1 00:00:11,189 --> 00:00:16,029 Speaker 1: You're listening to a MoMA Mia podcast. Mama Maya acknowledges 2 00:00:16,069 --> 00:00:19,269 Speaker 1: the traditional owners of land and waters that this podcast 3 00:00:19,349 --> 00:00:32,069 Speaker 1: is recorded on Hello and welcome to canceled the podcast 4 00:00:32,109 --> 00:00:35,629 Speaker 1: that looks at silly celebrity crimes and assigns charges and 5 00:00:35,669 --> 00:00:37,789 Speaker 1: sentences to them so that we can all move on 6 00:00:37,869 --> 00:00:40,709 Speaker 1: with our lives. I'm Jesse Stevens and I'm joined by 7 00:00:40,909 --> 00:00:43,869 Speaker 1: Claire Stephens and Claire do you have a lazy girl 8 00:00:43,909 --> 00:00:45,029 Speaker 1: sorry for us today? 9 00:00:45,149 --> 00:00:46,389 Speaker 2: Absolutely, Jesse. 10 00:00:46,549 --> 00:00:49,709 Speaker 1: This is from Hannah shed Hey, guys, last night I 11 00:00:49,789 --> 00:00:50,349 Speaker 1: made pasta. 12 00:00:50,669 --> 00:00:52,629 Speaker 2: Honestly well done, Hannah. 13 00:00:52,669 --> 00:00:54,709 Speaker 1: Well a moment for Hannah. 14 00:00:54,869 --> 00:00:58,029 Speaker 2: Pasta is a lazy girl's a go to. It's a staple. 15 00:00:58,669 --> 00:01:00,829 Speaker 1: When I drained it in the sink, a few bigger 16 00:01:00,909 --> 00:01:04,509 Speaker 1: chunks got stuck in the plug thing that stops food 17 00:01:05,149 --> 00:01:07,989 Speaker 1: going down the drains. Sadian brackets. Don't know what it's called, 18 00:01:08,189 --> 00:01:11,829 Speaker 1: too lazy Google, I know, yeah, it's just the drain plug. 19 00:01:11,949 --> 00:01:12,109 Speaker 3: Yep. 20 00:01:12,269 --> 00:01:15,469 Speaker 1: She said, I couldn't be bothered walking the five meters 21 00:01:15,469 --> 00:01:19,309 Speaker 1: to the bin, so I washed them under the tie 22 00:01:19,749 --> 00:01:20,669 Speaker 1: and chuck them in the ball. 23 00:01:21,069 --> 00:01:26,669 Speaker 2: She hate them, Oh, just raw. She's a lazy girl. 24 00:01:26,829 --> 00:01:29,749 Speaker 1: A raw past raw dog, that pasta, because okay, I 25 00:01:29,749 --> 00:01:32,149 Speaker 1: have this all the time where I am doing the 26 00:01:32,229 --> 00:01:34,389 Speaker 1: draining situation. Then they fall into the sink and I think, 27 00:01:34,669 --> 00:01:36,349 Speaker 1: be honest, be honest, when was the last time you 28 00:01:36,389 --> 00:01:39,629 Speaker 1: watched the sink? And I go, oh, sorry, I washed 29 00:01:39,629 --> 00:01:43,229 Speaker 1: the sink recently because I bathed Matilda in it? All right, yep, 30 00:01:43,349 --> 00:01:46,389 Speaker 1: Because I was like, I throw things, dirty things in 31 00:01:46,429 --> 00:01:48,749 Speaker 1: the sink all the time. How dirty is my sink? 32 00:01:49,269 --> 00:01:51,509 Speaker 1: But by then I've thrown that at the bowl. There's 33 00:01:51,549 --> 00:01:54,269 Speaker 1: a thing you can get that I've seen on Facebook 34 00:01:54,309 --> 00:01:57,749 Speaker 1: where it's like, if you've got like pasta, you pour 35 00:01:57,829 --> 00:02:00,189 Speaker 1: it into this little plastic thing that's like over the 36 00:02:00,229 --> 00:02:02,349 Speaker 1: sink and then you chuck that in the bin. But 37 00:02:02,429 --> 00:02:06,029 Speaker 1: again it's the issue of actually chucking it in the bin. Yeah, 38 00:02:06,029 --> 00:02:07,669 Speaker 1: you're not going to make it there. Then you've got 39 00:02:07,709 --> 00:02:10,749 Speaker 1: food scraps everywhere. Oh I feel you, I feel you relatable. 40 00:02:13,829 --> 00:02:18,869 Speaker 1: You are about to enter the canceled courtroom. The defendants 41 00:02:18,989 --> 00:02:26,709 Speaker 1: are celebrities, The chargers are petty. The rulings are final. Claire. 42 00:02:27,229 --> 00:02:33,469 Speaker 1: Today on trial is David Jude Hayworth law David David, 43 00:02:33,949 --> 00:02:36,629 Speaker 1: known to friends. He does not look like a David 44 00:02:37,109 --> 00:02:40,629 Speaker 1: known to friends aka us as Jude. 45 00:02:41,109 --> 00:02:46,149 Speaker 3: My parents stupidly had this idea to name me and 46 00:02:46,189 --> 00:02:49,309 Speaker 3: my sister after their best friends. My dad's best friend 47 00:02:49,349 --> 00:02:51,229 Speaker 3: is David and my sister's best friend is Andrew. But 48 00:02:51,269 --> 00:02:53,349 Speaker 3: they never called us those names. But no one's ever 49 00:02:53,429 --> 00:02:56,029 Speaker 3: called me David. Everyone's called me Jude. But I get 50 00:02:56,109 --> 00:02:58,509 Speaker 3: people always like, oh, you changed your name to Judee 51 00:02:58,549 --> 00:02:59,429 Speaker 3: because you're an actor. 52 00:03:00,429 --> 00:03:03,509 Speaker 1: Jude was born in nineteen seventy one in London to 53 00:03:03,589 --> 00:03:08,349 Speaker 1: two school teachers and mate so far same Wilvel Wivel, 54 00:03:08,509 --> 00:03:11,549 Speaker 1: we have a lot in common. Interest in performing began 55 00:03:11,589 --> 00:03:14,069 Speaker 1: in childhood. He was cast in the Odd play, and 56 00:03:14,109 --> 00:03:16,389 Speaker 1: then by seventeen he had dropped out of school to 57 00:03:16,469 --> 00:03:19,749 Speaker 1: pursue the acting thing full time. Before he'd even been 58 00:03:19,789 --> 00:03:22,349 Speaker 1: in a movie. He was nominated for Tony Award for 59 00:03:22,429 --> 00:03:24,949 Speaker 1: his role in a Broadway play. We've said at once, 60 00:03:24,989 --> 00:03:27,469 Speaker 1: we'll say it again. We think people who do theater 61 00:03:27,909 --> 00:03:32,629 Speaker 1: are the capital R capital A. Real actors, Yeah yeah, yeah, 62 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:38,429 Speaker 1: why because they have to memorize their lives for a 63 00:03:38,469 --> 00:03:42,549 Speaker 1: whole play. His real breakout role came in nineteen ninety nine. 64 00:03:43,069 --> 00:03:48,909 Speaker 1: What movie was it? Claire not Alphie. That was next 65 00:03:49,869 --> 00:03:51,269 Speaker 1: a talented mystery. 66 00:03:51,509 --> 00:03:53,309 Speaker 2: Oh I was that, Dicky. 67 00:03:53,509 --> 00:03:56,909 Speaker 1: I watched that again recently, partner better the second time. 68 00:03:56,949 --> 00:03:58,989 Speaker 1: But oh, it's so because it had Matt Damon, it 69 00:03:59,029 --> 00:04:03,669 Speaker 1: had Gwyneth Paltrow, brilliant, and he's just so convincing. Vicky 70 00:04:03,709 --> 00:04:10,789 Speaker 1: Greenley's that it's Tom Tom Ripley West together. 