WEBVTT - Andrew Garfield: Calling In Sick, A Witch & A Very Big Flirt

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to a MoMA Mia podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>to Canceled. The Lazy Girl's Guide to the ZAR Celebrity Cancelations.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Claire Stephens and I'm Jesse Stephens. And today's episode

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<v Speaker 2>does not do what I just introduced. Our podcast us shit. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>it's one where we virtually choose someone who's uncancellable, but

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<v Speaker 2>for the lulls. Actually that's a lie. It kind of

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<v Speaker 2>does go into things that are a bit cancled. I've

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<v Speaker 2>seen him get in trouble. I've seen it and get

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<v Speaker 2>in trouble. He's not untouchable. Well, anyone who's famous is

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<v Speaker 2>being concurrently canceled. Everyone knows that always. But I will

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<v Speaker 2>say it makes me sad that culturally, the people who

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<v Speaker 2>seem uncancellable, that's usually just God for men. Yes, and

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<v Speaker 2>we will say data point, just to put on the

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<v Speaker 2>table here a bit of an insight into the BTS.

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<v Speaker 2>No one ever asked for this, but we love you.

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<v Speaker 2>Hang it. Yeah, yeah, Kerby. Women who are on canceled

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<v Speaker 2>perform better than former, enormously better than men, because women

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<v Speaker 2>allegedly are fun to hate. Yeah, they're a lot more

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<v Speaker 2>fun to hate than we do a man. And everyone's like, eh,

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<v Speaker 2>he seems he just seems fine. He's just doing his best.

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<v Speaker 2>What men are allowed to be complex and eccentric and

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<v Speaker 2>fuck up? Yep, but have it still fold into who

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<v Speaker 2>they are as humans. Whereas women people just find them

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit annoying for reasons they can't articulate. That

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<v Speaker 2>reason is usually misogyny. Yes, you are about to enter

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<v Speaker 2>the canceled courtroom. The defendants are celebrities, the chargers are petty.

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<v Speaker 3>The rulings are final.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I have been down an Andrew Garfield rabbit hole.

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<v Speaker 4>I want Andrew Goethor to smash a laptop on my tits.

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<v Speaker 3>Andrew Garfield, you too have a Spice Girl's connection. Didn't

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<v Speaker 3>someone didn't a lovely lady, A lovely lady. Didn't she

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<v Speaker 3>ask you out through the medium of the Spice Girl's music?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, thank you very much. How did you know that?

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<v Speaker 3>You must have told somebody?

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<v Speaker 4>Only my deeply intimate praise Andrew Garfield is thick and

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<v Speaker 4>woke to the best things to be. If I am

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<v Speaker 4>in fact thick, my God, that's the dream. Because when

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<v Speaker 4>I was a kid, I was I was a streak

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<v Speaker 4>of piss. As you might say, I'm not visibly on

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<v Speaker 4>social media. I have a couple of secret accounts watching

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<v Speaker 4>you all talk your shit. My first kiss, I also

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<v Speaker 4>kissed sixteen other people that same night.

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<v Speaker 2>I like him. It started with his chicken shop dight.

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<v Speaker 2>Did I just friend zone? This is I.

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<v Speaker 4>Shouldn't have done that unless that's what you want.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I don't know what I want.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I'm young to know what you want. You have

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<v Speaker 4>my number, do I?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? I ask for my number at I did, which

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<v Speaker 2>we'll get to. But then there was something deeper. Now, Jesse,

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<v Speaker 2>I host another podcast called but Are You Happy, which

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<v Speaker 2>is very different to this show tone wise, and we

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<v Speaker 2>talk about meaning and purpose and emotions enough, the very

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<v Speaker 2>heavy reality of the human experience, and a few listeners

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<v Speaker 2>we're just going to give but Are You Happier plug

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<v Speaker 2>on my watch. Well, a few listeners of that show

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<v Speaker 2>were messaging me being like, you have to listen to

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<v Speaker 2>this podcast with Andrew Garfield. It would be right up

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<v Speaker 2>your alley because I was like, okay, and it's an

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<v Speaker 2>episode of modern love where the idea is that it's

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<v Speaker 2>part interview, part someone reading a modern love essay from

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<v Speaker 2>the New York Times. And I've seen clips of this,

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<v Speaker 2>but I haven't actually watched it. Highly highly recommend. It

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<v Speaker 2>is beautiful.

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<v Speaker 4>My wife hasn't worn a bikini for six years and

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<v Speaker 4>probably never will again. She says she's too old, which

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<v Speaker 4>makes me sad. She's a beautiful woman with gray and

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<v Speaker 4>her hair. My parents no longer drive at night.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, when you feel less like giggling and more like

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<v Speaker 2>contemplating the very essence of our existence, go listen to it.

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<v Speaker 2>But I do actually feel quite emotionally connected to Andrew Garfields.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just putting that on the table. That's an important Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>it's about grief and longing and love and the idea

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<v Speaker 2>of accepting how limited we are email time on Earth. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm going to bring right now is id' his

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<v Speaker 2>friends with Jamie DORNERA. Oh what a hot friendship. I

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<v Speaker 2>know he's actually in a really hot friendship group. Yeah, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>who else I read about it? I feel like he's

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<v Speaker 2>semi friends with Tom Holland, both British, and they both

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<v Speaker 2>played Spider Man. Tom Holand is a little bit younger,

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<v Speaker 2>hang on. Let me find who else, because I just

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<v Speaker 2>Jamie Dornan is another man I connect. I'm looking at

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<v Speaker 2>a photo because everyone says he's got a hot group

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<v Speaker 2>of friends. Jamie Dornan is one of them. I guess

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<v Speaker 2>they're from like the same corner of the world. Not really.

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<v Speaker 2>Andrew Garfield grew up in Surrey, whereas Jamie Dorner. But

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<v Speaker 2>what I am seeing in this picture is that he

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<v Speaker 2>is with Lynn Manuel Miranda, so I'm going to assume

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<v Speaker 2>that very close friends. Yeah, okay, well he's friends with

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<v Speaker 2>Lynn Manuel because he was in Tictic Boom. Anyway, onto

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<v Speaker 2>the Lolls. He was also pictured with bo Burnham. Ah,

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<v Speaker 2>that is on a double date. He's a very hot

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<v Speaker 2>group of men. Andrew Russell Garfield didn't see that coming. No,

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<v Speaker 2>we're all shocked by the Russell is a very sexy boy.

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<v Speaker 2>Speaking of Garfield, we did a thing recently. We played

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<v Speaker 2>this game where everyone had to put a name into

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<v Speaker 2>a hat. Then you had to guess who would put

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<v Speaker 2>it in. So like you might put in Jennifer Lopez,

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<v Speaker 2>or you might put in Anthony Albeneasy, someone put in Garfield.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck it got me like Garfield the cat. Yeah it

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<v Speaker 2>was so random. Yeah, I could not guess who'd done it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Garfield like someone I hadn't thought about in a while

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<v Speaker 2>as man as Nandy Say Garfield the Cat, Yes, what

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<v Speaker 2>was Garfield? Was it meant to be funny anyway? Andrew

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<v Speaker 2>Garfields has been in movies like The Social Network, The

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<v Speaker 2>Amazing Spider Man, The Amazing Spider Man Too, where he

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<v Speaker 2>played spider Man Hacksaw Ridge Never Let Me Go, great film.

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<v Speaker 2>He was very young. Tick Tick Boom, which I really

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<v Speaker 2>want to see. So he's a good singer, right, Oh

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<v Speaker 2>he can see the man yea flawless, flawless and tik

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<v Speaker 2>tic Boom was directed by Lynn Manuel Miranda. And that's

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<v Speaker 2>who his other friend is. His other friend was in

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<v Speaker 2>Lame Is Eddie Redmain. That's the other whole Wow, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>yeah yeah, what a lovely group of men. Garfield became

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<v Speaker 2>interested in acting at the age of sixteen when a

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<v Speaker 2>friend convinced him to take theater studies for his A levels,

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<v Speaker 2>which is the equivalent of like khsa eta as they

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<v Speaker 2>were one student short of being able to run the class.

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<v Speaker 2>And you just know that friend is like I could

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<v Speaker 2>have been Andrew Garfield if I just asked Boris to

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<v Speaker 2>join that class instead, but instead I asked Andrew Garfield.

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<v Speaker 2>You know when you're like he walked in and just

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<v Speaker 2>was a full thespion. Yeah, you know when you're like, hey, hey, Tarlie,

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<v Speaker 2>come join the netball team, and then Tarlie is the

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<v Speaker 2>best person on the netball team and you're like, well

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<v Speaker 2>that wasn't fucked her actually happened. You were meant to

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<v Speaker 2>just be a fill in. Yeah. Yeah, now you're better

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<v Speaker 2>than me, which is not difficult. My structure for today

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<v Speaker 2>is as follows, Spider Man method, acting, a meet, cute

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<v Speaker 2>times too, the most romantic date of all time, and

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<v Speaker 2>the moment the Internet broke spider Man. Andrew Garfield was

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<v Speaker 2>cast as Peter Parker in The Amazing Spider Man Got

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<v Speaker 2>a Knife the real Life. Yes, it's a real knife.

