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Speaker 1: So you're listening to a MoMA Mia podcast.

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Speaker 2: Mama Maya acknowledges the traditional owners of land and waters

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Speaker 2: that this podcast is recorded on Hello and welcome to Canceled,

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Speaker 2: The Lazy Girl's Guide to bizarre celebrity cancelations. I'm Jesse

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Speaker 2: Stevens and I'm Claire Stephens. Happy twenty twenty five. We

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Speaker 2: hope you are enjoying this summer. If you're in Australia,

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Speaker 2: it's usually the time we all relaxed. But for some reasons,

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Speaker 2: we don't relax very often here. Never not The lazy

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Speaker 2: girls are never getting all of that. Well, no, we're

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Speaker 2: being the opposite of lazy this time of year. Okay,

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Speaker 2: because what we're going to do is we're going to

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Speaker 2: give our listeners something we're calling Mama MIA's Hot Pod Summer. Well,

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Speaker 2: thank you Rose. What's the weather like out there?

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Speaker 3: It's hot, damn hot, really hot. Heart of this is

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Speaker 3: my short I can cook things in it that'll crash.

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Speaker 3: What cooked.

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Speaker 2: We're giving you our favorite moments from Canceled this year,

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Speaker 2: including our episode on Benefit the relationship that was made

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Speaker 2: up of too much content, joej Sewa, who really pissed

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Speaker 2: off the Internet, and Emily Blunt and those Divorced.

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Speaker 1: Rumors with John Krasinski.

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Speaker 2: And on top of that, all podcasts at My Maya

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Speaker 2: have brand new episodes dropping about the topics we couldn't

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Speaker 2: stop talking about this year, all curated especially for you. Today,

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Speaker 2: we need to talk about Seventh Heaven. If you don't

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Speaker 2: know what that is, and you're five years old, and

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Speaker 2: you shouldn't be listening, because we say the effort sometimes

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Speaker 2: and your mum will get you in trouble. We're recanceling

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Speaker 2: the TV show Seventh Heaven aka The Bible Rewritten for

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Speaker 2: Fox eight. So whether you sat through random marathons on

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Speaker 2: Saturdays or have never watched an episode, we are here

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Speaker 2: to prove to you how truly cooked this show was,

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Speaker 2: and of course assigned charges and sentences. We asked some

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Speaker 2: very important questions like should a teenager go to jail

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Speaker 2: over stealing a single drinking glass?

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Speaker 1: Should siblings hook up?

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Speaker 2: Yes or no? That comes up weirdly often it does,

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Speaker 2: along with many other insane storylines from this show. Enjoy

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Speaker 2: craziest storylines, Jesse, You've already mentioned this. When Mary wants

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Speaker 2: kissing lessons, so practices on her brother Matt. The interesting

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Speaker 2: writer's room recently, and we've talked about this with writing,

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Speaker 2: where you're like, is this a thing? Right, Like you're

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Speaker 2: kind of in a room you're spitballing and you're like, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: you know when you do this and everyone's like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: you just know. In the writer's room, everyone's like, hey,

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Speaker 2: when you just start olding up with your brother because

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Speaker 2: it's illegal. That's not the vibe. So Matt and Mary

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Speaker 1: Sexual kind I know it was episode one, but that

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Speaker 1: was sexual chemistry. Mary asks Matt, so, do I touch

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Speaker 1: Look, if anybody touch his face, he touches your face.

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Speaker 1: Maybe he doesn't look.

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Speaker 1: Do we have to do this?

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Speaker 1: So just stand still? Okay, So I close my eyes.

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Speaker 2: Then Mary's like, okay, so I close my eyes and

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Speaker 1: Oh, dad, this is what it looks like.

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Speaker 2: That's relieve and then there's like sick and the scene

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Speaker 1: This is one of those things that you watch and

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Speaker 2: That wasn't in the fucking brochure. That wasn't the only

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Speaker 1: You're her brother, but I'm a doctor.

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Speaker 3: I hope that doesn't mean what I think it means.

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Speaker 2: What do you not want anyone to look at her

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Speaker 1: Is that it because someone.

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Speaker 2: I've spoken to people who are doctors who deliver babies,

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Speaker 1: And often they say no, I wouldn't want to. I

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Speaker 1: being a creep. It is he's like, no, show me

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Speaker 2: When Matt doesn't steal a glass and ends up in court, Okay,

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Speaker 2: Mary goes to a diner and she steals a glass.

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Speaker 1: It's water glass.