71 00:04:11,669 --> 00:04:14,549 Speaker 3: Okay, did we know. 72 00:04:14,549 --> 00:04:17,229 Speaker 1: Each other from there? He did Cold Mountain There. 73 00:04:17,029 --> 00:04:19,069 Speaker 2: Alive happened in an instant. 74 00:04:19,349 --> 00:04:20,829 Speaker 1: I want to marry you, Alphie. 75 00:04:21,109 --> 00:04:24,269 Speaker 3: Oh blimey, I'm so rude. I haven't introduced myself. 76 00:04:24,749 --> 00:04:29,349 Speaker 1: I'm healthy, healthy, healthy, the holiday I have him brackets, outstanding, 77 00:04:29,709 --> 00:04:34,309 Speaker 1: Sherlock Holmes, Contagion, a documentary Before It's Time, and a 78 00:04:34,309 --> 00:04:40,269 Speaker 1: bunch of Fantastic Beasts. He did that movie with Natalie Portman. Closer, yep, 79 00:04:40,309 --> 00:04:44,229 Speaker 1: he did Closer, Great dountrack just on Fantastic Beasts. Apparently 80 00:04:44,269 --> 00:04:46,469 Speaker 1: it's grossed quite well. Do you know anyone who's ever 81 00:04:46,509 --> 00:04:47,789 Speaker 1: watched a Fantastic Beast? 82 00:04:48,029 --> 00:04:48,189 Speaker 3: Oh? 83 00:04:48,189 --> 00:04:50,869 Speaker 1: No, Rory, your husband watches Fantastic Beasts. 84 00:04:50,989 --> 00:04:54,229 Speaker 2: We've watched them together, and he's fine. 85 00:04:54,709 --> 00:04:59,029 Speaker 1: Fine, it's not fine, It's okay, okay, because I think 86 00:04:59,029 --> 00:05:02,989 Speaker 1: he plays Dumbledore. Yeah, yeah, I don't understand. Is it 87 00:05:03,029 --> 00:05:06,829 Speaker 1: a prequel, Yes it is. No, I didn't enjoy them, 88 00:05:07,109 --> 00:05:09,189 Speaker 1: I know I didn't. No, it's got any redmain in it, 89 00:05:09,229 --> 00:05:12,789 Speaker 1: which made me think was going to be outstanding. I've 90 00:05:12,789 --> 00:05:14,469 Speaker 1: seen two minutes of one and I went, oh, this 91 00:05:14,549 --> 00:05:17,469 Speaker 1: isn't it. Yeah, no, it's not it. You're taking the 92 00:05:17,509 --> 00:05:21,749 Speaker 1: Harry Potter universe and you're butchering just trying some bassin. 93 00:05:21,949 --> 00:05:22,229 Speaker 2: Yeah. 94 00:05:22,389 --> 00:05:25,829 Speaker 1: My structure for today is as follows a close family 95 00:05:25,909 --> 00:05:29,829 Speaker 1: member accepting bribes from the press, the Sienna Miller nanny 96 00:05:29,909 --> 00:05:34,069 Speaker 1: cheating scandal. Seven kids to four different women, no judgment, 97 00:05:34,189 --> 00:05:38,989 Speaker 1: just facts and fecal centered perfume. The family member who 98 00:05:38,989 --> 00:05:42,109 Speaker 1: accepted bribes, oh, this would be every member of our 99 00:05:42,109 --> 00:05:45,269 Speaker 1: family if we were famous. Can you imagine you're twenty 100 00:05:45,349 --> 00:05:46,189 Speaker 1: five bucks to leak? 101 00:05:46,829 --> 00:05:47,549 Speaker 2: Oh yeah. 102 00:05:47,669 --> 00:05:51,269 Speaker 1: Our uncle Ross would be like, I am there, give 103 00:05:51,309 --> 00:05:55,069 Speaker 1: me five bucks. I'll give you childhood photos. I got them, 104 00:05:55,309 --> 00:05:59,149 Speaker 1: I got them on my phone. Jude Law and Sienna 105 00:05:59,189 --> 00:06:02,469 Speaker 1: Miller were famously victims of the News of the World scandal. 106 00:06:02,669 --> 00:06:05,149 Speaker 1: We did a massive deep dive on this scandal in 107 00:06:05,189 --> 00:06:08,429 Speaker 1: our episode on Rupert Murdoch, but basically it was a 108 00:06:08,509 --> 00:06:11,309 Speaker 1: legal phone hacking that ended with News of the World, 109 00:06:11,389 --> 00:06:15,189 Speaker 1: a newspaper, being closed down. In twenty fourteen, Jude Law 110 00:06:15,229 --> 00:06:17,629 Speaker 1: gave testimony in the News of the World trial. 111 00:06:17,789 --> 00:06:20,309 Speaker 3: Jude Law, the actor has arrived to go into the 112 00:06:20,309 --> 00:06:22,949 Speaker 3: witness box at the phone hacking trial, which is being 113 00:06:22,989 --> 00:06:26,309 Speaker 3: held at the Old Bailey, was greeted by a crowd 114 00:06:26,309 --> 00:06:27,789 Speaker 3: of television cameras. 115 00:06:27,389 --> 00:06:29,949 Speaker 1: And the lawyer was like, you're the first person in 116 00:06:29,989 --> 00:06:31,789 Speaker 1: this case where I don't have to ask who you 117 00:06:31,829 --> 00:06:32,589 Speaker 1: are or what you do. 118 00:06:33,029 --> 00:06:34,709 Speaker 2: Oh, that's nice as you are healthy. 119 00:06:34,949 --> 00:06:37,589 Speaker 1: You are Jude Law, beautiful man man who I want 120 00:06:37,629 --> 00:06:42,149 Speaker 1: to kiss. Basically, he is giving testimony against editors of 121 00:06:42,229 --> 00:06:44,309 Speaker 1: News of the World, and he's saying that the media 122 00:06:44,349 --> 00:06:47,789 Speaker 1: would arrive at a location that he'd organized completely in secret, 123 00:06:47,869 --> 00:06:49,709 Speaker 1: didn't make any sense that they'd know where he was. 124 00:06:49,829 --> 00:06:52,229 Speaker 3: Jude Law told the court there seemed to be an 125 00:06:52,309 --> 00:06:55,709 Speaker 3: unhealthy amount of information that meant they had access to 126 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:57,509 Speaker 3: my life and my whereabouts. 127 00:06:57,789 --> 00:07:00,989 Speaker 1: And in the courtroom someone passes him a note with 128 00:07:01,029 --> 00:07:03,709 Speaker 1: a name written on it of a person very close 129 00:07:03,749 --> 00:07:08,469 Speaker 1: to him, an intimate direct family member who was being 130 00:07:08,509 --> 00:07:12,549 Speaker 1: paid to leak against him. He was then asked when 131 00:07:12,589 --> 00:07:15,429 Speaker 1: he first learned of this, and his voice cracked as 132 00:07:15,469 --> 00:07:17,869 Speaker 1: he said today, he wasn't aware of that. 133 00:07:18,069 --> 00:07:19,109 Speaker 2: Oh my god. 134 00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:22,909 Speaker 1: So this immediate family member sold information to the tabloids 135 00:07:22,909 --> 00:07:25,469 Speaker 1: in two thousand and five about an alleged affair that 136 00:07:25,549 --> 00:07:28,869 Speaker 1: happened between his ex partner, Sianna Miller. Do you know 137 00:07:28,909 --> 00:07:30,309 Speaker 1: who she allegedly had an affair with? 138 00:07:31,029 --> 00:07:31,509 Speaker 2: Sienna? 139 00:07:31,789 --> 00:07:35,709 Speaker 1: Sienna? In two thousand and five, No, had an alleged 140 00:07:35,709 --> 00:07:38,269 Speaker 1: affair with Daniel Craig James Bonster. 