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<v Speaker 2>My weakness it's small knives. Wasn't my Spider Man was

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<v Speaker 2>Troby mcguith. Yes, yes, but I am a big fan

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<v Speaker 2>of every single Spider Man. I think you can't watch

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<v Speaker 2>Spider Man enough. I don't like it's it's a shared

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<v Speaker 2>interest of me and my husband's. Yeah, I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>it's a bit one. No, like you get bit by

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<v Speaker 2>spider and it stresses me out having your web No,

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<v Speaker 2>and then you do the web thing and it sticks

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<v Speaker 2>to places. Yeah, and then you just Spider Man. You

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<v Speaker 2>save things, and you go up against a goblin like

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<v Speaker 2>I just feel as though some pace. Sometimes there's an

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<v Speaker 2>Emma stone, Sometimes there's a cursed in Dunce. Sometimes there's

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<v Speaker 2>a Zendaya you just never know. Was his stone. And

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<v Speaker 2>they fell in love, I thought so. And they dated

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<v Speaker 2>for years. Yeah, they were together for quite a while,

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<v Speaker 2>and they're a bit on and off. But even last

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<v Speaker 2>year he went to the premiere of Poor Things, and

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<v Speaker 2>there's a video of the moment she spots him in

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<v Speaker 2>the audience and is really excited. Okay, she's married with

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<v Speaker 2>a child. To continue, Well, I'm just saying that they're

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<v Speaker 2>still on good terms. So what does that say? AnyWho?

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<v Speaker 2>He said many times that he had worn Spider Man

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<v Speaker 2>costumes when he was three, and he studied the movements

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<v Speaker 2>of athletes and spiders to get into the part and

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<v Speaker 2>did yoga and polates. That first movie well received. Things

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<v Speaker 2>are looking great. He's meant to be in like a

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<v Speaker 2>slew of Spider Man movies, right, He's meant to be

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<v Speaker 2>the next Spider Man after Toby McGuire. I love the

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<v Speaker 2>visual of him studying spiders just in a gutter, just

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<v Speaker 2>crouching in a scudder. Look at this and then it's firing.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know it's just sitting there or scurrying, which

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<v Speaker 2>I know how you No, does that that is that

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<v Speaker 2>helping your practice? I don't think so. Then the Amazing

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<v Speaker 2>Spider Man two comes out in twenty fourteen, and it's

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<v Speaker 2>got mixed critical reviews, and while it does very well

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<v Speaker 2>at the box office, in terms of the franchise, it's

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<v Speaker 2>like a box office low Okay, Yeah, so Spider Man

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<v Speaker 2>is low West, it's just not one of the lowest. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's not Kirston Duns and Toby maguire kissing upside down. No, no, no, no. Now.

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<v Speaker 2>He was meant to be in future installments of Spider Man. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but they went in a different direction casting Tom Holland.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I think I've seen a Tom Holland. Yeah, Spider Man. Yeah. Zendaya.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you might remember the infamous Sony hack of twenty

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<v Speaker 2>fourteen where they leaked a whole bunch of emails.

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<v Speaker 4>Yep.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, the then head of Sony was mad at Andrew

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<v Speaker 2>Garfield because he didn't turn up for an event in

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<v Speaker 2>Brazil where the Amazing Spider Man three was meant to

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<v Speaker 2>be announced because he was sick. The email read here,

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<v Speaker 2>we are about one hour away from our gala, and

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<v Speaker 2>Andrew decides he doesn't want to attend. He has a

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<v Speaker 2>rather scruffy beard and he just wants to be left alone.

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<v Speaker 2>So that email got leaked by the head of Signy sick.

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<v Speaker 2>He's sick, the man leave the bead alone. I know

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<v Speaker 2>I have to say when my husband, when my husband

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<v Speaker 2>isn't well, he looks awful. I've always said it about

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<v Speaker 2>your husband. He does not wear sickness or tiredness.

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<v Speaker 4>Well.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no. In a twenty sixteen interview with The Guardian,

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<v Speaker 2>Garfield was asked if he was fired from the role

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<v Speaker 2>after that after being a bit naughty and not coming

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<v Speaker 2>to the Brazil and he said no, I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 2>What I'll proudly say is that I didn't compromise who

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<v Speaker 2>I was. I was only over myself and that might

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<v Speaker 2>have been difficult for some people. We ain't yourself. You're

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<v Speaker 2>a spider yeah, win, he told The Daily Beast in

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<v Speaker 2>twenty fourteen. I think what happened was through the pre production,

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<v Speaker 2>production and post production. When you have something that works

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<v Speaker 2>as a whole and then you start removing portions of it,

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<v Speaker 2>because there was even more of it than was in

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<v Speaker 2>the final cut, and everything was related. I have no

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<v Speaker 2>idea what, but you're sounding very Demota Johnson on Madam

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<v Speaker 2>Webb and the through LINEID Spider Movies, Spider Movies send

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<v Speaker 2>us bit cuckoo. Yeah, he said, once you start removing

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<v Speaker 2>things and saying no, that doesn't work, then the thread

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<v Speaker 2>is broken. It's very syry. Yeah, and it's hard to

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<v Speaker 2>go with the flow of the story. What he was

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<v Speaker 2>saying he was making a comment on the creative process, right,

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<v Speaker 2>which is, you've got this great story, Spider Man, how

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<v Speaker 2>can it go wrong? Yeah? And I think he's trying

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<v Speaker 2>to say, throughout the production process it can go wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got some plot holes, we've got some weirdness. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And maybe he's saying the amazing Spider Man two was

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<v Speaker 2>not a work of art. Do we think Spider Man's done?

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely No, which I will get to. I feel as

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<v Speaker 2>though you always think it's done and then there's a

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<v Speaker 2>new Spider Man and then you go to see it

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<v Speaker 2>at the movies, and it is excellent. It is highly entertained.

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<v Speaker 2>In one of Variety's Actors on Actors sessions, he admitted

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<v Speaker 2>that he was heartbroken by the experience of not getting

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<v Speaker 2>cast in future Spider Man's I don't think he's Spidery.

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<v Speaker 2>I look at Toby Maguire Spidery. I look at Tom

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<v Speaker 2>Holland Spidery, then Andrew Garfield, and maybe it's because I'm

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<v Speaker 2>thinking of the cat, but he's more catty. Well, this

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<v Speaker 2>was actually criticism. People said he was too hot, he's

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<v Speaker 2>too too he's a bit snaky, he's long and he's thin,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's not what Spider Man is. Okay, I disagree,

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<v Speaker 2>but it is a criticism. He told Amy Adams. I

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<v Speaker 2>signed up to serve the story and serve this incredible

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<v Speaker 2>character that I've been dressing as since I was three,

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<v Speaker 2>and then it gets compromised and it breaks your heart.

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<v Speaker 2>I got heartbroken a little bit. Tom Holland, who took

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<v Speaker 2>over the role, has since said that he regrets not

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<v Speaker 2>calling Garfield after being named as the new Spider Man.

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<v Speaker 2>And what I love about this story is that if

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<v Speaker 2>this were women a bitch fight, there'd be a cat

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<v Speaker 2>fight and it would be sex in the city, who

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<v Speaker 2>hates who you took her role? Blah blah blah. But

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<v Speaker 2>because it's men, we allow them the dignity. Yeah, of

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<v Speaker 2>peace and privacy, yes, Tom holand what they are all adults,

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<v Speaker 2>all they are all adults, and sometimes life goes this way. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>no drama there. I just need to have a chat.

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<v Speaker 2>I will, They'll move on. Kim Catrell, on the other hand,

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<v Speaker 2>absolute bit. Not really, not really. Tom Holland said, I

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<v Speaker 2>was nineteen when I got cast. I was so caught

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<v Speaker 2>up in getting the role that I never took any

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<v Speaker 2>time to think about what it must have been like

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<v Speaker 2>for him. If I'd made my second movie and it

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<v Speaker 2>didn't necessarily deliver in the way it should have done,

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<v Speaker 2>and they recast me, I would really struggle to bounce back.

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<v Speaker 2>Andrew bounce back in the most unbelievable way. I just

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<v Speaker 2>wish I'd called him and said, you know, I can't

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<v Speaker 2>turn down this opportunity. Man wasn't a believable spider crime.

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<v Speaker 2>He river, He's got more opportunities. It's fine, He's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>And of course, Dobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield and Tom Holland

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<v Speaker 2>all united for Spider Man No Way Home in twenty

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<v Speaker 2>film which you have you not seen it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Peter Parker. I am Spider Man in my world.

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<v Speaker 1>But then yesterday I was I was just hearing Jesse.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't go and see spider films that lou standing cinema.

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<v Speaker 2>The scene, how how can they all coexist? Because there

0:14:43.749 --> 0:14:46.549
<v Speaker 2>were different universites. It was the multiverse. They're in a

0:14:46.669 --> 0:14:49.309
<v Speaker 2>room and the three of them addressed spiders. They're like, whoa, whoa, whoa,

0:14:49.389 --> 0:14:52.629
<v Speaker 2>And it's so funny and they're doing They're funny the thing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's super meta and self for a factional No, no,

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<v Speaker 2>it's really funny having the three of them. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>sounds finn. The dynamic was great. I think in those

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<v Speaker 2>films sometimes you can see in the eyes of the

0:15:04.789 --> 0:15:07.709
<v Speaker 2>people playing the characters in this film, not Spider I

0:15:07.749 --> 0:15:10.669
<v Speaker 2>saw a movie recently with some superhero I had to

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<v Speaker 2>watch it, the look in Paul Rudd's eyes. Oh, we

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<v Speaker 2>sold out. It's the end of his tether. Yeah. No,

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<v Speaker 2>but Spider Man, different story. Friends, We are doing a

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<v Speaker 2>live event canceled live at the University of Sydney. You

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<v Speaker 2>can come and see us in Real Life at the

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<v Speaker 2>Alumni Festival the University of Sydney on Saturday, November the thirtieth.

