1 00:00:11,189 --> 00:00:15,109 Speaker 1: You're listening to a Mom and mea podcast. Mom and 2 00:00:15,149 --> 00:00:18,469 Speaker 1: Mayor acknowledges the traditional owners of land and waters that 3 00:00:18,549 --> 00:00:30,869 Speaker 1: this podcast is recorded on Hello and welcome to Cancel, 4 00:00:31,029 --> 00:00:34,429 Speaker 1: the podcast that looks at silly celebrity crimes and as 5 00:00:34,469 --> 00:00:36,989 Speaker 1: science charges and sentences to them so that we can 6 00:00:37,029 --> 00:00:40,109 Speaker 1: all move on with our lives. My name is Jesse 7 00:00:40,229 --> 00:00:44,429 Speaker 1: Stevens and I'm joined by Claire Stevens and Claire. Today 8 00:00:44,549 --> 00:00:49,469 Speaker 1: we are talking about Billie Eilish Love. 9 00:00:52,109 --> 00:00:55,549 Speaker 2: Hi Mina Class, My mon Stone. 10 00:00:56,629 --> 00:00:59,309 Speaker 3: I'm really flipped out by teenagers, dude, but I am 11 00:00:59,349 --> 00:01:01,709 Speaker 3: one too, so I don't know. 12 00:01:02,349 --> 00:01:03,829 Speaker 4: Sometimes I'll make it into a game. 13 00:01:03,949 --> 00:01:04,749 Speaker 1: If they'll say something. 14 00:01:04,829 --> 00:01:06,549 Speaker 4: I'll be like, oh my god, I love this thing, 15 00:01:06,589 --> 00:01:07,789 Speaker 4: and they'll be like I love it too, And then 16 00:01:07,829 --> 00:01:10,109 Speaker 4: immediately I'll be like, no, I hate that, and they're like, oh, 17 00:01:10,189 --> 00:01:12,549 Speaker 4: I hate it too. And it's like weird that it 18 00:01:12,629 --> 00:01:16,229 Speaker 4: works because it's sad, because it's like, just. 19 00:01:16,709 --> 00:01:19,149 Speaker 1: Be real, like what are you doing. 20 00:01:19,229 --> 00:01:21,309 Speaker 4: I don't want to talk to a clone on myself. 21 00:01:21,589 --> 00:01:23,869 Speaker 2: I don't even like myself. If someone's like, oh god, 22 00:01:23,989 --> 00:01:26,949 Speaker 2: you're so you fall apart so much, like you're so annoying, 23 00:01:26,989 --> 00:01:29,189 Speaker 2: Like you're always fucking like sad. I'm like, I know 24 00:01:29,589 --> 00:01:31,429 Speaker 2: I have to be in this bitch all the time, 25 00:01:31,629 --> 00:01:33,829 Speaker 2: Like I'm aware of how annoying it is. 26 00:01:36,749 --> 00:01:40,229 Speaker 1: May you please guess the middle is Billy Eilish her 27 00:01:40,229 --> 00:01:43,709 Speaker 1: real name. Yeah, yep, wow, Okay, you got three seconds 28 00:01:43,709 --> 00:01:48,629 Speaker 1: three two one Joe. Well, well do you mean Joe? 29 00:01:49,229 --> 00:01:53,749 Speaker 1: I meant Joel. Okay, no, it's Pirate. Her full name 30 00:01:53,869 --> 00:01:59,389 Speaker 1: Pirate is in as in the criminal. Her full name 31 00:01:59,949 --> 00:02:04,549 Speaker 1: is Billy Eilish, Pirate Beard O'Connell. Okay, okay, Well, technically 32 00:02:04,669 --> 00:02:06,989 Speaker 1: pirate is the middle name because you're right in the middle. Well, no, 33 00:02:07,029 --> 00:02:11,189 Speaker 1: i'd say Eilish. Well, then what's pirate? It's her confirmation 34 00:02:12,269 --> 00:02:15,709 Speaker 1: she's nacked up to Saint Pirates. Yeah, oh the rough sea. Yeah, 35 00:02:16,749 --> 00:02:19,149 Speaker 1: it's for when your boat gets crashed, you pray to 36 00:02:19,189 --> 00:02:23,109 Speaker 1: Saint Pirate. I'm just thinking how as an adult, pirates 37 00:02:23,269 --> 00:02:27,069 Speaker 1: come up enough, and Pirates are really fun because and 38 00:02:27,109 --> 00:02:32,389 Speaker 1: this is the reason they're just telling Captain Philip Captain Phillip, sir, Yes, 39 00:02:32,429 --> 00:02:36,149 Speaker 1: I watched it recently. Yeah, can confirm still a brilliant film. Well, 40 00:02:36,469 --> 00:02:39,389 Speaker 1: what I will say is Pirates should come up more 41 00:02:39,429 --> 00:02:42,309 Speaker 1: because pirates are real. They are real, and it's like 42 00:02:42,309 --> 00:02:44,589 Speaker 1: they don't bear much of resemblance to the pirates and 43 00:02:44,669 --> 00:02:46,869 Speaker 1: children's books, which are fun because it's like walking the 44 00:02:46,909 --> 00:02:49,829 Speaker 1: plank and like