1 00:00:11,464 --> 00:00:16,064 Speaker 1: You're listening to a Muma Mia podcast. Mamma Mia acknowledges 2 00:00:16,144 --> 00:00:19,624 Speaker 1: the traditional owners of land and borders that this podcast 3 00:00:19,744 --> 00:00:21,744 Speaker 1: is recorded on High Spillers. 4 00:00:21,784 --> 00:00:24,384 Speaker 2: It's m Vernon and Laura Brodneck here. 5 00:00:24,824 --> 00:00:27,464 Speaker 1: As part of Mamma MIA's Hot Pod Summer. You'll get 6 00:00:27,464 --> 00:00:30,744 Speaker 1: fresh content from us twice a week over the summer break, 7 00:00:30,984 --> 00:00:34,304 Speaker 1: as well as some of our favorite episodes from other podcasts. 8 00:00:34,784 --> 00:00:38,624 Speaker 2: You're about to hear from Mamma Mia celebrity comedy podcast Canceled, 9 00:00:38,664 --> 00:00:41,504 Speaker 2: where the hosts Claire and Jesse Stevens they look at 10 00:00:41,504 --> 00:00:45,784 Speaker 2: bizarre celebrity cancelations and assigned charges and sentences to them. 11 00:00:45,824 --> 00:00:48,384 Speaker 2: It's a lot of fun. Also, if you listen in public, 12 00:00:48,424 --> 00:00:50,544 Speaker 2: you will be laughing out loud and we'll probably get 13 00:00:50,584 --> 00:00:53,184 Speaker 2: super embarrassed, so don't say I didn't warn you. In 14 00:00:53,264 --> 00:00:56,504 Speaker 2: this episode, Jacob Elordie is the one in the Canceled courtroom. 15 00:00:56,584 --> 00:00:58,944 Speaker 2: You might know him as the star of the Kissing 16 00:00:58,984 --> 00:01:02,744 Speaker 2: Booth both one, two and three, as well as Euphoria 17 00:01:02,824 --> 00:01:05,824 Speaker 2: and Saltburn, or as that really tall guy who loves 18 00:01:05,824 --> 00:01:07,704 Speaker 2: carrying books in his pockets in airports. 19 00:01:08,184 --> 00:01:20,624 Speaker 1: Enjoy Hello, and welcome to cancel the podcast that looks 20 00:01:20,624 --> 00:01:24,184 Speaker 1: at silly celebrity crimes and as science charges and sentences 21 00:01:24,184 --> 00:01:26,704 Speaker 1: to them so we can all move on with our lives. 22 00:01:27,224 --> 00:01:30,544 Speaker 1: I'm Jesse Stevens, and before I throw to you, Claire, 23 00:01:31,024 --> 00:01:33,704 Speaker 1: as we say, we do put celebrities on trial. One 24 00:01:33,744 --> 00:01:36,224 Speaker 1: such celebrity was near your house the other day. Yeah, 25 00:01:36,264 --> 00:01:39,104 Speaker 1: and you said that a mum was walking up and 26 00:01:39,144 --> 00:01:42,264 Speaker 1: down the street. She came back and mum said, oh, 27 00:01:42,264 --> 00:01:44,384 Speaker 1: I've seen a celebrity. Tell me what mum saw and 28 00:01:44,424 --> 00:01:47,064 Speaker 1: how she was taken by the celebrity present. So I 29 00:01:47,104 --> 00:01:49,744 Speaker 1: was getting my nails done and I saw a picture 30 00:01:49,824 --> 00:01:54,464 Speaker 1: that Courtney cut Ash in the og lazy girl. Courtney 31 00:01:54,504 --> 00:01:56,584 Speaker 1: cut Ash with her children, and you like her children. 32 00:01:56,744 --> 00:01:58,784 Speaker 1: I do really like a children, though all of them 33 00:01:58,784 --> 00:02:05,464 Speaker 1: are She was in Bondy an afternoon ice c. Yeah, no, 34 00:02:05,544 --> 00:02:08,104 Speaker 1: I don't like sugar. And I saw that and I 35 00:02:08,144 --> 00:02:10,504 Speaker 1: went on, how funny is that that Courtney cut She 36 00:02:10,704 --> 00:02:13,064 Speaker 1: is on that street and so is my mum right now. 37 00:02:13,744 --> 00:02:17,264 Speaker 1: So then mum comes and she's got the pram and 38 00:02:17,344 --> 00:02:19,384 Speaker 1: she's like I saw because I saw this story, and 39 00:02:19,424 --> 00:02:22,224 Speaker 1: I went, Courtney will look into the pram and she'll 40 00:02:22,224 --> 00:02:24,544 Speaker 1: go what a beautiful bat and she'll fuss over Matilda 41 00:02:24,664 --> 00:02:26,664 Speaker 1: and then we're gonna say, Matilda, you won't believe it. 42 00:02:26,704 --> 00:02:29,464 Speaker 1: The original lazy girl. Yeah, stopped and thought you were beautiful. Yeah, 43 00:02:29,504 --> 00:02:32,584 Speaker 1: you had a connection. And so Mum came and met 44 00:02:32,624 --> 00:02:35,544 Speaker 1: me and she said, I saw a celebrity. And I thought, 45 00:02:35,904 --> 00:02:38,104 Speaker 1: she's seen Courtney Kardashian and she's not gonna know who 46 00:02:38,144 --> 00:02:40,544 Speaker 1: it is, but she's going to have noticed people taking photos. No, 47 00:02:40,624 --> 00:02:43,544 Speaker 1: I wasn't Courtney Kardashian. Who are it? Barry Dubois from 48 00:02:43,584 --> 00:02:46,944 Speaker 1: the living room she saw it, said he's looking great, 49 00:02:46,944 --> 00:02:49,624 Speaker 1: as fit as I can possibly be in physically, mentally 50 00:02:49,824 --> 00:02:52,824 Speaker 1: and in every way. There is there's something just so 51 00:02:52,944 --> 00:02:56,504 Speaker 1: Australian about Mum being like Courtney, Barry Courtney, Who I 52 00:02:56,624 --> 00:02:59,144 Speaker 1: saw Barry. He's on the living room, Mum. The living 53 00:02:59,184 --> 00:03:01,344 Speaker 1: room is not anymore. But I'm so glad that you 54 00:03:01,424 --> 00:03:04,864 Speaker 1: saw Barry. I really like that story. You are clear, Stevens. 55 00:03:04,984 --> 00:03:07,504 Speaker 1: I am clear Stevens and Claire. You have a lazy 56 00:03:07,584 --> 00:03:09,424 Speaker 1: girl story for us today? Yeah, I have a bit 57 00:03:09,464 --> 00:03:12,144 Speaker 1: of a personal one. I think you were too lazy 58 00:03:12,224 --> 00:03:14,304 Speaker 1: to go to the inbox. Yeah, No, I was our 59 00:03:14,424 --> 00:03:18,144 Speaker 1: episode last week was about birth, and you have, I believe, 60 00:03:18,344 --> 00:03:21,624 Speaker 1: shared one times lazy girl story about your baby. Oh yeah, yeah, 61 00:03:21,664 --> 00:03:24,024 Speaker 1: so I've just got one time lazy girl story about 62 00:03:24,064 --> 00:03:26,264 Speaker 1: my baby. It's unsurprising that I've given birth to a 63 00:03:26,344 --> 00:03:29,664 Speaker 1: laser girl. But so we have had issues from the 64 00:03:29,744 --> 00:03:32,304 Speaker 1: beginning with feeding. All right, a lot of people have 65 00:03:32,424 --> 00:03:35,184 Speaker 1: issues with feeding. She's a drunky girl. That's not the issue. 66 00:03:35,664 --> 00:03:39,384 Speaker 1: She struggles to latch to the breast. Yeah, okay, do 67 00:03:39,544 --> 00:03:42,544 Speaker 1: the best. And so we went to a specialist the 68 00:03:42,624 --> 00:03:45,104 Speaker 1: other day and I went in. I said, hello, broken baby. 69 00:03:45,264 --> 00:03:47,504 Speaker 1: She's getting plenty of mealk, I'm pumping, I'm doing all 70 00:03:47,544 --> 00:03:49,864 Speaker 1: the things. But you know, a thing is she's latching. 71 00:03:50,424 --> 00:03:53,504 Speaker 1: I said, maybe she's got a tongue tie or something 72 00:03:55,144 --> 00:03:58,464 Speaker 1: on TikTok. Yes, that there may be something with her mouth. 73 00:03:58,584 --> 00:04:01,864 Speaker 1: There may be something with my breast, something that isn't working. 74 00:04:02,424 --> 00:04:06,264 Speaker 1: Lactasian consultant takes her time, looks at everything, real thorough 75 00:04:06,344 --> 00:04:10,304 Speaker 1: physical examination. She goes, you've got a chalky baby. Well done, 76 00:04:10,624 --> 00:04:14,224 Speaker 1: thank you very much, and then she says, okay, this 77 00:04:14,424 --> 00:04:17,624 Speaker 1: is my professional opinion. Baby's fine. Baby's mouth is fine. 78 00:04:17,704 --> 00:04:20,384 Speaker 1: Your booby's fine. Oh, she's too lazy, lazy, she's a 79 00:04:20,464 --> 00:04:24,144 Speaker 1: lazy girl. She did. On today's episode, we're talking about 80 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:29,064 Speaker 1: one Jacob A Lordie. Cool actor Jacob A Lordie plummets 81 00:04:29,264 --> 00:04:33,584 Speaker 1: his death from Hollywood sign. Maggot, you're you know, you're 82 00:04:33,624 --> 00:04:34,704 Speaker 1: absolutely maggot. 83 00:04:34,784 --> 00:04:39,064 Speaker 3: You're just off your face, drunk, falling on the floor, maggot. 84 00:04:39,304 --> 00:04:42,784 Speaker 1: Jacob was born in Brisbane, Australia, and we should state 85 00:04:43,264 --> 00:04:45,624 Speaker 1: for the record before we get into it. We've said 86 00:04:45,664 --> 00:04:48,024 Speaker 1: it once, we'll say it again. We like people from Brisbane. Okay, 87 00:04:48,144 --> 00:04:50,864 Speaker 1: not only do we like people from Brisbane blanket statement. 