Speaker 1: From Mama Mia. Welcome to the Spill your daily pop
Speaker 1: culture fix. I'm Laura Brodney and I'm m Vernum and
Speaker 1: welcome to our brutally honest review of The Odyssey, Part two.
Speaker 2: Part two. So if you haven't listened to part.
Speaker 1: One, please listen to popcorn first.
Speaker 2: You'll be very confused if you keep going. Listen to
Speaker 2: part one first. We'll put a link to that in
Speaker 2: our show notes. But this is part two.
Speaker 1: Now we must return to Ithaca. No, not quite a
Speaker 1: b plot, but sappening at the same time as Odysseus
Speaker 1: is sailing around to different islands and progressively just getting
Speaker 1: his staff killed. Back in Ithaca, twenty years hath passed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a long time.
Speaker 1: Twenty long years. Penelope is still holding strong that her
Speaker 1: husband Odysseus will return to her. Just crazy, mainly because
Speaker 1: she doesn't want to sleep with any of the hoboes
Speaker 1: who are outside. Yeah, and by hotels, I mean the
Speaker 1: creepy soldiers.
Speaker 2: It's so fair, so fair, But like holding home for
Speaker 2: a man for twenty years is crazy, I know, But
Speaker 2: then you don't even do it for like two weeks,
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: But then she's got she's got to look after another man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and they're not even.
Speaker 2: Like the cot and her like like little weak son
Speaker 2: isn't okay, can't be king? Sorry, Tom Holland, Well, he
Speaker 2: wants to be king so bad, but he can't win
Speaker 2: a single fight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's just pushed over, muttering in the background.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like, I can do it. I can't do it.
Speaker 1: You can't.
Speaker 2: You can't, you can't do it.
Speaker 1: You can't, you can't.
Speaker 2: You're like, don't get me from my biggest steps.
Speaker 1: You can't do it. You like, take us in on
Speaker 1: the boat next to me. We're not getting off. We're not.
Speaker 2: If I want this movie, all I do is provide commentary.
Speaker 1: We're not the heroes of this story. So you me
Speaker 1: on the steps where we've all are. We tell him,
Speaker 1: much like being a podcaster, some people live life and
Speaker 1: some people talk about it, and we talk about.
Speaker 2: Like one person says something to Tom Holland, and all
Speaker 2: he says back is you have wise eyes, Athena's eyes.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you can't to everyone. It loses its meaning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he thinks everyone's Athena, and eventually he is correct. Okay,
Speaker 1: So Penelope is there and for the last ten or
Speaker 1: fifteen years, A whole bunch of men who didn't go
Speaker 1: to war have been camped out in her dining room. Yeah,
Speaker 1: eating a food, drinking of wine, attacking her son, cowards, cows,
Speaker 1: and of course there is Robert Pattinson playing antinous.
Speaker 2: Yeah, get these beggars out of here.
Speaker 1: So he's playing him.
Speaker 2: I like him, don't you? I hate him? God, I
Speaker 2: hate him so much in this film. I hate him.
Speaker 2: I hate his guts. Don't I hate him?
Speaker 1: You know? Okay, I know that I have. I have
Speaker 1: problematic crushes.
Speaker 2: Their arrow through the here akilies, bitch you get yours.
Speaker 1: So I find Robert Pattinson, at least at the beginning.
Speaker 1: He gets a bit stiffly towards it. I can't deal
Speaker 1: with that. I find Robert Pattinson gets worth. He does
Speaker 1: go downhill for me personally, and the crush went away.
Speaker 1: But at the start of the movie, because I know
Speaker 1: he's awful, but it's the hottest I've ever seen Robert Patternson,
Speaker 1: like the actor. I traditionally have never found him hot
Speaker 1: in a movie role like name weird roles, namely one
Speaker 1: role where he's hot. What do you mean to say?
Speaker 2: Well, when I was younger, it was Twilight.
Speaker 1: Oh I don't find him hot in Twilight.
Speaker 2: Or even in Breaking Dawn Part one.
Speaker 1: No, not a no, I mean not in any of
Speaker 1: the movies. I think I was just raised on real
Speaker 1: hot vampires. So when I saw that sniffling, whiny little one,
Speaker 1: I was like, real, huge, euation, controlling. Why's you Jackman
Speaker 1: ever played a vampire? No? Oh, no, I can see
Speaker 1: where you're mistaken. He plays vampire hunter and van helsing.
Speaker 1: That's all right, that's neither he nor that. Don't break
Speaker 1: you Jackman into the gay. I don't think he's even
Speaker 1: he's ever even been at Christopher Nolar movie? Is that crazy?
Speaker 1: He's waiting for the call?
Speaker 2: What wasn't he in the Prestige? Oh he was?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're right. Oh no, no, I keep
Speaker 1: that in, keep that in. No. No. I was trying
Speaker 1: to think why I've seen his because there's a there's
Speaker 1: a list of like famous actors who have never worked
Speaker 1: with Nolan, and a list of actors who allegedly would
Speaker 1: not ask back and like Hugh Jackman's name is on
Speaker 1: there because he worked for the same people over over again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he hasn't gone back.
Speaker 1: I think the pro I don't think that's against two Jackman,
Speaker 1: I'm sure the project hasn't one.
Speaker 2: Well, he did Greats Showman and he wore a top
Speaker 2: had in that as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the same as being in a Nolan movie
Speaker 1: character anyway. Yeah, I find Robin Pattinson very hot as
Speaker 1: the coward Tineus something to think about later, but he
Speaker 1: is the one really leading the charge. He will ye.
Speaker 2: Wants to marry Penelope, so he's kind of like he
Speaker 2: hates hate.
Speaker 1: T Melicis is his name, Melicus.
Speaker 2: Hates Amelicus, but at the same time because he wants
Speaker 2: to win Penelope over because Penelope really loves her son,
Speaker 2: he againstwards, against the odds. He also, in the beginning
Speaker 2: plays is kind of like protective figure, but more for
Speaker 2: like show to show Penelope that.
Speaker 1: He he's challenged. A very different story when he goes
Speaker 1: into her chain and he's trying to like really talk
Speaker 1: her into it, and he's like, no, Timillicules can be
Speaker 1: the king unless we have a child.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we mess that up. We mess that up.
