WEBVTT - Even More Random Things We Deem Offensive 0:00:08.234 --> 0:00:10.953 You're listening to I'm on a MEA podcast. 0:00:14.274 --> 0:00:18.433 Hello out louders, Holly Wayne, right here. Look, it's Easter Monday, 0:00:18.594 --> 0:00:20.953 so we do not have a regular show for you, 0:00:21.034 --> 0:00:23.434 but we do have a little treat, Little East a 0:00:23.474 --> 0:00:26.233 treat if you like. This is an episode that we 0:00:26.314 --> 0:00:29.834 recorded for subscribers some time ago before Jesse went off 0:00:29.874 --> 0:00:32.394 on leave, and we never released it, not because it 0:00:32.434 --> 0:00:34.554 wasn't brilliant, because of course it is. It's got Claire 0:00:34.594 --> 0:00:37.034 Murphy on it, but just because we had a lot 0:00:37.034 --> 0:00:39.434 of other things we had to talk about that week. 0:00:39.754 --> 0:00:42.913 So we followed up an episode that we did that 0:00:43.034 --> 0:00:45.873 was very popular with you lot, called an entirely random 0:00:45.954 --> 0:00:49.314 list of things we deem offensive. We got so much 0:00:49.354 --> 0:00:52.473 feedback to that that we decided to do another list, 0:00:52.754 --> 0:00:55.953 So when we had Jesse and Claire Murphy in the studio, 0:00:56.394 --> 0:00:59.274 we decided to dive into that and provide a list 0:00:59.314 --> 0:01:02.354 of a whole lot more things that just shouldn't be offensive. 0:01:02.554 --> 0:01:05.954 But ah, we hope you enjoy this episode. We are 0:01:05.954 --> 0:01:07.954 going to be back in your ears as usual with 0:01:08.034 --> 0:01:11.313 the subscriber episode tomorrow and a regular episode on Wednesday, 0:01:11.594 --> 0:01:14.154 But we hope you have had a lovely Easter weekend 0:01:14.474 --> 0:01:18.594 and that you enjoy laughing along with Murphy friends. 0:01:18.634 --> 0:01:21.634 We did an episode a little while back about things 0:01:21.634 --> 0:01:24.994 we found offensive, and once we started, we couldn't start. 0:01:25.674 --> 0:01:27.994 And in fact, I now have a note sat that 0:01:28.114 --> 0:01:29.914 every time I think of something new I find offensive, 0:01:29.914 --> 0:01:33.194 I just add to it. The out Louders also had 0:01:33.234 --> 0:01:36.354 things that they found offensive. The rule is you don't 0:01:36.394 --> 0:01:40.194 necessarily have to say why you find it offensive, no justification. 0:01:40.514 --> 0:01:42.714 People can say, oh, you just don't like that thing. 0:01:42.794 --> 0:01:46.394 Well maybe that's true, but this is our outlet, Okay. 0:01:46.274 --> 0:01:48.514 But others can jump in and have their say too. 0:01:48.434 --> 0:01:52.274 Right exactly, Yes, yes, you can argue that is totally allowed. 0:01:52.634 --> 0:01:54.754 I want to read you a couple of my favorites 0:01:54.754 --> 0:01:57.034 from the out Louders before we get started with our 0:01:57.114 --> 0:02:01.514 own because I am joined today myself, Jesse Stevens. We've 0:02:01.514 --> 0:02:04.634 got Holly Wayne, right, We've got Claire Murphy who's been 0:02:04.714 --> 0:02:06.274 keeping her own list for a whole life. 0:02:06.354 --> 0:02:08.314 As soon as I heard that last episode is one 0:02:08.353 --> 0:02:10.314 of my favorites you guys have done, I'm like, I 0:02:10.353 --> 0:02:12.274 want in on this action. And when I was asked 0:02:12.274 --> 0:02:14.194 to do today, I was very excited. 0:02:14.714 --> 0:02:17.074 Well, the out Louders understood the assignment because they said, 0:02:17.634 --> 0:02:20.594 every website requesting your email address to sign up for 0:02:20.634 --> 0:02:24.754 a discount or accepting cookies, stop it. Absolutely. People who 0:02:24.794 --> 0:02:27.714 wear chunky bracelets that make noise when they are using 0:02:27.794 --> 0:02:28.514 a keyboard. 