Speaker 1: You're listening to a MoMA Mia podcast. Mama Maya acknowledges
Speaker 1: the traditional owners of land and waters that this podcast
Speaker 1: is recorded on. Hello and Welcome to canceled a lazy
Speaker 1: girl's guide to bizarre celebrity cancelations. I'm Jesse Stevens and
Speaker 1: I'm Claire Stephens, and this week we unpacked the story
Speaker 1: of the One, the Only Northwest. I've only wanted to
Speaker 1: do her forever. I'm obsessed with her. She's the daughter
Speaker 1: of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, now known as Yay.
Speaker 1: You'd never be able to tell she was their child,
Speaker 1: but look, it got us thinking about friend of the
Speaker 1: Cancel Courtroom, Kimmy Kay as we call her, and you're
Speaker 1: about to hear the first of two parts of our
Speaker 1: episode on Kim Kardashian. This episode was from a little
Speaker 1: while ago, but it's still just so irrelevant. We thought
Speaker 1: it was very important to revisit it important context because
Speaker 1: Kim Kay is like she's like God, and that she's
Speaker 1: just everywhere always Jesse. Today on the show, we are
Speaker 1: talking about Kim Kardashian. Don't be fucking rude? Are you
Speaker 1: hidding me? To God? Don't be don't even anything on me.
Speaker 1: I'll fucking hurt you. He's fine. It seems like nobody
Speaker 1: wants to work these days. You have to surround yourself
Speaker 1: with people that want to work. We've spoken about a
Speaker 1: couple of members of the Kardashian family also, Gendel. Yes,
Speaker 1: and as I'm sure you're aware, Jesse, there's this really
Speaker 1: important rule in court rooms that we have to abide by,
Speaker 1: and obviously we're incredibly strict. That's just fun about this
Speaker 1: is that we do learn more law lingo yeah, every
Speaker 1: week and make up our own like along with the listeners. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we really hold them by the hand, and in that
Speaker 1: they probably know more about the court than we do. Yes,
Speaker 1: it turns out that if something has been brought up
Speaker 1: in another court case, you can't bring it up again.
Speaker 1: Is that actually true? No, it's not, but it is
Speaker 1: true for our chorus, because I don't want it to
Speaker 1: feel repetitive. Ah. For example, Quick Trim already talked about
Speaker 1: it inadmissible prosecuted, Yeah, already prosecuted. Slim Fast a little
Speaker 1: touch on it, sure, but it's not going to be
Speaker 1: a huge chunk of what we talk about. Great, obviously
Speaker 1: this is going to be a two parter. They're simply
Speaker 1: too much to cover with old Kimbo Kimberly No cut
Speaker 1: your Life. I thought it was pronounced Noel and O
Speaker 1: we l Yeah, Noel, I read no Okay. I've tried
Speaker 1: to divide these episodes by Kim pre and post Kanye era,
Speaker 1: but by post I mean after they've broken up, and
Speaker 1: that is very loose, okay, because as always, this is
Speaker 1: by my gut, my interests, and where I thought the
Speaker 1: topics should go. It's very guided by external Wikipedia links
Speaker 1: is what I found because I go diet culture and
Speaker 1: then I go oh, cultural appropriate. You know, yes's guided
Speaker 1: by an algorithm. It's also guided by what I've seen
Speaker 1: on my personal for you page on TikTok Yeah, and
Speaker 1: that is going to guide the decisions I make content wise.
Speaker 1: That's when you know you've got some serious rigor around
Speaker 1: what you're doing. My structure for today's episode is as follows,
Speaker 1: kim Let Me Eat, and that's about the promotion of
Speaker 1: appetites of presents, her attempts to sing an act, her
Speaker 1: seventy two day marriage, and animal welfare. That is one
Speaker 1: of my favorite topics on this show. Jesse, I want
Speaker 1: you to be North. Do you know why? Because she's sassy? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what she has in terms of then diagram
Speaker 1: of vibe. Her and Princess Charlotte. Okay, I think they
Speaker 1: would be kindred spirits. Okay, because she just thinks her
Speaker 1: mom's a bit cringe. She's a big on the pic chock.