Speaker 1: Because he was kind of alms winning her over to them,
Speaker 1: and so they're all just sitting in the dining room
Speaker 1: waiting for I guess for her to like just finally
Speaker 1: give in and choose one of them to marry. And
Speaker 1: the only reason she's been able to hold them off
Speaker 1: is that she's making a tap street and she says,
Speaker 1: when I finished the Taple Street, I will marry one
Speaker 1: of you. But at night she unravels it a little bit,
Speaker 1: so she never.
Speaker 2: Reaches the end.
Speaker 1: Twenty years has she's been working on our street?
Speaker 2: Because if that was me, it would actually take me
Speaker 2: twenty years. I wouldn't even know what to start. How
Speaker 2: many knitting projects I've started, and just never.
Speaker 1: I did not even tried. I can't. I once tried
Speaker 1: to sew on a button. This is in the last
Speaker 1: few years. Because I had I had all the stuff
Speaker 1: and I had the button. I was like, how hard
Speaker 1: could it be? I watched a YouTube tutorial to YouTube tutorials.
Speaker 1: I could not get that button to stay on. I
Speaker 1: don't even get it to like get in there.
Speaker 2: And like they didn't even have like YouTube tuatorials back then,
Speaker 2: so it probably could have taken me twenty years to
Speaker 2: figure out.
Speaker 1: Not even that. Honestly, they come in and be like,
Speaker 1: you cannot finish that tempestuy, and I'll be like, no worry,
Speaker 1: no problem, don't even.
Speaker 2: Started like three times already. It's just a very He's
Speaker 2: just a tangle of warm I'm somehow in it now.
Speaker 1: So while creepy Robert Pattinson is trying to marry Anne Hathaway,
Speaker 1: trying to woo her, trying to woo well, yeah, he's
Speaker 1: trying to try to take her kingdom, one could say
Speaker 1: Timlochius has had enough. Yeah, he has heard some stories
Speaker 1: that his father is still alive. He knows it's crunch time.
Speaker 2: So obsessed with his father even though he's never met him. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but move on.
Speaker 1: Well, he can't move on because he thinks he is
Speaker 1: hearing stories his dad is alive, and that's just going
Speaker 1: to solve all of their problems because he knows that
Speaker 1: all of the men, the fifty or so men that
Speaker 1: are camped out in the hall, eating their food and
Speaker 1: drinking their wine, he is the only thing standing between
Speaker 1: them and the throne. So they're going to kill him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which would be quite easy because he's very week small.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, just from Holland everyone's talking about how
Speaker 1: he bulked up for this role.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, can.
Speaker 1: I just say just super quick that everyone's talking about
Speaker 1: how hot and manly he looks in this role. And
Speaker 1: I kind of thought that too, But then I saw
Speaker 1: spider Man Brand New Day.
Speaker 2: No really, I haven't watched it.
Speaker 1: Peter Parker circar spider Man Brand New Day walks all over.
Speaker 2: I'm excited to watch it. I've never been like a
Speaker 2: Tom Holland fan girl. I really found him like very
Speaker 2: where the exact same age, and in my head, he's
Speaker 2: like five years younger for some weird because he's been
Speaker 2: playing a teenager for the Yeah, he's got like a
Speaker 2: baby face as well. He just seems very young to me.
Speaker 1: He's thirty and he was playing a teenager like the
Speaker 1: last couple of years. But Spider Man's all grown up
Speaker 1: in the New spider Man.
Speaker 2: Okay, but he's like he just gives young and like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, well, it's like I think he's an
Speaker 2: amazing actor. But I've just never had a crush on him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never had a crush him too. That's just
Speaker 1: that's a legal thing. I'm a lot, I'm a lot
Speaker 1: older than him. But yeah, look, Peter Parker slash Spider
Speaker 1: Man would have sort of the situation out pretty quick.
Speaker 1: But unfortunately to me, like a doesn't have those skills,
Speaker 1: and so he flees Ithaka and heads to Sparta. This Sparta, yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you for that. He goes to Sparta to talk
Speaker 1: to Menilaus, played by one of my all time TV crushes,
Speaker 1: John Berthnall.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, who's also in Spider Man. Brandy Day.
Speaker 1: Yeah he is Brandy Day. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. He's also
Speaker 1: famously Shane and The Walking Dead. He's played a lot
Speaker 1: of other things.
Speaker 2: Very good looking. Yeah, he is a good looking He
Speaker 2: plays Manilayus so well. He does.
Speaker 1: You can kind of hear his love. Everyone's got their
Speaker 1: own accent in this, and a lot of them are
Speaker 1: like New York.
Speaker 2: Everyone just is doing their own thing.
Speaker 1: Everyone's got their own vibe. They're like, we're not even
Speaker 1: going to pretend that we're actually in ancient Greece or
Speaker 1: anything like that, because some people are like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: He says like Robin Pattson says to Tom Homland, like
Speaker 1: I'll be your daddy, And people are angry about that.
Speaker 1: They're like, he wouldn't he would have said father, And
Speaker 1: everyone's like, he wouldn't have even said that.
Speaker 2: He would have been speaking Greek.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and none of you people like, so we won't
Speaker 1: get into all the casting controversy because we've already talked
Speaker 1: about that, and everyone who was up on arms about
Speaker 1: Lapeter and stuff, they're just all wrong. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to entertain it. But everyone's like, oh, Anne Hathaway is
Speaker 1: the correct choice, but Lapeter Yongo is the wrong choice Greek.
Speaker 1: Neither of them are Greek. And also, Helen of Troy
Speaker 1: is a fictional character. She was born from an egg,
Speaker 1: so let's not start cutting straws about what color of
Speaker 1: hair was anyway, So Tamelichus talks to Helen of Troy,
Speaker 1: who is back with her husband, and she's not happy
Speaker 1: about it. She did not want to be rescued. But
Speaker 1: it was never about yeah, it was never about Yeah.
Speaker 1: It was also just never for Helen or Troy. It
Speaker 1: was never like him got them going to get her back.
