Speaker 1: You're listening to I'm on a MEA podcast.
Speaker 2: Hello out louders, Holly Wayne, right here. Look, it's Easter Monday,
Speaker 2: so we do not have a regular show for you,
Speaker 2: but we do have a little treat, Little East a
Speaker 2: treat if you like. This is an episode that we
Speaker 2: recorded for subscribers some time ago before Jesse went off
Speaker 2: on leave, and we never released it, not because it
Speaker 2: wasn't brilliant, because of course it is. It's got Claire
Speaker 2: Murphy on it, but just because we had a lot
Speaker 2: of other things we had to talk about that week.
Speaker 2: So we followed up an episode that we did that
Speaker 2: was very popular with you lot, called an entirely random
Speaker 2: list of things we deem offensive. We got so much
Speaker 2: feedback to that that we decided to do another list,
Speaker 2: So when we had Jesse and Claire Murphy in the studio,
Speaker 2: we decided to dive into that and provide a list
Speaker 2: of a whole lot more things that just shouldn't be offensive.
Speaker 2: But ah, we hope you enjoy this episode. We are
Speaker 2: going to be back in your ears as usual with
Speaker 2: the subscriber episode tomorrow and a regular episode on Wednesday,
Speaker 2: But we hope you have had a lovely Easter weekend
Speaker 2: and that you enjoy laughing along with Murphy friends.
Speaker 3: We did an episode a little while back about things
Speaker 3: we found offensive, and once we started, we couldn't start.
Speaker 3: And in fact, I now have a note sat that
Speaker 3: every time I think of something new I find offensive,
Speaker 3: I just add to it. The out Louders also had
Speaker 3: things that they found offensive. The rule is you don't
Speaker 3: necessarily have to say why you find it offensive, no justification.
Speaker 3: People can say, oh, you just don't like that thing.
Speaker 3: Well maybe that's true, but this is our outlet, Okay.
Speaker 1: But others can jump in and have their say too.
Speaker 3: Right exactly, Yes, yes, you can argue that is totally allowed.
Speaker 3: I want to read you a couple of my favorites
Speaker 3: from the out Louders before we get started with our
Speaker 3: own because I am joined today myself, Jesse Stevens. We've
Speaker 3: got Holly Wayne, right, We've got Claire Murphy who's been
Speaker 3: keeping her own list for a whole life.
Speaker 1: As soon as I heard that last episode is one
Speaker 1: of my favorites you guys have done, I'm like, I
Speaker 1: want in on this action. And when I was asked
Speaker 1: to do today, I was very excited.
Speaker 3: Well, the out Louders understood the assignment because they said,
Speaker 3: every website requesting your email address to sign up for
Speaker 3: a discount or accepting cookies, stop it. Absolutely. People who
Speaker 3: wear chunky bracelets that make noise when they are using
Speaker 3: a keyboard.
Speaker 2: That's like you in the studio, Jesse, you do. She's
Speaker 2: got her stylish bracelets on them.
Speaker 3: They do bad and I get in trouble. Offensive. No,
Speaker 3: I find it offensive. I find it offensive. Also the
Speaker 3: clickity clack of the fake nails on the keyboard sometimes
Speaker 3: like that. I don't know what it is. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I just I don't. They worry me. Rock Melon fantastic
Speaker 3: one what no notes, no notes, no notes, no notes.
Speaker 3: I love rock Oh the more rock melon the better. No, no, no,
Speaker 3: it's an inferior fruch. Everyone knows.
Speaker 2: I need to go back one because this is going
Speaker 2: to be a very controversial choice. I find aggressively long
Speaker 2: fake fingernails offensive. I like my daughter likes to get
Speaker 2: her fingers done in the holidays. It is a treat.
Speaker 2: And we sit there in the nail place and I
Speaker 2: just go short short of shorulder and she just laughs
Speaker 2: at me. But when I see people with really aggressively longeness.
Speaker 2: All I can think about tampons is tampons. It's it's
Speaker 2: all I can think about. And I'm just like, you've
Speaker 2: made me think about your vagina as we're sitting here,
Speaker 2: and I didn't think that's offensive.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sorry everyone, Claire. Why don't you kick us
Speaker 3: off with some things you find offensive?
