WEBVTT - Zendaya: Relationship Controversy & Dancing in Malls 

0:00:10.829 --> 0:00:15.029
<v Speaker 1>So much. You're listening to a MoMA Mia podcast. Mom

0:00:15.029 --> 0:00:18.389
<v Speaker 1>and Maya acknowledges the traditional owners of land and waters

0:00:18.389 --> 0:00:22.149
<v Speaker 1>that this podcast is recorded on Hello, canceled listeners. We

0:00:22.509 --> 0:00:25.389
<v Speaker 1>are about to share with you an episode that we

0:00:25.469 --> 0:00:28.869
<v Speaker 1>recorded live at the University of Sydney, and if you

0:00:28.949 --> 0:00:31.869
<v Speaker 1>prefer to watch, you can actually do that now. We

0:00:31.909 --> 0:00:33.749
<v Speaker 1>have a link in our show notes. It is to

0:00:33.869 --> 0:00:36.309
<v Speaker 1>YouTube and any visual references. There are a few times

0:00:36.309 --> 0:00:37.869
<v Speaker 1>that we refer to things. You'll get the gist, but

0:00:38.229 --> 0:00:40.549
<v Speaker 1>if you want to look at the pictures we're talking about,

0:00:40.949 --> 0:00:44.149
<v Speaker 1>then you can go watch it all on YouTube, and

0:00:44.189 --> 0:00:47.109
<v Speaker 1>we will put a bunch of the pictures on Instagram

0:00:47.229 --> 0:00:49.269
<v Speaker 1>as well on our Instagram account which is at the

0:00:49.309 --> 0:00:53.549
<v Speaker 1>Twins Underscore Thoughts, so you can follow along there too. Hello.

0:00:54.069 --> 0:00:57.789
<v Speaker 1>I am Jesse Stevens. I'm Claire Stevens. Hello, and we

0:00:57.869 --> 0:01:01.469
<v Speaker 1>cannot emphasize enough that this is not a neuroscience lecture

0:01:01.589 --> 0:01:04.349
<v Speaker 1>right now, is it? No? If you thought it was,

0:01:04.549 --> 0:01:06.789
<v Speaker 1>we're very sorry because this is the opposite. Yeah, you're

0:01:06.789 --> 0:01:08.669
<v Speaker 1>going to get dumber by sitting here. I think we

0:01:08.789 --> 0:01:11.749
<v Speaker 1>know this building though, don't we. Yes, we had all

0:01:11.789 --> 0:01:15.669
<v Speaker 1>sorts of lectures in here, and what we learned here

0:01:15.709 --> 0:01:19.629
<v Speaker 1>was research skills. We can synthesize information. We know how

0:01:19.629 --> 0:01:25.949
<v Speaker 1>to footnote things like TikTok videos, unsubstantiated celebrity gossip. We

0:01:25.989 --> 0:01:28.989
<v Speaker 1>also know how to forge a medical certificate. Because our

0:01:29.029 --> 0:01:32.789
<v Speaker 1>assignment is three days late because we procrastinated by accident.

0:01:33.309 --> 0:01:36.189
<v Speaker 1>That is a joke for legal purposes. We would never.

0:01:36.549 --> 0:01:40.429
<v Speaker 1>We would never. We are everything that our lecturers dreamed

0:01:40.509 --> 0:01:43.149
<v Speaker 1>that we would be. We are hosts of a comedy

0:01:43.189 --> 0:01:47.029
<v Speaker 1>pop culture podcast that examines the real issues of the day,

0:01:47.429 --> 0:01:51.869
<v Speaker 1>from conspiracy theories about one Beyonce Knowles to the life

0:01:52.069 --> 0:01:56.429
<v Speaker 1>and times of eleven year old Northwest who we are

0:01:56.509 --> 0:02:01.149
<v Speaker 1>terrified of, to how many diet cokes President Donald Trump

0:02:01.349 --> 0:02:04.829
<v Speaker 1>actually drinks in a day. It's twelve and that's the

0:02:04.869 --> 0:02:08.469
<v Speaker 1>most relatable thing about him. Makes me like him slightly more. Yeah, yeah,

0:02:08.709 --> 0:02:11.789
<v Speaker 1>Before we jump into today's celebrity, we just wanted to

0:02:11.829 --> 0:02:14.189
<v Speaker 1>ask first if there are any lazy girls in the audience,

0:02:14.269 --> 0:02:18.589
<v Speaker 1>anyone who identified yes, yes, love, Because we thought we

0:02:18.589 --> 0:02:20.669
<v Speaker 1>were worried coming in here. We were like, well, no

0:02:20.709 --> 0:02:23.389
<v Speaker 1>one's gonna be on time because they're lazy, and they

0:02:23.429 --> 0:02:25.989
<v Speaker 1>would have like stopped to get a donor. It's notoriously

0:02:26.029 --> 0:02:28.269
<v Speaker 1>hard to get lazy girls to show up anywhere, even

0:02:28.269 --> 0:02:30.269
<v Speaker 1>if it's free. When they had to register, I was like,

0:02:30.309 --> 0:02:33.029
<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, there's a step that's a barrier. And a

0:02:33.069 --> 0:02:36.629
<v Speaker 1>few messages being like no, registering's quite hard. I to

0:02:36.629 --> 0:02:38.909
<v Speaker 1>wait for an email and I'm like, oh no, yeah,

0:02:38.989 --> 0:02:41.149
<v Speaker 1>they don't know that. They don't know their password. No,

0:02:41.189 --> 0:02:43.869
<v Speaker 1>not no password. We should take a minute to explain

0:02:43.909 --> 0:02:46.389
<v Speaker 1>the origins of lazy girls, because when we meet a

0:02:46.429 --> 0:02:49.789
<v Speaker 1>canceled listener in the street, they stop us and they say,

0:02:49.989 --> 0:02:51.629
<v Speaker 1>I'm a lazy girl, and then they give us a

0:02:51.709 --> 0:02:54.949
<v Speaker 1>lazy girl's story. Often they do. And I believe it

0:02:55.069 --> 0:02:59.549
<v Speaker 1>all started with Mariah Carey. So she is a certified

0:02:59.629 --> 0:03:02.349
<v Speaker 1>lazy girl. And it was New Year's Eve. She was

0:03:02.389 --> 0:03:06.669
<v Speaker 1>performing in Times Square, literally doing a dance routine very badly,

0:03:07.469 --> 0:03:10.469
<v Speaker 1>and the point she said lift me, but then she

0:03:10.469 --> 0:03:12.829
<v Speaker 1>didn't lift. She just kind of went up on her

0:03:12.869 --> 0:03:15.149
<v Speaker 1>tippy toes and was like, nah, I can't be fucked. Yeah,

0:03:15.189 --> 0:03:18.909
<v Speaker 1>And halfway through the performance she said, and I quote,

0:03:19.309 --> 0:03:22.349
<v Speaker 1>I wanted a holiday too, can't I just have one?

0:03:22.629 --> 0:03:26.029
<v Speaker 1>And it's like, ma'am, you are currently performing and you

0:03:26.109 --> 0:03:28.349
<v Speaker 1>are being paid a lot of money. But we heard

0:03:28.349 --> 0:03:31.509
<v Speaker 1>that story and we went it's relatable. It's relatable, and

0:03:31.589 --> 0:03:34.269
<v Speaker 1>she's not the only lazy girl. There's also Megan Markle

0:03:34.389 --> 0:03:37.749
<v Speaker 1>who loves to start a project and not finish it. Again,

0:03:38.269 --> 0:03:41.709
<v Speaker 1>highly relatable, like so likable because I get it. You're like,

0:03:41.909 --> 0:03:46.389
<v Speaker 1>here's my podcast and then you're like, eh, quite hard

0:03:46.429 --> 0:03:49.109
<v Speaker 1>to continue to do it. She's very I'm launching a

0:03:49.149 --> 0:03:52.629
<v Speaker 1>podcast network and then very there's no second season. Yeah,

0:03:52.829 --> 0:03:55.749
<v Speaker 1>very that. But the ultimate lazy girl we've discovered through

0:03:55.789 --> 0:04:00.629
<v Speaker 1>our podcast is Brooklyn Beckham. Yes, so there was the

0:04:00.709 --> 0:04:04.989
<v Speaker 1>time he released a photo book of really lazy photos.

0:04:05.429 --> 0:04:07.189
<v Speaker 1>He pretended he wanted to be a chef for like

0:04:07.269 --> 0:04:09.029
<v Speaker 1>half a day, and then I think there was a

0:04:09.069 --> 0:04:11.229
<v Speaker 1>wedding but he didn't can tribute to it all and

0:04:11.269 --> 0:04:13.869
<v Speaker 1>then the group text got leaked and it was just

0:04:13.949 --> 0:04:17.269
<v Speaker 1>him being like where is it? What day? No idea?

0:04:17.309 --> 0:04:21.469
<v Speaker 1>Also slightly relatable. Yeah, we are lazy girls, and in

0:04:21.509 --> 0:04:25.549
<v Speaker 1>a very unlazy girl move, last year we both had

0:04:25.589 --> 0:04:30.469
<v Speaker 1>babies and they are also lazy girls. Your little lazy girl,

0:04:30.629 --> 0:04:33.229
<v Speaker 1>she's old nuts should be crawling, but she won't crawl.

0:04:33.469 --> 0:04:36.909
<v Speaker 1>She will only she'll exclusively wriggle like a fish. She

0:04:36.909 --> 0:04:38.869
<v Speaker 1>looks like a fish that's on a line that's just

0:04:38.909 --> 0:04:40.749
<v Speaker 1>going like this, and she gets from A to B.

0:04:40.909 --> 0:04:43.069
<v Speaker 1>But she knows she doesn't have to crawl. Haters will

0:04:43.109 --> 0:04:45.509
<v Speaker 1>say she should see the baby physio, and I say,

0:04:45.749 --> 0:04:49.309
<v Speaker 1>I'm too lazy. Can your baby walk? No, she cannot

0:04:49.309 --> 0:04:52.029
<v Speaker 1>walk because she has learned that you can get everything

0:04:52.069 --> 0:04:54.509
<v Speaker 1>you need from sitting in the same spot and just

0:04:54.629 --> 0:04:58.829
<v Speaker 1>yelling yeah, lazy girl hack. Well. I have brought a

0:04:58.909 --> 0:05:01.869
<v Speaker 1>lazy girl's story from one of our listeners that I

0:05:01.869 --> 0:05:04.069
<v Speaker 1>thought i'd read out to you. So we have lazy

0:05:04.069 --> 0:05:06.629
<v Speaker 1>girls submit their stories to us, and we usually start

0:05:06.629 --> 0:05:09.189
<v Speaker 1>the show with one of them. So this is from Christina.

0:05:09.589 --> 0:05:13.469
<v Speaker 1>I have a story about a fellow lazy girlfriend. Recently,

0:05:13.549 --> 0:05:16.429
<v Speaker 1>we were talking about her new glasses and how it

0:05:16.509 --> 0:05:20.549
<v Speaker 1>was actually her first time having glasses, as she usually

0:05:20.629 --> 0:05:24.629
<v Speaker 1>wears contact lenses. I was initially very impressed because contact

0:05:24.749 --> 0:05:27.389
<v Speaker 1>lenses are quite a lot to manage, but then she

0:05:27.549 --> 0:05:31.189
<v Speaker 1>told me that sometimes when she was tired, she would

0:05:31.229 --> 0:05:34.629
<v Speaker 1>just put in one contact lens and decide that would

0:05:34.709 --> 0:05:38.589
<v Speaker 1>have to be good enough for the day. That's genius.

