1 00:00:11,189 --> 00:00:16,029 Speaker 1: You're listening to a MoMA Mia podcast. Mama Maya acknowledges 2 00:00:16,069 --> 00:00:19,269 Speaker 1: the traditional owners of land and waters that this podcast 3 00:00:19,349 --> 00:00:32,269 Speaker 1: is recorded on. Hello and Welcome to canceled a lazy 4 00:00:32,309 --> 00:00:36,829 Speaker 1: girl's guide to bizarre celebrity cancelations. I'm Jesse Stevens and 5 00:00:36,949 --> 00:00:40,949 Speaker 1: I'm Claire Stephens, and this week we unpacked the story 6 00:00:40,949 --> 00:00:43,429 Speaker 1: of the One, the Only Northwest. I've only wanted to 7 00:00:43,469 --> 00:00:46,749 Speaker 1: do her forever. I'm obsessed with her. She's the daughter 8 00:00:46,909 --> 00:00:50,669 Speaker 1: of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, now known as Yay. 9 00:00:51,669 --> 00:00:54,029 Speaker 1: You'd never be able to tell she was their child, 10 00:00:54,069 --> 00:00:56,989 Speaker 1: but look, it got us thinking about friend of the 11 00:00:57,029 --> 00:01:00,749 Speaker 1: Cancel Courtroom, Kimmy Kay as we call her, and you're 12 00:01:00,789 --> 00:01:03,309 Speaker 1: about to hear the first of two parts of our 13 00:01:03,429 --> 00:01:07,669 Speaker 1: episode on Kim Kardashian. This episode was from a little 14 00:01:07,709 --> 00:01:11,709 Speaker 1: while ago, but it's still just so irrelevant. We thought 15 00:01:11,749 --> 00:01:15,869 Speaker 1: it was very important to revisit it important context because 16 00:01:15,989 --> 00:01:18,669 Speaker 1: Kim Kay is like she's like God, and that she's 17 00:01:18,709 --> 00:01:23,749 Speaker 1: just everywhere always Jesse. Today on the show, we are 18 00:01:23,789 --> 00:01:27,909 Speaker 1: talking about Kim Kardashian. Don't be fucking rude? Are you 19 00:01:28,149 --> 00:01:31,869 Speaker 1: hidding me? To God? Don't be don't even anything on me. 20 00:01:31,909 --> 00:01:40,349 Speaker 1: I'll fucking hurt you. He's fine. It seems like nobody 21 00:01:40,349 --> 00:01:44,149 Speaker 1: wants to work these days. You have to surround yourself 22 00:01:44,229 --> 00:01:47,869 Speaker 1: with people that want to work. We've spoken about a 23 00:01:47,949 --> 00:01:52,509 Speaker 1: couple of members of the Kardashian family also, Gendel. Yes, 24 00:01:53,309 --> 00:01:55,509 Speaker 1: and as I'm sure you're aware, Jesse, there's this really 25 00:01:55,589 --> 00:01:58,549 Speaker 1: important rule in court rooms that we have to abide by, 26 00:01:58,749 --> 00:02:01,549 Speaker 1: and obviously we're incredibly strict. That's just fun about this 27 00:02:01,629 --> 00:02:05,429 Speaker 1: is that we do learn more law lingo yeah, every 28 00:02:05,469 --> 00:02:08,789 Speaker 1: week and make up our own like along with the listeners. Yeah, 29 00:02:08,949 --> 00:02:10,549 Speaker 1: we really hold them by the hand, and in that 30 00:02:10,629 --> 00:02:12,989 Speaker 1: they probably know more about the court than we do. Yes, 31 00:02:14,149 --> 00:02:16,549 Speaker 1: it turns out that if something has been brought up 32 00:02:16,589 --> 00:02:19,549 Speaker 1: in another court case, you can't bring it up again. 33 00:02:20,789 --> 00:02:22,909 Speaker 1: Is that actually true? No, it's not, but it is 34 00:02:22,949 --> 00:02:25,829 Speaker 1: true for our chorus, because I don't want it to 35 00:02:25,829 --> 00:02:30,229 Speaker 1: feel repetitive. Ah. For example, Quick Trim already talked about 36 00:02:30,229 --> 00:02:34,669 Speaker 1: it inadmissible prosecuted, Yeah, already prosecuted. Slim Fast a little 37 00:02:34,669 --> 00:02:36,589 Speaker 1: touch on it, sure, but it's not going to be 38 00:02:36,589 --> 00:02:39,709 Speaker 1: a huge chunk of what we talk about. Great, obviously 39 00:02:39,789 --> 00:02:41,789 Speaker 1: this is going to be a two parter. They're simply 40 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:46,909 Speaker 1: too much to cover with old Kimbo Kimberly No cut 41 00:02:49,069 --> 00:02:51,949 Speaker 1: your Life. I thought it was pronounced Noel and O 42 00:02:52,069 --> 00:02:57,669 Speaker 1: we l Yeah, Noel, I read no Okay. I've tried 43 00:02:57,709 --> 00:03:03,469 Speaker 1: to divide these episodes by Kim pre and post Kanye era, 44 00:03:03,629 --> 00:03:06,029 Speaker 1: but by post I mean after they've broken up, and 45 00:03:06,069 --> 00:03:09,909 Speaker 1: that is very loose, okay, because as always, this is 46 00:03:10,429 --> 00:03:13,989 Speaker 1: by my gut, my interests, and where I thought the 47 00:03:14,069 --> 00:03:19,949 Speaker 1: topics should go. It's very guided by external Wikipedia links 48 00:03:20,229 --> 00:03:23,229 Speaker 1: is what I found because I go diet culture and 49 00:03:23,229 --> 00:03:26,789 Speaker 1: then I go oh, cultural appropriate. You know, yes's guided 50 00:03:26,829 --> 00:03:29,749 Speaker 1: by an algorithm. It's also guided by what I've seen 51 00:03:29,829 --> 00:03:32,909 Speaker 1: on my personal for you page on TikTok Yeah, and 52 00:03:32,949 --> 00:03:36,269 Speaker 1: that is going to guide the decisions I make content wise. 53 00:03:36,469 --> 00:03:40,109 Speaker 1: That's when you know you've got some serious rigor around 54 00:03:40,109 --> 00:03:43,509 Speaker 1: what you're doing. My structure for today's episode is as follows, 55 00:03:44,029 --> 00:03:47,549 Speaker 1: kim Let Me