Speaker 1: Wasn't a love story. They literally just wanted to destroy
Speaker 1: Troy and take their stuff. Yeah, And she was just
Speaker 1: kind of like the reason she was made the reason. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then like she feels like everything bad that it
Speaker 2: happened since has been in her name and in the
Speaker 2: actual story, like she wasn't kidnapped, she had an affair.
Speaker 1: Yeah, with the King of Troy. Well, it depends what
Speaker 1: interpretation you look at. In some interpretations she was kidnapped,
Speaker 1: and in some interpretations she ran away for love.
Speaker 2: I say, ran away for love? You get Ulyssis.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I love that better for her, that fictional woman.
Speaker 1: I love that better for her. So that's happening. But
Speaker 1: then we have to circle back around to odysseus An island.
Speaker 1: Here we go Odysseus. Well, this time they do not.
Speaker 1: This time they're all you. They don't get off the
Speaker 1: boat except for one guy, oh yeah, gets off the boat.
Speaker 1: This and now we have come to my third favorite
Speaker 1: seed the entire all.
Speaker 2: This like next scene happens in bam bam, bam bam bang.
Speaker 1: Oh it's so beautifully done. This might actually be my
Speaker 1: favorite scene the whole movie. So they are sailing and
Speaker 1: they're coming to the island of the Sirens, and if
Speaker 1: you hear the Sirens song, you will throw yourself into
Speaker 1: the water and kill yourself. Yeah, And so they devise
Speaker 1: a plan where they'll put wax in the ears so
Speaker 1: that none of the men can hear the sirens song
Speaker 1: and they can sail on past. And then Odysseus for shit.
Speaker 1: Synkiles decides, not that I haven't put you guys through enough.
Speaker 1: He's like, what if we've lost so many of our men.
Speaker 1: We have no food, we have no water, we have
Speaker 1: no hope. What if I was the first one to
Speaker 1: live through hearing the Sirens song? Wouldn't that be fun?
Speaker 1: Let's put everyone in danger and tire leader to me's
Speaker 1: such a pickmy, we get it, You're strong.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So they tie him to the mass of the ship.
Speaker 1: Everyone puts their wax in their ears and they start
Speaker 1: to go past. At first, I'm slightly disappointed when I
Speaker 1: see the Siren Island.
Speaker 2: I know why, Why is it because you can't really
Speaker 2: see that?
Speaker 1: Yes, oh my god, it isn't that the point of
Speaker 1: the that is the point. But here's the thing, Emily,
Speaker 1: here's the thing that I didn't bring up on this podcast.
Speaker 1: You know how I'm super obsessed with like sasquatches, and
Speaker 1: I'm like super into their mythology and how they interact
Speaker 1: with like human history and like all the alleged sightings
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. I also have that for sirens.
Speaker 1: I just haven't been able to bring up on this
Speaker 1: podcast before.
Speaker 2: Ma's your chance.
Speaker 1: That's my chance, So strap in for another hour of
Speaker 1: Laura's Siren Mythology. No no, but I know a lot. Hey,
Speaker 1: a lot of the spillers said they did want my
Speaker 1: Subsquatch podcast.
Speaker 2: I think you should pitch it.
Speaker 1: So if you guys want a Subsquatch podcast and a
Speaker 1: Siren podcast, please do write in. Maybe they can have
Speaker 1: a crossover episode maybe no no, no, the Odyssey too.
Speaker 1: They exist in different worlds, Emily, so I was really
Speaker 1: excited to see what Nolan's interpretation of the sirens would
Speaker 1: be because they're described so differently in mythology. Sometimes they
Speaker 1: are just beautiful, human like women. Sometimes they do have
Speaker 1: a bit of a tail like a mermaid, and the
Speaker 1: but the most important one in Greek mythology is that
Speaker 1: sometimes they have the head of a lady but the
Speaker 1: body of a bird, and that's that's how they depicted
Speaker 1: in a lot of images from Greek mythology. Insteady oh
Speaker 1: my god, I'll show you some pictures afterwards. I'll show
Speaker 1: you my favorite paintings where they have the bird ladies.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of famous paintings that have the sirens
Speaker 1: like that, and I thought, oh my god, is Nolan
Speaker 1: about to have like half bird half women like sirens,
Speaker 1: and the practical effects of that we're going to blow
Speaker 1: my mind. So yes, I was hoping for my birdly Sirens,
Speaker 1: which is like almost like the body of a hawk
Speaker 1: and then just the headed neck of a beautiful long Yeah,
Speaker 1: And they climb up to the boat and like fly
Speaker 1: over the soldiers and look up the painting. It's really
Speaker 1: shake it's chic, so it's expecting that. So as the
Speaker 1: boat's going past, and it's such a beautiful moment of
Speaker 1: filmmaking and cinematography because the mist is there, there's a
Speaker 1: song playing, but obviously it's not the Sirens song because
Speaker 1: we're not supposed to hear it either, and you're looking
Speaker 1: through the mist and you can see the silhouettes of
Speaker 1: these women and it's so so incredible, and it's like
Speaker 1: you're straining to see them, but you know you shouldn't
Speaker 1: see them, but you're desperate just to know what that
Speaker 1: would be like. And that is what the Sirens song is.
Speaker 1: You know you shouldn't listen, but you're desperate to know
Speaker 1: what it would be like.
Speaker 2: And it's also how you can see them but you
Speaker 2: can't really see them. And then they also have like
Speaker 2: seals and stuff in front, which is like famously what
Speaker 2: pirates and people who are out of it for a
Speaker 2: long time would get mermaids mixed up with with like
Speaker 2: do you go your seals? So I thought it was
Speaker 2: like very clever because it's like you can imagine like
Speaker 2: being on a boat and like just like squinting and
Speaker 2: like what it's like the waters glistening and you're like
Speaker 2: you can't really see what's going on. So I think
Speaker 2: it was brilliantly done because that's how they would have
Speaker 2: seen them.
Speaker 1: That is so true. A sailors would be out of
Speaker 1: the sea for so long, they would like have no food,
Speaker 1: no water. They would only see other men. They would
Speaker 1: go like go mad on the sea and they'd see
Speaker 1: a jewgong and imagine it as a beautiful woman. Wow,
Speaker 1: she's hot, Andong's like is that looking at me? Weird?