Speaker 1: Yeah she is, that's who you are. Okay. First, a
Speaker 1: bit about Kim Kardashian. You spoil the middle name. Thanks
Speaker 1: for that. She's forty one and she's worth one point
Speaker 1: eight billion dollars, so a lot. Jesse and her poor sister.
Speaker 1: We did work out, didn't we the poorest? Oh? Because
Speaker 1: we discussed poosh. Okay, we did, Jesse. What is your
Speaker 1: personal favorite Kim Kardashian moment? The earring in Bora Bora. Okay,
Speaker 1: and explain that a little bit more. Ah, it's more
Speaker 1: a feeling. She's in Borbora, she loses an earring, yep,
Speaker 1: And what gets yelled at her Kim, there's people that
Speaker 1: are dying. Yeah, okay, if that's what Corney yells. Because
Speaker 1: Kim's overreacting and she cries and she's a really ugly crier,
Speaker 1: and her sisters give her a lot of crap about it, yes,
Speaker 1: which is something that I relate to because in our family,
Speaker 1: I'm the ugly crier, and I have a tendency when I,
Speaker 1: especially as a child, I would start to eat to
Speaker 1: comfort myself. Made it made it ugly out because you
Speaker 1: were your mouth was making shapes around food while you
Speaker 1: were crying, and we were like, oh yeah. So every
Speaker 1: time someone would impersonate me and my family, you would
Speaker 1: cry and eat chips at the same time be like,
Speaker 1: who am I? Who am I? It with me? My
Speaker 1: personal favorite Kim moment was actually when there's an episode
Speaker 1: of Keeping Up with the Kardashians where she noticed Chris
Speaker 1: was missing her kids, mostly the girls, not so much Rob,
Speaker 1: and so she she needs to a canceled episode on
Speaker 1: Rob because I don't know if he even has a
Speaker 1: wiki page. I don't think he's doing so well. So
Speaker 1: Kim rented Chris a chip for a week. The chimp's
Speaker 1: name was Susie, and Kim kind of dressed up in
Speaker 1: baby clothes, made it wear a nappy, and just dropped
Speaker 1: it at Chris's house. It was so funny. It was
Speaker 1: really good content. There'll be more on that. That's a
Speaker 1: m well welfare. Yeah, all right, let's get into my
Speaker 1: first topic. Kim, let me eat. We've spoken before about
Speaker 1: how one of out earliest memories of the Kardashians is
Speaker 1: when they were advertising Quick Trim in those purple bikinis.
Speaker 1: It was very lucky you walked into a pharmacy in
Speaker 1: seven eight, Yeah, and Kim Kardashian was like, why eat
Speaker 1: when you could not? Yeah, exactly. And the main ingredient
Speaker 1: in that was caffeine. And in twenty twelve they were
Speaker 1: sued because it didn't work right, and they argued Kim's
Speaker 1: legal team argued, well, is it a spokesperson's fault if
Speaker 1: the product they're endorsing doesn't work. We didn't make it.
Speaker 1: So that's where she's starting from. In terms of her philosophy.
Speaker 1: You might think that after the Quick Trim moment, she thought,
Speaker 1: you know what, I am making a lot of money.
Speaker 1: I don't need to endorse weight loss products specifically. You
Speaker 1: know how people who are doing well and have a
Speaker 1: well established career often have no sponsored posts written on
Speaker 1: their Instagram. I've noticed Maya does it because she's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I've got my company. Yeah, I've got it, buz. Sally Hepworth,
Speaker 1: She's an author, don't do sponsored things. I write my books.
Speaker 1: At what point does Kim Kardashian go, I have amount
Speaker 1: for money. I don't need sponkn. I don't need sponkn.