Eat, and that's about the promotion of 56 00:03:47,749 --> 00:03:51,749 Speaker 1: appetites of presents, her attempts to sing an act, her 57 00:03:51,789 --> 00:03:55,069 Speaker 1: seventy two day marriage, and animal welfare. That is one 58 00:03:55,109 --> 00:03:59,149 Speaker 1: of my favorite topics on this show. Jesse, I want 59 00:03:59,189 --> 00:04:03,309 Speaker 1: you to be North. Do you know why? Because she's sassy? Yeah, 60 00:04:03,629 --> 00:04:06,109 Speaker 1: you know what she has in terms of then diagram 61 00:04:06,109 --> 00:04:11,109 Speaker 1: of vibe. Her and Princess Charlotte. Okay, I think they 62 00:04:11,149 --> 00:04:14,429 Speaker 1: would be kindred spirits. Okay, because she just thinks her 63 00:04:14,469 --> 00:04:16,949 Speaker 1: mom's a bit cringe. She's a big on the pic chock. 64 00:04:17,189 --> 00:04:20,749 Speaker 1: Yeah she is, that's who you are. Okay. First, a 65 00:04:20,749 --> 00:04:23,389 Speaker 1: bit about Kim Kardashian. You spoil the middle name. Thanks 66 00:04:23,389 --> 00:04:26,669 Speaker 1: for that. She's forty one and she's worth one point 67 00:04:26,749 --> 00:04:31,069 Speaker 1: eight billion dollars, so a lot. Jesse and her poor sister. 68 00:04:31,189 --> 00:04:34,669 Speaker 1: We did work out, didn't we the poorest? Oh? Because 69 00:04:34,669 --> 00:04:38,709 Speaker 1: we discussed poosh. Okay, we did, Jesse. What is your 70 00:04:38,789 --> 00:04:42,829 Speaker 1: personal favorite Kim Kardashian moment? The earring in Bora Bora. Okay, 71 00:04:43,149 --> 00:04:48,229 Speaker 1: and explain that a little bit more. Ah, it's more 72 00:04:48,269 --> 00:04:52,149 Speaker 1: a feeling. She's in Borbora, she loses an earring, yep, 73 00:04:52,509 --> 00:04:55,349 Speaker 1: And what gets yelled at her Kim, there's people that 74 00:04:55,469 --> 00:04:58,949 Speaker 1: are dying. Yeah, okay, if that's what Corney yells. Because 75 00:04:58,989 --> 00:05:02,269 Speaker 1: Kim's overreacting and she cries and she's a really ugly crier, 76 00:05:02,309 --> 00:05:04,309 Speaker 1: and her sisters give her a lot of crap about it, yes, 77 00:05:04,389 --> 00:05:07,829 Speaker 1: which is something that I relate to because in our family, 78 00:05:07,869 --> 00:05:10,189 Speaker 1: I'm the ugly crier, and I have a tendency when I, 79 00:05:10,269 --> 00:05:12,909 Speaker 1: especially as a child, I would start to eat to 80 00:05:12,949 --> 00:05:16,509 Speaker 1: comfort myself. Made it made it ugly out because you 81 00:05:16,509 --> 00:05:19,509 Speaker 1: were your mouth was making shapes around food while you 82 00:05:19,509 --> 00:05:21,629 Speaker 1: were crying, and we were like, oh yeah. So every 83 00:05:21,629 --> 00:05:24,429 Speaker 1: time someone would impersonate me and my family, you would 84 00:05:24,469 --> 00:05:26,149 Speaker 1: cry and eat chips at the same time be like, 85 00:05:26,149 --> 00:05:29,189 Speaker 1: who am I? Who am I? It with me? My 86 00:05:29,429 --> 00:05:34,909 Speaker 1: personal favorite Kim moment was actually when there's an episode 87 00:05:34,949 --> 00:05:38,069 Speaker 1: of Keeping Up with the Kardashians where she noticed Chris 88 00:05:38,149 --> 00:05:41,069 Speaker 1: was missing her kids, mostly the girls, not so much Rob, 89 00:05:41,549 --> 00:05:43,469 Speaker 1: and so she she needs to a canceled episode on 90 00:05:43,549 --> 00:05:45,389 Speaker 1: Rob because I don't know if he even has a 91 00:05:45,389 --> 00:05:48,229 Speaker 1: wiki page. I don't think he's doing so well. So 92 00:05:48,389 --> 00:05:52,269 Speaker 1: Kim rented Chris a chip for a week. The chimp's 93 00:05:52,389 --> 00:05:56,149 Speaker 1: name was Susie, and Kim kind of dressed up in 94 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:58,069 Speaker 1: baby clothes, made it wear a nappy, and just dropped 95 00:05:58,069 --> 00:06:01,309 Speaker 1: it at Chris's house. It was so funny. It was 96 00:06:01,469 --> 00:06:04,189 Speaker 1: really good content. There'll be more on that. That's a 97 00:06:04,509 --> 00:06:07,989 Speaker 1: m well welfare. Yeah, all right, let's get into my 98 00:06:08,029 --> 00:06:11,589 Speaker 1: first topic. Kim, let me eat. We've spoken before about 99 00:06:11,589 --> 00:06:14,429 Speaker 1: how one of out earliest memories of the Kardashians is 100 00:06:14,469 --> 00:06:17,509 Speaker 1: when they were advertising Quick Trim in those purple bikinis. 101 00:06:17,669 --> 00:06:19,829 Speaker 1: It was very lucky you walked into a pharmacy in 102 00:06:20,549 --> 00:06:24,909 Speaker 1: seven eight, Yeah, and Kim Kardashian was like, why eat 103 00:06:24,949 --> 00:06:29,029 Speaker 1: when you could not? Yeah, exactly. And the main ingredient 104 00:06:29,069 --> 00:06:30,949 Speaker 1: in that was caffeine. And in twenty twelve they were 105 00:06:30,989 --> 00:06:35,789 Speaker 1: sued because it didn't work right, and they argued Kim's 106 00:06:35,869 --> 00:06:39,069 Speaker 1: legal team argued, well, is it a spokesperson's fault if 107 00:06:39,069 --> 00:06:42,309 Speaker 1: the product they're endorsing doesn't work. We didn't make it. 108 00:06:43,029 --> 00:06:46,149 Speaker 1: So that's where she's starting from. In terms of her philosophy. 109 00:06:46,309 --> 00:06:49,549 Speaker 1: You might think that after the Quick Trim moment, she thought, 110 00:06:49,589 --> 00:06:52,829 Speaker 1: you know what, I am making a lot of money. 