WEBVTT - Senseless Survey: Where Patience Meets Absurdity

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<v Speaker 1>Want to go.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's another senseless survey from Darren Wackhead Simpson on KFM Mornings.

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<v Speaker 1>KFM Mornings all Right, says, to serve time, let's go,

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<v Speaker 1>Shelan Barrence, how many questions will I ask this morning?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go with nine questions.

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<v Speaker 1>Nine questions, and unsuspecting victim is going to get asked

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<v Speaker 1>how many questions? He won't get my phone?

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<v Speaker 2>Eleven questions?

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<v Speaker 1>Eleven questions and producer bread thirteen thirteen questions, Thank you, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, Remise Kahn is not here all this week?

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<v Speaker 1>You know why? Let me say why? Because that boy

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<v Speaker 1>got married on the weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, slummer to Remis and his beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>He went and got married. So now he's on honeymoon.

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<v Speaker 2>Enjoy it.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey he sent me some pictures.

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<v Speaker 2>Where's here?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, he's they they I don't want to enjoys it comes?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, because people also like to judge when you

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<v Speaker 1>go on honeymoon.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the politics of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah where you go? Oh that's nice? Yeah you know yeah. No,

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<v Speaker 1>they're gonna go and have a wonderful time. All right, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so this is where our phono. A random person ask

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<v Speaker 1>some ridiculous questions, all in the interest of saving South Africa,

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<v Speaker 1>And and we see how long until their patience runs

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<v Speaker 1>out and they actually just put the phone down. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's all a bit senseless. Well, good morning, Trevor. My

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<v Speaker 1>name is Agent three one seventy six two one eight

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<v Speaker 1>three two and I'm calling you from the Census p

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<v Speaker 1>and I need to ask you a couple of questions

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<v Speaker 1>for your country. Do most of your naps start by

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<v Speaker 1>getting on the floor to do push ups?

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<v Speaker 2>No? I haven't tried it.

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<v Speaker 1>How old were you when you found out that dinosaurs

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<v Speaker 1>were an Internet hoax? They're not an Internet? Are you sure?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure. Do you regret for teaching your children to talk?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you single and ready to mingle? Or married and

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<v Speaker 1>ready to leave for someone else?

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<v Speaker 2>Not looking forward?

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<v Speaker 1>What does the temperature have to be for you to

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<v Speaker 1>wear socks with your sandals?

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<v Speaker 2>I cannot work both with.

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<v Speaker 1>Is wearing pajamas in public the perfect way of saying

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<v Speaker 1>I have given up? No, it's not. Have you ever

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<v Speaker 1>been so drunk that you sat down on the toilets

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<v Speaker 1>and tried to put a seatbelt on?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Is mayonnaise just lotion for a sandwich?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you wear camouflage pants to try and hide your

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<v Speaker 1>large thighs, and they should be very Scaredy is your

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<v Speaker 1>superpower the ability to take pills with hot coffee?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm thinking before I answer, how.

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<v Speaker 1>Long do you spend licking the open hole of the doughnut?

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<v Speaker 2>What? Yes, put the phone down? It always gets weird. Whoa,

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<v Speaker 2>and you never know when it's gonna get weird, but

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<v Speaker 2>it's gonna get weird. Get helped. There. I see why

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<v Speaker 2>this friendship between you and Brad has lasted so long,

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<v Speaker 2>because there's you're in a laborer.

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<v Speaker 1>But listen, seriously, can you take any pulls with hot liquid?

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't work?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure I could if I try and think about it.

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<v Speaker 2>I won't lie. I've never thought about it.

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<v Speaker 1>That I have this hair tablet now, all right, that

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<v Speaker 1>I have to take after my my operation. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>this is to stop any hair falling out.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, precious strands you have, we maintained.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone. Everyone is precious now you know? And try to

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<v Speaker 1>take a tablet with your coffee.

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<v Speaker 2>The doughnut? How did we get there?

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<v Speaker 1>Well? What about the donut? What? What? What?

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<v Speaker 2>How did you get your intention with that question? And

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<v Speaker 2>that man was was being thoughtful with his answers, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know, I mean, he pushed back on the dinosaurs.

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<v Speaker 2>Truly, he was like I believe in science.

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<v Speaker 1>Pushed back on the dinosaurs, but he put down on

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<v Speaker 1>the donuts. While swings in roundabouts, baby Teddy swims