Speaker 1: But instead she's like, she loves it. I'm forty, here's
Speaker 1: a new pair of underpants. Really, Kim, she gets paid
Speaker 1: like eight hundred thousand dollars for a sponsored post. Years
Speaker 1: after the quick Trim fiasco, in twenty eighteen, Kim posts
Speaker 1: a photo to Instagram It's too recent advertising flat tummy
Speaker 1: Coe's appetite suppression lollipops? Do you remember this image? Vermouth?
Speaker 1: She described them as literally unreal, which is probably true
Speaker 1: because they don't don't do anything, and she directed her
Speaker 1: followers to try them. She's got a lot of backlash,
Speaker 1: including from actor and radio host Jamila Jamil, who said
Speaker 1: the Kardashian's broadly selling her self consciousness and a double
Speaker 1: agents for the patriarchy. I don't even know if we
Speaker 1: need to explain why it's so problematic, but there's no
Speaker 1: way Kim Kardashian achieved a completely different body to the
Speaker 1: one she grew up with by sucking on anti supress
Speaker 1: and lollipops. It's just one of those things. So like
Speaker 1: she milleged me. All came out and she had really
Speaker 1: good points and stuff, and you just want to shrug
Speaker 1: your shoulders and go, yeah, yeah, she's a double agent
Speaker 1: for the Patriot. Yeah, she was steering, and I'm not
Speaker 1: losing sleep over. I don't expect sense from this woman.
Speaker 1: I never have. I never have. Look, it's problematic because
Speaker 1: it's like always directed at women. Kim's defense. Isn't this
Speaker 1: character growth which we always try and reward because quick
Speaker 1: Trim I thought was a she yourself, whereas the lollipop
Speaker 1: is an appetus? Is that stopping before the ship? O? Lovely? No, See,
Speaker 1: I've got in my notes women are allowed to eat, Kim.
Speaker 1: I've got that in. She's having lollipop. Not enough, it's
Speaker 1: not enough, okay. I mean she talks about diets now,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, how I feel in twenty twenty two.
Speaker 1: Let the woman. Let the woman diet. I'll have MCKAYFC chips.
Speaker 1: I'm sucking on a pepsi max. We're all doing our best.
Speaker 1: I think that's incredibly problematic, but I shan't be bothered interrogating.
Speaker 1: Moving on to her attempts to sing an act, which
Speaker 1: is more what this podcast is about. Kim did once
Speaker 1: try to explain to North, that's you why her parents
Speaker 1: were so famous, and her quote was, Daddy is a singer, performer, artist.
Speaker 1: Mummy has so many talents I can't even begin to
Speaker 1: name them, which is genuinely hilarious. And name them those talents,
Speaker 1: it seems, are not singing or acting. Because Jesse, I'm
Speaker 1: going to play you a song. Spoiler. That song is
Speaker 1: sung by Kimberly Noel Kardashian. They play. My favorite lyrics
Speaker 1: are in this bit girls in the building, fellas in
Speaker 1: the club, boys spending money, girls looking good rhyme. I
Speaker 1: notice none of that rhymes. I'm on the floor, living
Speaker 1: my life, feeling so good, feeling so right, got my
Speaker 1: hands up, celebrate like it's my birthday. So I listened
Speaker 1: to this because I said, I don't think Kimberly Noel
Speaker 1: cut ash In has ever written a song. And then
Speaker 1: I found this and I thought, this is the best
Speaker 1: thing ever I've ever heard. I don't know why it's
Speaker 1: not playing all the time. It is a mishmash of
Speaker 1: every phrase you would put into a song, such as
Speaker 1: you're going out tonight. I hope that's something you'd put
Speaker 1: in your song jam, turn it up, turn it up,
Speaker 1: turn up, mentioning paying your bills, but not necessarily How
Speaker 1: think you're doing it, because if you don't, then you
Speaker 1: get into debt, and that is stressful for the person
Speaker 1: trying to dance. Okay, So if I wrote a pop relatable,
Speaker 1: I pay my I pay my bills. I've got bills,
Speaker 1: I paid them, failing, failing, great, and you, oh, thank god.