111 00:06:52,989 --> 00:06:57,469 Speaker 1: I don't need to endorse weight loss products specifically. You 112 00:06:57,549 --> 00:07:00,109 Speaker 1: know how people who are doing well and have a 113 00:07:00,109 --> 00:07:03,829 Speaker 1: well established career often have no sponsored posts written on 114 00:07:03,869 --> 00:07:06,389 Speaker 1: their Instagram. I've noticed Maya does it because she's like, oh, 115 00:07:06,389 --> 00:07:09,389 Speaker 1: I've got my company. Yeah, I've got it, buz. Sally Hepworth, 116 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:12,149 Speaker 1: She's an author, don't do sponsored things. I write my books. 117 00:07:12,829 --> 00:07:16,149 Speaker 1: At what point does Kim Kardashian go, I have amount 118 00:07:16,189 --> 00:07:18,789 Speaker 1: for money. I don't need sponkn. I don't need sponkn. 119 00:07:18,829 --> 00:07:23,189 Speaker 1: But instead she's like, she loves it. I'm forty, here's 120 00:07:23,229 --> 00:07:26,149 Speaker 1: a new pair of underpants. Really, Kim, she gets paid 121 00:07:26,189 --> 00:07:30,749 Speaker 1: like eight hundred thousand dollars for a sponsored post. Years 122 00:07:30,789 --> 00:07:35,389 Speaker 1: after the quick Trim fiasco, in twenty eighteen, Kim posts 123 00:07:35,389 --> 00:07:39,429 Speaker 1: a photo to Instagram It's too recent advertising flat tummy 124 00:07:39,469 --> 00:07:43,869 Speaker 1: Coe's appetite suppression lollipops? Do you remember this image? Vermouth? 125 00:07:44,309 --> 00:07:47,549 Speaker 1: She described them as literally unreal, which is probably true 126 00:07:47,549 --> 00:07:50,429 Speaker 1: because they don't don't do anything, and she directed her 127 00:07:50,429 --> 00:07:52,989 Speaker 1: followers to try them. She's got a lot of backlash, 128 00:07:53,269 --> 00:07:56,829 Speaker 1: including from actor and radio host Jamila Jamil, who said 129 00:07:56,869 --> 00:08:00,389 Speaker 1: the Kardashian's broadly selling her self consciousness and a double 130 00:08:00,389 --> 00:08:04,069 Speaker 1: agents for the patriarchy. I don't even know if we 131 00:08:04,149 --> 00:08:08,549 Speaker 1: need to explain why it's so problematic, but there's no 132 00:08:08,629 --> 00:08:12,269 Speaker 1: way Kim Kardashian achieved a completely different body to the 133 00:08:12,269 --> 00:08:14,629 Speaker 1: one she grew up with by sucking on anti supress 134 00:08:14,629 --> 00:08:16,749 Speaker 1: and lollipops. It's just one of those things. So like 135 00:08:16,789 --> 00:08:18,349 Speaker 1: she milleged me. All came out and she had really 136 00:08:18,349 --> 00:08:20,109 Speaker 1: good points and stuff, and you just want to shrug 137 00:08:20,149 --> 00:08:22,429 Speaker 1: your shoulders and go, yeah, yeah, she's a double agent 138 00:08:22,429 --> 00:08:26,469 Speaker 1: for the Patriot. Yeah, she was steering, and I'm not 139 00:08:26,509 --> 00:08:32,989 Speaker 1: losing sleep over. I don't expect sense from this woman. 140 00:08:33,469 --> 00:08:37,989 Speaker 1: I never have. I never have. Look, it's problematic because 141 00:08:37,989 --> 00:08:42,229 Speaker 1: it's like always directed at women. Kim's defense. Isn't this 142 00:08:42,429 --> 00:08:45,589 Speaker 1: character growth which we always try and reward because quick 143 00:08:45,629 --> 00:08:50,509 Speaker 1: Trim I thought was a she yourself, whereas the lollipop 144 00:08:50,789 --> 00:08:56,989 Speaker 1: is an appetus? Is that stopping before the ship? O? Lovely? No, See, 145 00:08:57,029 --> 00:08:59,309 Speaker 1: I've got in my notes women are allowed to eat, Kim. 146 00:08:59,749 --> 00:09:05,269 Speaker 1: I've got that in. She's having lollipop. Not enough, it's 147 00:09:05,389 --> 00:09:09,629 Speaker 1: not enough, okay. I mean she talks about diets now, 148 00:09:09,669 --> 00:09:14,549 Speaker 1: and I'm like, how I feel in twenty twenty two. 149 00:09:15,429 --> 00:09:20,789 Speaker 1: Let the woman. Let the woman diet. I'll have MCKAYFC chips. 150 00:09:21,189 --> 00:09:24,589 Speaker 1: I'm sucking on a pepsi max. We're all doing our best. 151 00:09:26,709 --> 00:09:36,589 Speaker 1: I think that's incredibly problematic, but I shan't be bothered interrogating. 152 00:09:41,789 --> 00:09:44,109 Speaker 1: Moving on to her attempts to sing an act, which 153 00:09:44,149 --> 00:09:46,949 Speaker 1: is more what this podcast is about. Kim did once 154 00:09:47,189 --> 00:09:50,389 Speaker 1: try to explain to North, that's you why her parents 155 00:09:50,429 --> 00:09:54,989 Speaker 1: were so famous, and her quote was, Daddy is a singer, performer, artist. 