0:05:38.709 --> 0:05:41.429
<v Speaker 1>That's the smartest thing I've ever heard. Yeah, that makes

0:05:41.469 --> 0:05:45.029
<v Speaker 1>me think, why do we put on two shoes and

0:05:45.069 --> 0:05:49.149
<v Speaker 1>not one? And hop? Yeah, oh my gosh, that's so true.

0:05:49.429 --> 0:05:52.429
<v Speaker 1>It also makes me think that if lazy girls ruled

0:05:52.429 --> 0:05:56.709
<v Speaker 1>the world, Wow, they'd solve some problems because it's creative

0:05:56.749 --> 0:06:00.589
<v Speaker 1>problem solving. It works smarter, not harder. The problem is

0:06:01.149 --> 0:06:03.029
<v Speaker 1>a lazy girl wouldn't put a hand up. Nah, a

0:06:03.109 --> 0:06:04.989
<v Speaker 1>lazy girl's like I could, but I don't want to.

0:06:05.909 --> 0:06:08.909
<v Speaker 1>I'd rather not. But look, we should get stuck into

0:06:08.909 --> 0:06:13.349
<v Speaker 1>today's show. Hello, and welcome to Cancel The Lazy Girl's

0:06:13.389 --> 0:06:17.989
<v Speaker 1>Guide to Bizarre Celebrity cancelations. On today's episode, we are

0:06:18.029 --> 0:06:23.949
<v Speaker 1>talking about Zendaya, and I can guess what you're thinking.

0:06:24.349 --> 0:06:27.709
<v Speaker 1>You can't cancel zendeya and we know that will become evident.

0:06:28.469 --> 0:06:33.069
<v Speaker 1>But Zendaya Marie Stormer Coleman. I saw a TikTok where

0:06:33.229 --> 0:06:35.829
<v Speaker 1>the challenge was what's her last name? And so if

0:06:35.869 --> 0:06:38.629
<v Speaker 1>anyone ever asked you if you get that at trivia Coleman,

0:06:38.709 --> 0:06:41.469
<v Speaker 1>you wouldn't guess it. She's an American actress and singer.

0:06:41.909 --> 0:06:45.589
<v Speaker 1>She's won two Primetime Emmy Awards and a Golden Globe

0:06:45.869 --> 0:06:48.629
<v Speaker 1>and in twenty twenty two, Time named her one of

0:06:48.669 --> 0:06:51.869
<v Speaker 1>the one hundred most influential people in the world. This

0:06:52.069 --> 0:06:55.469
<v Speaker 1>is very we were trying to appeal to gen z Oh,

0:06:55.709 --> 0:07:02.469
<v Speaker 1>it's so shameless. We're like university young Zendea. There's no

0:07:02.629 --> 0:07:04.789
<v Speaker 1>way she could have had the name Zendeya and not

0:07:04.869 --> 0:07:09.349
<v Speaker 1>being famous. No, that name says, it's like being named prince.

0:07:09.509 --> 0:07:11.829
<v Speaker 1>I don't think that is his real name. Yeah, but

0:07:11.869 --> 0:07:14.469
<v Speaker 1>you're not gonna be famous, if you're clear, Steven. Absolutely,

0:07:14.509 --> 0:07:19.909
<v Speaker 1>you're not gonna be like the Greatest Showman's starring Claire. Yeah. No,

0:07:20.069 --> 0:07:22.749
<v Speaker 1>it was always gonna be Zendea. She's the youngest of

0:07:22.829 --> 0:07:25.949
<v Speaker 1>six kids, and she began her career as a backup

0:07:26.069 --> 0:07:30.829
<v Speaker 1>dancer and child model, which makes sense given that she

0:07:30.949 --> 0:07:34.949
<v Speaker 1>looked like this. She's so beautiful. She's so beautiful, she's

0:07:35.029 --> 0:07:37.509
<v Speaker 1>we don't we don't want to objectify. I don't want

0:07:37.549 --> 0:07:41.269
<v Speaker 1>to objectify children. She's got a beautiful face, she does.

0:07:41.669 --> 0:07:45.829
<v Speaker 1>And sometimes we get sad that we were never discovered

0:07:46.149 --> 0:07:49.349
<v Speaker 1>as children, Like it haunts us, like I'm like, why

0:07:49.469 --> 0:07:51.549
<v Speaker 1>was I never walking down the street And someone was

0:07:51.589 --> 0:07:54.909
<v Speaker 1>like we talk about on the podcast because it's in

0:07:54.949 --> 0:07:58.949
<v Speaker 1>every origin story, even with like Brad Pitt, he was

0:07:59.109 --> 0:08:01.549
<v Speaker 1>I swear on a bus to Hollywood and he just

0:08:01.629 --> 0:08:05.029
<v Speaker 1>fell into like a blockbuster like his faith. Someone stopped

0:08:05.109 --> 0:08:07.149
<v Speaker 1>him and went, you need to be the most famous

0:08:07.149 --> 0:08:08.829
<v Speaker 1>man in the world, and he was like, I know

0:08:09.469 --> 0:08:12.309
<v Speaker 1>that's why coming here. Yeah, I swear people just like

0:08:12.349 --> 0:08:15.509
<v Speaker 1>take a step inside Hollywood and they're like, here is

0:08:15.509 --> 0:08:18.229
<v Speaker 1>a movie, here is a starring role. And that never

0:08:18.229 --> 0:08:20.549
<v Speaker 1>happened to us in west Ryde. Nobody ever looked at

0:08:20.629 --> 0:08:24.029
<v Speaker 1>us and went, yeah, there's a stage, we'll put you

0:08:24.069 --> 0:08:29.269
<v Speaker 1>on it. We really had to fight, but I think

0:08:29.669 --> 0:08:33.509
<v Speaker 1>that maybe that's because when we were children, Yeah, we

0:08:33.549 --> 0:08:38.469
<v Speaker 1>looked like this. So I know that one topic of

0:08:38.469 --> 0:08:42.989
<v Speaker 1>today's episode will be euphoria and drug use. Yeah. I

0:08:43.029 --> 0:08:45.309
<v Speaker 1>look at those images and I'm like, I think we

0:08:45.349 --> 0:08:50.429
<v Speaker 1>could have been cast actually yeah, just like wrong end

0:08:50.429 --> 0:08:55.469
<v Speaker 1>of the tracks. Yes, And I also then remembered that, like,

0:08:55.549 --> 0:08:58.949
<v Speaker 1>so that was one disadvantage. Yeah, but then our personalities

0:08:58.949 --> 0:09:02.829
<v Speaker 1>were like this and like the gen Z's talk about

0:09:02.909 --> 0:09:05.629
<v Speaker 1>riz Yeah, and we're talking about it on a podcast

0:09:05.669 --> 0:09:08.429
<v Speaker 1>once with one of my co hosts on Mummy Are

0:09:08.469 --> 0:09:10.549
<v Speaker 1>Out Loud and she just went, you don't have riz.

0:09:11.229 --> 0:09:13.509
<v Speaker 1>I went, no, I don't do I I never had it.

0:09:13.549 --> 0:09:18.229
<v Speaker 1>Not a lot of charisma, not a lot of energy, energy, personality. Again,

0:09:18.669 --> 0:09:21.869
<v Speaker 1>laziness doesn't make for a triple threat. He doesn't a

0:09:21.869 --> 0:09:24.469
<v Speaker 1>triple threat. It doesn't. So I think you can see

0:09:24.509 --> 0:09:28.509
<v Speaker 1>why we were never on the Disney Channel. Okay any who.

0:09:29.069 --> 0:09:33.589
<v Speaker 1>Zendaya made her television debut at fourteen as Rocky Blue

0:09:33.669 --> 0:09:36.669
<v Speaker 1>in the Disney Channel sitcom Shake It Up, and then

0:09:36.709 --> 0:09:40.469
<v Speaker 1>she start as Ksey Cooper in Ksey Undercover. Never Heard

0:09:40.469 --> 0:09:42.869
<v Speaker 1>of It. She went on to make her feature film

0:09:42.909 --> 0:09:47.149
<v Speaker 1>debut in Spider Man Homecoming as MJ opposite Tom Holland,

0:09:47.429 --> 0:09:49.829
<v Speaker 1>and the sequels Far From Home and No Way Home.

0:09:50.549 --> 0:09:54.589
<v Speaker 1>One of mine and Jesse's enduring fights is whether there

0:09:54.629 --> 0:09:58.309
<v Speaker 1>have been enough Spider Man's And I say no. Every

0:09:58.309 --> 0:10:00.229
<v Speaker 1>time there's a new Spider Man, it blows my mind.

0:10:00.349 --> 0:10:02.949
<v Speaker 1>I love them too many. When you told me Andrew

0:10:02.949 --> 0:10:06.549
<v Speaker 1>Garfield had been enough Spider Man, I was like, when, yeah,

0:10:06.589 --> 0:10:09.109
<v Speaker 1>like there every man in Hollywood has been a spider

0:10:09.349 --> 0:10:11.629
<v Speaker 1>they have. But I think when I look at that image,

0:10:11.829 --> 0:10:14.629
<v Speaker 1>I think, you know, people talk about millennials and gen

0:10:14.749 --> 0:10:17.909
<v Speaker 1>z and when were you born and how you differentiate.

0:10:18.509 --> 0:10:21.229
<v Speaker 1>The true way to differentiate between a millennial and a

0:10:21.229 --> 0:10:24.309
<v Speaker 1>gen Z is to ask were you Disney or were

0:10:24.349 --> 0:10:28.389
<v Speaker 1>you Nickelodeon? Because as a millennial, we were all Nickelodeon.

0:10:29.069 --> 0:10:31.429
<v Speaker 1>And I made the error of marrying a gen Z.

0:10:32.309 --> 0:10:35.869
<v Speaker 1>Nick and Cody, what's that? No, Zach and Cody. You

0:10:35.869 --> 0:10:39.029
<v Speaker 1>don't even know what it is? Zach and Cody, Cody.

0:10:39.149 --> 0:10:42.109
<v Speaker 1>That's so raven. There were all these duos that I've

0:10:42.149 --> 0:10:43.909
<v Speaker 1>never heard of. I've never heard of any of them

0:10:44.189 --> 0:10:46.509
<v Speaker 1>that shake it up. You just talked about Hannah Montana,

0:10:46.829 --> 0:10:49.429
<v Speaker 1>never watched it, and then I bring up in Passing

0:10:49.669 --> 0:10:52.549
<v Speaker 1>Amanda Bynes and he's like, who's that? And it's like

0:10:53.029 --> 0:10:57.349
<v Speaker 1>the person who informed my child and whose life I

0:10:57.389 --> 0:11:01.589
<v Speaker 1>am very sad about now actually. But Zendeia is perhaps

0:11:01.669 --> 0:11:05.069
<v Speaker 1>best known for her role as Rue Bennett in Euphoria,

0:11:05.429 --> 0:11:08.909
<v Speaker 1>which he's played since twenty nineteen. She's also starred in

0:11:08.949 --> 0:11:12.629
<v Speaker 1>the films The Greatest show Man, Challenges, June and June

0:11:12.669 --> 0:11:16.509
<v Speaker 1>Part Two. She has a music career as well. She's

0:11:16.589 --> 0:11:20.189
<v Speaker 1>released singles like Swag It Out, Watch Me and Replay

0:11:20.269 --> 0:11:23.829
<v Speaker 1>which We'll get to and her collaboration of Rewrite the

0:11:23.829 --> 0:11:27.429
<v Speaker 1>stars with zac Efron from the Greatest Showman went multi

0:11:27.469 --> 0:11:32.069
<v Speaker 1>platinum globally. She's also written and performed several songs for Euphoria.