Speaker 1: If I wrote a pop song two, I am want
Speaker 1: to stay all night, I can't be thinking about your bills, Kim,
Speaker 1: I would sing turn it up the music, dance, dance
Speaker 1: luck you mean yeah, in the club all night dancing,
Speaker 1: naughty dancing. I'd put something in there at naughty dancing,
Speaker 1: paying my bills, working so hard so I can play hard.
Speaker 1: I'd put baby in there, like yeah, baby yeah, or
Speaker 1: something in the background, dollar dollar bills to pay my bills. Tonight,
Speaker 1: seventeen time, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight. Don't get into debt
Speaker 1: so you can party and stay up all night. Okay.
Speaker 1: I just have to mention special shout out for the
Speaker 1: final line killer killer iron music, kim Me, I love her.
Speaker 1: These are the comments on the YouTube clip, because you
Speaker 1: did have a good point about the pop songs. One
Speaker 1: of the comments is this song is like if you
Speaker 1: tried explaining pop music to an alien, and that's what
Speaker 1: they would do. But what's so confusing about it is
Speaker 1: that it's like an AI Like you put all the
Speaker 1: terms into an AI machine and it spun out a
Speaker 1: pop song, but it sucked wild. What what I love
Speaker 1: about this stage of Kim Kardashian's career is that I
Speaker 1: will term it in her biography called kimberlino Al Kardashian
Speaker 1: My story. This will be under the subheading throwing it
Speaker 1: at a wall and seeing lots of see I had
Speaker 1: more of this is why we don't say yes to everything.
Speaker 1: That was the period. I don't think anyone ever asked
Speaker 1: her this. I think this was you think she was
Speaker 1: putting a hand out? Okay, Well, a couple of other
Speaker 1: just comments from the YouTube clip. I listened to this
Speaker 1: song to cure my depression because I know nothing can
Speaker 1: get worse than this. You can hear the pain in
Speaker 1: her voice when she tries to sing up and down
Speaker 1: a semi time and she actually it's a speaking song. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: she doesn't really sing, and then this makes me feel
Speaker 1: better about my mistakes in life. Yes, I actually agree
Speaker 1: with that. Now moving on, because Kim has had a
Speaker 1: few acting since I personally really enjoy that she had
Speaker 1: this phase of her life where again she said yes
Speaker 1: to everything, including disaster movie. I'm less interested in the
Speaker 1: times she appeared as herself, which is often bad in
Speaker 1: that too, but I'm more interested in the times she
Speaker 1: genuinely tried to act, like in a TV show called
Speaker 1: Beyond the Break and a movie called American Hot Babes.
Speaker 1: But just a moment for a disaster movie. No, we
Speaker 1: know things go down here when you get hiccups. This
Speaker 1: was in that era of scary movie and not another
Speaker 1: teen movie, which were brilliant. But then they tried to
Speaker 1: do disaster movie and it was so strange because it
Speaker 1: was just actors who looked like far more famous actors
Speaker 1: who we're in mainstream movies, so who was it but
Speaker 1: not necessarily disaster movies, So no one famous except for
Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian and Karmen Electra, but everyone else just looked
Speaker 1: like the guy from superbat Because when I heard you say,
Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian was in movies. I was like, oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: House of Wax. That was Paraceltan mo right, okay, but
Speaker 1: Disaster Movie was in the same yeah era. Sure, so
Speaker 1: Kim plays Lisa, whose main role is being hot. Disaster
Speaker 1: Movie has an approval rating of one percent Tomato's and
Speaker 1: here's what the reviews at the time said. Nothing can
Speaker 1: convey the grimness of Disaster Movie, which would be the
Speaker 1: worst movie ever were it actually a movie at all.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I just don't see how anyone could not
Speaker 1: find Disaster Movie one of the worst films of all time.
