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Speaker 2: Mom and Maya acknowledges the traditional owners of land and

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Speaker 2: waters that this podcast is recorded on Hello and welcome

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Speaker 2: to cancel. You sound terrible. The podcast the looks at

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Speaker 2: hilly celebrity crimes. There's science charges and sentences to them,

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Speaker 2: so we can all move on with our life. I

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Speaker 2: don't even think you're sick, but you try to sound

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Speaker 2: I know what I'd say is it's lingering. It's lingering

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Speaker 2: that doesn't go away. Yes, which is so cooling to

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Speaker 2: talk about. Correct. Yeah, I'm Claire Stephens and you are

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Speaker 2: Jesse Stevens and Jesse do you have a lazy girl

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Speaker 2: story for rust? I do? I prepared lovely. I'm going

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Speaker 2: make you listen to this situation. Okay, it's not ideal

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Speaker 2: for the podcast. Environment Laser Girls story from Kathleen with

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Speaker 2: strong undertones of procrastination. I love a little tease. I

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Speaker 2: made the mistake of very publicly talking about my thirty

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Speaker 2: before thirty to do list very laser girl to go

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Speaker 2: making a list. And now I'm a few months out

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Speaker 2: from the big birthday with a miraculous thirty two tasks

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Speaker 2: that need completing because too many things seemed exciting last year.

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Speaker 2: And I bet their things like fire house. I reckon

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Speaker 2: that they'd be like bungee jumping, oh, like that kind

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Speaker 2: She's a lazy girl. I'm really glad she tried the barata. Great,

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Speaker 2: that's the kind of energy we needed from alta. Try

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Speaker 2: hazel nut gelato and you're like, tick tick done? Did that?

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Speaker 2: I mean, my question is what could be more important? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: But also like did you just try? Broh? What were

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Speaker 2: I like, we shouldn't. We shan't be writing lists and

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Speaker 2: your era and I really like, but you acknowledge this.

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Speaker 2: because we think that it jinxes us, but because it

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Speaker 2: we're held to it, because it's worse when we fail.

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Speaker 2: It's worse inevitably. Yes, you.

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Speaker 3: Are about to enter the canceled courtroom. The defendants are celebrities,

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Speaker 3: the chargers are petty, the rulings are final deasie.

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Speaker 2: On today's episode, we are talking about the Olympics. Absolutely,

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Speaker 2: no lazy ever entered the Olympics, didn't care.

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Speaker 4: What would you like to say to your mum? And

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Speaker 4: you see stuff for now, tid the green and Gold

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Speaker 2: Importantly, we are not talking about the twenty twenty four

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Speaker 2: Paras Olympics. Will we touch on those Olympics briefly, but

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Speaker 2: we are talking about the Olympics as in the world's

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Speaker 2: foremost sports competition with more than two hundred teams representing

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Speaker 2: what the Olympics definition like define Olympics. Yeah, yeah, it

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Speaker 2: is a sporting competition. And I guess what we're doing

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Speaker 2: watch cancel the whole comp prosecute the Olympics. Okay, The

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Speaker 2: first known Olympics were held in the summer of seven

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Speaker 2: hundred and seventy six BC in at Olympia, Greece. In Greece,

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Speaker 2: the Romans eventually banned the Olympics in a d three

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Speaker 2: were like, because it feels Greek. Yes, the Olympics were

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Speaker 2: been celebrated every four years since eighteen ninety six, except

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Speaker 2: there have been changes to the modern Olympics, like the

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Speaker 2: There's also been the Paralympic Games for athletes with disabilities,

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Speaker 2: way to the Olympics. So you got your Olympics badge. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: my structure for today is as follows. The OG Games

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Speaker 2: Olympics two point zero guys, please, this is chaos, the

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Speaker 2: weirdest sports. A debate about what's included the Olympic villa,

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Speaker 2: like archaeological things that have been written, et cetera. Drop

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Speaker 2: me to enter, like from my knowledge, from what I

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Speaker 2: I picture the first Olympic Games, I'm seeing a man

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Speaker 2: uncontested historically, right, So firstly only men were allowed to compete. Secondly,

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Speaker 2: was the Spartans who introduced nudity because it was Spartan

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Speaker 2: Wrestling now that only when one contestant admitted defeat. It

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Speaker 2: That's how I've rationalized it. Well, apparently you're meant to

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Speaker 2: thought the Olympics could promote peace and understanding between cultures

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Speaker 2: was also a philosophical component that the competition itself and

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Speaker 2: He wrote, the important thing in life is not the triumph,