0:11:32.549 --> 0:11:36.349
<v Speaker 1>Jesse My structure for today is as follows, the time

0:11:36.389 --> 0:11:40.989
<v Speaker 1>I interviewed her, Euphoria, glorifying drug use, her feud with

0:11:41.069 --> 0:11:45.709
<v Speaker 1>Sam Levinson, that awkward rap battle moment, breaking a relationship rule,

0:11:46.149 --> 0:11:49.989
<v Speaker 1>and dancing in mals. Let's get stuck in. We learned

0:11:49.989 --> 0:11:52.749
<v Speaker 1>about structure at university. We did. We actually learned how

0:11:52.789 --> 0:11:54.869
<v Speaker 1>to structure like an essay, and then we use it

0:11:54.909 --> 0:11:59.069
<v Speaker 1>for our podcast. Okay, so you might be asking, hold on,

0:11:59.309 --> 0:12:02.109
<v Speaker 1>isn't this about the time you interviewed Zendaya. Why are

0:12:02.109 --> 0:12:06.069
<v Speaker 1>there photos of zac Efron there? Well, I'm a terrible feminist,

0:12:06.149 --> 0:12:09.829
<v Speaker 1>that's why, Jesse. Can you believe I've gone this far

0:12:09.869 --> 0:12:13.509
<v Speaker 1>with out mentioning the time I interviewed Zendaya. You don't

0:12:13.509 --> 0:12:15.349
<v Speaker 1>bring it up enough. Yeah, I bring it up in

0:12:15.389 --> 0:12:19.509
<v Speaker 1>most episodes. Anyway, I interviewed her in a purely professional setting.

0:12:19.509 --> 0:12:22.469
<v Speaker 1>I sat opposite her for something like eight minutes when

0:12:22.709 --> 0:12:25.949
<v Speaker 1>her and zac Efron were promoting the Greatest show Man,

0:12:26.589 --> 0:12:30.029
<v Speaker 1>and a few years ago I realized that somebody on

0:12:30.189 --> 0:12:33.829
<v Speaker 1>YouTube had like stolen the video for their YouTube channel,

0:12:34.029 --> 0:12:37.469
<v Speaker 1>and it's gone super viral because apparently they were flirting.

0:12:38.349 --> 0:12:40.589
<v Speaker 1>That's awkward because the story you told when you came

0:12:40.629 --> 0:12:42.549
<v Speaker 1>back from the interview was that you and Zach were

0:12:42.549 --> 0:12:45.669
<v Speaker 1>flirting exactly. And then it's like, oh my god, look

0:12:45.709 --> 0:12:47.989
<v Speaker 1>at the chemistry and know what none of the comments

0:12:47.989 --> 0:12:50.629
<v Speaker 1>say anything about me. Well, they do say things about you,

0:12:50.709 --> 0:12:52.949
<v Speaker 1>but it's not about the chemistry. No, you'll see what

0:12:52.989 --> 0:12:56.309
<v Speaker 1>they say. But it has many millions of views. So

0:12:56.389 --> 0:12:58.709
<v Speaker 1>let's start at the beginning. It was twenty seventeen. It

0:12:58.789 --> 0:13:01.709
<v Speaker 1>was the day before my birthday, which is also the

0:13:01.789 --> 0:13:05.549
<v Speaker 1>day before your birthday, and I was getting an early

0:13:05.589 --> 0:13:09.869
<v Speaker 1>birthday present. Someone at Mamma Maya, our workplace, had made

0:13:09.909 --> 0:13:13.389
<v Speaker 1>it terrible mistake. They had given me the opportunity to

0:13:13.469 --> 0:13:17.909
<v Speaker 1>interview zac Efron and Zendeya in The Greatest Showman aka

0:13:17.989 --> 0:13:20.549
<v Speaker 1>a flawless film that brings nothing but joy to the

0:13:20.589 --> 0:13:23.069
<v Speaker 1>people who watch it. I really like The Greatest Showman,

0:13:23.269 --> 0:13:26.149
<v Speaker 1>but this was an error because I am heinously obsessed

0:13:26.149 --> 0:13:30.589
<v Speaker 1>with zac Efron. It ain't right. I think that movies

0:13:30.669 --> 0:13:34.309
<v Speaker 1>such as Bad Neighbors and relatedly Bad neighbors too are

0:13:34.309 --> 0:13:39.309
<v Speaker 1>works of art. I think his comic timing is vastly underestimated.

0:13:39.349 --> 0:13:42.189
<v Speaker 1>I think he's a wonderful singer, dance art performer. And

0:13:42.349 --> 0:13:46.709
<v Speaker 1>I believed that he would see me, recognition would dawn

0:13:46.749 --> 0:13:49.069
<v Speaker 1>on his face, and he would realize we were meant

0:13:49.069 --> 0:13:51.309
<v Speaker 1>for each other, and that that would be the beginning

0:13:51.349 --> 0:13:53.949
<v Speaker 1>of the greatest love story of all time. I thought

0:13:53.989 --> 0:13:56.109
<v Speaker 1>I would abandon my partner, whom I had been with

0:13:56.269 --> 0:13:57.629
<v Speaker 1>for ten years at that point. Now I have a

0:13:57.669 --> 0:14:00.429
<v Speaker 1>child with I was like, we're done. I'm meeting Zach.

0:14:01.349 --> 0:14:04.029
<v Speaker 1>This was problematic because, as I mentioned, I was interviewing

0:14:04.189 --> 0:14:07.229
<v Speaker 1>zac Efron and Zendeya, and it's like, you have Zendea

0:14:07.269 --> 0:14:09.909
<v Speaker 1>sitting there, and meanwhile I'm like, when are we getting married?

0:14:09.949 --> 0:14:13.029
<v Speaker 1>Z chop Top? But none of that matters. Very It

0:14:13.109 --> 0:14:17.869
<v Speaker 1>is very the Wicked interview where the Australian interviewer only

0:14:17.949 --> 0:14:20.989
<v Speaker 1>interviewed Ariana yeah, and was like, when's your album coming out?

0:14:21.989 --> 0:14:24.909
<v Speaker 1>How about your fragrance line? And Cynthia was like, well

0:14:24.989 --> 0:14:29.229
<v Speaker 1>literally Alphaba, yeah, yeah, very that I was that person,

0:14:30.029 --> 0:14:34.469
<v Speaker 1>but the joke was on me because this happened. Okay,

0:14:34.749 --> 0:14:39.909
<v Speaker 1>So while zac Efron and Zendaya looked like that. For

0:14:39.989 --> 0:14:43.949
<v Speaker 1>some reason, I was the oiliest, sweatiest person who had

0:14:44.029 --> 0:14:47.469
<v Speaker 1>ever been on camera. So no one had told you

0:14:47.749 --> 0:14:51.349
<v Speaker 1>about powder? About powder? No, And when you go on

0:14:51.429 --> 0:14:55.829
<v Speaker 1>television or in front of lights, you think you look glowy, yeah,

0:14:55.869 --> 0:14:58.869
<v Speaker 1>and then the lights turn on and you are slick.

0:14:59.029 --> 0:15:04.709
<v Speaker 1>You are wet, wet, and our skin not good under lights. No.

0:15:04.829 --> 0:15:06.949
<v Speaker 1>When I've done television that come in, the ad breaks

0:15:07.469 --> 0:15:09.469
<v Speaker 1>and they go to powder me, and I look at

0:15:09.469 --> 0:15:11.829
<v Speaker 1>them and I go, are we all powdering? No? The

0:15:11.869 --> 0:15:15.949
<v Speaker 1>others don't need pity. I need power because I'm always hot.

0:15:16.949 --> 0:15:20.589
<v Speaker 1>But I walked out of that interview obviously star struck.

0:15:21.269 --> 0:15:24.869
<v Speaker 1>And I can't describe how beautiful Zendea was in real life,

0:15:25.189 --> 0:15:28.229
<v Speaker 1>Like it wasn't right. We can see that, yeah, No,

0:15:28.349 --> 0:15:30.869
<v Speaker 1>she's she was more beautiful than that. So she's so

0:15:31.069 --> 0:15:34.429
<v Speaker 1>well powdered. Yeah, and she just glows, as does Zach.

0:15:34.669 --> 0:15:36.429
<v Speaker 1>But I remember I got back to the office and

0:15:36.469 --> 0:15:40.629
<v Speaker 1>I refused to wash the hand that I had shaken

0:15:40.789 --> 0:15:43.109
<v Speaker 1>zac Efron's hand with. I think I took a photo

0:15:43.149 --> 0:15:44.469
<v Speaker 1>of it. I still have it in mind. This is

0:15:44.509 --> 0:15:47.349
<v Speaker 1>pre COVID, isn't it. Yeah, so I was like, hmm, beautiful.

0:15:47.709 --> 0:15:49.989
<v Speaker 1>But I came back to the office and everyone's like, oh,

0:15:50.029 --> 0:15:54.669
<v Speaker 1>how was Zendea? And I was like, she was looking

0:15:54.709 --> 0:15:56.789
<v Speaker 1>at her phone when I walked in the room, and

0:15:56.869 --> 0:15:59.789
<v Speaker 1>I was really rude about her, like obviously not in

0:15:59.869 --> 0:16:03.269
<v Speaker 1>any public capacity, just in a purely gossip capacity. I

0:16:03.389 --> 0:16:05.549
<v Speaker 1>was like, she was on her phone. And then I

0:16:05.589 --> 0:16:09.149
<v Speaker 1>interviewed her and like she was lovely, but did you

0:16:09.229 --> 0:16:12.109
<v Speaker 1>need to be looking at her phone? And six years on,

0:16:12.589 --> 0:16:15.709
<v Speaker 1>I have some feedback for myself. Firstly, Claire, you are

0:16:15.749 --> 0:16:19.629
<v Speaker 1>literally always on your phone. You cannot be judging people

0:16:19.629 --> 0:16:22.349
<v Speaker 1>who are on their phone. Secondly, she was twenty two

0:16:22.429 --> 0:16:25.989
<v Speaker 1>years old. Zac Efron is like a decade older, so

0:16:26.029 --> 0:16:28.349
<v Speaker 1>if he was a bit more media trained, that would

0:16:28.349 --> 0:16:31.829
<v Speaker 1>be why. But the other thing is, and this is

0:16:31.909 --> 0:16:35.869
<v Speaker 1>something we have found doing this podcast over how many

0:16:35.949 --> 0:16:37.989
<v Speaker 1>years you wrecking three years? We've been doing four Yeah, yep.

0:16:38.429 --> 0:16:41.989
<v Speaker 1>We are just so hard on women, aren't we. It's

0:16:42.109 --> 0:16:46.149
<v Speaker 1>really fine. Interesting data point behind the scenes for canceled listeners.

0:16:46.229 --> 0:16:49.429
<v Speaker 1>When we do an episode on a man, he gets

0:16:49.469 --> 0:16:54.509
<v Speaker 1>about twenty percent less downloads because people prefer it if

0:16:54.549 --> 0:16:56.789
<v Speaker 1>they feel like we're gonna have a go at a woman.

0:16:57.669 --> 0:16:59.589
<v Speaker 1>They're like, oh, I want that. Yeah, that's how I

0:16:59.629 --> 0:17:02.309
<v Speaker 1>want to spend my weekend. Yeah. And I was guilty

0:17:02.349 --> 0:17:06.709
<v Speaker 1>of it. And she was lovely. She was perfectly lovely.

0:17:06.909 --> 0:17:09.509
<v Speaker 1>But I was like, hmmm, I don't know about that,

0:17:09.669 --> 0:17:11.829
<v Speaker 1>but I think I think I was just jealous because

0:17:11.909 --> 0:17:15.349
<v Speaker 1>Zach was more interested in her than me in hindsight.