0:02:29.274 --> 0:02:31.994 That's like you in the studio, Jesse, you do. She's 0:02:32.034 --> 0:02:33.554 got her stylish bracelets on them. 0:02:33.554 --> 0:02:36.874 They do bad and I get in trouble. Offensive. No, 0:02:36.994 --> 0:02:39.194 I find it offensive. I find it offensive. Also the 0:02:39.194 --> 0:02:42.994 clickity clack of the fake nails on the keyboard sometimes 0:02:43.114 --> 0:02:46.434 like that. I don't know what it is. I don't know. 0:02:46.594 --> 0:02:50.194 I just I don't. They worry me. Rock Melon fantastic 0:02:50.234 --> 0:02:53.834 one what no notes, no notes, no notes, no notes. 0:02:54.074 --> 0:02:58.354 I love rock Oh the more rock melon the better. No, no, no, 0:02:58.434 --> 0:02:59.954 it's an inferior fruch. Everyone knows. 0:03:00.034 --> 0:03:01.794 I need to go back one because this is going 0:03:01.874 --> 0:03:05.954 to be a very controversial choice. I find aggressively long 0:03:06.074 --> 0:03:10.913 fake fingernails offensive. I like my daughter likes to get 0:03:10.914 --> 0:03:13.434 her fingers done in the holidays. It is a treat. 0:03:13.874 --> 0:03:16.154 And we sit there in the nail place and I 0:03:16.194 --> 0:03:18.434 just go short short of shorulder and she just laughs 0:03:18.434 --> 0:03:21.554 at me. But when I see people with really aggressively longeness. 0:03:21.594 --> 0:03:24.634 All I can think about tampons is tampons. It's it's 0:03:24.794 --> 0:03:28.194 all I can think about. And I'm just like, you've 0:03:28.234 --> 0:03:31.354 made me think about your vagina as we're sitting here, 0:03:31.954 --> 0:03:33.874 and I didn't think that's offensive. 0:03:33.994 --> 0:03:36.714 Yeah, I'm sorry everyone, Claire. Why don't you kick us 0:03:36.714 --> 0:03:39.594 off with some things you find offensive? 0:03:39.874 --> 0:03:42.794 Well, I think it's very timely, but just daylight saving. 0:03:44.554 --> 0:03:46.834 Particularly for people who have to get up early for 0:03:46.874 --> 0:03:48.314 their jobs, right, Clare Murphy. 0:03:48.234 --> 0:03:49.034 Yes, like me. 0:03:49.234 --> 0:03:51.554 But that also then requires me to go to bed 0:03:51.594 --> 0:03:54.074 in daylight, which is the other end of the day. 0:03:54.114 --> 0:03:55.474 In freaking' awful. What else? 0:03:56.194 --> 0:03:59.394 Packaging that says open here but does not open efficiently 0:03:59.434 --> 0:04:03.594 from the open here section? I call out prepackaged cheese, 0:04:03.914 --> 0:04:06.914 oh so much, any meat that has the wrapping over it. 0:04:07.154 --> 0:04:10.434 And then also things like washing powder, like clothes washing 0:04:10.434 --> 0:04:12.714 powder that has the little pool cardboard thing that's supposed 0:04:12.714 --> 0:04:14.634 to zip all the way around. Yeah, it never does. 0:04:14.954 --> 0:04:17.354 It stops halfway and rips off, And so I'm left 0:04:17.394 --> 0:04:18.113 digging into. 0:04:17.954 --> 0:04:20.394 It, Claire, Is it just me? Or is everything resealable 0:04:20.514 --> 0:04:23.433 not resealable? Or if I screwed it because I go Okay, 0:04:23.753 --> 0:04:25.354 do it properly, because then you're not going to need 0:04:25.393 --> 0:04:28.154 to use your hair tie. And then I do it 0:04:28.234 --> 0:04:30.274 and then it's broken and the oats are on the floor. 0:04:30.274 --> 0:04:31.633 It's because you're buying home brund. 0:04:32.393 --> 0:04:35.313 That's why if you buy more expensive things, then the 0:04:35.354 --> 0:04:37.874 reseals work apparently, but I wouldn't know because brand only 0:04:37.873 --> 0:04:38.833 ever buys home brun. 0:04:38.794 --> 0:04:39.633 Yeah, go shopping. 