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<v Speaker 2>The event is free, but you have to register for tickets,

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<v Speaker 2>so we'll pop a link in our show notes for

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<v Speaker 2>that is just so lazy girl that we don't expect

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<v Speaker 2>you to pay. We would never know. Well, we shouldn't

0:15:48.069 --> 0:15:50.029
<v Speaker 2>say never, because one day we might like to profit,

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<v Speaker 2>but not now. Today is not that day. I think

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<v Speaker 2>it's going to be quite a almost an emotional event

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<v Speaker 2>because you and I both went. The last time we're

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<v Speaker 2>at Sidney UNI was when we were at Sydney UNI. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>what was when I was graduating. We were studying there. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we're doing all of our courses in celebrities. Yeah, we

0:16:06.509 --> 0:16:09.829
<v Speaker 2>studied a degree in pop culture cancelations. We did, and

0:16:09.869 --> 0:16:13.069
<v Speaker 2>they offer that they don't. It's not off very good degrees.

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<v Speaker 2>There are a bunch of other events happening across the day.

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<v Speaker 2>They're not just putting the festival on for us. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>they might be. You would we call ourselves headliners? No,

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<v Speaker 2>because doctor Carl's going to be there, Oh my god. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>there are some brilliant events on. Go and have a look.

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<v Speaker 2>It is university of Sydney, November the thirtieth, See you There,

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<v Speaker 2>method acting. The man is a fan of method acting,

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<v Speaker 2>and he's got in trouble before for playing into stereotypes

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<v Speaker 2>when he's going method. In twenty seventeen, he was cast

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<v Speaker 2>as Prior Walter in the play Angels in America at

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<v Speaker 2>the National Theater in London. He was nominated for the

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<v Speaker 2>Lawrence Olivier Award for the role, but there was controversy

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<v Speaker 2>because his character is a gay man with aids and

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<v Speaker 2>Garfield is a straight man. He was criticized for taking

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<v Speaker 2>the role when people said it should have gone to

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<v Speaker 2>a member of the lgbt QI community. Was Matthew McConaughey

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<v Speaker 2>criticized for Dallas bias class I think so it wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>very loud. Maybe it was just a different time, at

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<v Speaker 2>a different time, and that criticism snowballed when Garfield was

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<v Speaker 2>asked how he prepared for the role, and in an

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<v Speaker 2>interview he said he'd watched documentaries, He'd done all this research,

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<v Speaker 2>and then he said he had watched every episode of

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<v Speaker 2>RuPaul's Drag Race and he said every Sunday I would

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<v Speaker 2>have eight friends over and we would watch rue. That's

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<v Speaker 2>my life outside of this play. I'm a gay man

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<v Speaker 2>right now, just without the physical act. That's all. A

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<v Speaker 2>lot of people in the lgbt QI community were like,

0:17:58.789 --> 0:18:02.029
<v Speaker 2>it's not about RuPaul, it's not about RuPaul. And I

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<v Speaker 2>will say that the lived experience of being a gay man,

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<v Speaker 2>of walking down the street holding hands with your boyfriend,

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<v Speaker 2>even in the most progressive countries in the world, it

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<v Speaker 2>can be really dangerous. I don't think I know any

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<v Speaker 2>gay man who hasn't experienced homophobia. I will say, I

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<v Speaker 2>do not know a gay man who has not watched

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<v Speaker 2>RuPaul's drive. I know, and that is two things can

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<v Speaker 2>be true. It's art, yes, now they did say it's

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<v Speaker 2>quite a reductive way to look at our identity. But

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<v Speaker 2>in an article in The Guardian, a journalist argued it's

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<v Speaker 2>not quite as bad as it sounds, because Garfield was

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<v Speaker 2>saying that in the context of saying that when he

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<v Speaker 2>was offered the role, he struggled with the fact that

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<v Speaker 2>he felt like he had no right to play that character,

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<v Speaker 2>and he clearly wasn't ignorant of what he was doing,

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<v Speaker 2>and he did a whole lot of research. He also

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<v Speaker 2>played a Jesuit priest in a twenty sixteen movie called Silence,

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<v Speaker 2>and he did all this research and learned about the

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<v Speaker 2>Jesuit lifestyle. So his idea of method is obviously not

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<v Speaker 2>like you and Jim Carrey. It's not Jim carry It's

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<v Speaker 2>just like you do a whole lot of research so

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<v Speaker 2>that you really feel like you know the character. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>that's not method, that's just research. Well, he says, there

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<v Speaker 2>have been a lot of misconceptions about what method acting is.

0:19:22.549 --> 0:19:25.389
<v Speaker 2>He said, it's not about being an asshole to everyone

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<v Speaker 2>on set. Is actually about living truthfully under imagined circumstances

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<v Speaker 2>and being really nice to the crew simultaneously and being

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<v Speaker 2>a normal human being and being able to drop it

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<v Speaker 2>when you need to and staying in it when you

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<v Speaker 2>want to tell Jared that. Well, he said, I'm kind

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<v Speaker 2>of bothered by the misconception. I'm bothered by this idea

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<v Speaker 2>that method acting is fucking bullshit. Why did you go

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<v Speaker 2>on this round about method acting because he met Jim

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<v Speaker 2>Carrey of Robert pat who's one of his friends. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but Robert Pattinson was being really dirty on method acting,

0:19:58.589 --> 0:20:01.909
<v Speaker 2>was he? Yes, so Pattinson, who has also tried and

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<v Speaker 2>practiced this technique cla when I read about the Guy Gang. Yeah,

0:20:06.829 --> 0:20:09.109
<v Speaker 2>I'm putting it together. It was Jamie Donnan, it was

0:20:09.229 --> 0:20:12.269
<v Speaker 2>Eddie Redmain, and it Robert patters Well, which surprised me.

0:20:12.789 --> 0:20:16.349
<v Speaker 2>He was the one who said actors try this approach

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<v Speaker 2>when portraying asshole characters. And he's not wrong though. No,

0:20:21.469 --> 0:20:24.509
<v Speaker 2>he said, I always say about people who do method acting,

0:20:24.869 --> 0:20:27.909
<v Speaker 2>you only ever see people do the method when they're

0:20:27.909 --> 0:20:31.069
<v Speaker 2>playing assholes. True. I need to know when you're on

0:20:31.149 --> 0:20:33.509
<v Speaker 2>stage and when you're off stage. I need to know

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<v Speaker 2>that between action and cut. That's the thing, that's the

0:20:36.829 --> 0:20:40.509
<v Speaker 2>safe space. I need to know there's a cut coming

0:20:40.509 --> 0:20:42.869
<v Speaker 2>and then I'll feel safe. It just feels like you

0:20:42.909 --> 0:20:45.949
<v Speaker 2>can't get out. That's when you go crazy. I think

0:20:45.989 --> 0:20:49.069
<v Speaker 2>that these two men are in agreement. Yeah, probably probably

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<v Speaker 2>if we had on the podcast. So we've done Jim Carrey,

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<v Speaker 2>Jared Leto, Yeah, both method actors. I think Leo goes

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit method. Who was Stany Dow Yes, he

0:21:00.629 --> 0:21:04.309
<v Speaker 2>went stanky. Yeah. And then Joaquin Phoenix is also known

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<v Speaker 2>as a method actor. I thought we haven't done him

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<v Speaker 2>on the show before, but maybe we will because there

0:21:07.709 --> 0:21:12.789
<v Speaker 2>was that stunt hunt that I don't think anyone understands,

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<v Speaker 2>including him. Just think we thought we'd understand it later

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<v Speaker 2>and we don't know. Moving on to why we're all

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<v Speaker 2>here and meet cute times too, Finally we get to

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<v Speaker 2>talk about Amelia de Moldenburg and Andrew Garfield. Now, for

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<v Speaker 2>those unaware, Amelia de Moldenberg is a British comedian who

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<v Speaker 2>is the creator and host of the web series Chicken

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<v Speaker 2>Shop Date. She's been doing for ten years. She has

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<v Speaker 2>During the dates, she interviews celebrities in fried chicken restaurants

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<v Speaker 2>with her very specific style of humor, and the idea

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<v Speaker 2>is that they are interviews framed as dates. She is

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<v Speaker 2>known for asking bizarre questions and leaning into the awkwardness

0:21:49.589 --> 0:21:53.669
<v Speaker 2>of these interactions. Because of the viral success of Chicken

0:21:53.669 --> 0:21:56.709
<v Speaker 2>Shop Date, she's interviewed people like Jennifer Lawrence, Paul Mescal,

0:21:57.389 --> 0:22:01.669
<v Speaker 2>Lewis Capaldi, Phoebe Bridges, and she's done presenting work on

0:22:01.709 --> 0:22:05.629
<v Speaker 2>red carpets and during one of those red carpet events,

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<v Speaker 2>she met a certain Andrew Garfield. Have you seen this video?

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<v Speaker 2>Have I seen this video? Yes? Well? In an interview

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<v Speaker 2>for British JQ, she interviews Garfield and she is very

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<v Speaker 2>surprised and excited when he knows who she is.

