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Speaker 2: to Canceled. The Lazy Girl's Guide to the ZAR Celebrity Cancelations.
Speaker 2: I'm Claire Stephens and I'm Jesse Stephens. And today's episode
Speaker 2: does not do what I just introduced. Our podcast us shit. Okay,
Speaker 2: it's one where we virtually choose someone who's uncancellable, but
Speaker 2: for the lulls. Actually that's a lie. It kind of
Speaker 2: does go into things that are a bit cancled. I've
Speaker 2: seen him get in trouble. I've seen it and get
Speaker 2: in trouble. He's not untouchable. Well, anyone who's famous is
Speaker 2: being concurrently canceled. Everyone knows that always. But I will
Speaker 2: say it makes me sad that culturally, the people who
Speaker 2: seem uncancellable, that's usually just God for men. Yes, and
Speaker 2: we will say data point, just to put on the
Speaker 2: table here a bit of an insight into the BTS.
Speaker 2: No one ever asked for this, but we love you.
Speaker 2: Hang it. Yeah, yeah, Kerby. Women who are on canceled
Speaker 2: perform better than former, enormously better than men, because women
Speaker 2: allegedly are fun to hate. Yeah, they're a lot more
Speaker 2: fun to hate than we do a man. And everyone's like, eh,
Speaker 2: he seems he just seems fine. He's just doing his best.
Speaker 2: What men are allowed to be complex and eccentric and
Speaker 2: fuck up? Yep, but have it still fold into who
Speaker 2: they are as humans. Whereas women people just find them
Speaker 2: a little bit annoying for reasons they can't articulate. That
Speaker 2: reason is usually misogyny. Yes, you are about to enter
Speaker 2: the canceled courtroom. The defendants are celebrities, the chargers are petty.
Speaker 3: The rulings are final.
Speaker 2: Now I have been down an Andrew Garfield rabbit hole.
Speaker 4: I want Andrew Goethor to smash a laptop on my tits.
Speaker 3: Andrew Garfield, you too have a Spice Girl's connection. Didn't
Speaker 3: someone didn't a lovely lady, A lovely lady. Didn't she
Speaker 3: ask you out through the medium of the Spice Girl's music?
Speaker 4: Yes, thank you very much. How did you know that?
Speaker 3: You must have told somebody?
Speaker 4: Only my deeply intimate praise Andrew Garfield is thick and
Speaker 4: woke to the best things to be. If I am
Speaker 4: in fact thick, my God, that's the dream. Because when
Speaker 4: I was a kid, I was I was a streak
Speaker 4: of piss. As you might say, I'm not visibly on
Speaker 4: social media. I have a couple of secret accounts watching
Speaker 4: you all talk your shit. My first kiss, I also
Speaker 4: kissed sixteen other people that same night.
Speaker 2: I like him. It started with his chicken shop dight.
Speaker 2: Did I just friend zone? This is I.
Speaker 4: Shouldn't have done that unless that's what you want.
Speaker 2: No, I don't know what I want.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm young to know what you want. You have
Speaker 4: my number, do I?
Speaker 2: Yes? I ask for my number at I did, which
Speaker 2: we'll get to. But then there was something deeper. Now, Jesse,
Speaker 2: I host another podcast called but Are You Happy, which
Speaker 2: is very different to this show tone wise, and we
Speaker 2: talk about meaning and purpose and emotions enough, the very
Speaker 2: heavy reality of the human experience, and a few listeners
Speaker 2: we're just going to give but Are You Happier plug
Speaker 2: on my watch. Well, a few listeners of that show
Speaker 2: were messaging me being like, you have to listen to
Speaker 2: this podcast with Andrew Garfield. It would be right up
Speaker 2: your alley because I was like, okay, and it's an
Speaker 2: episode of modern love where the idea is that it's
Speaker 2: part interview, part someone reading a modern love essay from
Speaker 2: the New York Times. And I've seen clips of this,
Speaker 2: but I haven't actually watched it. Highly highly recommend. It
Speaker 2: is beautiful.
Speaker 4: My wife hasn't worn a bikini for six years and
Speaker 4: probably never will again. She says she's too old, which
Speaker 4: makes me sad. She's a beautiful woman with gray and
Speaker 4: her hair. My parents no longer drive at night.
Speaker 2: Sorry, when you feel less like giggling and more like
Speaker 2: contemplating the very essence of our existence, go listen to it.
Speaker 2: But I do actually feel quite emotionally connected to Andrew Garfields.
Speaker 2: I'm just putting that on the table. That's an important Yes,
Speaker 2: it's about grief and longing and love and the idea
Speaker 2: of accepting how limited we are email time on Earth. Okay,
Speaker 2: what I'm going to bring right now is id' his
Speaker 2: friends with Jamie DORNERA. Oh what a hot friendship. I
Speaker 2: know he's actually in a really hot friendship group. Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 2: who else I read about it? I feel like he's
Speaker 2: semi friends with Tom Holland, both British, and they both
Speaker 2: played Spider Man. Tom Holand is a little bit younger,
Speaker 2: hang on. Let me find who else, because I just
Speaker 2: Jamie Dornan is another man I connect. I'm looking at
Speaker 2: a photo because everyone says he's got a hot group
Speaker 2: of friends. Jamie Dornan is one of them. I guess
Speaker 2: they're from like the same corner of the world. Not really.
Speaker 2: Andrew Garfield grew up in Surrey, whereas Jamie Dorner. But
Speaker 2: what I am seeing in this picture is that he
Speaker 2: is with Lynn Manuel Miranda, so I'm going to assume
Speaker 2: that very close friends. Yeah, okay, well he's friends with
Speaker 2: Lynn Manuel because he was in Tictic Boom. Anyway, onto
Speaker 2: the Lolls. He was also pictured with bo Burnham. Ah,
Speaker 2: that is on a double date. He's a very hot
Speaker 2: group of men. Andrew Russell Garfield didn't see that coming. No,
Speaker 2: we're all shocked by the Russell is a very sexy boy.
Speaker 2: Speaking of Garfield, we did a thing recently. We played
Speaker 2: this game where everyone had to put a name into
Speaker 2: a hat. Then you had to guess who would put
Speaker 2: it in. So like you might put in Jennifer Lopez,
Speaker 2: or you might put in Anthony Albeneasy, someone put in Garfield.