0:04:40.234 --> 0:04:44.313 Also, when I go to the supermarket, I really really 0:04:44.354 --> 0:04:46.753 really really really get annoyed when I'm loading on the 0:04:46.753 --> 0:04:50.113 conveyor belt and people behind me also start loading onto 0:04:50.113 --> 0:04:52.633 the conveyor belt before I have finished unloading onto the. 0:04:52.633 --> 0:04:56.034 Convey Okay, what if I use a little thing a bob? No? 0:04:56.193 --> 0:04:57.794 Because what if I need to go past your little 0:04:57.794 --> 0:04:59.953 thing my bob because I haven't unloaded my trolleyet and 0:04:59.993 --> 0:05:03.274 you have guesstimated how much goes on my conveyor belt incorrectly. 0:05:03.513 --> 0:05:06.514 They have underestimated you. Yes, Claire, what if I can 0:05:06.714 --> 0:05:09.073 see how much is in your trolley and I've gone 0:05:09.154 --> 0:05:12.713 she's got one bread left, and then I'm gonna efficiently 0:05:12.914 --> 0:05:15.393 put the thing on a bob down and then start loading. 0:05:15.674 --> 0:05:17.514 Am I still offending you. 0:05:17.794 --> 0:05:20.713 If I'm down to like one, two, maybe three items. 0:05:21.234 --> 0:05:24.994 It is acceptable any more than that. Just hold on 0:05:25.633 --> 0:05:28.993 for the eight seconds it will take me to finish unloading. 0:05:29.234 --> 0:05:31.153 Otherwise I then have to look like the rude bitch 0:05:31.193 --> 0:05:33.514 and push your stuff down the cove, which I don't want. 0:05:34.073 --> 0:05:36.433 Why are you in such a hurry, Susan, Just hold 0:05:36.714 --> 0:05:39.954 a moment, just a hobbit. I love those little dividers. 0:05:40.313 --> 0:05:42.313 Like when I can find one of those to put 0:05:42.313 --> 0:05:44.514 in between my shopping and someone else's shopping, I feel 0:05:44.553 --> 0:05:46.674 like the world is operating as it should. 0:05:46.714 --> 0:05:47.873 It makes me feel superior. 0:05:48.274 --> 0:05:50.153 But I do find it offensive when people don't know 0:05:50.193 --> 0:05:53.313 how to pack their grocery bags, probably because I my 0:05:53.393 --> 0:05:55.433 Saturday job when I was a kid was in a 0:05:55.553 --> 0:05:58.633 green grocer's obsessive about heavy things at the. 0:05:58.594 --> 0:06:00.793 Bottom, light things on top, bread at the bottom, donating. 0:06:01.034 --> 0:06:03.633 I mean, come on, sometimes, and my children are very 0:06:03.674 --> 0:06:05.513 guilty of this. They'll be like, I'll pack the bags 0:06:05.513 --> 0:06:10.674 and my tomatoes, my avocados, forget it anyway they're taking. 0:06:11.034 --> 0:06:12.393 And then you repack the bags. 0:06:12.714 --> 0:06:15.113 I'm gonna swear here, so if there are small children listening, 0:06:15.313 --> 0:06:18.794 just like, cover the ears for a second. But AI fuckery? 0:06:19.234 --> 0:06:21.394 Can I just put it out there. I don't want 0:06:21.433 --> 0:06:24.553 to get caught out by AI anymore. I have fallen 0:06:24.594 --> 0:06:26.753 for a couple of things, and I feel like such 0:06:26.753 --> 0:06:27.113 a dick. 0:06:27.393 --> 0:06:30.594 I don't want to do that anymore. It's just slop, Claire, 0:06:30.753 --> 0:06:32.873 It's slop. And there's this new trend on TikTok of 0:06:32.953 --> 0:06:37.153 like making your boomer parents watch something that they don't 0:06:37.154 --> 0:06:41.754 know is AI Like a hippopotamus jumping on a trampoline 0:06:42.433 --> 0:06:46.553 like this? Who is this fun for? I hate it, 0:06:46.594 --> 0:06:48.313 like it's just making us all dumber. 