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<v Speaker 1>You're great. You're kidding me, sho.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been trying to get a date with you for

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<v Speaker 2>I have not I'm asking you out right now. She

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<v Speaker 2>says he looks good, and he says she looks beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>You just take the compiment.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, it's dress, but it's like kind of leather rope,

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<v Speaker 4>it's made of rubber robber. Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. As he's leaving, he's like, lovely to meet you,

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<v Speaker 2>and then he kind of hovers and he says, seriously

0:22:57.629 --> 0:22:59.909
<v Speaker 2>lovely to meet you. Yeah, I've never seen more chemistry

0:22:59.949 --> 0:23:02.709
<v Speaker 2>between her because he says lovely to meet you. Because

0:23:02.709 --> 0:23:05.549
<v Speaker 2>it's weird what you do. Weird is in good and

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<v Speaker 2>I appreciate you.

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<v Speaker 4>No, brilliant, because it's weird you do. It's weird as

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<v Speaker 4>in good, very specific and unique, and.

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<v Speaker 2>I appreciate. I appreciate you. Enjoy bye, see ya. That

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<v Speaker 2>is compliment. If somebody looked at me and said it's weird,

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<v Speaker 2>you're weird and I like it, I'd be like, I

0:23:30.789 --> 0:23:33.429
<v Speaker 2>feel so seen, I feel seen. I feel like I'm

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<v Speaker 2>finally understood. Yeah, it is. It is what she does.

0:23:36.349 --> 0:23:38.149
<v Speaker 2>It is very weird what she does you know the

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<v Speaker 2>other thing? The reason I feel think it's weird what

0:23:40.029 --> 0:23:43.029
<v Speaker 2>we do, it is, it is what we do. It's

0:23:43.069 --> 0:23:45.989
<v Speaker 2>weird what he does. Yeah, it is weird what he does.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the hardest thing you've ever gone through? I was

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<v Speaker 2>a bad spider. Yeah weird. No one understands. Yeah, no

0:23:51.429 --> 0:23:54.789
<v Speaker 2>one understands. They vibed and the chemistry was there. Then

0:23:55.549 --> 0:23:58.309
<v Speaker 2>they see each other at the Golden Globes and they're

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<v Speaker 2>giggling straight away. There's this moment of recognition and she,

0:24:01.669 --> 0:24:05.869
<v Speaker 2>she very rarely breaks breaks around him. Yeah, she breaks

0:24:05.909 --> 0:24:08.509
<v Speaker 2>around and she sees him, and he has a joke

0:24:08.549 --> 0:24:11.069
<v Speaker 2>about like, oh, you saw me in like winced and

0:24:11.149 --> 0:24:13.269
<v Speaker 2>she's like, no, I didn't, I saw it. Like She's

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<v Speaker 2>like yeah. Now she says, we must stop meeting like this,

0:24:17.269 --> 0:24:19.189
<v Speaker 2>and he says, I only ever.

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<v Speaker 4>Want to see you.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't ever want to see you in these kinds

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<v Speaker 4>of situations.

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<v Speaker 2>What about other kind of situations? Not interested? Actual sense.

0:24:33.189 --> 0:24:35.109
<v Speaker 2>I was going to write to my birthday party, where's

0:24:35.149 --> 0:24:41.989
<v Speaker 2>your birthday party? That's your the January. Actually I'm an Aparius, that's.

0:24:41.829 --> 0:24:45.589
<v Speaker 4>Your If you have a sun sign, that's the same

0:24:45.629 --> 0:24:46.829
<v Speaker 4>as the moon sign as someone else.

0:24:48.069 --> 0:24:50.429
<v Speaker 2>It's not good. No, it's good. That was good. Why

0:24:50.509 --> 0:24:51.069
<v Speaker 2>is an issue?

0:24:51.109 --> 0:24:54.109
<v Speaker 4>Well, because I don't I don't think we should explore this.

0:24:54.469 --> 0:24:56.229
<v Speaker 2>Okay, well I'm not even asking.

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<v Speaker 4>To you, I know, but I'm just like, you want

0:24:57.989 --> 0:24:59.389
<v Speaker 4>to state you're obsessed with me.

0:24:59.669 --> 0:25:00.589
<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm saying.

0:25:00.749 --> 0:25:02.469
<v Speaker 4>I'm scared of what it could turn into.

0:25:03.149 --> 0:25:04.229
<v Speaker 2>I'm not ready for that time.

0:25:04.589 --> 0:25:05.349
<v Speaker 4>I'm not ready for it.

0:25:05.509 --> 0:25:08.829
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, well I am. She's like, you're obsessed with me? Yes.

0:25:09.349 --> 0:25:12.869
<v Speaker 2>She starts asking a serious question and he's like you're

0:25:12.909 --> 0:25:15.309
<v Speaker 2>not going to ask a serious question right now? And

0:25:15.349 --> 0:25:20.069
<v Speaker 2>she's like, yes, I am. And he can't keep a

0:25:20.149 --> 0:25:22.669
<v Speaker 2>straight face and he's like are you seriously going to

0:25:22.749 --> 0:25:25.509
<v Speaker 2>ask this? And she's asking about like you play a

0:25:25.509 --> 0:25:28.949
<v Speaker 2>lot of religious role like like mate, just go on

0:25:29.029 --> 0:25:33.349
<v Speaker 2>a day. Then yes. Then he's like he's like, no, no,

0:25:33.469 --> 0:25:36.669
<v Speaker 2>go ask a question, and she's clearly so flustered that

0:25:36.709 --> 0:25:40.509
<v Speaker 2>it's just a stapement. This is her question. She's like,

0:25:40.949 --> 0:25:43.749
<v Speaker 2>you play lots of religious characters and he's like that's

0:25:43.749 --> 0:25:45.709
<v Speaker 2>not a question, and then she looks at him and goes,

0:25:46.109 --> 0:25:51.709
<v Speaker 2>why it's just a vibe. Yes, it's just a vibe.

0:25:51.909 --> 0:25:57.629
<v Speaker 2>So that is to meet you, Yes, the perfect which

0:25:57.669 --> 0:26:00.669
<v Speaker 2>is how we are imagine it's gonna go when we

0:26:00.709 --> 0:26:03.469
<v Speaker 2>find ourselves on a red carpet with a microphone. Yes,

0:26:03.629 --> 0:26:06.149
<v Speaker 2>and we sit there and we go when he walks past,

0:26:06.509 --> 0:26:08.309
<v Speaker 2>he is going to go, oh my god, it's the

0:26:08.349 --> 0:26:11.509
<v Speaker 2>love of my life. You're beautiful, And instead what happens

0:26:11.629 --> 0:26:13.949
<v Speaker 2>is you say, can we speak to this person? They

0:26:13.949 --> 0:26:15.349
<v Speaker 2>say no, it doesn't want to speak to you, and

0:26:15.389 --> 0:26:21.589
<v Speaker 2>you go, I'm going to cry. O lovely. Now. The

0:26:21.669 --> 0:26:24.229
<v Speaker 2>reason we can't look away is because there is something

0:26:24.269 --> 0:26:27.469
<v Speaker 2>slightly uncomfortable about it. Yeah, it's awkward, yeah, but is

0:26:27.509 --> 0:26:30.429
<v Speaker 2>that because they're truly in love? Yes, which takes us

0:26:30.429 --> 0:26:33.229
<v Speaker 2>to the most romantic date of all time.

0:26:33.549 --> 0:26:35.349
<v Speaker 4>I think we'd have a really nice time without the camera.

0:26:35.549 --> 0:26:38.389
<v Speaker 4>We just enjoy each other's company. Maybe not fuck.

0:26:38.189 --> 0:26:40.789
<v Speaker 2>It, Jess, have you watched the date? I haven't watched

0:26:40.829 --> 0:26:43.189
<v Speaker 2>the date before, not yet. I've only watched clips, I

0:26:43.189 --> 0:26:45.869
<v Speaker 2>mean beyond okay, as I've been on Beyonce tik tok oh. No.

0:26:46.069 --> 0:26:49.589
<v Speaker 2>I know now the clips you've seen, that's your bad.

0:26:49.909 --> 0:26:52.869
<v Speaker 2>There is just so much chemistry and I can tell that.

0:26:52.909 --> 0:26:55.629
<v Speaker 2>Andrew Garfield is clearly like, would we be on a

0:26:55.709 --> 0:26:58.749
<v Speaker 2>date if it weren't for all this, all these lights

0:26:58.869 --> 0:27:02.509
<v Speaker 2>and all these people here, would you really go on

0:27:02.549 --> 0:27:05.869
<v Speaker 2>a date with me? And she's clearly like, well, I

0:27:05.909 --> 0:27:08.949
<v Speaker 2>don't know, because she's trying to like act cool. It's like,

0:27:09.429 --> 0:27:12.749
<v Speaker 2>is anything said? No? Is he interviewed? Absolutely not. Do

0:27:12.829 --> 0:27:13.709
<v Speaker 2>we get anything out of it?

0:27:13.829 --> 0:27:14.029
<v Speaker 3>No?