88 00:04:50,944 --> 00:04:54,704 Speaker 1: People from Brisbane are hot. Name me an unattractive person 89 00:04:54,744 --> 00:04:58,824 Speaker 1: from Brisbane. Okay, Yes, And I'll also say I've never 90 00:04:58,904 --> 00:05:01,584 Speaker 1: met someone from Brisbane I don't like. Yeah, they often 91 00:05:01,744 --> 00:05:04,704 Speaker 1: like them. And I'll get talking to someone and I'll go, yeah, yeah, 92 00:05:04,704 --> 00:05:06,344 Speaker 1: where are you. I knew it, Yeah, I knew it 93 00:05:06,424 --> 00:05:09,344 Speaker 1: was Brisbane. Why is it hot and cool? They're hot 94 00:05:09,384 --> 00:05:12,784 Speaker 1: and cool and they don't have the Sydney Melbourne complex 95 00:05:13,064 --> 00:05:15,824 Speaker 1: like they're a little bit of an underdog. I like 96 00:05:15,904 --> 00:05:18,584 Speaker 1: people from Brisbane, so this fact didn't necessarily surprise me. 97 00:05:19,304 --> 00:05:23,544 Speaker 1: Jacob was born in nineteen ninety seven, which makes him four. 98 00:05:24,584 --> 00:05:27,424 Speaker 1: He broke his back playing rugby in high school, so 99 00:05:27,584 --> 00:05:29,864 Speaker 1: he turned his focus to acting because he's tall and 100 00:05:29,984 --> 00:05:32,464 Speaker 1: he's big, so he'd be good at sport. He's nearly 101 00:05:32,504 --> 00:05:36,224 Speaker 1: two meters tall. He's so so tall. At nineteen, he 102 00:05:36,384 --> 00:05:39,424 Speaker 1: moved to La to pursue acting and landed a role 103 00:05:39,664 --> 00:05:42,824 Speaker 1: in a film called The Kissing Booth on Netflix. We'll 104 00:05:42,864 --> 00:05:45,424 Speaker 1: get to that, are we real? Anyway, He's in La 105 00:05:46,064 --> 00:05:48,144 Speaker 1: apparently sometimes sleeping in his car with not a lot 106 00:05:48,184 --> 00:05:50,144 Speaker 1: of money left. This sounds unlikely. He went to private school, 107 00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:53,704 Speaker 1: and he decided he would do one last audition before 108 00:05:53,784 --> 00:05:58,984 Speaker 1: moving home. He auditioned for a little program called Euphoria, 109 00:05:59,344 --> 00:06:01,624 Speaker 1: which is one of the most watched HBO shows in 110 00:06:01,624 --> 00:06:04,704 Speaker 1: all of history and also has attracted a number of 111 00:06:04,784 --> 00:06:09,264 Speaker 1: Emmy nominations. Most recently, he was in Saltburn as Hot 112 00:06:09,344 --> 00:06:12,744 Speaker 1: Felix Do You Share It? And this year he will 113 00:06:12,784 --> 00:06:16,464 Speaker 1: also be in Priscilla playing Elvis. But he will always 114 00:06:16,504 --> 00:06:19,664 Speaker 1: be our Jacob. Yeah. My structure for today is as follows, 115 00:06:20,544 --> 00:06:23,544 Speaker 1: The Kissing Booth Movie, The Kissing Booth Movie two, and 116 00:06:23,704 --> 00:06:28,184 Speaker 1: The Kissing Booth Movie three movie the Time. He then 117 00:06:28,304 --> 00:06:33,504 Speaker 1: slammed his Kissing Booth movies. Yeah, his girlfriends, including the 118 00:06:33,544 --> 00:06:35,544 Speaker 1: one who cheated to try and get into UNI. 119 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:37,184 Speaker 2: No one remember that? 120 00:06:38,664 --> 00:06:40,744 Speaker 1: Do you remember her? Does her name? Ring a bell? 121 00:06:41,504 --> 00:06:44,304 Speaker 1: An appearance on SNL? Have you seen any of this? Ah? 122 00:06:44,824 --> 00:06:47,904 Speaker 1: You know, I've seen bits and pieces. I haven't analyzed it, Okay, 123 00:06:48,024 --> 00:06:52,824 Speaker 1: full and finally, and most importantly, that incident at the 124 00:06:52,904 --> 00:06:57,104 Speaker 1: Chloe the Kissing Booth. We've been bestie since the day 125 00:06:57,264 --> 00:07:00,064 Speaker 1: we were born. How have we stayed so close? We 126 00:07:00,224 --> 00:07:03,264 Speaker 1: have a set of rules like rule number two never 127 00:07:03,464 --> 00:07:06,384 Speaker 1: tell anyone else our secrets or rule number nine. 128 00:07:06,664 --> 00:07:10,304 Speaker 4: These older brother Flynn, He's stupid, hard, but totally off limit. 129 00:07:10,424 --> 00:07:12,424 Speaker 1: What did you get the bush? I have not watched 130 00:07:12,464 --> 00:07:15,824 Speaker 1: this because I am not twelve Claire. I have obviously 131 00:07:15,944 --> 00:07:18,504 Speaker 1: watched it. I think that these are the films I 132 00:07:18,664 --> 00:07:21,944 Speaker 1: love the most. Okay, can you just I'll get just 133 00:07:22,024 --> 00:07:25,424 Speaker 1: in top line? Yeah, fifteen percent on Rotten Tomatoes seems fair. 134 00:07:25,624 --> 00:07:28,344 Speaker 1: I watched the trailer and here's what I have to 135 00:07:28,344 --> 00:07:32,264 Speaker 1: say about it. Is it the Shawshank Redemption? No, but 136 00:07:33,344 --> 00:07:35,424 Speaker 1: jacober Laudie is being hot and I would watch it 137 00:07:35,864 --> 00:07:38,224 Speaker 1: on a sad Saturday. I would I think the premise 138 00:07:38,424 --> 00:07:43,664 Speaker 1: is interesting, creative, compelling, full of tension. I quite like 139 00:07:43,904 --> 00:07:46,184 Speaker 1: the idea of a hot older brother you're not allowed 140 00:07:46,224 --> 00:07:49,584 Speaker 1: to kiss. I don't totally understand the kissing booth thing. 141 00:07:50,184 --> 00:07:52,984 Speaker 1: It feels a bit sex worky, but in a high 142 00:07:53,064 --> 00:07:59,184 Speaker 1: school context. But that's fine. Okay, the kissing booth discussed, Well, firstly, 143 00:07:59,744 --> 00:08:02,584 Speaker 1: I did kind of look up what the general sense 144 00:08:02,584 --> 00:08:04,504 Speaker 1: spots and here's a bit of a line about it. 145 00:08:04,584 --> 00:08:06,944 Speaker 1: The film was largely panned by critics who deemed its 146 00:08:06,984 --> 00:08:10,104 Speaker 1: storyline and themes to be cliched. That kind of sums 147 00:08:10,144 --> 00:08:14,384 Speaker 1: it up, Okay. Basically, so it's Jacobal Lordie as Noah 148 00:08:14,704 --> 00:08:18,424 Speaker 1: and his little brother Lee is best friends with El 149 00:08:18,664 --> 00:08:22,424 Speaker 1: and Elle is played by Joey King. The hard thing 150 00:08:22,504 --> 00:08:25,384 Speaker 1: about watching this film more recently as I did, is 151 00:08:25,464 --> 00:08:30,344 Speaker 1: that I see Joey King as Gypsy Rose. Okay, because Gypsy. 152 00:08:30,424 --> 00:08:32,264 Speaker 1: I went on Joey King what she been in, and 153 00:08:32,344 --> 00:08:34,384 Speaker 1: then I realized she was Gypsy Rose. She is Gypsy 154 00:08:34,464 --> 00:08:39,064 Speaker 1: Road Blanchard in the very popular series but the act 155 00:08:39,224 --> 00:08:41,664 Speaker 1: I didn't watch that, but I do know she was Gypsy. Yeah, 156 00:08:41,744 --> 00:08:45,544 Speaker 1: and so her mum had munch houses. Yeah, yeah, is 157 00:08:45,704 --> 00:08:47,824 Speaker 1: sick but not really Yeah and so, and she's got 158 00:08:47,864 --> 00:08:50,944 Speaker 1: the voice that's like my mum already is my best friend. 159 00:08:52,024 --> 00:08:55,104 Speaker 1: But the funny thing is a few years ago she 160 00:08:55,304 --> 00:08:58,984 Speaker 1: had gave me this little glass house and she said, 161 00:08:59,544 --> 00:09:04,264 Speaker 1: one day this will be yours. So watching the kissing both, 162 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:07,624 Speaker 1: I was like, Gypsy, are you you out at school? 163 00:09:07,664 --> 00:09:10,544 Speaker 1: Shouldn't be kissing anyone? You could be condageous, not ell 164 00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:15,264 Speaker 1: you're not well, except that you're fine. So Jacob plays Noah. 165 00:09:15,824 --> 00:09:17,944 Speaker 1: The very interesting thing here is that I went into 166 00:09:17,984 --> 00:09:21,104 Speaker 1: it thinking, is he a sexy boy? Given that this 167 00:09:21,504 --> 00:09:24,584 Speaker 1: was an earlier role. Has he developed into sexual boy? 168 00:09:24,664 --> 00:09:26,224 Speaker 1: Has he always been young? I think it was like 169 00:09:26,304 --> 00:09:29,504 Speaker 1: nineteen or something. He is so sexy. It's a sexy 170 00:09:29,704 --> 00:09:36,704 Speaker 1: boy boy. He is so hot. It's absurd. It's a 171 00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:40,584 Speaker 1: terrible film. The dialogue is so creamed. Everything about it. 172 00:09:40,744 --> 00:09:42,824 Speaker 1: So why is there a kissing booth? Some kind of 173 00:09:42,904 --> 00:09:47,024 Speaker 1: fundraiser for the school? And Joey King's character Elle and 174 00:09:47,544 --> 00:09:51,464 Speaker 1: her best friend Lee, they dance together in a social way, 175 00:09:51,624 --> 00:09:55,264 Speaker 1: but somehow they're dancing hobby means they have to do 176 00:09:55,384 --> 00:09:57,504 Speaker 1: a fundraiser, and they come up with the idea of 177 00:09:57,584 --> 00:10:01,104 Speaker 1: doing a kissing booth and is Jacob Elodie the kissing well. 178 00:10:01,384 --> 00:10:04,784 Speaker 1: She tries to get Jacob Elordie to be in the 179 00:10:04,864 --> 00:10:07,104 Speaker 1: kissing booth and he's like no, no, no no. And 180 00:10:07,264 --> 00:10:10,664 Speaker 1: then she is in the kissing booth and the person 181 00:10:12,064 --> 00:10:16,224 Speaker 1: is blindfolded. No, that's her, unclear, and he kisses her 182 00:10:16,264 --> 00:10:17,624 Speaker 1: and she doesn't know who it is there. It's like 183 00:10:17,624 --> 00:10:21,704 Speaker 1: a glory hole. It's like a glory hole but exactly. 184 00:10:21,944 --> 00:10:23,824 Speaker 1: And he kisses her and she's like, oh my god. 185 00:10:23,984 --> 00:10:26,904 Speaker 1: And then she looks and it's Jacob. I just can't believe. 