WEBVTT - Jude "Poo Perfume" Law 0:00:11.189 --> 0:00:16.029 You're listening to a MoMA Mia podcast. Mama Maya acknowledges 0:00:16.069 --> 0:00:19.269 the traditional owners of land and waters that this podcast 0:00:19.349 --> 0:00:32.069 is recorded on Hello and welcome to canceled the podcast 0:00:32.109 --> 0:00:35.629 that looks at silly celebrity crimes and assigns charges and 0:00:35.669 --> 0:00:37.789 sentences to them so that we can all move on 0:00:37.869 --> 0:00:40.709 with our lives. I'm Jesse Stevens and I'm joined by 0:00:40.909 --> 0:00:43.869 Claire Stephens and Claire do you have a lazy girl 0:00:43.909 --> 0:00:45.029 sorry for us today? 0:00:45.149 --> 0:00:46.389 Absolutely, Jesse. 0:00:46.549 --> 0:00:49.709 This is from Hannah shed Hey, guys, last night I 0:00:49.789 --> 0:00:50.349 made pasta. 0:00:50.669 --> 0:00:52.629 Honestly well done, Hannah. 0:00:52.669 --> 0:00:54.709 Well a moment for Hannah. 0:00:54.869 --> 0:00:58.029 Pasta is a lazy girl's a go to. It's a staple. 0:00:58.669 --> 0:01:00.829 When I drained it in the sink, a few bigger 0:01:00.909 --> 0:01:04.509 chunks got stuck in the plug thing that stops food 0:01:05.149 --> 0:01:07.989 going down the drains. Sadian brackets. Don't know what it's called, 0:01:08.189 --> 0:01:11.829 too lazy Google, I know, yeah, it's just the drain plug. 0:01:11.949 --> 0:01:12.109 Yep. 0:01:12.269 --> 0:01:15.469 She said, I couldn't be bothered walking the five meters 0:01:15.469 --> 0:01:19.309 to the bin, so I washed them under the tie 0:01:19.749 --> 0:01:20.669 and chuck them in the ball. 0:01:21.069 --> 0:01:26.669 She hate them, Oh, just raw. She's a lazy girl. 0:01:26.829 --> 0:01:29.749 A raw past raw dog, that pasta, because okay, I 0:01:29.749 --> 0:01:32.149 have this all the time where I am doing the 0:01:32.229 --> 0:01:34.389 draining situation. Then they fall into the sink and I think, 0:01:34.669 --> 0:01:36.349 be honest, be honest, when was the last time you 0:01:36.389 --> 0:01:39.629 watched the sink? And I go, oh, sorry, I washed 0:01:39.629 --> 0:01:43.229 the sink recently because I bathed Matilda in it? All right, yep, 0:01:43.349 --> 0:01:46.389 Because I was like, I throw things, dirty things in 0:01:46.429 --> 0:01:48.749 the sink all the time. How dirty is my sink? 0:01:49.269 --> 0:01:51.509 But by then I've thrown that at the bowl. There's 0:01:51.549 --> 0:01:54.269 a thing you can get that I've seen on Facebook 0:01:54.309 --> 0:01:57.749 where it's like, if you've got like pasta, you pour 0:01:57.829 --> 0:02:00.189 it into this little plastic thing that's like over the 0:02:00.229 --> 0:02:02.349 sink and then you chuck that in the bin. But 0:02:02.429 --> 0:02:06.029 again it's the issue of actually chucking it in the bin. Yeah, 0:02:06.029 --> 0:02:07.669 you're not going to make it there. Then you've got 0:02:07.709 --> 0:02:10.749 food scraps everywhere. Oh I feel you, I feel you relatable. 0:02:13.829 --> 0:02:18.869 You are about to enter the canceled courtroom. The defendants 0:02:18.989 --> 0:02:26.709 are celebrities, The chargers are petty. The rulings are final. Claire. 0:02:27.229 --> 0:02:33.469 Today on trial is David Jude Hayworth law David David, 0:02:33.949 --> 0:02:36.629 known to friends. He does not look like a David 0:02:37.109 --> 0:02:40.629 known to friends aka us as Jude. 0:02:41.109 --> 0:02:46.149 My parents stupidly had this idea to name me and 0:02:46.189 --> 0:02:49.309 my sister after their best friends. My dad's best friend 0:02:49.349 --> 0:02:51.229 is David and my sister's best friend is Andrew. But 0:02:51.269 --> 0:02:53.349 they never called us those names. But no one's ever 0:02:53.429 --> 0:02:56.029 called me David. Everyone's called me Jude. But I get 0:02:56.109 --> 0:02:58.509 people always like, oh, you changed your name to Judee 0:02:58.549 --> 0:02:59.429 because you're an actor. 