0:06:48.594 --> 0:06:50.993 I found there was this really cute little sea creature 0:06:51.034 --> 0:06:53.354 and it was like opening and closing its mouth in 0:06:53.393 --> 0:06:54.433 a really appealing way. 0:06:54.433 --> 0:06:55.954 I couldn't stop looking at it. I must have been 0:06:55.953 --> 0:06:56.794 having a hard day. 0:06:57.953 --> 0:07:00.033 And I sent it to one of my children in 0:07:00.073 --> 0:07:02.953 an attempt to bond, you know, like desperate point and 0:07:02.993 --> 0:07:06.233 a thing pebbles look at this and they just go, mom, 0:07:06.354 --> 0:07:09.674 HEYI I'm like, oh, I thought that Little Secrets are 0:07:09.754 --> 0:07:10.593 really could Sing. 0:07:10.474 --> 0:07:14.594 Flowers by Miley Cyrus, How amazing? Why isn't this on 0:07:14.634 --> 0:07:15.194 the news? 0:07:16.674 --> 0:07:18.714 Things are really getting out of hands, So no more 0:07:18.754 --> 0:07:21.874 AI fuckery. This might be very specific to the job 0:07:21.914 --> 0:07:23.274 that we do but when you go to put your 0:07:23.274 --> 0:07:25.514 headphones on, and I mean the over ear headphones that 0:07:25.514 --> 0:07:28.713 we're all currently wearing, and one side slips out of 0:07:28.754 --> 0:07:30.554 your fingers as you put them on and it slaps 0:07:30.554 --> 0:07:31.153 you in the face. 0:07:32.154 --> 0:07:34.554 I know exactly what you mean. I know exactly what 0:07:34.594 --> 0:07:38.154 you mean. Also the soreness of the ear lobe. Ye yeah, 0:07:38.194 --> 0:07:40.274 after all, yeah, yeah. 0:07:40.514 --> 0:07:42.794 I also wear glasses and it pushes them into the 0:07:42.834 --> 0:07:43.593 back of my head. 0:07:43.393 --> 0:07:46.114 Which is I often think that about people who are 0:07:46.154 --> 0:07:49.194 able to wear headbands. What happened to headbands? But girls 0:07:49.514 --> 0:07:51.674 been able to wear a headband. I know it hurts 0:07:51.714 --> 0:07:53.393 behind my ears, and I think, aren't we all a 0:07:53.393 --> 0:07:55.474 bit sore? But some people can handle. 0:07:55.194 --> 0:07:58.273 It, the superior beings obviously. That then moves me into 0:07:58.354 --> 0:08:00.474 dropping your phone on your face when you're looking at 0:08:00.474 --> 0:08:00.874 it in bed. 0:08:01.474 --> 0:08:02.434 It happens to me all the time. 0:08:02.474 --> 0:08:03.194 Super offensive. 0:08:03.314 --> 0:08:05.274 That can be quite serious injuries as a. 0:08:05.234 --> 0:08:08.194 Result of that, depending on what model phone broken. High yes, 0:08:08.674 --> 0:08:11.994 broke the other day. That was like one of the 0:08:12.034 --> 0:08:14.434 most unhinged things you did as a mother, And one 0:08:14.434 --> 0:08:17.153 of the most popular comments was I accidentally dropped my 0:08:17.194 --> 0:08:18.994 phone on my baby's face, So then I laid in 0:08:19.034 --> 0:08:21.434 bed and dropped my phone on my face over and 0:08:21.474 --> 0:08:23.634 over again to work out exactly how much it aired. 0:08:23.714 --> 0:08:28.074 I was like, that is highly relatable. I understood. 0:08:28.674 --> 0:08:32.274 I'm very, very offended by price stickers that don't unstick nicely. 0:08:32.674 --> 0:08:35.833 Oh on books that really upset me, Like. 0:08:35.834 --> 0:08:38.834 Either it's made in a way that it separates into 0:08:38.874 --> 0:08:41.834 different sections, or it leaves the sticky resident. 0:08:41.554 --> 0:08:43.674 The whiteish and I'm trying to give a gift and 0:08:43.714 --> 0:08:46.834 now I look poor. I don't know, I look like, yeah, yeah, 0:08:47.114 --> 0:08:47.514 I am. 0:08:47.554 --> 0:08:50.354 Because I'm such a nana these days. I like to 0:08:50.394 --> 0:08:52.154 keep all my jars because I like to you know, 0:08:52.194 --> 0:08:53.954 I might want to pickle something, you know, I might 0:08:53.994 --> 0:08:55.914 want to pickle something. I might want to stash a 0:08:55.954 --> 0:08:58.034 bit of salad. I might want to do whatever. I'm 0:08:58.074 --> 0:09:00.554 trying to save the planet. Not so much plastic. When 0:09:00.594 --> 0:09:03.314 the labels don't come off the jars cleanly, the home 0:09:03.394 --> 0:09:06.833 brand it's sticky, it remains sticky, and it's always a 0:09:06.874 --> 0:09:10.514 little it on there and there's not aesthetically pleasing anymore. 