141 00:07:40,589 --> 00:07:42,149 Speaker 2: Oh wow, they'd. 142 00:07:41,989 --> 00:07:44,869 Speaker 1: Been in Layer Cake together. It turns out that after 143 00:07:44,909 --> 00:07:48,829 Speaker 1: the revelations in the paper, law confronted Craig, who was 144 00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:51,069 Speaker 1: his coastar in a movie a few years before, and 145 00:07:51,109 --> 00:07:54,749 Speaker 1: they had been friends for years and years. The lawyer 146 00:07:54,829 --> 00:07:57,429 Speaker 1: is all like, so, did you tell Craig that he 147 00:07:57,509 --> 00:07:59,589 Speaker 1: had to tell his current girlfriend about the affair because 148 00:07:59,629 --> 00:08:02,909 Speaker 1: Craig had a girlfriend too, And it's like, yes, okay, 149 00:08:03,189 --> 00:08:06,309 Speaker 1: love this line of questioning, is it directly relevant to 150 00:08:06,349 --> 00:08:08,749 Speaker 1: the case against his boy? No? No, And a few 151 00:08:08,749 --> 00:08:13,349 Speaker 1: things I'll say about this. Firstly, how do you expect anyone, 152 00:08:13,549 --> 00:08:16,789 Speaker 1: even a close family member, to keep that kind of 153 00:08:16,949 --> 00:08:21,709 Speaker 1: gossip to themselves. It's too exciting, it needs to be shared. 154 00:08:21,749 --> 00:08:24,589 Speaker 1: And also, how do you expect a lawyer whose job 155 00:08:24,589 --> 00:08:26,709 Speaker 1: it is to prosecute two editors of Views of the 156 00:08:26,709 --> 00:08:29,829 Speaker 1: World not to also spend time in court, not to 157 00:08:29,829 --> 00:08:32,669 Speaker 1: get sidetracked, not to get side and the judge. The 158 00:08:32,749 --> 00:08:37,069 Speaker 1: judge says, look, is this about News of the World. Absolutely, 159 00:08:37,389 --> 00:08:41,109 Speaker 1: But Jude Law, tell me about CNST. Were you upset, 160 00:08:41,509 --> 00:08:43,389 Speaker 1: how did you react? Did you fight? And then you 161 00:08:43,389 --> 00:08:45,629 Speaker 1: turn to News of the World and you say, I 162 00:08:45,629 --> 00:08:48,309 Speaker 1: don't condone this, but do you have a voice recording 163 00:08:48,349 --> 00:08:50,589 Speaker 1: of any of their fights so that I can hear 164 00:08:50,749 --> 00:08:51,389 Speaker 1: for evidence? 165 00:08:51,709 --> 00:08:52,189 Speaker 2: I reckon. 166 00:08:52,229 --> 00:08:57,029 Speaker 1: The judge is like, I'm gonna subpoena Jude your text, 167 00:08:57,149 --> 00:08:59,429 Speaker 1: Sienna's text, Daniel Greig's text. 168 00:08:59,189 --> 00:09:00,029 Speaker 2: For all time. 169 00:09:01,029 --> 00:09:04,469 Speaker 1: Yeah, And everyone's like, is that relevant to this case? Well? 170 00:09:04,629 --> 00:09:05,989 Speaker 2: Who cheated on? Fucking who? 171 00:09:07,469 --> 00:09:09,909 Speaker 1: And in what order? And may I say, News of 172 00:09:09,909 --> 00:09:14,269 Speaker 1: the World, if you have the recording of Jude Law 173 00:09:14,389 --> 00:09:18,509 Speaker 1: calling Daniel Craig to talk about the cheating with Sienna Miller, 174 00:09:18,829 --> 00:09:21,589 Speaker 1: I'm gonna need that, yeah, personally, and I'm gonna let 175 00:09:21,589 --> 00:09:22,869 Speaker 1: you off Scott free in return. 176 00:09:23,269 --> 00:09:24,069 Speaker 2: Oh come on. 177 00:09:24,149 --> 00:09:28,029 Speaker 1: Come on, let me listen, let me listen. So News 178 00:09:28,029 --> 00:09:31,189 Speaker 1: of the World recorded a voice message that Miller left 179 00:09:31,189 --> 00:09:33,509 Speaker 1: on Craig's phone, so they had hacked the phone, which 180 00:09:34,189 --> 00:09:36,549 Speaker 1: four context. And the thing we talked about in our 181 00:09:36,789 --> 00:09:40,709 Speaker 1: Riper Murdock episode is it was all about the fact 182 00:09:40,749 --> 00:09:43,349 Speaker 1: that if you called somebody's phone, there was a pin 183 00:09:44,109 --> 00:09:47,229 Speaker 1: to be let into their voice messages and you'd guess 184 00:09:47,269 --> 00:09:47,829 Speaker 1: the pin. 185 00:09:48,109 --> 00:09:48,549 Speaker 2: And that's why. 186 00:09:49,029 --> 00:09:52,189 Speaker 1: So this was a voice message and Sienna Miller said, 187 00:09:52,229 --> 00:09:55,669 Speaker 1: I'm out with Jude, I met some restaurant. I love you, 188 00:09:56,109 --> 00:09:59,029 Speaker 1: and that was apparently evidence. But Miller said in court, 189 00:09:59,589 --> 00:10:02,109 Speaker 1: I think the thing that is being slightly misconstrued about 190 00:10:02,109 --> 00:10:04,229 Speaker 1: this voicemail message was that I said I love you, 191 00:10:04,589 --> 00:10:07,469 Speaker 1: and that this was some incredibly important declaration of love. 192 00:10:07,829 --> 00:10:10,589 Speaker 1: Since we became friends in two thousand and three, always 193 00:10:10,749 --> 00:10:12,709 Speaker 1: ended my phone calls with I love you, as I 194 00:10:12,749 --> 00:10:15,269 Speaker 1: did with all my friends and family. I actually believe 195 00:10:15,309 --> 00:10:17,229 Speaker 1: that I'd say I love you to lots of people 196 00:10:17,229 --> 00:10:19,469 Speaker 1: who I'm not having an affair with. Then she says 197 00:10:19,749 --> 00:10:22,629 Speaker 1: whether or not I was in a relationship with Daniel Craig, 198 00:10:22,949 --> 00:10:24,909 Speaker 1: it was not a relationship. It was a very brief 199 00:10:24,989 --> 00:10:27,469 Speaker 1: encounter and he was my best friend me saying I 200 00:10:27,469 --> 00:10:30,429 Speaker 1: love you. Whether anything romantic happened briefly or not, there 201 00:10:30,469 --> 00:10:35,189 Speaker 1: was nothing significant, you had an affair, nothing not. Did 202 00:10:35,229 --> 00:10:36,909 Speaker 1: you have an affair, yes or no? I don't care. 203 00:10:36,949 --> 00:10:41,189 Speaker 1: If it was brief okay? Was it fleeting okay? With 204 00:10:41,309 --> 00:10:44,109 Speaker 1: clearly fleeting what I'm hearing? What I am hearing. We 205 00:10:44,149 --> 00:10:46,589 Speaker 1: had a lapse in judgment, yes, and there was a 206 00:10:46,669 --> 00:10:50,949 Speaker 1: sexual rendezvous once twice, not over and over again. Did 207 00:10:50,949 --> 00:10:54,389 Speaker 1: I love him as a friend? Did he pay scot 208 00:10:54,389 --> 00:10:56,429 Speaker 1: Marga h yes, yes, yes. 209 00:10:56,589 --> 00:11:00,709 Speaker 2: Have you seen Bond? Have you seen him Bond? The 210 00:11:00,829 --> 00:11:03,709 Speaker 2: name's Bond, Gem's Bond. 211 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:13,349 