0:03:00.429 --> 0:03:03.509 Jude was born in nineteen seventy one in London to 0:03:03.589 --> 0:03:08.349 two school teachers and mate so far same Wilvel Wivel, 0:03:08.509 --> 0:03:11.549 we have a lot in common. Interest in performing began 0:03:11.589 --> 0:03:14.069 in childhood. He was cast in the Odd play, and 0:03:14.109 --> 0:03:16.389 then by seventeen he had dropped out of school to 0:03:16.469 --> 0:03:19.749 pursue the acting thing full time. Before he'd even been 0:03:19.789 --> 0:03:22.349 in a movie. He was nominated for Tony Award for 0:03:22.429 --> 0:03:24.949 his role in a Broadway play. We've said at once, 0:03:24.989 --> 0:03:27.469 we'll say it again. We think people who do theater 0:03:27.909 --> 0:03:32.629 are the capital R capital A. Real actors, Yeah yeah, yeah, 0:03:32.629 --> 0:03:38.429 why because they have to memorize their lives for a 0:03:38.469 --> 0:03:42.549 whole play. His real breakout role came in nineteen ninety nine. 0:03:43.069 --> 0:03:48.909 What movie was it? Claire not Alphie. That was next 0:03:49.869 --> 0:03:51.269 a talented mystery. 0:03:51.509 --> 0:03:53.309 Oh I was that, Dicky. 0:03:53.509 --> 0:03:56.909 I watched that again recently, partner better the second time. 0:03:56.949 --> 0:03:58.989 But oh, it's so because it had Matt Damon, it 0:03:59.029 --> 0:04:03.669 had Gwyneth Paltrow, brilliant, and he's just so convincing. Vicky 0:04:03.709 --> 0:04:10.789 Greenley's that it's Tom Tom Ripley West together. 0:04:11.669 --> 0:04:14.549 Okay, did we know. 0:04:14.549 --> 0:04:17.229 Each other from there? He did Cold Mountain There. 0:04:17.029 --> 0:04:19.069 Alive happened in an instant. 0:04:19.349 --> 0:04:20.829 I want to marry you, Alphie. 0:04:21.109 --> 0:04:24.269 Oh blimey, I'm so rude. I haven't introduced myself. 0:04:24.749 --> 0:04:29.349 I'm healthy, healthy, healthy, the holiday I have him brackets, outstanding, 0:04:29.709 --> 0:04:34.309 Sherlock Holmes, Contagion, a documentary Before It's Time, and a 0:04:34.309 --> 0:04:40.269 bunch of Fantastic Beasts. He did that movie with Natalie Portman. Closer, yep, 0:04:40.309 --> 0:04:44.229 he did Closer, Great dountrack just on Fantastic Beasts. Apparently 0:04:44.269 --> 0:04:46.469 it's grossed quite well. Do you know anyone who's ever 0:04:46.509 --> 0:04:47.789 watched a Fantastic Beast? 0:04:48.029 --> 0:04:48.189 Oh? 0:04:48.189 --> 0:04:50.869 No, Rory, your husband watches Fantastic Beasts. 0:04:50.989 --> 0:04:54.229 We've watched them together, and he's fine. 0:04:54.709 --> 0:04:59.029 Fine, it's not fine, It's okay, okay, because I think 0:04:59.029 --> 0:05:02.989 he plays Dumbledore. Yeah, yeah, I don't understand. Is it 0:05:03.029 --> 0:05:06.829 a prequel, Yes it is. No, I didn't enjoy them, 0:05:07.109 --> 0:05:09.189 I know I didn't. No, it's got any redmain in it, 0:05:09.229 --> 0:05:12.789 which made me think was going to be outstanding. I've 0:05:12.789 --> 0:05:14.469 seen two minutes of one and I went, oh, this 0:05:14.549 --> 0:05:17.469 isn't it. Yeah, no, it's not it. You're taking the 0:05:17.509 --> 0:05:21.749 Harry Potter universe and you're butchering just trying some bassin. 0:05:21.949 --> 0:05:22.229 Yeah. 0:05:22.389 --> 0:05:25.829 My structure for today is as follows a close family 0:05:25.909 --> 0:05:29.829 member accepting bribes from the press, the Sienna Miller nanny 0:05:29.909 --> 0:05:34.069 cheating scandal. Seven kids to four different women, no judgment, 0:05:34.189 --> 0:05:38.989 just facts and fecal centered perfume. The family member who 0:05:38.989 --> 0:05:42.109 accepted bribes, oh, this would be every member of our 0:05:42.109 --> 0:05:45.269 family if we were famous. Can you imagine you're twenty 0:05:45.349 --> 0:05:46.189 five bucks to leak? 0:05:46.829 --> 0:05:47.549 Oh yeah. 0:05:47.669 --> 0:05:51.269 Our uncle Ross would be like, I am there, give 0:05:51.309 --> 0:05:55.069 me five bucks. I'll give you childhood photos. I got them, 0:05:55.309 --> 0:05:59.149 I got them on my phone. Jude Law and Sienna 0:05:59.189 --> 0:06:02.469 Miller were famously victims of the News of the World scandal. 