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Speaker 2: little bit. That's why I love the Olympics. Yes, it

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Speaker 2: make me emotional, is quite inspirational. The first modern Olympics

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Speaker 2: by the next games four years later, but Jesse the

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Speaker 2: a three story house and he asked the maid if

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Speaker 2: she would look the other way if he played around

420
00:25:51,109 --> 00:25:53,109
Speaker 2: with the lock so that he could get back in

421
00:25:53,189 --> 00:25:55,709
Speaker 2: love and love, because he's like, I've got all the

422
00:25:55,749 --> 00:25:57,629
Speaker 2: time in the world. Yeah. So she was like, I

423
00:25:57,669 --> 00:26:00,429
Speaker 2: don't give a fuck what you do, which is so Australian.

424
00:26:00,549 --> 00:26:03,309
Speaker 2: Yeah that She's like, I don't care. I get paid

425
00:26:03,389 --> 00:26:05,669
Speaker 2: to a quick vacuum. Yeah, you need a hand with

426
00:26:05,709 --> 00:26:09,229
Speaker 2: the lot. I'm your lady and I'm Australian. So I say,

427
00:26:10,229 --> 00:26:14,229
Speaker 2: have fun, and that's what she did. And so he

428
00:26:14,309 --> 00:26:19,749
Speaker 2: says that the next morning after that, he said the

429
00:26:19,909 --> 00:26:22,829
Speaker 2: entire women's for by one hundred relay team of some

430
00:26:23,029 --> 00:26:25,949
Speaker 2: Scandinavian looking country walks out of the house, followed by

431
00:26:25,989 --> 00:26:28,829
Speaker 2: boys from our side, and I'm just going, holy crap,

432
00:26:28,949 --> 00:26:31,589
Speaker 2: we'd watch these girls run the night before, he said,

433
00:26:31,629 --> 00:26:33,869
Speaker 2: everyone just started having sex in the house. There was

434
00:26:33,909 --> 00:26:36,989
Speaker 2: a huge bag of condoms, and he said, I have

435
00:26:37,149 --> 00:26:40,869
Speaker 2: never witnessed so much debauchery in my entire life. You

436
00:26:40,949 --> 00:26:45,709
Speaker 2: know how after Bachelor and Paradise there is an episode

437
00:26:45,949 --> 00:26:50,469
Speaker 2: where they all come back and ask some questions we

438
00:26:50,549 --> 00:26:54,029
Speaker 2: need that. I would love it can be usher you

439
00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:57,069
Speaker 2: didn't receive it. I think it should be sits down

440
00:26:57,069 --> 00:27:01,589
Speaker 2: with everyone, and he says, who hooked up with her? Michael, Michael,

441
00:27:02,309 --> 00:27:04,829
Speaker 2: who do you hook up with? And he just points

442
00:27:04,869 --> 00:27:08,949
Speaker 2: to her him. Yeah, there would be love triangles. There'd

443
00:27:08,949 --> 00:27:12,909
Speaker 2: be tension, and imagine the different kind. Like they'd be

444
00:27:12,989 --> 00:27:16,909
Speaker 2: swimming tension. There'd be athletics tension, they'd be badminton tension.

445
00:27:17,509 --> 00:27:19,949
Speaker 2: And they would be a hierarchy, not just in terms

446
00:27:19,989 --> 00:27:22,869
Speaker 2: of are you here for the table tennis or are

447
00:27:22,869 --> 00:27:26,669
Speaker 2: you here for the swimming, but also did you get

448
00:27:26,669 --> 00:27:28,869
Speaker 2: a gold or did you not get through your heat? Yeah?

449
00:27:28,869 --> 00:27:31,989
Speaker 2: I mean there are so many people who get knocked

450
00:27:32,189 --> 00:27:35,669
Speaker 2: out very early on. I imagine that they party very hard.

451
00:27:35,709 --> 00:27:38,429
Speaker 2: They've got a lot of time. Apparently the year that

452
00:27:38,469 --> 00:27:41,709
Speaker 2: you say Bolt won everything, apparently he was just having

453
00:27:41,749 --> 00:27:44,589
Speaker 2: people in the village throw themselves at him. Apparently the

454
00:27:44,629 --> 00:27:51,389
Speaker 2: athletics boys quite popular okay, yeah, okay, and quite fun

455
00:27:51,389 --> 00:27:54,309
Speaker 2: when they let their head gymnast Oh yeah, apparently they're

456
00:27:54,349 --> 00:27:58,589
Speaker 2: fun too. Yeah. There are about ten thousand athletes there

