Speaker 1: We acknowledged the traditional custodians of the land we're recording
Speaker 1: on today.
Speaker 2: I don't know why we still are trying to dress
Speaker 2: our children in cute clothes like they are not cute.
Speaker 1: Stop trying to make cute apps, Stop.
Speaker 2: Trying to make cute happen. It is a small, wrinkled
Speaker 2: Dailien potato dressed in silly, little overpriced clothes that will
Speaker 2: end up in landfill. Let's just wrap our children up
Speaker 2: like fish and chips.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Hello, and welcome back to Eat, Sleep, Shit, repeat
Speaker 3: your unhinged podcast about the madness that is motherhood and
Speaker 3: everything in between.
Speaker 2: I am Kelly McCarran and I'm Kiri Cels.
Speaker 1: In case you missed last week's episode, Kells having some
Speaker 1: big feelings around land turning three.
Speaker 2: I was basically using this pod as my therapy since
Speaker 2: I quit actual therapy like a you ago. And it
Speaker 2: turns out as always, I am not unique, nor is
Speaker 2: my experience feeling out of sorts around your child's birthday
Speaker 2: particularly common, especially for those who have just the one
Speaker 2: or trauma around to their birth. So I really appreciate
Speaker 2: the messages of solidarity and she is sharing their own
Speaker 2: experiences because like with everything. It's so nice to know
Speaker 2: when your feelings are more common than you thought. But
Speaker 2: today are something a little bit lighter.
Speaker 1: Yeah for whom, Well for Kelly.
Speaker 2: McCaw she's dreading listening to me prattle off this list.
Speaker 2: If the title didn't give you the world's biggest hint,
Speaker 2: today's episode is dedicated to having a good old complain
Speaker 2: about newborns in celebration of key being full term.
Speaker 1: Baby. Well, yeah, yeah, well, the baby.
Speaker 2: Anytime after thirty six, thirty seven, your full term.
Speaker 1: Exactly, exactly, Well, everything's ready to go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, baby is ready.
Speaker 1: So, if you're new here, because we have had a
Speaker 1: few new listeners come in, welcome, Welcome. Every now and
Speaker 1: then we like to have a little complaint sessh about things.
Speaker 1: So last year had a good old fashioned complain about
Speaker 1: our unhinched toddlers, and then later in the year the
Speaker 1: joys loll of pregnancy. I assure you that, at nine
Speaker 1: months pregnant, I could add a few things to that list.
Speaker 1: I just welcomed heartburn into the beautiful, which has been
Speaker 1: just so lovely. Anyway, we'll link those in the show notes.
Speaker 1: If you fancy listening to them, you can, but hell,
Speaker 1: I don't even want to ask you this question because
Speaker 1: I'm scared. What have you got for me? Remind me
Speaker 1: about how great newborns are? Can we start with a peak?
Speaker 2: Absolutely not? Newborn complaint number one?
Speaker 1: Oh God, here we go.
Speaker 2: Why do you exit the womb? So gross?
Speaker 1: So gross?
Speaker 2: There are so many fluids, They are like covered with stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they are wrinkled, they are red. They look like aliens.
Speaker 2: Like why why do they come out like that?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I guess because they're in that big like sack
Speaker 1: of soup, aren't they.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's just disgusting. And can we also acknowledge just
Speaker 2: how funny it is the midwife cleaning a baby, like universally,
Speaker 2: why are they so aggressive with the cleaning?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know they are. I guess, so that's like
Speaker 1: I've been there, done that, But I still find it.
Speaker 2: Really like they rub they are rubbing, Like, yeah, if
Speaker 2: you have never watched a birth video and you birth
Speaker 2: a human, what a shock to see the midwife just
Speaker 2: grab the baby and then just go to town on
Speaker 2: it with a towel.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's very confronting to watch.
Speaker 2: It's quite funny, I would say, like as once you've
Speaker 2: done it, yeah, well, clearly they know what they're doing.
Speaker 2: The baby is absolutely fine, but it's funny.
Speaker 1: But then I'm like, why am I like walking around
Speaker 1: on tiptoes like shielding my baby when the midwives are just.
Speaker 2: Like, she'll be right. One of my friends gets really
Speaker 2: upset when people share fresh from the womb photos, you know,
Speaker 2: covered in blood from the sea section or covered without
Speaker 2: white because yeah, yeah, the discharging stuff the vadge. She
Speaker 2: will screenshot photos and send it to the group to
Speaker 2: be like, this is discussing why is this person shared this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, some people just have like a different tolerance level
Speaker 1: to that kind of it.
Speaker 2: I would rather see you it not with fluids on
Speaker 2: it and cutere looking like they just.
Speaker 1: Look so look cute in that stage. Yeah, because they've
Speaker 1: just been squeezed out of a berth canal, You've woken
Speaker 1: up from a deep sleep out the bloody sun.
Speaker 2: They're shocked little faces. It doesn't offend me the way
Speaker 2: it seems to offend her, But I do sometimes think, really,
Speaker 2: is that the photo that you want to post to
Speaker 2: like introduce your new little human to the world, covered
Speaker 2: in gunk and looking so bad.
Speaker 1: I feel like either you're like a gunky mum or
Speaker 1: you're just like a clean mum, as in like what
Speaker 1: you want to share. It's definitely anesthetic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it leans tocau. I wouldn't say you're very aesthetic,
Speaker 2: but it's not like you would share a gunk photo.
Speaker 1: No, but I had a caesar so they cleaned her up,
Speaker 1: didn't that? Like? Yeah, if I had a done vaginally,
Speaker 1: probably would have shared a gunky.
Speaker 2: Pick Listen, we've got a VBAC coming through Lucy. Lucy
Speaker 2: is the photographer there.
Speaker 1: Just had to buy extra battery pack. We're also going
Speaker 1: the polaroids. We're getting digital legs.
Speaker 2: I'm so excited to see your vagina in HD.
Speaker 1: Glory good right now, that child it feels like it's
Speaker 1: living in HD. It's that large and in charge.
Speaker 2: Newborn complaints Number two, Why is there scalp literally exposed
Speaker 2: for like a year. You know, the fondinent thing or.