0:09:10.954 --> 0:09:14.154 That's offensive. Someone has a trick. I know someone listening 0:09:14.234 --> 0:09:17.074 is going you just need someone. 0:09:17.114 --> 0:09:18.994 Also did tell me the reason that they do that 0:09:19.114 --> 0:09:21.594 is so that people don't swap price tags over in 0:09:21.634 --> 0:09:24.314 the shop to amounts like so I get it, but 0:09:24.514 --> 0:09:26.954 just I don't like it. No, it's when you get 0:09:26.994 --> 0:09:28.953 in the car and you want to go somewhere, so 0:09:29.034 --> 0:09:32.074 you plug in the directions and the car says head northeast. 0:09:32.634 --> 0:09:35.314 And you're like, what direction is that? I don't know 0:09:35.394 --> 0:09:39.914 what's late Murphy who houses It's always like this is 0:09:39.954 --> 0:09:43.394 a north facing yeah blah, And I'm like, what does 0:09:43.514 --> 0:09:48.314 call me there, sunshine? I don't know how you know 0:09:48.434 --> 0:09:49.114 what's north. 0:09:49.994 --> 0:09:53.034 My husband may have pointed out there is a compass 0:09:53.554 --> 0:09:56.514 icon on the map, but I didn't know that. And 0:09:56.554 --> 0:09:59.434 when I'm driving, I'm not seeking out the compass thing 0:09:59.674 --> 0:10:01.354 to tell me which way is northeast. And I would 0:10:01.394 --> 0:10:03.474 sit there for a minute thinking what direction is that 0:10:03.554 --> 0:10:04.514 telling me I'm sitting in? 0:10:05.554 --> 0:10:09.154 This technology has in funt and so now you've done that, 0:10:09.354 --> 0:10:12.234 you have to follow through, like you have to really 0:10:12.314 --> 0:10:15.834 explain it as if I'm very very stupid or very 0:10:16.034 --> 0:10:16.634 very little. 0:10:17.834 --> 0:10:19.754 Now polish that does not go on like the color 0:10:19.754 --> 0:10:20.634 of the bottle says. 0:10:20.474 --> 0:10:23.314 It will yes rude, yes, very rude. When it's like 0:10:23.354 --> 0:10:25.994 a bit transparent, And so you have to do eleven layers. 0:10:26.314 --> 0:10:28.514 Then you can't be bothered. So then you get like 0:10:28.634 --> 0:10:30.674 your own hair stuck in it and some of your dinner, 0:10:30.714 --> 0:10:32.354 and then you have to take it all off. 0:10:32.474 --> 0:10:33.754 Or you have to go to bed, and then it's 0:10:33.754 --> 0:10:34.674 just pressed into the sheep. 0:10:34.754 --> 0:10:36.314 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 0:10:36.394 --> 0:10:42.674 Exercising in summer, just full stop. It's red sweat now. 0:10:42.914 --> 0:10:43.114 Yeah. 0:10:43.874 --> 0:10:46.554 Subtitles when you don't need them, sometimes they're very hard 0:10:46.554 --> 0:10:47.114 to turn off. 0:10:47.474 --> 0:10:51.754 The other day I watch the Actually are so the. 0:10:51.714 --> 0:10:54.634 Other day I started watching The Girlfriend. You know that 0:10:55.114 --> 0:10:58.074 we've been watching this show, The Girlfriend. It's gotten very good. 0:10:58.274 --> 0:11:00.714 Jesse. Yes, I'm quite far behind Jesse. 0:11:01.074 --> 0:11:03.234 Anyway, I was somewhere that wasn't my house the other 0:11:03.274 --> 0:11:05.714 day and I turned it on and inexplicably, they all 0:11:05.754 --> 0:11:09.714 started speaking I don't know Turkish. I was like, I 0:11:09.754 --> 0:11:12.394 don't know what to do with that, so I have 0:11:12.514 --> 0:11:13.994 to turn it off and turn it on, turn oft 0:11:14.034 --> 0:11:15.834 and on, and then I was like, I am so again. 