WEBVTT - I Pashed Robbie Williams But I Have No Proof 0:00:08.234 --> 0:00:10.914 You're listening to I'm im a mea podcast. 0:00:19.874 --> 0:00:24.354 Hello and welcome to Unleashed. Welcome whoo podcast for gen 0:00:24.554 --> 0:00:26.074 X women who need a laugh. 0:00:26.794 --> 0:00:30.354 Now, if you cued from midnight showing of Dirty Dancing 0:00:30.514 --> 0:00:34.833 Me made mixtapes for people you fancied, yep, yep and 0:00:35.193 --> 0:00:40.033 genuinely believed a stonewashed denim jacket would solve all your problems. 0:00:40.273 --> 0:00:43.553 Yes, yes, yes, you're in the right place. Right. Who 0:00:43.634 --> 0:00:44.914 is on the sofa this week? 0:00:45.074 --> 0:00:45.553 Let's go? 0:00:45.913 --> 0:00:48.274 Hi. I'm Mary Kustis, I'm an actress, rider. 0:00:48.193 --> 0:00:52.074 I'm Bruno Pependerrea, film TV producer and podcast. 0:00:52.634 --> 0:00:55.434 I'm Sally Hipworth and I am an author and podcaster. 0:00:56.234 --> 0:01:01.354 Oh, I'm Kath Mahoney. I'm a comedian and a hypochondriac. Okay, 0:01:01.394 --> 0:01:07.953 so unclenchy jaw, clincher pelvic floor and get ready to unleash. 0:01:08.074 --> 0:01:11.113 Okay? Are we freeball chatting or what? Yeh? 0:01:12.634 --> 0:01:17.114 I mean speaking of free balling? Actually only I want 0:01:17.154 --> 0:01:23.354 to talk about squishes. Squashes. There are squishes all over 0:01:23.434 --> 0:01:25.434 my house. Does everyone know what we're asking about? 0:01:25.874 --> 0:01:28.234 SALAGONI people? What squishes are? 0:01:28.354 --> 0:01:31.794 Squishes are a little bit like I think what we 0:01:31.834 --> 0:01:34.474 would have called stress balls back in a day. It 0:01:34.554 --> 0:01:38.554 is a wishy little but squishyer. It depends on which 0:01:38.594 --> 0:01:41.354 type it is, because there are the cheap squishies and 0:01:41.394 --> 0:01:44.554 then there are the most expensive squishes. Some of them 0:01:44.594 --> 0:01:48.314 are called needles. Some of them are fake. The kids 0:01:48.394 --> 0:01:51.314 trade them anyway. The reason I know so much about 0:01:51.354 --> 0:01:55.434 squishes is that I returned from overseas about a month ago. 0:01:55.514 --> 0:01:58.834 I've been solo parenting during that time, and when I 0:01:58.874 --> 0:02:01.474 came back, my daughter wanted a squishy, and I said, 0:02:01.474 --> 0:02:05.514 absolutely not. I said, we're not putting our money and 0:02:05.634 --> 0:02:10.633 resources into this economy that is going to ruin the environment. 0:02:11.194 --> 0:02:14.834 I've now figured out that you can track my mental 0:02:14.874 --> 0:02:19.434 health by the amount of squishes in my house, because. 0:02:19.314 --> 0:02:20.234 How many of you bought. 0:02:20.954 --> 0:02:23.714 I mean, they're fucking everywhere. They're all over my house. 0:02:23.834 --> 0:02:27.513 She buys a squishy and by the time she's even 0:02:27.554 --> 0:02:29.794 left the store, she's already thinking about the next one 0:02:29.834 --> 0:02:31.834 she wants. We get home and it's on the floor. 0:02:31.834 --> 0:02:35.994 It's covered in hair. It's disgusting. She broke one the 0:02:36.074 --> 0:02:39.314 other day. Balls were all over my floor, right, so 0:02:39.594 --> 0:02:41.874 I'm then picking up the ball. I'm angry at life 0:02:41.914 --> 0:02:44.474 like I'm and you can't use any other device to 0:02:44.514 --> 0:02:46.274 clean them up. You have to use hand. I picked 0:02:46.354 --> 0:02:48.394 up all the balls and then I threw them out, 0:02:48.394 --> 0:02:50.274 and she came out cracked the shits at me because 0:02:50.274 --> 0:02:51.754 I threw out her squishy balls. 