Speaker 1: The hole in their head, Well you know why that is.
Speaker 1: It's so that they can come out of the birth canal.
Speaker 1: It's so great that the head can actually squish to
Speaker 1: come out, because if it didn't have that hole, it'd
Speaker 1: be a lot more painful for birth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like so it's totally fine that your brains
Speaker 2: are totally exposed except for a tiny little skin flap
Speaker 2: for a year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is really scary. I remember being very petrified
Speaker 1: of this, Like don't.
Speaker 2: Touch the head. Yeah no, and like sometimes if they're dehydrated,
Speaker 2: which that I will say that that part is handy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you can tell they're dehydrated by their sunken Fonda.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's so true. I was listening to your story
Speaker 1: yesterday when this chick but when realized see the heartbeat
Speaker 1: through the brain and then it's literally just going bulbuluck.
Speaker 1: I had did not have that with Rue. Why is
Speaker 1: your brain exposed? It is gross and it is really scary.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's why you got dropped them on their head.
Speaker 2: As soon as they grow their flap over, they can.
Speaker 1: And I'm not actually worried about it with this baby
Speaker 1: because I always see little toddlers go for the soft
Speaker 1: part of.
Speaker 2: The hand because it looks inviting, especially if they can
Speaker 2: see the bulb.
Speaker 1: Yeah, is definitely going to push down on that. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Is that why they're like, make sure the
Speaker 1: baby has a hat.
Speaker 2: No, because I don't think the hat's going to protect
Speaker 2: the football bubble.
Speaker 1: But I think it like covers it, so it's like lesson.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but every listen, I don't have it
Speaker 1: baby hat and my heads get cold summer baby. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I need this on my but it's.
Speaker 2: So small that they get so cold. I didn't have
Speaker 2: a hat for any in a summer baby or so.
Speaker 1: I didn't have one for That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 2: Because they're so ugly that the hat is to make
Speaker 2: them look like if you have a silly little hat on,
Speaker 2: you look arguably cute.
Speaker 1: You do you really do?
Speaker 2: Well? That's saddled.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's definitely.
Speaker 2: It is one hundred an aesthetic thing.
Speaker 4: That hat has no other purpose other than cover the baby.
Speaker 1: Actually, if you've seen that, TikTok, oh my god, I'll
Speaker 1: have to try and find it. We can repost it.
Speaker 1: But mom literally pushes the baby out. She's obviously been
Speaker 1: in labor for ages, so the head is like a
Speaker 1: very strange shape, and she goes, oh, put a hat
Speaker 1: on that, Like.
Speaker 2: Is it real? Is that her actual first reaction?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, sisters, And you see the baby's head and
Speaker 1: you're like, I get it, I get it, I get it,
Speaker 1: I get it. Hot is need I.
Speaker 2: Love though, that she's Oh, I don't even want to
Speaker 2: hold it. Can you just just we need a honestly
Speaker 2: moms that can acknowledge that their child is so ugly
Speaker 2: when they come out. You don't realize at the time, though.
Speaker 2: I actually thought Lenny was so cute. Yeah, he was cute.
Speaker 2: He was not insert photo.
Speaker 1: U was always really cute. I can't was she?
Speaker 2: I want to fresh from the womb photo?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can show you one. She was freaking cute.
Speaker 1: Like they like smiled on day two. That was pretty cute.
Speaker 1: She was all and it was like, yeah smiling.
Speaker 2: They're so gross, like they're so it'd be weird if
Speaker 2: a newborn came out with teeth, but some.
Speaker 1: Of them do. Yeah, they come out Hello, mother, Please
Speaker 1: may I suckle on your teeth?
Speaker 2: Except it won't be a suckle. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god. Do you know that
Speaker 1: I am like the colossrum's.
Speaker 2: Leaguan because I'm talking about oh no, as like it's
Speaker 2: just there and are milking yourself?
Speaker 1: Well, I'm a little bit fascinated.
Speaker 2: I don't know, because I milk yourself.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I can't do it until a certain stage
Speaker 1: because it can induced labor. So my midwife was like,
Speaker 1: don't do it until you need to. But anyway, I
Speaker 1: was like, babe, do you want to see that's so gross?
Speaker 1: I don't know if I should share this, please share it.
Speaker 1: I was like, babe, do you want to see me
Speaker 1: milk it myself and my teeth? And he was like,
Speaker 1: go go on it. It's like wow, yeah, but this
Speaker 1: happened with rude, didn't it. And I was like yeah,
Speaker 1: but that was I could just God, this is right now. Look.
Speaker 2: And also I felt like, you don't know what's I
Speaker 2: started leaking milking so early on in my pregnancy and
Speaker 2: it was just like it and my best friend would
Speaker 2: be like, oh my god, you need to say that stuff.
Speaker 2: It's liquid gold. So did you show him?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Was it thick?
Speaker 1: Yeah? It was like that golden He like proper costrum? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you born.
Speaker 2: Complaint number three yeap, excuse me, but why can you
Speaker 2: not burp? In fact, why do you come out requiring
Speaker 2: so much assistance with all wind related activity. They come
Speaker 2: out and they need help with what is like arguably
Speaker 2: just a basic human function.
Speaker 1: It should just be something yet that you do involuntary, really.
Speaker 2: Don't need someone to wind you. That seems very strange
Speaker 2: and very unnecessary, and I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: I was like feeding Beck's new baby JUNI like with
Speaker 1: a bottle, and then I felt like she was a
Speaker 1: bit uncomfortable, and I was like looking at her, going,
Speaker 1: there's something I need to do right now.
Speaker 2: Oh you forgot.
Speaker 1: I didn't forget. It was just wasn't top of mind
Speaker 1: to say. And then I said to Beck, do I
Speaker 1: need to burp her?
Speaker 2: And She's like yes, And sometimes it takes longer than
Speaker 2: it took to do the feed. It just baffles my
Speaker 2: mind that they are so capable of doing so many
Speaker 2: annoying things like screeching it the top of their lungs,
Speaker 2: but they just simply cannot pass gas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess it's like that, like, oh, it's so
Speaker 1: many throat that they can't like.