0:27:14.149 --> 0:27:18.109
<v Speaker 2>Only vibes only, and I've never got more. Okay, I'm

0:27:18.109 --> 0:27:21.229
<v Speaker 2>going to do a recap. Okay, it's an eleven minute video. Wow,

0:27:21.269 --> 0:27:24.349
<v Speaker 2>I've watched it several times. Okay, they're at Sam. It's

0:27:24.509 --> 0:27:27.909
<v Speaker 2>the home of great tasting chicken. Yes, she loves like

0:27:27.909 --> 0:27:31.309
<v Speaker 2>a chicken out. I have more comments about saying later

0:27:31.389 --> 0:27:33.469
<v Speaker 2>on Okay, because there's a lot of b roll of

0:27:33.509 --> 0:27:37.749
<v Speaker 2>Sam throughout. Well, I would imagine that they've given free chicken. Yeah.

0:27:37.829 --> 0:27:40.269
<v Speaker 2>They begin by making a joke that the vibes were

0:27:40.269 --> 0:27:42.869
<v Speaker 2>so strong he was avoiding her for two years after

0:27:42.869 --> 0:27:46.589
<v Speaker 2>those red carpeting directions. So hot. Yeah, he says, I

0:27:46.629 --> 0:27:51.309
<v Speaker 2>don't like games, Amelia. Don't say her name. It's disquieting. Yeah,

0:27:51.389 --> 0:27:53.389
<v Speaker 2>it makes me feel funny when you say her name. Well,

0:27:53.389 --> 0:27:55.349
<v Speaker 2>you know why they couldn't go on this date because

0:27:55.349 --> 0:27:57.469
<v Speaker 2>he had a girlfriend. He had a girlfriend, and is

0:27:57.509 --> 0:27:59.429
<v Speaker 2>it a coincidence that they've only gone this date now

0:27:59.429 --> 0:28:01.349
<v Speaker 2>that he and the girlfriend are broken up? I think not.

0:28:02.669 --> 0:28:06.429
<v Speaker 2>She's like, ah, your spidy sense is tingling right now,

0:28:06.549 --> 0:28:08.709
<v Speaker 2>and he's like hot, you get one of those and

0:28:08.749 --> 0:28:12.029
<v Speaker 2>no more, but then another one and it's like, yeah,

0:28:12.069 --> 0:28:14.189
<v Speaker 2>he wants a real talk because he wants to connect

0:28:14.229 --> 0:28:18.269
<v Speaker 2>with you emotionally. Yeah. She asks him snog, marry, avoid

0:28:18.789 --> 0:28:25.229
<v Speaker 2>Toby tom Amelia demoldover I love it, And he's like,

0:28:25.269 --> 0:28:27.229
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to avoid anyone, but I guess you

0:28:27.429 --> 0:28:30.069
<v Speaker 2>And she's like what, and he looks at her.

0:28:29.949 --> 0:28:31.469
<v Speaker 4>And says, this is called flirting.

0:28:33.669 --> 0:28:39.189
<v Speaker 2>Why am I smiling? Why am I blushing? As an aside,

0:28:39.429 --> 0:28:43.189
<v Speaker 2>I want to go to Sam's. Okay? Do they look good?

0:28:43.269 --> 0:28:45.629
<v Speaker 2>As does the soft drink? It looks chilled appropriately. Does

0:28:45.669 --> 0:28:48.349
<v Speaker 2>it look like that they would have extra chicken salt?

0:28:48.669 --> 0:28:50.989
<v Speaker 2>I get to this later on, but yes, okay, they're

0:28:50.989 --> 0:28:53.229
<v Speaker 2>having ginger beer, and I think she says during it

0:28:53.229 --> 0:28:56.389
<v Speaker 2>that she doesn't like ginger beer anyway. She asks do

0:28:56.429 --> 0:28:58.469
<v Speaker 2>you kiss on a first date? And then she glances

0:28:58.469 --> 0:29:02.069
<v Speaker 2>to the camera. She breaks the fourth wall. There's then

0:29:02.149 --> 0:29:05.349
<v Speaker 2>footage of the person working there trying to stand the

0:29:05.389 --> 0:29:08.509
<v Speaker 2>little packet of chips up on the like silver tray

0:29:08.509 --> 0:29:11.669
<v Speaker 2>and they keep and I'm like, whoever has edited this

0:29:11.829 --> 0:29:15.549
<v Speaker 2>is a creative genius. He says he thinks it's sexy

0:29:15.629 --> 0:29:17.869
<v Speaker 2>and really hot that she goes for what she wants

0:29:17.869 --> 0:29:20.629
<v Speaker 2>in terms of dating, and she says, that's what I think.

0:29:22.509 --> 0:29:25.349
<v Speaker 2>She's like, sometimes I worry about how much I get rejected,

0:29:25.709 --> 0:29:27.789
<v Speaker 2>but I put myself out there more than everyone else.

0:29:27.789 --> 0:29:30.469
<v Speaker 2>That's why I get rejected so much. Correct. He gives

0:29:30.469 --> 0:29:33.109
<v Speaker 2>her a high five for her courage love it. He's like,

0:29:33.509 --> 0:29:36.069
<v Speaker 2>what do you try and do to make it happen romantically?

0:29:37.069 --> 0:29:38.949
<v Speaker 2>And she's like, you just try to get with them.

0:29:39.149 --> 0:29:41.669
<v Speaker 2>And then he does an impersonation of her physically trying

0:29:41.669 --> 0:29:44.429
<v Speaker 2>to get with someone, and she's like, exactly, but she's

0:29:44.629 --> 0:29:50.109
<v Speaker 2>actually laughing. She's actually and does not break. She does

0:29:50.189 --> 0:29:53.509
<v Speaker 2>not break, And she's like, oh, that's funny. She asks

0:29:53.549 --> 0:29:55.469
<v Speaker 2>if he has ever been on a date to see

0:29:55.509 --> 0:29:59.109
<v Speaker 2>his own movie. His answer is no, actually, well he

0:29:59.189 --> 0:30:02.909
<v Speaker 2>pretends yes, then he says no, he's aware of all

0:30:02.989 --> 0:30:05.749
<v Speaker 2>her moves, like he's kind of like analyzing her as

0:30:05.749 --> 0:30:07.949
<v Speaker 2>she goes, yeah, yeah, and she says, I knew you'd

0:30:07.949 --> 0:30:10.869
<v Speaker 2>do this. She says it's fun He's like, does it

0:30:10.949 --> 0:30:16.589
<v Speaker 2>frustrate you? And stop blurting? She says, I like it

0:30:16.629 --> 0:30:19.189
<v Speaker 2>because it's funny someone seeing what I do. And he

0:30:19.269 --> 0:30:21.829
<v Speaker 2>says and naming it. Okay, this is so mad. Okay,

0:30:21.869 --> 0:30:25.629
<v Speaker 2>this is just basically like fifty shades, says. He then says,

0:30:25.749 --> 0:30:29.389
<v Speaker 2>and you go slightly red and she's like what she

0:30:29.509 --> 0:30:35.389
<v Speaker 2>goes slightly red? Now back to Sam's. Sam's chicken giving

0:30:35.429 --> 0:30:40.109
<v Speaker 2>caves is it? Is it the menu board? Oh, they

0:30:40.149 --> 0:30:47.669
<v Speaker 2>have chicken burgers with cheese, Oh, little boxes? It looks

0:30:47.789 --> 0:30:51.549
<v Speaker 2>really good? Does it genuinely great ad for Sam's if

0:30:51.589 --> 0:30:55.509
<v Speaker 2>anyone loves new SAMs? And then in terms of the chips,

0:30:55.549 --> 0:30:59.829
<v Speaker 2>what's the thickness? It looks like I'd say they're between

0:30:59.829 --> 0:31:02.069
<v Speaker 2>a McDonald's chip and a KS chip. Maybe not quite

0:31:02.149 --> 0:31:05.349
<v Speaker 2>as thick as KFC chips, but looks excellent. And I

0:31:05.389 --> 0:31:08.469
<v Speaker 2>see the salt. No, but the crispiness of the chicken

0:31:08.509 --> 0:31:13.789
<v Speaker 2>suggests that there's chicken salt. He asks how her thirtieth

0:31:14.029 --> 0:31:16.069
<v Speaker 2>was because on the red carpet she had made a

0:31:16.109 --> 0:31:18.389
<v Speaker 2>joke about her thirtieth, and she's like, did you like

0:31:18.469 --> 0:31:21.909
<v Speaker 2>being thirty? Can you remember? Because he's in his early forties, Okay,

0:31:22.309 --> 0:31:26.549
<v Speaker 2>you're old? Yeah, yeah, And he's like, bitch. He says,

0:31:26.709 --> 0:31:29.189
<v Speaker 2>you're funny. You're a funny person, and she says you're

0:31:29.189 --> 0:31:32.429
<v Speaker 2>funny too, and he says, eh, you're funnier and then

0:31:32.469 --> 0:31:34.869
<v Speaker 2>she accepts it, which I love. Why is this the

0:31:34.869 --> 0:31:38.469
<v Speaker 2>biggest compliment? He's like, I appreciate that quality in you.

0:31:38.629 --> 0:31:42.429
<v Speaker 2>And in a date, she's like, I think that we

0:31:43.509 --> 0:31:44.429
<v Speaker 2>there's something going on?

0:31:44.549 --> 0:31:45.589
<v Speaker 4>Do you actually think that?

0:31:46.149 --> 0:31:48.909
<v Speaker 2>For the I do think it's interesting that we if this.

