WEBVTT - THROW BACK: Kim Kardashian: A Music Career And An Angry Pet 0:00:11.189 --> 0:00:16.029 You're listening to a MoMA Mia podcast. Mama Maya acknowledges 0:00:16.069 --> 0:00:19.269 the traditional owners of land and waters that this podcast 0:00:19.349 --> 0:00:32.269 is recorded on. Hello and Welcome to canceled a lazy 0:00:32.309 --> 0:00:36.829 girl's guide to bizarre celebrity cancelations. I'm Jesse Stevens and 0:00:36.949 --> 0:00:40.949 I'm Claire Stephens, and this week we unpacked the story 0:00:40.949 --> 0:00:43.429 of the One, the Only Northwest. I've only wanted to 0:00:43.469 --> 0:00:46.749 do her forever. I'm obsessed with her. She's the daughter 0:00:46.909 --> 0:00:50.669 of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, now known as Yay. 0:00:51.669 --> 0:00:54.029 You'd never be able to tell she was their child, 0:00:54.069 --> 0:00:56.989 but look, it got us thinking about friend of the 0:00:57.029 --> 0:01:00.749 Cancel Courtroom, Kimmy Kay as we call her, and you're 0:01:00.789 --> 0:01:03.309 about to hear the first of two parts of our 0:01:03.429 --> 0:01:07.669 episode on Kim Kardashian. This episode was from a little 0:01:07.709 --> 0:01:11.709 while ago, but it's still just so irrelevant. We thought 0:01:11.749 --> 0:01:15.869 it was very important to revisit it important context because 0:01:15.989 --> 0:01:18.669 Kim Kay is like she's like God, and that she's 0:01:18.709 --> 0:01:23.749 just everywhere always Jesse. Today on the show, we are 0:01:23.789 --> 0:01:27.909 talking about Kim Kardashian. Don't be fucking rude? Are you 0:01:28.149 --> 0:01:31.869 hidding me? To God? Don't be don't even anything on me. 0:01:31.909 --> 0:01:40.349 I'll fucking hurt you. He's fine. It seems like nobody 0:01:40.349 --> 0:01:44.149 wants to work these days. You have to surround yourself 0:01:44.229 --> 0:01:47.869 with people that want to work. We've spoken about a 0:01:47.949 --> 0:01:52.509 couple of members of the Kardashian family also, Gendel. Yes, 0:01:53.309 --> 0:01:55.509 and as I'm sure you're aware, Jesse, there's this really 0:01:55.589 --> 0:01:58.549 important rule in court rooms that we have to abide by, 0:01:58.749 --> 0:02:01.549 and obviously we're incredibly strict. That's just fun about this 0:02:01.629 --> 0:02:05.429 is that we do learn more law lingo yeah, every 0:02:05.469 --> 0:02:08.789 week and make up our own like along with the listeners. Yeah, 0:02:08.949 --> 0:02:10.549 we really hold them by the hand, and in that 0:02:10.629 --> 0:02:12.989 they probably know more about the court than we do. Yes, 0:02:14.149 --> 0:02:16.549 it turns out that if something has been brought up 0:02:16.589 --> 0:02:19.549 in another court case, you can't bring it up again. 0:02:20.789 --> 0:02:22.909 Is that actually true? No, it's not, but it is 0:02:22.949 --> 0:02:25.829 true for our chorus, because I don't want it to 0:02:25.829 --> 0:02:30.229 feel repetitive. Ah. For example, Quick Trim already talked about 0:02:30.229 --> 0:02:34.669 it inadmissible prosecuted, Yeah, already prosecuted. Slim Fast a little 0:02:34.669 --> 0:02:36.589 touch on it, sure, but it's not going to be 0:02:36.589 --> 0:02:39.709 a huge chunk of what we talk about. Great, obviously 0:02:39.789 --> 0:02:41.789 this is going to be a two parter. They're simply 0:02:42.829 --> 0:02:46.909 too much to cover with old Kimbo Kimberly No cut 0:02:49.069 --> 0:02:51.949 your Life. I thought it was pronounced Noel and O 0:02:52.069 --> 0:02:57.669 we l Yeah, Noel, I read no Okay. I've tried 0:02:57.709 --> 0:03:03.469 to divide these episodes by Kim pre and post Kanye era, 0:03:03.629 --> 0:03:06.029 but by post I mean after they've broken up, and 0:03:06.069 --> 0:03:09.909 that is very loose, okay, because as always, this is 0:03:10.429 --> 0:03:13.989 by my gut, my interests, and where I thought the 0:03:14.069 --> 0:03:19.949 topics should go. It's very guided by external Wikipedia links 0:03:20.229 --> 0:03:23.229 is what I found because I go diet culture and 0:03:23.229 --> 0:03:26.789 then I go oh, cultural appropriate. You know, yes's guided 0:03:26.829 --> 0:03:29.749 by an algorithm. It's also guided by what I've seen 0:03:29.829 --> 0:03:32.909 on my personal for you page on TikTok Yeah, and 0:03:32.949 --> 0:03:36.269 that is going to guide the decisions I make content wise. 0:03:36.469 --> 0:03:40.109 That's when you know you've got some serious rigor around 0:03:40.109 --> 0:03:43.509 what you're doing. My structure for today's episode is as follows, 0:03:44.029 --> 0:03:47.549 kim Let Me Eat, and that's about the promotion of 0:03:47.749 --> 0:03:51.749 appetites of presents, her attempts to sing an act, her 0:03:51.789 --> 0:03:55.069 seventy two day marriage, and animal welfare. That is one 0:03:55.109 --> 0:03:59.149 of my favorite topics on this show. Jesse, I want 0:03:59.189 --> 0:04:03.309 you to be North. Do you know why? Because she's sassy? Yeah, 0:04:03.629 --> 0:04:06.109 you know what she has in terms of then diagram 0:04:06.109 --> 0:04:11.109 of vibe. Her and Princess Charlotte. Okay, I think they 0:04:11.149 --> 0:04:14.429 would be kindred spirits. Okay, because she just thinks her 0:04:14.469 --> 0:04:16.949 mom's a bit cringe. She's a big on the pic chock. 0:04:17.189 --> 0:04:20.749 Yeah she is, that's who you are. Okay. First, a 0:04:20.749 --> 0:04:23.389 bit about Kim Kardashian. You spoil the middle name. Thanks 0:04:23.389 --> 0:04:26.669 for that. She's forty one and she's worth one point 0:04:26.749 --> 0:04:31.069 eight billion dollars, so a lot. Jesse and her poor sister. 0:04:31.189 --> 0:04:34.669 We did work out, didn't we the poorest? Oh? Because 0:04:34.669 --> 0:04:38.709 we discussed poosh. Okay, we did, Jesse. What is your 0:04:38.789 --> 0:04:42.829 personal favorite Kim Kardashian moment? The earring in Bora Bora. Okay, 0:04:43.149 --> 0:04:48.229 and explain that a little bit more. Ah, it's more 0:04:48.269 --> 0:04:52.149 a feeling. She's in Borbora, she loses an earring, yep, 0:04:52.509 --> 0:04:55.349 And what gets yelled at her Kim, there's people that 0:04:55.469 --> 0:04:58.949 are dying. Yeah, okay, if that's what Corney yells. Because 0:04:58.989 --> 0:05:02.269 Kim's overreacting and she cries and she's a really ugly crier, 0:05:02.309 --> 0:05:04.309 and her sisters give her a lot of crap about it, yes, 0:05:04.389 --> 0:05:07.829 which is something that I relate to because in our family, 0:05:07.869 --> 0:05:10.189 I'm the ugly crier, and I have a tendency when I, 0:05:10.269 --> 0:05:12.909 especially as a child, I would start to eat to 0:05:12.949 --> 0:05:16.509 comfort myself. Made it made it ugly out because you 0:05:16.509 --> 0:05:19.509 were your mouth was making shapes around food while you 0:05:19.509 --> 0:05:21.629 were crying, and we were like, oh yeah. So every 0:05:21.629 --> 0:05:24.429 time someone would impersonate me and my family, you would 0:05:24.469 --> 0:05:26.149 cry and eat chips at the same time be like, 0:05:26.149 --> 0:05:29.189 who am I? Who am I? It with me? My 0:05:29.429 --> 0:05:34.909 personal favorite Kim moment was actually when there's an episode 0:05:34.949 --> 0:05:38.069 of Keeping Up with the Kardashians where she noticed Chris 0:05:38.149 --> 0:05:41.069 was missing her kids, mostly the girls, not so much Rob, 0:05:41.549 --> 0:05:43.469 and so she she needs to a canceled episode on 0:05:43.549 --> 0:05:45.389 Rob because I don't know if he even has a 0:05:45.389 --> 0:05:48.229 wiki page. I don't think he's doing so well. So 0:05:48.389 --> 0:05:52.269 Kim rented Chris a chip for a week. The chimp's 0:05:52.389 --> 0:05:56.149 name was Susie, and Kim kind of dressed up in 0:05:56.189 --> 0:05:58.069 baby clothes, made it wear a nappy, and just dropped 0:05:58.069 --> 0:06:01.309 it at Chris's house. It was so funny. It was 0:06:01.469 --> 0:06:04.189 really good content. There'll be more on that. That's a 0:06:04.509 --> 0:06:07.989 m well welfare. Yeah, all right, let's get into my 0:06:08.029 --> 0:06:11.589 first topic. Kim, let me eat. We've spoken before about 0:06:11.589 --> 0:06:14.429 how one of out earliest memories of the Kardashians is 0:06:14.469 --> 0:06:17.509 when they were advertising Quick Trim in those purple bikinis. 