Speaker 1: Well, I think it's very timely, but just daylight saving.
Speaker 2: Particularly for people who have to get up early for
Speaker 2: their jobs, right, Clare Murphy.
Speaker 3: Yes, like me.
Speaker 1: But that also then requires me to go to bed
Speaker 1: in daylight, which is the other end of the day.
Speaker 3: In freaking' awful. What else?
Speaker 1: Packaging that says open here but does not open efficiently
Speaker 1: from the open here section? I call out prepackaged cheese,
Speaker 1: oh so much, any meat that has the wrapping over it.
Speaker 1: And then also things like washing powder, like clothes washing
Speaker 1: powder that has the little pool cardboard thing that's supposed
Speaker 1: to zip all the way around. Yeah, it never does.
Speaker 1: It stops halfway and rips off, And so I'm left
Speaker 1: digging into.
Speaker 3: It, Claire, Is it just me? Or is everything resealable
Speaker 3: not resealable? Or if I screwed it because I go Okay,
Speaker 3: do it properly, because then you're not going to need
Speaker 3: to use your hair tie. And then I do it
Speaker 3: and then it's broken and the oats are on the floor.
Speaker 3: It's because you're buying home brund.
Speaker 2: That's why if you buy more expensive things, then the
Speaker 2: reseals work apparently, but I wouldn't know because brand only
Speaker 2: ever buys home brun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, go shopping.
Speaker 1: Also, when I go to the supermarket, I really really
Speaker 1: really really really get annoyed when I'm loading on the
Speaker 1: conveyor belt and people behind me also start loading onto
Speaker 1: the conveyor belt before I have finished unloading onto the.
Speaker 3: Convey Okay, what if I use a little thing a bob? No?
Speaker 1: Because what if I need to go past your little
Speaker 1: thing my bob because I haven't unloaded my trolleyet and
Speaker 1: you have guesstimated how much goes on my conveyor belt incorrectly.
Speaker 3: They have underestimated you. Yes, Claire, what if I can
Speaker 3: see how much is in your trolley and I've gone
Speaker 3: she's got one bread left, and then I'm gonna efficiently
Speaker 3: put the thing on a bob down and then start loading.
Speaker 3: Am I still offending you.
Speaker 1: If I'm down to like one, two, maybe three items.
Speaker 1: It is acceptable any more than that. Just hold on
Speaker 1: for the eight seconds it will take me to finish unloading.
Speaker 1: Otherwise I then have to look like the rude bitch
Speaker 1: and push your stuff down the cove, which I don't want.
Speaker 2: Why are you in such a hurry, Susan, Just hold
Speaker 2: a moment, just a hobbit. I love those little dividers.
Speaker 2: Like when I can find one of those to put
Speaker 2: in between my shopping and someone else's shopping, I feel
Speaker 2: like the world is operating as it should.
Speaker 3: It makes me feel superior.
Speaker 2: But I do find it offensive when people don't know
Speaker 2: how to pack their grocery bags, probably because I my
Speaker 2: Saturday job when I was a kid was in a
Speaker 2: green grocer's obsessive about heavy things at the.
Speaker 3: Bottom, light things on top, bread at the bottom, donating.
Speaker 2: I mean, come on, sometimes, and my children are very
Speaker 2: guilty of this. They'll be like, I'll pack the bags
Speaker 2: and my tomatoes, my avocados, forget it anyway they're taking.
Speaker 3: And then you repack the bags.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna swear here, so if there are small children listening,
Speaker 1: just like, cover the ears for a second. But AI fuckery?
Speaker 1: Can I just put it out there. I don't want
Speaker 1: to get caught out by AI anymore. I have fallen
Speaker 1: for a couple of things, and I feel like such
Speaker 1: a dick.
Speaker 3: I don't want to do that anymore. It's just slop, Claire,
Speaker 3: It's slop. And there's this new trend on TikTok of
Speaker 3: like making your boomer parents watch something that they don't
Speaker 3: know is AI Like a hippopotamus jumping on a trampoline
Speaker 3: like this? Who is this fun for? I hate it,
Speaker 3: like it's just making us all dumber.
Speaker 2: I found there was this really cute little sea creature
Speaker 2: and it was like opening and closing its mouth in
Speaker 2: a really appealing way.