0:17:15.589 --> 0:17:18.149
<v Speaker 1>I also want to say that I got my color

0:17:18.189 --> 0:17:21.709
<v Speaker 1>season done recently, and I was told that without coloring,

0:17:21.749 --> 0:17:24.229
<v Speaker 1>we are never to wear black because it makes us

0:17:24.309 --> 0:17:29.869
<v Speaker 1>look sick and tired. And I think you're right. I

0:17:29.909 --> 0:17:33.189
<v Speaker 1>think it does nothing for me. Oh god, it's just

0:17:33.229 --> 0:17:35.269
<v Speaker 1>so tragic. But you know, some of the comments were

0:17:35.269 --> 0:17:38.749
<v Speaker 1>about was it really hot that day? Stuff like that.

0:17:40.149 --> 0:17:44.909
<v Speaker 1>So that was the time I interviewed Zendaya. Euphoria Glorifying

0:17:45.109 --> 0:17:48.949
<v Speaker 1>drug Use Jesse. We've both seen every episode of Euphoria,

0:17:49.389 --> 0:17:52.749
<v Speaker 1>but for those who haven't, Euphoria is an American teen

0:17:52.909 --> 0:17:58.349
<v Speaker 1>drama TV series created and written by Sam Levinson for HBO.

0:17:58.869 --> 0:18:01.189
<v Speaker 1>This will become relevant, we'll get back to Sam. But

0:18:01.309 --> 0:18:05.629
<v Speaker 1>it stars Zendaya, Maude Apatow, Hunter Schaefer, Sidney Sweeney, and

0:18:05.709 --> 0:18:09.229
<v Speaker 1>the Beautiful and Australian Jacob Alordie, who I think about

0:18:09.229 --> 0:18:14.029
<v Speaker 1>a lot. I sound really predatory today. I didn't mean to,

0:18:14.589 --> 0:18:19.149
<v Speaker 1>but Jacob a Laudian saltburn gome On anyway. Euphoria follows

0:18:19.349 --> 0:18:23.589
<v Speaker 1>Rue Bennett Zendeia, a troubled teenage drug addict who struggles

0:18:23.629 --> 0:18:26.109
<v Speaker 1>to get sober, and a broader cast of main characters

0:18:26.109 --> 0:18:29.029
<v Speaker 1>who deal with relationships and family dynamics and so on.

0:18:29.829 --> 0:18:32.989
<v Speaker 1>It's set and filmed in California, and it's received all

0:18:33.109 --> 0:18:36.829
<v Speaker 1>this praise for its cinematography and performances. And it's the

0:18:36.949 --> 0:18:41.829
<v Speaker 1>fourth most watched HBO series in history, behind Game of Thrones,

0:18:41.909 --> 0:18:44.829
<v Speaker 1>The Last of Us and House of the Dragon. And

0:18:45.069 --> 0:18:48.149
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know this, but it shares the same universe

0:18:48.589 --> 0:18:52.949
<v Speaker 1>as Levinson's twenty twenty three series The Idol, which we'll

0:18:52.949 --> 0:18:57.269
<v Speaker 1>get to. But Euphoria has been criticized for glorifying drug use,

0:18:57.629 --> 0:19:01.949
<v Speaker 1>mostly because Zendeia suffers with addiction. But she's very beautiful

0:19:02.029 --> 0:19:05.509
<v Speaker 1>and very cool and somewhat aspirational to a young audience.

0:19:05.549 --> 0:19:08.629
<v Speaker 1>I don't think that's her fault. I think she's meant

0:19:08.669 --> 0:19:12.789
<v Speaker 1>to look messy, disheveled, but I just always want to

0:19:12.789 --> 0:19:15.789
<v Speaker 1>look like Zendeia in any context, I'm going to find

0:19:15.829 --> 0:19:20.069
<v Speaker 1>her aspirational. Yeah, zendeya MESSI and dishevelled is us after

0:19:20.189 --> 0:19:23.509
<v Speaker 1>like four days of Hairmaker? Yeah exactly. This is like

0:19:23.709 --> 0:19:26.709
<v Speaker 1>one scene where I guess people say it sort of

0:19:26.989 --> 0:19:30.309
<v Speaker 1>lightens the idea of somebody having drug issues. I just

0:19:30.629 --> 0:19:43.509
<v Speaker 1>looked a little better with And she's often running into things,

0:19:43.709 --> 0:19:46.189
<v Speaker 1>often going to host. There was a quote that I saw.

0:19:46.349 --> 0:19:50.469
<v Speaker 1>It was the advocacy group Parents Television and Media Council

0:19:51.269 --> 0:19:57.029
<v Speaker 1>called Euphoria dark, depraved, degenerate, and nihilistic. And I read

0:19:57.069 --> 0:19:59.429
<v Speaker 1>that and I went, if I had to choose four

0:19:59.469 --> 0:20:07.389
<v Speaker 1>adjectives to describe teenagers, those four adjectives would probably be dark, depraved, degenerate, nihilistic. Yeah.

0:20:07.429 --> 0:20:09.749
<v Speaker 1>We always say we want more media about teens, and

0:20:09.829 --> 0:20:12.429
<v Speaker 1>then if time we see it where like, well that's bleak,

0:20:13.069 --> 0:20:15.589
<v Speaker 1>it's like they're no shit, things aren't good yeah to

0:20:15.669 --> 0:20:18.109
<v Speaker 1>the teens. And then you watch Seventh Heaven and we

0:20:18.229 --> 0:20:22.789
<v Speaker 1>market because it's silly. But in an article in Time

0:20:23.349 --> 0:20:26.749
<v Speaker 1>titled What Euphoria gets right and wrong about teen drug

0:20:26.829 --> 0:20:29.949
<v Speaker 1>use and addiction, Tara Law argues that while the show

0:20:30.109 --> 0:20:32.469
<v Speaker 1>does a good job of tackling the fact that drug

0:20:32.549 --> 0:20:35.589
<v Speaker 1>use is not rare among adolescents and the chaos that

0:20:35.589 --> 0:20:38.709
<v Speaker 1>addiction can cause. It doesn't do well at showing the

0:20:38.789 --> 0:20:42.149
<v Speaker 1>range of options people have to help them recover from

0:20:42.229 --> 0:20:47.469
<v Speaker 1>substance use disorder. In the show's defense, that wouldn't make

0:20:47.549 --> 0:20:53.629
<v Speaker 1>for amazing TV. But apparently the best options for recovery

0:20:53.709 --> 0:20:57.589
<v Speaker 1>aren't explored, and one of them that is cited in

0:20:57.589 --> 0:21:01.629
<v Speaker 1>this article is that there's a medication for opioid use

0:21:01.669 --> 0:21:08.389
<v Speaker 1>disorder called buprenephrine, which reduces cravings and withdrawal symptoms. And

0:21:08.709 --> 0:21:14.069
<v Speaker 1>that is so important. But I just don't know if

0:21:14.149 --> 0:21:17.669
<v Speaker 1>seeing zend Aa try a medication to help with her

0:21:17.709 --> 0:21:21.829
<v Speaker 1>opioid use is just that great for television. This criticism

0:21:21.909 --> 0:21:25.029
<v Speaker 1>of fiction, where it's like, why doesn't she just try

0:21:25.029 --> 0:21:30.229
<v Speaker 1>a successful treatment overlooks the point of fiction. Yeah, it's

0:21:30.309 --> 0:21:33.829
<v Speaker 1>like saying with Harry Potter, well, why don't Harry and

0:21:33.909 --> 0:21:36.749
<v Speaker 1>Voldemort just get along? Yeah, why don't they just get

0:21:36.789 --> 0:21:39.029
<v Speaker 1>on the phone and sort out their differences? Because then

0:21:39.069 --> 0:21:42.789
<v Speaker 1>it's there's not seven books, there's three terrible chapters that

0:21:42.909 --> 0:21:46.309
<v Speaker 1>don't make any sense. Yeah, we need the tension. Why

0:21:46.349 --> 0:21:50.429
<v Speaker 1>don't Romeo and Juliet just text and say I'm not

0:21:50.589 --> 0:21:54.269
<v Speaker 1>a yah yah, FYI still alive, FYI still alive. It

0:21:54.269 --> 0:21:58.109
<v Speaker 1>would all be sorted terrible fiction. What we need is

0:21:58.149 --> 0:22:02.109
<v Speaker 1>our characters to make very bad decisions, because that's also

0:22:02.229 --> 0:22:05.589
<v Speaker 1>you know where else bad decisions happen life. Yeah, we

0:22:05.669 --> 0:22:07.749
<v Speaker 1>need Rue not to get better, I know, because we

0:22:07.789 --> 0:22:09.949
<v Speaker 1>need a second season because it makes the production come

0:22:10.149 --> 0:22:14.429
<v Speaker 1>any millions of dollars. I know, and we do often

0:22:14.469 --> 0:22:16.989
<v Speaker 1>have to say on the show, like Euphoria is fictional.

0:22:17.269 --> 0:22:20.389
<v Speaker 1>It isn't real. It is just a story. It is

0:22:20.429 --> 0:22:23.149
<v Speaker 1>made up. You can't really get mad at it. Because

0:22:23.149 --> 0:22:27.789
<v Speaker 1>it's also helpful because when I few years ago, I

0:22:27.829 --> 0:22:30.069
<v Speaker 1>broke my leg while in the Northern Territory and I

0:22:30.109 --> 0:22:32.749
<v Speaker 1>went eight hours and there wasn't any pain relief, and

0:22:32.789 --> 0:22:35.869
<v Speaker 1>then the Royal Flying Doctor Service came and they landed

0:22:36.149 --> 0:22:39.909
<v Speaker 1>and they explained what drugs they had available, and Claire

0:22:40.709 --> 0:22:43.109
<v Speaker 1>was able to translate. Yeah, because you were like ventanyl.

0:22:43.909 --> 0:22:46.709
<v Speaker 1>I know about that from Euphoria. I said, oh my god,

0:22:46.749 --> 0:22:50.869
<v Speaker 1>when Zendia takes ventanal, she just passes out, like it

0:22:51.029 --> 0:22:53.629
<v Speaker 1>is just great. I'm the one you want. Up the dose,

0:22:53.749 --> 0:22:57.149
<v Speaker 1>up the dose. Yeah, yeah, you need to calm down. Yeah,

0:22:57.229 --> 0:23:00.749
<v Speaker 1>I knew all about it, but I think in conclusion,

0:23:01.389 --> 0:23:04.629
<v Speaker 1>we don't think Zendaea is obliged to solve the opioid

0:23:04.629 --> 0:23:08.069
<v Speaker 1>epidemic in the United States. I like Euphoria. That's a vibe.

0:23:08.509 --> 0:23:12.789
<v Speaker 1>I think so too. Jesse her feud with Sam Levinson.

0:23:13.509 --> 0:23:16.989
<v Speaker 1>I promised we would come back to him. I mentioned

0:23:16.989 --> 0:23:20.789
<v Speaker 1>before that another Sam Levinson show, The Idol, shares the

0:23:20.829 --> 0:23:24.789
<v Speaker 1>same universe as Euphoria, and I didn't know this. And

0:23:25.229 --> 0:23:27.989
<v Speaker 1>I think no one would know this because no one's

0:23:28.069 --> 0:23:31.309
<v Speaker 1>watched The Idol in full, because it is darable and

0:23:31.389 --> 0:23:35.749
<v Speaker 1>appalling and very bad. It stars the Weekend, doesn't it

0:23:35.789 --> 0:23:38.629
<v Speaker 1>The Weekend who I refer to is the Wikend because

0:23:38.949 --> 0:23:43.629
<v Speaker 1>there's no E, there's no I have only seen clips

0:23:43.629 --> 0:23:46.109
<v Speaker 1>of the Idol on TikTok. It's the only way it's

0:23:46.149 --> 0:23:48.949
<v Speaker 1>been absorbed by the culture. And I would imagine Zendaya

0:23:48.989 --> 0:23:52.469
<v Speaker 1>has only seen clips on TikTok because she's mad about it.

