WEBVTT - Prank 4 June 2026

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<v Speaker 1>Stop, stop what you're doing. Here is another world famous.

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<v Speaker 2>Crank car from Darren Wackhead, something exclusive to KFM Mornings.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, we dive into the ar cope on Thursdays. Now,

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<v Speaker 3>TV license is a hot topic, right we We're giving

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<v Speaker 3>away one hundred inch TV tomorrow on the show one

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<v Speaker 3>hundred inches of Pure Joy.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, what a TV.

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<v Speaker 3>It's two point three meters by one three meters.

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<v Speaker 1>At the timing could not have been better.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, that's why McDonald's giving it away in time for

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<v Speaker 3>the World Cup. Okay, So then the questions arose like, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>well do I have to have a TV license to

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<v Speaker 3>accept the TV?

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<v Speaker 1>Such a South African question, did shake?

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<v Speaker 3>Guys?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I circumvent the rules? Well, you know, when I was.

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<v Speaker 3>The last time I bought a TV, I was shopping

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<v Speaker 3>at a certain place that sells TVs.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I want this one, and the guy said, okay, so

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<v Speaker 3>you can just have your RD for the TV license.

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<v Speaker 3>Of course, I was like, I said, look, bro, you

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<v Speaker 3>want to make a sale here, I'm not paying No,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not paying the TV license. He said, roll than unfortunately,

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<v Speaker 3>so I cannot.

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<v Speaker 1>Sell it to the rules.

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<v Speaker 3>I said to the guy. I said, bro, like, listen, listen.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you paid your TV license? You are so South Africa?

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<v Speaker 3>He said yes. I said, can I use your D number?

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<v Speaker 3>He says no, I'm not allowed to do that anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>ID come on, man, one last dance?

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<v Speaker 1>He says no. He wanted to be his wife son.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know, he helped a few people, absolutely as

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<v Speaker 1>many as he could.

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<v Speaker 3>To make a sale, and I was devastated because he wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 3>Then my question was, let me phone my father in law, Pops.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you up to date?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? Do do you have to have a driver's license

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<v Speaker 1>to buy a car? Yes? To buy a car? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Really yes, I bought one in January and there were

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<v Speaker 1>like driver's license, ma'am? Was that not for the registration? Though?

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's for the registration.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't have to have a driver's license to it to.

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<v Speaker 1>Buy a car, because I'm sure they can't allow you

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<v Speaker 1>to drive. I can buy a car and I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>even going to drive. Insurance purpose that insurance.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, this is a legitimate place you there with your

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<v Speaker 2>car dealerships.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what's going on there. Yeah, no, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think. I don't think that's true. I think that's

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<v Speaker 1>just for for registration.

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, sure you can't buy your car without a license.

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<v Speaker 1>Why not? It doesn't mean you're driving the car. What if?

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<v Speaker 1>What if?

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<v Speaker 3>What if I'm if I have a chauffeur and i

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<v Speaker 3>don't actually want to drive, but I've got the money

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<v Speaker 3>to buy the copy?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it's up to the dealership. We'll check that. But

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that is the case.

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<v Speaker 3>Because you know, unpaid TV license, you see the story

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<v Speaker 3>come all the time, all the time. Are they going

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<v Speaker 3>to finally do away with it? No, they're still trying

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<v Speaker 3>to trying to get this going. Seventy three percent of

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<v Speaker 3>unpaid TV licenses in South Africa. Seventy three percent of

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<v Speaker 3>unpaid TV licenses in South Africa.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want me to say that again? What percentage?

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<v Speaker 1>Did I say?

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<v Speaker 3>Seventy three percent of unpaid SABC TV licenses are owed

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<v Speaker 3>by government entities and officials themselves.

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<v Speaker 1>What an interesting fact. Even the system doesn't believe in

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<v Speaker 1>the system exactly right, show us how system?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, totally thirty five million.

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<v Speaker 1>Around.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, it's seventy five percent of seven hundred and fifty

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<v Speaker 3>million rands in unpaid TV license. So this is the

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<v Speaker 3>thing that just keeps going around. That's what happened with

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<v Speaker 3>this guy. So for four years, he's been getting a

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<v Speaker 3>call from the attorneys. In particular, he's been getting a

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<v Speaker 3>call from Dumasani Dumisani four years paid TV license, paid

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<v Speaker 3>TV lize. Now this was the problem that this this

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<v Speaker 3>TV license is not even for this man. This TV

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<v Speaker 3>license was for this man's father, and they're coming for him.

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<v Speaker 3>But they got like the same name.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. Okay, I get at that as well. Really

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<v Speaker 1>after my dad passed, Yeah, but he's not yet. He's dead. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the man's dead. Did they bother you for Brad three years? No? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because it gets passed on, you know, gets passed around. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so let's deal with it.

