Speaker 1: Want to go.
Speaker 2: Here's another senseless survey from Darren Wackhead Simpson on KFM Mornings.
Speaker 1: KFM Mornings all Right, says, to serve time, let's go,
Speaker 1: Shelan Barrence, how many questions will I ask this morning?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with nine questions.
Speaker 1: Nine questions, and unsuspecting victim is going to get asked
Speaker 1: how many questions? He won't get my phone?
Speaker 2: Eleven questions?
Speaker 1: Eleven questions and producer bread thirteen thirteen questions, Thank you, sir.
Speaker 1: By the way, Remise Kahn is not here all this week?
Speaker 1: You know why? Let me say why? Because that boy
Speaker 1: got married on the weekend.
Speaker 2: Hey, slummer to Remis and his beautiful.
Speaker 1: He went and got married. So now he's on honeymoon.
Speaker 2: Enjoy it.
Speaker 1: Hey he sent me some pictures.
Speaker 2: Where's here?
Speaker 1: Well, he's they they I don't want to enjoys it comes?
Speaker 1: Oh god, because people also like to judge when you
Speaker 1: go on honeymoon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the politics of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah where you go? Oh that's nice? Yeah you know yeah. No,
Speaker 1: they're gonna go and have a wonderful time. All right, Okay,
Speaker 1: so this is where our phono. A random person ask
Speaker 1: some ridiculous questions, all in the interest of saving South Africa,
Speaker 1: And and we see how long until their patience runs
Speaker 1: out and they actually just put the phone down. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's all a bit senseless. Well, good morning, Trevor. My
Speaker 1: name is Agent three one seventy six two one eight
Speaker 1: three two and I'm calling you from the Census p
Speaker 1: and I need to ask you a couple of questions
Speaker 1: for your country. Do most of your naps start by
Speaker 1: getting on the floor to do push ups?
Speaker 2: No? I haven't tried it.
Speaker 1: How old were you when you found out that dinosaurs
Speaker 1: were an Internet hoax? They're not an Internet? Are you sure?
Speaker 1: I'm sure. Do you regret for teaching your children to talk?
Speaker 1: Are you single and ready to mingle? Or married and
Speaker 1: ready to leave for someone else?
Speaker 2: Not looking forward?
Speaker 1: What does the temperature have to be for you to
Speaker 1: wear socks with your sandals?
Speaker 2: I cannot work both with.
Speaker 1: Is wearing pajamas in public the perfect way of saying
Speaker 1: I have given up? No, it's not. Have you ever
Speaker 1: been so drunk that you sat down on the toilets
Speaker 1: and tried to put a seatbelt on?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Is mayonnaise just lotion for a sandwich?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Do you wear camouflage pants to try and hide your
Speaker 1: large thighs, and they should be very Scaredy is your
Speaker 1: superpower the ability to take pills with hot coffee?
Speaker 2: I'm thinking before I answer, how.
Speaker 1: Long do you spend licking the open hole of the doughnut?
Speaker 2: What? Yes, put the phone down? It always gets weird. Whoa,
Speaker 2: and you never know when it's gonna get weird, but
Speaker 2: it's gonna get weird. Get helped. There. I see why
Speaker 2: this friendship between you and Brad has lasted so long,
Speaker 2: because there's you're in a laborer.
Speaker 1: But listen, seriously, can you take any pulls with hot liquid?
Speaker 1: It doesn't work?
Speaker 2: I'm sure I could if I try and think about it.
Speaker 2: I won't lie. I've never thought about it.
Speaker 1: That I have this hair tablet now, all right, that
Speaker 1: I have to take after my my operation. Okay, so
Speaker 1: this is to stop any hair falling out.
Speaker 2: Okay, precious strands you have, we maintained.
Speaker 1: Everyone. Everyone is precious now you know? And try to
Speaker 1: take a tablet with your coffee.
Speaker 2: The doughnut? How did we get there?
Speaker 1: Well? What about the donut? What? What? What?
Speaker 2: How did you get your intention with that question? And
Speaker 2: that man was was being thoughtful with his answers, you.
Speaker 1: Know, I mean, he pushed back on the dinosaurs.
Speaker 2: Truly, he was like I believe in science.
Speaker 1: Pushed back on the dinosaurs, but he put down on
Speaker 1: the donuts. While swings in roundabouts, baby Teddy swims