0:23:52.869 --> 0:23:56.509
<v Speaker 1>Let me explain. There have been two very highly successful

0:23:56.549 --> 0:24:00.149
<v Speaker 1>seasons of Euphoria, and everyone's been waiting for this third season.

0:24:00.669 --> 0:24:04.829
<v Speaker 1>But rumors are that Levinson's obsession with The Idol, which

0:24:04.869 --> 0:24:08.269
<v Speaker 1>was released in twenty twenty three, pushed the third season

0:24:08.269 --> 0:24:11.669
<v Speaker 1>of Euphoria back as an is pissed about it. An

0:24:11.669 --> 0:24:14.789
<v Speaker 1>investigation in The Hollywood Reporter published in July of this

0:24:14.949 --> 0:24:19.309
<v Speaker 1>year claims that the tension between Zendaya and Levinson has

0:24:19.349 --> 0:24:24.069
<v Speaker 1>actually lengthened the delay in going forward with Euphoria's third season.

0:24:24.349 --> 0:24:26.389
<v Speaker 1>And they used to be really close and now they're not.

0:24:26.989 --> 0:24:31.029
<v Speaker 1>And basically, Zendea got very frustrated when he went all

0:24:31.029 --> 0:24:34.189
<v Speaker 1>in on the idol, and she went to HBO executives

0:24:34.229 --> 0:24:36.269
<v Speaker 1>and was like, guys, we've got a good show. We

0:24:36.349 --> 0:24:41.709
<v Speaker 1>won a third season, and he was preoccupied. The idol

0:24:41.829 --> 0:24:46.509
<v Speaker 1>was created by Levinson and Abel tess Fay aka The Weekend,

0:24:47.389 --> 0:24:51.229
<v Speaker 1>and it focuses on a female pop star, Jocelyn played

0:24:51.229 --> 0:24:55.109
<v Speaker 1>by Lily Rose Depth, who's Johnny Depp's daughter, and she's

0:24:55.149 --> 0:24:57.789
<v Speaker 1>in a relationship with Ted Dross played by The Weekend,

0:24:58.389 --> 0:25:01.789
<v Speaker 1>who is a sleazy nightclub owner, self help guru, and

0:25:01.829 --> 0:25:06.309
<v Speaker 1>cult leader and is inner word so gross. It was

0:25:06.349 --> 0:25:10.429
<v Speaker 1>originally being directed by a woman, then Sam Levinson took

0:25:10.429 --> 0:25:13.749
<v Speaker 1>over and took it in a different direction, and basically

0:25:13.829 --> 0:25:17.149
<v Speaker 1>it was gonna be this exploration of women being exploited

0:25:17.149 --> 0:25:20.229
<v Speaker 1>in the music industry, and then Sam Levinson was like,

0:25:20.589 --> 0:25:23.949
<v Speaker 1>m but why don't we make it a degrading love

0:25:24.029 --> 0:25:26.629
<v Speaker 1>story from the man's perspective? And everyone was like, because

0:25:26.669 --> 0:25:29.509
<v Speaker 1>that's terrible, but that's what they made. It strikes me

0:25:29.549 --> 0:25:31.989
<v Speaker 1>as you know when you're working on a group project

0:25:32.029 --> 0:25:34.389
<v Speaker 1>and you're on a zoom call and there's like fifteen

0:25:34.429 --> 0:25:37.229
<v Speaker 1>of you and you go, wow, imagine if you were

0:25:37.269 --> 0:25:40.269
<v Speaker 1>in charge, like the worst person in the room, Yeah,

0:25:40.309 --> 0:25:43.549
<v Speaker 1>was the boss. I think that happened. It actually had

0:25:43.589 --> 0:25:47.949
<v Speaker 1>to be completely reshot so they filmed it. They looked

0:25:47.949 --> 0:25:50.749
<v Speaker 1>at early versions of it, and Levinson in the Weekend

0:25:50.909 --> 0:25:54.109
<v Speaker 1>hated it. And Jess and I we have written and

0:25:54.469 --> 0:25:57.749
<v Speaker 1>helped produce an Australian TV show and I cannot stress

0:25:58.229 --> 0:26:00.589
<v Speaker 1>how much of a drama it would be to reshoot.

0:26:00.789 --> 0:26:03.869
<v Speaker 1>It's just bizarre. So I can't imagine what the original

0:26:03.949 --> 0:26:07.509
<v Speaker 1>looked like given what we saw. My theory is that

0:26:07.549 --> 0:26:09.829
<v Speaker 1>the original was good and they blow it all up,

0:26:10.229 --> 0:26:12.269
<v Speaker 1>undid everything that was good about it, and made it

0:26:12.269 --> 0:26:15.589
<v Speaker 1>into what has been described as the worst television show

0:26:15.629 --> 0:26:18.869
<v Speaker 1>in HBO history. Yes, yes, so here are some of

0:26:18.909 --> 0:26:23.469
<v Speaker 1>the reactions. It was absolutely panned canceled after one season.

0:26:23.629 --> 0:26:28.309
<v Speaker 1>People were so upset. And my favorite hobby it's to

0:26:28.349 --> 0:26:31.189
<v Speaker 1>go on IMDb and read reviews of bad shows. I

0:26:31.229 --> 0:26:33.389
<v Speaker 1>spend a lot of time there. And this is what

0:26:33.429 --> 0:26:36.469
<v Speaker 1>people have written about the Idol, which it's got four

0:26:36.469 --> 0:26:39.069
<v Speaker 1>point four out of ten. Actually better than I thought.

0:26:39.989 --> 0:26:43.949
<v Speaker 1>No substance. This gives me high school play vibes with

0:26:44.029 --> 0:26:47.829
<v Speaker 1>lots of nudity, sex and shock value with absolutely no content.

0:26:48.229 --> 0:26:51.949
<v Speaker 1>This is really bad. The plot is incredibly not interesting.

0:26:52.469 --> 0:26:55.229
<v Speaker 1>I was tired after ten minutes, but thought I would

0:26:55.229 --> 0:26:58.069
<v Speaker 1>give it the benefit of the doubt. At twenty minutes,

0:26:58.109 --> 0:27:00.549
<v Speaker 1>something inside of me was breaking. I like how this

0:27:00.589 --> 0:27:03.589
<v Speaker 1>feels like a journal change. The dialogue is like an

0:27:03.669 --> 0:27:07.069
<v Speaker 1>AI idea of what human dialogue should be. This is

0:27:07.149 --> 0:27:10.829
<v Speaker 1>really embarrassing for everyone involved. I like this one worse

0:27:10.909 --> 0:27:13.869
<v Speaker 1>than you've heard. Just to be clear what we'd heard.

0:27:14.069 --> 0:27:17.469
<v Speaker 1>This is a review from The Guardian featuring a performance

0:27:17.509 --> 0:27:21.029
<v Speaker 1>from the WICCAND that should be tried at the Hague,

0:27:21.669 --> 0:27:24.989
<v Speaker 1>which is the International Criminal Court. Ye worse than that,

0:27:25.589 --> 0:27:28.789
<v Speaker 1>they say. When James Madison wrote the Bill of Rights

0:27:28.869 --> 0:27:32.229
<v Speaker 1>to the US Constitution, he would have left out freedom

0:27:32.229 --> 0:27:38.069
<v Speaker 1>of speech and expression. If he had seen this cringe worby.

0:27:38.269 --> 0:27:40.829
<v Speaker 1>It is impossible to believe that this show is from

0:27:40.869 --> 0:27:45.109
<v Speaker 1>the same network as Succession and White Lotus. Someone definitely

0:27:45.149 --> 0:27:50.749
<v Speaker 1>needs to get fired. Ridiculous plotline, horrific acting. Levinson and

0:27:50.869 --> 0:27:54.389
<v Speaker 1>Abel need to be on a watch list. The other

0:27:54.429 --> 0:27:57.389
<v Speaker 1>thing is on IMDb. All these people were like, I

0:27:58.029 --> 0:28:01.149
<v Speaker 1>created a profile just to leave this review. There were

0:28:01.269 --> 0:28:03.069
<v Speaker 1>so many who were like, why did I have to

0:28:03.109 --> 0:28:05.269
<v Speaker 1>create a profile just to leave this I'm like, you

0:28:05.389 --> 0:28:08.149
<v Speaker 1>did that. I'm just reading them. You could also just

0:28:08.189 --> 0:28:10.749
<v Speaker 1>read them. I wondered if because to bring it back

0:28:10.789 --> 0:28:14.829
<v Speaker 1>to Zendeia because she is a triple threat. I worry

0:28:14.989 --> 0:28:18.789
<v Speaker 1>that she has inspired the wickened over here to believe

0:28:18.829 --> 0:28:21.629
<v Speaker 1>he might be a triple threat. Before going into this,

0:28:22.109 --> 0:28:24.029
<v Speaker 1>we knew he could sing. He's one of the most

0:28:24.069 --> 0:28:27.029
<v Speaker 1>successful singers in the world. He went, maybe I can act,

0:28:27.269 --> 0:28:30.029
<v Speaker 1>which is the same error that Mariah Carey made, Yeah,

0:28:30.029 --> 0:28:31.629
<v Speaker 1>and glitter And then they go and give it a

0:28:31.669 --> 0:28:33.229
<v Speaker 1>go and they go, you know what, don't worry I

0:28:33.269 --> 0:28:36.709
<v Speaker 1>can't yeah, And that's exactly what happened here, And so

0:28:36.869 --> 0:28:40.909
<v Speaker 1>Zendeya and Sam Levinson had this huge falling out because

0:28:41.389 --> 0:28:44.269
<v Speaker 1>now Euphoria Season three isn't even meant to start filming

0:28:44.429 --> 0:28:47.789
<v Speaker 1>until twenty twenty five. And meanwhile, we were all assaulted

0:28:47.789 --> 0:28:52.269
<v Speaker 1>by the idol. It was awful Jesse, that awkward rap

0:28:52.349 --> 0:28:57.509
<v Speaker 1>battle moment. Oh, this is a gift that kind of

0:28:57.549 --> 0:29:05.389
<v Speaker 1>shows people's response. Guys, remember Matt Rife. He went viral

0:29:05.469 --> 0:29:08.949
<v Speaker 1>last year for things such as saying none non ironically

0:29:09.109 --> 0:29:12.229
<v Speaker 1>that being too hot was hurting his comedy career, and

0:29:12.509 --> 0:29:15.949
<v Speaker 1>releasing a Netflix special where he made a domestic violence

0:29:16.069 --> 0:29:19.029
<v Speaker 1>joke about a woman with a black eye that genuinely

0:29:19.109 --> 0:29:21.749
<v Speaker 1>wasn't funny, and also a bunch of jokes about women

0:29:21.869 --> 0:29:26.229
<v Speaker 1>being obsessed with astrology that also wasn't funny. Anyway, it

0:29:26.309 --> 0:29:28.549
<v Speaker 1>turns out that in twenty fifteen he was on a

0:29:28.589 --> 0:29:32.349
<v Speaker 1>show called Wild and Out, one of those weird American

0:29:32.389 --> 0:29:35.989
<v Speaker 1>shows that has rules that don't make any sense. Basically,

0:29:36.109 --> 0:29:39.109
<v Speaker 1>one person from each team has to hold water in

0:29:39.149 --> 0:29:41.869
<v Speaker 1>their mouths while members of another team try to make

0:29:41.909 --> 0:29:45.429
<v Speaker 1>them laugh, and a clip of Matt Rife trying to

0:29:45.469 --> 0:29:49.709
<v Speaker 1>make Zendeia laugh resurfaced last year. And I need to

0:29:49.749 --> 0:29:52.869
<v Speaker 1>emphasize this point before we play the video. It's meant

0:29:52.949 --> 0:29:56.429
<v Speaker 1>to be comedy it's meant to be teams of comedians

0:29:56.549 --> 0:29:59.989
<v Speaker 1>making a celebrity guest laugh, so they spit out the water.