0:06:17.669 --> 0:06:19.829 It was very lucky you walked into a pharmacy in 0:06:20.549 --> 0:06:24.909 seven eight, Yeah, and Kim Kardashian was like, why eat 0:06:24.949 --> 0:06:29.029 when you could not? Yeah, exactly. And the main ingredient 0:06:29.069 --> 0:06:30.949 in that was caffeine. And in twenty twelve they were 0:06:30.989 --> 0:06:35.789 sued because it didn't work right, and they argued Kim's 0:06:35.869 --> 0:06:39.069 legal team argued, well, is it a spokesperson's fault if 0:06:39.069 --> 0:06:42.309 the product they're endorsing doesn't work. We didn't make it. 0:06:43.029 --> 0:06:46.149 So that's where she's starting from. In terms of her philosophy. 0:06:46.309 --> 0:06:49.549 You might think that after the Quick Trim moment, she thought, 0:06:49.589 --> 0:06:52.829 you know what, I am making a lot of money. 0:06:52.989 --> 0:06:57.469 I don't need to endorse weight loss products specifically. You 0:06:57.549 --> 0:07:00.109 know how people who are doing well and have a 0:07:00.109 --> 0:07:03.829 well established career often have no sponsored posts written on 0:07:03.869 --> 0:07:06.389 their Instagram. I've noticed Maya does it because she's like, oh, 0:07:06.389 --> 0:07:09.389 I've got my company. Yeah, I've got it, buz. Sally Hepworth, 0:07:09.429 --> 0:07:12.149 She's an author, don't do sponsored things. I write my books. 0:07:12.829 --> 0:07:16.149 At what point does Kim Kardashian go, I have amount 0:07:16.189 --> 0:07:18.789 for money. I don't need sponkn. I don't need sponkn. 0:07:18.829 --> 0:07:23.189 But instead she's like, she loves it. I'm forty, here's 0:07:23.229 --> 0:07:26.149 a new pair of underpants. Really, Kim, she gets paid 0:07:26.189 --> 0:07:30.749 like eight hundred thousand dollars for a sponsored post. Years 0:07:30.789 --> 0:07:35.389 after the quick Trim fiasco, in twenty eighteen, Kim posts 0:07:35.389 --> 0:07:39.429 a photo to Instagram It's too recent advertising flat tummy 0:07:39.469 --> 0:07:43.869 Coe's appetite suppression lollipops? Do you remember this image? Vermouth? 0:07:44.309 --> 0:07:47.549 She described them as literally unreal, which is probably true 0:07:47.549 --> 0:07:50.429 because they don't don't do anything, and she directed her 0:07:50.429 --> 0:07:52.989 followers to try them. She's got a lot of backlash, 0:07:53.269 --> 0:07:56.829 including from actor and radio host Jamila Jamil, who said 0:07:56.869 --> 0:08:00.389 the Kardashian's broadly selling her self consciousness and a double 0:08:00.389 --> 0:08:04.069 agents for the patriarchy. I don't even know if we 0:08:04.149 --> 0:08:08.549 need to explain why it's so problematic, but there's no 0:08:08.629 --> 0:08:12.269 way Kim Kardashian achieved a completely different body to the 0:08:12.269 --> 0:08:14.629 one she grew up with by sucking on anti supress 0:08:14.629 --> 0:08:16.749 and lollipops. It's just one of those things. So like 0:08:16.789 --> 0:08:18.349 she milleged me. All came out and she had really 0:08:18.349 --> 0:08:20.109 good points and stuff, and you just want to shrug 0:08:20.149 --> 0:08:22.429 your shoulders and go, yeah, yeah, she's a double agent 0:08:22.429 --> 0:08:26.469 for the Patriot. Yeah, she was steering, and I'm not 0:08:26.509 --> 0:08:32.989 losing sleep over. I don't expect sense from this woman. 0:08:33.469 --> 0:08:37.989 I never have. I never have. Look, it's problematic because 0:08:37.989 --> 0:08:42.229 it's like always directed at women. Kim's defense. Isn't this 0:08:42.429 --> 0:08:45.589 character growth which we always try and reward because quick 0:08:45.629 --> 0:08:50.509 Trim I thought was a she yourself, whereas the lollipop 0:08:50.789 --> 0:08:56.989 is an appetus? Is that stopping before the ship? O? Lovely? No, See, 0:08:57.029 --> 0:08:59.309 I've got in my notes women are allowed to eat, Kim. 0:08:59.749 --> 0:09:05.269 I've got that in. She's having lollipop. Not enough, it's 0:09:05.389 --> 0:09:09.629 not enough, okay. I mean she talks about diets now, 0:09:09.669 --> 0:09:14.549 and I'm like, how I feel in twenty twenty two. 0:09:15.429 --> 0:09:20.789 Let the woman. Let the woman diet. I'll have MCKAYFC chips. 