0:02:51.954 --> 0:02:55.474 Can I play Devil's Advocate for a minute, like number one? 0:02:55.594 --> 0:02:57.754 Stop hating on the squishes, and I'll tell you why, 0:02:58.594 --> 0:03:02.274 because I mean, my daughter's thirteen, and as far as 0:03:02.274 --> 0:03:04.913 she wants to play with freaking squishes and jelly cats, 0:03:04.994 --> 0:03:07.354 I am here for it. I'd much rather that than 0:03:07.394 --> 0:03:09.194 what maybe is coming next. 0:03:08.914 --> 0:03:09.394 Like babes. 0:03:09.474 --> 0:03:11.994 So yeah, I mean, I'm just like, yeah, get as 0:03:11.994 --> 0:03:15.714 many squishies and fluffy jelly cats as you want. I'm like, 0:03:15.874 --> 0:03:19.034 so here for it. Like let them. It says that 0:03:19.074 --> 0:03:21.674 they're still in like childhood. It's beautiful. 0:03:21.834 --> 0:03:24.154 Yeah, okay, but here's the problem with it, Brunner. Yeah, 0:03:24.194 --> 0:03:27.874 it's that I am also trying to write a book 0:03:28.034 --> 0:03:30.754 as well as like all of us and have all 0:03:30.794 --> 0:03:33.834 these children. And what my kids do, the wily little 0:03:33.874 --> 0:03:37.234 beasts that they are, is they wait until I'm mid 0:03:37.274 --> 0:03:41.794 scene or on a phone call or whatever. Mum, Nam can. 0:03:41.754 --> 0:03:43.474 Have a squishy cut, have a squishy. 0:03:43.154 --> 0:03:45.834 Num bah nah, and then they and I go yep, 0:03:46.114 --> 0:03:49.034 and I say yes, and then I hang up the phone. 0:03:49.474 --> 0:03:51.474 Can we order the squishy on Amazon? Can we go 0:03:51.514 --> 0:03:52.154 to the shops? 0:03:52.474 --> 0:03:55.034 And so it's not even about the squishy, it's about 0:03:55.074 --> 0:03:58.034 what the squishy represents. It's taken up my time and energy. 0:03:58.234 --> 0:03:58.834 It's just it. 0:03:59.234 --> 0:04:03.594 Bleeds me drying financially, emotionally and then physically when I'm 0:04:03.594 --> 0:04:04.754 cleaning up the balls. 0:04:05.074 --> 0:04:06.834 You need to go to therapy if other things. 0:04:07.594 --> 0:04:10.114 I need a squishy to squeeze while I'm sitting there. 0:04:10.234 --> 0:04:12.554 No squishes in my house. But Lewis, my son, is 0:04:12.594 --> 0:04:15.114 obsessed with fishing and has been for many years. So 0:04:15.194 --> 0:04:18.354 I just keep getting like texts and alerts on Luis 0:04:18.674 --> 0:04:23.753 Sale sale of lures, Otto's World of Fishing, Like you know, 0:04:23.953 --> 0:04:27.154 I am not into fishing, but just get spammed by 0:04:27.193 --> 0:04:28.473 all the las. 0:04:28.073 --> 0:04:30.073 Two things you just mentioned, because I don't even know what. 0:04:31.513 --> 0:04:34.553 A lure, which I think it's like a squishy, but 0:04:34.594 --> 0:04:36.513 it's for a fish, a fish squishy. 0:04:36.714 --> 0:04:40.834 It's like track date and it's squishy but it's not edible. 0:04:40.873 --> 0:04:43.753 But Lou you just reminded me it's exactly the same. 0:04:43.753 --> 0:04:46.993 It's that moment of weakness when you've either got single 0:04:47.034 --> 0:04:49.993 parent guilt or you've. 0:04:49.794 --> 0:04:52.313 Done something wrong, or you just want them to zip it. 0:04:52.433 --> 0:04:54.193 You haven't played with them for a while and you 0:04:54.234 --> 0:04:56.273 think this might buy me, you know. 0:04:56.513 --> 0:04:59.153 Ten minutes anything, and then you do. You do a 0:04:59.154 --> 0:05:02.113 big spend our minds in fishing world. But then it's 0:05:02.193 --> 0:05:05.234 the mum key chair when it's coming mum, mum. He'll 0:05:05.234 --> 0:05:07.473 text from school or email. Can you can you send me, 0:05:07.714 --> 0:05:10.073 email me what we bought for mottoes last night? 