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I like you, but I'm gonna break you.

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<v Speaker 4>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>When he just went on the blocks, he just that

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<v Speaker 1>was poetic.

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<v Speaker 3>He literally just walked out on himself. You know, when

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<v Speaker 3>you've just given up that you actually just I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>even going to finish the saint that's not given up.