Speaker 2: Oh, it just like they we are such a useless mammal.
Speaker 2: I would never ever forget that babies need to burp
Speaker 2: or wind, because it was the bane of my existence.
Speaker 1: Yes see, I wonder because I don't think I ever
Speaker 1: had Like I think rue was pretty easily.
Speaker 2: But it's pretty coloquy though, like and they're all the
Speaker 2: colony and.
Speaker 1: That bloody things shut down yeah, they've gone, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: what do you mean? I don't know, but I like
Speaker 1: put it up as a recommendation and someone messaged me
Speaker 1: like hey DL they actually shut down, and I was like,
Speaker 1: well there you go. I know nothing.
Speaker 2: That's quite sad for them.
Speaker 1: It is sad and sad for the parents. Well, thanksfully,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: What Victorian government? Would you like to come and look
Speaker 2: after my gassy child?
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, thanks.
Speaker 2: You Born Complaint number four this I feel like you
Speaker 2: definitely have forgot They pool all day every day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have forgotten about the nappy situation. Like I
Speaker 1: was like, do I need a nappy bin? I?
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I mean I've just never had one, but
Speaker 2: I've never lived in a big enough house. But like
Speaker 2: you go through an astronomical amount of nappies and you
Speaker 2: assume it's an exaggeration. Like I remember people would be like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: they poop like pretty much every time. They just go
Speaker 2: to the toilet, like every feed, sometimes an extra one. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and it's watery right, yeah, so it doesn't really smell
Speaker 2: that bad, Like it's fine until they start solids. You
Speaker 2: just forget and you always think it's an exaggeration. No,
Speaker 2: It's never an exaggeration. The amount of nappies that people
Speaker 2: go through in that first year of having a baby
Speaker 2: is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I know, I do feel bad about the wastage, but
Speaker 1: I could not do the washing.
Speaker 2: My sister bought the good for the environment. Yeah, the
Speaker 2: washabule ones. Yeah yeah, and no, these weren't even washington
Speaker 2: they were they weren't cloth. They will wipe like you
Speaker 2: just wipe them down with a disinfectant what like they're
Speaker 2: plasticky on the inside. Anyway, she never used them, obviously.
Speaker 2: I was like, that is being so ambitious. I think
Speaker 2: it's fantastic if people do have so's.
Speaker 1: Cloth nappy services, which I wasn't aware of. Whereas like
Speaker 1: there's actually an organization that comes and all pick up
Speaker 1: your cloth nappies to wash them. I feel like that's
Speaker 1: a little bit more realistic than me washing shitty nappies
Speaker 1: in my washing machine. I don't know, like just feel
Speaker 1: that it's already lost the shit.
Speaker 2: It's like a period panty. You don't wash the blood
Speaker 2: in the washing machine. You rinse all the shit off.
Speaker 1: I know, but do you reckon I'm going to rinse
Speaker 1: it off.
Speaker 2: Yes, you're not going to chuck it in your washing machine.
Speaker 2: Then your washing machine is literally full of poo.
Speaker 1: I would just chuck it them, yuck.
Speaker 2: My mum used cloth nappies with all three of us.
Speaker 2: Well they had to, That's why we were really trained.
Speaker 1: Like so that's what my mom said, because I were like,
Speaker 1: I'm over this, learned to pool in a potty.
Speaker 2: Only really rich people had access to, like the proper
Speaker 2: nappies so much better. We are really fucking with the environment.
Speaker 1: I know. And I also just wonder, like I'm on
Speaker 1: this re all like microplastics train of you.
Speaker 2: It's freaking you get one of my goals for this year,
Speaker 2: which you think is just so funny because I love
Speaker 2: to shop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, but I do wonder like the nappy situation,
Speaker 1: like they're plastic that is hugging their genitalia.
Speaker 2: I feel like that's too much of a world tinfoil
Speaker 2: hat claim. I know, I.
Speaker 1: This Instagram account with you.
Speaker 2: It's freaking me if you turn into a tinfoiler.
Speaker 1: I'm not going full tinfoil, but like I've got a
Speaker 1: little I've got a little beret that I'm putting on, a.
Speaker 2: Tinfoil beret that you just here in there that you're like.
Speaker 1: But it was like saying, like tin food, I hate
Speaker 1: so much like tin chickpeas. I eat so much tuna
Speaker 1: all in tins, and it's like, fucking me.
Speaker 2: I have had this argument.
Speaker 1: Ten is plastic.
Speaker 2: I have had this argument for years about peep that
Speaker 2: eat tinned fish. I actually think the whole chick beea
Speaker 2: thing doesn't bother me. Same with like baked beans or
Speaker 2: tinned other things.
Speaker 1: You're eating my tune or alone. Leave it alone. No,
Speaker 1: don't talk about it.
Speaker 2: That was an animal that was alive, Okay, and it
Speaker 2: is now in a tin.
Speaker 1: No, that is weird. I understand, I understand, but let
Speaker 1: me have it.
Speaker 2: Go for it. But I'm not still talking about any
Speaker 2: tin foiling. I'm just talking about it's just disgusting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, apparently there's plastic inside of tinned goods, like
Speaker 1: the tin, and that is you know what.
Speaker 2: That's going to give you cancer. That's what they're saying.
Speaker 1: That's what they're saying. Okay, I have to share this
Speaker 1: Instagram account you No, my friend shared it and then
Speaker 1: I was like, why did I click on this? Because
Speaker 1: my head's.
Speaker 2: Justin Ashley's a little bit of a tin foiler about
Speaker 2: like she's done all of this research and apparently when
Speaker 2: pesticides first were invented, yeah, that's when like the rates
Speaker 2: of cancer went.
Speaker 1: Of course they did. Of course, I don't want to know.
Speaker 1: I'm literally just bought like this thing from kmart that
Speaker 1: you is it made a blessing.
Speaker 2: It's made plastic.
Speaker 1: My god, it's so contradictory. I bought this plastic and
Speaker 1: clean the pesticides off my fruit and veg because it's
Speaker 1: like you put it in and it's like two pieces
Speaker 1: and then you lift it up like you soak it
Speaker 1: in this like vegetable soaka to get all of the pastias.