Speaker 1: I mean, it's obviously horrendous what News of the World did, 212 00:11:14,349 --> 00:11:16,429 Speaker 1: But they could have tapped more phones in this situation, 213 00:11:16,589 --> 00:11:19,069 Speaker 1: I will say, because some of these calls to hear 214 00:11:19,109 --> 00:11:23,349 Speaker 1: would have been border la mm hmm. But Claire, don't 215 00:11:23,389 --> 00:11:27,589 Speaker 1: go thinking that law is a simple victim. No, no, no, no. 216 00:11:28,109 --> 00:11:30,869 Speaker 1: You see, when this information came out about Miller's affair, 217 00:11:31,389 --> 00:11:34,429 Speaker 1: apparently his publicist went and had a meeting with News 218 00:11:34,429 --> 00:11:38,229 Speaker 1: of the World and asked them to backdate Sienna Miller's 219 00:11:38,229 --> 00:11:40,909 Speaker 1: affair and make it look like it was earlier than 220 00:11:40,949 --> 00:11:43,829 Speaker 1: it was, and please allow me to tell you why, 221 00:11:43,989 --> 00:11:49,789 Speaker 1: oh my Jude Law and the many oh dirty dog. 222 00:11:49,909 --> 00:11:53,389 Speaker 1: Oh well, well, Jude was busy with some naughtiness of 223 00:11:53,469 --> 00:11:58,869 Speaker 1: his own. For some background, Jude and Sienna meet on 224 00:11:58,909 --> 00:12:00,989 Speaker 1: the set of Alphie in two thousand and four, and 225 00:12:00,989 --> 00:12:03,989 Speaker 1: then by Christmas they are engaged just so hot. They 226 00:12:04,069 --> 00:12:05,989 Speaker 1: must have just been like looking at each other being like, 227 00:12:06,269 --> 00:12:08,989 Speaker 1: we're so hot, You're so hot, I'm so hot together, 228 00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:15,109 Speaker 1: We're hot red carpet photos. Oh, it's upsetting. A few 229 00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:18,589 Speaker 1: months later, come the rumors. Remember we did a thing 230 00:12:18,629 --> 00:12:20,829 Speaker 1: in high school where the teacher's got all the students. 231 00:12:20,869 --> 00:12:22,189 Speaker 1: It was like a day and they were like, rumors 232 00:12:22,189 --> 00:12:23,789 Speaker 1: are damaging, and I'm pretty sure we had to do 233 00:12:23,829 --> 00:12:26,349 Speaker 1: like a liturgical dance to the damage. Yeah yeah, yeah, 234 00:12:26,389 --> 00:12:29,149 Speaker 1: they are, But like rumors can also be fun, Yeah yeah, 235 00:12:29,189 --> 00:12:33,469 Speaker 1: yeah yeah, and rumors can at times be true. By 236 00:12:33,509 --> 00:12:36,669 Speaker 1: this stage, Law had three kids with his ex wife, 237 00:12:36,709 --> 00:12:40,949 Speaker 1: and they had a lovely young nanny named Daisy. Okay, 238 00:12:41,069 --> 00:12:44,109 Speaker 1: who is his ex wife, a woman named Sadie. She's 239 00:12:44,149 --> 00:12:47,909 Speaker 1: an actress. I didn't recognize her. She'd been in something 240 00:12:47,949 --> 00:12:50,709 Speaker 1: to do with the vampire. Things are going really well. 241 00:12:50,989 --> 00:12:53,469 Speaker 1: He'd been shooting a movie in New Orleans and would 242 00:12:53,509 --> 00:12:55,349 Speaker 1: often have the nanny come so that he could work 243 00:12:55,389 --> 00:12:58,309 Speaker 1: and also see the kids. Then one night, his children 244 00:12:58,469 --> 00:13:01,709 Speaker 1: are with their mum, Sadie, at a dinner party, and 245 00:13:01,749 --> 00:13:04,149 Speaker 1: one of the children walks into this dinner party and 246 00:13:04,189 --> 00:13:07,429 Speaker 1: announces that they caught their dad in bed with the nanny. 247 00:13:08,709 --> 00:13:16,109 Speaker 1: That kid is everything. So Sadie, his ex wife, speaks 248 00:13:16,149 --> 00:13:20,069 Speaker 1: to Daisy and is like, weird, they just said that 249 00:13:20,069 --> 00:13:23,269 Speaker 1: they caught you in bed with Jude. And Daisy's like 250 00:13:23,389 --> 00:13:28,029 Speaker 1: what and denies it. Then suddenly Jude law Sadie alike 251 00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:30,749 Speaker 1: to the nanny, Oh, we don't need you next weekend, 252 00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:34,629 Speaker 1: right or the one after that? And Daisy is like, 253 00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:36,629 Speaker 1: how am I meant to have an affair with Jude 254 00:13:36,669 --> 00:13:38,869 Speaker 1: Laura if I can't even see him? Yeah, that makes 255 00:13:38,909 --> 00:13:43,149 Speaker 1: it tricky. Then the journalists start to call. They're like, Daisy, 256 00:13:43,149 --> 00:13:47,549 Speaker 1: we've heard this rumor. And then Jude calls Daisy and 257 00:13:47,709 --> 00:13:49,709 Speaker 1: is like, by the way, you're fired and you can't 258 00:13:49,709 --> 00:13:52,349 Speaker 1: come anymore. You can't come, you're not the nanny anymore. 259 00:13:52,589 --> 00:13:54,829 Speaker 1: My wife is pissed off ever since I had an 260 00:13:54,869 --> 00:13:57,069 Speaker 1: affair with you, And Daisy is all like I've lost 261 00:13:57,069 --> 00:13:59,469 Speaker 1: my job, I've lost my boyfriend. I think old it 262 00:13:59,469 --> 00:14:03,389 Speaker 1: would tell all interview love. So would you like to 263 00:14:03,469 --> 00:14:05,749 Speaker 1: know the dirtiest details. 264 00:14:05,829 --> 00:14:07,589 Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I don't know. 265 00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:12,429 Speaker 1: Because you won't believe it. The Daisy kept a diary. 266 00:14:12,509 --> 00:14:15,869 Speaker 3: Dear diary. I'm sorry, syell men. 267 00:14:17,909 --> 00:14:21,309 Speaker 1: Just a note on diaries. Who keeps a diary? I'll 268 00:14:21,349 --> 00:14:25,909 Speaker 1: tell you who not lazy girls, adulterers and murderers. And 269 00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:28,469 Speaker 1: if there's one piece of advice I'd give you, don't 270 00:14:28,509 --> 00:14:30,149 Speaker 1: keep a diary if you're doing those things. 271 00:14:30,709 --> 00:14:31,469 Speaker 2: It's a record. 272 00:14:32,429 --> 00:14:34,509 Speaker 1: Miller had gone back to London for a place she 273 00:14:34,629 --> 00:14:38,629 Speaker 1: was in and Lauren Daisy went to a BA or something. 