Speaker 1: Is it a satire? It's meant to be comedy, It's
Speaker 1: not funny. Kim has since said she's mortified by it
Speaker 1: and cannot watch it back. She also won a Razzie
Speaker 1: for Worse Supporting Actor for her role in Temptation Confessions
Speaker 1: of a Marriage count and that was really really bad.
Speaker 1: So she wasn't playing herself in that eye, No, she
Speaker 1: was playing Eva. I saw her in nine O two
Speaker 1: one zero, and I saw another clip where she had
Speaker 1: a fight with someone and they put like a bowl
Speaker 1: of slime over her. Oh yeah, she had to be shocked.
Speaker 1: I don't think she's as bad as you would think
Speaker 1: she would be. She just is very dead man. She's
Speaker 1: very expl which is her if you know her like
Speaker 1: I know her, She's just quite friend Kim, very Kim.
Speaker 1: Moving on to her seventy two day marriage. In twenty eleven,
Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian married Chris Humphries in a wedding that cost
Speaker 1: ten million dollars. They'd been dating for seven months. I
Speaker 1: just want it on the record that she was like
Speaker 1: late twenties, which is quite late for seventy two day marriage.
Speaker 1: Wasn't it her second marriage too? Yes. Their ceremony aired
Speaker 1: on Keeping up with the Kardashians two months after the wedding,
Speaker 1: and Kim filed for divorce. The very same month. When
Speaker 1: she filed for divorce citing irreconcilable differences, Chris said publicly
Speaker 1: that he wasn't done fighting for their real life relationship.
Speaker 1: Then he tried to claim there was fraud involved because
Speaker 1: she had signed they had done a prenup saying anything
Speaker 1: she earned during the course of their marriage was hers,
Speaker 1: and so he was like, this is all a setup
Speaker 1: to make money. But it ended up they just filed
Speaker 1: irreconcilable differences. There was no truth to the fraud claims. Wait,
Speaker 1: so was there an annulment? No, okay, they couldn't be.
Speaker 1: They made about eighteen million dollars for their wedding with me,
Speaker 1: they made a profit. Yeah, so that was an eight
Speaker 1: million dollar profit, So well done, great business. She Avril
Speaker 1: Levine was in attendance as a guest. Okay, didn't know
Speaker 1: they were friends? And yeah I didn't not? Are they
Speaker 1: maybe not? What do they talk about other than again
Speaker 1: two thousand and three. I think a lot of Kin's
Speaker 1: relationships were based on that big year for us. Also,
Speaker 1: Serena Williams was there. Okay, I looked out the guest list. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you have four hundred people, four hundred and fifty closest
Speaker 1: friends and family. Well, I did think, how do you
Speaker 1: spend ten million? There you go? Four hundred four They
Speaker 1: also had I listened to someone who was called wedding
Speaker 1: expert talking about their wedding saying they had a like
Speaker 1: a ten tier cake that was based off will and okay, oh,
Speaker 1: how did cookies in it? Or something? Lovely? She was
Speaker 1: describing the cookie. Well, I'm Salivatingians know how to do
Speaker 1: a cake. They do. My favorite thing about this whole moment, though,
Speaker 1: chocolate chip. Sorry, I wrote it down. Chocolate Chip Frosting
Speaker 1: was the episode of The Kardashians when Kim and Chris
Speaker 1: Jenna were in Dubai and they had a conversation about
Speaker 1: Kim feeling funny about her husband. I've always loved this
Speaker 1: moment because Chris was like, are you excited to get
Speaker 1: home to your hobby? And Kim was like eh, and
Speaker 1: Chris was like, well, and then Kim said, not really.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I can't really explain it. I feel
Speaker 1: a sense of relief that I'm here, and basically, Mum,
Speaker 1: I didn't want to tell you about it, but I'm
Speaker 1: breaking out there's something in my relationship that isn't right.
Speaker 1: And she's like, oh, but do you think that's normal?
Speaker 1: And Chris her quote is no, Kim is not normal.