Speaker 2: I don't want to get because sometimes when I see
Speaker 2: those videos on TikTok of even just like soaking your
Speaker 2: fruit and veg for a couple of hours in the sink. Yes,
Speaker 2: the stuff that comes off, give things.
Speaker 1: Little rinse, Well that's yeah, that's what I do too.
Speaker 1: Some people don't even wash this. Oh I find if
Speaker 1: I get a salad and it's got some grit in it,
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I just paid twenty dollars for the
Speaker 1: salad and you can give it a little rinse from
Speaker 1: a little shit.
Speaker 2: That is discussing my girlfriend Anna, also a friend of
Speaker 2: the pod, She'll be like, oh a little bit, it
Speaker 2: won't kill you. It's good for you, builds up your immune.
Speaker 2: You know what, Anna, You're always sick, so don't think
Speaker 2: it's doing a very good job.
Speaker 1: Also, I had to remind myself that like ow thing
Speaker 1: of like, oh, they did it back in the day,
Speaker 1: and it's like yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it wasn't chemicals, it wasn't covered with pesticides
Speaker 2: to kick anyway.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm gonna use my.
Speaker 2: Mormans to pump stuff up and make it so big.
Speaker 1: I'm going to use my plastic thing to clean the
Speaker 1: pesticide off my fruit and veg you know the other.
Speaker 2: Thing, Yeah, go on beret.
Speaker 1: Coffee cups. Like apparently, having one plastic coffee cup a day,
Speaker 1: you ingest like two thy five hundred particles of like microplastics. Yuck.
Speaker 1: I know, it's fucking disgusting. It's disgusting to think about.
Speaker 1: They found it in sperm, they found it in our
Speaker 1: like ovaries. Yeah, okay, maybe maybe I'm graduating from a beret.
Speaker 2: Graduating from the beret to the fedora. No, that's when
Speaker 2: you turn into like anti vaccine. I believe the top
Speaker 2: pat is for the anti vaxes.
Speaker 1: Fuck, but it's freaking me out. It's got little by
Speaker 1: hat maybe yeah, yeah, look, it is freaking me out. Yuck.
Speaker 2: I don't want to know any of that, I know.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I had to share it with you. I
Speaker 1: did this still Lucy the other day. I was like,
Speaker 1: how to tell you all this line? She's like, what
Speaker 1: do you mean?
Speaker 2: Oh what?
Speaker 1: I couldn't just keep this to myself. It's really stressing
Speaker 1: me out. You need to be stressed too, and so
Speaker 1: do you.
Speaker 2: Gosh, I'm still stressed about the Buy Now documentary that
Speaker 2: made me want to stop purchasing from Amazon Prime. Except
Speaker 2: it's really handy that it turns up the next day.
Speaker 1: I know. And also that you can send gifts. That's
Speaker 1: my favorite thing about it all. Right, back to our
Speaker 1: newborn after this, like that was a massive detail.
Speaker 2: Conspiracy theory, the muta triangle, little segue, newborn complaint number five.
Speaker 2: We just finished on the poothing. Yeah, except when they
Speaker 2: are randomly constipated.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you've got to give them a little tummy massages
Speaker 4: and bicycle eggs and then when oh my god, you know,
Speaker 4: when you do basket legs and you pull the legs
Speaker 4: down then up, and they do a big and they go.
Speaker 4: That was my favorite thing to do with through the
Speaker 4: newborn has not shit for six fucking days, and they're
Speaker 4: screaming at you because they now need assistance with not
Speaker 4: only the passing of the gas, but passing off the poop.
Speaker 4: And the next thing you know, you're tickling the entrance
Speaker 4: of their noose with a coconut oil and a little
Speaker 4: Q tip and you're wondering how the hell you ended
Speaker 4: up here in.
Speaker 2: Life coaxing some shit out of the tiny little human
Speaker 2: that you made, who is incapable of doing anything.
Speaker 1: Can you take me back to the Q tip fumbing
Speaker 1: and noss with the I never did that.
Speaker 2: Well, did you ever have a constipated human?
Speaker 1: No, not enough for it for me to be trying
Speaker 1: things with cue tips. I guess because coconut oil. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because you can get those like bullet coffees right with
Speaker 1: the coconut oil, and and it makes you do poose.
Speaker 1: So I'm guessing that's the same time.
Speaker 2: I can't remember where it came from. Well, I can
Speaker 2: actually let me take you back about five years.
Speaker 1: Ye are you getting this? Am I passing my bereat you're.
Speaker 2: Passing a break. This is a do not try this
Speaker 2: at home, kids, I mean, do whatever you want. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the things that I did to try to get my
Speaker 2: kid to poop. So about five years ago, peak COVID
Speaker 2: me two of my friends, one of them had a newborn.
Speaker 2: We were in like you know when you could hang
Speaker 2: out with just a few people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, your bubble or whatever.
Speaker 2: So we all lived close together and we would just
Speaker 2: have these absolutely cooked nights where we would we would
Speaker 2: smash like two bottles of wine each a drunkness, and
Speaker 2: there was a newborn there as part of the party.
Speaker 2: But it was a very easy newborn, except at one
Speaker 2: point she was so constipated. I'm not going to name
Speaker 2: names because it would be throwing a couple of my
Speaker 2: friends under the bus with what we did. One night.
Speaker 2: So one night, the start of the evening, we really
Speaker 2: wanted the baby to poop so she'd be more comfortable,
Speaker 2: so we could really sink into the bottles. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: my friend is like my mum knew were midwife and
Speaker 2: said to like tickle the entrance of the anus with
Speaker 2: a bit of oil on the queue tip. So then
Speaker 2: we're all crowded around this poor baby with a Q
Speaker 2: tip covered. We just thought coconut ale would be the
Speaker 2: best because, like you know, I can see health. You know.
Speaker 2: We didn't want to hurt the baby, obviously, obviously, So
Speaker 2: we're tickling the entrance of the anus with the coconut
Speaker 2: oil to try to get things moving.