274 00:14:38,989 --> 00:14:41,589 Speaker 1: This is all according to Daisy, so like not verified, 275 00:14:41,669 --> 00:14:44,309 Speaker 1: but you know, she kept dies and they talk and 276 00:14:44,349 --> 00:14:46,869 Speaker 1: they have wine, and then at three am, he says, 277 00:14:47,029 --> 00:14:49,309 Speaker 1: it's a big house. If you get lonely, let me know. 278 00:14:49,949 --> 00:14:52,229 Speaker 1: And she turns around she was going to go to bed, 279 00:14:52,229 --> 00:14:53,789 Speaker 1: and then she turns around they start kissing. 280 00:14:54,549 --> 00:14:55,389 Speaker 2: This is quote. 281 00:14:55,669 --> 00:14:57,829 Speaker 1: The next thing I know, we are dragging each other 282 00:14:57,989 --> 00:15:01,389 Speaker 1: upstairs to his bedroom, kissing, and then in the bedroom, 283 00:15:01,669 --> 00:15:04,789 Speaker 1: ripping off each other's clothes. We threw ourselves onto the 284 00:15:04,789 --> 00:15:07,909 Speaker 1: giant bed. I wanted him so much we kicked off 285 00:15:07,909 --> 00:15:12,949 Speaker 1: our underwear. It was mind blowing, rampant sex, amazing, wonderful. 286 00:15:13,389 --> 00:15:15,069 Speaker 2: He's married. 287 00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:18,229 Speaker 1: He actually wasn't. He was only engaged. Oh okay, Oh, 288 00:15:18,589 --> 00:15:21,389 Speaker 1: he had just finalized his divorce from Sadie, which meant 289 00:15:21,429 --> 00:15:23,949 Speaker 1: that he could now marry Sienna. But they're engaged. But 290 00:15:23,989 --> 00:15:27,949 Speaker 1: then at dawn, after three rounds of sex, Jude's son 291 00:15:28,069 --> 00:15:31,149 Speaker 1: comes in and is like, Daddy, Daddy, I'm having a 292 00:15:31,189 --> 00:15:34,149 Speaker 1: bad dream. Oh no, and Jude is like, it's okay, 293 00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:36,549 Speaker 1: go back to bed. I wonder if the bad dream, 294 00:15:36,589 --> 00:15:39,829 Speaker 1: you know, when you're half asleep and the noises around 295 00:15:39,909 --> 00:15:43,029 Speaker 1: you get way. I wonder if there were like groans 296 00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:44,949 Speaker 1: and I had a dream that I was in the 297 00:15:45,029 --> 00:15:49,029 Speaker 1: jungle and no, that was just daddy. No, I'm thinking, 298 00:15:49,029 --> 00:15:50,829 Speaker 1: did you have a bad dream that Daddy's having sex 299 00:15:50,829 --> 00:15:55,069 Speaker 1: with the You can't believe it? Yeah, Daisy told the 300 00:15:55,109 --> 00:15:59,269 Speaker 1: Mirror it was amazing. Jude was a masterful lover who 301 00:15:59,309 --> 00:16:02,109 Speaker 1: made my whole body tingle mate. You don't need to 302 00:16:02,149 --> 00:16:05,869 Speaker 1: share that. They had sex again on multiple trips, once 303 00:16:05,909 --> 00:16:09,029 Speaker 1: on a pool table, once after she heard him arguing 304 00:16:09,109 --> 00:16:11,749 Speaker 1: on the phone with Miller, and once she asked him 305 00:16:11,789 --> 00:16:14,989 Speaker 1: how he felt about Sienna Miller, he said, she is 306 00:16:15,149 --> 00:16:17,469 Speaker 1: very dear to me, but it's hard. I don't make 307 00:16:17,509 --> 00:16:20,909 Speaker 1: a habit of this talking about the affair. Oh good 308 00:16:20,949 --> 00:16:23,669 Speaker 1: on you. So Daisy says she went to the press 309 00:16:23,709 --> 00:16:26,029 Speaker 1: because she was upset that Jude didn't fight for her 310 00:16:26,109 --> 00:16:29,269 Speaker 1: when she got sacked. And it's like, I mean this lovingly. 311 00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:34,629 Speaker 1: What did you expect Sadie to do? Sadie the ex wife? Yeah? 312 00:16:34,749 --> 00:16:37,349 Speaker 1: What she going to do? Oh? The nanny's excuse me 313 00:16:37,429 --> 00:16:39,549 Speaker 1: being with Juwe I am going to put my flag 314 00:16:39,589 --> 00:16:42,589 Speaker 1: in the ground my ex husband's mistress. Yeah, I'm going 315 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:47,109 Speaker 1: to stop everything and really advocate for her right to employment. 316 00:16:48,629 --> 00:16:51,509 Speaker 1: Miller might have learned about all of this from a headline, 317 00:16:51,549 --> 00:16:54,029 Speaker 1: and then a few days later, Law came out and 318 00:16:54,069 --> 00:16:57,109 Speaker 1: issued a public apology that read, following the reports in 319 00:16:57,149 --> 00:17:00,269 Speaker 1: today's papers, I just want to say I'm deeply ashamed 320 00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:02,789 Speaker 1: and upset that I've hurt Sienna and the people most 321 00:17:02,829 --> 00:17:06,429 Speaker 1: close to us, Jude said, I want to publicly apologize 322 00:17:06,429 --> 00:17:09,509 Speaker 1: to Sienna and our respective family is for the pain 323 00:17:09,509 --> 00:17:12,029 Speaker 1: that I have called. They were then off and on 324 00:17:12,109 --> 00:17:13,629 Speaker 1: again for a bit, which is. I think when the 325 00:17:13,709 --> 00:17:16,629 Speaker 1: Daniel Craig thing happened. Then they got back together a 326 00:17:16,629 --> 00:17:20,069 Speaker 1: few years later, but then they broke up ultimately again. 327 00:17:20,509 --> 00:17:24,949 Speaker 1: Oh no, seven kids to four different women. I'm not 328 00:17:24,989 --> 00:17:28,469 Speaker 1: saying Jude Law is Nick Cannon yasher Man, Nick Cannon 329 00:17:28,509 --> 00:17:31,269 Speaker 1: aka mister Controversial, but I am saying he's more than 330 00:17:31,309 --> 00:17:35,069 Speaker 1: halfway there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, which again, that really expressive. 331 00:17:35,469 --> 00:17:37,469 Speaker 1: Did you know jud Law had seven kids? 332 00:17:37,829 --> 00:17:40,309 Speaker 2: No Ah, I knew he had a lot. 333 00:17:40,669 --> 00:17:42,469 Speaker 1: I hadn't thought about it enough, and I quite like 334 00:17:42,549 --> 00:17:46,989 Speaker 1: doing this research. Jude's eldest, Rath, is twenty seven years old, 335 00:17:47,269 --> 00:17:49,589 Speaker 1: and he's the eldest of three kids between Jude and 336 00:17:49,629 --> 00:17:53,109 Speaker 1: Sadie Frost. They also have Iris and Rudy. Then, in 337 00:17:53,149 --> 00:17:55,429 Speaker 1: two thousand and nine, he had a baby with models 338 00:17:55,429 --> 00:17:58,789 Speaker 1: Fromantha Burke. Her name is Sophia. Then he had Aida 339 00:17:59,029 --> 00:18:02,189 Speaker 1: with a woman named Katherine in twenty fifteen. Aida was 340 00:18:02,189 --> 00:18:04,989 Speaker 1: born after they had already split up. Then, it's understood 341 00:18:04,989 --> 00:18:07,749 Speaker 1: he has two children with his current