0:09:21.189 --> 0:09:24.589 I'm sucking on a pepsi max. We're all doing our best. 0:09:26.709 --> 0:09:36.589 I think that's incredibly problematic, but I shan't be bothered interrogating. 0:09:41.789 --> 0:09:44.109 Moving on to her attempts to sing an act, which 0:09:44.149 --> 0:09:46.949 is more what this podcast is about. Kim did once 0:09:47.189 --> 0:09:50.389 try to explain to North, that's you why her parents 0:09:50.429 --> 0:09:54.989 were so famous, and her quote was, Daddy is a singer, performer, artist. 0:09:55.349 --> 0:09:58.149 Mummy has so many talents I can't even begin to 0:09:58.309 --> 0:10:04.789 name them, which is genuinely hilarious. And name them those talents, 0:10:04.789 --> 0:10:08.229 it seems, are not singing or acting. Because Jesse, I'm 0:10:08.269 --> 0:10:10.909 going to play you a song. Spoiler. That song is 0:10:10.989 --> 0:10:27.189 sung by Kimberly Noel Kardashian. They play. My favorite lyrics 0:10:28.789 --> 0:10:31.589 are in this bit girls in the building, fellas in 0:10:31.589 --> 0:10:36.749 the club, boys spending money, girls looking good rhyme. I 0:10:37.029 --> 0:10:40.709 notice none of that rhymes. I'm on the floor, living 0:10:40.749 --> 0:10:43.549 my life, feeling so good, feeling so right, got my 0:10:43.629 --> 0:10:49.229 hands up, celebrate like it's my birthday. So I listened 0:10:49.549 --> 0:10:52.429 to this because I said, I don't think Kimberly Noel 0:10:52.509 --> 0:10:54.829 cut ash In has ever written a song. And then 0:10:54.829 --> 0:10:57.109 I found this and I thought, this is the best 0:10:57.109 --> 0:10:58.829 thing ever I've ever heard. I don't know why it's 0:10:58.829 --> 0:11:01.469 not playing all the time. It is a mishmash of 0:11:01.549 --> 0:11:04.349 every phrase you would put into a song, such as 0:11:04.869 --> 0:11:07.269 you're going out tonight. I hope that's something you'd put 0:11:07.269 --> 0:11:10.269 in your song jam, turn it up, turn it up, 0:11:10.309 --> 0:11:13.829 turn up, mentioning paying your bills, but not necessarily How 0:11:14.749 --> 0:11:16.829 think you're doing it, because if you don't, then you 0:11:16.869 --> 0:11:18.669 get into debt, and that is stressful for the person 0:11:18.709 --> 0:11:22.429 trying to dance. Okay, So if I wrote a pop relatable, 0:11:22.469 --> 0:11:24.469 I pay my I pay my bills. I've got bills, 0:11:24.509 --> 0:11:32.029 I paid them, failing, failing, great, and you, oh, thank god. 0:11:32.909 --> 0:11:34.709 If I wrote a pop song two, I am want 0:11:34.709 --> 0:11:37.109 to stay all night, I can't be thinking about your bills, Kim, 0:11:37.669 --> 0:11:40.589 I would sing turn it up the music, dance, dance 0:11:40.669 --> 0:11:43.589 luck you mean yeah, in the club all night dancing, 0:11:43.989 --> 0:11:46.309 naughty dancing. I'd put something in there at naughty dancing, 0:11:46.509 --> 0:11:48.949 paying my bills, working so hard so I can play hard. 0:11:49.469 --> 0:11:51.829 I'd put baby in there, like yeah, baby yeah, or 0:11:51.869 --> 0:11:54.789 something in the background, dollar dollar bills to pay my bills. Tonight, 0:11:55.229 --> 0:11:59.229 seventeen time, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight. Don't get into debt 0:11:59.429 --> 0:12:01.109 so you can party and stay up all night. Okay. 0:12:01.309 --> 0:12:03.349 I just have to mention special shout out for the 0:12:03.349 --> 0:12:10.469 final line killer killer iron music, kim Me, I love her. 0:12:10.669 --> 0:12:12.869 These are the comments on the YouTube clip, because you 0:12:12.909 --> 0:12:15.509 did have a good point about the pop songs. One 0:12:15.549 --> 0:12:17.509 of the comments is this song is like if you 0:12:17.629 --> 0:12:20.909 tried explaining pop music to an alien, and that's what 0:12:20.949 --> 0:12:23.909 they would do. But what's so confusing about it is 0:12:23.909 --> 0:12:26.429 that it's like an AI Like you put all the 0:12:26.949 --> 0:12:30.509 terms into an AI machine and it spun out a 0:12:30.549 --> 0:12:35.629 pop song, but it sucked wild. What what I love 0:12:35.669 --> 0:12:38.549 about this stage of Kim Kardashian's career is that I 0:12:38.589 --> 0:12:42.189 will term it in her biography called kimberlino Al Kardashian 0:12:42.509 --> 0:12:46.429 My story. This will be under the subheading throwing it 0:12:46.509 --> 0:12:49.069 at a wall and seeing lots of see I had 0:12:49.309 --> 0:12:51.989 more of this is why we don't say yes to everything. 