457
00:27:58,629 --> 00:28:01,349
Speaker 2: for the summer Games, and it becomes a city with

458
00:28:01,389 --> 00:28:05,349
Speaker 2: accommodation and cafes and hairdressers and arcades and discos and

459
00:28:05,429 --> 00:28:09,589
Speaker 2: TV lounges. And at the two thousand Sydney Olympics, seventy

460
00:28:10,109 --> 00:28:13,669
Speaker 2: condoms wasn't enough, prompting a second order of twenty thousand

461
00:28:13,709 --> 00:28:16,869
Speaker 2: and a new standing order of one hundred thousand condoms

462
00:28:16,909 --> 00:28:20,829
Speaker 2: per Olympics. One former a lot of condoms perpose, it

463
00:28:20,909 --> 00:28:25,869
Speaker 2: is unless there's just one guy having a really nice time.

464
00:28:26,749 --> 00:28:30,189
Speaker 2: One former gold medalist, Hope Solo, said, there's a lot

465
00:28:30,269 --> 00:28:33,069
Speaker 2: of sex going on. I'd say it's seventy percent to

466
00:28:33,189 --> 00:28:36,629
Speaker 2: seventy five percent of Olympians. And she said, unlike at

467
00:28:36,629 --> 00:28:39,149
Speaker 2: a bar, it's not awkward to strike up a conversation

468
00:28:39,509 --> 00:28:42,869
Speaker 2: because you have something in common. Okay, is it like

469
00:28:43,109 --> 00:28:46,269
Speaker 2: prison in that it's inappropriate to ask if you've got

470
00:28:46,309 --> 00:28:48,829
Speaker 2: a medal? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's like you

471
00:28:48,829 --> 00:28:51,549
Speaker 2: don't ask what someone's in for. It's rude. So you

472
00:28:51,589 --> 00:28:54,389
Speaker 2: don't say, like, how did you go? Yeah, because there's

473
00:28:54,389 --> 00:28:55,669
Speaker 2: a lot of people where that's going to be a

474
00:28:55,709 --> 00:29:00,269
Speaker 2: very sore point triggering. Apparently, the swimmers are quite popular

475
00:29:00,589 --> 00:29:04,949
Speaker 2: because they finish quite so early. So they finish early

476
00:29:05,429 --> 00:29:08,949
Speaker 2: and then it's party, party, party, remember for Tokyo because

477
00:29:08,989 --> 00:29:13,469
Speaker 2: of COVID. The anti bonk beds. I remember hearing about this.

478
00:29:13,549 --> 00:29:17,109
Speaker 2: I can't remember exactly how they were anti bonk. Yeah,

479
00:29:17,149 --> 00:29:20,189
Speaker 2: so they were like cardboard and so they were designed

480
00:29:20,189 --> 00:29:25,589
Speaker 2: to only hold the weight of one person and any activity.

481
00:29:26,509 --> 00:29:31,109
Speaker 2: And Kurt firmly the Aussie yeah, he tweeted, being like, well,

482
00:29:31,189 --> 00:29:35,709
Speaker 2: lucky I've got a chair. He's a paraly Yeah. I

483
00:29:35,789 --> 00:29:41,309
Speaker 2: love that. At the time we get two gymnasts. Yeah,

484
00:29:41,349 --> 00:29:44,549
Speaker 2: and like people can use the floor at the time.

485
00:29:44,629 --> 00:29:47,629
Speaker 2: A former long jump star said the ban is a

486
00:29:47,629 --> 00:29:50,109
Speaker 2: big laughing stock for me. It doesn't work at all.

487
00:29:50,189 --> 00:29:52,749
Speaker 2: Sex is always an issue in the village, he said.

488
00:29:52,789 --> 00:29:55,549
Speaker 2: The athletes are at their physical peak at the Olympics.

489
00:29:55,629 --> 00:29:58,069
Speaker 2: When the competition is over, they want to release their

490
00:29:58,189 --> 00:30:02,949
Speaker 2: energy now. Matthew sayed, a former table tennis star so

491
00:30:03,109 --> 00:30:06,589
Speaker 2: different kind of athlete, made his debut at Barcelona in

492
00:30:06,669 --> 00:30:09,349
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety two, and he revealed he had had more

493
00:30:09,429 --> 00:30:12,709
Speaker 2: sex during that competition that he'd ever had in his life.