0:30:00.389 --> 0:30:06.709
<v Speaker 1>Here's a video. Let's make a lifestyle that spit that water,

0:30:06.749 --> 0:30:17.829
<v Speaker 1>ass like and get your number, Please your hand, don't

0:30:17.829 --> 0:30:23.189
<v Speaker 1>be touching on it like that. I'm really glad that

0:30:23.229 --> 0:30:27.389
<v Speaker 1>you gave context of that was comedy. He reminds me

0:30:27.469 --> 0:30:30.149
<v Speaker 1>of like a five year old that says he didn't

0:30:30.149 --> 0:30:32.149
<v Speaker 1>need all the Easter eggs when he has chocolate on

0:30:32.189 --> 0:30:34.469
<v Speaker 1>his nose. Yeah, yeah, we just saw you touch her

0:30:34.509 --> 0:30:36.469
<v Speaker 1>face and he's like, I didn't touch it. Why are

0:30:36.509 --> 0:30:39.549
<v Speaker 1>you talking like that? Talking like that? At the beginning,

0:30:39.589 --> 0:30:41.189
<v Speaker 1>it's cut off a little bit, but at the beginning

0:30:41.229 --> 0:30:44.469
<v Speaker 1>he says, look, you're mixed. I want to be black.

0:30:44.669 --> 0:30:48.189
<v Speaker 1>Let's make a lifestyle movie. There's nothing funny about that,

0:30:48.469 --> 0:30:51.669
<v Speaker 1>and it's offensive and weird and it doesn't even make sense,

0:30:52.189 --> 0:30:56.629
<v Speaker 1>but mostly it's not funny. So poor Zendaya. It's unclear

0:30:56.669 --> 0:30:58.669
<v Speaker 1>why he had to say anything about her race, and

0:30:58.709 --> 0:31:01.309
<v Speaker 1>it's gross that he's hitting on her. But I think

0:31:01.349 --> 0:31:03.709
<v Speaker 1>the most painful thing is that she was subjected to

0:31:03.749 --> 0:31:07.229
<v Speaker 1>that attempt at comedy. There are just so many subpar

0:31:07.429 --> 0:31:11.149
<v Speaker 1>men around. Zendeya that she always looks exasperate, but she

0:31:11.829 --> 0:31:14.709
<v Speaker 1>knows how much of a fail that man. Yeah, it's

0:31:14.789 --> 0:31:17.869
<v Speaker 1>like we talk on canceled about the people you cancel

0:31:17.909 --> 0:31:20.389
<v Speaker 1>along the way, because often you'll be talk about someone

0:31:20.429 --> 0:31:22.629
<v Speaker 1>and there's just someone who did something weird at one point.

0:31:22.909 --> 0:31:25.669
<v Speaker 1>Matt Raife, you cancel him along the way, Sam Levinson,

0:31:26.309 --> 0:31:29.909
<v Speaker 1>the weakened. You cancel them all along the way, breaking

0:31:30.109 --> 0:31:35.709
<v Speaker 1>a relationship rule. Tom Holland aka Spider Man and Zendaya

0:31:35.869 --> 0:31:39.549
<v Speaker 1>have been dating since twenty twenty one. Side note, I

0:31:39.589 --> 0:31:42.629
<v Speaker 1>think some DAYA dated Jacob Alordie. They did. Yeah, they

0:31:42.709 --> 0:31:45.909
<v Speaker 1>did our very own, our very own. Yes, but every

0:31:45.909 --> 0:31:47.629
<v Speaker 1>now but when he got in a fight, could he

0:31:48.269 --> 0:31:50.589
<v Speaker 1>did he get in the fight with Kyle Sandal like

0:31:50.669 --> 0:31:51.989
<v Speaker 1>and I made that up? He got to know he

0:31:52.029 --> 0:31:55.269
<v Speaker 1>did their producer who was like give us some bath water?

0:31:55.549 --> 0:31:59.469
<v Speaker 1>Yeah remember, Yeah, it wasn't even relevant because oh no,

0:31:59.509 --> 0:32:01.949
<v Speaker 1>it was because he was in the bar. Yeah. Australia

0:32:01.989 --> 0:32:04.869
<v Speaker 1>is disgusting anyway. We always upset people and they never

0:32:04.869 --> 0:32:08.509
<v Speaker 1>come back. Yeah, even when they belong here. It's so bad.

0:32:08.869 --> 0:32:11.509
<v Speaker 1>But every now and then the Internet loses it because

0:32:11.509 --> 0:32:15.709
<v Speaker 1>they remember that Zendaya and her boyfriend have a height difference,

0:32:15.909 --> 0:32:21.549
<v Speaker 1>and they're like, whoa. So some genuine headlines include, yes,

0:32:21.869 --> 0:32:25.909
<v Speaker 1>she's tall. Every time Tom Holland and Zendeya addressed their

0:32:25.949 --> 0:32:30.589
<v Speaker 1>height difference, that's not content anyway. He's not the kind

0:32:30.629 --> 0:32:33.669
<v Speaker 1>of insecure guy to care. The obvious height difference between

0:32:33.669 --> 0:32:36.629
<v Speaker 1>Tom Holland and Zendeya is one of the reasons that

0:32:36.709 --> 0:32:39.869
<v Speaker 1>makes them the eat couple of Hollywood. The grammar is

0:32:39.989 --> 0:32:43.789
<v Speaker 1>just there's too many words. Isn't that significant? It's just

0:32:43.829 --> 0:32:45.829
<v Speaker 1>not that significant. You know what we don't get. We

0:32:45.869 --> 0:32:51.429
<v Speaker 1>don't get headlines about like Simone Biles and her basketballer boyfriend,

0:32:51.469 --> 0:32:54.189
<v Speaker 1>who I think is about seven foot, she's about four foot.

0:32:54.469 --> 0:32:56.709
<v Speaker 1>We've got a human in between both of them. Yeah,

0:32:56.749 --> 0:32:59.389
<v Speaker 1>oh my god. And still we're not panicking with these two.

0:32:59.429 --> 0:33:02.749
<v Speaker 1>It's like, let's panic, how do you kiss? Yeah? How

0:33:02.749 --> 0:33:06.269
<v Speaker 1>does it work? Logistic? Ever looked each other in the eye? Yeah?

0:33:06.389 --> 0:33:10.589
<v Speaker 1>Another headline Zendea and Tom Holland break stereotypes how their

0:33:10.629 --> 0:33:15.029
<v Speaker 1>height difference strengthens their love story. Who are we need?

0:33:15.069 --> 0:33:18.709
<v Speaker 1>We do need more representation in all seriousness for shot men,

0:33:18.909 --> 0:33:22.269
<v Speaker 1>short men, shot kings, shot kings, with shot kings exactly right.

0:33:22.309 --> 0:33:24.269
<v Speaker 1>This is really important to short men to believe that

0:33:24.349 --> 0:33:27.029
<v Speaker 1>they too can be with tall, beautiful women. Yes. On

0:33:27.069 --> 0:33:29.949
<v Speaker 1>the twenty twenty one press circuit for Spider Man No

0:33:30.069 --> 0:33:33.629
<v Speaker 1>Way Home, Zendeia and Tom Holland were repeatedly asked to

0:33:33.669 --> 0:33:37.109
<v Speaker 1>address their height difference. In one interview, what do they

0:33:37.149 --> 0:33:39.829
<v Speaker 1>expect them to say? I don't know. It's just not

0:33:39.949 --> 0:33:43.789
<v Speaker 1>a lot there. So in one interview, Tom Holland was

0:33:43.829 --> 0:33:48.149
<v Speaker 1>asked in Far From Home, when MJ and Peter kiss, Zendea,

0:33:48.269 --> 0:33:52.349
<v Speaker 1>you're taller than Tom. It became this thing. Tom interjected,

0:33:52.749 --> 0:33:55.789
<v Speaker 1>not that much taller, he said, let's put this out there,

0:33:56.029 --> 0:33:58.389
<v Speaker 1>maybe like an inch or two at best. It's not

0:33:58.629 --> 0:34:01.229
<v Speaker 1>like people say, like, how did you guys kiss? It

0:34:01.309 --> 0:34:04.669
<v Speaker 1>must have been so difficult. And then the interviewer butted in,

0:34:04.829 --> 0:34:07.589
<v Speaker 1>was like, yeah, it's so misogynistic when people talk about

0:34:07.629 --> 0:34:10.549
<v Speaker 1>height differences. It's so screwed up. It's so probably you

0:34:10.629 --> 0:34:13.029
<v Speaker 1>brought it up, mate, you brought it off. That is

0:34:13.069 --> 0:34:16.749
<v Speaker 1>a classic interviewer slash that there's this internet thing where

0:34:16.789 --> 0:34:18.429
<v Speaker 1>you put it out there and you're like, I think

0:34:18.469 --> 0:34:22.189
<v Speaker 1>it's so offensive how everyone's talking about their height difference,

0:34:22.389 --> 0:34:25.629
<v Speaker 1>and it's like you brought it up. Yeah, it's so weird,

0:34:25.709 --> 0:34:28.469
<v Speaker 1>and then people get really passionate about it. So here's

0:34:28.469 --> 0:34:30.949
<v Speaker 1>a comment on Reddit. There's a whole reddit thread about

0:34:30.989 --> 0:34:33.309
<v Speaker 1>like the height difference, where I guess when it comes up,

0:34:33.349 --> 0:34:35.749
<v Speaker 1>people just go there and have a discussion about it.

0:34:35.829 --> 0:34:38.149
<v Speaker 1>Remember in one Spider Man movie, the only one that

0:34:38.269 --> 0:34:42.149
<v Speaker 1>ever should have been made, where they kiss upside down. Yeah,

0:34:42.189 --> 0:34:45.389
<v Speaker 1>so there's an upside down and there's a Toby Maguire upright, yeah,

0:34:45.469 --> 0:34:48.069
<v Speaker 1>Kirsten Dunts. I feel like there are more questions about

0:34:48.109 --> 0:34:50.709
<v Speaker 1>how they kiss yeah than how the mechanics of that

0:34:50.829 --> 0:34:54.749
<v Speaker 1>kiss upside down kiss yeah. One comment on this reddit

0:34:54.749 --> 0:34:57.269
<v Speaker 1>thread said, I'm so tired of the Hollands andd a

0:34:57.349 --> 0:35:00.429
<v Speaker 1>a height difference meme. Every one of those pictures she's

0:35:00.469 --> 0:35:02.469
<v Speaker 1>wearing high heels, and even then it's like a three

0:35:02.549 --> 0:35:05.629
<v Speaker 1>inch difference. You'll a fawning over a five eight dude

0:35:05.669 --> 0:35:08.229
<v Speaker 1>dating a woman who wears shoes like this is some

0:35:08.309 --> 0:35:11.789
<v Speaker 1>colossus victory for short dude. Yeah, Tom is confident and

0:35:11.869 --> 0:35:14.669
<v Speaker 1>Chilling doesn't seem to care, but they are literally nearly

0:35:14.749 --> 0:35:19.549
<v Speaker 1>the same mind. Someone else said being short comes with

0:35:19.629 --> 0:35:24.309
<v Speaker 1>many struggles and disadvantages. No, this man's five to one.