0:05:10.113 --> 0:05:11.474 Can you just send me a screenshop now? 0:05:11.674 --> 0:05:16.674 Now you said it was going to arrive on Tuesday. 0:05:17.154 --> 0:05:19.274 When is it arrivor it's exactly that and you just 0:05:19.313 --> 0:05:20.354 go whoa. 0:05:20.393 --> 0:05:22.154 And then it comes and it's not the one that 0:05:22.193 --> 0:05:24.873 they want, or it's a fake and that's your problem 0:05:25.234 --> 0:05:26.993 and you might have to go to Southland. You're looking 0:05:27.073 --> 0:05:29.074 down the barrel of driving to Southland. 0:05:29.393 --> 0:05:30.513 Hang on, what's Southland? 0:05:30.714 --> 0:05:32.113 It's our closest Westfield. 0:05:32.193 --> 0:05:33.953 Oh it's a shopping center. Yeah, okay, I thought it 0:05:33.993 --> 0:05:38.873 was like some kind of dodgy neighbors trade. 0:05:39.753 --> 0:05:42.714 What kind of is and yeah, So there's a direct 0:05:42.753 --> 0:05:45.674 correlation between how I'm speaking right now and the amount 0:05:45.674 --> 0:05:49.073 of squishes lots of squishes, bad mental health. 0:05:49.193 --> 0:05:55.074 You know what you need, Sally, an old fashioned stress ball, all. 0:05:55.034 --> 0:05:56.473 Right, burning question from me. 0:05:56.914 --> 0:05:59.633 When you reach a certain age, you just realize a 0:05:59.633 --> 0:06:02.074 lot of what you've been told is bullshit, most of them. 0:06:02.354 --> 0:06:02.874 Most of it. 0:06:03.154 --> 0:06:04.794 I mean, like, you know, when you hear phrases like 0:06:04.834 --> 0:06:07.073 act your age, what does that actually mean? 0:06:07.834 --> 0:06:07.914 Like? 0:06:08.113 --> 0:06:09.593 What does that mean to me? 0:06:09.674 --> 0:06:13.194 It means like be smaller, be dimmer, keep yourself a bit, 0:06:13.313 --> 0:06:16.313 you know, don't be yourself. So the burning question is 0:06:16.753 --> 0:06:20.714 what is a common saying or belief that really gets 0:06:20.753 --> 0:06:21.113 you goat? 0:06:21.553 --> 0:06:22.553 There's so many of them. 0:06:22.553 --> 0:06:27.674 I've got one. This is my top number one, And 0:06:27.753 --> 0:06:30.313 I feel like you're all going to relate you ready, 0:06:30.873 --> 0:06:37.473 Everything happens for a reason. Shit, No, it doesn't for 0:06:37.553 --> 0:06:40.794 a reason. Sometimes shit just happens, and a lot of 0:06:40.794 --> 0:06:44.394 bad shit happens sometimes. Really, what's the reason. I'm sorry? No, 0:06:44.513 --> 0:06:46.593 I just don't. I'm not on board with that everything 0:06:46.633 --> 0:06:47.874 happens for a reason. No. 0:06:48.073 --> 0:06:51.753 Yeah, And in complete contrast to everything happens for a reason, 0:06:51.993 --> 0:06:56.594 is shit happens. And you don't say shit happens because 0:06:56.633 --> 0:06:59.393 everything happens for a reason. You're either saying one or 0:06:59.393 --> 0:06:59.953 the other. 0:06:59.914 --> 0:07:02.474 No, but you know those people. Let's say someone I 0:07:02.513 --> 0:07:06.474 know very well, my husband. But like, no matter what happens, 0:07:06.513 --> 0:07:08.753 it doesn't matter how bad it is or how good 0:07:08.753 --> 0:07:12.393 it is. Oh no, you know there's a reason or 0:07:13.354 --> 0:07:15.754 you know it's like come or it's the path, or 0:07:15.794 --> 0:07:18.354 you know, we cause our own suffering if we're not 0:07:18.474 --> 0:07:20.153 on board with that, you know what I mean? Like, 0:07:20.314 --> 0:07:23.994 I'm just not on board with that piece of advice. Like, no, 0:07:24.154 --> 0:07:26.994 sometimes bad shit just happens and there is no reason. 0:07:27.514 --> 0:07:30.393 Okay, I don't like close enough is good enough. 