Speaker 3: I couldn't stop looking at it. I must have been
Speaker 3: having a hard day.
Speaker 2: And I sent it to one of my children in
Speaker 2: an attempt to bond, you know, like desperate point and
Speaker 2: a thing pebbles look at this and they just go, mom,
Speaker 2: HEYI I'm like, oh, I thought that Little Secrets are
Speaker 2: really could Sing.
Speaker 3: Flowers by Miley Cyrus, How amazing? Why isn't this on
Speaker 3: the news?
Speaker 1: Things are really getting out of hands, So no more
Speaker 1: AI fuckery. This might be very specific to the job
Speaker 1: that we do but when you go to put your
Speaker 1: headphones on, and I mean the over ear headphones that
Speaker 1: we're all currently wearing, and one side slips out of
Speaker 1: your fingers as you put them on and it slaps
Speaker 1: you in the face.
Speaker 3: I know exactly what you mean. I know exactly what
Speaker 3: you mean. Also the soreness of the ear lobe. Ye yeah,
Speaker 3: after all, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I also wear glasses and it pushes them into the
Speaker 1: back of my head.
Speaker 3: Which is I often think that about people who are
Speaker 3: able to wear headbands. What happened to headbands? But girls
Speaker 3: been able to wear a headband. I know it hurts
Speaker 3: behind my ears, and I think, aren't we all a
Speaker 3: bit sore? But some people can handle.
Speaker 1: It, the superior beings obviously. That then moves me into
Speaker 1: dropping your phone on your face when you're looking at
Speaker 1: it in bed.
Speaker 3: It happens to me all the time.
Speaker 1: Super offensive.
Speaker 2: That can be quite serious injuries as a.
Speaker 3: Result of that, depending on what model phone broken. High yes,
Speaker 3: broke the other day. That was like one of the
Speaker 3: most unhinged things you did as a mother, And one
Speaker 3: of the most popular comments was I accidentally dropped my
Speaker 3: phone on my baby's face, So then I laid in
Speaker 3: bed and dropped my phone on my face over and
Speaker 3: over again to work out exactly how much it aired.
Speaker 3: I was like, that is highly relatable. I understood.
Speaker 1: I'm very, very offended by price stickers that don't unstick nicely.
Speaker 2: Oh on books that really upset me, Like.
Speaker 1: Either it's made in a way that it separates into
Speaker 1: different sections, or it leaves the sticky resident.
Speaker 3: The whiteish and I'm trying to give a gift and
Speaker 3: now I look poor. I don't know, I look like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I am.
Speaker 2: Because I'm such a nana these days. I like to
Speaker 2: keep all my jars because I like to you know,
Speaker 2: I might want to pickle something, you know, I might
Speaker 2: want to pickle something. I might want to stash a
Speaker 2: bit of salad. I might want to do whatever. I'm
Speaker 2: trying to save the planet. Not so much plastic. When
Speaker 2: the labels don't come off the jars cleanly, the home
Speaker 2: brand it's sticky, it remains sticky, and it's always a
Speaker 2: little it on there and there's not aesthetically pleasing anymore.
Speaker 3: That's offensive. Someone has a trick. I know someone listening
Speaker 3: is going you just need someone.
Speaker 1: Also did tell me the reason that they do that
Speaker 1: is so that people don't swap price tags over in
Speaker 1: the shop to amounts like so I get it, but
Speaker 1: just I don't like it. No, it's when you get
Speaker 1: in the car and you want to go somewhere, so
Speaker 1: you plug in the directions and the car says head northeast.
Speaker 3: And you're like, what direction is that? I don't know
Speaker 3: what's late Murphy who houses It's always like this is
Speaker 3: a north facing yeah blah, And I'm like, what does
Speaker 3: call me there, sunshine? I don't know how you know
Speaker 3: what's north.
Speaker 1: My husband may have pointed out there is a compass
Speaker 1: icon on the map, but I didn't know that. And
Speaker 1: when I'm driving, I'm not seeking out the compass thing
Speaker 1: to tell me which way is northeast. And I would
Speaker 1: sit there for a minute thinking what direction is that
Speaker 1: telling me I'm sitting in?