0:12:52.749 --> 0:12:55.309 That was the period. I don't think anyone ever asked 0:12:55.709 --> 0:12:58.349 her this. I think this was you think she was 0:12:58.389 --> 0:13:01.229 putting a hand out? Okay, Well, a couple of other 0:13:01.589 --> 0:13:04.549 just comments from the YouTube clip. I listened to this 0:13:04.589 --> 0:13:06.789 song to cure my depression because I know nothing can 0:13:06.869 --> 0:13:09.869 get worse than this. You can hear the pain in 0:13:09.909 --> 0:13:12.709 her voice when she tries to sing up and down 0:13:12.749 --> 0:13:16.669 a semi time and she actually it's a speaking song. Yeah, no, 0:13:16.749 --> 0:13:19.389 she doesn't really sing, and then this makes me feel 0:13:19.389 --> 0:13:22.189 better about my mistakes in life. Yes, I actually agree 0:13:22.229 --> 0:13:25.949 with that. Now moving on, because Kim has had a 0:13:25.949 --> 0:13:30.309 few acting since I personally really enjoy that she had 0:13:30.309 --> 0:13:32.909 this phase of her life where again she said yes 0:13:32.949 --> 0:13:37.389 to everything, including disaster movie. I'm less interested in the 0:13:37.389 --> 0:13:41.029 times she appeared as herself, which is often bad in 0:13:41.109 --> 0:13:44.229 that too, but I'm more interested in the times she 0:13:44.309 --> 0:13:47.109 genuinely tried to act, like in a TV show called 0:13:47.109 --> 0:13:49.869 Beyond the Break and a movie called American Hot Babes. 0:13:50.429 --> 0:13:56.869 But just a moment for a disaster movie. No, we 0:13:56.949 --> 0:13:59.629 know things go down here when you get hiccups. This 0:13:59.789 --> 0:14:02.029 was in that era of scary movie and not another 0:14:02.069 --> 0:14:04.789 teen movie, which were brilliant. But then they tried to 0:14:04.829 --> 0:14:07.389 do disaster movie and it was so strange because it 0:14:07.429 --> 0:14:09.829 was just actors who looked like far more famous actors 0:14:09.869 --> 0:14:12.429 who we're in mainstream movies, so who was it but 0:14:12.589 --> 0:14:16.309 not necessarily disaster movies, So no one famous except for 0:14:16.429 --> 0:14:19.789 Kim Kardashian and Karmen Electra, but everyone else just looked 0:14:20.149 --> 0:14:22.629 like the guy from superbat Because when I heard you say, 0:14:22.709 --> 0:14:24.909 Kim Kardashian was in movies. I was like, oh yeah, yeah, 0:14:24.909 --> 0:14:29.229 House of Wax. That was Paraceltan mo right, okay, but 0:14:29.349 --> 0:14:32.869 Disaster Movie was in the same yeah era. Sure, so 0:14:32.989 --> 0:14:36.589 Kim plays Lisa, whose main role is being hot. Disaster 0:14:36.629 --> 0:14:40.429 Movie has an approval rating of one percent Tomato's and 0:14:40.469 --> 0:14:43.189 here's what the reviews at the time said. Nothing can 0:14:43.229 --> 0:14:46.149 convey the grimness of Disaster Movie, which would be the 0:14:46.189 --> 0:14:49.109 worst movie ever were it actually a movie at all. 0:14:49.589 --> 0:14:52.829 Oh yeah, I just don't see how anyone could not 0:14:52.949 --> 0:14:55.749 find Disaster Movie one of the worst films of all time. 0:14:55.989 --> 0:14:58.589 Is it a satire? It's meant to be comedy, It's 0:14:58.669 --> 0:15:01.589 not funny. Kim has since said she's mortified by it 0:15:01.749 --> 0:15:05.069 and cannot watch it back. She also won a Razzie 0:15:05.109 --> 0:15:09.109 for Worse Supporting Actor for her role in Temptation Confessions 0:15:09.109 --> 0:15:12.629 of a Marriage count and that was really really bad. 0:15:13.269 --> 0:15:15.389 So she wasn't playing herself in that eye, No, she 0:15:15.509 --> 0:15:18.349 was playing Eva. I saw her in nine O two 0:15:18.389 --> 0:15:20.509 one zero, and I saw another clip where she had 0:15:20.549 --> 0:15:22.269 a fight with someone and they put like a bowl 0:15:22.269 --> 0:15:25.469 of slime over her. Oh yeah, she had to be shocked. 