186 00:10:26,944 --> 00:10:30,624 Speaker 1: It's got three movies worth of content. Yeah. Yeah, so 187 00:10:30,944 --> 00:10:34,624 Speaker 1: he didn't watch two or three. Okay, I wouldn't recommend 188 00:10:34,704 --> 00:10:37,904 Speaker 1: anybody do that. But so basically the problem is that 189 00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:41,424 Speaker 1: her and her best friend Lee have nine friendship rules, 190 00:10:41,504 --> 00:10:43,464 Speaker 1: and one of the friendship rules is you can't hook 191 00:10:43,544 --> 00:10:45,944 Speaker 1: up with my brother. And she hooks up with him 192 00:10:45,944 --> 00:10:47,064 Speaker 1: and she falls in love with him. They have a 193 00:10:47,144 --> 00:10:49,624 Speaker 1: lot of sex, which I'm like, cool, I thought this 194 00:10:49,744 --> 00:10:52,024 Speaker 1: was a PG type movie. Yeah, me too. No, it's 195 00:10:52,064 --> 00:10:54,264 Speaker 1: sexier than that because I guess they got Jacob a 196 00:10:54,304 --> 00:10:56,704 Speaker 1: lordie and they're like, we can't just be kissing here 197 00:10:57,104 --> 00:11:01,824 Speaker 1: the man. Let's let's make this a bit pawny, because 198 00:11:01,984 --> 00:11:05,064 Speaker 1: no one is hornier than a thirteen year old girl. Four. 199 00:11:05,824 --> 00:11:10,264 Speaker 1: Jacob Laudy now notes I had he's topless so much. 200 00:11:10,344 --> 00:11:13,704 Speaker 1: Why is he sexism hot? He's quite sexist in the film, 201 00:11:13,744 --> 00:11:17,824 Speaker 1: but gives me a little bit of something something. He's 202 00:11:17,864 --> 00:11:21,504 Speaker 1: got a side fringe. I'm actually not into that because 203 00:11:21,504 --> 00:11:25,024 Speaker 1: it's quite jelled. Yeah, it's not, it's not, but the 204 00:11:25,104 --> 00:11:27,824 Speaker 1: fact that he can be hot despite the side fringe 205 00:11:28,904 --> 00:11:32,624 Speaker 1: speaks volumes. I've got the acting is appalling. It's an 206 00:11:32,664 --> 00:11:37,304 Speaker 1: objectively embarrassing movie. Then I've got he's so hot. Oh, 207 00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:40,144 Speaker 1: it's so lame. So it's like a guy goes after 208 00:11:40,464 --> 00:11:43,464 Speaker 1: l and then he's like, she said no, she said no, 209 00:11:43,784 --> 00:11:48,664 Speaker 1: she said no Warren and punches him. It's just that 210 00:11:50,184 --> 00:11:55,824 Speaker 1: I cannot explain my little brother everyone. Yeah. Now, the 211 00:11:55,904 --> 00:11:58,584 Speaker 1: interesting thing is something that doesn't make sense about the 212 00:11:58,664 --> 00:12:01,504 Speaker 1: film is that Noah, all he does is get into fights. 213 00:12:01,544 --> 00:12:04,104 Speaker 1: Doesn't seem particularly academic. But the big tension is that 214 00:12:04,184 --> 00:12:07,024 Speaker 1: he did get into Harvard, so he'll be moving away. Wow. 215 00:12:08,704 --> 00:12:11,024 Speaker 1: Him getting into a college, I think is the theme 216 00:12:11,104 --> 00:12:14,344 Speaker 1: that might emerge later in this episode interesting, But then 217 00:12:14,424 --> 00:12:17,344 Speaker 1: in the second and third movies are still just like 218 00:12:17,864 --> 00:12:20,984 Speaker 1: tension between like well they won't they and it's like, well, 219 00:12:20,984 --> 00:12:23,064 Speaker 1: it's not going to stay three films. They will because 220 00:12:23,064 --> 00:12:25,104 Speaker 1: he's look at his face, Yeah, this isn't Lord of 221 00:12:25,104 --> 00:12:28,224 Speaker 1: the Rings. Moving on to the time Jacob Alordi was 222 00:12:28,344 --> 00:12:31,304 Speaker 1: mean about the kissing Booth. We've said this before about 223 00:12:31,344 --> 00:12:34,984 Speaker 1: Robert Pattinson when he slagged off Twilight. Was Twilight weird 224 00:12:35,024 --> 00:12:38,864 Speaker 1: and cringe and problematic. Absolutely, we have made episodes of 225 00:12:39,024 --> 00:12:42,224 Speaker 1: this show on that subject. Is Robert allowed to say 226 00:12:42,264 --> 00:12:45,784 Speaker 1: that no, you were in it? Only we may say 227 00:12:45,824 --> 00:12:49,024 Speaker 1: that yes, Which brings me to Jacob. In twenty twenty three, 228 00:12:49,344 --> 00:12:51,784 Speaker 1: he does an interview with GQ, and Jacob said that 229 00:12:51,904 --> 00:12:55,064 Speaker 1: the movies were ridiculous and basically he did them to 230 00:12:55,144 --> 00:12:56,824 Speaker 1: do whatever the fuck he had to do to become 231 00:12:56,824 --> 00:12:59,704 Speaker 1: an actor in the US. He said, I didn't want 232 00:12:59,744 --> 00:13:02,704 Speaker 1: to make the movies before I made those movies. Those 233 00:13:02,784 --> 00:13:06,384 Speaker 1: movies are ridiculous. They're not universal. There in escape, I'm 234 00:13:06,424 --> 00:13:08,984 Speaker 1: a purist and love the movie theater. So I had 235 00:13:09,064 --> 00:13:11,464 Speaker 1: this weird moral battle of what am I aiding and 236 00:13:11,504 --> 00:13:14,304 Speaker 1: a betting? Am I the face of this robotic, terrifying 237 00:13:14,344 --> 00:13:16,584 Speaker 1: new age. Am I murdering this thing that I love? 238 00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:21,504 Speaker 1: He shared all of this, and it's like you're nineteen, sure, yeah, chill, 239 00:13:21,624 --> 00:13:24,904 Speaker 1: you're on your way up. We all do some terrible works. Yeah, 240 00:13:24,984 --> 00:13:27,584 Speaker 1: and you feel shame about the kissing booth. We feel 241 00:13:27,624 --> 00:13:30,624 Speaker 1: shame about the kissing booth. Doesn't preclude us from enjoying it. No, 242 00:13:31,024 --> 00:13:34,984 Speaker 1: they can be joy found. Okay, a couple of things. One, 243 00:13:35,664 --> 00:13:38,664 Speaker 1: he is excellent in the kissing. Yeah, he can act. 244 00:13:38,784 --> 00:13:42,544 Speaker 1: Be proud the man can act. He's not a bad actor. 245 00:13:42,624 --> 00:13:46,224 Speaker 1: He committed. He committed, and I think that's impressive to 246 00:13:46,264 --> 00:13:50,224 Speaker 1: commit to art in that context. Yeah. Now, secondly, I 247 00:13:50,464 --> 00:13:54,384 Speaker 1: don't like that when bad art is made, it appears 248 00:13:54,464 --> 00:13:57,504 Speaker 1: that men are able to be like self deprecating about 249 00:13:57,504 --> 00:14:01,824 Speaker 1: it and women aren't. Yeah, like Kristen what's her name, 250 00:14:01,944 --> 00:14:05,464 Speaker 1: Christen Stewart, she had to come out and make fun 251 00:14:05,504 --> 00:14:07,704 Speaker 1: of Twilight. Well, I guess I think about Robert Pattinson 252 00:14:07,904 --> 00:14:10,144 Speaker 1: is though, it's like he never went on to do Saltburn. 253 00:14:10,544 --> 00:14:12,744 Speaker 1: So that's what was annoying Twilight. And it's like, no, 254 00:14:12,864 --> 00:14:15,344 Speaker 1: go on, name another thing, Yeah that you do you 255 00:14:15,544 --> 00:14:17,944 Speaker 1: are then? Yeah, and he's like Twilight wasn't art and 256 00:14:17,984 --> 00:14:21,224 Speaker 1: it's like, do oh your music career really? Or as 257 00:14:21,304 --> 00:14:24,664 Speaker 1: Jacob is Elvis. Yeah, so it's like, yeah, I guess 258 00:14:24,704 --> 00:14:27,104 Speaker 1: that is embarrassed he did progress. But I mean, Joey 259 00:14:27,224 --> 00:14:29,024 Speaker 1: King doesn't get to make fun of the Kissing Booth 260 00:14:29,024 --> 00:14:31,904 Speaker 1: because I think it's when it is four female fans. 261 00:14:32,704 --> 00:14:34,904 Speaker 1: So Joey King can't make fun of it because then 262 00:14:34,944 --> 00:14:38,224 Speaker 1: she's making fun of herself and she's making fun of women. Yeah, 263 00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:42,344 Speaker 1: whereas when Jacob Lordi says it, we all think it's fine. 264 00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:44,984 Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't like him dismissing. The magazine 265 00:14:45,024 --> 00:14:47,064 Speaker 1: pointed out that some might see his trashing of the 266 00:14:47,144 --> 00:14:50,904 Speaker 1: Kissing Booth movies as ungrateful or pretentious, and he responded with, 267 00:14:51,344 --> 00:14:54,664 Speaker 1: how is caring about your output pretentious? But not caring 268 00:14:54,824 --> 00:14:58,304 Speaker 1: and knowingly feeding people shit, knowing that you're making money 269 00:14:58,384 --> 00:15:01,104 Speaker 1: off of people's time, which is literally the most valuable 270 00:15:01,144 --> 00:15:04,784 Speaker 1: thing they have. How is that the cool thing? Why 271 00:15:04,824 --> 00:15:09,704 Speaker 1: are you the kissing business? Hush? See here's the thing now, 272 00:15:09,824 --> 00:15:12,544 Speaker 1: I feel embarrassed about watching The Kissing Book, and it's like, 273 00:15:12,624 --> 00:15:15,704 Speaker 1: if you care so much about people's time, then why 274 00:15:15,824 --> 00:15:19,384 Speaker 1: she made a kissing one two and three three, it's 275 00:15:19,424 --> 00:15:23,224 Speaker 1: like you made him a way through part two and go, oh, 276 00:15:23,304 --> 00:15:27,024 Speaker 1: this is a waste of people's time, in which case, yeah, 277 00:15:27,024 --> 00:15:28,744 Speaker 1: I'm surprised it took him that long. Is there a 278 00:15:28,784 --> 00:15:31,664 Speaker 1: bigger issue at play? Of course that Netflix is making 279 00:15:31,744 --> 00:15:36,384 Speaker 1: films based on pure algorithms. They're going films that are 280 00:15:36,584 --> 00:15:40,784 Speaker 1: clearly written by AI. We know this. We know this 281 00:15:40,984 --> 00:15:43,424 Speaker 1: because there is not one line of dialogue in that 282 00:15:43,744 --> 00:15:47,624 Speaker 1: entire film that has not already been said that it's 283 00:15:47,664 --> 00:15:50,664 Speaker 1: not been propay from films that work, such as every 284 00:15:50,704 --> 00:15:53,304 Speaker 1: Boy I Have Kissed Before, Like that's it's just all 285 00:15:53,464 --> 00:15:56,264 Speaker 1: the voilm all the boys I've kissed before the summer 286 00:15:56,304 --> 00:15:58,704 Speaker 1: I temper. I feel like these are all the same film. Yeah, Anyway. 