0:07:32.234 --> 0:07:38.153 Thought, like there's no second place, Like yeah, I don't. 0:07:38.034 --> 0:07:41.473 Mean that in terms of whether you win an award 0:07:41.634 --> 0:07:44.314 or a race or anything like that, but just close 0:07:44.434 --> 0:07:45.234 enough's good enough. 0:07:45.434 --> 0:07:47.434 But is that about not trying? 0:07:47.714 --> 0:07:50.714 Yeah, it's about it doesn't have to be right. It 0:07:50.754 --> 0:07:54.074 can be a little wrong and that's fine. Close enough 0:07:54.234 --> 0:07:56.474 good It just seems like I'm tapping out of trying 0:07:56.514 --> 0:07:57.554 to do something well. 0:07:57.754 --> 0:08:01.754 Yeah you know what I mean? Yeah, I like that enough? 0:08:01.874 --> 0:08:05.154 So you think you should always that The correct one 0:08:05.194 --> 0:08:08.354 would be you should do your to do it right? 0:08:08.674 --> 0:08:11.714 Is that just try and do something really well? Yeah, 0:08:11.794 --> 0:08:13.034 close enough isn't good enough? 0:08:13.074 --> 0:08:14.154 A lot of the time, you know. 0:08:14.354 --> 0:08:16.554 So that's just one of mine I've got. There's plenty 0:08:16.674 --> 0:08:17.074 that's good. 0:08:17.194 --> 0:08:20.514 Actually, one that I really hate as a single person 0:08:20.714 --> 0:08:22.874 is it'll happen when you least expect. 0:08:23.114 --> 0:08:26.394 Yes, Also for people trying to have a baby, they 0:08:26.393 --> 0:08:26.794 say that. 0:08:27.194 --> 0:08:29.754 Oh yeah, just relax, that's what they told me for 0:08:29.794 --> 0:08:32.434 ten years. I'm like, yeah, I can relax, but you 0:08:32.474 --> 0:08:35.194 know what, the sperm's never going to meet the egg. 0:08:35.834 --> 0:08:38.233 It's blocked down there. So I don't know how much 0:08:38.274 --> 0:08:40.874 I have to relax to open up that orifice or 0:08:40.914 --> 0:08:42.234 that tube. 0:08:42.594 --> 0:08:42.874 Do you know. 0:08:42.914 --> 0:08:44.833 The one I don't get on board with it all 0:08:45.194 --> 0:08:47.514 is that women over forty or over a certain age 0:08:47.554 --> 0:08:48.314 are invisible. Yeah. 0:08:48.314 --> 0:08:49.074 I don't buy that either. 0:08:49.114 --> 0:08:51.274 You hear it a lot, and I just always tell 0:08:51.354 --> 0:08:54.074 people to examine why they feel like that. And I 0:08:54.114 --> 0:08:56.474 spoke to my mum about it recently and I said, 0:08:56.474 --> 0:08:59.114 do you feel invisible? And she said not at all. 0:08:59.154 --> 0:09:02.354 In fact, I've never felt more visible than since I've 0:09:02.394 --> 0:09:05.194 had a disability. And she said, when I'm out, I 0:09:05.314 --> 0:09:08.114 always feel like people will help me, that they're aware 0:09:08.194 --> 0:09:11.354 of me, that they give me space to, you know, 0:09:11.754 --> 0:09:14.554 move forward or get places I need to go for 0:09:14.674 --> 0:09:17.754 me as a woman in my forties, I've never felt 0:09:17.754 --> 0:09:20.514 more visible. You know, I don't think I was particularly 0:09:20.594 --> 0:09:23.034 visible in my twenties. Now I stand in front of 0:09:23.034 --> 0:09:25.034 a room and people listen to what I have to say. 0:09:25.434 --> 0:09:28.314 You know, as a mum, I'm extremely visible. Whenever my 0:09:28.394 --> 0:09:32.354 kids need anything, they're looking to me. Who do we 0:09:32.394 --> 0:09:35.194 look at if there's a disaster, We look for the 0:09:35.194 --> 0:09:37.714 middle aged woman. You know, who do we look for 0:09:37.794 --> 0:09:41.474 if we are in a hospital and we want You know, 0:09:41.554 --> 0:09:44.394 when I had my babies, who was I happy when 0:09:44.394 --> 0:09:46.394 they came into the room the middle aged nurse duty 0:09:46.754 --> 0:09:48.634 was coming in to help me with my babies. I 0:09:48.674 --> 0:09:52.754 think that people kind of blindly say I've become invisible. 