Speaker 2: Jumping into the.
Speaker 1: Like you imagine anything worse. I'm like a man swimming
Speaker 1: towards you though with scurvy. That's what they would have,
Speaker 1: a man swimming towards you with scurvy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's scary, that's what you's.
Speaker 1: Ugong's famously don't like humans. Their ancestors were attacked, so
Speaker 1: most of the men keep the wax in their ears
Speaker 1: smart they rote. Ogysseus is dreaming and sobbing and begging
Speaker 1: to be let go, but thankfully because they haven't had
Speaker 1: food for a while, he's not strong enough to break free. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And he describes the sirens song as like a delicious
Speaker 1: itch that you need to scratch. Yeah. And then one
Speaker 1: poor sailor overcome with the Dugong women and the bird
Speaker 1: woman pulls the wax out of his ear and jumps
Speaker 1: into the ocean and swims away to his death.
Speaker 2: And that's his right.
Speaker 1: And also sometimes let men do what they're going to do.
Speaker 1: And the whole time he really, you're really close.
Speaker 2: Our guy Hamish Pattel is just like he's like looking
Speaker 2: at it, dissy has going what the hell's going on?
Speaker 2: He's looking at his men who are just like rolling,
Speaker 2: this is too much.
Speaker 1: And he's like I didn't even want to come this way,
Speaker 1: and like a dissy.
Speaker 2: Has just bloody help mate, like you're like in charge.
Speaker 2: I get it, but like you're literally doing nothing but
Speaker 2: like being tied to the.
Speaker 1: Mast exactly so that he could say, it's just so
Speaker 1: we can have bragging rians. Later on, the other.
Speaker 2: Guy jumps in, So then there's one sailor who's just
Speaker 2: like by himself on the realm.
Speaker 1: Like that's unfair. Yeah, that's unfair.
Speaker 2: So well, wait, and what I have to say.
Speaker 1: So that magical beautiful scene is my favorite from the
Speaker 1: movie because it's just so eerie and gorgeous. And I
Speaker 1: hope Christopher Nolan makes a Siren spin off. They haven't
Speaker 1: had the big screen treatment. There's no like good siren.
Speaker 1: And don't tell me about that terrible siren show. That's bad.
Speaker 1: There's no really good siren. That's not a siren, that's
Speaker 1: a mermaid. They're very They sometimes are intertwined in mythology.
Speaker 1: I could like do a dissertation on this, so don't
Speaker 1: don't get me started. But her dad was Poseidon in
Speaker 1: that iteration. Yeah, yeah, no, sometimes that's that's not a
Speaker 1: link in that much in Greek mythology.
Speaker 2: Because I remember Emma Roberts nearly got killed by the
Speaker 2: should have had a field day in the because she's
Speaker 2: experienced that before.
Speaker 1: Oh, because she was scared of the water. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: she wasn't scared of the water before. She was scared
Speaker 1: of the water after this, they keep going, and Odysseus
Speaker 1: obviously knows a few things. He learned a few things
Speaker 1: in the underworld. He learned a few things from Circe.
Speaker 1: And one thing he learned is that more of his
Speaker 1: men are going to die.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they say she's probably like and by more
Speaker 2: we mean all of them.
Speaker 1: Yes, no, no, But he has a choice to make.
Speaker 1: There's two different monsters. The boat is going to go
Speaker 1: past the famous whirlpool monster. I believe it's Sharbras. Don't
Speaker 1: at me. I wasn't alive at ancient Greek times. I
Speaker 1: don't know about the big sea monster and cause it
Speaker 1: in a whirlpool. He can go past Sharbras and lose
Speaker 1: all of his men, or he can go past Skiller
Speaker 1: Scullar Scollar s c y.
Speaker 2: L l A Skyla.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think the six headed sea monster from
Speaker 1: Greek mythology is called Skylar Skyler. She'd name if so. No,
Speaker 1: I haven't even seen that name written down. So there's
Speaker 1: a there's a whirlpool monster that sucks the ocean into it,
Speaker 1: sucks all the boats into it and kills everyone. Or
Speaker 1: they can go past the passage and the cliffs and
Speaker 1: only Odysseus knows this that if they go past, they
Speaker 1: will just lose like a handful of men, and six
Speaker 1: men more than a handful. Someone would say, yeah, half
Speaker 1: a dozen, and he obviously decides to lose six men instead.
Speaker 2: Yes, but he didn't tell his men that. So when they.
Speaker 1: Tell them men that it all be like you and
Speaker 1: your fantasy, that will be like under the boat.
Speaker 2: But he actually like tricked them and he was like,
Speaker 2: let's go through the whirlpool, knowing that they would suggest
Speaker 2: going the other way, which is what he wanted them
Speaker 2: to do, and make it like make it their decision,
Speaker 2: and they did, and then six men died and then
Speaker 2: himesh pital.
Speaker 1: Great though, just a moment for the six headed serpent again,
Speaker 1: one of my favorite moments. I just I'm I'm just
Speaker 1: like such a kid in this section. I just liked
Speaker 1: all the monster bits of the movie. Everyone's like, wasn't
Speaker 1: that scene with Anne Hathaway so powerful?
Speaker 2: Might no heads got like six meals out of that
Speaker 2: compared to when they got like four.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Again, it's it's a kind of a lesson in
Speaker 1: restraint that I would never be able to do because
Speaker 1: I would be like, let's have the whole monster on screen,
Speaker 1: but Christopher Nolan's like, you just see the serpent heads
Speaker 1: coming down, and that guy's dead. That guy's dead, and
Speaker 1: that guy's dead, and everyone's screaming head of diseases, like, hey,
Speaker 1: it's four to two more ago.
Speaker 2: It's just like it kept going row row row. And
Speaker 2: then everyone learns soon that he knew that was going.
Speaker 1: To happen, and they confront him, and then they completely
Speaker 1: lose faith in him, which is why when they get
Speaker 1: to the island with the Sun God Island, the Sun
Speaker 1: God Island, and they have he makes them promise not
Speaker 1: to kill any of the cattle on the island, and
Speaker 1: he's like, and there's a lot of cattle. There's a
Speaker 1: lot of cattle. And these men are stuck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And they get stuck on the island because they
Speaker 2: have to wait for the winds to change, otherwise they
Speaker 2: can't go back to see. So they're sitting on this
Speaker 2: island for days and days and days with all of
Speaker 2: these cattle around them, not able to slaughter any of
Speaker 2: the animals. Are basically just like drinking water and eating berries.