287 00:15:58,944 --> 00:16:02,024 Speaker 1: In twenty twenty two, a Lordie said those movies meant 288 00:16:02,064 --> 00:16:04,824 Speaker 1: there was increased paparazzi tension, which almost made him quit 289 00:16:04,904 --> 00:16:08,384 Speaker 1: acting entirely. Give him a tiny violin, Claire, is it 290 00:16:08,424 --> 00:16:11,944 Speaker 1: a big respect your roots he came from? This is 291 00:16:11,944 --> 00:16:15,904 Speaker 1: one I don't enjoy a Margo a Chris Hemsworth coming 292 00:16:15,944 --> 00:16:17,504 Speaker 1: out on neighbors or home and away. 293 00:16:17,704 --> 00:16:17,864 Speaker 4: Nah. 294 00:16:18,864 --> 00:16:21,864 Speaker 1: No, I think what he's doing is it's also kind 295 00:16:21,904 --> 00:16:23,744 Speaker 1: of shitting on the other people who were in that. 296 00:16:23,904 --> 00:16:25,904 Speaker 1: And there are people who were in that and they 297 00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:29,424 Speaker 1: didn't get more work. That's the pinnacle of their career. 298 00:16:29,944 --> 00:16:31,984 Speaker 1: The guy who played his little brother haven't seen these him. 299 00:16:32,864 --> 00:16:35,184 Speaker 1: He will go to parties in LA and people will say, 300 00:16:35,544 --> 00:16:37,424 Speaker 1: what were you in? What were you in? He say, oh, 301 00:16:37,504 --> 00:16:40,344 Speaker 1: that film Jacob hates, yeah, and he'll say yeah, one, two, 302 00:16:41,944 --> 00:16:44,784 Speaker 1: that was a stepping stone for Jacob Alordi the start, 303 00:16:45,464 --> 00:16:47,624 Speaker 1: I was a stone and I was stepped Yeah. The 304 00:16:47,744 --> 00:16:51,464 Speaker 1: Kissing Booth won two and also five Une should also start. 305 00:16:51,504 --> 00:16:56,024 Speaker 1: A young actor named Joey King akaa Gypsy Brothie, and 306 00:16:56,504 --> 00:16:59,064 Speaker 1: her and Jacob actually dated for a little while, which 307 00:16:59,304 --> 00:17:03,944 Speaker 1: was surprising to me because she's quite short, so it's 308 00:17:03,984 --> 00:17:07,584 Speaker 1: a big height difference. And well they broke up and 309 00:17:07,584 --> 00:17:09,424 Speaker 1: it could could have been white. Yeah. The point is 310 00:17:09,504 --> 00:17:12,104 Speaker 1: she's pissed about his comments. She came out and said, 311 00:17:12,184 --> 00:17:15,304 Speaker 1: I think it's unfortunate anyone would feel that way. I 312 00:17:15,384 --> 00:17:17,744 Speaker 1: had a great time making those movies, no matter what 313 00:17:17,984 --> 00:17:21,104 Speaker 1: anyone says. But she doesn't mean no matter what anyone says, 314 00:17:21,104 --> 00:17:24,384 Speaker 1: she mays, no matter what Jacob said, I also thought 315 00:17:24,624 --> 00:17:27,384 Speaker 1: that Jacob E. Lordie came out and said he had 316 00:17:27,584 --> 00:17:30,584 Speaker 1: never seen Kissing Booth two. He never saw the film. 317 00:17:30,944 --> 00:17:33,664 Speaker 1: I think that's disrespectful. Yeah, you should see the film 318 00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:35,504 Speaker 1: that you're in, because how can you know it's bad 319 00:17:36,064 --> 00:17:39,344 Speaker 1: if you been edited really well and it's like, don't 320 00:17:39,464 --> 00:17:42,584 Speaker 1: thrust that on me. Yeah, to decide whether or not 321 00:17:42,704 --> 00:17:44,344 Speaker 1: it is good. Yeah, the least you can do is 322 00:17:44,344 --> 00:17:48,464 Speaker 1: also watch it. Yeah, so he said, I didn't say 323 00:17:48,504 --> 00:17:51,344 Speaker 1: he did watch Kissing Booth three. Yeah, well, since he 324 00:17:51,384 --> 00:17:53,344 Speaker 1: doesn't he didn't see it. Yeah, you think you're better 325 00:17:53,344 --> 00:17:56,304 Speaker 1: than the Kissing Booth. Yes, yes, he doesn't. He go 326 00:17:56,424 --> 00:17:58,424 Speaker 1: to the premiere, you know what I mean? Yeah, And 327 00:17:58,584 --> 00:18:01,264 Speaker 1: as I say, he signed on for three, So how 328 00:18:01,344 --> 00:18:03,784 Speaker 1: did he know how to act in three if you 329 00:18:03,824 --> 00:18:19,264 Speaker 1: didn't know what happened in two? Girlfriends? Especially the college 330 00:18:19,304 --> 00:18:24,064 Speaker 1: scandal one has previously mentioned, Jacob dated this Joey king 331 00:18:24,224 --> 00:18:26,544 Speaker 1: Lass for a hot minute, but since then he has 332 00:18:26,584 --> 00:18:30,144 Speaker 1: had a number of high profile girlfriends, including Kai Gerber Yes, 333 00:18:30,424 --> 00:18:34,784 Speaker 1: who is the daughter of Sydney Crawford. Also Zendaya. He 334 00:18:34,944 --> 00:18:37,544 Speaker 1: dated end I didn't get that because they would have 335 00:18:37,624 --> 00:18:40,944 Speaker 1: hung out on your fourr oh my god, that's so hot. 336 00:18:41,064 --> 00:18:45,984 Speaker 1: That is hot. He's very it with now. Oh Tom Holland, 337 00:18:46,384 --> 00:18:48,784 Speaker 1: I get him and Timothy mixed up. Yeah, no, Tom Holland, 338 00:18:48,824 --> 00:18:56,304 Speaker 1: little Spider Man guy. Yeah that's right. Okay, But the 339 00:18:56,624 --> 00:19:03,264 Speaker 1: thing is that Jacobal Aldi seems very old. Date O'll 340 00:19:03,384 --> 00:19:07,864 Speaker 1: date my coaster, my coaster, I'll date my Hollywood equivalent 341 00:19:08,224 --> 00:19:11,144 Speaker 1: for a hot minute. Then we've got Olivia Jade. Oh, Jesse. 342 00:19:11,264 --> 00:19:14,424 Speaker 1: I don't know who Olivia Jade is, Well, give me 343 00:19:14,984 --> 00:19:19,264 Speaker 1: one moment. Olivia is a daughter of Laurie Laughlin, aka 344 00:19:19,424 --> 00:19:22,944 Speaker 1: the American actress from Full House. Olivia is big on 345 00:19:23,104 --> 00:19:25,824 Speaker 1: YouTube and Instagram, but the reason you might know her 346 00:19:25,984 --> 00:19:28,624 Speaker 1: is because of her fraudulent application to the University of 347 00:19:28,704 --> 00:19:29,504 Speaker 1: Southern Carolina. 348 00:19:29,584 --> 00:19:32,944 Speaker 3: Back in twenty nineteen, actress Laurie Lackland was accused, along 349 00:19:32,984 --> 00:19:35,944 Speaker 3: with her fashion designer husband, of paying five hundred thousand 350 00:19:35,984 --> 00:19:38,584 Speaker 3: dollars in bribes to get her two daughters into USC 351 00:19:39,064 --> 00:19:41,264 Speaker 3: by posing them as recruits on the crew team. 352 00:19:41,504 --> 00:19:44,824 Speaker 1: I accidentally I got hyper focus on the Lvia Jade. 353 00:19:46,264 --> 00:19:49,304 Speaker 1: In twenty seventeen, Olivia was singing along to Stevie Wonders 354 00:19:49,344 --> 00:19:52,104 Speaker 1: signed Still Delivered. I'm yours in the car. This is 355 00:19:52,264 --> 00:19:54,384 Speaker 1: so relevant. No, please tell me. I need to know 356 00:19:54,784 --> 00:19:57,384 Speaker 1: about how she was singing. There is footage she was 357 00:19:57,424 --> 00:19:59,544 Speaker 1: filming herself with her phone and she did have a 358 00:19:59,624 --> 00:20:02,904 Speaker 1: car crash. I just got her accident, volguing this moment. 359 00:20:02,984 --> 00:20:04,584 Speaker 1: But that was really scary. Some guy to sit me. 360 00:20:04,664 --> 00:20:05,864 Speaker 1: I'm going to have the leading in front of me. 361 00:20:06,224 --> 00:20:10,704 Speaker 1: I'm shaking, not hurt. I had her to all, but 362 00:20:10,824 --> 00:20:14,144 Speaker 1: it was just like more panic, I think. But no, 363 00:20:14,504 --> 00:20:16,784 Speaker 1: technically the car behind her crashed into her and then 364 00:20:16,824 --> 00:20:20,544 Speaker 1: she hit the car in front. But she was filming 365 00:20:20,584 --> 00:20:23,264 Speaker 1: and posting a vlog about it, and in that vlog 366 00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:29,944 Speaker 1: she pledged never to text and drive at the wheel again. Wow, 367 00:20:30,264 --> 00:20:32,944 Speaker 1: because she said it's dangerous to be distracted while driving. 368 00:20:33,464 --> 00:20:39,384 Speaker 1: That is brand new information. She should chat to Lara 369 00:20:39,744 --> 00:20:42,824 Speaker 1: about road rules and safety. I just don't need like 370 00:20:43,744 --> 00:20:47,264 Speaker 1: an eighteen year old Olivia Jade telling me not to 371 00:20:47,344 --> 00:20:49,584 Speaker 1: text and drive when she's in an accident and she's 372 00:20:49,624 --> 00:20:51,904 Speaker 1: currently filming in a moving vehicle. I don't hit it. 373 00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:53,264 Speaker 1: And I see it all the time. I see people 374 00:20:53,264 --> 00:20:54,784 Speaker 1: they've got their phone, and this is her. She has 375 00:20:54,824 --> 00:20:57,504 Speaker 1: her phone like on the dashboard and she's singing Stevie 376 00:20:57,544 --> 00:21:02,024 Speaker 1: Wonder signed Silk Livid, I'm yours and ah. She keeps 377 00:21:02,064 --> 00:21:04,144 Speaker 1: looking at the camera because she's like looking at herself 378 00:21:04,224 --> 00:21:05,584 Speaker 1: or whatever. And then she had a car accident and 379 00:21:05,624 --> 00:21:07,664 Speaker 1: I was like, well, did they crash into you or 380 00:21:07,744 --> 00:21:11,184 Speaker 1: did you crash into them? Anyway, there was smoke coming 381 00:21:11,224 --> 00:21:12,944 Speaker 1: out of the back of her car. Truckman had to 382 00:21:12,984 --> 00:21:14,624 Speaker 1: pull her over and go, your car's on fire, and 383 00:21:14,664 --> 00:21:17,664 Speaker 1: her mom had to pick her up. Now it's twenty eighteen. 