0:31:49.069 --> 0:31:50.509
<v Speaker 4>Wasn't here, do you think we'd actually have it go

0:31:50.549 --> 0:31:53.189
<v Speaker 4>on a day? This has sucked up the fact that

0:31:53.189 --> 0:31:55.629
<v Speaker 4>we could have actually gone on a date at some point. Maybe.

0:31:55.949 --> 0:31:58.709
<v Speaker 2>He's like, I actually believe maybe we could have without

0:31:58.749 --> 0:32:00.549
<v Speaker 2>all of it? But why? She why is chalking in

0:32:00.629 --> 0:32:03.709
<v Speaker 2>past tense? They're both think it changes? Okay. She says

0:32:03.749 --> 0:32:06.869
<v Speaker 2>he's afraid of it. Okay, I love it. That's so hot.

0:32:07.189 --> 0:32:10.149
<v Speaker 2>He says, I'm a very private person in my private life.

0:32:10.309 --> 0:32:13.629
<v Speaker 2>She says, I'm more private than you. Actually, have you

0:32:13.669 --> 0:32:16.149
<v Speaker 2>ever seen me with anyone? And he says that doesn't

0:32:16.149 --> 0:32:18.549
<v Speaker 2>mean you're private. It just means you're not with anyone,

0:32:18.589 --> 0:32:21.669
<v Speaker 2>which was a real nag. Yeah, And it was also

0:32:21.829 --> 0:32:23.469
<v Speaker 2>like I just wanted to come in and go. It's

0:32:23.469 --> 0:32:27.149
<v Speaker 2>also because she's not nearly as famous. I don't think

0:32:27.189 --> 0:32:30.429
<v Speaker 2>she's being packed. No. No, Also it's her job to

0:32:30.429 --> 0:32:33.269
<v Speaker 2>go on date. Yeah. He asks, do you want to

0:32:33.269 --> 0:32:35.429
<v Speaker 2>be married? Do you want to have children? Yeah? Like,

0:32:35.469 --> 0:32:38.869
<v Speaker 2>what are your ultimate longings? I love that they're proper chatting.

0:32:39.189 --> 0:32:41.429
<v Speaker 2>He refers to it as an interview, and she's like,

0:32:41.549 --> 0:32:45.429
<v Speaker 2>stop calling it an interview, it's a date. She asks,

0:32:45.509 --> 0:32:47.789
<v Speaker 2>So you've been nominated for an Oscar, you've not won

0:32:48.069 --> 0:32:50.469
<v Speaker 2>when you're gonna win an Oscar, which is exactly what

0:32:50.469 --> 0:32:52.829
<v Speaker 2>you want to ask everyone. Hey, you, why haven't you

0:32:52.829 --> 0:32:56.229
<v Speaker 2>won one of them big awards? Yeah? He says, like

0:32:56.349 --> 0:32:58.309
<v Speaker 2>I wanted to win, and now like I don't know,

0:32:58.349 --> 0:33:00.709
<v Speaker 2>maybe it's just not gonna happen. And she says, probably

0:33:00.709 --> 0:33:03.429
<v Speaker 2>when you stop caring is what it will happen. Apparently

0:33:03.749 --> 0:33:06.629
<v Speaker 2>that's what happens with love as well. Then she says,

0:33:07.029 --> 0:33:10.589
<v Speaker 2>that's why I've been so relaxed today, because I actually

0:33:10.629 --> 0:33:15.429
<v Speaker 2>just given up. He says, I don't think you can

0:33:15.469 --> 0:33:19.189
<v Speaker 2>give up with intention. He says, would you be more

0:33:19.189 --> 0:33:21.869
<v Speaker 2>attracted to me if I had the Academy Award? And

0:33:21.909 --> 0:33:25.229
<v Speaker 2>she says yeah, And he's like, fuck, my longing is

0:33:25.269 --> 0:33:30.469
<v Speaker 2>back for it. She says, sounds it's okay, you're already

0:33:30.549 --> 0:33:33.629
<v Speaker 2>kind of hot. He says, I think we'd have a

0:33:33.669 --> 0:33:37.949
<v Speaker 2>really nice time without the camera. We'd enjoy each other's company, okay.

0:33:38.029 --> 0:33:39.989
<v Speaker 2>And she's like, you have my number? And he's like

0:33:40.109 --> 0:33:42.909
<v Speaker 2>do I? And she's like, yes, you asked for my

0:33:43.109 --> 0:33:49.989
<v Speaker 2>number at a party and he says I did. He says,

0:33:50.389 --> 0:33:53.309
<v Speaker 2>this should be a practice round. Then what is this

0:33:53.429 --> 0:33:54.029
<v Speaker 2>just a stick?

0:33:54.029 --> 0:33:54.149
<v Speaker 1>Oh?

0:33:54.189 --> 0:33:55.949
<v Speaker 2>We're just being set up here because I don't have

0:33:55.989 --> 0:33:58.029
<v Speaker 2>time for it. I don't have time to get this

0:33:58.069 --> 0:34:02.469
<v Speaker 2>investor in something. No, but I for eleven minutes straight,

0:34:02.829 --> 0:34:05.669
<v Speaker 2>I simply smiled at my score. One of those people

0:34:05.909 --> 0:34:07.869
<v Speaker 2>is a method actor, so we'll just write him off. Yeah.

0:34:07.949 --> 0:34:11.069
<v Speaker 2>The other one has a stick, but isn't a method actor.

0:34:11.469 --> 0:34:15.989
<v Speaker 2>And the thing is that in this date, she breaks,

0:34:16.589 --> 0:34:19.709
<v Speaker 2>she breaks, She never So what do we know about

0:34:19.709 --> 0:34:23.709
<v Speaker 2>what's happened? Since? Oh we don't? Okay, all right, I

0:34:23.709 --> 0:34:25.509
<v Speaker 2>think it's a private but all right, but what we

0:34:25.589 --> 0:34:29.469
<v Speaker 2>do have is reactions? All right, my head, they're performers,

0:34:29.909 --> 0:34:33.269
<v Speaker 2>my heart their so mate, That's exactly how I feel,

0:34:33.549 --> 0:34:35.989
<v Speaker 2>exactly it. What are some of the comments? This one

0:34:35.989 --> 0:34:39.349
<v Speaker 2>has thirteen point three thousand likes. I'm telling my kids

0:34:39.389 --> 0:34:43.349
<v Speaker 2>this is the Royal couple. Love more chemistry, I'll because

0:34:43.349 --> 0:34:45.789
<v Speaker 2>they're British too. Yeah, this has seven and a half

0:34:45.869 --> 0:34:48.789
<v Speaker 2>thousand likes. I'm not even being remotely dramatic when I

0:34:48.789 --> 0:34:50.909
<v Speaker 2>say this is the greatest eleven minutes and forty seconds

0:34:50.909 --> 0:34:53.709
<v Speaker 2>of media I have ever consumed. I actually completely agree.

0:34:54.349 --> 0:34:58.389
<v Speaker 2>And then someone who's a brand well played has written,

0:34:58.589 --> 0:35:01.829
<v Speaker 2>so when's chicken shop wedding? Yeah, they need a wedding

0:35:01.869 --> 0:35:04.109
<v Speaker 2>in a chicken shop. Imagine getting catered from a chicken shop,

0:35:04.109 --> 0:35:06.509
<v Speaker 2>how happily, I guess would be great meals for a wedding.

0:35:06.709 --> 0:35:09.789
<v Speaker 2>There is an Instagram comment that says, no, you don't

0:35:09.829 --> 0:35:11.389
<v Speaker 2>underst And I've had this on loop for an hour

0:35:11.429 --> 0:35:13.389
<v Speaker 2>straight and I can't stop smiling and blushing. Yes, I

0:35:13.429 --> 0:35:16.669
<v Speaker 2>think people are getting physical reactions to this. Hard relate. Now,

0:35:16.749 --> 0:35:20.269
<v Speaker 2>can you describe the text and the expression in this meme?

0:35:20.349 --> 0:35:23.389
<v Speaker 2>We've got a shopped cat and it says it's called flirting, Amelia,

0:35:23.509 --> 0:35:27.469
<v Speaker 2>It's called flirting, and the cat is so shooken. And

0:35:27.509 --> 0:35:29.629
<v Speaker 2>then we've got this is a tweet. Chicken Shop Date

0:35:29.669 --> 0:35:33.309
<v Speaker 2>twenty twenty four starring Andrew Garfield and Amelia de Moldenberg

0:35:33.469 --> 0:35:36.549
<v Speaker 2>is the best rom com of the year. It's so true.

0:35:37.029 --> 0:35:39.469
<v Speaker 2>They're got all the tension, it's got all the steaks.

0:35:40.269 --> 0:35:51.829
<v Speaker 2>It's just bloody beautiful. Are you going to bring the

0:35:51.829 --> 0:35:53.229
<v Speaker 2>witch to the table or am I going to bring

0:35:53.269 --> 0:35:56.989
<v Speaker 2>the witch to the table? Witch? Oh my gosh, you

0:35:57.069 --> 0:36:01.629
<v Speaker 2>forgot about the witch. Andrew Garfield dated a witch? Oh no,

0:36:02.149 --> 0:36:04.989
<v Speaker 2>So her name is Kate to Mars. She's an academic.