Speaker 1: And did it work.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to say if it did not, because
Speaker 2: I don't want anyone to try this at home, because
Speaker 2: you're not supposed to put c tips in any baby,
Speaker 2: in any orifice of well, you were't putting it in, No,
Speaker 2: we were tickling the entrance. Did I then do the
Speaker 2: same thing to my child?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yes, In fact, did I then buy things that probably
Speaker 2: aren't TGA approved from Amazon called the d Windy by
Speaker 2: the same brand that does the nose freed up?
Speaker 1: Oh and you literally stick If they're selling it must
Speaker 1: be legit.
Speaker 2: Well, listen, it hasn't been recalled. I have to tell
Speaker 2: you guys what it is because the fact that I
Speaker 2: would be crowding around my child. Paul Lenny, Lenny, if
Speaker 2: you're listening, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: That I thought it was all the good.
Speaker 2: The peak couldn't pooh as someone.
Speaker 1: Who historically has had issues pulling. It is a more
Speaker 1: serious thing than you can ever.
Speaker 2: And honestly, I just need to show you a photo
Speaker 2: of the I'm not going to say the name because
Speaker 2: I don't want to be like on the record recommending them.
Speaker 2: I just you need to describe.
Speaker 1: What not a recommendation.
Speaker 2: It's definitely not a recommendation.
Speaker 1: Oh my word, would you like to describe what you're
Speaker 1: looking at? I'm looking at a cartoon of a baby
Speaker 1: sitting on its bum and looking back at its butt,
Speaker 1: and then there's like a cloud, which I'm imagining is
Speaker 1: the wind coming out. And then this it's a kind
Speaker 1: of silic thing. It looks like something that I would
Speaker 1: use to maybe pump up a tire, maybe.
Speaker 2: Like a little okay, yeah great, but a tiny little
Speaker 2: silicon thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So the teat of the silicon thing, it goes.
Speaker 1: In to the aos I'm imagining.
Speaker 2: So yeah, and then you squeeze the rest of the
Speaker 2: silicony thing and it kind of like, I guess helps
Speaker 2: pull air out.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: But also there's nothing in the silicon thing. It's no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: No, it's completely empty. Listen. Obviously they're approved. Did I
Speaker 2: also do the q tippy thing and these little silicon
Speaker 2: edms eds.
Speaker 1: Well, no, it's not an animal because it's not doing anything.
Speaker 1: It's literally just an air pump, so it's like a
Speaker 1: reverse pump kind.
Speaker 2: Of thing, kind of Yeah.
Speaker 1: Wow, I don't think that would feel good.
Speaker 2: You don't think that would feel good if it had
Speaker 2: instant relief for you, if you could buy an adult version.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yours wind? Oh this was for poo.
Speaker 2: Well they market it for wind, but with wind comes pooh.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, because generally, because babies is so gassy, what's
Speaker 2: actually constipating them is potentially be gas bubbles.
Speaker 1: You're so right, you're so right. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Anyway, moving on newborn complaint number six. Yeah, hit me,
Speaker 2: why are they possessed?
Speaker 1: I don't I'm so scattered this one. I'm so scattered
Speaker 1: as one. I just don't think that I can have
Speaker 1: two good sleepers. I don't think it's fair.
Speaker 2: Did I say anything about sleeping?
Speaker 1: Oh? Possesseds? And what do you mean?
Speaker 2: You know they do like those weird jolt things in
Speaker 2: their sleep. Oh, like you look over, No, that's another point.
Speaker 2: And then you look over and they've randomly just got
Speaker 2: their legs in the air straight up.
Speaker 1: I forgot about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, then it's a
Speaker 1: weird shit.
Speaker 2: Who is possessing your body right now? Why you sound
Speaker 2: asleep with your legs completely piped in a pipe position
Speaker 2: in the air. It's like, okay a but like, yeah, possessed. Also,
Speaker 2: I guess the screaming for hours on end rude didn't
Speaker 2: do that though, did she? No?
Speaker 1: But I feel like you can't have two.
Speaker 2: If you can, my girlfriend down the road has three,
Speaker 2: you can. She got three angels. They still to this day,
Speaker 2: all of them seven till seven and then the oldest
Speaker 2: one gets out of bed and just plays with herself
Speaker 2: in her room because mummy's not ready to get up
Speaker 2: till seven thirty.
Speaker 1: That is so good. So yes, you might, yeah, but
Speaker 1: the thing is you can't bank on that, right, So
Speaker 1: I'm preparing for the worst, hoping for the best.
Speaker 2: So you're preparing for a Lenny, Yeah, hoping for even
Speaker 2: better than Rue.
Speaker 1: Because Rue wasn't well. She wasn't a walk in the park,
Speaker 1: But it was because she was hungry.
Speaker 2: She was a bit malnourished.
Speaker 1: She was a little bit because she wasn't well fed. No,
Speaker 1: the boobies weren't providing. But once I got done that formulas,
Speaker 1: it was great.
Speaker 2: Newborn complaint number seven, But where is your immune system? Please?
Speaker 1: I know, and with the fricking toddler in the house,
Speaker 1: I'm like not.
Speaker 2: The other day when I went to visit my friends
Speaker 2: with a newbornho todd that this cough sounded so creepy
Speaker 2: and it was all over the newborn, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: not only is the wrinkled alien born without an intact skull,
Speaker 2: the ability to wind themselves or kneecaps. You always forget
Speaker 2: that part.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the knee caps.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, they also have absolutely no immune system.
Speaker 2: We got landed with a dud. They are the dud species. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because in any other species they would simply sniff the
Speaker 2: useless young in horror and then race off like the
Speaker 2: world would quickly become extinct because imagine a goat. A
Speaker 2: goat would not have any of that. Oh you can't
Speaker 2: like fight off a cold, Oh you can't gas yourself? Well,
Speaker 2: see you later, see you later. I'm going you can't
Speaker 2: walk get out of here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so true.
Speaker 2: It's so annoying. They catch everything, and because they're so
Speaker 2: young and useless, everything makes them so bloody sick and
Speaker 2: you end up visiting Dr Matt at PWO on the rig.
Speaker 2: Shout out to.
Speaker 1: Dr Matt, Shout out to doctor Matt. Hopefully he's still around.