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<v Speaker 2>This.

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<v Speaker 1>I could literally do one of these a day. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>This is in my inbox every day. So and so

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<v Speaker 3>is getting called unpaid TV license.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm very well working some scenario. You do.

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<v Speaker 1>I am fan. Okay, I'm going to put you on hold, so.

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<v Speaker 3>Already, husband, Hello sir to Masani, I'm punning from S

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<v Speaker 3>A b C TV licensing regarding the Christian Hello, where

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<v Speaker 3>where's the money?

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<v Speaker 2>You're never going to get the money.

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<v Speaker 1>Why is that because the man is dead. But now

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<v Speaker 1>where's the TV?

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<v Speaker 2>What's I going to do with the TV? The man

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<v Speaker 2>is for four years, You've been sitting a goal for

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<v Speaker 2>you for four years.

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<v Speaker 1>We must collect that TV.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't codict.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't belong to you.

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<v Speaker 2>The money man, come tell me, you must come collected.

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<v Speaker 2>TV doesn't belong to you.

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<v Speaker 1>The TV is still working. The TV.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't need a TV.

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<v Speaker 1>No one's paying that TV lessons.

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<v Speaker 2>But because no one's gonna played to.

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<v Speaker 1>The main thing.

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<v Speaker 3>But that TV is still working, so somebody is watching

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<v Speaker 3>that TV for free.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's not my problem.

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<v Speaker 2>Because first of all, I wasn't the owner.

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<v Speaker 1>Of the TV. But what was that relation?

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<v Speaker 2>He was my father?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you're the next in the family tree life doesn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you trying to tell me that I'm the owner

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<v Speaker 2>of the TV.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm being suspicious now, yes, you can take your suspicion

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<v Speaker 3>and show it up your head because it does not

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<v Speaker 3>belong to me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not Christian, I'm tread.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you trying to get to pay the pension fees

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<v Speaker 3>for the normal TV lessons?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm big your pardon. Let me tell you a story,

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<v Speaker 2>my friend, I've got my own TV license you want

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<v Speaker 2>to come trick it, come to my house. I've got

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<v Speaker 2>my own skim TV license. Now you are getting on

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<v Speaker 2>don't you tell me?

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<v Speaker 3>You say I'm getting on your What I said, you're

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<v Speaker 3>getting all my nerves.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you said something else?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you think I said?

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you said that the ticks? Now I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>swear you.

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<v Speaker 2>You can do your fighterwork.

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<v Speaker 1>We need to find that TV and redistribute. You're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>you got to.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not gonna be long.

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<v Speaker 1>That's now property of the government because I'm beautiful. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry about the swearing.

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<v Speaker 2>He doesn't have. Are you gonna pay it back? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm going to.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm suspiciously. You can take a suspicious.

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<v Speaker 1>I get it.

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<v Speaker 2>Good bye people. Oh my gosh, that's brilliant. That is brilliant.

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<v Speaker 1>Mister. Have you calmed down? Now?

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<v Speaker 2>What my license? To? Get off my back?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not on your back.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me tell you a little story.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. It's not bed time said time with my back.

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<v Speaker 2>You come to my g and I will show you.

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<v Speaker 2>You must come to the gate if you want to,

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<v Speaker 2>you must come to my count.

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<v Speaker 3>I want you to speak to my supervisor.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you doing.

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<v Speaker 1>She's great, she's fantastic.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you do you want anybody prey bring that energy? Well,

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<v Speaker 3>the chaos merchant is ready to help. Okay, Derenis at

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<v Speaker 3>kf M dot co dot z A. It's Katy Perry

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<v Speaker 3>California Girls here on k f M Mornings. My inbox

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<v Speaker 3>is now full with wives wanting to set up their husbands,

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<v Speaker 3>which is fantastic.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it. Watch the space made that energy never die.

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<v Speaker 1>It was such a great ad because she loved that preg.

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<v Speaker 3>That she just rejoiced your messages here on the WhatsApp telephone.

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<v Speaker 1>Darren, you should be a comedian like OLP.

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<v Speaker 2>What a beautiful and infectious laugh is that?

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<v Speaker 1>I had such a giggle. Now you made my day.

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<v Speaker 1>That is from the gut.

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<v Speaker 2>At some point, she says Darren Wackett, and then she

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<v Speaker 2>just laughs.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the chant. I'm laughing. I'm enjoying this.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, pop me an email. Drenis at KPM dot co

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<v Speaker 3>dot z A. Doesn't have to be about a TV

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<v Speaker 3>license please, got enough of those already