they have a hook an Yeah yeah, yeah, 45 00:02:49,869 --> 00:02:52,829 Speaker 1: but still I still think sea criminals are an interesting 46 00:02:52,869 --> 00:02:55,149 Speaker 1: brand of criminals. I do too that we don't talk 47 00:02:55,189 --> 00:02:56,589 Speaker 1: about it enough because I'm always like, how do you 48 00:02:56,589 --> 00:02:58,309 Speaker 1: bought the boat? Because it's like, don't they just not 49 00:02:58,429 --> 00:03:00,029 Speaker 1: let you on the boat. No, because they get these 50 00:03:00,069 --> 00:03:02,909 Speaker 1: ladders you see. And Captain Pilott. She was born in 51 00:03:02,989 --> 00:03:06,989 Speaker 1: two thousand and eleven. I hate which makes her four 52 00:03:07,909 --> 00:03:12,469 Speaker 1: years old. She rose to twenty. She was not born 53 00:03:12,469 --> 00:03:16,429 Speaker 1: in twenty eleven. Fuck, you know, I'm just like sick 54 00:03:16,429 --> 00:03:20,029 Speaker 1: when it comes to number. It was two thousand and one, correct, Yeah, 55 00:03:20,029 --> 00:03:26,549 Speaker 1: because twenty eleven she'd be thirteen, which is thirty. Yeah. 56 00:03:27,069 --> 00:03:27,229 Speaker 5: No. 57 00:03:27,309 --> 00:03:30,029 Speaker 1: She was born in two thousand and one, one year 58 00:03:30,589 --> 00:03:34,149 Speaker 1: after the Sydney Olympic Games. She rose to fame in 59 00:03:34,229 --> 00:03:37,589 Speaker 1: twenty fifteen. She was fourteen years old, and she rose 60 00:03:37,589 --> 00:03:53,389 Speaker 1: to fame with Ocean Eyes. Since then, she sung the 61 00:03:53,389 --> 00:03:56,549 Speaker 1: theme song for James Bond and for Barbie. She won 62 00:03:56,589 --> 00:04:01,029 Speaker 1: the Academy Award for both name and award. She's won it. 63 00:04:01,469 --> 00:04:04,069 Speaker 1: She's in the Guinness Book of World Records. Hold on, 64 00:04:04,189 --> 00:04:06,909 Speaker 1: you didn't give me a chance? Oh name an award 65 00:04:07,349 --> 00:04:13,509 Speaker 1: an Aria. I wouldn't be surprised. She doesn't want that, 66 00:04:13,589 --> 00:04:17,029 Speaker 1: long doesn't want it. She's in the Guinness Book of 67 00:04:17,029 --> 00:04:19,029 Speaker 1: World Records. And then I went, I wonder what she's 68 00:04:19,069 --> 00:04:20,509 Speaker 1: in the Guinness Book of World Records for? And then 69 00:04:20,549 --> 00:04:22,509 Speaker 1: I didn't google it, but instead I got stuck in 70 00:04:22,549 --> 00:04:26,949 Speaker 1: a rabbit hole of Remember how in two thousand the 71 00:04:26,989 --> 00:04:29,669 Speaker 1: Guinness Book of World Records was obsessed with how far 72 00:04:30,229 --> 00:04:32,389 Speaker 1: you could pop your eyeballs out of bed? That was 73 00:04:32,429 --> 00:04:34,989 Speaker 1: on the cover. That was on the cover, Like imagine 74 00:04:35,029 --> 00:04:38,149 Speaker 1: if she was in there for something really not related, 75 00:04:38,389 --> 00:04:41,789 Speaker 1: not related, like oh, she's actually consumed the most big 76 00:04:41,829 --> 00:04:44,829 Speaker 1: max in a lifetime, or she can do a good 77 00:04:44,869 --> 00:04:47,029 Speaker 1: ten point five centimeters with the eyeballs. And every time 78 00:04:47,069 --> 00:04:49,909 Speaker 1: they did it, I went, don't it's not good because 79 00:04:49,909 --> 00:04:51,829 Speaker 1: it popped them out. I know the retina's going to 80 00:04:51,829 --> 00:04:54,229 Speaker 1: detach her. It's not worth it for a record. Yeah, 81 00:04:54,229 --> 00:04:56,669 Speaker 1: and I shouldn't do that. I remember looking at that 82 00:04:56,749 --> 00:04:58,829 Speaker 1: and thinking, I wonder if I can do that if 83 00:04:58,869 --> 00:05:01,709 Speaker 1: I tried, I'm too scared to try. Yeah, I don't 84 00:05:01,749 --> 00:05:04,389 Speaker 1: need the record. Yeah, look that was all in two thousand. 