384 00:21:18,904 --> 00:21:21,984 Speaker 1: Olivia poses on a rowing machine, which is later submitted 385 00:21:22,304 --> 00:21:25,424 Speaker 1: as part of her college application. The implication was that 386 00:21:25,544 --> 00:21:28,744 Speaker 1: she was a competitive rower, which she was not at 387 00:21:28,784 --> 00:21:31,024 Speaker 1: the time. Her parents also bribed a coach at the 388 00:21:31,104 --> 00:21:33,304 Speaker 1: college just a little bit to the sum of half 389 00:21:33,344 --> 00:21:36,144 Speaker 1: a million US dollars to say she was a real 390 00:21:36,224 --> 00:21:40,064 Speaker 1: athletic prospect. I cannot emphasize this enough. She was not 391 00:21:40,184 --> 00:21:44,584 Speaker 1: a real prospect. The problem with this lie is so 392 00:21:44,744 --> 00:21:48,504 Speaker 1: you get in and they say, Olivia j this is 393 00:21:48,584 --> 00:21:52,104 Speaker 1: like javelin. Oh my god. So when we're in high school, 394 00:21:52,584 --> 00:21:54,424 Speaker 1: we Clara and I were forced to go in athletic 395 00:21:54,504 --> 00:21:56,504 Speaker 1: competitions and then once you threw a javelin and I 396 00:21:56,584 --> 00:22:00,384 Speaker 1: think it accidentally got some wind. There was accidentally a 397 00:22:00,424 --> 00:22:02,144 Speaker 1: bit of wind on the javelin, and they said that 398 00:22:02,224 --> 00:22:03,784 Speaker 1: was a good shot, and you were like, I don't 399 00:22:03,784 --> 00:22:05,624 Speaker 1: really want to take my other ones, and you walked off. 400 00:22:06,104 --> 00:22:08,904 Speaker 1: And then this list comes out of people who progressed 401 00:22:08,944 --> 00:22:12,504 Speaker 1: to the next round, to the regional competition, and they 402 00:22:12,544 --> 00:22:14,344 Speaker 1: were like, Clay, you got through for javelin and you 403 00:22:14,424 --> 00:22:19,504 Speaker 1: were like, this is my single words, mayor, and then 404 00:22:19,544 --> 00:22:21,704 Speaker 1: you never went. I don't think I went. It was 405 00:22:21,744 --> 00:22:26,384 Speaker 1: like you got into state what. I can't throw a javelin, 406 00:22:26,864 --> 00:22:30,024 Speaker 1: I can't throw a ship. I'm like, was it simply 407 00:22:30,104 --> 00:22:32,584 Speaker 1: an error? It could have been a rounding era. I 408 00:22:32,624 --> 00:22:34,824 Speaker 1: think maybe like I threw a javelin, but somebody else 409 00:22:34,864 --> 00:22:37,024 Speaker 1: has thrown a javelin. I think maybe no one else 410 00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:41,664 Speaker 1: to javelin. No, No, that's also a distinct possibility. Fun. 411 00:22:42,544 --> 00:22:46,304 Speaker 1: But the problem is when yeah, you pretend to be 412 00:22:46,424 --> 00:22:50,264 Speaker 1: good at and then I can't imagine anything worse than 413 00:22:50,384 --> 00:22:53,944 Speaker 1: going to college. And they say, here's the rowing team. 414 00:22:54,264 --> 00:22:57,024 Speaker 1: Get in a row boat, which is not called a roboat, 415 00:22:57,224 --> 00:23:05,704 Speaker 1: it's called a called called a kayak, it's kaya and 416 00:23:05,864 --> 00:23:09,744 Speaker 1: here's an aw I think now, here's an all everybody, 417 00:23:10,424 --> 00:23:14,184 Speaker 1: everybody go do your thing. Yeah, and there are all 418 00:23:14,264 --> 00:23:16,624 Speaker 1: these rowing girls you don't know, and they're yelling the 419 00:23:16,704 --> 00:23:19,944 Speaker 1: things going on two, three, four, and you're just now. 420 00:23:20,104 --> 00:23:22,584 Speaker 1: Lyvia Jade is in the middle, like, I don't row, 421 00:23:23,264 --> 00:23:27,744 Speaker 1: I flog, I can I flog this? And she will 422 00:23:27,824 --> 00:23:32,144 Speaker 1: be like layd down Salie. She will wear l like 423 00:23:32,224 --> 00:23:34,944 Speaker 1: laydown Sally when it was rowing and then the famous 424 00:23:34,984 --> 00:23:37,304 Speaker 1: areas in Australian famous rower. I don't know if it 425 00:23:37,384 --> 00:23:40,184 Speaker 1: was the Olympics, but they were rowing, and then I 426 00:23:40,264 --> 00:23:42,344 Speaker 1: think she passed out or something and everyone was like 427 00:23:42,464 --> 00:23:45,344 Speaker 1: lay down Sally and she was ridicute. It's probably incredibly, 428 00:23:45,664 --> 00:23:48,384 Speaker 1: incredibly sad, But all I'm saying is that that's is 429 00:23:48,464 --> 00:23:52,504 Speaker 1: that Olivia Jade is going to go very lay down Sally. Anyway, 430 00:23:52,864 --> 00:23:56,064 Speaker 1: So Olivia gets accepted and she's on her YouTube channel 431 00:23:56,144 --> 00:23:58,184 Speaker 1: saying things like, I don't know how much of school 432 00:23:58,224 --> 00:23:59,664 Speaker 1: I'm going to attend, but I'm going to go in 433 00:23:59,744 --> 00:24:01,904 Speaker 1: and talk to my deans and everyone and hope that 434 00:24:02,024 --> 00:24:04,304 Speaker 1: I can try and balance it all. But I do 435 00:24:04,464 --> 00:24:06,904 Speaker 1: want the experience of like game days, partying. 436 00:24:07,704 --> 00:24:08,904 Speaker 2: I don't really care about school. 437 00:24:09,064 --> 00:24:11,744 Speaker 1: And she also active gave advice on how to apply 438 00:24:11,864 --> 00:24:15,424 Speaker 1: to university on her YouTube channel. You could cheat, for example, 439 00:24:15,544 --> 00:24:19,024 Speaker 1: you could cheat, you could be you could have a 440 00:24:19,144 --> 00:24:23,864 Speaker 1: million dollars. Bribery helps. Then it's March twenty nineteen. Olivia 441 00:24:24,024 --> 00:24:26,304 Speaker 1: is minding her own business on a super yacht in 442 00:24:26,304 --> 00:24:28,944 Speaker 1: the Bahamas when her parents get arrested for their alleged 443 00:24:29,024 --> 00:24:32,504 Speaker 1: involvement in the conspiracy. I need you to know that 444 00:24:32,624 --> 00:24:36,344 Speaker 1: Olivia was on a friend's yacht. That friend's father, who 445 00:24:36,464 --> 00:24:39,104 Speaker 1: owned the yacht, was on the board of trustees at 446 00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:41,624 Speaker 1: the University of Seeing. Oh okay, so it seems like 447 00:24:41,704 --> 00:24:43,904 Speaker 1: there was a lot. There was a laugh, and she 448 00:24:44,064 --> 00:24:46,064 Speaker 1: was sitting there and like the FBI is all like, oh, 449 00:24:46,104 --> 00:24:48,064 Speaker 1: we've rested your parents to this conspiracy, and she's like, 450 00:24:48,104 --> 00:24:49,704 Speaker 1: what conspiracy? And they're like, are you on a one 451 00:24:49,784 --> 00:24:52,264 Speaker 1: hundred million dollar yacht in the Bahamas with a guy 452 00:24:52,344 --> 00:24:55,304 Speaker 1: on the board of this university? Yeah? But so, but 453 00:24:55,464 --> 00:24:58,384 Speaker 1: so that's a reletives in everyone. No, no, not just 454 00:24:58,824 --> 00:25:03,064 Speaker 1: Olivia never went to the college for fear of being bullied. 455 00:25:03,384 --> 00:25:07,464 Speaker 1: Oh the poor thing. Hur Mum and dad both pleaded 456 00:25:07,504 --> 00:25:08,904 Speaker 1: guilty and did prison time. 457 00:25:09,104 --> 00:25:12,624 Speaker 4: Actress Lori Locke and got emotional as a judge sends 458 00:25:12,664 --> 00:25:14,904 Speaker 4: her to two months in prison for her role in 459 00:25:14,984 --> 00:25:18,944 Speaker 4: the college admission scandal. Prosecutors say her husband, fashion designer 460 00:25:19,024 --> 00:25:22,784 Speaker 4: Massimogia Newley, had a more active role and was sentenced. 461 00:25:22,464 --> 00:25:23,344 Speaker 1: To five months. 462 00:25:23,904 --> 00:25:27,984 Speaker 4: At times, a judge express outrage, calling out the couple's greed, 463 00:25:28,464 --> 00:25:31,024 Speaker 4: telling Lachlin, we can only hope you will spend the 464 00:25:31,104 --> 00:25:33,544 Speaker 4: rest of your charmed life to make amends. 465 00:25:34,024 --> 00:25:37,304 Speaker 1: Imagine your parent going to prison because they lied to 466 00:25:37,344 --> 00:25:39,824 Speaker 1: get you into college and you don't even really want to. God, 467 00:25:40,904 --> 00:25:42,824 Speaker 1: you don't go because you don't want to get bullied. Oh. 468 00:25:42,984 --> 00:25:46,744 Speaker 1: If I was a mom and I'm in prison, I'm oh, 469 00:25:47,064 --> 00:25:49,904 Speaker 1: it's like you better you go and you get bullied. Yeah, honestly, 470 00:25:50,184 --> 00:25:52,344 Speaker 1: I have sacrificed a lot. You pretend like you can 471 00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:55,704 Speaker 1: write anyway. So that's Jacob's current girlfriend, Livia, and has 472 00:25:55,744 --> 00:25:58,344 Speaker 1: been very on again, off again. It's a shame that 473 00:25:58,504 --> 00:26:01,664 Speaker 1: that's all she's known for because maybe she's wait for 474 00:26:01,744 --> 00:26:05,504 Speaker 1: the carcrad Yeah yeah, yeah, but maybe she's lovely, maybe 475 00:26:05,544 --> 00:26:10,664 Speaker 1: she's funny, maybe she's interesting. She's definitely beautiful, that's true, 476 00:26:10,944 --> 00:26:13,344 Speaker 1: but she could be a great person. She just had 477 00:26:13,424 --> 00:26:15,704 Speaker 1: that one. This is a pick up, sip up and 478 00:26:16,344 --> 00:26:19,264 Speaker 1: it's an adjacent crime. Is Jacob Eloie guilty. You could 479 00:26:19,344 --> 00:26:24,064 Speaker 1: argue no, but it is a crime. He's simply it's 480 00:26:24,064 --> 00:26:26,904 Speaker 1: adjacently related to this case. The heart wants what it wants. 