0:09:53.274 --> 0:09:56.234 Maybe it's equating it to they don't get wolf whistled 0:09:56.274 --> 0:09:58.554 at anymore. But by the way, I sometimes get wolf 0:09:58.554 --> 0:10:00.794 whistled at when I'm wearing my wig and people can't 0:10:00.794 --> 0:10:04.994 see my face. However, I think that we are actually 0:10:05.434 --> 0:10:08.834 more visible than we have ever and for much better reasons. 0:10:08.994 --> 0:10:11.394 They're being looked at for who we are, what we think, 0:10:11.434 --> 0:10:14.914 what we've achieved, wisdom and yeah, even from my mum 0:10:14.954 --> 0:10:19.474 who's eighty and has a disability she still feels very visible. 0:10:19.554 --> 0:10:22.034 So I think it's about what you choose to notice 0:10:22.354 --> 0:10:26.354 and what you are choosing to feel, you know, valued. 0:10:26.394 --> 0:10:31.474 For Here's what I think is people feel invisible. So 0:10:31.554 --> 0:10:35.474 that's different to becoming invisible in terms of how other 0:10:35.554 --> 0:10:36.394 people view you. 0:10:36.794 --> 0:10:38.473 If you don't feel. 0:10:38.754 --> 0:10:43.594 Visible, then you're gonna act invisible. Yes, but you know, 0:10:43.714 --> 0:10:47.114 like my mother's eighty seven, never a more visible short 0:10:47.514 --> 0:10:50.634 person you've ever seen in your life, Like she doesn't 0:10:50.754 --> 0:10:53.754 feel invisible. So I think often when people say that, 0:10:53.794 --> 0:10:57.114 it's a clue to how they feel or whether you 0:10:57.154 --> 0:11:01.434 know they feel powerful or you know you're not invisible. 0:11:01.514 --> 0:11:04.234 But if you feel invisible, then there's no talking you 0:11:04.234 --> 0:11:05.194 out and no one can see it. 0:11:05.274 --> 0:11:06.754 Can I just say? I think what we're all saying 0:11:06.794 --> 0:11:09.314 is the same thing, which is like, there's myths that 0:11:09.474 --> 0:11:13.234 the world perpetuates, like women are invisible after forty or 0:11:13.634 --> 0:11:16.353 this is how these are myths, Like it's kind of systemic, 0:11:16.474 --> 0:11:18.954 and what you're saying so is right, which is like, well, 0:11:18.954 --> 0:11:21.394 who says? I mean, I think it's kind of we've 0:11:21.394 --> 0:11:24.874 been sold this idea. But like, as women in the workforce, right, 0:11:24.954 --> 0:11:27.394 I've never felt more visible or more able to kind 0:11:27.394 --> 0:11:30.274 of stand up and be noticed and be listened to, 0:11:30.394 --> 0:11:33.154 because I think people are looking to us. I'm looking 0:11:33.274 --> 0:11:36.514 to older people for their wisdom constantly. I think there's 0:11:36.514 --> 0:11:39.354 a lot to be learned from, you know, older people. 0:11:39.554 --> 0:11:43.154 The only place I feel invisible, because I'm hardly a wallflower, 0:11:43.754 --> 0:11:47.034 is when I'm driving my son and his mates to training, 0:11:47.074 --> 0:11:50.114 to school's training. I've never felt so invisible in my 0:11:50.234 --> 0:11:53.434 whole life. You're basically just a nuber driver. Yeah, because 0:11:53.434 --> 0:11:55.154 what else have I got to give a bunch of 0:11:55.194 --> 0:11:56.754 sixteen and seventeen year our labs. 0:11:57.114 --> 0:11:59.714 Nothing. I have jokes sometimes. 0:11:59.674 --> 0:12:02.234 Any of my songs, they just I'm like, this is 0:12:02.274 --> 0:12:05.794 a banger, and Lewis just goes you become. 