494
00:30:13,029 --> 00:30:16,149
Speaker 2: He said, I'm often asked if the Olympic village, the

495
00:30:16,269 --> 00:30:19,549
Speaker 2: vast restaurant and housing conglomeration that hosts the world's top

496
00:30:19,589 --> 00:30:22,149
Speaker 2: athletes for the duration of the Games, is the sex

497
00:30:22,229 --> 00:30:24,829
Speaker 2: fest it is cracked up to be. My answer is

498
00:30:24,869 --> 00:30:27,789
Speaker 2: always the same, too, right it is. I played my

499
00:30:27,869 --> 00:30:30,509
Speaker 2: first games in Barcelona and got laid more often in

500
00:30:30,509 --> 00:30:32,669
Speaker 2: those two and a half weeks than in the rest

501
00:30:32,749 --> 00:30:35,109
Speaker 2: of my life up to that point. That is to

502
00:30:35,149 --> 00:30:40,429
Speaker 2: say twice. Say a table cetorhig may not sound a lot,

503
00:30:40,589 --> 00:30:43,429
Speaker 2: but for a twenty one year old undergraduate with crooked teeth,

504
00:30:43,509 --> 00:30:48,029
Speaker 2: it was a line of miracle with crooked teeth who

505
00:30:48,309 --> 00:30:52,749
Speaker 2: professionally played table denner. He said, Barcelona was for many

506
00:30:52,749 --> 00:30:55,749
Speaker 2: of US Olympic virgins as much about sex as it

507
00:30:55,829 --> 00:30:59,389
Speaker 2: was about sport. Ah and I I feel like, okay,

508
00:30:59,789 --> 00:31:01,909
Speaker 2: who would I I'm at the bar and I'm having

509
00:31:01,909 --> 00:31:04,229
Speaker 2: a chat, and I go, what are you in for?

510
00:31:04,669 --> 00:31:07,389
Speaker 2: I like pole vaulting. I think there's something a bit

511
00:31:07,389 --> 00:31:10,949
Speaker 2: sexy about pole vaulting. I like beach volleyball. I like tennis.

512
00:31:10,989 --> 00:31:13,109
Speaker 2: I like tennis. I was going to say tennis is life.

513
00:31:14,709 --> 00:31:17,749
Speaker 2: There's something a bit intense about a run. I think

514
00:31:17,749 --> 00:31:20,669
Speaker 2: there's something a bit in about it, like one how

515
00:31:20,749 --> 00:31:23,149
Speaker 2: are yeah? Yeah, yeah, a lot of power coming at

516
00:31:23,189 --> 00:31:27,149
Speaker 2: me quick. Team sports are lovely A team sports Yep, yep, yep.

517
00:31:27,629 --> 00:31:29,789
Speaker 2: I agree. I can deal with that. I must say

518
00:31:29,829 --> 00:31:32,509
Speaker 2: table tennis isn't doing it for me. An anonymous British

519
00:31:32,549 --> 00:31:36,309
Speaker 2: olympians said after the London Olympics Team USA was in

520
00:31:36,389 --> 00:31:39,269
Speaker 2: general the flirtiest and the most up for it. Yeah,

521
00:31:39,269 --> 00:31:42,229
Speaker 2: have you ever been on a Kentu? Then the Eastern

522
00:31:42,269 --> 00:31:45,429
Speaker 2: Europeans they're so laid back. That's the kind of gossip

523
00:31:45,469 --> 00:31:47,549
Speaker 2: I wanted. You know, who else I reckon would be

524
00:31:48,029 --> 00:31:51,509
Speaker 2: into it? Who the Brits. Oh, the Brits would be wild,

525
00:31:51,589 --> 00:31:53,669
Speaker 2: they would be wild, they'd be there for a good time,

526
00:31:53,789 --> 00:31:56,749
Speaker 2: as with the Aussies. And then I reckon, you'd have

527
00:31:57,309 --> 00:32:08,709
Speaker 2: you'd have the quieter codry of Scandinavians being a bit quieter. Yeah,

528
00:32:09,749 --> 00:32:13,829
Speaker 2: four vibe, Jesse, You're weirdly into the Olympics. Always tell

529
00:32:13,869 --> 00:32:16,669
Speaker 2: me about the opening ceremony. I love the Olympics. Yeah,

530
00:32:16,829 --> 00:32:19,189
Speaker 2: I love her so much and they don't come around

531
00:32:19,829 --> 00:32:22,069
Speaker 2: soon enough. Do you want the general vibe of the

532
00:32:22,069 --> 00:32:26,549
Speaker 2: Olympics thus far? A great? Great? I want the vibe

533
00:32:26,749 --> 00:32:40,109
Speaker 2: of Yeah, the opening ceremony okay, weird, mm hmm, bizarre, strange, brilliant.