0:06:02.669 --> 0:06:05.149 We did a massive deep dive on this scandal in 0:06:05.189 --> 0:06:08.429 our episode on Rupert Murdoch, but basically it was a 0:06:08.509 --> 0:06:11.309 legal phone hacking that ended with News of the World, 0:06:11.389 --> 0:06:15.189 a newspaper, being closed down. In twenty fourteen, Jude Law 0:06:15.229 --> 0:06:17.629 gave testimony in the News of the World trial. 0:06:17.789 --> 0:06:20.309 Jude Law, the actor has arrived to go into the 0:06:20.309 --> 0:06:22.949 witness box at the phone hacking trial, which is being 0:06:22.989 --> 0:06:26.309 held at the Old Bailey, was greeted by a crowd 0:06:26.309 --> 0:06:27.789 of television cameras. 0:06:27.389 --> 0:06:29.949 And the lawyer was like, you're the first person in 0:06:29.989 --> 0:06:31.789 this case where I don't have to ask who you 0:06:31.829 --> 0:06:32.589 are or what you do. 0:06:33.029 --> 0:06:34.709 Oh, that's nice as you are healthy. 0:06:34.949 --> 0:06:37.589 You are Jude Law, beautiful man man who I want 0:06:37.629 --> 0:06:42.149 to kiss. Basically, he is giving testimony against editors of 0:06:42.229 --> 0:06:44.309 News of the World, and he's saying that the media 0:06:44.349 --> 0:06:47.789 would arrive at a location that he'd organized completely in secret, 0:06:47.869 --> 0:06:49.709 didn't make any sense that they'd know where he was. 0:06:49.829 --> 0:06:52.229 Jude Law told the court there seemed to be an 0:06:52.309 --> 0:06:55.709 unhealthy amount of information that meant they had access to 0:06:55.749 --> 0:06:57.509 my life and my whereabouts. 0:06:57.789 --> 0:07:00.989 And in the courtroom someone passes him a note with 0:07:01.029 --> 0:07:03.709 a name written on it of a person very close 0:07:03.749 --> 0:07:08.469 to him, an intimate direct family member who was being 0:07:08.509 --> 0:07:12.549 paid to leak against him. He was then asked when 0:07:12.589 --> 0:07:15.429 he first learned of this, and his voice cracked as 0:07:15.469 --> 0:07:17.869 he said today, he wasn't aware of that. 0:07:18.069 --> 0:07:19.109 Oh my god. 0:07:19.189 --> 0:07:22.909 So this immediate family member sold information to the tabloids 0:07:22.909 --> 0:07:25.469 in two thousand and five about an alleged affair that 0:07:25.549 --> 0:07:28.869 happened between his ex partner, Sianna Miller. Do you know 0:07:28.909 --> 0:07:30.309 who she allegedly had an affair with? 0:07:31.029 --> 0:07:31.509 Sienna? 0:07:31.789 --> 0:07:35.709 Sienna? In two thousand and five, No, had an alleged 0:07:35.709 --> 0:07:38.269 affair with Daniel Craig James Bonster. 0:07:40.589 --> 0:07:42.149 Oh wow, they'd. 0:07:41.989 --> 0:07:44.869 Been in Layer Cake together. It turns out that after 0:07:44.909 --> 0:07:48.829 the revelations in the paper, law confronted Craig, who was 0:07:48.869 --> 0:07:51.069 his coastar in a movie a few years before, and 0:07:51.109 --> 0:07:54.749 they had been friends for years and years. The lawyer 0:07:54.829 --> 0:07:57.429 is all like, so, did you tell Craig that he 0:07:57.509 --> 0:07:59.589 had to tell his current girlfriend about the affair because 0:07:59.629 --> 0:08:02.909 Craig had a girlfriend too, And it's like, yes, okay, 0:08:03.189 --> 0:08:06.309 love this line of questioning, is it directly relevant to 0:08:06.349 --> 0:08:08.749 the case against his boy? No? No, And a few 0:08:08.749 --> 0:08:13.349 things I'll say about this. Firstly, how do you expect anyone, 0:08:13.549 --> 0:08:16.789 even a close family member, to keep that kind of 0:08:16.949 --> 0:08:21.709 gossip to themselves. It's too exciting, it needs to be shared. 