0:12:05.634 --> 0:12:09.114 Visible if you have food with those kind of that age. 0:12:09.154 --> 0:12:12.314 Oh yeah, when I say KFC training, I am like, 0:12:12.714 --> 0:12:14.794 I am like very visible in front seat. 0:12:15.074 --> 0:12:18.434 Here's a cliche that I like, you don't ask, you 0:12:18.474 --> 0:12:21.594 don't get. And going back to the boardroom, going back 0:12:21.634 --> 0:12:24.394 to women feeling powerful. You know, we know this for 0:12:24.634 --> 0:12:26.594 a fact. Men ask for more than what we do 0:12:26.674 --> 0:12:29.514 in a professional setting, and women have just got to 0:12:29.554 --> 0:12:31.474 do more of that. We're not trying to be men, 0:12:31.514 --> 0:12:34.354 We're just actually trying to get what we believe we deserve. 0:12:34.594 --> 0:12:38.594 And if we're not asking for that thing, then of 0:12:38.634 --> 0:12:40.994 course we're going to be overlooked for someone that is 0:12:41.114 --> 0:12:42.354 probably asking for it. 0:12:42.354 --> 0:12:43.154 That's real, and. 0:12:43.114 --> 0:12:46.314 So yeah, you ask, you get, you don't ask, you don't. 0:12:46.314 --> 0:12:49.194 Like it, be visible and ask and ask. 0:12:50.874 --> 0:12:53.594 Guys, have you heard of that game two Truth and 0:12:53.634 --> 0:12:53.994 a Lie? 0:12:54.234 --> 0:12:54.434 Yes? 0:12:54.674 --> 0:12:56.634 Yeah, well I thought it was a way for us 0:12:56.674 --> 0:12:58.394 to continue to get to know each other. It might 0:12:58.434 --> 0:13:01.714 be fun if we played it today on the unleashed couch. 0:13:01.754 --> 0:13:04.394 What do you think I love that? Okay, let's start 0:13:04.394 --> 0:13:09.154 with me. Okay, I'm just going to say three random things, 0:13:09.154 --> 0:13:11.554 and then I'm going to go around and ask each 0:13:11.594 --> 0:13:13.514 of you which you think the liars? 0:13:13.594 --> 0:13:14.354 Okay, Okay. 0:13:15.994 --> 0:13:19.194 Number one, I had sex with someone who played a 0:13:19.274 --> 0:13:24.834 prince in a movie. Number two, I've met three presidents 0:13:24.874 --> 0:13:30.154 of different countries. Number three, I've been the inspiration for 0:13:30.274 --> 0:13:31.794 three works of art. 0:13:35.794 --> 0:13:39.994 Sally, I think number three is the lie. You are 0:13:40.114 --> 0:13:42.434 many things, but I don't think I'd be inspired to 0:13:42.434 --> 0:13:43.474 create art about. 0:13:43.274 --> 0:13:52.354 You and your I mean, that's just. 0:13:52.354 --> 0:13:59.314 So upsetting, so many we just confess. 0:13:58.594 --> 0:13:59.114 No moving on. 0:14:01.394 --> 0:14:03.554 Ka, Well, I feel like number one could be true. 0:14:03.594 --> 0:14:04.953 So I know you've had sex with a lot of 0:14:05.034 --> 0:14:07.034 luck people. So I'm going to go for a number 0:14:07.234 --> 0:14:08.114 two is a lie? 0:14:08.434 --> 0:14:11.474 The President's I met three presidents of different countries. 0:14:12.434 --> 0:14:16.154 Yeah, I'm with Kath. Really that you've met three presidents 0:14:16.274 --> 0:14:18.274 of different countries could be a lie. I know you've 0:14:18.274 --> 0:14:21.994 met one, possibly two, but I don't know about three. 0:14:22.114 --> 0:14:24.714 Okay, what's the truth? The truth? 0:14:24.754 --> 0:14:26.394 There's Mary and Kath are right? 0:14:28.474 --> 0:14:29.434 Three pieces of art? 0:14:29.594 --> 0:14:31.794 Number one. I'm going to get to that. The two 0:14:31.834 --> 0:14:35.074 president I met two presidents. I met President Barack Obama, yes, 0:14:35.274 --> 0:14:38.154 and I met the president of Botswana years ago when 0:14:38.154 --> 0:14:42.314 I went to Africa. So two presidents not three? Yes, 0:14:42.394 --> 0:14:44.794 number one. We won't go into that. I have been 0:14:45.034 --> 0:14:48.314 the inspiration for three works of art. I was an 0:14:48.354 --> 0:14:52.954 inspiration ones for a painting another very famous Melbourne artist, 0:14:53.194 --> 0:14:56.474 Jeff Comember his last name. I was painted nude on 0:14:56.514 --> 0:14:59.794 a bicycle with a baggette in my basket coming out 0:14:59.794 --> 0:15:02.314 of your in fact, and apparently some accountant bought that 0:15:02.354 --> 0:15:04.194 painting is probably sitting on someone's wall. I was like, 0:15:04.234 --> 0:15:06.434 oh who brought that one? And number three? 