481 00:26:27,384 --> 00:26:29,424 Speaker 1: We can't help who we love. It's just that we 482 00:26:29,544 --> 00:26:33,424 Speaker 1: do love people with status and will and who leave 483 00:26:33,464 --> 00:26:35,704 Speaker 1: it cheating. That's okay, that's okay. 484 00:26:35,824 --> 00:26:38,424 Speaker 2: Hi, I'm Jacob Alordie and I am hosting SNL this 485 00:26:38,544 --> 00:26:39,504 Speaker 2: week with Renee Rapp. 486 00:26:39,664 --> 00:26:42,104 Speaker 1: Renee, You're so right. He's so baby girl. I know. 487 00:26:42,224 --> 00:26:44,664 Speaker 1: That's what I said. He's so baby girl. Me. I'm 488 00:26:44,664 --> 00:26:48,584 Speaker 1: a baby girl now, speaking of crimes SNL. In January 489 00:26:48,664 --> 00:26:51,264 Speaker 1: of this year, Jacob hosted the first episode of Saturday 490 00:26:51,344 --> 00:26:53,584 Speaker 1: Night Live for twenty twenty four. A lot of his 491 00:26:53,744 --> 00:26:56,184 Speaker 1: jokes were about being hot and also being tall, both 492 00:26:56,224 --> 00:26:58,384 Speaker 1: of which are true, and I would argue relevant. 493 00:26:58,464 --> 00:27:00,744 Speaker 2: I'm not much of a public speaker, so I thought 494 00:27:00,824 --> 00:27:03,184 Speaker 2: i'd open it up to some questions from the audience. 495 00:27:03,664 --> 00:27:07,504 Speaker 1: Hi, no question, I just want to look at you. 496 00:27:11,064 --> 00:27:17,984 Speaker 1: Are you done? Not yet? Almost? Okay done? The Guardian 497 00:27:18,064 --> 00:27:21,784 Speaker 1: called his performance underwhelming, and The Atlantic said his attractiveness 498 00:27:21,944 --> 00:27:24,184 Speaker 1: worked against him, which is a sentence I would like 499 00:27:24,224 --> 00:27:26,984 Speaker 1: written about me. Yeah. Well, the thing, okay, the thing 500 00:27:27,024 --> 00:27:32,624 Speaker 1: about SNL is it's always cringe to host SNL because 501 00:27:32,664 --> 00:27:35,304 Speaker 1: you're trying to be funny. However, in the clips I 502 00:27:35,344 --> 00:27:37,344 Speaker 1: saw of him, I don't think he was cringe and 503 00:27:37,424 --> 00:27:39,184 Speaker 1: I think I think he was. I think what he 504 00:27:39,264 --> 00:27:41,624 Speaker 1: did was he balanced. He went I could be cringe 505 00:27:42,104 --> 00:27:45,384 Speaker 1: or I could be cool, a little bit lazy on 506 00:27:45,504 --> 00:27:48,504 Speaker 1: that sort. The thing is like, he didn't write. You 507 00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:50,144 Speaker 1: sit there with a writer's room and write a bunch 508 00:27:50,144 --> 00:27:52,624 Speaker 1: of things, and the writer's room is going and he's 509 00:27:52,664 --> 00:27:56,464 Speaker 1: a thing. Right with comedy, it's so visual that it's 510 00:27:56,584 --> 00:27:59,224 Speaker 1: like if you are pregnant, if you have a joke 511 00:27:59,224 --> 00:28:02,704 Speaker 1: about that, right, yeah, green hair, Like if you're wearing 512 00:28:02,744 --> 00:28:06,504 Speaker 1: a silly suit, you've got to acknowledge it because everyone's watching. 513 00:28:07,224 --> 00:28:09,624 Speaker 1: I went and saw a comedy guy in New York 514 00:28:09,704 --> 00:28:12,464 Speaker 1: who'd been him by bus. Okay, right, Physically I could 515 00:28:12,464 --> 00:28:14,344 Speaker 1: tell he'd been hit by a bus. Okay, that guy 516 00:28:14,384 --> 00:28:15,784 Speaker 1: didn't tell the story of being hit by a bus. 517 00:28:15,824 --> 00:28:17,944 Speaker 1: I'd got my money back. His whole set was about 518 00:28:17,944 --> 00:28:20,704 Speaker 1: being hit by a bus. It's hilarious, but I was like, this, 519 00:28:20,864 --> 00:28:23,504 Speaker 1: what for physical comedy? Right? And that's the thing with 520 00:28:23,584 --> 00:28:25,264 Speaker 1: Jacob a Lordie. I just think that he's got to 521 00:28:25,344 --> 00:28:29,144 Speaker 1: acknowledge what everyone else can see. And I don't know 522 00:28:29,344 --> 00:28:32,864 Speaker 1: what else he can joke about because everything about him 523 00:28:32,944 --> 00:28:35,784 Speaker 1: is perfect. Yeah, it can't be self deprecating. No, it 524 00:28:35,864 --> 00:28:39,464 Speaker 1: can't because he's perfect. Yeah. I don't really blame him 525 00:28:39,544 --> 00:28:42,104 Speaker 1: for any of this. Like I've seen really hot comedians 526 00:28:42,184 --> 00:28:44,104 Speaker 1: talk about like not being able to get a girlfriend. 527 00:28:44,544 --> 00:28:46,944 Speaker 1: Jacoba LORDI can't say that. No, and what do we 528 00:28:46,984 --> 00:28:49,424 Speaker 1: want him to go full Matt Rife? Because so many 529 00:28:49,664 --> 00:28:52,424 Speaker 1: people hate me for really no reason. And it really 530 00:28:52,464 --> 00:28:54,984 Speaker 1: made me realize that, like people only hate somebody they're 531 00:28:55,024 --> 00:28:57,224 Speaker 1: jealous of. Do you think people who hate Osama bin 532 00:28:57,304 --> 00:29:00,144 Speaker 1: Laden are jealous of him? No? No, no, no. It's 533 00:29:00,184 --> 00:29:02,344 Speaker 1: the only thing he can do. And he's not a comedian, 534 00:29:02,424 --> 00:29:04,584 Speaker 1: is an actor. Yeah, and in the acting bits, he's 535 00:29:04,664 --> 00:29:08,224 Speaker 1: really really good. But then every single skit was about 536 00:29:08,304 --> 00:29:11,064 Speaker 1: him being hot and tall. That was the whole thing. 537 00:29:11,104 --> 00:29:13,504 Speaker 1: There was one that was like a women's support group 538 00:29:13,624 --> 00:29:17,104 Speaker 1: for addicts, and he's like a sex addict, and it's 539 00:29:17,144 --> 00:29:20,464 Speaker 1: clear that it's a women's only group, but he's accidentally 540 00:29:20,504 --> 00:29:22,464 Speaker 1: wandered in and they're all like, please don't leave. We 541 00:29:22,544 --> 00:29:25,664 Speaker 1: really really like stay stay stage. I'm so drugs and alcohol. 542 00:29:25,784 --> 00:29:27,384 Speaker 2: I act out sexually with women. 543 00:29:29,824 --> 00:29:33,704 Speaker 1: Oh no, that's tough. That's kind of funny because I'm 544 00:29:33,784 --> 00:29:37,344 Speaker 1: turned on. Yeah, just by him his presence. Yeah, exactly. 545 00:29:37,624 --> 00:29:40,944 Speaker 1: All right. Finally, Claire, I've heard it said that you 546 00:29:41,064 --> 00:29:44,904 Speaker 1: know what's funnier than Jacobal Lordie hosting SNL. Jacobal Lordie 547 00:29:44,984 --> 00:29:47,984 Speaker 1: hitting a guy at the Chloe. Ah. Yes, the time 548 00:29:48,184 --> 00:29:50,264 Speaker 1: Jacobal Lordie hit a guy at the Chloe a few 549 00:29:50,304 --> 00:29:53,664 Speaker 1: weeks ago. So Jacob was at the Clovell Hotel minding 550 00:29:53,744 --> 00:29:56,584 Speaker 1: his own business when he was accosted by Joshua Fox 551 00:29:56,664 --> 00:29:59,224 Speaker 1: from Kiss FM. And this is why people moved to 552 00:29:59,344 --> 00:30:03,344 Speaker 1: La and Hold on Kiss FM, just Kyl and Jackett, 553 00:30:03,344 --> 00:30:05,864 Speaker 1: Caryl and Jackie. We actually have audio of what happened 554 00:30:05,864 --> 00:30:08,824 Speaker 1: because Joshua was recording and he played it on radio. 555 00:30:09,024 --> 00:30:11,704 Speaker 1: He approaches a Lordie within it Teja, and at first 556 00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:14,944 Speaker 1: a Lordie is very polite, and then Fox requests that 557 00:30:15,024 --> 00:30:16,904 Speaker 1: a Lordie fill it with bathwater to send it to 558 00:30:16,984 --> 00:30:19,904 Speaker 1: the studio for Jackie. It's FM radio bullshit. 559 00:30:21,704 --> 00:30:23,064 Speaker 3: I just want to say, Hey, I'm from the Kylin 560 00:30:23,144 --> 00:30:23,744 Speaker 3: jacket O Show. 561 00:30:24,544 --> 00:30:27,304 Speaker 1: Really random, but could I give you this Jackie wants present. 562 00:30:29,384 --> 00:30:32,624 Speaker 1: She's a big fun of the movie, and you can 563 00:30:32,744 --> 00:30:40,664 Speaker 1: send it to the studio. Jackie, do you not give 564 00:30:42,984 --> 00:30:44,864 Speaker 1: the thing? A Lordi seems to be annoyed about is 565 00:30:44,904 --> 00:30:47,744 Speaker 1: that Fox is filming without his consent, and he says, 566 00:30:48,064 --> 00:30:52,424 Speaker 1: can you not man please? On radio, Fox said things 567 00:30:52,584 --> 00:30:55,464 Speaker 1: escalated when he stopped filming and A Lordie demanded he 568 00:30:55,584 --> 00:30:59,064 Speaker 1: delete the footage. Fox refused. He said on radio, if 569 00:30:59,104 --> 00:31:01,984 Speaker 1: I delete this and there's no evidence that this interaction happened, 570 00:31:02,304 --> 00:31:06,064 Speaker 1: and yeah, mate, that's a fucking point, Like that's why 571 00:31:06,144 --> 00:31:08,544 Speaker 1: he wanted you to delete it. It's also super prank, 572 00:31:08,704 --> 00:31:11,184 Speaker 1: like like, hey, can you feel this with bath water? 573 00:31:11,664 --> 00:31:13,624 Speaker 1: It's not carrying bath water with him. I'm not in 574 00:31:13,664 --> 00:31:16,064 Speaker 1: a bar, there's not a bath and it's like, have 575 00:31:16,184 --> 00:31:18,544 Speaker 1: you seen the movie? Do you get it? I don't know, 576 00:31:18,824 --> 00:31:21,704 Speaker 1: I don't know. It's just it misses it. Just this 577 00:31:21,784 --> 00:31:23,904 Speaker 1: is what I struggle with. How do you want him 578 00:31:23,944 --> 00:31:27,864 Speaker 1: to answer that? Because the joke is on Jacob, there's 579 00:31:27,944 --> 00:31:30,184 Speaker 1: no way for him to answer it. In lack a 580 00:31:30,424 --> 00:31:33,584 Speaker 1: funny way, there's no bath about He's not currently in 581 00:31:33,664 --> 00:31:36,824 Speaker 1: a bath. So what do you want him to give Jackie? 