wife, Philip Haakone, 342 00:18:07,869 --> 00:18:11,389 Speaker 1: who he married in twenty nineteen. Private have not released 343 00:18:11,389 --> 00:18:13,629 Speaker 1: the sex or birth dates of either of them. It's 344 00:18:13,669 --> 00:18:16,069 Speaker 1: understood that the youngest was born in twenty twenty three, 345 00:18:16,509 --> 00:18:18,389 Speaker 1: so that means as a twenty seven year age gap 346 00:18:18,429 --> 00:18:22,349 Speaker 1: Betweeny's eldest and he's youngest. There's some beautiful baby names 347 00:18:22,349 --> 00:18:25,989 Speaker 1: in there. Thanks for the inspo. He does have beautiful 348 00:18:26,029 --> 00:18:28,789 Speaker 1: baby names. I like Jude too. I like Dude, but 349 00:18:28,829 --> 00:18:31,829 Speaker 1: his name's David. Yeah. What I will say is from 350 00:18:31,869 --> 00:18:35,749 Speaker 1: my reading, he seems like a good dad. He actually 351 00:18:35,749 --> 00:18:37,549 Speaker 1: does seem like a good dad. He seems like he 352 00:18:37,589 --> 00:18:42,389 Speaker 1: really loves kids. Okay, the nanny was not his finest moment, 353 00:18:43,269 --> 00:18:46,189 Speaker 1: but he's involved. Here's the question. Do you think that 354 00:18:46,229 --> 00:18:48,749 Speaker 1: Sadie Frost seems like a good mum? Yeah? Absolutely think 355 00:18:48,789 --> 00:18:51,029 Speaker 1: Sadie f Well, why didn't you say that? Because she's 356 00:18:51,069 --> 00:18:55,149 Speaker 1: not a child, She's not a child. Do you think 357 00:18:55,149 --> 00:18:57,549 Speaker 1: he's a good dad the way he talks about his 358 00:18:57,669 --> 00:19:00,629 Speaker 1: kids very lovingly? And what does he say so when 359 00:19:00,629 --> 00:19:02,509 Speaker 1: he had his kids, because he had the first three 360 00:19:02,589 --> 00:19:05,029 Speaker 1: quite young, and he's like, yeah, I used to be 361 00:19:05,029 --> 00:19:07,029 Speaker 1: able to sleep in, he used to have more freedom, 362 00:19:07,309 --> 00:19:10,389 Speaker 1: but I love it. I love getting up early looking 363 00:19:10,469 --> 00:19:13,309 Speaker 1: after those kids. He's often pictured. He takes them out 364 00:19:13,349 --> 00:19:16,269 Speaker 1: a lot. He's got very good relationships with his eldest kids. 365 00:19:16,669 --> 00:19:19,549 Speaker 1: He's clearly learned a lot about the Spotlight, which is 366 00:19:19,669 --> 00:19:22,829 Speaker 1: why with his new wife they have a lot of privacy. 367 00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:25,709 Speaker 1: And this sounds weird, right, But with Katherine Harding, they've 368 00:19:25,709 --> 00:19:28,549 Speaker 1: only been dating for like seven months or something, and 369 00:19:28,589 --> 00:19:31,389 Speaker 1: then she fell pregnant and then they broke up, and 370 00:19:31,789 --> 00:19:33,709 Speaker 1: Katherine Harding has gone on the record and been like, 371 00:19:33,829 --> 00:19:37,909 Speaker 1: he's amazing. He's an amazing now to their little one. Okay, great? 372 00:19:39,069 --> 00:19:40,389 Speaker 1: Is it the bare minimum? 373 00:19:40,709 --> 00:19:40,949 Speaker 2: Yes? 374 00:19:40,989 --> 00:19:43,589 Speaker 1: But I'm comparing him to Nick Cannon. Okay, yeah, compared 375 00:19:43,589 --> 00:19:45,029 Speaker 1: to Nick Cannon, Father of the Year. 376 00:19:45,349 --> 00:19:45,709 Speaker 3: Correct. 377 00:19:46,309 --> 00:19:51,669 Speaker 1: Lastly, fecal centered perfume. I no speaking at the twenty 378 00:19:51,709 --> 00:19:55,029 Speaker 1: twenty three Cahn Film Festival about his role as Henry 379 00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:57,749 Speaker 1: the Eighth in his upcoming film Firebrand. 380 00:19:57,909 --> 00:20:01,229 Speaker 3: She was the sixth wife of the vengeful king Henry 381 00:20:01,309 --> 00:20:06,829 Speaker 3: the eight and won't be a patron to heretics. You 382 00:20:06,869 --> 00:20:10,709 Speaker 3: will kill me that he did my mother, wives who 383 00:20:10,749 --> 00:20:13,389 Speaker 3: came before her all met untimely ends. 384 00:20:18,909 --> 00:20:20,949 Speaker 1: I really want to say that I'd like to see 385 00:20:20,989 --> 00:20:25,389 Speaker 1: that I love I love movies about historical figures such 386 00:20:25,429 --> 00:20:29,109 Speaker 1: as Elizabeth with k Kate lunchet Law said he had 387 00:20:29,109 --> 00:20:32,789 Speaker 1: a special perfume made to really get into character. Lovely idea. 388 00:20:33,349 --> 00:20:37,509 Speaker 1: He said. It smells of blood, fecal matter, and sweat 389 00:20:38,309 --> 00:20:41,589 Speaker 1: to resemble the smell of the King's rotting leg in 390 00:20:41,589 --> 00:20:42,469 Speaker 1: his final days. 391 00:20:42,629 --> 00:20:44,829 Speaker 2: Your perfume is delightful. 392 00:20:45,069 --> 00:20:47,189 Speaker 1: This is a quote from Jude law. I've read several 393 00:20:47,229 --> 00:20:51,229 Speaker 1: interesting accounts that you could smell Henry three rooms away. 394 00:20:51,749 --> 00:20:54,509 Speaker 1: His leg was rotting so badly he hid it with 395 00:20:54,669 --> 00:20:57,829 Speaker 1: rose oil. I thought it would have a great impact 396 00:20:58,109 --> 00:21:02,109 Speaker 1: if I smelled awful. He got this perfumer to make it, 397 00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:04,869 Speaker 1: and at first he used it quite sparingly, and then 398 00:21:04,909 --> 00:21:07,949 Speaker 1: he just went all out over the top. The director said. 399 00:21:08,349 --> 00:21:11,909 Speaker 1: When Jude walked in on set, it was just horrible. 400 00:21:12,309 --> 00:21:15,549 Speaker 1: Oh what do you think of that? Okay, a few things. Yeah, 401 00:21:15,589 --> 00:21:19,149 Speaker 1: one mate is called acting. We can just act, we 402 00:21:19,189 --> 00:21:21,869 Speaker 1: don't We can act like there's a bad smell without 403 00:21:21,909 --> 00:21:27,189 Speaker 1: having literal shit in the end. Yeah, it's upsetting for everyone. 404 00:21:26,669 --> 00:21:26,989 Speaker 3: All right. 405 00:21:27,029 --> 00:21:28,589 Speaker 1: And how do you get the smell of fickle matter? 