0:15:06.594 --> 0:15:08.834 And hold on? Thank you? Where I was? 0:15:09.154 --> 0:15:11.034 Where was the beginning the basket of the bike. 0:15:11.194 --> 0:15:11.994 I forget it. 0:15:13.074 --> 0:15:16.194 At first, I thought of you was on a bike. No, 0:15:16.354 --> 0:15:20.394 I just I posed naked. I can't remember probably the 0:15:20.394 --> 0:15:22.434 time you were naked sitting on a bike holding a 0:15:22.434 --> 0:15:22.794 bag get. 0:15:23.434 --> 0:15:27.914 I was riding the bike and the baguette in the basket. Okay, 0:15:27.914 --> 0:15:31.754 that's not the most important. The third one is I 0:15:31.834 --> 0:15:36.994 met very famous and I cannot reveal his name, Irish artist. 0:15:37.874 --> 0:15:41.874 And years later I found out when he told me 0:15:42.114 --> 0:15:43.754 I met him for one night, but apparently I had 0:15:43.754 --> 0:15:46.794 a profound impact on him that I had been the 0:15:46.794 --> 0:15:51.154 inspiration for one of his exhibitions. Wow, yes, he worked 0:15:51.154 --> 0:15:54.274 in bronze. Let's just put it that way. Well, so 0:15:54.434 --> 0:16:01.074 I have Sally he wor the inspirations. Okay, Mary, what 0:16:01.194 --> 0:16:01.714 have you got? 0:16:01.914 --> 0:16:07.314 Okay? So my two truths and a lie. One. I 0:16:07.394 --> 0:16:12.954 had my first orgasm at eight two. I lost my 0:16:13.034 --> 0:16:18.194 virginity at twenty one and three. I shaved my mustache 0:16:18.314 --> 0:16:18.874 at eleven. 0:16:19.794 --> 0:16:26.234 Okay, Sally, I'm going to say, you lost you virginity 0:16:26.434 --> 0:16:27.834 at twenty one is a lie? 0:16:28.074 --> 0:16:31.274 Okay, yeah, I'm in the back, Sally up with that. 0:16:31.434 --> 0:16:32.634 Number two is a lie. 0:16:32.994 --> 0:16:38.274 Bruna, I all this is so hard. I believe, I 0:16:38.314 --> 0:16:42.634 know one is true. I believe I'm going to just 0:16:42.794 --> 0:16:44.514 I'm going to be an outli here and say, you 0:16:44.514 --> 0:16:46.674 shaved your mustache at twelve is a lie? 0:16:47.114 --> 0:16:49.674 Ah, the girls are right. I had a fat my 0:16:49.714 --> 0:16:52.834 virginity at eighteen, not twenty one. But I did shave 0:16:52.874 --> 0:16:55.994 my mustache at eleven. And I did have an accidental 0:16:56.074 --> 0:16:56.714 orgasm at eight. 0:16:56.874 --> 0:16:59.034 I knew it. I knew the eight that's true. 0:16:59.354 --> 0:17:03.474 Yeah, how was it an accidental orgasm at eight? 0:17:03.874 --> 0:17:06.194 Well? I was at a friend's house and we're watching 0:17:06.194 --> 0:17:09.234 a black and white movie, you know, Saturday afternoons, and 0:17:09.273 --> 0:17:12.434 the mother for some reason, had a lot of moles 0:17:12.554 --> 0:17:14.594 on her face, and the couple had hair coming out. 0:17:14.634 --> 0:17:18.914 But I digress, and she was darning. I felt like saying, 0:17:18.914 --> 0:17:21.354 you could use some of that hair instead of that cotton, 0:17:21.874 --> 0:17:25.754 just quietly. Anyway, she was darning, and my friend was there, 0:17:25.834 --> 0:17:28.354 my friend's brother was there, and we were just innocently 0:17:28.394 --> 0:17:30.354 watching a black and white movie. This when I was 0:17:30.354 --> 0:17:33.834 growing up in Collywood. And at one point at the 0:17:33.874 --> 0:17:36.074 end of the movie, like they often did, it was 0:17:36.114 --> 0:17:39.714 a romantic sort of moment, the couple kiss and go 0:17:39.794 --> 0:17:42.714 into a room and the door closes and then the 0:17:42.874 --> 0:17:46.474 end comes up. Well, they kissed and something opened for me. 0:17:46.874 --> 0:17:51.434 Oh my god. I had a full body tingle from 0:17:51.434 --> 0:17:54.354 my toes to the top of my head and it 0:17:54.634 --> 0:17:58.793 featured heavily in the equator part of my body just 0:17:59.034 --> 0:18:02.554 south of my equator. And I don't know what happened. 