Speaker 2: This technology has in funt and so now you've done that,
Speaker 2: you have to follow through, like you have to really
Speaker 2: explain it as if I'm very very stupid or very
Speaker 2: very little.
Speaker 1: Now polish that does not go on like the color
Speaker 1: of the bottle says.
Speaker 3: It will yes rude, yes, very rude. When it's like
Speaker 3: a bit transparent, And so you have to do eleven layers.
Speaker 3: Then you can't be bothered. So then you get like
Speaker 3: your own hair stuck in it and some of your dinner,
Speaker 3: and then you have to take it all off.
Speaker 1: Or you have to go to bed, and then it's
Speaker 1: just pressed into the sheep.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Exercising in summer, just full stop. It's red sweat now.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Subtitles when you don't need them, sometimes they're very hard
Speaker 1: to turn off.
Speaker 3: The other day I watch the Actually are so the.
Speaker 2: Other day I started watching The Girlfriend. You know that
Speaker 2: we've been watching this show, The Girlfriend. It's gotten very good.
Speaker 3: Jesse. Yes, I'm quite far behind Jesse.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I was somewhere that wasn't my house the other
Speaker 2: day and I turned it on and inexplicably, they all
Speaker 2: started speaking I don't know Turkish. I was like, I
Speaker 2: don't know what to do with that, so I have
Speaker 2: to turn it off and turn it on, turn oft
Speaker 2: and on, and then I was like, I am so again.
Speaker 2: You evenfantalized me machines follow through.
Speaker 3: I'm a fuck quit. I don't understand. Tell me exactly
Speaker 3: how Claire specifically subtitles on either comedy shows or stand
Speaker 3: up specials. Totally ruins it. It's like they set up
Speaker 3: the joke and then the subtitled fell. The subtitle tells
Speaker 3: you the actual punchline, and I'm like, hahu, like it
Speaker 3: just doesn't have the same I'm not down with it.
Speaker 1: No. I also am very very offended. Speaking of comedy
Speaker 1: specials and stand ups are a little bit. They'll do
Speaker 1: this quite a bit is when they initially walk on
Speaker 1: on the stage and they're like, how's everybody going, and
Speaker 1: then the crowd doesn't give them the big enough response
Speaker 1: they want, so they then.
Speaker 3: They go back to you to do it, and I
Speaker 3: always give them less the second time. I also go
Speaker 3: fuck you because I gave a little bit that time. Here.
Speaker 3: You don't know me. I'm just one in.
Speaker 1: A crowd exactly. I paid to come here to see you.
Speaker 1: You are not coming here to see me. I don't
Speaker 1: need to participate in this. I told you I was woo.
Speaker 1: I'm happy to be here. Now, let's get on with.
Speaker 3: The high completely. I don't like it when the audience
Speaker 3: gets in trouble.
Speaker 1: Same I also do not like when my menstrual cup
Speaker 1: won't pop.
Speaker 3: Now I cannot relate to this. I have never used
Speaker 3: to it. It is pop coming out or going in.
Speaker 1: Going in, so you have to like squeeze it so
Speaker 1: it goes in, and then you let it go and
Speaker 1: it like pops open so that it catches the blood.
Speaker 1: And sometimes it just won't, like you have to twisting
Speaker 1: and you're turning a.
Speaker 3: Proper noise, does it like?
Speaker 1: I mean, if I could listen inside my own vagina,
Speaker 1: I'm presuming it does make a sound, but.
Speaker 2: You can feel it otherwise you can you could just
Speaker 2: know when the pop has happened.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you do.
Speaker 1: You can feel it like open up. And sometimes it
Speaker 1: just doesn't because the suction has got a hold of
Speaker 1: it and it's decided it's going to stay a little
Speaker 1: bit like squished, so there's no way for the blood
Speaker 1: to go into.
Speaker 3: So you have to like twist it and turn it
Speaker 3: and like manipulate.
Speaker 1: I basically feel like and you wrote this in an
Speaker 1: article you wrote recently, Jesse, about feeling like your obg
Speaker 1: is going to be like like up to his elbow
Speaker 1: or her elbow in you when you're pregnant twins. And
Speaker 1: I feel like I do that every period cycle when
Speaker 1: the thing won't pop, because you've got to get up
Speaker 1: in there and twist it around.