Speaker 1: We love him.
Speaker 2: You might have to visit him. Yeah, I hope you don't.
Speaker 2: I've got two newborns in my life at the moment.
Speaker 2: One has not had to go to hospital. One has think.
Speaker 1: About how much I had to take route to hospital,
Speaker 1: and a first year Well.
Speaker 2: Okay, maybe you got that all out of the system.
Speaker 2: You don't have to take the new baby.
Speaker 1: Oh god, I hope not. I mean, I have been
Speaker 1: quite sick this pregnancy with all the daycare jones that
Speaker 1: have come home, So I'm hoping that's like somewhat of
Speaker 1: like the ambody. Yeah, going to the baby. Yeah, it's right.
Speaker 2: I never to take Lynn to the hospital.
Speaker 1: I honestly don't know how.
Speaker 2: The one time I've ever taken him, they then sent
Speaker 2: us home after like half an hour because they were like,
Speaker 2: he's fine and he's going to get way sicker.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The waiting, well that.
Speaker 1: Was the thing. You'd be like, I really need to
Speaker 1: take them, but we're going to walk out with COVID probably.
Speaker 2: I think that you'll be actually way better this time
Speaker 2: because you'll be so much more relaxed and know what
Speaker 2: to do.
Speaker 1: But the times that I took her, it was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: she's got pneumonia, we have to put her on oxygen.
Speaker 1: It wasn't ever chill, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: It was not like, hey, yeah, well monitor, but she's
Speaker 2: gonna be fine.
Speaker 1: She had a seizure and I had to go on
Speaker 1: an ambulans like they were like.
Speaker 2: Five killers underweat. Yeah, it's fine, you'll be fine with it.
Speaker 1: All the things were really serious.
Speaker 2: I said it, and then I remembered that they were
Speaker 2: all really and they were not like ever just an
Speaker 2: hour that you had to spend there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it wasn't. It wasn't really bleak.
Speaker 2: But actually, to be fair, that wasn't really. Most of
Speaker 2: the things were not stuff she caught. Then that's true.
Speaker 1: That is true.
Speaker 2: Okay, so newborn complained number eight. Yeah, why do you
Speaker 2: need to eat every three hours? You are not a
Speaker 2: body build up and it suits absolutely no one. So
Speaker 2: just load up and go to sleep.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I fucking agree. I'm not looking forward
Speaker 1: to this three hour increments of sleeping.
Speaker 2: I used to think that it's not three hours of
Speaker 2: sleeping though. Key. This is where people fuck up when
Speaker 2: they're fresh. Remember how long they take to eat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because they're like suckle is so like they haven't
Speaker 1: developed it doesn't have any strength, and.
Speaker 2: So you want them to be slow because the faster
Speaker 2: they drink, the gassya they get. And remember they can't
Speaker 2: gas themselves, degas themselves. Yeah, so they sometimes take like
Speaker 2: an hour to eat something. Yeah, then it takes you
Speaker 2: like half an hour to birth them. Then you've got
Speaker 2: to change them, then you've got to settle them. Then
Speaker 2: you've got to fall asleep yourself, so you maybe get done,
Speaker 2: and you've got to start that three hour period from
Speaker 2: the start of that feed, so then you maybe get
Speaker 2: to sleep for an hour.
Speaker 1: Freaking me out, thobe freaking me out right now.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm just venting, but yeah, I realize you've
Speaker 2: got to do it in.
Speaker 1: My reality right now.
Speaker 2: Gee, it's better to be prepared. It is like riding
Speaker 2: a bike, though I feel I know.
Speaker 1: I think Also the other thing is is like because
Speaker 1: I don't think I ever properly established my supply because
Speaker 1: I wore just like, oh my god, her life is
Speaker 1: amazing you're doing great, blah blah blah, shut the door
Speaker 1: and left us alone.
Speaker 2: And I was like, but she's hungry.
Speaker 1: But she's hungry I think because it never like actually
Speaker 1: happened that what I was doing for breastfeeding was not accurate,
Speaker 1: like so she would just like drain the boobs and
Speaker 1: then I don't even think I really needed to burpa
Speaker 1: that much. It was like a little burp and then
Speaker 1: change the nappy back, so it was really quick. But
Speaker 1: my girlfriends would be like, I'm watching TV shows while
Speaker 1: I'm rest feeding. Oh yeah, yeah, I remember how you
Speaker 1: were like you never watched any TV, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I never had time too, because I was like sleeping.
Speaker 2: I would watch TV in the middle of the night,
Speaker 2: which everyone was always like, that's so bad for the
Speaker 2: baby and for you because then it wakes you up.
Speaker 2: But I'm like, I don't want to be sit alone
Speaker 2: in the dark.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and also you don't want to fall asleep when
Speaker 1: you're feeding because it's a little bit Oh that's never
Speaker 1: going to happen, but like that's the thing is like
Speaker 1: I don't think I ever did it properly, so then
Speaker 1: when you're telling me that, I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, fuck, some people are fast feeders, but even then
Speaker 2: it's still like a really really tedious process, and like,
Speaker 2: why why must you eat every three hours?
Speaker 1: Load up too much? It's honestly it's too much.
Speaker 2: And new born complaint number nine teeny tiny clothes and
Speaker 2: teeny tiny silly little limbs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm actually breaking the little twigs. I'm looking forward
Speaker 1: to a summer baby for that reason because it's like
Speaker 1: much less clothes.
Speaker 2: Peas messaging me like, but what do you dress them with?
Speaker 2: And I was like, honestly, do not buy anything in
Speaker 2: a quadriple, a four zero, whatever thing you newborn sizes are,
Speaker 2: because it's so unnecessary with the summer baby, Like, dressing
Speaker 2: them is horrifyingly scary. Sometimes people still make clothes with buttons.
Speaker 1: Why Yeah, cute but wildly silly. Yeah, it doesn't work.