582 00:31:36,944 --> 00:31:40,504 Speaker 1: You know, he should just ejaculated it. I know. So 583 00:31:40,744 --> 00:31:43,024 Speaker 1: you have to have seen the film to get that reference. Yeah, 584 00:31:43,064 --> 00:31:47,144 Speaker 1: otherwise that's a crime. Is it to ejaculate into someone's jar? 585 00:31:47,984 --> 00:31:49,384 Speaker 1: Not if they give you the jar and you go 586 00:31:49,544 --> 00:31:55,504 Speaker 1: to a toilet, and I think it's a little You can't. 587 00:31:55,704 --> 00:31:58,304 Speaker 1: You can't ejaculate on the street into a jar. No, 588 00:31:59,064 --> 00:32:04,424 Speaker 1: if no one else can see the penis, maybe, Yeah, well, 589 00:32:04,464 --> 00:32:06,864 Speaker 1: good on him for not doing that. Good on him. 590 00:32:07,224 --> 00:32:11,504 Speaker 1: And things got physical. Allegedly he Jacob grabbed his throat. 591 00:32:11,624 --> 00:32:14,984 Speaker 1: Why he wouldn't do that because someone would impregnate themselves. Gosh, 592 00:32:15,144 --> 00:32:16,944 Speaker 1: I can like hate women. You could sell that for 593 00:32:17,024 --> 00:32:20,984 Speaker 1: a lot on eBay. I wonder kids if I wanted it. Yeah. 594 00:32:21,584 --> 00:32:25,224 Speaker 1: Now what's happened is that no charges have yet been laid. 595 00:32:25,624 --> 00:32:27,944 Speaker 1: Which why do we think that is? Do we think? 596 00:32:28,144 --> 00:32:30,064 Speaker 1: Because I don't think that Josh was pressing them because 597 00:32:30,064 --> 00:32:31,824 Speaker 1: he knows that he was being a troll. Yeah, and 598 00:32:31,904 --> 00:32:35,144 Speaker 1: I think Josh was also probably lazy and chaotic. Yeah, 599 00:32:35,224 --> 00:32:36,984 Speaker 1: the fact that he just turned he just wanted the press. 600 00:32:37,344 --> 00:32:40,064 Speaker 1: So he's like, I've got what I wanted. They're harassing 601 00:32:40,144 --> 00:32:43,024 Speaker 1: his mother, who's screaming at the press, being like, get 602 00:32:43,064 --> 00:32:45,184 Speaker 1: off my lawn. I read the Daily Mail article where 603 00:32:45,184 --> 00:32:46,824 Speaker 1: the Daily Mail showed up to her house and then 604 00:32:46,864 --> 00:32:48,504 Speaker 1: she said, can you please get away from it? Now? 605 00:32:48,704 --> 00:32:50,264 Speaker 1: Is that KISSFM produces? Mother? 606 00:32:50,904 --> 00:32:50,944 Speaker 3: No? 607 00:32:51,984 --> 00:32:55,344 Speaker 1: What she was like, can you please go away? And 608 00:32:55,384 --> 00:32:56,744 Speaker 1: they were like she was really rude to us, and 609 00:32:56,784 --> 00:33:00,224 Speaker 1: it's like, why are you are home? That's private. The 610 00:33:00,344 --> 00:33:03,584 Speaker 1: reason Jacob is not going to want charges is because 611 00:33:03,584 --> 00:33:05,784 Speaker 1: if there's charges and that man can't get a US feza, 612 00:33:06,144 --> 00:33:09,344 Speaker 1: then what then watch I'll tell you what. He's stuck 613 00:33:09,384 --> 00:33:13,104 Speaker 1: in Australia working on Australian television movies and he's playing 614 00:33:13,184 --> 00:33:18,824 Speaker 1: Chappelle Korby's father. So true, that's the only role I 615 00:33:18,904 --> 00:33:22,064 Speaker 1: remember the Princess Mary movie. Yeah, so what he's playing Frederick? 616 00:33:22,744 --> 00:33:25,704 Speaker 1: Good Frederick. Yeah, but it's just young. He's better than that. 617 00:33:26,384 --> 00:33:28,224 Speaker 1: We need him playing Elvis because then we can go 618 00:33:28,704 --> 00:33:30,904 Speaker 1: he's one of ours, he's from he's just a busy boy, 619 00:33:30,984 --> 00:33:33,864 Speaker 1: he's one of us. We can't have him stuck here 620 00:33:34,784 --> 00:33:38,304 Speaker 1: where people asking for spam. No, it's better than that, 621 00:33:38,384 --> 00:33:43,304 Speaker 1: it's inappropriate when he's back here pay It's like corner Kartashiana. 622 00:33:43,344 --> 00:33:46,024 Speaker 1: I mean, and none of us are acting in ways 623 00:33:46,104 --> 00:33:48,344 Speaker 1: that we're proud of. No, not even with burried b 624 00:33:49,784 --> 00:33:54,184 Speaker 1: Let alone with Jacob exactly a guy from the Queen's 625 00:33:54,224 --> 00:33:56,784 Speaker 1: gamb But the cafe once, yeah, I was lost. I 626 00:33:56,984 --> 00:34:01,984 Speaker 1: was lost. He was being all beautiful little boy from love. Actually, 627 00:34:12,464 --> 00:34:17,584 Speaker 1: Claire's time for charges and sentences. I don't want to 628 00:34:17,624 --> 00:34:20,384 Speaker 1: charge him with the song as previously say. Oh yeah, sorry, 629 00:34:20,464 --> 00:34:25,464 Speaker 1: did he get to that decib Sorry he up against 630 00:34:25,504 --> 00:34:29,624 Speaker 1: a wall throat? I mean this is alleged. Okay, here's 631 00:34:29,664 --> 00:34:32,744 Speaker 1: what I'll say after seeing The Kissing Booth where Noah 632 00:34:32,984 --> 00:34:36,024 Speaker 1: Jacob a Lordie's central character trait is that he gets 633 00:34:36,064 --> 00:34:39,384 Speaker 1: into fights. It's quite hot in the movie. But violence 634 00:34:41,784 --> 00:34:45,304 Speaker 1: endors violence. But you can't go around asking for jars 635 00:34:45,344 --> 00:34:48,104 Speaker 1: of semen. You can't worth a lot of money. He 636 00:34:48,184 --> 00:34:50,704 Speaker 1: might want his own children one day. I'm very impressed 637 00:34:50,944 --> 00:34:54,784 Speaker 1: that no photos or videos of the violence have been 638 00:34:54,864 --> 00:34:58,224 Speaker 1: shared because no one would have taken any Why because 639 00:34:58,264 --> 00:35:00,704 Speaker 1: it would have happened so quickly, and because it wasn't 640 00:35:00,784 --> 00:35:04,024 Speaker 1: inside the Chloe. This Joshua Guy waited for Jacob to 641 00:35:04,144 --> 00:35:06,464 Speaker 1: leave and then kind of but still you look at 642 00:35:07,424 --> 00:35:11,544 Speaker 1: Michael Clark and Carla. That was a very long fight 643 00:35:13,024 --> 00:35:15,544 Speaker 1: with shirtless men and children around. It's like, why did 644 00:35:15,704 --> 00:35:19,424 Speaker 1: people film that and not film Hollywood was very Jacob's 645 00:35:19,424 --> 00:35:22,984 Speaker 1: smart enough to not Okay, I'd just be interested. Is 646 00:35:23,064 --> 00:35:25,504 Speaker 1: all in La. He lives. He's been very quiet, very 647 00:35:25,544 --> 00:35:28,224 Speaker 1: sorry anyway, as part of my charger. Don't want him 648 00:35:28,264 --> 00:35:30,784 Speaker 1: charged for this, okay, because I need him to go 649 00:35:30,904 --> 00:35:32,664 Speaker 1: on and do great things so that I can point 650 00:35:32,744 --> 00:35:35,584 Speaker 1: and go see Australians do good things. We like him, 651 00:35:35,704 --> 00:35:38,904 Speaker 1: We like Margo Robbie, we like Cate Blanchette and so on. 652 00:35:39,224 --> 00:35:42,944 Speaker 1: His presence in Hollywood is crucial for women's orgasms. Yes, 653 00:35:43,184 --> 00:35:46,304 Speaker 1: it's very Australian respect. I'd like to see him win 654 00:35:46,384 --> 00:35:48,944 Speaker 1: a thing. I read a thing that said he's what 655 00:35:49,064 --> 00:35:52,024 Speaker 1: Hollywood tried to do with like an army hammer. Oh no, no, no, 656 00:35:52,544 --> 00:35:55,624 Speaker 1: I read a thing that said he is what Hollywood 657 00:35:55,704 --> 00:35:59,544 Speaker 1: wants Timothy Challo may to be. I think Timothy Schallo 658 00:35:59,624 --> 00:36:04,024 Speaker 1: may is Timothy shallow May like. I think he's preached highs. 659 00:36:05,384 --> 00:36:08,464 Speaker 1: I don't think Timothy Challo May is lacking. Here's the thing. 660 00:36:09,024 --> 00:36:13,424 Speaker 1: Here's the thing. Jacob is more mainstream than Timothy Chalomayne. Now, 661 00:36:13,584 --> 00:36:17,824 Speaker 1: oh interesting, because Timothy bidwonka. I've spent the past seven 662 00:36:17,904 --> 00:36:22,304 Speaker 1: years traveling the world perfecting my craft. You see, I'm 663 00:36:22,344 --> 00:36:25,944 Speaker 1: something of a magician, invendor and chocolate maker. So quiet 664 00:36:26,064 --> 00:36:27,104 Speaker 1: up and listen down. 665 00:36:27,864 --> 00:36:28,824 Speaker 3: Nope, scratch that. 666 00:36:30,184 --> 00:36:32,784 Speaker 1: No, that was embarrassing. That was really interessing. And he's 667 00:36:32,824 --> 00:36:35,824 Speaker 1: with Kylie and I'm not I'm not sure about it. No, No, 668 00:36:36,224 --> 00:36:39,104 Speaker 1: I'm not sure about it. Look. I think his crime 669 00:36:39,184 --> 00:36:41,024 Speaker 1: is being hot in a way that is distracting and 670 00:36:41,104 --> 00:36:45,784 Speaker 1: needs to be verbally addressed when he walks into any room. Boy, 671 00:36:46,224 --> 00:36:49,144 Speaker 1: that needs to be context for the hotness and relatedly, 672 00:36:49,344 --> 00:36:52,504 Speaker 1: the tallness. My sentence is unrelated. I'd like to see 673 00:36:52,584 --> 00:36:56,464 Speaker 1: him appear in more of Olivia's flogs. Me too. He's 674 00:36:56,544 --> 00:36:59,864 Speaker 1: really charismatic when he's like