534
00:32:41,349 --> 00:32:46,429
Speaker 2: If people have taken any offense, we are, of course

535
00:32:46,469 --> 00:32:50,989
Speaker 2: really really sorry. Okay, Jesse. These are some of the

536
00:32:51,309 --> 00:32:56,029
Speaker 2: tweets in reaction to the current Olympics, and I think

537
00:32:56,069 --> 00:32:58,629
Speaker 2: they just really sum up the vibe. Okay, you read

538
00:32:58,669 --> 00:33:03,509
Speaker 2: them summing up the opening ceremonies. And it is the

539
00:33:03,669 --> 00:33:06,549
Speaker 2: clip from Fleabag where the sister has got the really

540
00:33:06,549 --> 00:33:11,069
Speaker 2: bad haircut and the main character Bag is trying to

541
00:33:11,269 --> 00:33:15,349
Speaker 2: reassure her by saying, Claire, it's French, which is the

542
00:33:15,429 --> 00:33:18,749
Speaker 2: opening ceremony. Then we've got Olympic athlete makes one tiny

543
00:33:18,749 --> 00:33:22,269
Speaker 2: mistake me pathetic, which is how I felt about the skateboarding. Yeah.

544
00:33:22,349 --> 00:33:25,709
Speaker 2: Then we've got the creative director of the Paris opening

545
00:33:25,749 --> 00:33:27,869
Speaker 2: ceremonies and it is a picture of Emily from Paris.

546
00:33:27,949 --> 00:33:33,069
Speaker 2: Now not untrue because the creative director, Thomas Jolly was like,

547
00:33:33,789 --> 00:33:37,029
Speaker 2: I want to play with French cliche. So he was

548
00:33:37,109 --> 00:33:40,669
Speaker 2: taking the piss. The whole opening ceremony was him taking

549
00:33:40,709 --> 00:33:43,989
Speaker 2: the piss out of us for what we think is French.

550
00:33:45,229 --> 00:33:48,309
Speaker 2: Do you understand? It's very good, it's very meta, but

551
00:33:48,389 --> 00:33:52,189
Speaker 2: it's also very French. It's very French. So at the

552
00:33:52,229 --> 00:33:55,389
Speaker 2: Beijing Olympics they were like, here are our exports and

553
00:33:55,429 --> 00:33:58,749
Speaker 2: they had like it wasn't wool but like wool and

554
00:33:58,989 --> 00:34:01,229
Speaker 2: look how great we are world, And even like the

555
00:34:01,269 --> 00:34:04,309
Speaker 2: Sydney Olympics, it was like we are celebrating all the

556
00:34:04,309 --> 00:34:07,629
Speaker 2: things that we are in our history. Like it's very earnest, yeah,

557
00:34:07,669 --> 00:34:10,349
Speaker 2: and very like nationalistic and yeah, I went back. Can

558
00:34:10,349 --> 00:34:14,749
Speaker 2: watch Nicki Webster's performance still slaps sorry brilliant what is

559
00:34:14,829 --> 00:34:17,869
Speaker 2: she seeing? It's like under our southern skies or something.

560
00:34:17,909 --> 00:34:28,029
Speaker 2: But it was stawny Rossi. I'm pretty sure it was

561
00:34:28,149 --> 00:34:31,069
Speaker 2: just like up there doing her thing, like has it dated?

562
00:34:31,429 --> 00:34:35,149
Speaker 2: Of course it happens. Is it problematic? Absolutely, But in

563
00:34:35,189 --> 00:34:37,549
Speaker 2: the moment Nicki Webster has the voice of an age.

564
00:34:37,549 --> 00:34:40,629
Speaker 2: I felt something, whereas with the French they were like,

565
00:34:41,589 --> 00:34:45,109
Speaker 2: we have Notre Dame m we have our river with

566
00:34:45,149 --> 00:34:48,429
Speaker 2: the peron. They're like, we're better than you and we

567
00:34:48,509 --> 00:34:52,429
Speaker 2: don't need to prove ourselves. Were Paris, have you seen

568
00:34:52,469 --> 00:34:55,629
Speaker 2: the Eiffel Tower. Yeah, Celine Dion's in the Eiffel Tower.

569
00:34:56,269 --> 00:34:58,549
Speaker 2: I wouldn't prove anything. I'm gonna do weird ship. Here's

570
00:34:58,549 --> 00:35:00,949
Speaker 2: a punk band that you've never heard of. And here's

571
00:35:00,949 --> 00:35:04,509
Speaker 2: someone holding Marie Antoinette's head. She's not got a head.