Speaker 2: I assume off the island.
Speaker 1: I don't even that you think you should you think
Speaker 1: you went into any of these islands you would eat
Speaker 1: a berry. That sounds like that's not what I don't know.
Speaker 2: These men seem very confident.
Speaker 1: And saying, you know, you know those berries belong to
Speaker 1: some god who's going to have an issue with it
Speaker 1: and curse them for touching a berries. They can't really
Speaker 1: eat anything.
Speaker 2: So they fall asleep. He wakes up to Athena. Athena
Speaker 2: is standing there and he follows her Zadea and he
Speaker 2: sees this giant pit with all of his men in
Speaker 2: the pit. They've slaughtered a cattle and they're eating it.
Speaker 2: And he was like, do you really think the gods
Speaker 2: wouldn't have noticed? And they will. They said, we were
Speaker 2: worried you would notice. And it's like, it's not me.
Speaker 2: You have to be scared of. I wanted you guys
Speaker 2: to live.
Speaker 1: They're like He's like, like, hey, the gods aren't going
Speaker 1: to see we're in a pit.
Speaker 2: Obviously we thought this through. They're not going to see anything.
Speaker 2: And then the minute they finished their meal, the winds change.
Speaker 1: And they're like, oh boy, time to get back in
Speaker 1: the ocean, because so far the ocean has treated us.
Speaker 1: Soon's like, you idiots and now Zeus is involved. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and he's not happy because that was his cattle. And
Speaker 1: the god's famously not good at sharing literally anything, and
Speaker 1: so Ogyssees is just so devastated for them, even though
Speaker 1: he put them in this situation, because he's like, you're
Speaker 1: all growing to die, and they're basically like, we'd rather
Speaker 1: drown than stuff. Yeah, and drown. They do.
Speaker 2: Drown, they did, they did.
Speaker 1: Indeed, it's only funny because it's a fictional story.
Speaker 2: That nighttime scene of them on the ship was so
Speaker 2: scary black and they're just getting like pounded by waves.
Speaker 1: Those waves are so huge. Their boats already, their boats
Speaker 1: already on its last legs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, their boat struggles.
Speaker 1: And that would be especially terrifying for someone like you
Speaker 1: because you stay on the boat for safety. Now the
Speaker 1: boat is the most dangerous place to be.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but unless you're where Odysseus is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's always the right isn't he.
Speaker 2: He's always in the right spot. So the boat gets
Speaker 2: cracked down the middle. There's this big thunderstorm going on,
Speaker 2: and that is when you see Odysseus realizing that, oh
Speaker 2: this is where his men died, and he is on
Speaker 2: one side of the boat. All of them are on
Speaker 2: the other side of the boat. They all see him.
Speaker 2: Then they all start like saying, pray for forgiveness, ask
Speaker 2: for forgiveness. So they all know they're going to die and.
Speaker 1: They know why and was not good in hindsight.
Speaker 2: No, godsaw, godsaw, Jesus cried, don't get those not Jesus
Speaker 2: and Deuce. He saw he was like, that's my cow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I have all the cows, but I want
Speaker 1: that specific.
Speaker 2: He calls favor, that's my favorite cow, the one you took.
Speaker 2: Calls up beside and he's like, hey, do you want
Speaker 2: a tag team that?
Speaker 1: Besides, like I've already been chasing these guys. I would
Speaker 1: actually love this.
Speaker 2: He's like hell yeah. Thunder waves and then they all crash,
Speaker 2: they drown, but Odysseus gets kind of like washed away
Speaker 2: on another island.
Speaker 1: Yes to the Island of the Nymph. Calypso played by
Speaker 1: Charlie Ron, who a lot of people have had an
Speaker 1: issue with in this movie. Really they have outfits like
Speaker 1: business sheet. I know that's the issue people. Oh, they're
Speaker 1: like Calypso so far ahead of the game. Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: dressed for comfort and she looks great.
Speaker 2: She could go straight on a runway.
Speaker 1: From one hundred percent. That's the issue people have because
Speaker 1: they think that Charlie's then as Calypso looks like she
Speaker 1: washes Instagram face that she's come off a runway. At
Speaker 1: some point, someone's like, does she have one of those
Speaker 1: funnel towels, because she like funnel taels him dry. It
Speaker 1: was like a microfiber. I was like, well, she's like
Speaker 1: a goddess nymph hybrid, so maybe she's ahead of the game.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she knows how to dry someone down.
Speaker 1: And also, I feel like Sharlie stron is one of
Speaker 1: those people who just has other worldly beauty.
Speaker 2: She's like, you know, the most beautiful people in the world.
Speaker 2: Obviously she's gonna play a goddess and look like a goddess.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know if that's Instagram.
Speaker 2: But with Zandaeya, like, I'm like, these guys just look
Speaker 2: like goddesses, so obviously they're gonna look like it when
Speaker 2: they play one.
Speaker 1: Yes, so true. So I was I was okay with
Speaker 1: her casting. So she takes Odysseus to her island and
Speaker 1: like helps him recover and feeding.
Speaker 2: Him the lotus flower.
Speaker 1: She falls so that that's I'm trying to ruin the
Speaker 1: book for you because you're reading it.
Speaker 2: Well, I kind of know what happens.
Speaker 1: There's lotus eaters in the book, which is a whole situation.
Speaker 2: I watched Percy Jackson.
Speaker 1: The amount of people have seen this movie being so
Speaker 1: unimpressed because they're like, Percy Jackson did this and more.
Speaker 1: It's so true though, if you guys haven't read the
Speaker 1: Percy Jackson books, seen the movies, which I know are controversial,
Speaker 1: or watch the New Disney Plus show, which is great.