0:08:21.749 --> 0:08:24.589 And also, how do you expect a lawyer whose job 0:08:24.589 --> 0:08:26.709 it is to prosecute two editors of Views of the 0:08:26.709 --> 0:08:29.829 World not to also spend time in court, not to 0:08:29.829 --> 0:08:32.669 get sidetracked, not to get side and the judge. The 0:08:32.749 --> 0:08:37.069 judge says, look, is this about News of the World. Absolutely, 0:08:37.389 --> 0:08:41.109 But Jude Law, tell me about CNST. Were you upset, 0:08:41.509 --> 0:08:43.389 how did you react? Did you fight? And then you 0:08:43.389 --> 0:08:45.629 turn to News of the World and you say, I 0:08:45.629 --> 0:08:48.309 don't condone this, but do you have a voice recording 0:08:48.349 --> 0:08:50.589 of any of their fights so that I can hear 0:08:50.749 --> 0:08:51.389 for evidence? 0:08:51.709 --> 0:08:52.189 I reckon. 0:08:52.229 --> 0:08:57.029 The judge is like, I'm gonna subpoena Jude your text, 0:08:57.149 --> 0:08:59.429 Sienna's text, Daniel Greig's text. 0:08:59.189 --> 0:09:00.029 For all time. 0:09:01.029 --> 0:09:04.469 Yeah, And everyone's like, is that relevant to this case? Well? 0:09:04.629 --> 0:09:05.989 Who cheated on? Fucking who? 0:09:07.469 --> 0:09:09.909 And in what order? And may I say, News of 0:09:09.909 --> 0:09:14.269 the World, if you have the recording of Jude Law 0:09:14.389 --> 0:09:18.509 calling Daniel Craig to talk about the cheating with Sienna Miller, 0:09:18.829 --> 0:09:21.589 I'm gonna need that, yeah, personally, and I'm gonna let 0:09:21.589 --> 0:09:22.869 you off Scott free in return. 0:09:23.269 --> 0:09:24.069 Oh come on. 0:09:24.149 --> 0:09:28.029 Come on, let me listen, let me listen. So News 0:09:28.029 --> 0:09:31.189 of the World recorded a voice message that Miller left 0:09:31.189 --> 0:09:33.509 on Craig's phone, so they had hacked the phone, which 0:09:34.189 --> 0:09:36.549 four context. And the thing we talked about in our 0:09:36.789 --> 0:09:40.709 Riper Murdock episode is it was all about the fact 0:09:40.749 --> 0:09:43.349 that if you called somebody's phone, there was a pin 0:09:44.109 --> 0:09:47.229 to be let into their voice messages and you'd guess 0:09:47.269 --> 0:09:47.829 the pin. 0:09:48.109 --> 0:09:48.549 And that's why. 0:09:49.029 --> 0:09:52.189 So this was a voice message and Sienna Miller said, 0:09:52.229 --> 0:09:55.669 I'm out with Jude, I met some restaurant. I love you, 0:09:56.109 --> 0:09:59.029 and that was apparently evidence. But Miller said in court, 0:09:59.589 --> 0:10:02.109 I think the thing that is being slightly misconstrued about 0:10:02.109 --> 0:10:04.229 this voicemail message was that I said I love you, 0:10:04.589 --> 0:10:07.469 and that this was some incredibly important declaration of love. 0:10:07.829 --> 0:10:10.589 Since we became friends in two thousand and three, always 0:10:10.749 --> 0:10:12.709 ended my phone calls with I love you, as I 0:10:12.749 --> 0:10:15.269 did with all my friends and family. I actually believe 0:10:15.309 --> 0:10:17.229 that I'd say I love you to lots of people 0:10:17.229 --> 0:10:19.469 who I'm not having an affair with. Then she says 0:10:19.749 --> 0:10:22.629 whether or not I was in a relationship with Daniel Craig, 0:10:22.949 --> 0:10:24.909 it was not a relationship. It was a very brief 0:10:24.989 --> 0:10:27.469 encounter and he was my best friend me saying I 0:10:27.469 --> 0:10:30.429 love you. Whether anything romantic happened briefly or not, there 0:10:30.469 --> 0:10:35.189 was nothing significant, you had an affair, nothing not. Did 0:10:35.229 --> 0:10:36.909 you have an affair, yes or no? I don't care. 0:10:36.949 --> 0:10:41.189 If it was brief okay? Was it fleeting okay? With 0:10:41.309 --> 