0:11:16.394 --> 0:11:19.674 You evenfantalized me machines follow through. 0:11:19.914 --> 0:11:23.114 I'm a fuck quit. I don't understand. Tell me exactly 0:11:23.154 --> 0:11:28.234 how Claire specifically subtitles on either comedy shows or stand 0:11:28.314 --> 0:11:32.034 up specials. Totally ruins it. It's like they set up 0:11:32.034 --> 0:11:34.874 the joke and then the subtitled fell. The subtitle tells 0:11:34.914 --> 0:11:38.154 you the actual punchline, and I'm like, hahu, like it 0:11:38.274 --> 0:11:41.074 just doesn't have the same I'm not down with it. 0:11:41.154 --> 0:11:45.434 No. I also am very very offended. Speaking of comedy 0:11:45.434 --> 0:11:47.914 specials and stand ups are a little bit. They'll do 0:11:47.954 --> 0:11:50.034 this quite a bit is when they initially walk on 0:11:50.034 --> 0:11:53.354 on the stage and they're like, how's everybody going, and 0:11:53.354 --> 0:11:55.994 then the crowd doesn't give them the big enough response 0:11:56.034 --> 0:11:57.034 they want, so they then. 0:11:56.954 --> 0:12:00.274 They go back to you to do it, and I 0:12:00.394 --> 0:12:03.154 always give them less the second time. I also go 0:12:04.354 --> 0:12:06.754 fuck you because I gave a little bit that time. Here. 0:12:06.754 --> 0:12:08.074 You don't know me. I'm just one in. 0:12:08.034 --> 0:12:10.994 A crowd exactly. I paid to come here to see you. 0:12:10.994 --> 0:12:12.674 You are not coming here to see me. I don't 0:12:12.714 --> 0:12:15.114 need to participate in this. I told you I was woo. 0:12:15.194 --> 0:12:17.034 I'm happy to be here. Now, let's get on with. 0:12:17.034 --> 0:12:19.434 The high completely. I don't like it when the audience 0:12:19.474 --> 0:12:20.154 gets in trouble. 0:12:20.314 --> 0:12:24.394 Same I also do not like when my menstrual cup 0:12:24.434 --> 0:12:25.074 won't pop. 0:12:25.314 --> 0:12:27.354 Now I cannot relate to this. I have never used 0:12:27.394 --> 0:12:29.434 to it. It is pop coming out or going in. 0:12:29.514 --> 0:12:32.274 Going in, so you have to like squeeze it so 0:12:32.314 --> 0:12:33.954 it goes in, and then you let it go and 0:12:33.954 --> 0:12:36.194 it like pops open so that it catches the blood. 0:12:36.434 --> 0:12:39.154 And sometimes it just won't, like you have to twisting 0:12:39.194 --> 0:12:40.234 and you're turning a. 0:12:40.194 --> 0:12:41.194 Proper noise, does it like? 0:12:41.794 --> 0:12:44.154 I mean, if I could listen inside my own vagina, 0:12:44.194 --> 0:12:46.314 I'm presuming it does make a sound, but. 0:12:46.234 --> 0:12:48.634 You can feel it otherwise you can you could just 0:12:48.794 --> 0:12:50.114 know when the pop has happened. 0:12:50.234 --> 0:12:50.634 Yeah, you do. 0:12:50.754 --> 0:12:53.394 You can feel it like open up. And sometimes it 0:12:53.474 --> 0:12:55.434 just doesn't because the suction has got a hold of 0:12:55.434 --> 0:12:57.274 it and it's decided it's going to stay a little 0:12:57.274 --> 0:12:59.314 bit like squished, so there's no way for the blood 0:12:59.354 --> 0:12:59.834 to go into. 0:12:59.914 --> 0:13:01.394 So you have to like twist it and turn it 0:13:01.434 --> 0:13:02.114 and like manipulate. 0:13:02.194 --> 0:13:05.154 I basically feel like and you wrote this in an 0:13:05.274 --> 0:13:09.114 article you wrote recently, Jesse, about feeling like your obg 0:13:09.314 --> 0:13:11.514 is going to be like like up to his elbow 0:13:11.634 --> 0:13:14.274 or her elbow in you when you're pregnant twins. And 0:13:14.314 --> 0:13:17.554 I feel like I do that every period cycle when 0:13:17.634 --> 0:13:19.314 the thing won't pop, because you've got to get up 0:13:19.354 --> 0:13:20.394 in there and twist it around. 