0:36:05.029 --> 0:36:08.149
<v Speaker 2>She has a PhD. So that's doctor Kate to Mass

0:36:08.309 --> 0:36:12.029
<v Speaker 2>to you, she's a doctor in being a witch. She's

0:36:12.069 --> 0:36:16.549
<v Speaker 2>not technically a doctor and being a witch. That is unrelated.

0:36:16.989 --> 0:36:20.269
<v Speaker 2>Doctor Kate to Mass describes herself as a professional witch

0:36:20.589 --> 0:36:24.829
<v Speaker 2>and spiritual mentor. She has a PhD in theology from Oxford.

0:36:25.269 --> 0:36:27.709
<v Speaker 2>From the podcast I've listened to with him, from the

0:36:27.749 --> 0:36:31.549
<v Speaker 2>little research I have done into him, the fact that

0:36:31.589 --> 0:36:34.949
<v Speaker 2>he would date someone of the PhD does not surprise me. Continue. Yeah,

0:36:34.989 --> 0:36:38.469
<v Speaker 2>So basically they were photographed out with Bo Burnham and

0:36:38.509 --> 0:36:41.149
<v Speaker 2>Phoebe Bridges. I think maybe he was doing the Broadway

0:36:41.189 --> 0:36:43.909
<v Speaker 2>version of Inside, like bo Burnham's Inside. I think I

0:36:44.029 --> 0:36:46.749
<v Speaker 2>might have read that. I might have not, who knows. Okay,

0:36:46.909 --> 0:36:51.829
<v Speaker 2>they're photographed, and then what happens is on Instagram someone

0:36:51.869 --> 0:36:55.349
<v Speaker 2>comments on Kate's one of her posts being like, Tellandrew

0:36:55.389 --> 0:36:57.509
<v Speaker 2>Garfield I love him or something, and she's like, we're

0:36:57.549 --> 0:37:00.069
<v Speaker 2>actually not dating anymore, but he'd love to know that.

0:37:00.429 --> 0:37:02.549
<v Speaker 2>So he's always on good terms with the exits. Don't

0:37:02.589 --> 0:37:05.429
<v Speaker 2>know why they broke up. Why. So she has been

0:37:05.429 --> 0:37:07.909
<v Speaker 2>posting a lot of stuff since October seven, right, and

0:37:07.949 --> 0:37:09.829
<v Speaker 2>she said like, if you have a public platform, I

0:37:09.869 --> 0:37:12.589
<v Speaker 2>really think you need to post, and you're being a

0:37:12.629 --> 0:37:15.069
<v Speaker 2>coward and blah blah blah, and a lot of people went,

0:37:15.309 --> 0:37:18.589
<v Speaker 2>this is awkward because Andrew Garfield is not posting yep.

0:37:18.869 --> 0:37:22.069
<v Speaker 2>And then there was an article that went up that

0:37:22.229 --> 0:37:24.749
<v Speaker 2>was like, we think the reason that they've broken up

0:37:24.949 --> 0:37:28.669
<v Speaker 2>is because of he's not politically progressive enough for her,

0:37:29.149 --> 0:37:31.509
<v Speaker 2>and then she screenshot that article and put it in

0:37:31.589 --> 0:37:34.229
<v Speaker 2>her stories with a tick next to her is why

0:37:34.309 --> 0:37:38.589
<v Speaker 2>that broke up? But then in the last few weeks

0:37:39.309 --> 0:37:44.629
<v Speaker 2>he was interviewed, yep in a very public situation. Yes,

0:37:45.189 --> 0:37:48.989
<v Speaker 2>and he brought up Palestine. He did exactly right, And

0:37:49.149 --> 0:37:51.069
<v Speaker 2>a lot of people said, it's easy to look at

0:37:51.069 --> 0:37:54.069
<v Speaker 2>this and think it's not a lot. Yeah, but in

0:37:54.109 --> 0:37:58.069
<v Speaker 2>the context of Hollywood, Yep, it actually is. Yeah. So

0:37:58.149 --> 0:38:01.909
<v Speaker 2>he has kind of started speaking since they've yeah, since

0:38:01.909 --> 0:38:07.709
<v Speaker 2>they've split. Interesting, very and she got ruthlessly trold because

0:38:07.749 --> 0:38:10.069
<v Speaker 2>she was dating Andrew Garfield and she wasn't a famous person.

0:38:10.149 --> 0:38:11.669
<v Speaker 2>So I think a lot of people were making fun

0:38:11.669 --> 0:38:13.949
<v Speaker 2>of her being a witch. Oh okay, but it's like,

0:38:14.429 --> 0:38:16.349
<v Speaker 2>let her be a witch, you know. Yeah, I want

0:38:16.389 --> 0:38:18.509
<v Speaker 2>a friend who's a witch. Me too, Jesse. It is

0:38:18.549 --> 0:38:25.229
<v Speaker 2>time for charges and sentences. My charge. You're so serious,

0:38:25.229 --> 0:38:28.989
<v Speaker 2>so serious? All right, he's flirting with us? What he's

0:38:29.029 --> 0:38:31.789
<v Speaker 2>flirting with us? No he's No, he's not. He's flirting

0:38:31.789 --> 0:38:35.469
<v Speaker 2>with Amelia. He's flirting with me. And the date made

0:38:35.469 --> 0:38:39.949
<v Speaker 2>me feel weird. Yeah, in my spidy senses, all right, Dingled,

0:38:40.269 --> 0:38:43.189
<v Speaker 2>I felt tingles in the space a web hump in

0:38:43.589 --> 0:38:47.709
<v Speaker 2>spaces where the web emerges from there's something quite sexual

0:38:47.749 --> 0:38:52.109
<v Speaker 2>about the web. I think that they're emerging Freudian about

0:38:52.109 --> 0:38:55.189
<v Speaker 2>our obsession with spider Man and how we put white

0:38:55.269 --> 0:38:59.789
<v Speaker 2>gears like stuff on walls and then chase it so

0:38:59.829 --> 0:39:02.389
<v Speaker 2>you like it. I'm married with a child. Okay, what's

0:39:02.389 --> 0:39:06.629
<v Speaker 2>your sentence? Sentence? Well, if you won't date me, date

0:39:06.669 --> 0:39:11.469
<v Speaker 2>a million, dat a million. Yeah. I genuinely think watching

0:39:11.509 --> 0:39:13.469
<v Speaker 2>the response to this, I know it's like, oh ha

0:39:13.589 --> 0:39:17.069
<v Speaker 2>ha ha oh. He's an actor. She knows what she's doing.

0:39:17.189 --> 0:39:20.429
<v Speaker 2>This is her bit. Rah rah rah. We live in

0:39:20.469 --> 0:39:24.949
<v Speaker 2>a very divided world where things are quite heavy. Yeah.

0:39:25.029 --> 0:39:28.029
<v Speaker 2>What we need is to be a part of something, Yeah,

0:39:28.069 --> 0:39:32.909
<v Speaker 2>and to be included, yes and involved. Yeah. I need

0:39:32.949 --> 0:39:36.069
<v Speaker 2>this to work so that we can be part of

0:39:36.109 --> 0:39:39.029
<v Speaker 2>a journey together as a culture. Yeah, in the chicken shop.

0:39:39.109 --> 0:39:42.589
<v Speaker 2>In the chicken shop, because I think the journey of

0:39:42.709 --> 0:39:47.269
<v Speaker 2>having watched them meat on a red carpet twice and

0:39:47.389 --> 0:39:50.669
<v Speaker 2>then knowing that he asked for her number at a

0:39:50.669 --> 0:39:53.629
<v Speaker 2>party and then literally watched she had been left out

0:39:53.629 --> 0:39:55.829
<v Speaker 2>by that point. We weren't there at the party, and

0:39:55.829 --> 0:39:57.789
<v Speaker 2>that pisses me off because because I wished to be

0:39:57.989 --> 0:39:59.909
<v Speaker 2>like For some reason, and this may not be true,

0:40:00.149 --> 0:40:03.069
<v Speaker 2>I feel like it was the after party of one

0:40:03.069 --> 0:40:05.709
<v Speaker 2>of the awards shows. I don't know why. That's fine,

0:40:05.789 --> 0:40:07.269
<v Speaker 2>that's fine, And so I'm like, well, I guess it

0:40:07.309 --> 0:40:09.229
<v Speaker 2>was slightly off camera, but we saw you earlier in

0:40:09.229 --> 0:40:13.629
<v Speaker 2>the day. Yeah, So I genuinely think it would make

0:40:13.709 --> 0:40:18.149
<v Speaker 2>us all feel very included. And I think Amelia to Moldenburg,

0:40:18.709 --> 0:40:22.669
<v Speaker 2>there's actually something quite profound about what she does and

0:40:22.709 --> 0:40:26.229
<v Speaker 2>that I think she represents the every girl, all the funny,

0:40:26.789 --> 0:40:30.349
<v Speaker 2>weird girls who felt like when we went on dates,

0:40:30.869 --> 0:40:34.709
<v Speaker 2>guys didn't get our jokes and that maybe they were

0:40:34.789 --> 0:40:36.789
<v Speaker 2>just kind of looking at us up and down and

0:40:36.829 --> 0:40:42.069
<v Speaker 2>wondering why we didn't look like Adriana Lima. Yeah, there

0:40:42.109 --> 0:40:44.669
<v Speaker 2>was a bit of that, Yeah, And I think there's

0:40:44.709 --> 0:40:50.909
<v Speaker 2>something quite healing about watching a man value a woman

0:40:51.109 --> 0:40:53.989
<v Speaker 2>for her sense of humor, especially when that sense of

0:40:54.069 --> 0:40:56.669
<v Speaker 2>humor is weird as fuck. Yeah it is, and not

0:40:56.749 --> 0:40:58.989
<v Speaker 2>everyone gets it. Yeah, And she doesn't speak to him

0:40:58.989 --> 0:41:00.629
<v Speaker 2>like a celebrity. That's what I love is she just

0:41:00.669 --> 0:41:02.989
<v Speaker 2>puts them all down and she's like, try and impress me.