0:10:44.109 clearly fleeting what I'm hearing? What I am hearing. We 0:10:44.149 --> 0:10:46.589 had a lapse in judgment, yes, and there was a 0:10:46.669 --> 0:10:50.949 sexual rendezvous once twice, not over and over again. Did 0:10:50.949 --> 0:10:54.389 I love him as a friend? Did he pay scot 0:10:54.389 --> 0:10:56.429 Marga h yes, yes, yes. 0:10:56.589 --> 0:11:00.709 Have you seen Bond? Have you seen him Bond? The 0:11:00.829 --> 0:11:03.709 name's Bond, Gem's Bond. 0:11:09.669 --> 0:11:13.349 I mean, it's obviously horrendous what News of the World did, 0:11:14.349 --> 0:11:16.429 But they could have tapped more phones in this situation, 0:11:16.589 --> 0:11:19.069 I will say, because some of these calls to hear 0:11:19.109 --> 0:11:23.349 would have been border la mm hmm. But Claire, don't 0:11:23.389 --> 0:11:27.589 go thinking that law is a simple victim. No, no, no, no. 0:11:28.109 --> 0:11:30.869 You see, when this information came out about Miller's affair, 0:11:31.389 --> 0:11:34.429 apparently his publicist went and had a meeting with News 0:11:34.429 --> 0:11:38.229 of the World and asked them to backdate Sienna Miller's 0:11:38.229 --> 0:11:40.909 affair and make it look like it was earlier than 0:11:40.949 --> 0:11:43.829 it was, and please allow me to tell you why, 0:11:43.989 --> 0:11:49.789 oh my Jude Law and the many oh dirty dog. 0:11:49.909 --> 0:11:53.389 Oh well, well, Jude was busy with some naughtiness of 0:11:53.469 --> 0:11:58.869 his own. For some background, Jude and Sienna meet on 0:11:58.909 --> 0:12:00.989 the set of Alphie in two thousand and four, and 0:12:00.989 --> 0:12:03.989 then by Christmas they are engaged just so hot. They 0:12:04.069 --> 0:12:05.989 must have just been like looking at each other being like, 0:12:06.269 --> 0:12:08.989 we're so hot, You're so hot, I'm so hot together, 0:12:09.029 --> 0:12:15.109 We're hot red carpet photos. Oh, it's upsetting. A few 0:12:15.109 --> 0:12:18.589 months later, come the rumors. Remember we did a thing 0:12:18.629 --> 0:12:20.829 in high school where the teacher's got all the students. 0:12:20.869 --> 0:12:22.189 It was like a day and they were like, rumors 0:12:22.189 --> 0:12:23.789 are damaging, and I'm pretty sure we had to do 0:12:23.829 --> 0:12:26.349 like a liturgical dance to the damage. Yeah yeah, yeah, 0:12:26.389 --> 0:12:29.149 they are, But like rumors can also be fun, Yeah yeah, 0:12:29.189 --> 0:12:33.469 yeah yeah, and rumors can at times be true. By 0:12:33.509 --> 0:12:36.669 this stage, Law had three kids with his ex wife, 0:12:36.709 --> 0:12:40.949 and they had a lovely young nanny named Daisy. Okay, 0:12:41.069 --> 0:12:44.109 who is his ex wife, a woman named Sadie. She's 0:12:44.149 --> 0:12:47.909 an actress. I didn't recognize her. She'd been in something 0:12:47.949 --> 0:12:50.709 to do with the vampire. Things are going really well. 0:12:50.989 --> 0:12:53.469 He'd been shooting a movie in New Orleans and would 0:12:53.509 --> 0:12:55.349 often have the nanny come so that he could work 0:12:55.389 --> 0:12:58.309 and also see the kids. Then one night, his children 0:12:58.469 --> 0:13:01.709 are with their mum, Sadie, at a dinner party, and 0:13:01.749 --> 0:13:04.149 one of the children walks into this dinner party and 0:13:04.189 --> 0:13:07.429 announces that they caught their dad in bed with the nanny. 