Speaker 1: If you love the Odyssey, watch Percy if you want
Speaker 1: to get into the nitty gritty, Okay, if you want
Speaker 1: the other side of the story story. Yeah, he goes
Speaker 1: through in Percy jack saying, God, that's a that's a
Speaker 1: good story. And then Calypso of course falls in love
Speaker 1: with Ogysseus. Yeah, everyone's just falling in love with this man.
Speaker 1: So she's like, yeah, don't give your.
Speaker 2: Men right by this point. If I was if I
Speaker 2: was Calypso and that guy, I'd be like.
Speaker 1: Besides, I'd be like, is Hamesh Patel available? Yeah? The
Speaker 1: actor all the character bring justice for him. If there's
Speaker 1: someone a nymph is going to fall in love. That
Speaker 1: would have been him in his gorgeous face.
Speaker 2: To see us at that point was like really going
Speaker 2: through it.
Speaker 1: But alas she's left with a rugged Matt Damon. And
Speaker 1: at this stage, even though to us it's been two hours,
Speaker 1: it's been nearly like two years for him on that boat.
Speaker 1: Three years, three years on the boat. Oh god, So
Speaker 1: he's looking worse for wear. He's got all of his
Speaker 1: friends killed, he's made enemies. I still don't think he's
Speaker 1: anything to eat in the three years because they keep
Speaker 1: not getting any food.
Speaker 2: God, they didn't have beauty standards back there.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And also Matt Damon not only tried, they tried
Speaker 1: to age his face up a bit to show the
Speaker 1: passage of time. But in his trailer before he went
Speaker 1: down to film those scenes, he would scream and scream
Speaker 1: and scream for hours. To like age his voice.
Speaker 2: Must have been a great neighbor. Tom Holland probably like,
Speaker 2: what the hell man?
Speaker 1: No, I think Rob Pattinson's trailer was next to his.
Speaker 1: He said, I thought you were having a painful bowel movement,
Speaker 1: and I was like, don't bring that into it. See
Speaker 1: Rob Pattinson real life. I mean that quirky.
Speaker 2: Sweet boy, but just like I just know he los
Speaker 2: he loves the chaos.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so clypso falls in love with him because it's
Speaker 1: a whole thing of like what women say, it's like
Speaker 1: bachelor syndrome, like if you've only got one man around,
Speaker 1: like you kind of just fall in love with him.
Speaker 1: And I think that's what happened.
Speaker 2: Between one man, like every ten years washes up on
Speaker 2: your island. Yeah, you'd be like, I guess this is
Speaker 2: my man.
Speaker 1: For the next ten years. He's a fixer up on
Speaker 1: change him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can by like getting rid of his whole memory.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. So what she does she does with the
Speaker 1: lotus flowers. So there's a whole scene of the lotus
Speaker 1: flowers in the book where like the whole crew eats
Speaker 1: and they forget who they are and they stay there
Speaker 1: for like a year or so. But I guess Christopher
Speaker 1: Nolan had to make cuts. So eventually clips I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: you really love your wife. Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 2: She's like, stop beating the loadstile and he's like, but
Speaker 2: I love it, literally word for word it. She's like
Speaker 2: just stop.
Speaker 1: She's like, it is making you forget your family and
Speaker 1: your kingdom. But she says that, oh, I guess I'll
Speaker 1: let you go. She says that a casual seven years
Speaker 1: after he's been there, so she's.
Speaker 2: Got anxious attachment to her.
Speaker 1: And then and then do you think she got the ick?
Speaker 1: Like she she got him to stay there for seven
Speaker 1: years and on the seventh years, she walked into their
Speaker 1: little shared tent on the beach and she looks at
Speaker 1: him eat, just sitting there eating the lotus flower, and she's.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, this is very much. It keeps collecting the
Speaker 2: bones off his ship. Yeah, making a raff which he
Speaker 2: doesn't even realize he's doing. Yeah, it's trying to go home,
Speaker 2: trying to go home. And he does go home, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, if you just did that in the beginning,
Speaker 2: that would have been built a raft, built a raft
Speaker 2: and just like fallen asleep on it. And then he
Speaker 2: ends up home.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he's a lot closer than and also Poseidon
Speaker 1: has forgiven him and Athena steps in. Well, the story
Speaker 1: is obviously like Athena steps in and she's like, hey, guys,
Speaker 1: we need to let this guy go home here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's suffered enough, he's suffered enough.
Speaker 1: So he makes it back to Ithaca. I never thought
Speaker 1: we were going to get here. Also, obviously Zendea is
Speaker 1: Athena is amazing. He has a brief role, but it
Speaker 1: is important. Yeah, there's a lot of kind of chat
Speaker 1: out there, is like is that actually Athena or is
Speaker 1: it a hallucination or is it like, yeah, was the
Speaker 1: girl killed in the Trojan War? Was that like Athena
Speaker 1: or was it just a townsperson who's now taken the
Speaker 1: face of Athena? Yeah, in his mind, in the eyes
Speaker 1: of Ogsse.
Speaker 2: I love how they do that. It gave like the
Speaker 2: audience like a little plot twist. I no one even
Speaker 2: expected a type of movie that needed a plot twist.
Speaker 1: I like the idea too, that it's not completely clear cut,
Speaker 1: like you have to do a bit of the work
Speaker 1: in your own mind to sort of figure out what
Speaker 1: version of the Athena story you think is in Odyssey.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also, you can see Zendaa's ear piercings. Did you see that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can see it.
Speaker 1: It's like Athena took out O hoops.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you can see the same in Calypso like
Speaker 2: you's got two ear piercings.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's hard. They're covering up. They spend too much
Speaker 1: time covering up everyone's tattoos.
Speaker 2: No, Christopher Nolan, that's either he or there.
Speaker 1: I thought actually that Zendea was incredible and Hully's and
Speaker 1: it's just there's so much going.
Speaker 2: On though, sorry Pierce, I is these men have tattoos.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. Things could be so much worse. But makes
Speaker 1: it back to Ithaca, where he finds his growing son, Timelochus.
Speaker 2: And just when you think it's about to end, we
Speaker 2: get into actory.
Speaker 1: What did you think it was gonna happen? At that
Speaker 1: stage they were gonna hug in the movie would be over.
Speaker 2: I literally thought it was gonna end, and then it
Speaker 2: went on for another forty minutes, and it was like Jesus.