Speaker 1: It really isn't normal to feel like you don't want
Speaker 1: to go home to your brand new husband. I remember
Speaker 1: watching that and thinking we've all been there. Yeah, we've
Speaker 1: all been overseas and gone, oh no, I enjoy being
Speaker 1: away more than with that person, and I've realized it
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna have to break up with them. The
Speaker 1: difference is we didn't have a ten million dollar wedding.
Speaker 1: That's some passing. Yeah, And she says that, yeah, it
Speaker 1: was a fuss. It was a pig fuss. She says
Speaker 1: she didn't feel like she could back out, and she
Speaker 1: didn't feel like she could break up with someone or
Speaker 1: say no. And I just think there really is a
Speaker 1: common thread here in not saying no when we should
Speaker 1: have said no. And it's jam is the song. It's
Speaker 1: a disaster movie and it's Chris Humphreys. Moving on to
Speaker 1: animal welfare, my favorite topic. Last year, Kim adopted a
Speaker 1: bearded dragon for North Jesse. Thanks, Mom, Jesse. The only
Speaker 1: time the entire episode. I'm going to show you some
Speaker 1: photos of the pet. I mean, I know who they
Speaker 1: named Speed, and you're gonna tell me how dragon you
Speaker 1: think it's going for Speed? Just describe what you see
Speaker 1: in those photos. M Okay, this is like when I
Speaker 1: put a T shirt on my dog and my partner
Speaker 1: gets me in trouble because he says, this is more
Speaker 1: for you than her. Okay. Speed is wrapped in either
Speaker 1: a matching dressing gown to North or potentially just the
Speaker 1: same dressing gown skims. It's custom made. Okay, it's custom
Speaker 1: made skims. For speed. So Speed looks tightly wrapped up,
Speaker 1: a little too tight. I don't think speed, given that
Speaker 1: Speed is a reptile and we know that they have
Speaker 1: been evolving for a long time, I don't think speed
Speaker 1: needs jump up. Speed is warm enough. Do you notice
Speaker 1: anything else? Do you notice that it looks press something
Speaker 1: strange on Speed's head? I thought that was just part
Speaker 1: of being a dragon. No, that is it's like a
Speaker 1: red that's a jewelweling speeding speed. Now people got really upset.
Speaker 1: They said, stop dressing him. They actually breathed through their skin,
Speaker 1: so it's like putting like an actual something over someone's mouth. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: an expert said, bearded dragons make excellent pets for children,
Speaker 1: provided they get the right case. This is a problem
Speaker 1: with the internet. If you post anything, there's going to
Speaker 1: be someone who knows more about bearded dragons than you,
Speaker 1: and you're doing it wrong. As they are cold blooded,
Speaker 1: they need to warm their bodies by basking under specialist
Speaker 1: reptile heat lamps, not by wearing designer clothing that feels
Speaker 1: like a dig. So when that happened the bearded dragon controversy,
Speaker 1: and everyone said, Kim, no, honey, let's take the skims off.
Speaker 1: Let's take the jewel off. Also, Speed belongs in a
Speaker 1: different climate. Speed belongs in Central Australia. Don't all our
Speaker 1: pets belong in different place? Yes, But when that happened,
Speaker 1: everybody said, Kim, this isn't the first time with the internet.
Speaker 1: It remembers because they remembered Susie. Okay, because Kim, she
Speaker 1: adopts Susie and Kim was Kim posted on her blog.
Speaker 1: She had a blog at the time saying we got
Speaker 1: a monkey. People were really angry because Susie was not
Speaker 1: a monkey. Sussie was a chimp and they're different. I
Speaker 1: went back and watched Animal people are very I just
Speaker 1: love Susie. Poor Chris is in her house and they
Speaker 1: bring Susie over the sisters and she keeps laughing and
Speaker 1: being like, Susie has a dia baron. Chris is like,
Speaker 1: you guys, why is they're a monkey in the house again,
Speaker 1: Susie is not a monkey. Susie keeps stealing everyone's Ephie's Jesse.