0:13:08.709 --> 0:13:16.109 That kid is everything. So Sadie, his ex wife, speaks 0:13:16.149 --> 0:13:20.069 to Daisy and is like, weird, they just said that 0:13:20.069 --> 0:13:23.269 they caught you in bed with Jude. And Daisy's like 0:13:23.389 --> 0:13:28.029 what and denies it. Then suddenly Jude law Sadie alike 0:13:28.349 --> 0:13:30.749 to the nanny, Oh, we don't need you next weekend, 0:13:31.269 --> 0:13:34.629 right or the one after that? And Daisy is like, 0:13:35.189 --> 0:13:36.629 how am I meant to have an affair with Jude 0:13:36.669 --> 0:13:38.869 Laura if I can't even see him? Yeah, that makes 0:13:38.909 --> 0:13:43.149 it tricky. Then the journalists start to call. They're like, Daisy, 0:13:43.149 --> 0:13:47.549 we've heard this rumor. And then Jude calls Daisy and 0:13:47.709 --> 0:13:49.709 is like, by the way, you're fired and you can't 0:13:49.709 --> 0:13:52.349 come anymore. You can't come, you're not the nanny anymore. 0:13:52.589 --> 0:13:54.829 My wife is pissed off ever since I had an 0:13:54.869 --> 0:13:57.069 affair with you, And Daisy is all like I've lost 0:13:57.069 --> 0:13:59.469 my job, I've lost my boyfriend. I think old it 0:13:59.469 --> 0:14:03.389 would tell all interview love. So would you like to 0:14:03.469 --> 0:14:05.749 know the dirtiest details. 0:14:05.829 --> 0:14:07.589 Oh my gosh, I don't know. 0:14:08.949 --> 0:14:12.429 Because you won't believe it. The Daisy kept a diary. 0:14:12.509 --> 0:14:15.869 Dear diary. I'm sorry, syell men. 0:14:17.909 --> 0:14:21.309 Just a note on diaries. Who keeps a diary? I'll 0:14:21.349 --> 0:14:25.909 tell you who not lazy girls, adulterers and murderers. And 0:14:25.949 --> 0:14:28.469 if there's one piece of advice I'd give you, don't 0:14:28.509 --> 0:14:30.149 keep a diary if you're doing those things. 0:14:30.709 --> 0:14:31.469 It's a record. 0:14:32.429 --> 0:14:34.509 Miller had gone back to London for a place she 0:14:34.629 --> 0:14:38.629 was in and Lauren Daisy went to a BA or something. 0:14:38.989 --> 0:14:41.589 This is all according to Daisy, so like not verified, 0:14:41.669 --> 0:14:44.309 but you know, she kept dies and they talk and 0:14:44.349 --> 0:14:46.869 they have wine, and then at three am, he says, 0:14:47.029 --> 0:14:49.309 it's a big house. If you get lonely, let me know. 0:14:49.949 --> 0:14:52.229 And she turns around she was going to go to bed, 0:14:52.229 --> 0:14:53.789 and then she turns around they start kissing. 0:14:54.549 --> 0:14:55.389 This is quote. 0:14:55.669 --> 0:14:57.829 The next thing I know, we are dragging each other 0:14:57.989 --> 0:15:01.389 upstairs to his bedroom, kissing, and then in the bedroom, 0:15:01.669 --> 0:15:04.789 ripping off each other's clothes. We threw ourselves onto the 0:15:04.789 --> 0:15:07.909 giant bed. I wanted him so much we kicked off 0:15:07.909 --> 0:15:12.949 our underwear. It was mind blowing, rampant sex, amazing, wonderful. 0:15:13.389 --> 0:15:15.069 He's married. 0:15:15.749 --> 0:15:18.229 He actually wasn't. He was only engaged. Oh okay, Oh, 0:15:18.589 --> 0:15:21.389 he had just finalized his divorce from Sadie, which meant 0:15:21.429 --> 0:15:23.949 that he could now marry Sienna. But they're engaged. But 0:15:23.989 --> 0:15:27.949 then at dawn, after three rounds of sex, Jude's son 0:15:28.069 --> 0:15:31.149 comes in and is like, Daddy, Daddy, I'm having a 0:15:31.189 --> 0:15:34.149 bad dream. Oh no, and Jude is like, it's okay, 0:15:34.309 --> 0:15:36.549 go back to bed. I wonder if the bad dream, 0:15:36.589 --> 0:15:39.829 you know, when you're half asleep and the noises around 0:15:39.909 --> 0:15:43.029 you get way. I wonder if there were like groans 0:15:43.029 --> 0:15:44.949 and I had a dream that I was in the 0:15:45.029 --> 0:15:49.029 jungle and no, that was just daddy. No, I'm thinking, 0:15:49.029 --> 0:15:50.829 did you have a bad dream that Daddy's having sex 0:15:50.829 --> 0:15:55.069 with the You can't believe it? Yeah, Daisy told the 0:15:55.109 --> 0:15:59.269 Mirror it was amazing. Jude was a masterful lover who 0:15:59.309 --> 0:16:02.109 made my whole body tingle mate. You don't need to 0:16:02.149 --> 0:16:05.869 share that. They had sex again on multiple trips, once 0:16:05.909 --> 0:16:09.029 on a pool table, once after she heard him arguing 0:16:09.109 --> 0:16:11.749 on the phone with Miller, and once she asked him 0:16:11.789 --> 0:16:14.989 how he felt about Sienna Miller, he said, she is 0:16:15.149 --> 0:16:17.469 very dear to me, but it's hard. I don't make 0:16:17.509 --> 0:16:20.909 a habit of this talking about the affair. Oh good 0:16:20.949 --> 0:16:23.669 on you. So Daisy says she went to the press 0:16:23.709 --> 0:16:26.029 because she was upset that Jude didn't fight for her 0:16:26.109 --> 0:16:29.269 when she got sacked. And it's like, I mean this lovingly. 