WEBVTT - 'Till prank do us part

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<v Speaker 1>Stop, stop what you're doing. Here is another world famous

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<v Speaker 1>crank car from Darren Wackheads, ex exclusive to KFM Mornings. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so there's a wedding happening in April, and so now

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<v Speaker 1>all the mates best man wife to be all in

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<v Speaker 1>on this and pranking husband to be Okay, so you

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<v Speaker 1>know the drill. You've got a few options for transport.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got the classic horse drawn carriage is still popular, yes, yes, yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>or like if your if your uncle has got a

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<v Speaker 1>nice car, Okay, rich uncle, the rich uncle. Who one

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<v Speaker 1>should at least have one of those, there's always one

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<v Speaker 1>in the family. Can we use your car as the

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<v Speaker 1>bridal car? They were like, nope, we don't have any

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<v Speaker 1>of those options, so we're gonna have to pay now.

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<v Speaker 1>So now they have decided on a limousine as the

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<v Speaker 1>bridal car. So they've already looked under kid, it's the

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<v Speaker 1>silver one premium. Yes, yes, lovely, polished, lovely stuff. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So now imagine the scenario. She's going to the place

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<v Speaker 1>to pay for the limousine. But it's also not the

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<v Speaker 1>limousine place that they'd seen originally. It's a different name. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and we need the transaction to go through, So he

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<v Speaker 1>just needs to authorize. That's the only reason why we're

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<v Speaker 1>phone him is to authorize for the silver limousine. Simple,

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<v Speaker 1>let's make it complicated. Okay, here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>Good?

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<v Speaker 1>Ay is that mister? Hi, mister, sorry to trouble you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling you from Limos for Africa. I've just been

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<v Speaker 1>presented with credit card here, but a lady that wants

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<v Speaker 1>to do a transaction, and it's obviously the credit cards

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<v Speaker 1>not in her name, so I just needs do you

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<v Speaker 1>get some details from me just to verify before I

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<v Speaker 1>put the purchase through. Do you authorize a transaction for

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<v Speaker 1>nine thousand rand for Limos for Africa. Yes, this lady

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<v Speaker 1>here has booked a Limo for the sixteenth of April.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, that's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, it's a nine thousand rand transaction. It's our brand

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<v Speaker 1>new pink limousine.

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<v Speaker 2>For sixteenth No, wait, does not the Solver one.

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<v Speaker 1>No, this is a Pink one.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh no, let pick call you back. That's not another

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<v Speaker 2>agree Now I'll call you back.

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<v Speaker 1>The lady's here.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me talk to here, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just going to give you the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Hello, very sure is our transfer? Your book and

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<v Speaker 2>let's leave a Lemo and Sin.

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<v Speaker 1>It's beautiful and we don't even think.

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<v Speaker 2>But all especially yeah William fee either but I am

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<v Speaker 2>all for fee.

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<v Speaker 1>This a minimum over.

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<v Speaker 2>Here formos.

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<v Speaker 1>So there's a lot of people that want this.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, listen, I know there's a lot of people

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<v Speaker 2>that I don't come with the bit. Put tizza back

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<v Speaker 2>on the facts.

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<v Speaker 1>God, Hello, kitty interior. This is important from China.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, I don't care where gets imported from. And I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not talking to you. I'm still talking to Lisa. I

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<v Speaker 2>think that when you're not the Lisa. Yeah, okay, I

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<v Speaker 2>mean it comes trying to interpret active.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, just give me the look, you know, if you

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<v Speaker 1>want to man it up, I can put a plata

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<v Speaker 1>bulltongue inside.

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<v Speaker 2>I think.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, but the transaction is taking Just keep the phone back.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not talking to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well could you speed it up? We're on a

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<v Speaker 1>watch here, lunch is coming.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen with your customer. I have not asked to talk

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<v Speaker 2>to you to put this on the funny you, but

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<v Speaker 2>in all.

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<v Speaker 1>Time, the transaction hasn't gone through, so you're not yet

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<v Speaker 1>a customer.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, mister, put on the line. Hello, I'm talking up.

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<v Speaker 2>The idiot said, very attitude. I brought the stop dying.

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<v Speaker 2>So there's team guys in the answer. Answer.

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<v Speaker 1>But you got ten thousand for a boobs.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't look for something you don't want.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll post the phone back.

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<v Speaker 2>My book all die black scoop enow.

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<v Speaker 1>Here you're buying it. So, Lisa, if you marry me,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll get you the pink lemmer on his cell phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Does he get a notification of any transaction? It does, indeed,

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<v Speaker 1>grant youth need bank at all.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we can give you.

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<v Speaker 1>The wording is just give us a second, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>The wording is saying consumed transactions fool and in the

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<v Speaker 2>amounts reained. Whatever it is, was pressing.

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<v Speaker 1>One card, Okay, I'm sending it now.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, yes, I promise you watch me. You're better cancel

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<v Speaker 2>that transaction.

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<v Speaker 1>Did it come through on your phone?

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<v Speaker 2>It is through on my phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well then perfect sixteenth of April. Pick up your pink.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello telling you I'm gonna lock you up. I warn

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<v Speaker 2>you very very nicely. Look with the person.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let's put through another transaction two thousand's seven. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>now we listen in while he reports this to net bank.

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<v Speaker 2>Transaction of nine thousand, six hundred PET number ninety three.

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<v Speaker 1>While he's on the phone, I keep sending transactions one

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<v Speaker 1>for three thousand and seven, one for two thousand, eight hundred.

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<v Speaker 2>For anything on that goes through.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you guys are going to be responsible.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello and a book.

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<v Speaker 1>Mark from.

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<v Speaker 2>Yere.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, what are you doing? I didn't make an extra

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<v Speaker 1>charge for the driver. Listen, while this conversation is going on,

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<v Speaker 1>I send him an simply saying, you've just been pranked

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<v Speaker 1>by Well, it's going through. Just just have a look

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<v Speaker 1>what your reads now.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, good on yeah, yeah, yeah, it was really good.

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<v Speaker 2>I could kill somebody, kill somebody. That was good.

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<v Speaker 1>That was good. He wasn't too upset about the fact

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<v Speaker 1>that it was a pink See he's also condition. He

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<v Speaker 1>knows what one's wife, kids, what else. I don't mess

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<v Speaker 1>with a man and his money. But please prank more

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<v Speaker 1>groom that was perfect. Touched them on their bank account.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what.

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<v Speaker 1>Grooms are easy pickings, But easier pickings are bride studios.

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<v Speaker 1>So listen if you know the word on the street

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<v Speaker 1>darness at KFM, dot co dot But I see why

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<v Speaker 1>the men aren't pranking their brides. No you want a

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<v Speaker 1>wedding to happen that that age old sage advice, happy one,

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<v Speaker 1>happy life.

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<v Speaker 2>There we go,