156 00:09:55,349 --> 00:09:58,149 Speaker 1: Mummy has so many talents I can't even begin to 157 00:09:58,309 --> 00:10:04,789 Speaker 1: name them, which is genuinely hilarious. And name them those talents, 158 00:10:04,789 --> 00:10:08,229 Speaker 1: it seems, are not singing or acting. Because Jesse, I'm 159 00:10:08,269 --> 00:10:10,909 Speaker 1: going to play you a song. Spoiler. That song is 160 00:10:10,989 --> 00:10:27,189 Speaker 1: sung by Kimberly Noel Kardashian. They play. My favorite lyrics 161 00:10:28,789 --> 00:10:31,589 Speaker 1: are in this bit girls in the building, fellas in 162 00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:36,749 Speaker 1: the club, boys spending money, girls looking good rhyme. I 163 00:10:37,029 --> 00:10:40,709 Speaker 1: notice none of that rhymes. I'm on the floor, living 164 00:10:40,749 --> 00:10:43,549 Speaker 1: my life, feeling so good, feeling so right, got my 165 00:10:43,629 --> 00:10:49,229 Speaker 1: hands up, celebrate like it's my birthday. So I listened 166 00:10:49,549 --> 00:10:52,429 Speaker 1: to this because I said, I don't think Kimberly Noel 167 00:10:52,509 --> 00:10:54,829 Speaker 1: cut ash In has ever written a song. And then 168 00:10:54,829 --> 00:10:57,109 Speaker 1: I found this and I thought, this is the best 169 00:10:57,109 --> 00:10:58,829 Speaker 1: thing ever I've ever heard. I don't know why it's 170 00:10:58,829 --> 00:11:01,469 Speaker 1: not playing all the time. It is a mishmash of 171 00:11:01,549 --> 00:11:04,349 Speaker 1: every phrase you would put into a song, such as 172 00:11:04,869 --> 00:11:07,269 Speaker 1: you're going out tonight. I hope that's something you'd put 173 00:11:07,269 --> 00:11:10,269 Speaker 1: in your song jam, turn it up, turn it up, 174 00:11:10,309 --> 00:11:13,829 Speaker 1: turn up, mentioning paying your bills, but not necessarily How 175 00:11:14,749 --> 00:11:16,829 Speaker 1: think you're doing it, because if you don't, then you 176 00:11:16,869 --> 00:11:18,669 Speaker 1: get into debt, and that is stressful for the person 177 00:11:18,709 --> 00:11:22,429 Speaker 1: trying to dance. Okay, So if I wrote a pop relatable, 178 00:11:22,469 --> 00:11:24,469 Speaker 1: I pay my I pay my bills. I've got bills, 179 00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:32,029 Speaker 1: I paid them, failing, failing, great, and you, oh, thank god. 180 00:11:32,909 --> 00:11:34,709 Speaker 1: If I wrote a pop song two, I am want 181 00:11:34,709 --> 00:11:37,109 Speaker 1: to stay all night, I can't be thinking about your bills, Kim, 182 00:11:37,669 --> 00:11:40,589 Speaker 1: I would sing turn it up the music, dance, dance 183 00:11:40,669 --> 00:11:43,589 Speaker 1: luck you mean yeah, in the club all night dancing, 184 00:11:43,989 --> 00:11:46,309 Speaker 1: naughty dancing. I'd put something in there at naughty dancing, 185 00:11:46,509 --> 00:11:48,949 Speaker 1: paying my bills, working so hard so I can play hard. 186 00:11:49,469 --> 00:11:51,829 Speaker 1: I'd put baby in there, like yeah, baby yeah, or 187 00:11:51,869 --> 00:11:54,789 Speaker 1: something in the background, dollar dollar bills to pay my bills. Tonight, 188 00:11:55,229 --> 00:11:59,229 Speaker 1: seventeen time, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight. Don't get into debt 189 00:11:59,429 --> 00:12:01,109 Speaker 1: so you can party and stay up all night. Okay. 190 00:12:01,309 --> 00:12:03,349 Speaker 1: I just have to mention special shout out for the 191 00:12:03,349 --> 00:12:10,469 Speaker 1: final line killer killer iron music, kim Me, I love her. 192 00:12:10,669 --> 00:12:12,869 Speaker 1: These are the comments on the YouTube clip, because you 193 00:12:12,909 --> 00:12:15,509 Speaker 1: did have a good point about the pop songs. One 194 00:12:15,549 --> 00:12:17,509 Speaker 1: of the comments is this song is like if you 195 00:12:17,629 --> 00:12:20,909 Speaker 1: tried explaining pop music to an alien, and that's what 196 00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:23,909 Speaker 1: they would do. But what's so confusing about it is 197 00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:26,429 Speaker 1: that it's like an AI Like you put all the 198 00:12:26,949 --> 00:12:30,509 Speaker 1: terms into an AI machine and it spun out a 199 00:12:30,549 --> 00:12:35,629 Speaker 1: pop song, but it sucked wild. What what I love 200 00:12:35,669 --> 00:12:38,549 Speaker 1: about this stage of Kim Kardashian's career is that I 201 00:12:38,589 --> 00:12:42,189 Speaker 1: will term it in her biography called kimberlino Al Kardashian 202 00:12:42,509 --> 00:12:46,429 Speaker 1: My story. This will be under the subheading throwing it 203 00:12:46,509 --> 00:12:49,069 Speaker 1: at a wall and seeing lots of see I had 204 00:12:49,309 --> 00:12:51,989 Speaker 1: more of this is why we don't say yes to everything. 205 00:12:52,749 --> 00:12:55,309 Speaker 1: That was the period. I don't think anyone ever asked 206 00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:58,349 Speaker 1: her this. I think this was you think she was 207 00:12:58,389 --> 00:13:01,229 Speaker 1: putting a hand out? Okay, Well, a couple of other 208 00:13:01,589 --> 00:13:04,549 Speaker 1: just comments from the YouTube clip. I listened to this 209 00:13:04,589 --> 00:13:06,789 Speaker 1: song to cure my depression because I know nothing can 210 00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:09,869 Speaker 1: get worse than this. You can hear the pain in 211 00:13:09,909 --> 00:13:12,709 Speaker 1: her voice when she tries to sing up and down 212 00:13:12,749 --> 00:13:16,669 Speaker 1: a semi time and she actually it's a speaking song. Yeah, no, 213 00:13:16,749 --> 00:13:19,389 Speaker 1: she doesn't really sing, and then this makes me feel 214 00:13:19,389 --> 00:13:22,189 Speaker 1: better about my mistakes in life. Yes, I actually agree 215 00:13:22,229 --> 00:13:25,949 Speaker 1: with that. Now moving on, because Kim has had a 216 00:13:25,949 --> 00:13:30,309 Speaker 1: few acting since I personally really enjoy that she had 217 00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:32,909 Speaker 1: this phase of her life where again she said yes 218 00:13:32,949 --> 00:13:37,389 Speaker 1: to everything, including disaster movie. I'm less interested in the 219 00:13:37,389 --> 00:13:41,029 Speaker 1: times she appeared as herself, which is often bad in 220 00:13:41,109 --> 00:13:44,229 Speaker 1: that too, but I'm more interested in the times she 221 00:13:44,309 --> 00:13:47,109 Speaker 1: genuinely tried to act, like in a TV show called 222 00:13:47,109 --> 00:13:49,869 Speaker 1: Beyond the Break and a movie called American Hot Babes. 