Speaker 1: Christ, because at that stage we're not even at the
Speaker 1: final battle. This has all been a build.
Speaker 2: And then I was praying to Zeus. I was like,
Speaker 2: let the suffering end.
Speaker 1: Let this movie end.
Speaker 2: By the suffering, I mean me in this cinemaan and
Speaker 2: hath the way like I.
Speaker 1: Finished my popcorne, I finished my drink. I as soon
Speaker 1: as Hemelochus and Odysseus hug That's when I got my
Speaker 1: last wine because I had four wines that it's a
Speaker 1: long movie. That's when I got my last wine. I'm like, home,
Speaker 1: stretched on, here we go, Here we go. So they
Speaker 1: have to sneak into the castle palace. I'm unsure of
Speaker 1: what the structure is called. Yeah, yeah, kind of like, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's go with class home their home. They have to
Speaker 1: sneak Odysseus inside because obviously, back in his mind, he
Speaker 1: probably thought he would return to Ithaca in a blaze
Speaker 1: of glory and he would walk in there and he
Speaker 1: would kiss Penelope and he would high five Temelochus and
Speaker 1: it would all be well, and his subjects would cheer
Speaker 1: for him. That the king has returned after twenty years,
Speaker 1: but after Agamemnon's warning in the underworld to be careful
Speaker 1: when he returns, it was like.
Speaker 2: Suss out the area, Yes, see what's going on.
Speaker 1: He's like, things have changed, man, you've gone for twenty years.
Speaker 1: Some people dislike you. And Robert Pattinson's in your house.
Speaker 1: He's drunk all the good wine.
Speaker 2: Exactly that line basted.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So he sneaks back in as a beggar, and
Speaker 1: because of Zeus's law, which is a huge do you
Speaker 1: think about the movie The Law of Zeus, that like,
Speaker 1: you were supposed to give food and shelter and hospitality
Speaker 1: to any person thinking that The idea is it could
Speaker 1: be Zeus, and you would never turn Zeus away. Very
Speaker 1: few people in the movie practice Seus's law.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: Paula Femus didn't do it. The giants didn't do it.
Speaker 1: Circe kind of did it once a hand was forced.
Speaker 1: The sirens did it. They were like, come on over,
Speaker 1: but everyone else was like, that's not a thing. So
Speaker 1: Odysseus comes in dressed as a beggar, and of course
Speaker 1: antinous Robert Pattinson gives him a hard time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Odysseus is like, don't worry, you'll get yours.
Speaker 2: But then he mentioned Simon, Yeah, and Robert Patterson's like,
Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know
Speaker 2: that name. And then all the other guys so we're
Speaker 2: also trying to win over Penelope. Yeah, were like, hey,
Speaker 2: don't you know that name? And he was like, no,
Speaker 2: I don't know that name. And then Odysseus. Because Penelope
Speaker 2: always talks to everyone who comes into the castle after
Speaker 2: they all have their big feast, she has a one
Speaker 2: on one with Odysseus without knowing who he is through
Speaker 2: the screen, which, oh my god, I would love a screen.
Speaker 1: Like that, would you, though people have to talk to
Speaker 1: you through.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have a dinner party and then I'll be
Speaker 2: in my own room. And then there's a big screen.
Speaker 1: And only the winner of a shooting contest is allowed
Speaker 1: to come and past the screen to chante you exactly.
Speaker 2: And then Odysseus doesn't confess who he is. He basically
Speaker 2: just says that, like, Odysseus is on his way, he's alive,
Speaker 2: but he's not here yet, and he's a changed man
Speaker 2: and he can't come back right now. And she gets
Speaker 2: really mad and she's like, you know what, I've been
Speaker 2: waiting here for too long. This damn tapestry has been
Speaker 2: done like five times. Yeah, I'm going to marry someone.
Speaker 2: So take that, Odysseus, and you pass on that message
Speaker 2: to him. And then she announces to all her potential
Speaker 2: suitors that she is going to choose a husband if
Speaker 2: they can complete her challenge.
Speaker 1: Yes, and her challenge is they have to be able
Speaker 1: to string Odysseus's bow, which is very hard to do
Speaker 1: allegedly and fire like a like a difficult shot through,
Speaker 1: like all.
Speaker 2: Of these axes that are lying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so one by one of the men come
Speaker 1: forward and none of them can do it, including Robert Pattinson.
Speaker 2: He doesn't even try.
Speaker 1: He just doesn't want to be believe Rob Pattinson would
Speaker 1: not be able to do. Yeah.
Speaker 2: He's like, you've proven your point.
Speaker 1: And then Odysseus.
Speaker 2: Steps up and he's like, get this beggar out of here.
Speaker 2: And he's like, no, I deserve my chance. And then
Speaker 2: Tom Holland's like, yeah, he deserves his child, not.
Speaker 1: Even just using it anyway now.
Speaker 2: Also shout out to the dog. I want to mention
Speaker 2: that a moment of silence when Odysseus saw his dog
Speaker 2: for the last time, and then his dog wagged his
Speaker 2: tail when he recognized him and then died. He died, Yeah,
Speaker 2: waited for his master.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, beautiful.
Speaker 2: I think he's still outside to the name. Anyway. Odysseus
Speaker 2: manages to string the bow and he goes Tongue and Penelope.
Speaker 2: He's like, oh my god, he's back. Guys. You guys,
Speaker 2: he's back. And then he shoots the arrow, nails it
Speaker 2: and then starts killing them all.
Speaker 1: Then he was like and they're all just like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, it's Odysseus. So sorry, Burke, no, lock the door,
Speaker 1: Lock the doors. You're all dying to flaughter, every single
Speaker 1: one of you. And then we have like one last
Speaker 1: big battle. Because massive battles, this movie was like we
Speaker 1: need one more time where like we just see men
Speaker 1: get slaughtered with a with a sword. We need more
Speaker 1: death and more destruction, and I guess in this movie
Speaker 1: you do need that kind of heightened ending. And I
Speaker 1: want to spoil the book for you, but in the
Speaker 1: book he does that. And then Penelope's like one more
Speaker 1: challenge and she was like, can you move our marital bed?
Speaker 1: And he knows it's made of stuff you can't move.