0:15:26.149 --> 0:15:28.629 I don't think she's as bad as you would think 0:15:28.669 --> 0:15:31.589 she would be. She just is very dead man. She's 0:15:31.669 --> 0:15:34.429 very expl which is her if you know her like 0:15:34.509 --> 0:15:37.669 I know her, She's just quite friend Kim, very Kim. 0:15:37.989 --> 0:15:40.949 Moving on to her seventy two day marriage. In twenty eleven, 0:15:41.069 --> 0:15:44.189 Kim Kardashian married Chris Humphries in a wedding that cost 0:15:44.229 --> 0:15:47.709 ten million dollars. They'd been dating for seven months. I 0:15:47.829 --> 0:15:49.749 just want it on the record that she was like 0:15:49.869 --> 0:15:52.909 late twenties, which is quite late for seventy two day marriage. 0:15:53.069 --> 0:15:56.909 Wasn't it her second marriage too? Yes. Their ceremony aired 0:15:56.909 --> 0:15:59.549 on Keeping up with the Kardashians two months after the wedding, 0:15:59.629 --> 0:16:03.509 and Kim filed for divorce. The very same month. When 0:16:03.549 --> 0:16:07.949 she filed for divorce citing irreconcilable differences, Chris said publicly 0:16:08.269 --> 0:16:10.709 that he wasn't done fighting for their real life relationship. 0:16:11.269 --> 0:16:14.229 Then he tried to claim there was fraud involved because 0:16:14.269 --> 0:16:16.789 she had signed they had done a prenup saying anything 0:16:16.869 --> 0:16:19.989 she earned during the course of their marriage was hers, 0:16:20.029 --> 0:16:21.549 and so he was like, this is all a setup 0:16:21.549 --> 0:16:25.189 to make money. But it ended up they just filed 0:16:25.309 --> 0:16:28.869 irreconcilable differences. There was no truth to the fraud claims. Wait, 0:16:28.909 --> 0:16:31.669 so was there an annulment? No, okay, they couldn't be. 0:16:32.829 --> 0:16:36.589 They made about eighteen million dollars for their wedding with me, 0:16:36.749 --> 0:16:39.029 they made a profit. Yeah, so that was an eight 0:16:39.029 --> 0:16:42.509 million dollar profit, So well done, great business. She Avril 0:16:42.549 --> 0:16:45.829 Levine was in attendance as a guest. Okay, didn't know 0:16:45.869 --> 0:16:48.269 they were friends? And yeah I didn't not? Are they 0:16:48.469 --> 0:16:51.189 maybe not? What do they talk about other than again 0:16:51.589 --> 0:16:54.869 two thousand and three. I think a lot of Kin's 0:16:54.909 --> 0:16:57.469 relationships were based on that big year for us. Also, 0:16:57.509 --> 0:17:00.709 Serena Williams was there. Okay, I looked out the guest list. Yeah, 0:17:00.869 --> 0:17:03.349 you have four hundred people, four hundred and fifty closest 0:17:03.389 --> 0:17:05.549 friends and family. Well, I did think, how do you 0:17:05.589 --> 0:17:08.229 spend ten million? There you go? Four hundred four They 0:17:08.269 --> 0:17:10.549 also had I listened to someone who was called wedding 0:17:10.589 --> 0:17:13.589 expert talking about their wedding saying they had a like 0:17:13.629 --> 0:17:18.949 a ten tier cake that was based off will and okay, oh, 0:17:19.349 --> 0:17:23.789 how did cookies in it? Or something? Lovely? She was 0:17:23.829 --> 0:17:28.589 describing the cookie. Well, I'm Salivatingians know how to do 0:17:28.629 --> 0:17:32.869 a cake. They do. My favorite thing about this whole moment, though, 0:17:32.989 --> 0:17:36.029 chocolate chip. Sorry, I wrote it down. Chocolate Chip Frosting 0:17:38.869 --> 0:17:42.829 was the episode of The Kardashians when Kim and Chris 0:17:42.909 --> 0:17:46.749 Jenna were in Dubai and they had a conversation about 0:17:47.549 --> 0:17:50.469 Kim feeling funny about her husband. I've always loved this 0:17:50.549 --> 0:17:53.069 moment because Chris was like, are you excited to get 0:17:53.109 --> 0:17:56.549 home to your hobby? And Kim was like eh, and 0:17:56.669 --> 0:18:00.669 Chris was like, well, and then Kim said, not really. 