223 00:13:50,429 --> 00:13:56,869 Speaker 1: But just a moment for a disaster movie. No, we 224 00:13:56,949 --> 00:13:59,629 Speaker 1: know things go down here when you get hiccups. This 225 00:13:59,789 --> 00:14:02,029 Speaker 1: was in that era of scary movie and not another 226 00:14:02,069 --> 00:14:04,789 Speaker 1: teen movie, which were brilliant. But then they tried to 227 00:14:04,829 --> 00:14:07,389 Speaker 1: do disaster movie and it was so strange because it 228 00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:09,829 Speaker 1: was just actors who looked like far more famous actors 229 00:14:09,869 --> 00:14:12,429 Speaker 1: who we're in mainstream movies, so who was it but 230 00:14:12,589 --> 00:14:16,309 Speaker 1: not necessarily disaster movies, So no one famous except for 231 00:14:16,429 --> 00:14:19,789 Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian and Karmen Electra, but everyone else just looked 232 00:14:20,149 --> 00:14:22,629 Speaker 1: like the guy from superbat Because when I heard you say, 233 00:14:22,709 --> 00:14:24,909 Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian was in movies. I was like, oh yeah, yeah, 234 00:14:24,909 --> 00:14:29,229 Speaker 1: House of Wax. That was Paraceltan mo right, okay, but 235 00:14:29,349 --> 00:14:32,869 Speaker 1: Disaster Movie was in the same yeah era. Sure, so 236 00:14:32,989 --> 00:14:36,589 Speaker 1: Kim plays Lisa, whose main role is being hot. Disaster 237 00:14:36,629 --> 00:14:40,429 Speaker 1: Movie has an approval rating of one percent Tomato's and 238 00:14:40,469 --> 00:14:43,189 Speaker 1: here's what the reviews at the time said. Nothing can 239 00:14:43,229 --> 00:14:46,149 Speaker 1: convey the grimness of Disaster Movie, which would be the 240 00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:49,109 Speaker 1: worst movie ever were it actually a movie at all. 241 00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:52,829 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I just don't see how anyone could not 242 00:14:52,949 --> 00:14:55,749 Speaker 1: find Disaster Movie one of the worst films of all time. 243 00:14:55,989 --> 00:14:58,589 Speaker 1: Is it a satire? It's meant to be comedy, It's 244 00:14:58,669 --> 00:15:01,589 Speaker 1: not funny. Kim has since said she's mortified by it 245 00:15:01,749 --> 00:15:05,069 Speaker 1: and cannot watch it back. She also won a Razzie 246 00:15:05,109 --> 00:15:09,109 Speaker 1: for Worse Supporting Actor for her role in Temptation Confessions 247 00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:12,629 Speaker 1: of a Marriage count and that was really really bad. 248 00:15:13,269 --> 00:15:15,389 Speaker 1: So she wasn't playing herself in that eye, No, she 249 00:15:15,509 --> 00:15:18,349 Speaker 1: was playing Eva. I saw her in nine O two 250 00:15:18,389 --> 00:15:20,509 Speaker 1: one zero, and I saw another clip where she had 251 00:15:20,549 --> 00:15:22,269 Speaker 1: a fight with someone and they put like a bowl 252 00:15:22,269 --> 00:15:25,469 Speaker 1: of slime over her. Oh yeah, she had to be shocked. 253 00:15:26,149 --> 00:15:28,629 Speaker 1: I don't think she's as bad as you would think 254 00:15:28,669 --> 00:15:31,589 Speaker 1: she would be. She just is very dead man. She's 255 00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:34,429 Speaker 1: very expl which is her if you know her like 256 00:15:34,509 --> 00:15:37,669 Speaker 1: I know her, She's just quite friend Kim, very Kim. 257 00:15:37,989 --> 00:15:40,949 Speaker 1: Moving on to her seventy two day marriage. In twenty eleven, 258 00:15:41,069 --> 00:15:44,189 Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian married Chris Humphries in a wedding that cost 259 00:15:44,229 --> 00:15:47,709 Speaker 1: ten million dollars. They'd been dating for seven months. I 260 00:15:47,829 --> 00:15:49,749 Speaker 1: just want it on the record that she was like 261 00:15:49,869 --> 00:15:52,909 Speaker 1: late twenties, which is quite late for seventy two day marriage. 262 00:15:53,069 --> 00:15:56,909 Speaker 1: Wasn't it her second marriage too? Yes. Their ceremony aired 263 00:15:56,909 --> 00:15:59,549 Speaker 1: on Keeping up with the Kardashians two months after the wedding, 264 00:15:59,629 --> 00:16:03,509 Speaker 1: and Kim filed for divorce. The very same month. When 265 00:16:03,549 --> 00:16:07,949 Speaker 1: she filed for divorce citing irreconcilable differences, Chris said publicly 266 00:16:08,269 --> 00:16:10,709 Speaker 1: that he wasn't done fighting for their real life relationship. 