406 00:21:28,909 --> 00:21:33,029 Speaker 1: Do you need a driper shit? Great question, And it's 407 00:21:33,029 --> 00:21:34,669 Speaker 1: just interesting because it's like, Okay, this is for you 408 00:21:34,709 --> 00:21:37,589 Speaker 1: to get in character. Well, it's not just affecting you, 409 00:21:37,709 --> 00:21:39,829 Speaker 1: is it's affecting a camera man and in fact the 410 00:21:39,869 --> 00:21:40,349 Speaker 1: makeup art. 411 00:21:40,429 --> 00:21:40,869 Speaker 2: The way that. 412 00:21:40,909 --> 00:21:45,069 Speaker 1: Smell works, you stop smelling it. After all, everybody else 413 00:21:45,069 --> 00:21:47,389 Speaker 1: know who doesn't Everyone walks into the room, your coast stars, 414 00:21:48,149 --> 00:21:50,749 Speaker 1: your coas stars, who are just in the next suburb, 415 00:21:50,829 --> 00:21:54,029 Speaker 1: over going, you know, anyone else? Smell that sounds like rotting. 416 00:21:54,909 --> 00:21:58,869 Speaker 1: That's the smell of a rotting I don't like it 417 00:21:58,909 --> 00:22:01,829 Speaker 1: when actors do things like this. I just think it's okay, we. 418 00:22:01,829 --> 00:22:02,709 Speaker 2: Can just pretend. 419 00:22:03,029 --> 00:22:07,269 Speaker 1: We can pretend. And he's married. So he went home 420 00:22:07,309 --> 00:22:09,949 Speaker 1: and his wife was like, you're an actor. I don't 421 00:22:10,149 --> 00:22:14,589 Speaker 1: the way you need to smell like shit. Smell like shit, 422 00:22:14,829 --> 00:22:19,549 Speaker 1: sweat and and rot, blood, fecal matter and sweat. With 423 00:22:19,669 --> 00:22:21,909 Speaker 1: that said, I do think these sorts of details are 424 00:22:21,949 --> 00:22:25,709 Speaker 1: great for promotion because my story fun fun, fun. Yes, 425 00:22:25,749 --> 00:22:27,669 Speaker 1: I want to watch it and be like, when he 426 00:22:27,749 --> 00:22:31,109 Speaker 1: walks into a room, does everyone flinch because of the smell? 427 00:22:31,229 --> 00:22:34,909 Speaker 1: And would I want to sniff? Absolutely? Oh, I'm curious. 428 00:22:35,149 --> 00:22:38,149 Speaker 1: I care so much about how the past smell. 429 00:22:38,509 --> 00:22:39,629 Speaker 2: I think about it a lot. 430 00:22:39,829 --> 00:22:43,749 Speaker 1: Because they didn't brush their teeth, for example, Yeah, they 431 00:22:43,749 --> 00:22:46,989 Speaker 1: didn't wash their hair. There were cockroaches living in Queen 432 00:22:46,989 --> 00:22:51,909 Speaker 1: Elizabeth's weird. Yeah, and they used to when you would 433 00:22:51,949 --> 00:22:56,709 Speaker 1: be causeted up. You'd be causeted up in for the season, 434 00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:59,549 Speaker 1: for the season, and you wouldn't wash. What does that 435 00:22:59,589 --> 00:23:02,869 Speaker 1: smell like? So bad? And then you had your rags 436 00:23:03,109 --> 00:23:05,269 Speaker 1: like because it's not they had tampons or pads where 437 00:23:05,309 --> 00:23:08,029 Speaker 1: you are constantly changing. So I guess in that case, 438 00:23:08,069 --> 00:23:11,109 Speaker 1: I mean, you really smell that blood. But I think 439 00:23:11,349 --> 00:23:13,469 Speaker 1: the corset thing makes me think about dead skin and 440 00:23:13,509 --> 00:23:15,429 Speaker 1: I really don't enjoy that. It's like when you get 441 00:23:15,429 --> 00:23:18,149 Speaker 1: a cast off. Yeah, when you broke your leg, got 442 00:23:18,149 --> 00:23:18,909 Speaker 1: a cast. 443 00:23:18,629 --> 00:23:20,109 Speaker 2: They cut it off and you go. 444 00:23:20,829 --> 00:23:22,829 Speaker 1: You just walk into one of those castles and you'd 445 00:23:22,869 --> 00:23:25,389 Speaker 1: be like, oh, get me out of him. 446 00:23:25,949 --> 00:23:34,989 Speaker 2: I don't like it, Claire. 447 00:23:35,109 --> 00:23:42,909 Speaker 1: It is time for charges and sentences. My charge, this 448 00:23:43,029 --> 00:23:45,909 Speaker 1: charge actually comes from Sienna Miller's mum, who made a 449 00:23:45,949 --> 00:23:49,629 Speaker 1: statement in the wake of the nanny fiasco, and she said, 450 00:23:49,669 --> 00:23:52,669 Speaker 1: the man can't keep it in his pants, And that's 451 00:23:52,669 --> 00:23:55,509 Speaker 1: my charge for dude law. He can't keep it in 452 00:23:55,549 --> 00:23:59,789 Speaker 1: his pants. It's wiggling around. It's a common ailment. Yeah, yeah, 453 00:23:59,829 --> 00:24:03,589 Speaker 1: it's his fatal flaw. Among men who are beautiful and 454 00:24:03,709 --> 00:24:07,149 Speaker 1: have been given everything they want. Yeah, yeah, he's really 455 00:24:07,229 --> 00:24:10,069 Speaker 1: is impregnated a lot of people, no judgment, seven kids. 456 00:24:10,749 --> 00:24:12,669 Speaker 1: He's got a life of its own. It does, it does, 457 00:24:12,909 --> 00:24:15,549 Speaker 1: and maybe he's recovered. Maybe he's recovered. Maybe with this 458 00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:20,189 Speaker 1: new Philippa by all accounts going very well. But we 459 00:24:20,229 --> 00:24:21,909 Speaker 1: can prosecute her story at crime. So that's how the 460 00:24:21,949 --> 00:24:26,069 Speaker 1: law works. My sentence. If I was Siena Miller and 461 00:24:26,509 --> 00:24:29,189 Speaker 1: Jude Law had what can only be described as a 462 00:24:29,189 --> 00:24:33,589 Speaker 1: wandering dick, I'd get out the perfume and what I 463 00:24:33,629 --> 00:24:37,629 Speaker 1: would say is, Jude, I'm going to London for my play. Oh, 464 00:24:37,669 --> 00:24:39,709 Speaker 1: I forgot this detail too. In the wake of it, 465 00:24:39,789 --> 00:24:41,589 Speaker 1: she was doing a play every night in London to 466 00:24:41,629 --> 00:24:44,229 Speaker 1: eight hundred people, and she broke down on stage. She said, 467 00:24:44,229 --> 00:24:47,109 Speaker 1: it's the worst time of her entire life. And there's 468 00:24:47,149 --> 00:24:49,589 Speaker 1: like six weeks that she can't account for because she 469 00:24:49,709 --> 00:24:51,629 Speaker 1: just can't even remember it. She was so heartbroken, but 470 00:24:51,709 --> 00:24:53,109 Speaker 1: she was on stage, she broke down, and then she 471 00:24:53,149 --> 00:24:54,829 Speaker 1: didn't do the next night. But then she came back. 472 00:24:55,349 --> 00:25:00,509 Speaker 1: Sam's thirty five thousand dollars engagement ring. Oh anyway, if 473 00:25:00,549 --> 00:25:03,789 Speaker 1: I imagine, oh, that'd be a good. You'd be happy 474 00:25:03,869 --> 00:25:05,669 Speaker 1: with the money you spent on that ticket to see 475 00:25:05,709 --> 00:25:09,989 Speaker 1: Sienna Miller cry irl about. 