Speaker 2: Fuck it got me like Garfield the cat. Yeah it
Speaker 2: was so random. Yeah, I could not guess who'd done it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Garfield like someone I hadn't thought about in a while
Speaker 2: as man as Nandy Say Garfield the Cat, Yes, what
Speaker 2: was Garfield? Was it meant to be funny anyway? Andrew
Speaker 2: Garfields has been in movies like The Social Network, The
Speaker 2: Amazing Spider Man, The Amazing Spider Man Too, where he
Speaker 2: played spider Man Hacksaw Ridge Never Let Me Go, great film.
Speaker 2: He was very young. Tick Tick Boom, which I really
Speaker 2: want to see. So he's a good singer, right, Oh
Speaker 2: he can see the man yea flawless, flawless and tik
Speaker 2: tic Boom was directed by Lynn Manuel Miranda. And that's
Speaker 2: who his other friend is. His other friend was in
Speaker 2: Lame Is Eddie Redmain. That's the other whole Wow, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: yeah yeah, what a lovely group of men. Garfield became
Speaker 2: interested in acting at the age of sixteen when a
Speaker 2: friend convinced him to take theater studies for his A levels,
Speaker 2: which is the equivalent of like khsa eta as they
Speaker 2: were one student short of being able to run the class.
Speaker 2: And you just know that friend is like I could
Speaker 2: have been Andrew Garfield if I just asked Boris to
Speaker 2: join that class instead, but instead I asked Andrew Garfield.
Speaker 2: You know when you're like he walked in and just
Speaker 2: was a full thespion. Yeah, you know when you're like, hey, hey, Tarlie,
Speaker 2: come join the netball team, and then Tarlie is the
Speaker 2: best person on the netball team and you're like, well
Speaker 2: that wasn't fucked her actually happened. You were meant to
Speaker 2: just be a fill in. Yeah. Yeah, now you're better
Speaker 2: than me, which is not difficult. My structure for today
Speaker 2: is as follows, Spider Man method, acting, a meet, cute
Speaker 2: times too, the most romantic date of all time, and
Speaker 2: the moment the Internet broke spider Man. Andrew Garfield was
Speaker 2: cast as Peter Parker in The Amazing Spider Man Got
Speaker 2: a Knife the real Life. Yes, it's a real knife.
Speaker 2: My weakness it's small knives. Wasn't my Spider Man was
Speaker 2: Troby mcguith. Yes, yes, but I am a big fan
Speaker 2: of every single Spider Man. I think you can't watch
Speaker 2: Spider Man enough. I don't like it's it's a shared
Speaker 2: interest of me and my husband's. Yeah, I feel like
Speaker 2: it's a bit one. No, like you get bit by
Speaker 2: spider and it stresses me out having your web No,
Speaker 2: and then you do the web thing and it sticks
Speaker 2: to places. Yeah, and then you just Spider Man. You
Speaker 2: save things, and you go up against a goblin like
Speaker 2: I just feel as though some pace. Sometimes there's an
Speaker 2: Emma stone, Sometimes there's a cursed in Dunce. Sometimes there's
Speaker 2: a Zendaya you just never know. Was his stone. And
Speaker 2: they fell in love, I thought so. And they dated
Speaker 2: for years. Yeah, they were together for quite a while,
Speaker 2: and they're a bit on and off. But even last
Speaker 2: year he went to the premiere of Poor Things, and
Speaker 2: there's a video of the moment she spots him in
Speaker 2: the audience and is really excited. Okay, she's married with
Speaker 2: a child. To continue, Well, I'm just saying that they're
Speaker 2: still on good terms. So what does that say? AnyWho?
Speaker 2: He said many times that he had worn Spider Man
Speaker 2: costumes when he was three, and he studied the movements
Speaker 2: of athletes and spiders to get into the part and
Speaker 2: did yoga and polates. That first movie well received. Things
Speaker 2: are looking great. He's meant to be in like a
Speaker 2: slew of Spider Man movies, right, He's meant to be
Speaker 2: the next Spider Man after Toby McGuire. I love the
Speaker 2: visual of him studying spiders just in a gutter, just
Speaker 2: crouching in a scudder. Look at this and then it's firing.
Speaker 2: But you know it's just sitting there or scurrying, which
Speaker 2: I know how you No, does that that is that
Speaker 2: helping your practice? I don't think so. Then the Amazing
Speaker 2: Spider Man two comes out in twenty fourteen, and it's
Speaker 2: got mixed critical reviews, and while it does very well
Speaker 2: at the box office, in terms of the franchise, it's
Speaker 2: like a box office low Okay, Yeah, so Spider Man
Speaker 2: is low West, it's just not one of the lowest. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: So it's not Kirston Duns and Toby maguire kissing upside down. No, no, no, no. Now.
Speaker 2: He was meant to be in future installments of Spider Man. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but they went in a different direction casting Tom Holland.
Speaker 2: Oh I think I've seen a Tom Holland. Yeah, Spider Man. Yeah. Zendaya.
Speaker 2: Now you might remember the infamous Sony hack of twenty
Speaker 2: fourteen where they leaked a whole bunch of emails.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 2: Well, the then head of Sony was mad at Andrew
Speaker 2: Garfield because he didn't turn up for an event in
Speaker 2: Brazil where the Amazing Spider Man three was meant to
Speaker 2: be announced because he was sick. The email read here,
Speaker 2: we are about one hour away from our gala, and
Speaker 2: Andrew decides he doesn't want to attend. He has a
Speaker 2: rather scruffy beard and he just wants to be left alone.
Speaker 2: So that email got leaked by the head of Signy sick.
Speaker 2: He's sick, the man leave the bead alone. I know
Speaker 2: I have to say when my husband, when my husband
Speaker 2: isn't well, he looks awful. I've always said it about
Speaker 2: your husband. He does not wear sickness or tiredness.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 2: No, no. In a twenty sixteen interview with The Guardian,
Speaker 2: Garfield was asked if he was fired from the role
Speaker 2: after that after being a bit naughty and not coming
Speaker 2: to the Brazil and he said no, I don't think so.