0:13:20.474 --> 0:13:21.754 It's an issue with your air suction. 0:13:22.154 --> 0:13:26.114 Yeah, yes, I've jin is a little bit too strong. 0:13:27.914 --> 0:13:30.274 Got to air it out. It couldn't do that with 0:13:30.314 --> 0:13:33.194 the acrelic nails, could you? No? You poked a little 0:13:33.234 --> 0:13:33.834 hole in there? 0:13:34.154 --> 0:13:36.074 Can we stop singing Happy Birthday to each other? 0:13:36.114 --> 0:13:36.394 What? 0:13:37.074 --> 0:13:37.114 No? 0:13:37.154 --> 0:13:37.514 Please? 0:13:37.794 --> 0:13:38.594 Please? Please? Please? 0:13:39.034 --> 0:13:40.554 Or at least just don't sing it to me. I 0:13:40.554 --> 0:13:42.994 don't like it. I don't like sitting there quietly while 0:13:43.034 --> 0:13:44.034 everyone sings at me. 0:13:44.714 --> 0:13:47.114 Okay, here's what I think. I think happy Birthday might 0:13:47.154 --> 0:13:50.034 be a thing that we were meant to leave in childhood. 0:13:50.194 --> 0:13:52.114 I think there's an age at which because I've only 0:13:52.154 --> 0:13:55.234 just discovered that Happy Birthday to two year olds is 0:13:55.474 --> 0:13:58.994 incredibly joyful. Yeah, they love it, and most nights Luna 0:13:59.034 --> 0:14:00.794 chooses someone new to sing it too. And I'm like, 0:14:00.834 --> 0:14:04.354 happy Birthday is fun when we're just singing it to someone, 0:14:04.474 --> 0:14:07.034 because this is what you think is a shortcut to cake. 0:14:07.234 --> 0:14:10.874 That is fun. But singing it to grown adults when 0:14:10.914 --> 0:14:13.954 you hate it and they hate it, and everyone calls 0:14:13.954 --> 0:14:16.874 the person a different thing. So it's like mom, dad, 0:14:16.994 --> 0:14:19.234 blah blah, Like when they say the name, it's just 0:14:19.234 --> 0:14:21.514 a whole lot of and it's just horrific, and the 0:14:21.554 --> 0:14:22.594 restaurant's looking at. 0:14:22.474 --> 0:14:25.314 You, like, God, don't do it to me in a restaurant. 0:14:25.514 --> 0:14:28.994 Do you think there's no tax on getting cake? It's 0:14:29.034 --> 0:14:31.554 your tax. It's your cake tax. You have to suffer 0:14:31.594 --> 0:14:31.954 through it. 0:14:31.994 --> 0:14:33.914 That's the way it works. I came into the world 0:14:34.034 --> 0:14:35.354 on that day. That is enough. 0:14:35.594 --> 0:14:37.154 Yeah, I don't need to pay ex. 0:14:37.114 --> 0:14:41.354 You have given enough already by your very existence. 0:14:41.594 --> 0:14:42.314 I do agree with that. 0:14:42.794 --> 0:14:44.034 I have a couple more quick things because I know 0:14:44.034 --> 0:14:45.354 I've taken up a lot of time today, but I 0:14:45.394 --> 0:14:47.514 did have a long list. One is the mattress being 0:14:47.514 --> 0:14:51.874 too fat for the fitted sheet. 0:14:50.314 --> 0:14:52.274 Sheet isn't big enough, Claire, I don't think they need 0:14:52.314 --> 0:14:56.074 to give me a few more inches either side. 0:14:56.234 --> 0:14:58.674 One other thing is going to try on new glasses 0:14:59.194 --> 0:15:03.354 because I can't see myself. Yeah, so obviously my prescription 0:15:03.394 --> 0:15:04.834 doesn't go into the new glasses I'm trying on. 0:15:04.874 --> 0:15:06.074 I'm trying on frames. 0:15:05.754 --> 0:15:07.594 And I can't see myself in them mirror, so I 0:15:07.594 --> 0:15:10.234 have to stand like that close to it. Okay, Claire, 0:15:10.274 --> 0:15:11.874 It's taken me a long time to work this out, 0:15:11.874 --> 0:15:13.834 but every time I try on sunglasses, I'm like, these 0:15:13.874 --> 0:15:15.994 look great, But it's just because I have a filter. 