0:35:24.389 --> 0:35:27.429
<v Speaker 1>Some tall people just don't understand because it's not their reality.

0:35:27.789 --> 0:35:30.349
<v Speaker 1>But being tall isn't the single key to success. I

0:35:30.349 --> 0:35:33.229
<v Speaker 1>feel like I wrote that someone else wrote I'm a

0:35:33.229 --> 0:35:35.709
<v Speaker 1>Marvel fan. So with No Way Home being the next

0:35:35.749 --> 0:35:38.909
<v Speaker 1>big Marvel movie release and the positive reaction to Holland

0:35:38.949 --> 0:35:41.389
<v Speaker 1>being shorter and him addressing it, it's just nice to

0:35:41.429 --> 0:35:44.549
<v Speaker 1>see the positive reactions. This isn't like a cultural thing

0:35:44.589 --> 0:35:47.189
<v Speaker 1>to talk about. You're on the internet too much. You

0:35:47.309 --> 0:35:50.469
<v Speaker 1>need to get off. He is a slightly below average

0:35:50.509 --> 0:35:54.389
<v Speaker 1>white man. He's fine, He's doing fine. Everyone's fine. He's

0:35:54.429 --> 0:35:57.989
<v Speaker 1>five eight, Sandaea's five to ten. Everyone's okay. Five eight

0:35:58.109 --> 0:36:01.589
<v Speaker 1>might be completely normal, yeah, totally average. But this is

0:36:01.629 --> 0:36:04.149
<v Speaker 1>what happens when people spend too much time on the internet.

0:36:04.389 --> 0:36:06.509
<v Speaker 1>We make things out of nothing. I think he might

0:36:06.549 --> 0:36:09.029
<v Speaker 1>have put six to one on his dating app. Oh yeah,

0:36:09.069 --> 0:36:12.149
<v Speaker 1>and it caused confusion. Yeah, I think so too. Jesse

0:36:12.669 --> 0:36:17.349
<v Speaker 1>dancing in mauls Now. When I was prepping for this episode,

0:36:17.909 --> 0:36:20.829
<v Speaker 1>I mentioned to a gen Z producer in our office

0:36:21.109 --> 0:36:24.029
<v Speaker 1>that we were canceling Zendea, and she laughed and said,

0:36:24.109 --> 0:36:27.909
<v Speaker 1>oh my gosh, yes, when she danced in Maules and

0:36:27.989 --> 0:36:31.189
<v Speaker 1>I said what And she said, you know when she

0:36:31.309 --> 0:36:35.149
<v Speaker 1>danced in shopping centers with Bellathorne. And I'm like, what

0:36:35.349 --> 0:36:38.189
<v Speaker 1>is Abella Thorne? I do not I am not aware

0:36:38.189 --> 0:36:40.509
<v Speaker 1>of any of this, But don't you aren't here? Know

0:36:40.549 --> 0:36:46.149
<v Speaker 1>who Bellathorne is? Look at the collagen. Yeah, they're so young,

0:36:46.749 --> 0:36:50.509
<v Speaker 1>They're so beautiful thorn, Oh the skin. There was a

0:36:50.589 --> 0:36:54.909
<v Speaker 1>Disney show called Shake It Up, starring Zendaya and Bellathorne,

0:36:55.229 --> 0:36:57.709
<v Speaker 1>about the adventures of two girls as they start as

0:36:57.749 --> 0:37:00.789
<v Speaker 1>background dancers on a local show, shake It Up Chicago.

0:37:01.469 --> 0:37:04.029
<v Speaker 1>It needs to be said that someone at Disney runs

0:37:04.029 --> 0:37:07.429
<v Speaker 1>a farm that A creates boys who look exactly the

0:37:07.469 --> 0:37:11.109
<v Speaker 1>same with the same haircut, B creates girls who are

0:37:11.149 --> 0:37:15.949
<v Speaker 1>wildly talented, and C exploits these children for the purposes

0:37:15.949 --> 0:37:19.549
<v Speaker 1>of capitalism. Because in addition to the Shake It Up show,

0:37:19.949 --> 0:37:23.309
<v Speaker 1>there was obviously a soundtrack called shake It Up, Break

0:37:23.349 --> 0:37:26.069
<v Speaker 1>It Down. This hell is though my jen Z husband

0:37:26.069 --> 0:37:29.989
<v Speaker 1>probably owns that. Yeah, I think so too. This was

0:37:30.309 --> 0:37:35.629
<v Speaker 1>Zendaea and Bellathorne dancing in a shopping center to their music.

0:37:36.029 --> 0:37:48.029
<v Speaker 1>This is of the life. Firstly, the hustle is that

0:37:48.109 --> 0:37:52.149
<v Speaker 1>a Bellathorne's The Bellathorne. Yes, the best people among us

0:37:52.189 --> 0:37:56.029
<v Speaker 1>have performed at shopping centers. I'm talking Delta Gudram, Yeah,

0:37:56.069 --> 0:38:01.829
<v Speaker 1>I'm talking Guy Sebastian. Yes, human nature would slap at Yeah.

0:38:02.029 --> 0:38:03.429
<v Speaker 1>I feel as though it is a sign of the

0:38:03.509 --> 0:38:08.229
<v Speaker 1>hustle of work, ethic of like growing your career. There's

0:38:08.269 --> 0:38:10.709
<v Speaker 1>a comment on this that says, bring back low staked,

0:38:10.749 --> 0:38:13.989
<v Speaker 1>small venue tours for artist development, and I agree they

0:38:14.029 --> 0:38:17.349
<v Speaker 1>should be like performing like here, well, bring back going

0:38:17.389 --> 0:38:20.149
<v Speaker 1>to Westfield on the weekend to go you're going to

0:38:20.269 --> 0:38:24.189
<v Speaker 1>just cuts for a haircut? Yeah, and boom, Zenday is hustling. Yeah,

0:38:24.269 --> 0:38:26.589
<v Speaker 1>like you just have someone I remember going to Westfield

0:38:26.669 --> 0:38:31.829
<v Speaker 1>one day, you know who was performing, Nicky Webster. Oh,

0:38:32.549 --> 0:38:34.749
<v Speaker 1>just next to the food court, just standing there with

0:38:34.789 --> 0:38:40.029
<v Speaker 1>my McDonald's Like, cheers Nicky. Yeah, it's great. Yeah. Well

0:38:40.229 --> 0:38:42.669
<v Speaker 1>I also think like people kind of make fun of

0:38:42.749 --> 0:38:47.349
<v Speaker 1>Zendaya about this dancing because it's quite wild and intense,

0:38:47.669 --> 0:38:50.549
<v Speaker 1>But we did far more embarrassing things as teenagers, and

0:38:50.589 --> 0:38:53.189
<v Speaker 1>thank god no one gave us a stage. Yeah. Well

0:38:53.189 --> 0:38:55.549
<v Speaker 1>we did our men in Blackie eight dance, yeah, which

0:38:55.589 --> 0:38:58.749
<v Speaker 1>we still remember. Yeah, all the moves and it was

0:38:58.829 --> 0:39:00.789
<v Speaker 1>nowhere near as good as that. The other thing we

0:39:00.829 --> 0:39:03.429
<v Speaker 1>could bring back in shopping centers is like a low

0:39:03.589 --> 0:39:08.469
<v Speaker 1>grade model search. Oh my god, like fourteen year old

0:39:08.509 --> 0:39:11.429
<v Speaker 1>girls just line I'm just line up and going am

0:39:11.469 --> 0:39:14.589
<v Speaker 1>I hot? And being told yes or no? Yeah? Back

0:39:14.669 --> 0:39:16.509
<v Speaker 1>you and I could get a frozen coke and watch

0:39:16.509 --> 0:39:19.309
<v Speaker 1>from the sidewinks and be like all on the baby

0:39:19.349 --> 0:39:22.309
<v Speaker 1>competitions where it's like, line up the babies, who's the

0:39:22.309 --> 0:39:24.669
<v Speaker 1>most beautiful? You can't do that anymore, you can't. It's

0:39:24.669 --> 0:39:27.829
<v Speaker 1>frowned upon. Shopping malls were really like would you enter

0:39:27.869 --> 0:39:33.549
<v Speaker 1>your baby? Ah? Oh, pre verbal yes, because she won't

0:39:33.589 --> 0:39:37.789
<v Speaker 1>know when they say honey, move along, she won't know. Yeah, right,

0:39:38.069 --> 0:39:41.109
<v Speaker 1>your baby? What do you reckon? She doesn't smile on cue.

0:39:41.149 --> 0:39:44.429
<v Speaker 1>She's serious. Yeah, she's a serious girl. There was also

0:39:44.469 --> 0:39:48.909
<v Speaker 1>a comment about how the business casual outfits are just terrible.

0:39:49.149 --> 0:39:51.269
<v Speaker 1>That was really a moment, wasn't it. I love a

0:39:51.269 --> 0:39:54.829
<v Speaker 1>white jean, Oh, a white jean jeans and a nice top,

0:39:55.029 --> 0:39:58.989
<v Speaker 1>some boots. They're just they're really hustling, and honestly, I'm

0:39:59.029 --> 0:40:01.829
<v Speaker 1>all for it. I love the branding when they did this,

0:40:01.989 --> 0:40:03.589
<v Speaker 1>like they would have been paid for this, I reckon

0:40:03.669 --> 0:40:05.909
<v Speaker 1>and it's like we're all dancing for free on TikTok,

0:40:06.109 --> 0:40:11.549
<v Speaker 1>so who's really laughing? Not us. Then Zendeya had her

0:40:11.629 --> 0:40:14.549
<v Speaker 1>own music career. She had a self titled album with

0:40:14.629 --> 0:40:18.069
<v Speaker 1>an actual banger called Replay that we have had stuck

0:40:18.069 --> 0:40:20.309
<v Speaker 1>in our heads for days. We were singing at backstage

0:40:20.589 --> 0:40:23.909
<v Speaker 1>and this was her again performing in a shopping center.

0:40:35.789 --> 0:40:38.509
<v Speaker 1>I say, she's excellent, and she is trying to create

0:40:38.709 --> 0:40:41.229
<v Speaker 1>art in a place devoid of art, which is a

0:40:41.229 --> 0:40:45.509
<v Speaker 1>shopping center. It's very choice of arm. It is. It

0:40:45.669 --> 0:40:48.109
<v Speaker 1>is because I say that Disney stars love to dance

0:40:48.109 --> 0:40:51.149
<v Speaker 1>with their knees, yes, and that's what whatever they trained,

0:40:51.229 --> 0:40:54.149
<v Speaker 1>What I would do to get trained by Disney. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,

0:40:54.189 --> 0:40:57.229
<v Speaker 1>because that's where she went to Disney, the full School

0:40:57.229 --> 0:41:01.789
<v Speaker 1>of Arts. Yep. Yeah. Sabrina Carpenter was Ariana Grande Disney

0:41:01.869 --> 0:41:03.869
<v Speaker 1>or Nickelodeon. I don't understand she was one of them,

0:41:03.869 --> 0:41:06.789
<v Speaker 1>but she can dance what I would have done the talent.