Speaker 2: What I'll proudly say is that I didn't compromise who
Speaker 2: I was. I was only over myself and that might
Speaker 2: have been difficult for some people. We ain't yourself. You're
Speaker 2: a spider yeah, win, he told The Daily Beast in
Speaker 2: twenty fourteen. I think what happened was through the pre production,
Speaker 2: production and post production. When you have something that works
Speaker 2: as a whole and then you start removing portions of it,
Speaker 2: because there was even more of it than was in
Speaker 2: the final cut, and everything was related. I have no
Speaker 2: idea what, but you're sounding very Demota Johnson on Madam
Speaker 2: Webb and the through LINEID Spider Movies, Spider Movies send
Speaker 2: us bit cuckoo. Yeah, he said, once you start removing
Speaker 2: things and saying no, that doesn't work, then the thread
Speaker 2: is broken. It's very syry. Yeah, and it's hard to
Speaker 2: go with the flow of the story. What he was
Speaker 2: saying he was making a comment on the creative process, right,
Speaker 2: which is, you've got this great story, Spider Man, how
Speaker 2: can it go wrong? Yeah? And I think he's trying
Speaker 2: to say, throughout the production process it can go wrong.
Speaker 2: We've got some plot holes, we've got some weirdness. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And maybe he's saying the amazing Spider Man two was
Speaker 2: not a work of art. Do we think Spider Man's done?
Speaker 2: Absolutely No, which I will get to. I feel as
Speaker 2: though you always think it's done and then there's a
Speaker 2: new Spider Man and then you go to see it
Speaker 2: at the movies, and it is excellent. It is highly entertained.
Speaker 2: In one of Variety's Actors on Actors sessions, he admitted
Speaker 2: that he was heartbroken by the experience of not getting
Speaker 2: cast in future Spider Man's I don't think he's Spidery.
Speaker 2: I look at Toby Maguire Spidery. I look at Tom
Speaker 2: Holland Spidery, then Andrew Garfield, and maybe it's because I'm
Speaker 2: thinking of the cat, but he's more catty. Well, this
Speaker 2: was actually criticism. People said he was too hot, he's
Speaker 2: too too he's a bit snaky, he's long and he's thin,
Speaker 2: and that's not what Spider Man is. Okay, I disagree,
Speaker 2: but it is a criticism. He told Amy Adams. I
Speaker 2: signed up to serve the story and serve this incredible
Speaker 2: character that I've been dressing as since I was three,
Speaker 2: and then it gets compromised and it breaks your heart.
Speaker 2: I got heartbroken a little bit. Tom Holland, who took
Speaker 2: over the role, has since said that he regrets not
Speaker 2: calling Garfield after being named as the new Spider Man.
Speaker 2: And what I love about this story is that if
Speaker 2: this were women a bitch fight, there'd be a cat
Speaker 2: fight and it would be sex in the city, who
Speaker 2: hates who you took her role? Blah blah blah. But
Speaker 2: because it's men, we allow them the dignity. Yeah, of
Speaker 2: peace and privacy, yes, Tom holand what they are all adults,
Speaker 2: all they are all adults, and sometimes life goes this way. Yeah,
Speaker 2: no drama there. I just need to have a chat.
Speaker 2: I will, They'll move on. Kim Catrell, on the other hand,
Speaker 2: absolute bit. Not really, not really. Tom Holland said, I
Speaker 2: was nineteen when I got cast. I was so caught
Speaker 2: up in getting the role that I never took any
Speaker 2: time to think about what it must have been like
Speaker 2: for him. If I'd made my second movie and it
Speaker 2: didn't necessarily deliver in the way it should have done,
Speaker 2: and they recast me, I would really struggle to bounce back.
Speaker 2: Andrew bounce back in the most unbelievable way. I just
Speaker 2: wish I'd called him and said, you know, I can't
Speaker 2: turn down this opportunity. Man wasn't a believable spider crime.
Speaker 2: He river, He's got more opportunities. It's fine, He's fine.
Speaker 2: And of course, Dobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield and Tom Holland
Speaker 2: all united for Spider Man No Way Home in twenty
Speaker 2: film which you have you not seen it.
Speaker 1: I'm Peter Parker. I am Spider Man in my world.
Speaker 1: But then yesterday I was I was just hearing Jesse.
Speaker 2: You don't go and see spider films that lou standing cinema.
Speaker 2: The scene, how how can they all coexist? Because there
Speaker 2: were different universites. It was the multiverse. They're in a
Speaker 2: room and the three of them addressed spiders. They're like, whoa, whoa, whoa,
Speaker 2: And it's so funny and they're doing They're funny the thing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and it's super meta and self for a factional No, no,
Speaker 2: it's really funny having the three of them. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: sounds finn. The dynamic was great. I think in those
Speaker 2: films sometimes you can see in the eyes of the
Speaker 2: people playing the characters in this film, not Spider I
Speaker 2: saw a movie recently with some superhero I had to
Speaker 2: watch it, the look in Paul Rudd's eyes. Oh, we
Speaker 2: sold out. It's the end of his tether. Yeah. No,
Speaker 2: but Spider Man, different story. Friends, We are doing a
Speaker 2: live event canceled live at the University of Sydney. You
Speaker 2: can come and see us in Real Life at the
Speaker 2: Alumni Festival the University of Sydney on Saturday, November the thirtieth.
Speaker 2: The event is free, but you have to register for tickets,
Speaker 2: so we'll pop a link in our show notes for
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Speaker 2: you to pay. We would never know. Well, we shouldn't
Speaker 2: say never, because one day we might like to profit,
Speaker 2: but not now. Today is not that day. I think
Speaker 2: it's going to be quite a almost an emotional event
Speaker 2: because you and I both went. The last time we're
Speaker 2: at Sidney UNI was when we were at Sydney UNI. Yeah,
Speaker 2: what was when I was graduating. We were studying there. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're doing all of our courses in celebrities. Yeah, we
Speaker 2: studied a degree in pop culture cancelations. We did, and
Speaker 2: they offer that they don't. It's not off very good degrees.
Speaker 2: There are a bunch of other events happening across the day.
Speaker 2: They're not just putting the festival on for us. Oh
Speaker 2: they might be. You would we call ourselves headliners? No,
Speaker 2: because doctor Carl's going to be there, Oh my god. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: there are some brilliant events on. Go and have a look.