0:18:00.749 --> 0:18:03.429 I don't know. I can't really explain it. I feel 0:18:03.469 --> 0:18:06.869 a sense of relief that I'm here, and basically, Mum, 0:18:06.909 --> 0:18:08.509 I didn't want to tell you about it, but I'm 0:18:08.949 --> 0:18:12.749 breaking out there's something in my relationship that isn't right. 0:18:13.349 --> 0:18:15.749 And she's like, oh, but do you think that's normal? 0:18:16.349 --> 0:18:19.989 And Chris her quote is no, Kim is not normal. 0:18:20.269 --> 0:18:22.549 It really isn't normal to feel like you don't want 0:18:22.589 --> 0:18:25.069 to go home to your brand new husband. I remember 0:18:25.109 --> 0:18:28.029 watching that and thinking we've all been there. Yeah, we've 0:18:28.029 --> 0:18:33.269 all been overseas and gone, oh no, I enjoy being 0:18:33.309 --> 0:18:36.789 away more than with that person, and I've realized it 0:18:36.829 --> 0:18:38.549 and I'm gonna have to break up with them. The 0:18:38.669 --> 0:18:41.189 difference is we didn't have a ten million dollar wedding. 0:18:41.429 --> 0:18:44.989 That's some passing. Yeah, And she says that, yeah, it 0:18:45.029 --> 0:18:48.309 was a fuss. It was a pig fuss. She says 0:18:48.389 --> 0:18:50.229 she didn't feel like she could back out, and she 0:18:50.229 --> 0:18:52.069 didn't feel like she could break up with someone or 0:18:52.109 --> 0:18:54.229 say no. And I just think there really is a 0:18:54.269 --> 0:18:57.229 common thread here in not saying no when we should 0:18:57.229 --> 0:19:00.629 have said no. And it's jam is the song. It's 0:19:00.669 --> 0:19:12.949 a disaster movie and it's Chris Humphreys. Moving on to 0:19:13.029 --> 0:19:17.909 animal welfare, my favorite topic. Last year, Kim adopted a 0:19:17.949 --> 0:19:22.829 bearded dragon for North Jesse. Thanks, Mom, Jesse. The only 0:19:22.869 --> 0:19:27.149 time the entire episode. I'm going to show you some 0:19:27.189 --> 0:19:29.549 photos of the pet. I mean, I know who they 0:19:29.629 --> 0:19:33.189 named Speed, and you're gonna tell me how dragon you 0:19:33.269 --> 0:19:36.709 think it's going for Speed? Just describe what you see 0:19:36.709 --> 0:19:40.429 in those photos. M Okay, this is like when I 0:19:40.589 --> 0:19:43.109 put a T shirt on my dog and my partner 0:19:43.149 --> 0:19:45.109 gets me in trouble because he says, this is more 0:19:45.149 --> 0:19:49.829 for you than her. Okay. Speed is wrapped in either 0:19:49.869 --> 0:19:53.749 a matching dressing gown to North or potentially just the 0:19:53.789 --> 0:19:57.029 same dressing gown skims. It's custom made. Okay, it's custom 0:19:57.069 --> 0:20:01.869 made skims. For speed. So Speed looks tightly wrapped up, 0:20:01.989 --> 0:20:05.229 a little too tight. I don't think speed, given that 0:20:05.309 --> 0:20:07.029 Speed is a reptile and we know that they have 0:20:07.069 --> 0:20:09.029 been evolving for a long time, I don't think speed 0:20:09.069 --> 0:20:12.309 needs jump up. Speed is warm enough. Do you notice 0:20:12.349 --> 0:20:14.709 anything else? Do you notice that it looks press something 0:20:14.869 --> 0:20:17.909 strange on Speed's head? I thought that was just part 0:20:17.949 --> 0:20:22.389 of being a dragon. No, that is it's like a 0:20:22.429 --> 0:20:30.069 red that's a jewelweling speeding speed. Now people got really upset. 0:20:30.109 --> 0:20:33.509 They said, stop dressing him. They actually breathed through their skin, 0:20:34.829 --> 0:20:40.269 so it's like putting like an actual something over someone's mouth. Yeah. Yeah, 0:20:40.309 --> 0:20:43.829 an expert said, bearded dragons make excellent pets for children, 0:20:43.909 --> 0:20:45.709 provided they get the right case. This is a problem 0:20:45.749 --> 0:20:47.709 with the internet. If you post anything, there's going to 0:20:47.789 --> 0:20:50.429 be someone who knows more about bearded dragons than you, 0:20:50.749 --> 0:20:53.789 and you're doing it wrong. As they are cold blooded, 0:20:53.909 --> 0:20:56.349 they need to warm their bodies by basking under specialist 0:20:56.429 --> 0:21:00.269 reptile heat lamps, not by wearing designer clothing that feels 0:21:00.269 --> 0:21:05.549 like a dig. So when that happened the bearded dragon controversy, 0:21:05.589 --> 0:21:09.469 and everyone said, Kim, no, honey, let's take the skims off. 0:21:10.949 --> 0:21:15.349 Let's take the jewel off. Also, Speed belongs in a 0:21:15.349 --> 0:21:19.709 different climate. Speed belongs in Central Australia. Don't all our 0:21:19.749 --> 0:21:23.229 pets belong in different place? Yes, But when that happened, 0:21:23.269 --> 0:21:27.829 everybody said, Kim, this isn't the first time with the internet. 