572
00:35:04,789 --> 00:35:07,949
Speaker 2: And if you have a problem with that, that's done you.

573
00:35:08,429 --> 00:35:11,389
Speaker 2: He's a bad can can. Here's that's a threesome. Here's

574
00:35:11,469 --> 00:35:15,149
Speaker 2: Lady Gaga. Actually this performance was pre recorded. Bon soir.

575
00:35:19,629 --> 00:35:23,749
Speaker 2: Why it's raining in the Pooh River? Why all the

576
00:35:23,789 --> 00:35:27,389
Speaker 2: athletes are wet? You can't see their uniforms are in ponchos.

577
00:35:27,469 --> 00:35:29,709
Speaker 2: And they were all these men standing there looking like

578
00:35:29,709 --> 00:35:32,149
Speaker 2: they'd pissed themselves because because the rain had gone to

579
00:35:32,229 --> 00:35:35,029
Speaker 2: their pants. Yeah. And also the French with the opening

580
00:35:35,029 --> 00:35:36,709
Speaker 2: ceremony of the commentary was really weird. And I think

581
00:35:36,749 --> 00:35:38,509
Speaker 2: it's because the French were like, we're not giving you

582
00:35:38,589 --> 00:35:41,029
Speaker 2: a briefing, like you should get it. You should get it,

583
00:35:41,109 --> 00:35:44,069
Speaker 2: and if you don't be more French, that's on you.

584
00:35:44,349 --> 00:35:50,069
Speaker 2: I loved it. Okay. Just one more thing to enter

585
00:35:50,109 --> 00:35:54,029
Speaker 2: into the vibe was a tweet where somebody said things

586
00:35:54,029 --> 00:35:56,429
Speaker 2: I did not expect to google today, and it was

587
00:35:56,509 --> 00:36:02,029
Speaker 2: after the opening ceremony, and they googled our Minions French like. Okay.

588
00:36:02,629 --> 00:36:05,029
Speaker 2: I was watching the opening ceremony and I thought there

589
00:36:05,069 --> 00:36:07,309
Speaker 2: was an ad for the Minis film and I thought,

590
00:36:07,389 --> 00:36:10,389
Speaker 2: there simply cannot be another Minions film. Then I realized

591
00:36:10,509 --> 00:36:12,949
Speaker 2: it was part of the broadcast. My one year old

592
00:36:12,989 --> 00:36:15,109
Speaker 2: got very excited because there were Minions on the screen,

593
00:36:15,149 --> 00:36:16,869
Speaker 2: and I was like, what does this have to do

594
00:36:16,949 --> 00:36:20,949
Speaker 2: with anything? Why are there minions? Apparently one half of

595
00:36:20,989 --> 00:36:23,709
Speaker 2: the people who wrote Despicable Me, which is apparently the

596
00:36:23,749 --> 00:36:27,309
Speaker 2: Minions movie, was a French person. Okay, lovely, I have

597
00:36:27,349 --> 00:36:30,709
Speaker 2: one more factory on the river sen You know how

598
00:36:30,749 --> 00:36:32,989
Speaker 2: people were pooping in it? Yeah, so apparently if you

599
00:36:32,989 --> 00:36:35,109
Speaker 2: went and pooped in it and you just pulled your

600
00:36:35,149 --> 00:36:38,549
Speaker 2: pants down and your didy thing, which always a scheduled

601
00:36:38,549 --> 00:36:41,189
Speaker 2: poo is always confused me a little bit. But you

602
00:36:41,189 --> 00:36:44,189
Speaker 2: could be done for public nudity. So what people were

603
00:36:44,189 --> 00:36:45,749
Speaker 2: being told to do was that you had to poo

604
00:36:45,789 --> 00:36:47,829
Speaker 2: in a bag at home and then put in then

605
00:36:47,949 --> 00:36:50,749
Speaker 2: deposit in there. And you were also told the exact

606
00:36:50,789 --> 00:36:59,829
Speaker 2: time so that the current would hit Macron. Do you understand, Yes,

607
00:37:00,269 --> 00:37:02,989
Speaker 2: these are the French we are dealing with. Of course

608
00:37:03,029 --> 00:37:05,509
Speaker 2: that was their opening ceremony. What did you expect? You

609
00:37:05,589 --> 00:37:08,029
Speaker 2: have power? Here's my poo, here is my poo. And

610
00:37:08,069 --> 00:37:09,909
Speaker 2: I wanted to hit you while you're in the work.