Speaker 2: It is university of Sydney, November the thirtieth, See you There,
Speaker 2: method acting. The man is a fan of method acting,
Speaker 2: and he's got in trouble before for playing into stereotypes
Speaker 2: when he's going method. In twenty seventeen, he was cast
Speaker 2: as Prior Walter in the play Angels in America at
Speaker 2: the National Theater in London. He was nominated for the
Speaker 2: Lawrence Olivier Award for the role, but there was controversy
Speaker 2: because his character is a gay man with aids and
Speaker 2: Garfield is a straight man. He was criticized for taking
Speaker 2: the role when people said it should have gone to
Speaker 2: a member of the lgbt QI community. Was Matthew McConaughey
Speaker 2: criticized for Dallas bias class I think so it wasn't
Speaker 2: very loud. Maybe it was just a different time, at
Speaker 2: a different time, and that criticism snowballed when Garfield was
Speaker 2: asked how he prepared for the role, and in an
Speaker 2: interview he said he'd watched documentaries, He'd done all this research,
Speaker 2: and then he said he had watched every episode of
Speaker 2: RuPaul's Drag Race and he said every Sunday I would
Speaker 2: have eight friends over and we would watch rue. That's
Speaker 2: my life outside of this play. I'm a gay man
Speaker 2: right now, just without the physical act. That's all. A
Speaker 2: lot of people in the lgbt QI community were like,
Speaker 2: it's not about RuPaul, it's not about RuPaul. And I
Speaker 2: will say that the lived experience of being a gay man,
Speaker 2: of walking down the street holding hands with your boyfriend,
Speaker 2: even in the most progressive countries in the world, it
Speaker 2: can be really dangerous. I don't think I know any
Speaker 2: gay man who hasn't experienced homophobia. I will say, I
Speaker 2: do not know a gay man who has not watched
Speaker 2: RuPaul's drive. I know, and that is two things can
Speaker 2: be true. It's art, yes, now they did say it's
Speaker 2: quite a reductive way to look at our identity. But
Speaker 2: in an article in The Guardian, a journalist argued it's
Speaker 2: not quite as bad as it sounds, because Garfield was
Speaker 2: saying that in the context of saying that when he
Speaker 2: was offered the role, he struggled with the fact that
Speaker 2: he felt like he had no right to play that character,
Speaker 2: and he clearly wasn't ignorant of what he was doing,
Speaker 2: and he did a whole lot of research. He also
Speaker 2: played a Jesuit priest in a twenty sixteen movie called Silence,
Speaker 2: and he did all this research and learned about the
Speaker 2: Jesuit lifestyle. So his idea of method is obviously not
Speaker 2: like you and Jim Carrey. It's not Jim carry It's
Speaker 2: just like you do a whole lot of research so
Speaker 2: that you really feel like you know the character. Oh,
Speaker 2: that's not method, that's just research. Well, he says, there
Speaker 2: have been a lot of misconceptions about what method acting is.
Speaker 2: He said, it's not about being an asshole to everyone
Speaker 2: on set. Is actually about living truthfully under imagined circumstances
Speaker 2: and being really nice to the crew simultaneously and being
Speaker 2: a normal human being and being able to drop it
Speaker 2: when you need to and staying in it when you
Speaker 2: want to tell Jared that. Well, he said, I'm kind
Speaker 2: of bothered by the misconception. I'm bothered by this idea
Speaker 2: that method acting is fucking bullshit. Why did you go
Speaker 2: on this round about method acting because he met Jim
Speaker 2: Carrey of Robert pat who's one of his friends. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but Robert Pattinson was being really dirty on method acting,
Speaker 2: was he? Yes, so Pattinson, who has also tried and
Speaker 2: practiced this technique cla when I read about the Guy Gang. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm putting it together. It was Jamie Donnan, it was
Speaker 2: Eddie Redmain, and it Robert patters Well, which surprised me.
Speaker 2: He was the one who said actors try this approach
Speaker 2: when portraying asshole characters. And he's not wrong though. No,
Speaker 2: he said, I always say about people who do method acting,
Speaker 2: you only ever see people do the method when they're
Speaker 2: playing assholes. True. I need to know when you're on
Speaker 2: stage and when you're off stage. I need to know
Speaker 2: that between action and cut. That's the thing, that's the
Speaker 2: safe space. I need to know there's a cut coming
Speaker 2: and then I'll feel safe. It just feels like you
Speaker 2: can't get out. That's when you go crazy. I think
Speaker 2: that these two men are in agreement. Yeah, probably probably
Speaker 2: if we had on the podcast. So we've done Jim Carrey,
Speaker 2: Jared Leto, Yeah, both method actors. I think Leo goes
Speaker 2: a little bit method. Who was Stany Dow Yes, he
Speaker 2: went stanky. Yeah. And then Joaquin Phoenix is also known
Speaker 2: as a method actor. I thought we haven't done him
Speaker 2: on the show before, but maybe we will because there
Speaker 2: was that stunt hunt that I don't think anyone understands,
Speaker 2: including him. Just think we thought we'd understand it later
Speaker 2: and we don't know. Moving on to why we're all
Speaker 2: here and meet cute times too, Finally we get to
Speaker 2: talk about Amelia de Moldenburg and Andrew Garfield. Now, for
Speaker 2: those unaware, Amelia de Moldenberg is a British comedian who
Speaker 2: is the creator and host of the web series Chicken
Speaker 2: Shop Date. She's been doing for ten years. She has
Speaker 2: During the dates, she interviews celebrities in fried chicken restaurants
Speaker 2: with her very specific style of humor, and the idea
Speaker 2: is that they are interviews framed as dates. She is
Speaker 2: known for asking bizarre questions and leaning into the awkwardness
Speaker 2: of these interactions. Because of the viral success of Chicken
Speaker 2: Shop Date, she's interviewed people like Jennifer Lawrence, Paul Mescal,
Speaker 2: Lewis Capaldi, Phoebe Bridges, and she's done presenting work on
Speaker 2: red carpets and during one of those red carpet events,
Speaker 2: she met a certain Andrew Garfield. Have you seen this video?
Speaker 2: Have I seen this video? Yes? Well? In an interview
Speaker 2: for British JQ, she interviews Garfield and she is very
Speaker 2: surprised and excited when he knows who she is.
Speaker 1: You're great. You're kidding me, sho.
Speaker 2: I've been trying to get a date with you for
Speaker 2: I have not I'm asking you out right now. She
Speaker 2: says he looks good, and he says she looks beautiful.
Speaker 2: You just take the compiment.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's dress, but it's like kind of leather rope,
Speaker 4: it's made of rubber robber. Wow.