Speaker 1: It's like a special tree that.
Speaker 2: You does that, and she gives what She's like, I no,
Speaker 2: it wasn't enough. You know what fair she's been wedding
Speaker 2: a long time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, She's like, one more test, if you can move
Speaker 1: our marital bed. Oh no, And he's like, you can't
Speaker 1: move that bed because I made it. I know what
Speaker 1: it's made of. I'm paris freezing from home as words.
Speaker 1: Would you believe redesign? And she was like, oh doss,
Speaker 1: it's you, only he would know you can't move the
Speaker 1: bed and imagine if that's how the honesty ended.
Speaker 2: That's so funny.
Speaker 1: And then after we sat there over three hours and
Speaker 1: Hatho was like, move this bed and Matt Damon's like
Speaker 1: it can't be moved, and she was like yay, and
Speaker 1: then the movie just ended there.
Speaker 2: I would have love that.
Speaker 1: I was just a slow clutter. It's amazing, sligh but stare.
Speaker 1: Christmin Nolan's like, oh, give you guys an action movie,
Speaker 1: plebs and so there was like no renovations. Yeah, He's like,
Speaker 1: I'm not ending this epic movie that's the biggest blockbuster
Speaker 1: of all time with a conversation of two married people
Speaker 1: discussing why they can't move their bed.
Speaker 2: That's so true and that was his right and that
Speaker 2: is right, and that's why Emily Wilson's upset.
Speaker 1: She was like, you miss the best bart of the book,
Speaker 1: and this is.
Speaker 2: Where you get the biggest rubber Pattison Eck in that
Speaker 2: fight scene, yeah, because he's just like standing like a
Speaker 2: coward behind this pillar, going get the swords, get the shield,
Speaker 2: fight him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was only kind of hot in the beginning
Speaker 1: when he was like a bit brooty angry, because as
Speaker 1: I said, he gets more snivelly and cowardly as it
Speaker 1: goes along, and I don't i'd in vite with that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like such a satisfying death when Odysseus finally
Speaker 2: kills him. But in my head, it's like the same
Speaker 2: like feeling of satisfaction when John Wick kills the guy
Speaker 2: who do Yeah, I like I feel the same sense
Speaker 2: of like pride, yeah, and like happiness.
Speaker 1: I think that's the one kind of thread that we
Speaker 1: take away from all stories is you can't mess with
Speaker 1: a man's dog. No, no, you can't.
Speaker 2: You don't mess with a man's dog. And they both did,
Speaker 2: and they both died horrible death exactly. And Odysseus has
Speaker 2: like all of these arrows in him, like he's been slashed.
Speaker 2: He looks like he's on his deathbed.
Speaker 1: He doesn't die, though, but you think in Penelope things
Speaker 1: and the audience, unless you've read the book, is led
Speaker 1: to think that he's about to die.
Speaker 2: For all that, I would have been actually really annoyed
Speaker 2: if he died after twenty years they killed him, he
Speaker 2: wrote to someone, but he just dies in her arm. Yeah,
Speaker 2: she goes back to the tapestry. Yeah, literally, but he lives.
Speaker 2: He lives, and they sail west.
Speaker 1: They sail west as she had one of them two.
Speaker 1: The first time they make Timelochus king, Yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Guess he's killed.
Speaker 1: He kind of helped. He went and helped his.
Speaker 2: Daget in the palace slash castle. Yeah, I guess, and
Speaker 2: he was willing. I just know that castle is getting raided.
Speaker 2: The man a minute has taken. As he's leaving, another
Speaker 2: ship passes and he's like, oh God, I guess I'm.
Speaker 1: Not going out. Little Tamelicus is now in charge. And
Speaker 1: I was like, oh nice, because the only reason people
Speaker 1: weren't going touching it is because they're like they feared
Speaker 1: Odysseus my return. They're like they watch him sail away.
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh, it's hard to be Tamelochus, But good
Speaker 1: to be Tom Holland when you're playing Peter Parker much better,
Speaker 1: I don't know, much better. And then Anne Hathaway Matt
Speaker 1: Damon as I'm just using your words.
Speaker 2: Had the happy ending. They sail away.
Speaker 1: She sells away the haunted man she hasn't talked to
Speaker 1: for the chase.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you think once they got on the boat,
Speaker 1: they rekindled their romance or they kind of felt they
Speaker 1: drift apat to.
Speaker 2: Twenty Christopher Nollen said, no sex, So I don't think so.
Speaker 1: He's like, no sex, not even off camera. Two sides
Speaker 1: of the bunk beds. Oh okay, Well we've just rubbaged
Speaker 1: one of the greatest movies of all the time. Such
Speaker 1: a good movie though, such a good movie. I loved
Speaker 1: it so much. I wish we could do like a
Speaker 1: we should have done three hour podcast and to commemorate
Speaker 1: this movie probably probably could have. We squeezed as much
Speaker 1: as we could. Guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, the Odyssey. I hope you liked it. And
Speaker 2: if you haven't watched a movie, don't worry. We didn't
Speaker 2: do it justice to worry.
Speaker 1: We literally hit every point we didn't. Someone'll be watching
Speaker 1: it and they'll be like, wait, where's all the crazy
Speaker 1: stuff and the and Laura were talking about. I know
Speaker 1: some of that was just us making things just.
Speaker 2: For you, just for you, like like Odysseus, we just
Speaker 2: make things up.
Speaker 1: We'll just check out side of the story.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much Spillers for listening to our brutally
Speaker 2: honest review of The Odyssey Part one.
Speaker 1: And Part two. How many people do you think you
Speaker 1: just got to the end of part two. We're babbling
Speaker 1: on about a dead dog, and they're like not worth it, Like, oh,
Speaker 1: to see us, his journey needed to be quick. Oh
Speaker 1: that pulled off. Oh I know, I'm sorry. I didn't
Speaker 1: mean to bring up the fresh pain for you.
Speaker 2: No, but oh my god, what it like? I think
Speaker 2: this is our first like two pardon and.
Speaker 1: Really this is a very long story making and we
Speaker 1: have not learned our lesson if this happens in the future.
Speaker 2: Like Emily Wilson, the first woman to do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for listening.
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