476 00:25:09,789 --> 00:25:15,349 Speaker 2: Jude wondering dick. You'd never forget it. That's just so fun. 477 00:25:16,149 --> 00:25:19,789 Speaker 1: Look, if Jude Law was my guy and I was 478 00:25:19,829 --> 00:25:22,229 Speaker 1: going to London to be in a play, I'd say, Jude, 479 00:25:22,309 --> 00:25:26,749 Speaker 1: put on your perfume on all your clothes. Oh my money, No no, no, not, 480 00:25:26,789 --> 00:25:29,949 Speaker 1: you're a money. Put on your pooh perfume. Put on 481 00:25:29,989 --> 00:25:32,749 Speaker 1: your poo perfume. No no, not a sprints Put it 482 00:25:32,789 --> 00:25:37,829 Speaker 1: on your dick. Dad yourself, house yourself in your poo perfume. 483 00:25:38,429 --> 00:25:41,269 Speaker 1: While I'm out, I'll get back. You can have a 484 00:25:41,309 --> 00:25:43,789 Speaker 1: bath of scrub, put on something a bit nicer. But 485 00:25:43,909 --> 00:25:47,269 Speaker 1: while I'm out, we wear our poo perfume everywhere. It's 486 00:25:47,309 --> 00:25:50,949 Speaker 1: important for you and your wandering dick. Yes, it's helpful, 487 00:25:51,669 --> 00:25:54,589 Speaker 1: my chastity belt. It is a Dude Law style. Jesse 488 00:25:54,749 --> 00:25:56,709 Speaker 1: my charge. And we've had this before, had it a 489 00:25:56,749 --> 00:26:01,829 Speaker 1: few times. Being a dirty dog, Yes, yes, he's a 490 00:26:01,829 --> 00:26:02,389 Speaker 1: dirty dog. 491 00:26:02,589 --> 00:26:03,469 Speaker 2: Such a dirty dog. 492 00:26:03,989 --> 00:26:08,949 Speaker 1: And look, my sentence is, if he's gonna sit in 493 00:26:08,989 --> 00:26:13,109 Speaker 1: court and it's going to come out that he wanted 494 00:26:13,149 --> 00:26:17,549 Speaker 1: to backdate Sienna Miller's Yeah, his public le rendezvous. 495 00:26:17,589 --> 00:26:17,829 Speaker 2: Yep. 496 00:26:18,229 --> 00:26:23,069 Speaker 1: Then I'm gonna need more detail on the record, Yes, 497 00:26:23,229 --> 00:26:26,389 Speaker 1: about his escapades. I know we've got. I don't know 498 00:26:26,429 --> 00:26:28,589 Speaker 1: if there are any more details that haven't been given 499 00:26:29,389 --> 00:26:32,709 Speaker 1: you all that she was paid handsomely for okay, and 500 00:26:32,749 --> 00:26:34,949 Speaker 1: then what she did after that is she realized that 501 00:26:35,029 --> 00:26:37,589 Speaker 1: her career was in the garter. Ye. And I think 502 00:26:37,589 --> 00:26:39,869 Speaker 1: she tried to keep nannying. And I just want you 503 00:26:39,949 --> 00:26:42,749 Speaker 1: to imagine you're hiring a nanny at the moment the 504 00:26:42,829 --> 00:26:45,269 Speaker 1: daisy appears on your doorstep and you go hello, and 505 00:26:45,309 --> 00:26:47,989 Speaker 1: then you have any references. Oh, they didn't give a reference. 506 00:26:48,069 --> 00:26:51,949 Speaker 1: Who your last employers, Jude Law and Sadie Frost? Why 507 00:26:51,989 --> 00:26:53,229 Speaker 1: did that end? A fuck? 508 00:26:53,349 --> 00:26:53,589 Speaker 3: Jude? 509 00:26:53,749 --> 00:26:57,029 Speaker 2: Okay, get out, get out. 510 00:26:57,149 --> 00:27:00,709 Speaker 1: It's just not professional. It's not professional, and you worry, 511 00:27:00,949 --> 00:27:03,549 Speaker 1: you worry, but it's not professional. And it's who was 512 00:27:03,549 --> 00:27:07,549 Speaker 1: looking after the kids when you were doing the fucking Okay? Yes, 513 00:27:07,789 --> 00:27:09,989 Speaker 1: but the perspective we haven't got, and that I'm going 514 00:27:10,029 --> 00:27:13,109 Speaker 1: to be a bad dream. Probably looked for the nanny 515 00:27:13,869 --> 00:27:15,989 Speaker 1: and then looked for daddy and there they were. 516 00:27:16,669 --> 00:27:17,629 Speaker 2: That would have been scary. 517 00:27:17,869 --> 00:27:24,029 Speaker 1: Yeah, I need the kid to tell his version of 518 00:27:24,069 --> 00:27:26,229 Speaker 1: the story. I need more from him. I need the 519 00:27:26,309 --> 00:27:30,149 Speaker 1: kid to stand up and be questioned in this side 520 00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:31,829 Speaker 1: of the judge who's like, this is about news of 521 00:27:31,829 --> 00:27:34,789 Speaker 1: the world. Ye like, this is actually you're not yourn 522 00:27:34,789 --> 00:27:40,149 Speaker 1: elevant questioning a child about finding daddy in bed with 523 00:27:40,149 --> 00:27:42,269 Speaker 1: another woman. Okay, what do you want to know about it? 524 00:27:42,389 --> 00:27:48,029 Speaker 1: What was the nightmare? About the nightmare? You walk in 525 00:27:48,349 --> 00:27:50,629 Speaker 1: when you say you saw them in bed? 526 00:27:50,989 --> 00:27:52,789 Speaker 2: Yea was it active? 527 00:27:53,229 --> 00:27:55,669 Speaker 1: No, it wasn't. It wasn't active. They were sleeping because 528 00:27:55,709 --> 00:27:58,309 Speaker 1: they'd romped three times and then apparently when the kid 529 00:27:58,389 --> 00:27:59,549 Speaker 1: left the room, they prompt again. 530 00:27:59,709 --> 00:28:02,149 Speaker 2: Oh come on, it's what Daisy says. 531 00:28:02,309 --> 00:28:06,509 Speaker 1: Okay, well the question is were they need Yes, did 532 00:28:06,589 --> 00:28:11,709 Speaker 1: you hear them? Did you suspect little child? Yeah, daddy 533 00:28:11,789 --> 00:28:15,109 Speaker 1: was being a bit naughty. Yeah? Did you when you 534 00:28:15,149 --> 00:28:18,109 Speaker 1: walked in and told your mummy? Did you know you 535 00:28:18,189 --> 00:28:23,469 Speaker 1: were starting? And if so, kudos? I like there was 536 00:28:23,509 --> 00:28:26,109 Speaker 1: a dinner party. I know. I like that. It wasn't 537 00:28:26,189 --> 00:28:28,949 Speaker 1: just a random NightWare bedtime story. It was like, hey, 538 00:28:28,989 --> 00:28:31,029 Speaker 1: dinner party. There's forty five. 539 00:28:30,909 --> 00:28:31,349 Speaker 2: Of you here. 540 00:28:31,509 --> 00:28:33,829 Speaker 1: I found dad in bed with the nanny. 541 00:28:34,029 --> 00:28:38,309 Speaker 2: I love children. I love children, Jesse. That's all we've 542 00:28:38,309 --> 00:28:38,829 Speaker 2: got time for. 543 00:28:39,349 --> 00:28:42,109 Speaker 1: The executive producer of Canceled is to listen as with 544 00:28:42,189 --> 00:28:45,469 Speaker 1: audio editing by Tom Lyon. If you have a lazy 545 00:28:45,509 --> 00:28:48,069 Speaker 1: girl story, please send them to us at The Twins 546 00:28:48,149 --> 00:28:51,829 Speaker 1: Underscore Thoughts on Instagram, or you can email them in 547 00:28:51,949 --> 00:28:56,069 Speaker 1: to podcasts at mamamea dot com dot au. We love 548 00:28:56,269 --> 00:29:03,189 Speaker 1: to read them. We'll be back next week. Bye bye.