Speaker 2: Okay. As he's leaving, he's like, lovely to meet you,
Speaker 2: and then he kind of hovers and he says, seriously
Speaker 2: lovely to meet you. Yeah, I've never seen more chemistry
Speaker 2: between her because he says lovely to meet you. Because
Speaker 2: it's weird what you do. Weird is in good and
Speaker 2: I appreciate you.
Speaker 4: No, brilliant, because it's weird you do. It's weird as
Speaker 4: in good, very specific and unique, and.
Speaker 2: I appreciate. I appreciate you. Enjoy bye, see ya. That
Speaker 2: is compliment. If somebody looked at me and said it's weird,
Speaker 2: you're weird and I like it, I'd be like, I
Speaker 2: feel so seen, I feel seen. I feel like I'm
Speaker 2: finally understood. Yeah, it is. It is what she does.
Speaker 2: It is very weird what she does you know the
Speaker 2: other thing? The reason I feel think it's weird what
Speaker 2: we do, it is, it is what we do. It's
Speaker 2: weird what he does. Yeah, it is weird what he does.
Speaker 2: What's the hardest thing you've ever gone through? I was
Speaker 2: a bad spider. Yeah weird. No one understands. Yeah, no
Speaker 2: one understands. They vibed and the chemistry was there. Then
Speaker 2: they see each other at the Golden Globes and they're
Speaker 2: giggling straight away. There's this moment of recognition and she,
Speaker 2: she very rarely breaks breaks around him. Yeah, she breaks
Speaker 2: around and she sees him, and he has a joke
Speaker 2: about like, oh, you saw me in like winced and
Speaker 2: she's like, no, I didn't, I saw it. Like She's
Speaker 2: like yeah. Now she says, we must stop meeting like this,
Speaker 2: and he says, I only ever.
Speaker 4: Want to see you.
Speaker 2: That's what.
Speaker 4: I don't ever want to see you in these kinds
Speaker 4: of situations.
Speaker 2: What about other kind of situations? Not interested? Actual sense.
Speaker 2: I was going to write to my birthday party, where's
Speaker 2: your birthday party? That's your the January. Actually I'm an Aparius, that's.
Speaker 4: Your If you have a sun sign, that's the same
Speaker 4: as the moon sign as someone else.
Speaker 2: It's not good. No, it's good. That was good. Why
Speaker 2: is an issue?
Speaker 4: Well, because I don't I don't think we should explore this.
Speaker 2: Okay, well I'm not even asking.
Speaker 4: To you, I know, but I'm just like, you want
Speaker 4: to state you're obsessed with me.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: I'm scared of what it could turn into.
Speaker 2: I'm not ready for that time.
Speaker 4: I'm not ready for it.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, well I am. She's like, you're obsessed with me? Yes.
Speaker 2: She starts asking a serious question and he's like you're
Speaker 2: not going to ask a serious question right now? And
Speaker 2: she's like, yes, I am. And he can't keep a
Speaker 2: straight face and he's like are you seriously going to
Speaker 2: ask this? And she's asking about like you play a
Speaker 2: lot of religious role like like mate, just go on
Speaker 2: a day. Then yes. Then he's like he's like, no, no,
Speaker 2: go ask a question, and she's clearly so flustered that
Speaker 2: it's just a stapement. This is her question. She's like,
Speaker 2: you play lots of religious characters and he's like that's
Speaker 2: not a question, and then she looks at him and goes,
Speaker 2: why it's just a vibe. Yes, it's just a vibe.
Speaker 2: So that is to meet you, Yes, the perfect which
Speaker 2: is how we are imagine it's gonna go when we
Speaker 2: find ourselves on a red carpet with a microphone. Yes,
Speaker 2: and we sit there and we go when he walks past,
Speaker 2: he is going to go, oh my god, it's the
Speaker 2: love of my life. You're beautiful, And instead what happens
Speaker 2: is you say, can we speak to this person? They
Speaker 2: say no, it doesn't want to speak to you, and
Speaker 2: you go, I'm going to cry. O lovely. Now. The
Speaker 2: reason we can't look away is because there is something
Speaker 2: slightly uncomfortable about it. Yeah, it's awkward, yeah, but is
Speaker 2: that because they're truly in love? Yes, which takes us
Speaker 2: to the most romantic date of all time.
Speaker 4: I think we'd have a really nice time without the camera.
Speaker 4: We just enjoy each other's company. Maybe not fuck.
Speaker 2: It, Jess, have you watched the date? I haven't watched
Speaker 2: the date before, not yet. I've only watched clips, I
Speaker 2: mean beyond okay, as I've been on Beyonce tik tok oh. No.
Speaker 2: I know now the clips you've seen, that's your bad.
Speaker 2: There is just so much chemistry and I can tell that.
Speaker 2: Andrew Garfield is clearly like, would we be on a
Speaker 2: date if it weren't for all this, all these lights
Speaker 2: and all these people here, would you really go on
Speaker 2: a date with me? And she's clearly like, well, I
Speaker 2: don't know, because she's trying to like act cool. It's like,
Speaker 2: is anything said? No? Is he interviewed? Absolutely not. Do
Speaker 2: we get anything out of it?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Only vibes only, and I've never got more. Okay, I'm
Speaker 2: going to do a recap. Okay, it's an eleven minute video. Wow,
Speaker 2: I've watched it several times. Okay, they're at Sam. It's
Speaker 2: the home of great tasting chicken. Yes, she loves like
Speaker 2: a chicken out. I have more comments about saying later
Speaker 2: on Okay, because there's a lot of b roll of
Speaker 2: Sam throughout. Well, I would imagine that they've given free chicken. Yeah.
Speaker 2: They begin by making a joke that the vibes were
Speaker 2: so strong he was avoiding her for two years after
Speaker 2: those red carpeting directions. So hot. Yeah, he says, I
Speaker 2: don't like games, Amelia. Don't say her name. It's disquieting. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it makes me feel funny when you say her name. Well,
Speaker 2: you know why they couldn't go on this date because
Speaker 2: he had a girlfriend. He had a girlfriend, and is
Speaker 2: it a coincidence that they've only gone this date now
Speaker 2: that he and the girlfriend are broken up? I think not.