0:18:02.594 --> 0:18:05.593 All I knew that something massive had just happened and 0:18:05.634 --> 0:18:07.474 I needed to get home to deal with it. 0:18:07.554 --> 0:18:11.833 Wow. Remember one congratulations. 0:18:11.874 --> 0:18:15.234 So no hands were involved. It was literally just watching 0:18:15.274 --> 0:18:16.194 those two people kiss. 0:18:16.274 --> 0:18:19.554 But the part about the moles that I had nothing 0:18:19.594 --> 0:18:25.234 to do. It was not a little storytelling you, well 0:18:25.434 --> 0:18:27.914 the business a red herring because I was holding onto 0:18:27.994 --> 0:18:29.634 that being very arousing for you. 0:18:30.314 --> 0:18:31.434 I went home. 0:18:32.074 --> 0:18:36.033 I went home, and maybe half an hour later I 0:18:36.114 --> 0:18:39.754 went to the bathroom and it was so slippery down there. 0:18:39.834 --> 0:18:43.594 When I wiped, I felt like a fast bowler. I 0:18:43.714 --> 0:18:47.114 nearly dislocated my shoulder. And at that point, as an 0:18:47.154 --> 0:18:49.834 eight year old who didn't know anything about anything, I 0:18:49.874 --> 0:18:53.154 thought I was pregnant. And in that moment when I thought, 0:18:53.194 --> 0:18:55.114 oh my god, I'm eight years old and I'm pregnant. 0:18:56.634 --> 0:18:57.514 What am I going to do? 0:18:57.874 --> 0:19:00.314 How am I going to pay for raising this child? 0:19:00.394 --> 0:19:02.034 What am I going to call it? All these really 0:19:02.074 --> 0:19:06.914 important questions. I began rocking backwards and forwards, and then 0:19:06.994 --> 0:19:09.754 my brother knocked on the door and said, we're going 0:19:09.794 --> 0:19:11.674 down to the yarra to kick a footy. Do you 0:19:11.674 --> 0:19:14.874 want to come? And I went yes, and in my state, 0:19:15.794 --> 0:19:19.353 in my with child state, I left that bathroom and 0:19:19.394 --> 0:19:21.874 went and kicked the footy and forgot that I was pregnant. 0:19:22.034 --> 0:19:22.634 Thank god. 0:19:22.754 --> 0:19:24.634 This is like a French film, like, well, you just 0:19:24.714 --> 0:19:25.634 don't know where it's. 0:19:26.714 --> 0:19:29.394 And you don't need no dermatology. You need to get 0:19:29.434 --> 0:19:31.234 rid of that facial mustache. 0:19:31.234 --> 0:19:31.994 You knew early on. 0:19:32.234 --> 0:19:34.194 My brother told me we were having dinner. It was lovely. 0:19:34.234 --> 0:19:36.714 It was such a loving moment. And he leant over 0:19:36.794 --> 0:19:39.434 and because he had a monobrow at the time, not 0:19:39.514 --> 0:19:42.594 that I said anything, but he turned around and went 0:19:44.474 --> 0:19:46.833 and I was like, what, thinking I might have had 0:19:46.874 --> 0:19:49.394 a booger or perhaps some food on my faces. You've 0:19:49.434 --> 0:19:53.114 got a mustache. And I got up from the table. 0:19:53.234 --> 0:19:55.754 I ran into the bathroom and I shaved it with 0:19:55.794 --> 0:19:57.513 my dad's razor and I showed. 0:19:57.314 --> 0:20:03.154 Him Mary ouch care, what about you? 0:20:04.074 --> 0:20:07.434 Two truths and a lie Number one, I dated more 0:20:07.474 --> 0:20:13.194 than one famous sportsman. Number two, I've touched up j Lo. 0:20:14.114 --> 0:20:16.594