Speaker 3: It's an issue with your air suction.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, I've jin is a little bit too strong.
Speaker 3: Got to air it out. It couldn't do that with
Speaker 3: the acrelic nails, could you? No? You poked a little
Speaker 3: hole in there?
Speaker 1: Can we stop singing Happy Birthday to each other?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 3: Please? Please? Please?
Speaker 1: Or at least just don't sing it to me. I
Speaker 1: don't like it. I don't like sitting there quietly while
Speaker 1: everyone sings at me.
Speaker 3: Okay, here's what I think. I think happy Birthday might
Speaker 3: be a thing that we were meant to leave in childhood.
Speaker 3: I think there's an age at which because I've only
Speaker 3: just discovered that Happy Birthday to two year olds is
Speaker 3: incredibly joyful. Yeah, they love it, and most nights Luna
Speaker 3: chooses someone new to sing it too. And I'm like,
Speaker 3: happy Birthday is fun when we're just singing it to someone,
Speaker 3: because this is what you think is a shortcut to cake.
Speaker 3: That is fun. But singing it to grown adults when
Speaker 3: you hate it and they hate it, and everyone calls
Speaker 3: the person a different thing. So it's like mom, dad,
Speaker 3: blah blah, Like when they say the name, it's just
Speaker 3: a whole lot of and it's just horrific, and the
Speaker 3: restaurant's looking at.
Speaker 1: You, like, God, don't do it to me in a restaurant.
Speaker 2: Do you think there's no tax on getting cake? It's
Speaker 2: your tax. It's your cake tax. You have to suffer
Speaker 2: through it.
Speaker 1: That's the way it works. I came into the world
Speaker 1: on that day. That is enough.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't need to pay ex.
Speaker 2: You have given enough already by your very existence.
Speaker 3: I do agree with that.
Speaker 1: I have a couple more quick things because I know
Speaker 1: I've taken up a lot of time today, but I
Speaker 1: did have a long list. One is the mattress being
Speaker 1: too fat for the fitted sheet.
Speaker 3: Sheet isn't big enough, Claire, I don't think they need
Speaker 3: to give me a few more inches either side.
Speaker 1: One other thing is going to try on new glasses
Speaker 1: because I can't see myself. Yeah, so obviously my prescription
Speaker 1: doesn't go into the new glasses I'm trying on.
Speaker 3: I'm trying on frames.
Speaker 1: And I can't see myself in them mirror, so I
Speaker 1: have to stand like that close to it. Okay, Claire,
Speaker 1: It's taken me a long time to work this out,
Speaker 1: but every time I try on sunglasses, I'm like, these
Speaker 1: look great, But it's just because I have a filter.
Speaker 1: Like it's just because everything is now like a pretty color,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, no, no, no, the shape.
Speaker 3: Doesn't you just look more hard to take a photo
Speaker 3: of yourself? Yes, exactly doesn't.
Speaker 1: That's so wanky when you're in the shop self and
Speaker 1: I don't like that. My last one, when you're in
Speaker 1: the car and you just slightly lean forward and the
Speaker 1: seat belt locks for no reason.
Speaker 3: I know exactly what you mean.
Speaker 1: Thank you for letting me get that all. Now we
Speaker 1: can continue.
Speaker 2: Toasting of sandwiches slash wraps when there is salad in
Speaker 2: the sandwich or wraps. It is my like lettuce in
Speaker 2: my opinion. I know there are some fancy dishes that
Speaker 2: involve hot lettuce, but in my opinion, lettuce should never
Speaker 2: be hot, cold, and crunchy. If I'm having a falaffele rap,
Speaker 2: if I'm having a chicken wrap with lettuce and salad
Speaker 2: in it, do not toast that thing.
Speaker 3: Okay, Holly, I've thought about this a lot. What solution though?
Speaker 3: What are we do?
Speaker 1: You toast it first and then you add the lettuce
Speaker 1: after it?
Speaker 3: Can it be done? Because I don't know if it
Speaker 3: can be deconstructed after it's been pressed.
Speaker 1: Well, neither been to subway. Subway don't toast it with
Speaker 1: the lettuce in. They put it in after they don't.
Speaker 1: But the thing is is that's a big ask.