267 00:16:11,269 --> 00:16:14,229 Speaker 1: Then he tried to claim there was fraud involved because 268 00:16:14,269 --> 00:16:16,789 Speaker 1: she had signed they had done a prenup saying anything 269 00:16:16,869 --> 00:16:19,989 Speaker 1: she earned during the course of their marriage was hers, 270 00:16:20,029 --> 00:16:21,549 Speaker 1: and so he was like, this is all a setup 271 00:16:21,549 --> 00:16:25,189 Speaker 1: to make money. But it ended up they just filed 272 00:16:25,309 --> 00:16:28,869 Speaker 1: irreconcilable differences. There was no truth to the fraud claims. Wait, 273 00:16:28,909 --> 00:16:31,669 Speaker 1: so was there an annulment? No, okay, they couldn't be. 274 00:16:32,829 --> 00:16:36,589 Speaker 1: They made about eighteen million dollars for their wedding with me, 275 00:16:36,749 --> 00:16:39,029 Speaker 1: they made a profit. Yeah, so that was an eight 276 00:16:39,029 --> 00:16:42,509 Speaker 1: million dollar profit, So well done, great business. She Avril 277 00:16:42,549 --> 00:16:45,829 Speaker 1: Levine was in attendance as a guest. Okay, didn't know 278 00:16:45,869 --> 00:16:48,269 Speaker 1: they were friends? And yeah I didn't not? Are they 279 00:16:48,469 --> 00:16:51,189 Speaker 1: maybe not? What do they talk about other than again 280 00:16:51,589 --> 00:16:54,869 Speaker 1: two thousand and three. I think a lot of Kin's 281 00:16:54,909 --> 00:16:57,469 Speaker 1: relationships were based on that big year for us. Also, 282 00:16:57,509 --> 00:17:00,709 Speaker 1: Serena Williams was there. Okay, I looked out the guest list. Yeah, 283 00:17:00,869 --> 00:17:03,349 Speaker 1: you have four hundred people, four hundred and fifty closest 284 00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:05,549 Speaker 1: friends and family. Well, I did think, how do you 285 00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:08,229 Speaker 1: spend ten million? There you go? Four hundred four They 286 00:17:08,269 --> 00:17:10,549 Speaker 1: also had I listened to someone who was called wedding 287 00:17:10,589 --> 00:17:13,589 Speaker 1: expert talking about their wedding saying they had a like 288 00:17:13,629 --> 00:17:18,949 Speaker 1: a ten tier cake that was based off will and okay, oh, 289 00:17:19,349 --> 00:17:23,789 Speaker 1: how did cookies in it? Or something? Lovely? She was 290 00:17:23,829 --> 00:17:28,589 Speaker 1: describing the cookie. Well, I'm Salivatingians know how to do 291 00:17:28,629 --> 00:17:32,869 Speaker 1: a cake. They do. My favorite thing about this whole moment, though, 292 00:17:32,989 --> 00:17:36,029 Speaker 1: chocolate chip. Sorry, I wrote it down. Chocolate Chip Frosting 293 00:17:38,869 --> 00:17:42,829 Speaker 1: was the episode of The Kardashians when Kim and Chris 294 00:17:42,909 --> 00:17:46,749 Speaker 1: Jenna were in Dubai and they had a conversation about 295 00:17:47,549 --> 00:17:50,469 Speaker 1: Kim feeling funny about her husband. I've always loved this 296 00:17:50,549 --> 00:17:53,069 Speaker 1: moment because Chris was like, are you excited to get 297 00:17:53,109 --> 00:17:56,549 Speaker 1: home to your hobby? And Kim was like eh, and 298 00:17:56,669 --> 00:18:00,669 Speaker 1: Chris was like, well, and then Kim said, not really. 299 00:18:00,749 --> 00:18:03,429 Speaker 1: I don't know. I can't really explain it. I feel 300 00:18:03,469 --> 00:18:06,869 Speaker 1: a sense of relief that I'm here, and basically, Mum, 301 00:18:06,909 --> 00:18:08,509 Speaker 1: I didn't want to tell you about it, but I'm 302 00:18:08,949 --> 00:18:12,749 Speaker 1: breaking out there's something in my relationship that isn't right. 303 00:18:13,349 --> 00:18:15,749 Speaker 1: And she's like, oh, but do you think that's normal? 304 00:18:16,349 --> 00:18:19,989 Speaker 1: And Chris her quote is no, Kim is not normal. 305 00:18:20,269 --> 00:18:22,549 Speaker 1: It really isn't normal to feel like you don't want 306 00:18:22,589 --> 00:18:25,069 Speaker 1: to go home to your brand new husband. I remember 307 00:18:25,109 --> 00:18:28,029 Speaker 1: watching that and thinking we've all been there. Yeah, we've 308 00:18:28,029 --> 00:18:33,269 Speaker 1: all been overseas and gone, oh no, I enjoy being 309 00:18:33,309 --> 00:18:36,789 Speaker 1: away more than with that person, and I've realized it 310 00:18:36,829 --> 00:18:38,549 Speaker 1: and I'm gonna have to break up with them. The 311 00:18:38,669 --> 00:18:41,189 Speaker 1: difference is we didn't have a ten million dollar wedding. 312 00:18:41,429 --> 00:18:44,989 Speaker 1: That's some passing. Yeah, And she says that, yeah, it 313 00:18:45,029 --> 00:18:48,309 Speaker 1: was a fuss. It was a pig fuss. She says 314 00:18:48,389 --> 00:18:50,229 Speaker 1: she didn't feel like she could back out, and she 315 00:18:50,229 --> 00:18:52,069 Speaker 1: didn't feel like she could break up with someone or 316 00:18:52,109 --> 00:18:54,229 Speaker 1: say no. And I just think there really is a 317 00:18:54,269 --> 00:18:57,229 Speaker 1: common thread here in not saying no when we should 318 00:18:57,229 --> 00:19:00,629 Speaker 1: have said no. And it's jam is the song. It's 319 00:19:00,669 --> 00:19:12,949 Speaker 1: a disaster movie and it's Chris Humphreys. Moving on to 320 00:19:13,029 --> 00:19:17,909 Speaker 1: animal welfare, my favorite topic. Last year, Kim adopted a 321 00:19:17,949 --> 00:19:22,829 Speaker 1: bearded dragon for North Jesse. Thanks, Mom, Jesse. The only 322 00:19:22,869 --> 00:19:27,149 Speaker 1: time the entire