611
00:37:10,149 --> 00:37:14,549
Speaker 2: I want you to get ecali because you're trying to

612
00:37:14,629 --> 00:37:18,629
Speaker 2: prove a point. I won't. I won't let you make

613
00:37:18,629 --> 00:37:23,829
Speaker 2: our river swimmable. Why think about it? Why? Why? Who

614
00:37:23,829 --> 00:37:32,669
Speaker 2: are you hurting Jessee? It's time for charges and sentences.

615
00:37:34,949 --> 00:37:38,829
Speaker 2: As I said before, my thing with the Olympics is

616
00:37:38,869 --> 00:37:42,589
Speaker 2: we've got a problem with scope. We're not clear about

617
00:37:42,589 --> 00:37:45,829
Speaker 2: what is and isn't part of the Olympics. Yeah, and

618
00:37:45,869 --> 00:37:50,149
Speaker 2: that's why we have a competition where we have breaking

619
00:37:51,149 --> 00:37:54,269
Speaker 2: and the marathon. There's also that sport. And look, I

620
00:37:54,349 --> 00:37:57,189
Speaker 2: love watching it because you get red cartage the one

621
00:37:57,189 --> 00:38:00,229
Speaker 2: way you're walking, but you're running, you know one Yeah,

622
00:38:00,429 --> 00:38:04,869
Speaker 2: hangers walking one foot must be on the ground at

623
00:38:04,869 --> 00:38:07,829
Speaker 2: all times, which it is harder than it looks. Yeah,

624
00:38:07,989 --> 00:38:11,869
Speaker 2: when else are we doing that? Is there a World Championships?

625
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Speaker 2: I don't know. It only comes off during the Olympics.

626
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Speaker 2: I just I do think it's got an issue with scope,

627
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Speaker 2: and so what I would say is that they've got

628
00:38:20,869 --> 00:38:25,509
Speaker 2: an identity crisis. So my sentence is this, in four

629
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Speaker 2: years time, I forget where the Olympics is meant to be.

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Speaker 2: It might be Brisbane. I wasn't. That's eight years okay, Well,

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Speaker 2: because I'm like, I'm planning a holiday around it. I

632
00:38:36,269 --> 00:38:39,749
Speaker 2: would like to be in Brisbane. Yeah, me too. Really stop,

633
00:38:40,109 --> 00:38:42,589
Speaker 2: I'm excited. Yeah, me too. All right, because a big

634
00:38:42,589 --> 00:38:47,069
Speaker 2: problem with the Olympics is it ruins places, so huge

635
00:38:47,149 --> 00:38:50,709
Speaker 2: issues with like building the infrastructure, and then like homelessness

636
00:38:50,749 --> 00:38:54,749
Speaker 2: and displacing people and all of that. So I reckon

637
00:38:55,229 --> 00:38:59,269
Speaker 2: four years from now, go back to Olympia, not Athens,

638
00:38:59,709 --> 00:39:02,669
Speaker 2: Olympia where that like it's in Greece somewhere. But yes,

639
00:39:02,869 --> 00:39:08,069
Speaker 2: there's nothing there, nothing ruins, okay, And that is where

640
00:39:08,149 --> 00:39:15,989
Speaker 2: you do. You're origional games were Australians ones naked. Oh

641
00:39:16,109 --> 00:39:20,869
Speaker 2: everyone's naked. Everyone go back you only breaking I don't

642
00:39:20,909 --> 00:39:24,069
Speaker 2: know about breaking naked. No, but you'll only do sports

643
00:39:24,109 --> 00:39:26,429
Speaker 2: that were in the original games. Oh, we're doing a

644
00:39:26,549 --> 00:39:33,229
Speaker 2: whole recreation of the original game games. So you're doing

645
00:39:33,269 --> 00:39:36,109
Speaker 2: that fighting where you're not allowed to eye gouge, but

646
00:39:36,109 --> 00:39:39,429
Speaker 2: you're allowed to do anything else and you're naked and

647
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Speaker 2: your time. Women are welcome. Wow. Yeah, okay like that.

648
00:39:45,069 --> 00:39:48,749
Speaker 2: There's actually no swimming, right, Okay, I quite like that.

649
00:39:49,509 --> 00:39:52,789
Speaker 2: Definitely no loan synchronized swimming. And because the Olympics are

650
00:39:52,789 --> 00:39:54,989
Speaker 2: having an identity crisis, so let's start from scratch and

651
00:39:55,029 --> 00:40:00,269
Speaker 2: go from there. Otherwise we end up at breaking fake point.