Speaker 2: She's like, ah, your spidy sense is tingling right now,
Speaker 2: and he's like hot, you get one of those and
Speaker 2: no more, but then another one and it's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: he wants a real talk because he wants to connect
Speaker 2: with you emotionally. Yeah. She asks him snog, marry, avoid
Speaker 2: Toby tom Amelia demoldover I love it, And he's like,
Speaker 2: I don't want to avoid anyone, but I guess you
Speaker 2: And she's like what, and he looks at her.
Speaker 4: And says, this is called flirting.
Speaker 2: Why am I smiling? Why am I blushing? As an aside,
Speaker 2: I want to go to Sam's. Okay? Do they look good?
Speaker 2: As does the soft drink? It looks chilled appropriately. Does
Speaker 2: it look like that they would have extra chicken salt?
Speaker 2: I get to this later on, but yes, okay, they're
Speaker 2: having ginger beer, and I think she says during it
Speaker 2: that she doesn't like ginger beer anyway. She asks do
Speaker 2: you kiss on a first date? And then she glances
Speaker 2: to the camera. She breaks the fourth wall. There's then
Speaker 2: footage of the person working there trying to stand the
Speaker 2: little packet of chips up on the like silver tray
Speaker 2: and they keep and I'm like, whoever has edited this
Speaker 2: is a creative genius. He says he thinks it's sexy
Speaker 2: and really hot that she goes for what she wants
Speaker 2: in terms of dating, and she says, that's what I think.
Speaker 2: She's like, sometimes I worry about how much I get rejected,
Speaker 2: but I put myself out there more than everyone else.
Speaker 2: That's why I get rejected so much. Correct. He gives
Speaker 2: her a high five for her courage love it. He's like,
Speaker 2: what do you try and do to make it happen romantically?
Speaker 2: And she's like, you just try to get with them.
Speaker 2: And then he does an impersonation of her physically trying
Speaker 2: to get with someone, and she's like, exactly, but she's
Speaker 2: actually laughing. She's actually and does not break. She does
Speaker 2: not break, And she's like, oh, that's funny. She asks
Speaker 2: if he has ever been on a date to see
Speaker 2: his own movie. His answer is no, actually, well he
Speaker 2: pretends yes, then he says no, he's aware of all
Speaker 2: her moves, like he's kind of like analyzing her as
Speaker 2: she goes, yeah, yeah, and she says, I knew you'd
Speaker 2: do this. She says it's fun He's like, does it
Speaker 2: frustrate you? And stop blurting? She says, I like it
Speaker 2: because it's funny someone seeing what I do. And he
Speaker 2: says and naming it. Okay, this is so mad. Okay,
Speaker 2: this is just basically like fifty shades, says. He then says,
Speaker 2: and you go slightly red and she's like what she
Speaker 2: goes slightly red? Now back to Sam's. Sam's chicken giving
Speaker 2: caves is it? Is it the menu board? Oh, they
Speaker 2: have chicken burgers with cheese, Oh, little boxes? It looks
Speaker 2: really good? Does it genuinely great ad for Sam's if
Speaker 2: anyone loves new SAMs? And then in terms of the chips,
Speaker 2: what's the thickness? It looks like I'd say they're between
Speaker 2: a McDonald's chip and a KS chip. Maybe not quite
Speaker 2: as thick as KFC chips, but looks excellent. And I
Speaker 2: see the salt. No, but the crispiness of the chicken
Speaker 2: suggests that there's chicken salt. He asks how her thirtieth
Speaker 2: was because on the red carpet she had made a
Speaker 2: joke about her thirtieth, and she's like, did you like
Speaker 2: being thirty? Can you remember? Because he's in his early forties, Okay,
Speaker 2: you're old? Yeah, yeah, And he's like, bitch. He says,
Speaker 2: you're funny. You're a funny person, and she says you're
Speaker 2: funny too, and he says, eh, you're funnier and then
Speaker 2: she accepts it, which I love. Why is this the
Speaker 2: biggest compliment? He's like, I appreciate that quality in you.
Speaker 2: And in a date, she's like, I think that we
Speaker 2: there's something going on?
Speaker 4: Do you actually think that?
Speaker 2: For the I do think it's interesting that we if this.
Speaker 4: Wasn't here, do you think we'd actually have it go
Speaker 4: on a day? This has sucked up the fact that
Speaker 4: we could have actually gone on a date at some point. Maybe.
Speaker 2: He's like, I actually believe maybe we could have without
Speaker 2: all of it? But why? She why is chalking in
Speaker 2: past tense? They're both think it changes? Okay. She says
Speaker 2: he's afraid of it. Okay, I love it. That's so hot.
Speaker 2: He says, I'm a very private person in my private life.
Speaker 2: She says, I'm more private than you. Actually, have you
Speaker 2: ever seen me with anyone? And he says that doesn't
Speaker 2: mean you're private. It just means you're not with anyone,
Speaker 2: which was a real nag. Yeah, And it was also
Speaker 2: like I just wanted to come in and go. It's
Speaker 2: also because she's not nearly as famous. I don't think
Speaker 2: she's being packed. No. No, Also it's her job to
Speaker 2: go on date. Yeah. He asks, do you want to
Speaker 2: be married? Do you want to have children? Yeah? Like,
Speaker 2: what are your ultimate longings? I love that they're proper chatting.
Speaker 2: He refers to it as an interview, and she's like,
Speaker 2: stop calling it an interview, it's a date. She asks,
Speaker 2: So you've been nominated for an Oscar, you've not won
Speaker 2: when you're gonna win an Oscar, which is exactly what
Speaker 2: you want to ask everyone. Hey, you, why haven't you
Speaker 2: won one of them big awards? Yeah? He says, like
Speaker 2: I wanted to win, and now like I don't know,
Speaker 2: maybe it's just not gonna happen. And she says, probably
Speaker 2: when you stop caring is what it will happen. Apparently
Speaker 2: that's what happens with love as well. Then she says,
Speaker 2: that's why I've been so relaxed today, because I actually
Speaker 2: just given up. He says, I don't think you can
Speaker 2: give up with intention. He says, would you be more
Speaker 2: attracted to me if I had the Academy Award? And
Speaker 2: she says yeah, And he's like, fuck, my longing is
Speaker 2: back for it. She says, sounds it's okay, you're already
Speaker 2: kind of hot. He says, I think we'd have a
Speaker 2: really nice time without the camera. We'd enjoy each other's company, okay.