Speaker 1: Here some photos of Susie. You're going to need to
Speaker 1: tell me what she screen grabs from YouTube. So Susie
Speaker 1: is being fed with a spoon Susie is having her
Speaker 1: nappy changed on the floor, Susie is making a salad,
Speaker 1: and Susie is in bed next to Chris playing with
Speaker 1: her hair. She's patting her to sleep. Okay, Susie's patting
Speaker 1: Chris janitousleep. So that is what I have the first
Speaker 1: half of this episode. There's more about animal welfare that
Speaker 1: you missed. Was it the time that Kim rode the
Speaker 1: elephant in Indonesia? Yeah, I did have that, and I
Speaker 1: arbitrary to remove it, but I do want to bring
Speaker 1: it up because we know a little bit about Americans
Speaker 1: and elephants, don't we. We do. We had our own incidents.
Speaker 1: So what happened with Kim was she posted a throwback
Speaker 1: to going, oh I miss the elephant at the elephant sanctuary,
Speaker 1: and Sweetie, that that the vibe that ain't a sanctuary
Speaker 1: for that elephant. It was her and Kanye And then
Speaker 1: they're like padding an elephant's bald head or something and
Speaker 1: just hanging out with elephants, and all these people were like, Kim,
Speaker 1: it's just not the dumb thing. You and I went
Speaker 1: to Thailand years ago and we went to a elephant
Speaker 1: sanctuary on the internet, and which why are we opening
Speaker 1: ourselves up? Okay, we didn't ride them. We researched it
Speaker 1: and I said it was elephants sanctuary. So we went.
Speaker 1: We sat down. We went, oh, we're going to watch
Speaker 1: some elephants be washed. Yeah, how beautiful, lovely, a little
Speaker 1: little massage. No, the elephants were dancing to a song. Claire,
Speaker 1: what was the song? Cha, la la la la. And
Speaker 1: they were doing a little four step little dance. They
Speaker 1: were swaying. And then there was another elephant in the
Speaker 1: corner who I think they called Picasso, who was painting
Speaker 1: a tree. And I said, quite audibly, this is discussing
Speaker 1: we're leaving, okay, because I can see the scars on
Speaker 1: the elephant from when they've been injured, when they weren't
Speaker 1: tri la la la laing as you wanted them to.
Speaker 1: And an American was sitting behind us, sitting behind us,
Speaker 1: tapped me on the shoulder and said, they wouldn't do
Speaker 1: it if they didn't want to. And from then on,
Speaker 1: every time we think about an animal doing something it
Speaker 1: clearly does not want to do, we think, oh, you know,
Speaker 1: they wouldn't do it if that animal did not spontaneously
Speaker 1: start dancing to that and get rewarded, and it didn't
Speaker 1: spontaneously paint that picture. No, and Kim, why we don't
Speaker 1: go and ride the elephant? I think Kim thinks that.
Speaker 1: Kim's like, well, it wouldn't let me ride it if
Speaker 1: it didn't want me to. It wouldn't paint a picture
Speaker 1: if it wasn't feeling as by it. Jesse, that's all
Speaker 1: we've got time for on part one. It was rogue.
Speaker 1: It was rogue. And now we're moving on to more
Speaker 1: the post Kanye era in part two, so we'll be
Speaker 1: talking about photoshop failures. You should work your lazy the
Speaker 1: Marilyn Monroe dress, canundra oh, the Allure interview with us
Speaker 1: so much, so much, very excited to listen to part
Speaker 1: two on Kim Kardashian. That episode is called Kim Photoshop
Speaker 1: to seven year old Kardashian. You can do that right now.
Speaker 1: You can click the link in our show notes. You
Speaker 1: can also listen to episode on Kanye because yeah, that
Speaker 1: exists too, just scroll through. We'll also have a link
Speaker 1: in our show notes that episode all about Kanye. So
Speaker 1: much has happened with Kim that we seriously might need
Speaker 1: a part three. I know, I know, and we will
Speaker 1: be back next week.