0:16:29.789 --> 0:16:34.629 What did you expect Sadie to do? Sadie the ex wife? Yeah? 0:16:34.749 --> 0:16:37.349 What she going to do? Oh? The nanny's excuse me 0:16:37.429 --> 0:16:39.549 being with Juwe I am going to put my flag 0:16:39.589 --> 0:16:42.589 in the ground my ex husband's mistress. Yeah, I'm going 0:16:42.669 --> 0:16:47.109 to stop everything and really advocate for her right to employment. 0:16:48.629 --> 0:16:51.509 Miller might have learned about all of this from a headline, 0:16:51.549 --> 0:16:54.029 and then a few days later, Law came out and 0:16:54.069 --> 0:16:57.109 issued a public apology that read, following the reports in 0:16:57.149 --> 0:17:00.269 today's papers, I just want to say I'm deeply ashamed 0:17:00.269 --> 0:17:02.789 and upset that I've hurt Sienna and the people most 0:17:02.829 --> 0:17:06.429 close to us, Jude said, I want to publicly apologize 0:17:06.429 --> 0:17:09.509 to Sienna and our respective family is for the pain 0:17:09.509 --> 0:17:12.029 that I have called. They were then off and on 0:17:12.109 --> 0:17:13.629 again for a bit, which is. I think when the 0:17:13.709 --> 0:17:16.629 Daniel Craig thing happened. Then they got back together a 0:17:16.629 --> 0:17:20.069 few years later, but then they broke up ultimately again. 0:17:20.509 --> 0:17:24.949 Oh no, seven kids to four different women. I'm not 0:17:24.989 --> 0:17:28.469 saying Jude Law is Nick Cannon yasher Man, Nick Cannon 0:17:28.509 --> 0:17:31.269 aka mister Controversial, but I am saying he's more than 0:17:31.309 --> 0:17:35.069 halfway there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, which again, that really expressive. 0:17:35.469 --> 0:17:37.469 Did you know jud Law had seven kids? 0:17:37.829 --> 0:17:40.309 No Ah, I knew he had a lot. 0:17:40.669 --> 0:17:42.469 I hadn't thought about it enough, and I quite like 0:17:42.549 --> 0:17:46.989 doing this research. Jude's eldest, Rath, is twenty seven years old, 0:17:47.269 --> 0:17:49.589 and he's the eldest of three kids between Jude and 0:17:49.629 --> 0:17:53.109 Sadie Frost. They also have Iris and Rudy. Then, in 0:17:53.149 --> 0:17:55.429 two thousand and nine, he had a baby with models 0:17:55.429 --> 0:17:58.789 Fromantha Burke. Her name is Sophia. Then he had Aida 0:17:59.029 --> 0:18:02.189 with a woman named Katherine in twenty fifteen. Aida was 0:18:02.189 --> 0:18:04.989 born after they had already split up. Then, it's understood 0:18:04.989 --> 0:18:07.749 he has two children with his current wife, Philip Haakone, 0:18:07.869 --> 0:18:11.389 who he married in twenty nineteen. Private have not released 0:18:11.389 --> 0:18:13.629 the sex or birth dates of either of them. It's 0:18:13.669 --> 0:18:16.069 understood that the youngest was born in twenty twenty three, 0:18:16.509 --> 0:18:18.389 so that means as a twenty seven year age gap 0:18:18.429 --> 0:18:22.349 Betweeny's eldest and he's youngest. There's some beautiful baby names 0:18:22.349 --> 0:18:25.989 in there. Thanks for the inspo. He does have beautiful 0:18:26.029 --> 0:18:28.789 baby names. I like Jude too. I like Dude, but 0:18:28.829 --> 0:18:31.829 his name's David. Yeah. What I will say is from 0:18:31.869 --> 0:18:35.749 my reading, he seems like a good dad. He actually 