Speaker 2: And she's like, you have my number? And he's like
Speaker 2: do I? And she's like, yes, you asked for my
Speaker 2: number at a party and he says I did. He says,
Speaker 2: this should be a practice round. Then what is this
Speaker 2: just a stick?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: We're just being set up here because I don't have
Speaker 2: time for it. I don't have time to get this
Speaker 2: investor in something. No, but I for eleven minutes straight,
Speaker 2: I simply smiled at my score. One of those people
Speaker 2: is a method actor, so we'll just write him off. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The other one has a stick, but isn't a method actor.
Speaker 2: And the thing is that in this date, she breaks,
Speaker 2: she breaks, She never So what do we know about
Speaker 2: what's happened? Since? Oh we don't? Okay, all right, I
Speaker 2: think it's a private but all right, but what we
Speaker 2: do have is reactions? All right, my head, they're performers,
Speaker 2: my heart their so mate, That's exactly how I feel,
Speaker 2: exactly it. What are some of the comments? This one
Speaker 2: has thirteen point three thousand likes. I'm telling my kids
Speaker 2: this is the Royal couple. Love more chemistry, I'll because
Speaker 2: they're British too. Yeah, this has seven and a half
Speaker 2: thousand likes. I'm not even being remotely dramatic when I
Speaker 2: say this is the greatest eleven minutes and forty seconds
Speaker 2: of media I have ever consumed. I actually completely agree.
Speaker 2: And then someone who's a brand well played has written,
Speaker 2: so when's chicken shop wedding? Yeah, they need a wedding
Speaker 2: in a chicken shop. Imagine getting catered from a chicken shop,
Speaker 2: how happily, I guess would be great meals for a wedding.
Speaker 2: There is an Instagram comment that says, no, you don't
Speaker 2: underst And I've had this on loop for an hour
Speaker 2: straight and I can't stop smiling and blushing. Yes, I
Speaker 2: think people are getting physical reactions to this. Hard relate. Now,
Speaker 2: can you describe the text and the expression in this meme?
Speaker 2: We've got a shopped cat and it says it's called flirting, Amelia,
Speaker 2: It's called flirting, and the cat is so shooken. And
Speaker 2: then we've got this is a tweet. Chicken Shop Date
Speaker 2: twenty twenty four starring Andrew Garfield and Amelia de Moldenberg
Speaker 2: is the best rom com of the year. It's so true.
Speaker 2: They're got all the tension, it's got all the steaks.
Speaker 2: It's just bloody beautiful. Are you going to bring the
Speaker 2: witch to the table or am I going to bring
Speaker 2: the witch to the table? Witch? Oh my gosh, you
Speaker 2: forgot about the witch. Andrew Garfield dated a witch? Oh no,
Speaker 2: So her name is Kate to Mars. She's an academic.
Speaker 2: She has a PhD. So that's doctor Kate to Mass
Speaker 2: to you, she's a doctor in being a witch. She's
Speaker 2: not technically a doctor and being a witch. That is unrelated.
Speaker 2: Doctor Kate to Mass describes herself as a professional witch
Speaker 2: and spiritual mentor. She has a PhD in theology from Oxford.
Speaker 2: From the podcast I've listened to with him, from the
Speaker 2: little research I have done into him, the fact that
Speaker 2: he would date someone of the PhD does not surprise me. Continue. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So basically they were photographed out with Bo Burnham and
Speaker 2: Phoebe Bridges. I think maybe he was doing the Broadway
Speaker 2: version of Inside, like bo Burnham's Inside. I think I
Speaker 2: might have read that. I might have not, who knows. Okay,
Speaker 2: they're photographed, and then what happens is on Instagram someone
Speaker 2: comments on Kate's one of her posts being like, Tellandrew
Speaker 2: Garfield I love him or something, and she's like, we're
Speaker 2: actually not dating anymore, but he'd love to know that.
Speaker 2: So he's always on good terms with the exits. Don't
Speaker 2: know why they broke up. Why. So she has been
Speaker 2: posting a lot of stuff since October seven, right, and
Speaker 2: she said like, if you have a public platform, I
Speaker 2: really think you need to post, and you're being a
Speaker 2: coward and blah blah blah, and a lot of people went,
Speaker 2: this is awkward because Andrew Garfield is not posting yep.
Speaker 2: And then there was an article that went up that
Speaker 2: was like, we think the reason that they've broken up
Speaker 2: is because of he's not politically progressive enough for her,
Speaker 2: and then she screenshot that article and put it in
Speaker 2: her stories with a tick next to her is why
Speaker 2: that broke up? But then in the last few weeks
Speaker 2: he was interviewed, yep in a very public situation. Yes,
Speaker 2: and he brought up Palestine. He did exactly right, And
Speaker 2: a lot of people said, it's easy to look at
Speaker 2: this and think it's not a lot. Yeah, but in
Speaker 2: the context of Hollywood, Yep, it actually is. Yeah. So
Speaker 2: he has kind of started speaking since they've yeah, since
Speaker 2: they've split. Interesting, very and she got ruthlessly trold because
Speaker 2: she was dating Andrew Garfield and she wasn't a famous person.
Speaker 2: So I think a lot of people were making fun
Speaker 2: of her being a witch. Oh okay, but it's like,
Speaker 2: let her be a witch, you know. Yeah, I want
Speaker 2: a friend who's a witch. Me too, Jesse. It is
Speaker 2: time for charges and sentences. My charge. You're so serious,
Speaker 2: so serious? All right, he's flirting with us? What he's
Speaker 2: flirting with us? No he's No, he's not. He's flirting
Speaker 2: with Amelia. He's flirting with me. And the date made
Speaker 2: me feel weird. Yeah, in my spidy senses, all right, Dingled,
Speaker 2: I felt tingles in the space a web hump in
Speaker 2: spaces where the web emerges from there's something quite sexual
Speaker 2: about the web. I think that they're emerging Freudian about
Speaker 2: our obsession with spider Man and how we put white
Speaker 2: gears like stuff on walls and then chase it so
Speaker 2: you like it. I'm married with a child. Okay, what's
Speaker 2: your sentence? Sentence? Well, if you won't date me, date
Speaker 2: a million, dat a million. Yeah. I genuinely think watching
Speaker 2: the response to this, I know it's like, oh ha
Speaker 2: ha ha oh. He's an actor. She knows what she's doing.
Speaker 2: This is her bit. Rah rah rah. We live in
Speaker 2: a very divided world where things are quite heavy. Yeah.