652
00:40:00,909 --> 00:40:04,829
Speaker 2: Your charge and center, Okay, my charge is the gap

653
00:40:04,829 --> 00:40:08,989
Speaker 2: in between. So what I struggle with is the wait.

654
00:40:09,589 --> 00:40:11,709
Speaker 2: And don't try and tell me, but the Winter Olympics

655
00:40:11,709 --> 00:40:15,269
Speaker 2: are into I don't give a talk about the Winter Olympics.

656
00:40:15,309 --> 00:40:17,429
Speaker 2: And I've said that, and I think the reason I'm

657
00:40:17,429 --> 00:40:19,029
Speaker 2: excited this time is because I only had to wait

658
00:40:19,069 --> 00:40:22,149
Speaker 2: three years because we had a late Tokyo because of COVID.

659
00:40:22,789 --> 00:40:26,989
Speaker 2: Four years is too long. And what happens is I study,

660
00:40:27,549 --> 00:40:31,149
Speaker 2: and I go really deep during the Olympics, and then

661
00:40:31,229 --> 00:40:34,469
Speaker 2: by the time the Olympics comes around again, I've forgotten

662
00:40:34,509 --> 00:40:36,429
Speaker 2: what a wolf turn on a beam is yeah, and

663
00:40:36,469 --> 00:40:40,669
Speaker 2: I've got to learn it all over again. So I

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00:40:40,709 --> 00:40:45,029
Speaker 2: would like the Olympics to be always on because I

665
00:40:45,189 --> 00:40:50,629
Speaker 2: struggle with the pressure that they're under. Right, you get

666
00:40:51,269 --> 00:40:55,669
Speaker 2: one moment, one opportunity, one opportunity, as Eminem says, yeah,

667
00:40:55,709 --> 00:40:57,949
Speaker 2: every four years. And you don't have that many four

668
00:40:58,029 --> 00:41:01,229
Speaker 2: year cycles in you. No, No, I got a handful.

669
00:41:01,629 --> 00:41:05,869
Speaker 2: Especially you're retiring at what twenty six, twenty seven? Well, yeah,

670
00:41:05,869 --> 00:41:09,829
Speaker 2: you've only got a few. So my sentence is no

671
00:41:09,869 --> 00:41:14,949
Speaker 2: more opening and closing. We don't close. Yeah, and people

672
00:41:15,029 --> 00:41:19,149
Speaker 2: have been complaining about the opening ceremony four hours. Well

673
00:41:19,189 --> 00:41:22,229
Speaker 2: you know what, we won't close it. Yeah, we built

674
00:41:22,229 --> 00:41:25,469
Speaker 2: the infrastructure. Always they go to close it. We're all

675
00:41:25,509 --> 00:41:27,749
Speaker 2: sitting there waiting for the broadcast. You got the commentators,

676
00:41:27,829 --> 00:41:31,109
Speaker 2: no notes, situation normal for France, and they're just like,

677
00:41:31,189 --> 00:41:33,869
Speaker 2: come on, where are the minions on a float? Guess what?

678
00:41:33,949 --> 00:41:36,109
Speaker 2: There's no float? What do you mean there's no float.

679
00:41:37,069 --> 00:41:41,309
Speaker 2: It's always It's like when you're at school and you

680
00:41:41,349 --> 00:41:44,029
Speaker 2: would pray and you do your opening of the prayer

681
00:41:44,189 --> 00:41:45,549
Speaker 2: and you do your sign of the Cross, and then

682
00:41:45,589 --> 00:41:47,029
Speaker 2: you go and pray, and you're like, I better do

683
00:41:47,109 --> 00:41:51,589
Speaker 2: the end, because otherwise I'm always Yeah, I'm fighting with

684
00:41:51,629 --> 00:41:53,869
Speaker 2: my sister. Yeah, I've got to close off the prayer

685
00:41:54,309 --> 00:41:58,589
Speaker 2: we're in. Prayer is constantly going. If there's no closing ceremony,

686
00:41:59,189 --> 00:42:02,109
Speaker 2: the athletes never have to go home, and you know

687
00:42:02,149 --> 00:42:04,629
Speaker 2: what would happen. They'd run out of condoms. We'd get

688
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Speaker 2: a baby boom and we would get a super race

689
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Speaker 2: of babies. Oh my god, stop it. Yeah, athletic little baby,

690
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Speaker 2: a weightlifter. Yeah, meet say gymnast, what happens? Love? And

691
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Speaker 2: then in twenty years you watch the world records broken.

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696
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