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Speaker 2: Do you remember when we were kids the amount of

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Speaker 2: Obviously. Reverend Campden finds it, yeah, and he's like tut tut,

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Speaker 1: So relatable in terms of adolescent issues.

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Speaker 2: And Matt takes the blame, which is odd, but I

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Speaker 1: Matt goes to jail.

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Speaker 2: Matt and when you're tru no, no, But then all

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Speaker 2: And the sentiment is like, judge, you're gonna arrest all

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Speaker 1: And the judge is like, absolutely not.

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Speaker 2: How the law works, do not? I know that's how

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Speaker 2: So yeah, base, the moral of the story is you

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Speaker 2: the theory I have as of now that Seventh Heaven

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Speaker 2: there's like Old Testament, New Testament, seventh Heaven Testament and

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Speaker 2: seventh Heaven. Everything was like a parable or so shall

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Speaker 2: And what happens and like Reverend is God and it

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Speaker 2: Well, there's a lot of parables. Okay. Next craziest storyline,

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Speaker 2: Simon finds a homeless girl. Simon brings home a homeless

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Speaker 1: Hey, look what I've found. Can I keep her? Can

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Speaker 2: She has the worst makeup I've ever seen to try

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Speaker 1: It's like a little bit of bronze up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they clean her up, and then Simon and Ruthie

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Speaker 1: Slaves are illegal because she's right here. Okay.

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Speaker 2: Then Reverend Camden in a parallel storyline that you forgot

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Speaker 1: Okay, so it's like you also have dirt on your lip?

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Speaker 2: Yeah. It turns out he's not homeless, he's an alcoholic.

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Speaker 2: So Eric goes home and tells Simon, you.

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Speaker 1: Got to give the homeless girl back.

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Speaker 2: Well, no, he's like, this girl's name is Sarah, And

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Speaker 2: year's worth of a story. You trusts, Eric, Yeah, luckily,

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Speaker 2: Eric and Matt go to the alcoholic man's house.

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Speaker 1: So he's not homeless. He's not homeless.

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Speaker 2: Oh, but his house is messy because he's an alcoholic.

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Speaker 1: Okay, which is why he's got dirt.

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Speaker 2: Yes, So they go to his house to clean it. Oh,

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Speaker 1: We see her with laundry busts.

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Speaker 2: I don't think she's on benefits.

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Speaker 1: But I can't see it all.

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Speaker 2: It's a soling cump family. It's a souling cump family

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Speaker 1: It's not paid. It's not paid.

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Speaker 2: And another, actually an important part of that is it

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Speaker 2: Their house is too nice, it's too like a church

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Speaker 2: donated to bloody Sarah and her dad. A church shouldn't

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Speaker 2: where Lucy and Mary are like, take me. Then a

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Speaker 2: weird man comes to Reverend Camden and he's like, can

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Speaker 3: I've got the perfect guy in mind to take Connie

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Speaker 3: to the prom, but I need your help. I was

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Speaker 2: Well, like I said, you know, I could ask. This

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Speaker 1: All men being like can we trade daughters? You know

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Speaker 2: It's exactly what it is. So he's like, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: my daughter Connie, can he take her? He goes home

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Speaker 2: And Matt's face he's like, interesting, is she up? Well,

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Speaker 2: we learn Connie is a slut? How do you learn

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Speaker 1: No, she actually she's curvy. She has short hair. Yeah, wow,

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Speaker 2: So what she is is she's a bisexual temptress.

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Speaker 1: She's a temptress. She's Anna from the uc Yeah, exactly. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: So Matt asks her and she's like, I can't come.

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Speaker 2: I don't have a dress. And Matt's like, that's fine,

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Speaker 2: Mum will make you one.

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Speaker 2: The problem is that night and so Annie has seven kids,

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Speaker 2: So poor Annie, including surprise es. Yeah, that's to take

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Speaker 2: I just know that if that was our family, the

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Speaker 2: at prom, Matt's like, no, I'm gonna be a good Christian.

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Speaker 2: So he's like, why are you a slut? Ah?

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Speaker 1: Why are you a slut? Slight conversion therapy and she's like,

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Speaker 2: Sometimes women are sluts because you're trauma, okay, And that's

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Speaker 2: why Lucy, Mary, Ruthie, they're good girls because they've got

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Speaker 2: the example of Annie in a laundry basket. Exactly. There

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Speaker 2: are many, many more crazy storylines, like when the family

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Speaker 2: celebrated Lucy's first period, and when one character joins a

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Speaker 2: gang and another gets married after one day. To listen

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