0:41:03.229 --> 0:41:06.429
<v Speaker 2>And it's genuinely really funny. It is really Funny's so

0:41:06.669 --> 0:41:08.949
<v Speaker 2>so good my sentences. I need them to get married,

0:41:08.989 --> 0:41:10.869
<v Speaker 2>and I need you to be If they get married,

0:41:10.909 --> 0:41:13.029
<v Speaker 2>there's no more fucking chicken shop. Tell you that because

0:41:13.109 --> 0:41:16.749
<v Speaker 2>no more day it's because you're married, unless they're polyamorous. Yeah, never,

0:41:16.909 --> 0:41:19.189
<v Speaker 2>there's actually do talk about monogamy. In the interview, he

0:41:19.189 --> 0:41:20.749
<v Speaker 2>asked if she wants to be a monogamous and I

0:41:20.789 --> 0:41:23.509
<v Speaker 2>don't know if she directly so, she's not fussed about

0:41:23.509 --> 0:41:29.229
<v Speaker 2>marriage or children. I think she just wants partner in tried. Yeah,

0:41:30.029 --> 0:41:32.589
<v Speaker 2>I wanted to be a royal wedding. Yeah, I wanted

0:41:32.629 --> 0:41:35.749
<v Speaker 2>to have all the trimmings royal. We got accent with

0:41:35.869 --> 0:41:38.829
<v Speaker 2>a reception in the chicken stop can love Okay, my

0:41:39.109 --> 0:41:42.509
<v Speaker 2>charge and it has been a recurring theme and it's

0:41:42.549 --> 0:41:44.789
<v Speaker 2>probably the only thing we can charge him with in

0:41:44.909 --> 0:41:49.309
<v Speaker 2>terms of guilt not being spidery enough. Ah, and he

0:41:49.389 --> 0:41:51.829
<v Speaker 2>has been punished for that. Yeah, and that he lost

0:41:51.869 --> 0:41:54.869
<v Speaker 2>his bloody job he loved, he lost his job. My

0:41:55.829 --> 0:42:00.469
<v Speaker 2>sentence is his proximity to a witch. Mm hmm is

0:42:01.109 --> 0:42:05.909
<v Speaker 2>something that I'm not benefiting enough from. If my friend said, oh,

0:42:05.949 --> 0:42:07.989
<v Speaker 2>I dated a witch for a few years, more content

0:42:08.029 --> 0:42:10.709
<v Speaker 2>out of that. I have some questions. Yeah, I think

0:42:10.749 --> 0:42:15.509
<v Speaker 2>witchcraft is a little bit like dating a magician, Okay,

0:42:15.509 --> 0:42:18.469
<v Speaker 2>in terms of tell me how he does the trick. Yeah,

0:42:18.629 --> 0:42:21.869
<v Speaker 2>so does she do potions? Yeah? You know how in

0:42:21.909 --> 0:42:24.469
<v Speaker 2>the movie Witches she doesn't really ties. She just had

0:42:24.509 --> 0:42:26.149
<v Speaker 2>a square foot? Is that a thing? She still have

0:42:26.189 --> 0:42:28.949
<v Speaker 2>square foot? Yeah? This is what we need to know. Yep.

0:42:29.149 --> 0:42:29.949
<v Speaker 2>Did she have a caldron?

0:42:30.069 --> 0:42:30.149
<v Speaker 1>Like?

0:42:30.149 --> 0:42:33.269
<v Speaker 2>I have all of those questions because Kate Tamas you

0:42:33.269 --> 0:42:34.829
<v Speaker 2>have to have a six month commitment with her if

0:42:34.909 --> 0:42:36.549
<v Speaker 2>you want to work with her as like a witch doctor,

0:42:36.869 --> 0:42:38.749
<v Speaker 2>and she will charge you eight thousand dollars a month.

0:42:38.829 --> 0:42:43.709
<v Speaker 2>So what's eight thousand time six? It's like fifty thousand dollars.

0:42:43.109 --> 0:42:51.389
<v Speaker 2>I'm feeling quite confident about that. So confused about a

0:42:51.389 --> 0:42:54.309
<v Speaker 2>witch doctor. Yeah, she's a witch to It's weird because

0:42:54.589 --> 0:42:58.829
<v Speaker 2>she is a doctor, not in doctor. No, no, no, she

0:42:58.909 --> 0:43:01.109
<v Speaker 2>did like mystresism or something. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, so

0:43:01.149 --> 0:43:02.709
<v Speaker 2>she's really smart, but she's a witch. And I just

0:43:02.709 --> 0:43:04.109
<v Speaker 2>think he could dish more on the witch thing.

0:43:04.229 --> 0:43:04.429
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:43:04.509 --> 0:43:06.789
<v Speaker 2>If I was on a date with Andrew Garfield, I'd

0:43:06.829 --> 0:43:08.749
<v Speaker 2>be like, tell me about Eric. She sounds interesting. She

0:43:08.789 --> 0:43:13.149
<v Speaker 2>sounds very interesting. Great point in the first sentence of

0:43:13.269 --> 0:43:16.909
<v Speaker 2>Chicken Shop Date, he's the word curse, which made me worried.

0:43:16.949 --> 0:43:21.749
<v Speaker 2>Familiar Oh no, yeh did she is that X is

0:43:21.749 --> 0:43:23.549
<v Speaker 2>gonna put a bit of a curse on him one

0:43:23.589 --> 0:43:27.509
<v Speaker 2>hundred percent. Oh wow, great point, Jesse. I have a

0:43:27.589 --> 0:43:31.189
<v Speaker 2>lazy girl storry for us to round out the show. Okay,

0:43:31.389 --> 0:43:34.229
<v Speaker 2>she's a lazy girl. This is from Kate. Hey there,

0:43:34.749 --> 0:43:37.269
<v Speaker 2>I have a lazy girl take for you. We all

0:43:37.309 --> 0:43:40.069
<v Speaker 2>know about the lazy girl tax. Yes, about the lazy

0:43:40.069 --> 0:43:42.269
<v Speaker 2>girl tax before, she said, like the time I left

0:43:42.309 --> 0:43:44.509
<v Speaker 2>fifty dollars on a plane and couldn't be bothered calling

0:43:44.549 --> 0:43:46.429
<v Speaker 2>to see if they'd found it. Well, you know what

0:43:46.509 --> 0:43:48.509
<v Speaker 2>I did is I left my AirPods on a plane,

0:43:48.509 --> 0:43:50.309
<v Speaker 2>and I did call to see if they could find it.

0:43:50.389 --> 0:43:52.389
<v Speaker 2>And I think they called back, but I didn't answer,

0:43:52.589 --> 0:43:54.669
<v Speaker 2>Oh because I'm no number. I no number, And I

0:43:54.709 --> 0:43:57.029
<v Speaker 2>was like, I'm not just going to answer some random number.

0:43:57.069 --> 0:43:58.789
<v Speaker 2>And I've lost my air pods and they're worth like

0:43:58.829 --> 0:44:01.069
<v Speaker 2>two hundred dollars. Yeah, not going to buy another pair,

0:44:01.949 --> 0:44:04.989
<v Speaker 2>she said. But being a lazy girl sometimes pays off too,

0:44:05.509 --> 0:44:07.789
<v Speaker 2>Like the time I had to quit my job but

0:44:08.029 --> 0:44:13.229
<v Speaker 2>procrastinated and they ended up making everyone redundant, so I

0:44:13.349 --> 0:44:17.949
<v Speaker 2>got six weeks pay to not work in brackets. Ultimate

0:44:18.109 --> 0:44:22.069
<v Speaker 2>lazy girl hack she's a lazy girl. That's actually Jean,

0:44:22.629 --> 0:44:26.749
<v Speaker 2>redundancy is such a lazy girl, such a lazy Just wait,

0:44:26.749 --> 0:44:29.309
<v Speaker 2>if you wait around enough, you'll probably be made redundant.

0:44:29.509 --> 0:44:31.869
<v Speaker 2>You actually will. Yeah, and you get paid for not working.

0:44:32.549 --> 0:44:35.309
<v Speaker 2>And that's honestly like the greatest skift.

0:44:35.429 --> 0:44:35.509
<v Speaker 1>No.

0:44:35.789 --> 0:44:38.389
<v Speaker 2>I just think in a lazy girl's life, there is

0:44:38.429 --> 0:44:40.589
<v Speaker 2>no better period than when she is not working yet

0:44:40.629 --> 0:44:48.269
<v Speaker 2>she is still being paid as salary and benefits and sickly, Ah,

0:44:48.349 --> 0:44:50.709
<v Speaker 2>lazy girls should be able to live a redundant, a

0:44:50.789 --> 0:44:53.669
<v Speaker 2>life of redundancy. Thank you so much for joining us

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<v Speaker 2>on this episode of Canceled. Canceled is produced by Kimberly

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