interviewed, like being casual. Have 675 00:36:59,944 --> 00:37:02,464 Speaker 1: you seen the interview where I think he was being 676 00:37:02,504 --> 00:37:05,384 Speaker 1: interviewed by like an American TV network and he's in 677 00:37:05,424 --> 00:37:07,744 Speaker 1: a hotel room and his parents are in the background. No, 678 00:37:07,904 --> 00:37:10,104 Speaker 1: And it's just so Australian. They're like, who's in the background, 679 00:37:10,104 --> 00:37:11,984 Speaker 1: He oh, it's my mom and dad. I'm like, who 680 00:37:12,024 --> 00:37:13,464 Speaker 1: are the people sitting on your bed that I can 681 00:37:13,504 --> 00:37:17,264 Speaker 1: see in the in the mirror in the mirror, And 682 00:37:17,384 --> 00:37:27,544 Speaker 1: dads are so observve so sexy. Why you have a 683 00:37:27,624 --> 00:37:31,744 Speaker 1: mom and dad? Anyway, So she's big on YouTube and 684 00:37:31,784 --> 00:37:33,984 Speaker 1: Insta and I just feel like she could be vlogging 685 00:37:34,584 --> 00:37:36,584 Speaker 1: giving advice on how to get invited on like a 686 00:37:36,624 --> 00:37:39,504 Speaker 1: one hundred million dollar year that's sorts of thing, sharing 687 00:37:39,584 --> 00:37:41,864 Speaker 1: more details about what it's like to go out with 688 00:37:41,984 --> 00:37:45,144 Speaker 1: such man yep so to have unlimited access to his 689 00:37:45,784 --> 00:37:49,384 Speaker 1: spur And I can see her kind of walking around 690 00:37:49,544 --> 00:37:51,664 Speaker 1: the Chloe, just like how I'm at the Chloe blah 691 00:37:51,664 --> 00:37:52,984 Speaker 1: blah blah, and then in the background, it's just a 692 00:37:53,024 --> 00:37:56,584 Speaker 1: loady decking jobs you are? You know I would watch 693 00:37:56,664 --> 00:38:01,264 Speaker 1: that more content from Olivia with Jacob in the background. Yeah, yeah, okay, 694 00:38:01,304 --> 00:38:04,024 Speaker 1: what's your charge? My charge is also to do with 695 00:38:04,504 --> 00:38:08,184 Speaker 1: the hotness and the height. So just I feel like 696 00:38:08,184 --> 00:38:10,144 Speaker 1: I haven't said enough on the hotness because it's not 697 00:38:10,584 --> 00:38:13,384 Speaker 1: just his face. It's not just his face, and it's 698 00:38:13,424 --> 00:38:15,704 Speaker 1: not just his cheek moans or his height or his 699 00:38:15,904 --> 00:38:19,064 Speaker 1: neck or his neck or his body. It's the physical, 700 00:38:19,224 --> 00:38:25,144 Speaker 1: it's the swagger. How hot of him in Saltburn, dancing 701 00:38:25,184 --> 00:38:29,784 Speaker 1: in the curb with the hat, with the hat, and 702 00:38:29,864 --> 00:38:31,544 Speaker 1: then he's like he's in the grass and he's just 703 00:38:31,584 --> 00:38:36,304 Speaker 1: like rolling around. There's also that video where he's sitting 704 00:38:36,344 --> 00:38:40,344 Speaker 1: next to his coaster, Barry Kok, and he picks up 705 00:38:40,784 --> 00:38:42,944 Speaker 1: Barry's coffee for him because it's on the ground. And 706 00:38:43,024 --> 00:38:44,984 Speaker 1: the thing about Barry is that he's just too short 707 00:38:45,424 --> 00:38:49,064 Speaker 1: to lean down and get it. And luckily Jacob Alordi 708 00:38:49,264 --> 00:38:51,264 Speaker 1: is just he's just got the arm. He's he's got 709 00:38:51,624 --> 00:38:53,624 Speaker 1: lots of arm and lots of leg, but he appears 710 00:38:53,624 --> 00:38:58,424 Speaker 1: in control of it. And lot's tuso, lots of neck. Anyway, 711 00:38:58,784 --> 00:39:03,344 Speaker 1: he's so hot and that's his charge. But no, sorry, no, 712 00:39:04,184 --> 00:39:07,984 Speaker 1: you got to track. Thinking about the charge is he's 713 00:39:08,144 --> 00:39:13,504 Speaker 1: so hot that I forgive him everything. He's so hot 714 00:39:13,584 --> 00:39:16,784 Speaker 1: and so sexy that I don't care what he does. 715 00:39:17,624 --> 00:39:22,664 Speaker 1: And that dangerous is how wars happen. You know they 716 00:39:22,784 --> 00:39:26,344 Speaker 1: say about Helen of Troy, the face that launched a 717 00:39:26,544 --> 00:39:32,464 Speaker 1: thousand ships. Yeah, that's Jacob. It's dangerous because he could 718 00:39:32,544 --> 00:39:35,064 Speaker 1: be he could do bad things. The face that launch 719 00:39:35,144 --> 00:39:40,584 Speaker 1: to punch at the Chloe, and he plays toxic characters. 720 00:39:41,024 --> 00:39:45,344 Speaker 1: For example, in Euphoria, his character is absolutely toxic. He's 721 00:39:45,464 --> 00:39:49,664 Speaker 1: literally abusive in the Kissing Booth, incredibly sexist. Yeah, he 722 00:39:49,784 --> 00:39:52,584 Speaker 1: is abusive in Your Fores. He's an interesting backstory, so 723 00:39:52,784 --> 00:39:55,224 Speaker 1: it's kind of just fascinating to watch, whereas I don't 724 00:39:55,224 --> 00:39:58,264 Speaker 1: think there's any backstory in the Kissing Booth. No, it's unclear. 725 00:39:58,344 --> 00:40:02,024 Speaker 1: He keeps having fights and when she asks why, it's 726 00:40:02,104 --> 00:40:07,384 Speaker 1: not an answer. But in the Kissing Booth he is 727 00:40:07,504 --> 00:40:09,864 Speaker 1: literally like one of the first scenes is she's wearing 728 00:40:09,864 --> 00:40:12,584 Speaker 1: a short sk and does something sexist and he digs 729 00:40:12,664 --> 00:40:15,264 Speaker 1: them who's got a fighting issue? And then and then 730 00:40:15,304 --> 00:40:17,504 Speaker 1: he says, you know you're asking for it when you 731 00:40:17,584 --> 00:40:21,264 Speaker 1: wear that skirt. Oh, And it's like, you're objectively a 732 00:40:21,304 --> 00:40:25,624 Speaker 1: sexist character, you're objectively toxic, but your hotness makes me 733 00:40:25,704 --> 00:40:28,584 Speaker 1: think that that's okay, which is not okay. And so 734 00:40:29,024 --> 00:40:34,544 Speaker 1: that's Euphoria. That's Kissing Booth playing Elvis. People say it's 735 00:40:34,624 --> 00:40:38,344 Speaker 1: confusing that movie because he's playing Elvis who was not 736 00:40:38,904 --> 00:40:44,264 Speaker 1: kind to Priscilla. No yet, because it's Jacob Lordie and 737 00:40:44,384 --> 00:40:48,144 Speaker 1: he's so sexy. It actually makes you forgive him a 738 00:40:48,184 --> 00:40:51,024 Speaker 1: little bit. So what I'm gonna say, you know, I 739 00:40:51,144 --> 00:40:53,704 Speaker 1: feel like the charge. I think we need to be 740 00:40:53,864 --> 00:40:56,904 Speaker 1: charged for forgiving a hot guy for doing bad things. 741 00:40:57,024 --> 00:41:00,464 Speaker 1: The culture is troubled, Yeah, it is troubled, but no, no, no, 742 00:41:01,424 --> 00:41:04,904 Speaker 1: I charge him with being too sexy. Okay, okay, all 743 00:41:05,024 --> 00:41:12,944 Speaker 1: the charges are actually compliments. Off I understand what you're 744 00:41:13,024 --> 00:41:16,784 Speaker 1: saying and that you have said. What is your sentence? 745 00:41:16,904 --> 00:41:22,264 Speaker 1: My sentence, yes, is simply more content, more movies, more 746 00:41:22,304 --> 00:41:26,464 Speaker 1: TV shows. I need more of him, maybe less toxic, 747 00:41:26,984 --> 00:41:28,824 Speaker 1: because then I thought maybe my sentence is that he 748 00:41:28,864 --> 00:41:32,184 Speaker 1: goes full Charlie's then when she was monster like, maybe 749 00:41:32,264 --> 00:41:33,904 Speaker 1: he's got to be a mess, Like he's got to 750 00:41:33,944 --> 00:41:38,464 Speaker 1: have a mess. Want that. I won't watch that. I won't. 751 00:41:38,784 --> 00:41:41,104 Speaker 1: I do think he needs to continue being sexy, but 752 00:41:41,344 --> 00:41:45,224 Speaker 1: in a slightly less problematic way. Wow, because we forget 753 00:41:45,304 --> 00:41:47,984 Speaker 1: he's acting because we're just too into how hot he's been. 754 00:41:48,464 --> 00:41:50,984 Speaker 1: Love it, love it. He's really good at acting hot. 755 00:41:51,264 --> 00:41:53,064 Speaker 1: But maybe he's not acting. I think he's just hot. 756 00:41:55,104 --> 00:41:57,104 Speaker 1: I'm going to quote you on that anyway. Thank you 757 00:41:57,344 --> 00:42:00,024 Speaker 1: so much for listening to this episode of Canceled. I 758 00:42:00,144 --> 00:42:01,704 Speaker 1: do a new thing now, I haven't told you this, 759 00:42:01,904 --> 00:42:06,824 Speaker 1: where instead of doing stories, I do a carousel. Is 760 00:42:06,864 --> 00:42:08,584 Speaker 1: there a way for you to add that to them 761 00:42:08,744 --> 00:42:11,104 Speaker 1: saved thingings on our Instagra. We don't need them saved 762 00:42:11,144 --> 00:42:12,944 Speaker 1: because they're on the feed. La la la la la. 763 00:42:13,064 --> 00:42:16,584 Speaker 1: Okay it's a little bit uneven, but yeah, okay. Anyway, 764 00:42:16,664 --> 00:42:19,344 Speaker 1: follow us on Instagram, where we will share such things 765 00:42:19,424 --> 00:42:21,824 Speaker 1: as pictures of Jacob Lordie. I'll do some of his 766 00:42:22,104 --> 00:42:25,264 Speaker 1: SNL skits, yeah, and that sort of thing. We should 767 00:42:25,344 --> 00:42:27,944 Speaker 1: share more things on our Instagram. That's a conversation for 768 00:42:28,104 --> 00:42:32,344 Speaker 1: later popline. Yeah. The executive producer of Canceled is to 769 00:42:32,464 --> 00:42:36,224 Speaker 1: lissipers As. Our assistant producer is Charlie Blackman, with audio 770 00:42:36,384 --> 00:42:39,224 Speaker 1: editing by Tom Lyon. We will be back next week. 771 00:42:39,384 --> 00:42:40,264 Speaker 1: Bye bye.