episode. I'm going to show you some 323 00:19:27,189 --> 00:19:29,549 Speaker 1: photos of the pet. I mean, I know who they 324 00:19:29,629 --> 00:19:33,189 Speaker 1: named Speed, and you're gonna tell me how dragon you 325 00:19:33,269 --> 00:19:36,709 Speaker 1: think it's going for Speed? Just describe what you see 326 00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:40,429 Speaker 1: in those photos. M Okay, this is like when I 327 00:19:40,589 --> 00:19:43,109 Speaker 1: put a T shirt on my dog and my partner 328 00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:45,109 Speaker 1: gets me in trouble because he says, this is more 329 00:19:45,149 --> 00:19:49,829 Speaker 1: for you than her. Okay. Speed is wrapped in either 330 00:19:49,869 --> 00:19:53,749 Speaker 1: a matching dressing gown to North or potentially just the 331 00:19:53,789 --> 00:19:57,029 Speaker 1: same dressing gown skims. It's custom made. Okay, it's custom 332 00:19:57,069 --> 00:20:01,869 Speaker 1: made skims. For speed. So Speed looks tightly wrapped up, 333 00:20:01,989 --> 00:20:05,229 Speaker 1: a little too tight. I don't think speed, given that 334 00:20:05,309 --> 00:20:07,029 Speaker 1: Speed is a reptile and we know that they have 335 00:20:07,069 --> 00:20:09,029 Speaker 1: been evolving for a long time, I don't think speed 336 00:20:09,069 --> 00:20:12,309 Speaker 1: needs jump up. Speed is warm enough. Do you notice 337 00:20:12,349 --> 00:20:14,709 Speaker 1: anything else? Do you notice that it looks press something 338 00:20:14,869 --> 00:20:17,909 Speaker 1: strange on Speed's head? I thought that was just part 339 00:20:17,949 --> 00:20:22,389 Speaker 1: of being a dragon. No, that is it's like a 340 00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:30,069 Speaker 1: red that's a jewelweling speeding speed. Now people got really upset. 341 00:20:30,109 --> 00:20:33,509 Speaker 1: They said, stop dressing him. They actually breathed through their skin, 342 00:20:34,829 --> 00:20:40,269 Speaker 1: so it's like putting like an actual something over someone's mouth. Yeah. Yeah, 343 00:20:40,309 --> 00:20:43,829 Speaker 1: an expert said, bearded dragons make excellent pets for children, 344 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:45,709 Speaker 1: provided they get the right case. This is a problem 345 00:20:45,749 --> 00:20:47,709 Speaker 1: with the internet. If you post anything, there's going to 346 00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:50,429 Speaker 1: be someone who knows more about bearded dragons than you, 347 00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:53,789 Speaker 1: and you're doing it wrong. As they are cold blooded, 348 00:20:53,909 --> 00:20:56,349 Speaker 1: they need to warm their bodies by basking under specialist 349 00:20:56,429 --> 00:21:00,269 Speaker 1: reptile heat lamps, not by wearing designer clothing that feels 350 00:21:00,269 --> 00:21:05,549 Speaker 1: like a dig. So when that happened the bearded dragon controversy, 351 00:21:05,589 --> 00:21:09,469 Speaker 1: and everyone said, Kim, no, honey, let's take the skims off. 352 00:21:10,949 --> 00:21:15,349 Speaker 1: Let's take the jewel off. Also, Speed belongs in a 353 00:21:15,349 --> 00:21:19,709 Speaker 1: different climate. Speed belongs in Central Australia. Don't all our 354 00:21:19,749 --> 00:21:23,229 Speaker 1: pets belong in different place? Yes, But when that happened, 355 00:21:23,269 --> 00:21:27,829 Speaker 1: everybody said, Kim, this isn't the first time with the internet. 356 00:21:27,949 --> 00:21:36,229 Speaker 1: It remembers because they remembered Susie. Okay, because Kim, she 357 00:21:36,309 --> 00:21:41,109 Speaker 1: adopts Susie and Kim was Kim posted on her blog. 358 00:21:41,149 --> 00:21:43,229 Speaker 1: She had a blog at the time saying we got 359 00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:46,989 Speaker 1: a monkey. People were really angry because Susie was not 360 00:21:47,029 --> 00:21:51,189 Speaker 1: a monkey. Sussie was a chimp and they're different. I 361 00:21:51,309 --> 00:21:54,909 Speaker 1: went back and watched Animal people are very I just 362 00:21:55,029 --> 00:21:58,629 Speaker 1: love Susie. Poor Chris is in her house and they 363 00:21:58,669 --> 00:22:01,749 Speaker 1: bring Susie over the sisters and she keeps laughing and 364 00:22:01,869 --> 00:22:04,989 Speaker 1: being like, Susie has a dia baron. Chris is like, 365 00:22:05,069 --> 00:22:07,109 Speaker 1: you guys, why is they're a monkey in the house again, 366 00:22:07,229 --> 00:22:10,549 Speaker 1: Susie is not a monkey. Susie keeps stealing everyone's Ephie's Jesse. 367 00:22:10,669 --> 00:22:13,229 Speaker 1: Here some photos of Susie. You're going to need to 368 00:22:13,269 --> 00:22:17,429 Speaker 1: tell me what she screen grabs from YouTube. So Susie 369 00:22:17,469 --> 00:22:20,469 Speaker 1: is being fed with a spoon Susie is having her 370 00:22:20,549 --> 00:22:24,269 Speaker 1: nappy changed on the floor, Susie is making a salad, 371 00:22:24,589 --> 00:22:28,029 Speaker 1: and Susie is in bed next to Chris playing with 372 00:22:28,069 --> 00:22:31,469 Speaker 1: her hair. She's patting her to sleep. Okay, Susie's patting 373 00:22:31,589 --> 00:22:38,269 Speaker 1: Chris janitousleep. So that is what I have the first 374 00:22:38,669 --> 00:22:41,069 Speaker 1: half of this episode. There's more about animal welfare that 375 00:22:41,109 --> 00:22:43,669 Speaker 1: you missed. Was it the time that Kim rode the 376 00:22:43,829 --> 00:22:48,109 Speaker 1: elephant in Indonesia? Yeah, I did have that, and I 377 00:22:48,309 --> 00:22:51,989 Speaker 1: arbitrary to remove it, but I do want to bring 378 00:22:52,029 --> 00:22:55,069 Speaker 1: it up because we know a little bit about Americans 379 00:22:55,069 --> 00:22:58,349 Speaker 1: and elephants, don't we. We do. We had our own incidents. 