Speaker 2: If you're buying a pre made rap, you can't be like,
Speaker 2: take all the lettuce out, grill it. Then really you've
Speaker 2: got to just choose. If it's got salad in it,
Speaker 2: it's not being toasted.
Speaker 3: It's fresh, you know. On that. I don't think avocado toasted.
Speaker 2: Is Avocado should also not be hot unless it's spread
Speaker 2: on top of hot toast and just gets a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it should be what avocado on my pizza? I
Speaker 1: freaking love it.
Speaker 3: Oh hotto, oh oh oh oh Okay.
Speaker 2: The most middle aged wingy thing ever jet skis no
Speaker 2: I hate jet skin, noisy, loud, and the thing is
Speaker 2: the development that has pushed me over the edge with
Speaker 2: jet skis loud music on.
Speaker 3: The jet ski.
Speaker 2: Clearly, I am now one hundred and two because I
Speaker 2: sit on the beach and I watch them go and
Speaker 2: I say this out loud. Do they not think there's
Speaker 2: anyone else in the world that's what I say.
Speaker 3: My thing is that now all I see with recreational activities,
Speaker 3: there's a potential for injury. Is like, oh, you can
Speaker 3: unfit yourself. And in fact it's the same as someone
Speaker 3: who has been skiing a total of one time in
Speaker 3: my entire life. I now have decided that's a choice,
Speaker 3: and I go, well, I wouldn't scare I don't want
Speaker 3: to break my leg.
Speaker 2: Like all I can do on a regular again, yes,
Speaker 2: which actually.
Speaker 3: Did just by walking exactly. Everyone I know who goes
Speaker 3: skiing just breaks a limb and I don't have time
Speaker 3: for that.
Speaker 1: Are you around people who jet ski? Like I have
Speaker 1: people who jet ski and it's genuinely like a really
Speaker 1: fun thing to do. Is there a little bit of
Speaker 1: perhaps jealousy about not being on the jets?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 2: I just think that there should be a place for
Speaker 2: jet skiing that no one else has to observe.
Speaker 3: This like if I'm on the beach.
Speaker 2: But you're right, the mind flip there is that you
Speaker 2: go imagine being on the jet ski that would be fun.
Speaker 2: But it's like, yeah, but that's one person and there
Speaker 2: are one hundred people sitting on the beach having to
Speaker 2: listen to It's usually, let's face it, it's usually like
Speaker 2: the Dallas Cowboys cheerleader song or something yeah yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, no, I don't want to listen to that.
Speaker 3: I find it very offensive.
Speaker 2: When my phone refuses to recognize my face first thing
Speaker 2: in the morning.
Speaker 3: That's very upside.
Speaker 2: It is very offensive and you pick it up and
Speaker 2: it just goes face not recognized and you go, well thanks.
Speaker 3: Or sometimes when I have a lot of makeup on,
Speaker 3: it's like, who's that.
Speaker 1: She's too fancy?
Speaker 2: You need to protect her privacy from that minx. Okay,
Speaker 2: very young people flexing about how young they are. I
Speaker 2: want to give you a very specific example. You know,
Speaker 2: I go to pub trivia. Yeah, I love my pub trivia,
Speaker 2: and I also love my pub trivia master, who is
Speaker 2: a young woman and she's great, but she does things
Speaker 2: like this. She'll go this song is by the and
Speaker 2: then she goes besty Boys. She's never seen the words
Speaker 2: beastie boys together before as a thing, and you're just like, imagine,
Speaker 2: imagine being that.
Speaker 3: Sometimes they play it out and you know they play
Speaker 3: it out. They're like, I've never heard of blah and
Speaker 3: it's like.
Speaker 2: You should have you should know where that's.
Speaker 1: You think internet access that these kids have had its birth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what have you been doing? They would know some things,
Speaker 3: ye Jesse, okay. Minor When people say something that is
Speaker 3: fish doesn't taste fishy. For example, when there's like a
Speaker 3: raw piece of salmon and someone goes, try it doesn't
Speaker 3: taste like fish, and I'm like, absolutely tastes like fish.
Speaker 3: It smells like fish, It tastes like doesn't like fish.
Speaker 3: Fish tastes like fish. This last time.
Speaker 1: You're not a fish fan.