0:21:27.949 --> 0:21:36.229 It remembers because they remembered Susie. Okay, because Kim, she 0:21:36.309 --> 0:21:41.109 adopts Susie and Kim was Kim posted on her blog. 0:21:41.149 --> 0:21:43.229 She had a blog at the time saying we got 0:21:43.269 --> 0:21:46.989 a monkey. People were really angry because Susie was not 0:21:47.029 --> 0:21:51.189 a monkey. Sussie was a chimp and they're different. I 0:21:51.309 --> 0:21:54.909 went back and watched Animal people are very I just 0:21:55.029 --> 0:21:58.629 love Susie. Poor Chris is in her house and they 0:21:58.669 --> 0:22:01.749 bring Susie over the sisters and she keeps laughing and 0:22:01.869 --> 0:22:04.989 being like, Susie has a dia baron. Chris is like, 0:22:05.069 --> 0:22:07.109 you guys, why is they're a monkey in the house again, 0:22:07.229 --> 0:22:10.549 Susie is not a monkey. Susie keeps stealing everyone's Ephie's Jesse. 0:22:10.669 --> 0:22:13.229 Here some photos of Susie. You're going to need to 0:22:13.269 --> 0:22:17.429 tell me what she screen grabs from YouTube. So Susie 0:22:17.469 --> 0:22:20.469 is being fed with a spoon Susie is having her 0:22:20.549 --> 0:22:24.269 nappy changed on the floor, Susie is making a salad, 0:22:24.589 --> 0:22:28.029 and Susie is in bed next to Chris playing with 0:22:28.069 --> 0:22:31.469 her hair. She's patting her to sleep. Okay, Susie's patting 0:22:31.589 --> 0:22:38.269 Chris janitousleep. So that is what I have the first 0:22:38.669 --> 0:22:41.069 half of this episode. There's more about animal welfare that 0:22:41.109 --> 0:22:43.669 you missed. Was it the time that Kim rode the 0:22:43.829 --> 0:22:48.109 elephant in Indonesia? Yeah, I did have that, and I 0:22:48.309 --> 0:22:51.989 arbitrary to remove it, but I do want to bring 0:22:52.029 --> 0:22:55.069 it up because we know a little bit about Americans 0:22:55.069 --> 0:22:58.349 and elephants, don't we. We do. We had our own incidents. 0:22:58.389 --> 0:23:00.869 So what happened with Kim was she posted a throwback 0:23:01.509 --> 0:23:04.149 to going, oh I miss the elephant at the elephant sanctuary, 0:23:04.189 --> 0:23:08.709 and Sweetie, that that the vibe that ain't a sanctuary 0:23:08.789 --> 0:23:11.629 for that elephant. It was her and Kanye And then 0:23:11.629 --> 0:23:13.949 they're like padding an elephant's bald head or something and 0:23:13.989 --> 0:23:17.229 just hanging out with elephants, and all these people were like, Kim, 0:23:17.829 --> 0:23:20.589 it's just not the dumb thing. You and I went 0:23:20.629 --> 0:23:24.229 to Thailand years ago and we went to a elephant 0:23:24.269 --> 0:23:27.669 sanctuary on the internet, and which why are we opening 0:23:27.669 --> 0:23:31.389 ourselves up? Okay, we didn't ride them. We researched it 0:23:31.429 --> 0:23:33.549 and I said it was elephants sanctuary. So we went. 0:23:33.589 --> 0:23:35.669 We sat down. We went, oh, we're going to watch 0:23:35.709 --> 0:23:39.989 some elephants be washed. Yeah, how beautiful, lovely, a little 0:23:40.229 --> 0:23:44.349 little massage. No, the elephants were dancing to a song. Claire, 0:23:44.589 --> 0:23:50.389 what was the song? Cha, la la la la. And 0:23:50.429 --> 0:23:54.349 they were doing a little four step little dance. They 0:23:54.349 --> 0:23:55.949 were swaying. And then there was another elephant in the 0:23:55.989 --> 0:23:59.869 corner who I think they called Picasso, who was painting 0:24:00.069 --> 0:24:04.469 a tree. And I said, quite audibly, this is discussing 0:24:04.829 --> 0:24:08.109 we're leaving, okay, because I can see the scars on 0:24:08.149 --> 0:24:10.949 the elephant from when they've been injured, when they weren't 0:24:10.949 --> 0:24:13.709