380 00:22:58,389 --> 00:23:00,869 Speaker 1: So what happened with Kim was she posted a throwback 381 00:23:01,509 --> 00:23:04,149 Speaker 1: to going, oh I miss the elephant at the elephant sanctuary, 382 00:23:04,189 --> 00:23:08,709 Speaker 1: and Sweetie, that that the vibe that ain't a sanctuary 383 00:23:08,789 --> 00:23:11,629 Speaker 1: for that elephant. It was her and Kanye And then 384 00:23:11,629 --> 00:23:13,949 Speaker 1: they're like padding an elephant's bald head or something and 385 00:23:13,989 --> 00:23:17,229 Speaker 1: just hanging out with elephants, and all these people were like, Kim, 386 00:23:17,829 --> 00:23:20,589 Speaker 1: it's just not the dumb thing. You and I went 387 00:23:20,629 --> 00:23:24,229 Speaker 1: to Thailand years ago and we went to a elephant 388 00:23:24,269 --> 00:23:27,669 Speaker 1: sanctuary on the internet, and which why are we opening 389 00:23:27,669 --> 00:23:31,389 Speaker 1: ourselves up? Okay, we didn't ride them. We researched it 390 00:23:31,429 --> 00:23:33,549 Speaker 1: and I said it was elephants sanctuary. So we went. 391 00:23:33,589 --> 00:23:35,669 Speaker 1: We sat down. We went, oh, we're going to watch 392 00:23:35,709 --> 00:23:39,989 Speaker 1: some elephants be washed. Yeah, how beautiful, lovely, a little 393 00:23:40,229 --> 00:23:44,349 Speaker 1: little massage. No, the elephants were dancing to a song. Claire, 394 00:23:44,589 --> 00:23:50,389 Speaker 1: what was the song? Cha, la la la la. And 395 00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:54,349 Speaker 1: they were doing a little four step little dance. They 396 00:23:54,349 --> 00:23:55,949 Speaker 1: were swaying. And then there was another elephant in the 397 00:23:55,989 --> 00:23:59,869 Speaker 1: corner who I think they called Picasso, who was painting 398 00:24:00,069 --> 00:24:04,469 Speaker 1: a tree. And I said, quite audibly, this is discussing 399 00:24:04,829 --> 00:24:08,109 Speaker 1: we're leaving, okay, because I can see the scars on 400 00:24:08,149 --> 00:24:10,949 Speaker 1: the elephant from when they've been injured, when they weren't 401 00:24:10,949 --> 00:24:13,709 Speaker 1: tri la la la laing as you wanted them to. 402 00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:16,669 Speaker 1: And an American was sitting behind us, sitting behind us, 403 00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:19,429 Speaker 1: tapped me on the shoulder and said, they wouldn't do 404 00:24:19,469 --> 00:24:24,269 Speaker 1: it if they didn't want to. And from then on, 405 00:24:25,309 --> 00:24:28,669 Speaker 1: every time we think about an animal doing something it 406 00:24:28,869 --> 00:24:31,389 Speaker 1: clearly does not want to do, we think, oh, you know, 407 00:24:31,509 --> 00:24:35,389 Speaker 1: they wouldn't do it if that animal did not spontaneously 408 00:24:35,429 --> 00:24:38,949 Speaker 1: start dancing to that and get rewarded, and it didn't 409 00:24:38,949 --> 00:24:44,549 Speaker 1: spontaneously paint that picture. No, and Kim, why we don't 410 00:24:44,709 --> 00:24:46,869 Speaker 1: go and ride the elephant? I think Kim thinks that. 411 00:24:46,949 --> 00:24:49,309 Speaker 1: Kim's like, well, it wouldn't let me ride it if 412 00:24:49,309 --> 00:24:51,989 Speaker 1: it didn't want me to. It wouldn't paint a picture 413 00:24:52,029 --> 00:24:55,949 Speaker 1: if it wasn't feeling as by it. Jesse, that's all 414 00:24:55,989 --> 00:24:58,669 Speaker 1: we've got time for on part one. It was rogue. 415 00:24:58,869 --> 00:25:00,989 Speaker 1: It was rogue. And now we're moving on to more 416 00:25:01,109 --> 00:25:05,589 Speaker 1: the post Kanye era in part two, so we'll be 417 00:25:05,669 --> 00:25:11,069 Speaker 1: talking about photoshop failures. You should work your lazy the 418 00:25:11,149 --> 00:25:14,589 Speaker 1: Marilyn Monroe dress, canundra oh, the Allure interview with us 419 00:25:14,669 --> 00:25:19,109 Speaker 1: so much, so much, very excited to listen to part 420 00:25:19,149 --> 00:25:23,429 Speaker 1: two on Kim Kardashian. That episode is called Kim Photoshop 421 00:25:23,469 --> 00:25:26,189 Speaker 1: to seven year old Kardashian. You can do that right now. 422 00:25:26,269 --> 00:25:28,949 Speaker 1: You can click the link in our show notes. You 423 00:25:28,989 --> 00:25:31,789 Speaker 1: can also listen to episode on Kanye because yeah, that 424 00:25:31,869 --> 00:25:34,069 Speaker 1: exists too, just scroll through. We'll also have a link 425 00:25:34,069 --> 00:25:37,189 Speaker 1: in our show notes that episode all about Kanye. So 426 00:25:37,349 --> 00:25:40,149 Speaker 1: much has happened with Kim that we seriously might need 427 00:25:40,189 --> 00:25:42,349 Speaker 1: a part three. I know, I know, and we will 428 00:25:42,349 --> 00:25:43,349 Speaker 1: be back next week.