Speaker 2: We need to collectively agree, I think, because newborn baby
Speaker 2: clothes shouldn't exist. They will simply be wrapped like a
Speaker 2: fish and chip package for the first few months, and
Speaker 2: then we can start bothering with cute clothes. Yeah a
Speaker 2: hundred pe they're already ugly. Your little hat and your
Speaker 2: silly outfit does not make it that much cuter. Just
Speaker 2: swaddle it the booties, just swaddle it up. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: get it if it's a winter baby. I don't know
Speaker 2: why we still are trying to dress our children in
Speaker 2: cute clothes like they are not cute.
Speaker 1: Stop trying to make cute apps, Stop.
Speaker 2: Trying to make cute happen. It is a small wrinkled
Speaker 2: daily in potato, dressed in silly, little overpriced clothes that
Speaker 2: will end up in landfill. Let's just wrap our children
Speaker 2: up like fish and chips.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I've literally got one kind of like summer shorts
Speaker 1: and top just to like have.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's yeah. And like one bag like sleepsack that
Speaker 2: I bought Lenny's Spenders.
Speaker 1: I was gonna be like, I bring up I know
Speaker 1: you're like, I've got his outfit to meet rue. And
Speaker 1: I was like, this is so funny. Why one day
Speaker 1: we're gonna giggle about this.
Speaker 2: One day we will giggle about this. And he screamed
Speaker 2: at me the entire time I was gettinghim dressed, and
Speaker 2: he shat over everything, like it's just you think, oh,
Speaker 2: it's like cheap. No it's not when they're gonna wear
Speaker 2: it once.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so true.
Speaker 2: And people do not buy people. Baby, clothes, like buy
Speaker 2: them something really handy, like a really simple cotton short
Speaker 2: like yeah yeah, or like a Bonds onesI or something,
Speaker 2: or just buy them. You know what we recently bought
Speaker 2: my sister in law who had a baby. We bought
Speaker 2: her like four packets and newborn nappies.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's so helpful, right, yeah. Actually, Maddie who
Speaker 1: was our producer, we used to work together when we
Speaker 1: worked in media together, and she for ru'se birth gave
Speaker 1: me this full on like hamper with everything you could
Speaker 1: need from the pharmacy. That's how I got that recommendation.
Speaker 1: I've given that recommendation that was from Maddie and it
Speaker 1: had like everything. And then she's like, and a doll
Speaker 1: because all baby girls need a doll.
Speaker 2: And I was like, you could do like a little
Speaker 2: baby bath with everything in there. That's so handy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the little snuggle you know.
Speaker 2: Helicopter Luke insist on getting one with like the temperature,
Speaker 2: like a proper temperature age.
Speaker 1: Actually, one of Charlie's friends was like, his wife is pregnant,
Speaker 1: and he was talking about the lists that have been
Speaker 1: shared with them of things that you need to get,
Speaker 1: and he was just like, go it's this list like
Speaker 1: seems a bit excessive, and they're like yeah, yeah, mate,
Speaker 1: like you buy a lot of stuff and you don't
Speaker 1: end up using And he's like, yeah, like do you
Speaker 1: really need a thermometer? And the boys are like, it's
Speaker 1: kind of the one thing that you do really need.
Speaker 2: I didn't use mine what until Lenny was like, but
Speaker 2: like for the.
Speaker 1: Bath for the room them, for them.
Speaker 2: There was one and inbuilt one in the bar.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so different but yeah, still say and.
Speaker 2: Then we had just like on the kubo Ai it
Speaker 2: says the temperature, so he used the moment if for
Speaker 2: him though for so long.
Speaker 1: Oh we had one that was like room bath and baby.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so good handy. Yeah, it's like, body, let's
Speaker 2: think of that any tro notes because that's actually genius.
Speaker 1: It's a little gun. Oh.
Speaker 2: I don't think they're very effective.
Speaker 1: They are really, yeah, because I always take a temp
Speaker 1: with the gun and then the one that's under the
Speaker 1: arm to make sure, and I take multiple the one
Speaker 1: in the ear. Yeah, and I've got one of those two.
Speaker 1: Actually why I got given like all these different versions
Speaker 1: of it, So I'm like, cool, I'm gonna use all
Speaker 1: of them to get an accurate freak.
Speaker 2: One of my gorfriends was like, why do I have
Speaker 2: ten nose freeders? And I was like, because it's a
Speaker 2: very handy gift. It is, it is, and they're ten
Speaker 2: dollars from Amazon. If it's great. If you don't know
Speaker 2: what to get someone with the babys freer, they'll get used.
Speaker 2: When he pulled the it out of the drawer the
Speaker 2: other day, that one was like, Mummy, do snot and
Speaker 2: I was like, ill, no, you're not that snutty, but
Speaker 2: I only do it like if it really needs to
Speaker 2: be done. Still, like, hey, you can sneeze and get
Speaker 2: it out.
Speaker 1: I never used because you have to do it with
Speaker 1: your mouth, right.
Speaker 2: I'm just so much better than the snotsucker. Oh, I
Speaker 2: like the snow doesn't get in there well enough my
Speaker 2: lung capacity. I'm just like, I just kind of stuff.
Speaker 2: I get out of it.
Speaker 1: I can't do it. It's not sucking.
Speaker 2: Sucks okay, sorry, it's ninety bucks. Silly, ninety dollars to spend,
Speaker 2: I would.
Speaker 1: Say, SnO, No, just the ones that you get from
Speaker 1: the like, oh.
Speaker 2: Those I never tried one of those.
Speaker 1: They're really good. It's like a little balloon with a
Speaker 1: little plastic. Yeah, and you put the saline solution in. Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, I've heard that those are really good. They're really
Speaker 2: about that. It was like a ninety dollars one, like
Speaker 2: an automatic auto one. Why just use your mouth?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Newborn complaints number ten. Why are you so noisy when
Speaker 2: you sleep? You are so small? It sounds like there's
Speaker 2: an elderly plug in the room.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not good, and that's why I think people
Speaker 1: want to get them out of the room so quickly,
Speaker 1: Like it's because it's impossible to sleep, and also you're
Speaker 1: on highlot, especially at first. I don't know if it's
Speaker 1: the same for a second, it's like any little noise, You're.