Speaker 3: Stop trying to make me eat fish.
Speaker 2: But the point they're trying to make is that, like
Speaker 2: really fresh fish doesn't taste like it does.
Speaker 3: It simply does.
Speaker 1: There's fish and then there's fishy, Like they're two very
Speaker 1: different things.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I know that doesn't make it anything.
Speaker 3: We all know that fishy is wrong. Fish is wrong, fish.
Speaker 1: Is fish is great, fishy not great, fish different.
Speaker 3: When people describe a location, here's what I mean. They'll say,
Speaker 3: have you seen the new blah Like there'll be talk
Speaker 3: about a restaurant or whatever. It's off Park Street, you know,
Speaker 3: near the Bunnings on the corner of Victoria Road. And
Speaker 3: I promise you I don't know where you meet. I
Speaker 3: never ever know where you meet, or they'll go there's
Speaker 3: the new freeway, the new toll, the new BLA. It says,
Speaker 3: you go down this street and then you turn left,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, I wasn't with you for one step
Speaker 3: of this.
Speaker 2: I never know the names of streets. I think that's
Speaker 2: a very specific kind of mindset. Is like even when
Speaker 2: I live on a street sometimes but I know where
Speaker 2: everything is. I'm like, I know where Beatty's house is,
Speaker 2: but could I tell you what the street's called?
Speaker 3: Absolutely yes, Or if you ask where something is or whatever,
Speaker 3: and it's like take two lefts and a right one
Speaker 3: at two le F's.
Speaker 1: I know the first one you gave me, and then
Speaker 1: the rest.
Speaker 3: And then it's all just gone. When people get involved
Speaker 3: in a show like audience participation, but they make it
Speaker 3: about themselves. Oh so this applies to even Q and
Speaker 3: A's Oh yes, someone puts their heat up and they
Speaker 3: tell the whole story and you think we're lacking. So that.
Speaker 3: I was at a show over the weekend that invited
Speaker 3: some audience participation and there was someone madly putting the
Speaker 3: hand up, and the guy who was running the show
Speaker 3: looked at him and said, I'm just not going to
Speaker 3: choose you because you're going to make this about you
Speaker 3: when I want it to be about me. I thought,
Speaker 3: that is so true. That is so true. Everyone wants
Speaker 3: it to be about the performer. You need to just
Speaker 3: supplement the performance we paid to see. Yes, okay. When
Speaker 3: I get a message from the dentist saying I'm due
Speaker 3: for a checkup, oh, I feel as though that is
Speaker 3: like you're saying something about the current state of my teeth.
Speaker 3: They're also saying you're not on top of your shit.
Speaker 3: No exactly, and I'm like, guess what, I think six
Speaker 3: months it's too regular anyway.
Speaker 1: Can my dentist do something like just to relieve the
Speaker 1: mental load a little bit, like just make the appointment,
Speaker 1: schedule me in, send me the calendar invite and I'll
Speaker 1: turn up like, don't make me do more work.
Speaker 3: And my final one is two factor authentication, which up
Speaker 3: until making you safer. I googled this I thought was
Speaker 3: two factor authentication, but it actually doesn't have an F
Speaker 3: and I feel like I am spending weeks to months
Speaker 3: of my life authenticating my own existence.
Speaker 1: Have you been caught in an authentication loop? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh yeah, go round and round and it's
Speaker 3: codes and it's this and it's ping, and it's I
Speaker 3: need eleven devices, and I'm like, this is to steal
Speaker 3: my identity. I don't even care anymore, you know.
Speaker 2: I just remembered to one when you meet someone that
Speaker 2: you haven't seen for a while and they say to you,
Speaker 2: this happened to me recently.
Speaker 3: I think it might be just out out offensive. Are
Speaker 3: you still going to the gym? I never asked someone
Speaker 3: if they're still bring The answer is always no. If
Speaker 3: I was, you would be asking. Thank you anyway, how
Speaker 3: loud is, please share the things we find offensive. I'm
Speaker 3: sure that we have inspired more. Let us know if
Speaker 3: you agree, if you disagree. There was one that someone
Speaker 3: agreed with me that I really really liked, brushing teeth.
Speaker 3: Apparently brushing teeth is offensive. That was confirmed by the
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