0:15:16.874 --> 0:15:20.034 Like it's just because everything is now like a pretty color, 0:15:20.034 --> 0:15:21.234 and I'm like, no, no, no, the shape. 0:15:21.274 --> 0:15:23.834 Doesn't you just look more hard to take a photo 0:15:23.874 --> 0:15:26.234 of yourself? Yes, exactly doesn't. 0:15:26.594 --> 0:15:30.154 That's so wanky when you're in the shop self and 0:15:30.154 --> 0:15:32.714 I don't like that. My last one, when you're in 0:15:32.714 --> 0:15:34.634 the car and you just slightly lean forward and the 0:15:34.634 --> 0:15:36.074 seat belt locks for no reason. 0:15:37.914 --> 0:15:38.994 I know exactly what you mean. 0:15:39.034 --> 0:15:42.194 Thank you for letting me get that all. Now we 0:15:42.234 --> 0:15:43.474 can continue. 0:15:43.114 --> 0:15:47.154 Toasting of sandwiches slash wraps when there is salad in 0:15:47.194 --> 0:15:51.194 the sandwich or wraps. It is my like lettuce in 0:15:51.234 --> 0:15:53.634 my opinion. I know there are some fancy dishes that 0:15:53.714 --> 0:15:56.394 involve hot lettuce, but in my opinion, lettuce should never 0:15:56.394 --> 0:15:59.274 be hot, cold, and crunchy. If I'm having a falaffele rap, 0:15:59.314 --> 0:16:01.554 if I'm having a chicken wrap with lettuce and salad 0:16:01.554 --> 0:16:03.234 in it, do not toast that thing. 0:16:03.314 --> 0:16:06.634 Okay, Holly, I've thought about this a lot. What solution though? 0:16:06.674 --> 0:16:07.034 What are we do? 0:16:07.434 --> 0:16:09.274 You toast it first and then you add the lettuce 0:16:09.314 --> 0:16:09.674 after it? 0:16:09.674 --> 0:16:11.234 Can it be done? Because I don't know if it 0:16:11.234 --> 0:16:13.034 can be deconstructed after it's been pressed. 0:16:13.074 --> 0:16:15.394 Well, neither been to subway. Subway don't toast it with 0:16:15.434 --> 0:16:17.314 the lettuce in. They put it in after they don't. 0:16:17.354 --> 0:16:18.754 But the thing is is that's a big ask. 0:16:18.794 --> 0:16:21.234 If you're buying a pre made rap, you can't be like, 0:16:21.314 --> 0:16:24.114 take all the lettuce out, grill it. Then really you've 0:16:24.114 --> 0:16:26.034 got to just choose. If it's got salad in it, 0:16:26.034 --> 0:16:26.874 it's not being toasted. 0:16:26.914 --> 0:16:29.874 It's fresh, you know. On that. I don't think avocado toasted. 0:16:29.714 --> 0:16:32.954 Is Avocado should also not be hot unless it's spread 0:16:32.994 --> 0:16:34.674 on top of hot toast and just gets a little bit. 0:16:34.834 --> 0:16:36.914 Yeah, it should be what avocado on my pizza? I 0:16:36.954 --> 0:16:37.674 freaking love it. 0:16:37.674 --> 0:16:40.594 Oh hotto, oh oh oh oh Okay. 0:16:40.634 --> 0:16:43.914 The most middle aged wingy thing ever jet skis no 0:16:43.954 --> 0:16:46.354 I hate jet skin, noisy, loud, and the thing is 0:16:46.394 --> 0:16:48.274 the development that has pushed me over the edge with 0:16:48.354 --> 0:16:49.994 jet skis loud music on. 0:16:49.994 --> 0:16:50.554 The jet ski. 0:16:51.114 --> 0:16:53.154 Clearly, I am now one hundred and two because I 0:16:53.234 --> 0:16:54.914 sit on the beach and I watch them go and 0:16:54.954 --> 0:16:57.994 I say this out loud. Do they not think there's 0:16:58.034 --> 0:17:00.514 anyone else in the world that's what I say. 0:17:00.674 --> 0:17:04.114 My thing is that now all I see with recreational activities, 0:17:04.114 --> 0:17:06.153 there's a potential for injury. Is like, oh, you can 0:17:06.234 --> 0:17:08.714 unfit yourself. And in fact it's the same as someone 0:17:08.714 --> 0:17:10.873 who has been skiing a total of one time in 0:17:10.914 --> 0:17:13.994 my entire life. I now have decided that's a choice, 0:17:14.314 --> 0:17:16.034