0:41:07.389 --> 0:41:09.229
<v Speaker 1>The interesting thing about that as well, is that no

0:41:09.269 --> 0:41:13.829
<v Speaker 1>one realizes they're witnessing greatness. So like the people above

0:41:13.949 --> 0:41:17.309
<v Speaker 1>who are looking over, they think that they're just like, oh,

0:41:17.389 --> 0:41:19.789
<v Speaker 1>mom like, can we get donuts? Like, I'm in the

0:41:19.829 --> 0:41:23.229
<v Speaker 1>shopping center, and it's like, that is Zendaya. You are

0:41:23.229 --> 0:41:27.389
<v Speaker 1>watching her dance to a banger for free, for free,

0:41:27.629 --> 0:41:29.949
<v Speaker 1>and the guy in the blue shirt is all of us.

0:41:30.269 --> 0:41:32.189
<v Speaker 1>We're standing there, we're not moving because we know we

0:41:32.189 --> 0:41:34.589
<v Speaker 1>don't have the talent to join in, but we're really

0:41:34.669 --> 0:41:37.229
<v Speaker 1>appreciating it. You know what I just recalled from a

0:41:37.229 --> 0:41:40.149
<v Speaker 1>shopping center I reckon ten fifteen years ago. I'm minding

0:41:40.189 --> 0:41:43.749
<v Speaker 1>my own business, you know, going into typo or something

0:41:44.309 --> 0:41:49.189
<v Speaker 1>flash mob that So in flash mobs, yeah, you're just

0:41:49.189 --> 0:41:53.389
<v Speaker 1>standing there and your body is coursing with cringe and

0:41:53.429 --> 0:41:56.669
<v Speaker 1>you can't stop watching because you're like, are you embarrassed?

0:41:56.869 --> 0:41:59.909
<v Speaker 1>I'm embarrassed. And then I forgot about this. Then the

0:41:59.989 --> 0:42:03.269
<v Speaker 1>random passes by join because they're like, I can be

0:42:03.309 --> 0:42:04.749
<v Speaker 1>part of it, and it's like you don't know the

0:42:04.829 --> 0:42:08.989
<v Speaker 1>routine even if they were just a spontaneous dance. Yeah,

0:42:09.069 --> 0:42:12.429
<v Speaker 1>this is an activation for a brand. Someone has paid

0:42:12.429 --> 0:42:14.029
<v Speaker 1>a lot of money for this. And there was like

0:42:14.389 --> 0:42:16.669
<v Speaker 1>a fifty five year old woman like, oh we just

0:42:17.189 --> 0:42:22.469
<v Speaker 1>I was like, no, no, stop stop it, stop it now, Jesse,

0:42:22.829 --> 0:42:26.269
<v Speaker 1>it's time for charges and sentences. I would like to

0:42:26.309 --> 0:42:29.789
<v Speaker 1>go first, go for it. The biggest charge here is

0:42:29.789 --> 0:42:33.189
<v Speaker 1>obviously the idol. Right, that's the worst piece of television

0:42:33.189 --> 0:42:36.269
<v Speaker 1>ever made. Needs to be tried at the International Criminal Court.

0:42:36.989 --> 0:42:40.429
<v Speaker 1>We know that the Weekend has to face justice, and

0:42:40.549 --> 0:42:43.029
<v Speaker 1>I'd say that Sam should go too. But that is

0:42:43.069 --> 0:42:47.429
<v Speaker 1>not Zendeia's crime. What Zendaya's crime is is but when

0:42:47.909 --> 0:42:50.109
<v Speaker 1>you're a triple threat, you can sing, you can dance,

0:42:50.109 --> 0:42:55.429
<v Speaker 1>you can act. You unfortunately inspire others to try. And

0:42:55.469 --> 0:42:57.669
<v Speaker 1>that's what we saw with The Weekend. Yeah, he went

0:42:57.909 --> 0:43:01.029
<v Speaker 1>maybe I could and the honey you can't know. And

0:43:01.069 --> 0:43:03.109
<v Speaker 1>that's what Maria carry has done. We've seen a lot

0:43:03.149 --> 0:43:05.509
<v Speaker 1>of people do it, and I think as well. Her

0:43:05.549 --> 0:43:10.269
<v Speaker 1>other crime is hogging. Yeah, hogging hogging skills. It is

0:43:10.309 --> 0:43:13.149
<v Speaker 1>because in doing all of those things, she's also beautiful.

0:43:13.349 --> 0:43:16.149
<v Speaker 1>She's also a vegetarian, so she is better than you

0:43:16.469 --> 0:43:20.509
<v Speaker 1>and me, and she's a hog in that. I would

0:43:20.549 --> 0:43:23.669
<v Speaker 1>like to have just one of those skills half a skill. Yeah,

0:43:24.069 --> 0:43:26.429
<v Speaker 1>I'd love to be able to sing. Oh, but I

0:43:26.469 --> 0:43:30.389
<v Speaker 1>can't do the knee dance. I want to practice the

0:43:30.469 --> 0:43:32.789
<v Speaker 1>knee dance. I would also like to dance in a

0:43:32.789 --> 0:43:36.229
<v Speaker 1>Westfield for no reason. No, that will be down today

0:43:36.429 --> 0:43:41.189
<v Speaker 1>next event. My sentence is being a triple threat probably

0:43:41.229 --> 0:43:43.109
<v Speaker 1>means that Sam Levinson is going to want to work

0:43:43.109 --> 0:43:46.669
<v Speaker 1>with her again, right, And she's great in the Greatest Showman.

0:43:46.749 --> 0:43:49.229
<v Speaker 1>I think that was some of her best work. But

0:43:49.269 --> 0:43:53.789
<v Speaker 1>I think if you can sing, act, and dance, then

0:43:53.909 --> 0:43:56.189
<v Speaker 1>it is your obligation to be doing all three at

0:43:56.189 --> 0:43:58.629
<v Speaker 1>the same time. Always you can't have those skills and

0:43:58.669 --> 0:44:01.189
<v Speaker 1>I only be drawing on one, kind of like Ariana

0:44:01.189 --> 0:44:04.429
<v Speaker 1>Grande after seeing Wicked, I'm like, hmm, you need to

0:44:04.549 --> 0:44:07.509
<v Speaker 1>bring musical theater to everything, Like I need to see

0:44:07.549 --> 0:44:11.109
<v Speaker 1>these skills in motion. Always they bring me. It's like

0:44:11.149 --> 0:44:13.389
<v Speaker 1>when you see an olympian who's also like a good

0:44:13.389 --> 0:44:16.389
<v Speaker 1>public speaker and you're like, could you swim while speaking?

0:44:16.389 --> 0:44:19.789
<v Speaker 1>Like such a waste? Or a gymnast who's just like

0:44:19.789 --> 0:44:23.069
<v Speaker 1>walking down the street and you're like, backfliph do a backflip? Yeah.

0:44:23.109 --> 0:44:25.829
<v Speaker 1>We always say that if you can backflip, yeah, why

0:44:25.869 --> 0:44:29.349
<v Speaker 1>aren't you? And that's how I feel about more Tricks.

0:44:29.429 --> 0:44:33.589
<v Speaker 1>Zendaya is more tricks because June challenges. I don't think

0:44:33.589 --> 0:44:35.669
<v Speaker 1>she sang in those. I don't even think she danced

0:44:35.669 --> 0:44:38.589
<v Speaker 1>that much. I haven't seen them, No, but I just

0:44:38.629 --> 0:44:42.949
<v Speaker 1>didn't challenges wasn't great. I watched ten minutes turned off,

0:44:43.229 --> 0:44:45.189
<v Speaker 1>so you don't know if she danced. No, I don't

0:44:45.229 --> 0:44:48.029
<v Speaker 1>think so. It was about tennis, so I can't think. So. Yeah, No,

0:44:48.149 --> 0:44:51.709
<v Speaker 1>I need to see more of those skills exhibited in

0:44:51.789 --> 0:44:54.109
<v Speaker 1>all of her work. That would be my sentence for Okay,

0:44:54.269 --> 0:44:58.589
<v Speaker 1>more singing, dancing, Yeah, in like Euphoria for example. My charge,

0:44:58.669 --> 0:45:00.589
<v Speaker 1>I need to go all the way back to the

0:45:00.629 --> 0:45:04.309
<v Speaker 1>beginning to where I met her, because I have a

0:45:04.389 --> 0:45:07.989
<v Speaker 1>bone to pick. She ruined my chances with Zach. I

0:45:08.029 --> 0:45:11.789
<v Speaker 1>don't think. I feel like she was sitting there being glowy,

0:45:12.189 --> 0:45:15.629
<v Speaker 1>not oily, and she had her triple threats and she

0:45:15.629 --> 0:45:18.789
<v Speaker 1>had a beautiful voice. And then the greatest love story

0:45:18.789 --> 0:45:21.149
<v Speaker 1>of our time never happened between me and Zak Efrock.

0:45:21.909 --> 0:45:25.189
<v Speaker 1>So that's fine. But my sentence is I'd like a

0:45:25.229 --> 0:45:28.949
<v Speaker 1>second chance with Zach. Well, here's the thing. Would I

0:45:29.069 --> 0:45:32.389
<v Speaker 1>like an introduction to Zak? Yeah, But if that's not possible,

0:45:32.749 --> 0:45:35.909
<v Speaker 1>there are two other options. One, she can introduce me

0:45:35.989 --> 0:45:40.229
<v Speaker 1>to her friend Jacob Alordie. Two, she can also introduce

0:45:40.269 --> 0:45:43.589
<v Speaker 1>me to her friend Timothy shallameh either one. She's really

0:45:43.629 --> 0:45:45.189
<v Speaker 1>good friends with both of them. How do you have

0:45:45.189 --> 0:45:48.669
<v Speaker 1>friends who are so hot? I don't know. And she's

0:45:48.709 --> 0:45:51.549
<v Speaker 1>taken because she's with Tom for a long time. Yeah,

0:45:51.629 --> 0:45:53.469
<v Speaker 1>so it's like, I don't know, what do you plan

0:45:53.509 --> 0:45:57.149
<v Speaker 1>on doing with your husband and baby? I don't know.

0:45:57.269 --> 0:46:01.549
<v Speaker 1>They can come. Okay, Timothy could be a fly in

0:46:01.629 --> 0:46:03.949
<v Speaker 1>and fly out kind of guy. Kind of a fair

0:46:04.189 --> 0:46:05.629
<v Speaker 1>because I don't think he'd be here all the time.

0:46:05.669 --> 0:46:11.109
<v Speaker 1>He's been working, Yeah, doing Wonka two Wonka. We like

0:46:11.229 --> 0:46:15.989
<v Speaker 1>talking about Wonka? Yeah, yeah, no, but I do need

0:46:16.069 --> 0:46:21.509
<v Speaker 1>an introduction to any of those three men. Such a

0:46:21.589 --> 0:46:25.629
<v Speaker 1>predator today. You're a predator, you're anti feminist, and you're

0:46:25.669 --> 0:46:29.589
<v Speaker 1>quite misogynistic. You've said this about your relationship with hot MANE. Yeah.

0:46:29.749 --> 0:46:33.509
<v Speaker 1>I'm dis school stang, dis school stang. That is actually

0:46:33.509 --> 0:46:36.109
<v Speaker 1>all we have time for today. Thank you so much

0:46:36.149 --> 0:46:42.069
<v Speaker 1>for joining us. We've had so much fun today. And

0:46:42.189 --> 0:46:45.989
<v Speaker 1>thank you too to our incredible producer Kimberly Bradish for

0:46:46.069 --> 0:46:49.509
<v Speaker 1>making this all happen, and to the Alumni Festival. Thank

0:46:49.549 --> 0:46:49.789
<v Speaker 1>you