Speaker 2: What we need is to be a part of something, Yeah,
Speaker 2: and to be included, yes and involved. Yeah. I need
Speaker 2: this to work so that we can be part of
Speaker 2: a journey together as a culture. Yeah, in the chicken shop.
Speaker 2: In the chicken shop, because I think the journey of
Speaker 2: having watched them meat on a red carpet twice and
Speaker 2: then knowing that he asked for her number at a
Speaker 2: party and then literally watched she had been left out
Speaker 2: by that point. We weren't there at the party, and
Speaker 2: that pisses me off because because I wished to be
Speaker 2: like For some reason, and this may not be true,
Speaker 2: I feel like it was the after party of one
Speaker 2: of the awards shows. I don't know why. That's fine,
Speaker 2: that's fine, And so I'm like, well, I guess it
Speaker 2: was slightly off camera, but we saw you earlier in
Speaker 2: the day. Yeah, So I genuinely think it would make
Speaker 2: us all feel very included. And I think Amelia to Moldenburg,
Speaker 2: there's actually something quite profound about what she does and
Speaker 2: that I think she represents the every girl, all the funny,
Speaker 2: weird girls who felt like when we went on dates,
Speaker 2: guys didn't get our jokes and that maybe they were
Speaker 2: just kind of looking at us up and down and
Speaker 2: wondering why we didn't look like Adriana Lima. Yeah, there
Speaker 2: was a bit of that, Yeah, And I think there's
Speaker 2: something quite healing about watching a man value a woman
Speaker 2: for her sense of humor, especially when that sense of
Speaker 2: humor is weird as fuck. Yeah it is, and not
Speaker 2: everyone gets it. Yeah, And she doesn't speak to him
Speaker 2: like a celebrity. That's what I love is she just
Speaker 2: puts them all down and she's like, try and impress me.
Speaker 2: And it's genuinely really funny. It is really Funny's so
Speaker 2: so good my sentences. I need them to get married,
Speaker 2: and I need you to be If they get married,
Speaker 2: there's no more fucking chicken shop. Tell you that because
Speaker 2: no more day it's because you're married, unless they're polyamorous. Yeah, never,
Speaker 2: there's actually do talk about monogamy. In the interview, he
Speaker 2: asked if she wants to be a monogamous and I
Speaker 2: don't know if she directly so, she's not fussed about
Speaker 2: marriage or children. I think she just wants partner in tried. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I wanted to be a royal wedding. Yeah, I wanted
Speaker 2: to have all the trimmings royal. We got accent with
Speaker 2: a reception in the chicken stop can love Okay, my
Speaker 2: charge and it has been a recurring theme and it's
Speaker 2: probably the only thing we can charge him with in
Speaker 2: terms of guilt not being spidery enough. Ah, and he
Speaker 2: has been punished for that. Yeah, and that he lost
Speaker 2: his bloody job he loved, he lost his job. My
Speaker 2: sentence is his proximity to a witch. Mm hmm is
Speaker 2: something that I'm not benefiting enough from. If my friend said, oh,
Speaker 2: I dated a witch for a few years, more content
Speaker 2: out of that. I have some questions. Yeah, I think
Speaker 2: witchcraft is a little bit like dating a magician, Okay,
Speaker 2: in terms of tell me how he does the trick. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so does she do potions? Yeah? You know how in
Speaker 2: the movie Witches she doesn't really ties. She just had
Speaker 2: a square foot? Is that a thing? She still have
Speaker 2: square foot? Yeah? This is what we need to know. Yep.
Speaker 2: Did she have a caldron?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: I have all of those questions because Kate Tamas you
Speaker 2: have to have a six month commitment with her if
Speaker 2: you want to work with her as like a witch doctor,
Speaker 2: and she will charge you eight thousand dollars a month.
Speaker 2: So what's eight thousand time six? It's like fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: I'm feeling quite confident about that. So confused about a
Speaker 2: witch doctor. Yeah, she's a witch to It's weird because
Speaker 2: she is a doctor, not in doctor. No, no, no, she
Speaker 2: did like mystresism or something. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, so
Speaker 2: she's really smart, but she's a witch. And I just
Speaker 2: think he could dish more on the witch thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: If I was on a date with Andrew Garfield, I'd
Speaker 2: be like, tell me about Eric. She sounds interesting. She
Speaker 2: sounds very interesting. Great point in the first sentence of
Speaker 2: Chicken Shop Date, he's the word curse, which made me worried.
Speaker 2: Familiar Oh no, yeh did she is that X is
Speaker 2: gonna put a bit of a curse on him one
Speaker 2: hundred percent. Oh wow, great point, Jesse. I have a
Speaker 2: lazy girl storry for us to round out the show. Okay,
Speaker 2: she's a lazy girl. This is from Kate. Hey there,
Speaker 2: I have a lazy girl take for you. We all
Speaker 2: know about the lazy girl tax. Yes, about the lazy
Speaker 2: girl tax before, she said, like the time I left
Speaker 2: fifty dollars on a plane and couldn't be bothered calling
Speaker 2: to see if they'd found it. Well, you know what
Speaker 2: I did is I left my AirPods on a plane,
Speaker 2: and I did call to see if they could find it.
Speaker 2: And I think they called back, but I didn't answer,
Speaker 2: Oh because I'm no number. I no number, And I
Speaker 2: was like, I'm not just going to answer some random number.
Speaker 2: And I've lost my air pods and they're worth like
Speaker 2: two hundred dollars. Yeah, not going to buy another pair,
Speaker 2: she said. But being a lazy girl sometimes pays off too,
Speaker 2: Like the time I had to quit my job but
Speaker 2: procrastinated and they ended up making everyone redundant, so I
Speaker 2: got six weeks pay to not work in brackets. Ultimate
Speaker 2: lazy girl hack she's a lazy girl. That's actually Jean,
Speaker 2: redundancy is such a lazy girl, such a lazy Just wait,
Speaker 2: if you wait around enough, you'll probably be made redundant.
Speaker 2: You actually will. Yeah, and you get paid for not working.
Speaker 2: And that's honestly like the greatest skift.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: I just think in a lazy girl's life, there is
Speaker 2: no better period than when she is not working yet
Speaker 2: she is still being paid as salary and benefits and sickly, Ah,
Speaker 2: lazy girls should be able to live a redundant, a
Speaker 2: life of redundancy. Thank you so much for joining us
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