0:18:35.749 --> 0:18:37.549 does seem like a good dad. He seems like he 0:18:37.589 --> 0:18:42.389 really loves kids. Okay, the nanny was not his finest moment, 0:18:43.269 --> 0:18:46.189 but he's involved. Here's the question. Do you think that 0:18:46.229 --> 0:18:48.749 Sadie Frost seems like a good mum? Yeah? Absolutely think 0:18:48.789 --> 0:18:51.029 Sadie f Well, why didn't you say that? Because she's 0:18:51.069 --> 0:18:55.149 not a child, She's not a child. Do you think 0:18:55.149 --> 0:18:57.549 he's a good dad the way he talks about his 0:18:57.669 --> 0:19:00.629 kids very lovingly? And what does he say so when 0:19:00.629 --> 0:19:02.509 he had his kids, because he had the first three 0:19:02.589 --> 0:19:05.029 quite young, and he's like, yeah, I used to be 0:19:05.029 --> 0:19:07.029 able to sleep in, he used to have more freedom, 0:19:07.309 --> 0:19:10.389 but I love it. I love getting up early looking 0:19:10.469 --> 0:19:13.309 after those kids. He's often pictured. He takes them out 0:19:13.349 --> 0:19:16.269 a lot. He's got very good relationships with his eldest kids. 0:19:16.669 --> 0:19:19.549 He's clearly learned a lot about the Spotlight, which is 0:19:19.669 --> 0:19:22.829 why with his new wife they have a lot of privacy. 0:19:23.429 --> 0:19:25.709 And this sounds weird, right, But with Katherine Harding, they've 0:19:25.709 --> 0:19:28.549 only been dating for like seven months or something, and 0:19:28.589 --> 0:19:31.389 then she fell pregnant and then they broke up, and 0:19:31.789 --> 0:19:33.709 Katherine Harding has gone on the record and been like, 0:19:33.829 --> 0:19:37.909 he's amazing. He's an amazing now to their little one. Okay, great? 0:19:39.069 --> 0:19:40.389 Is it the bare minimum? 0:19:40.709 --> 0:19:40.949 Yes? 0:19:40.989 --> 0:19:43.589 But I'm comparing him to Nick Cannon. Okay, yeah, compared 0:19:43.589 --> 0:19:45.029 to Nick Cannon, Father of the Year. 0:19:45.349 --> 0:19:45.709 Correct. 0:19:46.309 --> 0:19:51.669 Lastly, fecal centered perfume. I no speaking at the twenty 0:19:51.709 --> 0:19:55.029 twenty three Cahn Film Festival about his role as Henry 0:19:55.069 --> 0:19:57.749 the Eighth in his upcoming film Firebrand. 0:19:57.909 --> 0:20:01.229 She was the sixth wife of the vengeful king Henry 0:20:01.309 --> 0:20:06.829 the eight and won't be a patron to heretics. You 0:20:06.869 --> 0:20:10.709 will kill me that he did my mother, wives who 0:20:10.749 --> 0:20:13.389 came before her all met untimely ends. 0:20:18.909 --> 0:20:20.949 I really want to say that I'd like to see 0:20:20.989 --> 0:20:25.389 that I love I love movies about historical figures such 0:20:25.429 --> 0:20:29.109 as Elizabeth with k Kate lunchet Law said he had 0:20:29.109 --> 0:20:32.789 a special perfume made to really get into character. Lovely idea. 0:20:33.349 --> 0:20:37.509 He said. It smells of blood, fecal matter, and sweat 0:20:38.309 --> 0:20:41.589 to resemble the smell of the King's rotting leg in 0:20:41.589 --> 0:20:42.469 his final days. 0:20:42.629 --> 0:20:44.829 Your perfume is delightful. 0:20:45.069 --> 0:20:47.189 This is a quote from Jude law. I've read several 0:20:47.229 --> 0:20:51.229 interesting accounts that you could smell Henry three rooms away. 0:20:51.749 --> 0:20:54.509 His leg was rotting so badly he hid it with 0:20:54.669 --> 0:20:57.829 rose oil. I thought it would have a great impact 0:20:58.109 --> 0:21:02.109 if I smelled awful. He got this perfumer to make it, 0:21:02.429 --> 0:21:04.869 and at first he used it quite sparingly, and then 0:21:04.909 --> 0:21:07.949 he just went all out over the top. The director said. 0:21:08.349 --> 0:21:11.909 When Jude walked in on set, it was just horrible. 0:21:12.309 --> 0:21:15.549 Oh what do you think of that? Okay, a few things. Yeah, 0:21:15.589 --> 0:21:19.149