Speaker 2: Like, that's why people sleep with you're plugs in, because
Speaker 2: you're still going to hear the baby when it's hungry,
Speaker 2: but not going to hear that crying. You're going to
Speaker 2: hear the legs in the air. It's so noisy. Final complaint,
Speaker 2: Why is your scalp coming off? And why can't I
Speaker 2: pick it the cradle cap? I loved the cradle cut.
Speaker 2: I'm so annoyed that Lenny didn't get it worse because
Speaker 2: I loved picking it.
Speaker 1: In rude didn't get it too badly.
Speaker 2: But why is your scalp coming off?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't understand it.
Speaker 2: Well you should because you get sosiriasis, but you didn't
Speaker 2: even understand it.
Speaker 1: Bru's got a little bit of this, poor girl. And
Speaker 1: when the knitt thing happened at daycare, I was just like,
Speaker 1: because it was starting to get hot, and so she
Speaker 1: was scratching her head because she had a little crisis
Speaker 1: flair and I was just like, if I have to
Speaker 1: shave her heir, Yeah, it's gonna be a lot. Wait.
Speaker 1: I want to look up cradle cap and I'm like,
Speaker 1: why they have it?
Speaker 2: Why do you have to have so many things about gross?
Speaker 1: Oh it comes because they've got excessive oil by skin glands,
Speaker 1: so it causes scales.
Speaker 2: So satisfying to pick though, even though you're not supposed
Speaker 2: to do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not supposed to pick it, right, But some
Speaker 1: kids have it really old, like three four. We'll still
Speaker 1: have it quite badly. It's making me feel grossed.
Speaker 2: All right, let me tell you some good things so
Speaker 2: you're not completely off the wrinkly, useless alien that you've
Speaker 2: made and that you're about to birth.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: Firstly, the noises when they eat.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they're really sweet.
Speaker 2: And then they do the little gulps and Lenny would
Speaker 2: always put his little hand on.
Speaker 1: My arm like yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 2: Yes, and the way they look at you while they're
Speaker 2: eating and they're just like, it's really sweet and their
Speaker 2: little gulping noises.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm actually really looking forward to feeding this time around. Well,
Speaker 1: not that I wasn't before, but it's just like to
Speaker 1: be like nice like that kind of like bonding and
Speaker 1: just them being really sweet.
Speaker 2: The fish when they're hungry and they start doing it
Speaker 2: to like everyone like your elbow, your shoulder, yeah, your neck,
Speaker 2: anyone that's holding them.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. I was holding them every the other end
Speaker 1: and they did it, and I was like, oh, I think.
Speaker 2: You might want to feed up you get but they
Speaker 2: do it?
Speaker 1: Do you do?
Speaker 2: And then but then you're like, whoa, well, there's nothing
Speaker 2: in there for you. You're like a little bit of colastum.
Speaker 2: Don't send me into labor please.
Speaker 1: It's so true. Anyone need a wet nose.
Speaker 2: The little scrunch that they do when you pick them
Speaker 2: up out of a.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, I forgot about the scrunch.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, their whole little face scrunches as well.
Speaker 1: That is really cute. Wait are these going to freaking
Speaker 1: make me cry? Right now? They better not put it together?
Speaker 2: Can put together their silly little face in cheeks. Don't
Speaker 2: like the little cheeks and you just want to put
Speaker 2: their whole cheek well, and it's not covered in acne
Speaker 2: in your mouth? And you did you ever do that?
Speaker 2: Or is that a weird me thing?
Speaker 1: Nothing, it's a you thing. But I can see how
Speaker 1: you did it.
Speaker 2: Just nibbling on every single little part of them. And
Speaker 2: then finally it's so cliche, but the.
Speaker 1: Smell, oh yeah, the smell.
Speaker 2: Give me that smell. And whenever I'm like, I'm aware
Speaker 2: that I'm sniffing your breast milk, I don't care. It's
Speaker 2: so good. Yeah, it's a drug, it's so good.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I feel like when I meet my new friend's babies,
Speaker 1: it's just like that I've sniffed them a little bit
Speaker 1: too long.
Speaker 2: I don't. I think that that's just very normal. I
Speaker 2: still like to find little sweaty parts on Lenny and
Speaker 2: sniff them like I don't know, they've just they've got
Speaker 2: such little kids as well, Like I don't know, he's
Speaker 2: not at a stinky stage sweat kind of like.
Speaker 1: Yes, I like, I really like the smell of rue.
Speaker 1: Like they don't sweat yet.
Speaker 2: Well they do, but like it's like cute smelly sweat.
Speaker 1: Can't relate.
Speaker 2: Oh my same, So I like find a little and
Speaker 2: then I just bury my nose in that one little
Speaker 2: spot and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, oh my gosh, I love it.
Speaker 2: I would never do it to anyone else.
Speaker 1: Yuck.
Speaker 2: Even anyone else is kid after it's not a baby.
Speaker 1: Look, I do like the smell of Charlie when he's
Speaker 1: like a little bit muscle. You're fucked.
Speaker 2: Sorry, you're actually there's something rotten. Nah, nah, I'm off
Speaker 2: it all right. Recommendations. I've mentioned this many a time.
Speaker 2: How are your noise canceling headphones going?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you look at you glad that you've.
Speaker 1: Got them for the newborn? Yeah, I am actually glad.
Speaker 1: It'll be good just to have them, and I think
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need it this son.
Speaker 2: Just like noise canceling headphones so you can gaze at
Speaker 2: your baby while they're feeding and listen to a book. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because like it's cute, but you don't it's a lot
Speaker 2: of time of the day that you're feeding, so you
Speaker 2: want to listen to something. Yeah, the noise canceling part,
Speaker 2: even just to turn that on when the baby's screaming,
Speaker 2: just to like lessen it a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's gonna be good, because I think I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be really highly strung, probably.
Speaker 2: With the toddler as well.
Speaker 1: That's pushing you by Yeah, and at first, like just
Speaker 1: that like screaming that you're not quite used to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the newborn. Yeahs insides hurt a little bit, you're
Speaker 2: just like WHOA. Thank you so much for joining us today.
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Speaker 1: This episode was produced by us Key and Kel, with
Speaker 1: audio production by our wonderful producer Madeline Joanno.
Speaker 2: Bye bye