85 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:10,549 Speaker 1: She wouldn't remember. She was only one anyway. No, when 86 00:05:10,549 --> 00:05:15,949 Speaker 1: she wasn't formed, you're so bad at mad. I don't 87 00:05:15,989 --> 00:05:20,109 Speaker 1: know when she was born old, she was gestation. She 88 00:05:20,229 --> 00:05:23,949 Speaker 1: was either gest dating or she was an a testicle. Yeah. Anyway, 89 00:05:24,309 --> 00:05:27,389 Speaker 1: just because her frontal lobe isn't fully developed yet doesn't 90 00:05:27,389 --> 00:05:29,669 Speaker 1: mean that she hasn't been canceled a number of times. 91 00:05:30,029 --> 00:05:33,629 Speaker 1: My structure for today is as follows, calling people who 92 00:05:33,749 --> 00:05:38,629 Speaker 1: sleep walk creepy, don't laugh, people who sleep walk are 93 00:05:38,629 --> 00:05:41,589 Speaker 1: really upset, being mean to men who are ugly looking, 94 00:05:41,749 --> 00:05:45,749 Speaker 1: oh no, having some feedback for rap music, a racist slur, 95 00:05:46,189 --> 00:05:51,109 Speaker 1: queer baiting, and a weird, gross and also wrong Halloween costume. 96 00:05:51,189 --> 00:05:55,229 Speaker 1: Oh no. Firstly, calling people who sleep walk creepy a 97 00:05:55,349 --> 00:06:00,509 Speaker 1: tale as old as time. In twenty nineteen, Billie Eilish 98 00:06:00,589 --> 00:06:04,229 Speaker 1: was interviewed by Pitchfork, and I'm going to play you 99 00:06:04,509 --> 00:06:08,189 Speaker 1: an excerpt of what she said in this interview. I 100 00:06:08,189 --> 00:06:13,029 Speaker 1: don't sleep walk. Shit is terrifying. That's terrifying. 101 00:06:13,349 --> 00:06:15,749 Speaker 3: And then there's like stories about people like waking up 102 00:06:15,789 --> 00:06:20,629 Speaker 3: with like a knife, like over someone and they don't 103 00:06:20,669 --> 00:06:25,549 Speaker 3: remember it. Okay, Oh sleepwalking, Oh sleep bark That shit 104 00:06:25,629 --> 00:06:27,109 Speaker 3: is creepy. Tie yourself to your bed. 105 00:06:27,109 --> 00:06:29,669 Speaker 1: I don't care. Do some bondage on yourself. I don't care. Claire, 106 00:06:29,709 --> 00:06:33,589 Speaker 1: this interview, which appears to have very few questions, is 107 00:06:33,629 --> 00:06:37,069 Speaker 1: ten minutes long. And is it just an eighteen year 108 00:06:37,109 --> 00:06:42,789 Speaker 1: old running her mouth on thoughts. It's Billy Eilish musing 109 00:06:43,909 --> 00:06:48,349 Speaker 1: about sleep barbing everything you can possibly imagine. I've never 110 00:06:48,389 --> 00:06:51,029 Speaker 1: heard anything like it. She does say sleepwalking is creepy, 111 00:06:51,509 --> 00:06:54,189 Speaker 1: which is what seems to happen when you just sit 112 00:06:54,269 --> 00:06:56,589 Speaker 1: someone in front of a camera and demand they speak 113 00:06:56,629 --> 00:07:00,829 Speaker 1: indefinitely the weird things I would say if given free 114 00:07:00,869 --> 00:07:03,189 Speaker 1: rein the weird places, because you know you're in a 115 00:07:03,189 --> 00:07:05,989 Speaker 1: conversation sometimes with someone quiet or who hasn't given you anything. 116 00:07:06,069 --> 00:07:07,949 Speaker 1: Oh you go weird, and you go weird to fill 117 00:07:07,949 --> 00:07:10,349 Speaker 1: the silence. And then you're like, I don't even think that. No, 118 00:07:10,829 --> 00:07:12,629 Speaker 1: I don't think she thinks sleepwalking is creepy. I just 119 00:07:12,709 --> 00:07:15,029 Speaker 1: think she ran out of things to say. But on 120 00:07:15,189 --> 00:07:19,589 Speaker 1: that sleepwalking is creepy, it is that's not offensive to 121 00:07:19,589 --> 00:07:24,309 Speaker 1: people with sleepwalk. That's offensive to sleepwalking, and sleepwalking isn't offended. 122 00:07:24,469 --> 00:07:28,549 Speaker 1: If it is, that's creepy, that is creepy. And in fact, 123 00:07:28,989 --> 00:07:31,229 Speaker 1: she says that if you sleepwalk, you should like tie 124 00:07:31,269 --> 00:07:34,189 Speaker 1: yourself to the bed or something so you don't sleepwalk. Yeah, great, 125 00:07:35,549 --> 00:07:37,869 Speaker 1: we should. We should live in a Billie Eilish for 126 00:07:37,949 --> 00:07:40,629 Speaker 1: more solutions from more solutions to life, because when you 127 00:07:40,669 --> 00:07:42,789 Speaker 1: are that age, you have a lot of time to 128 00:07:43,269 --> 00:07:46,269 Speaker 1: problem and solve. Yeah, when you're kind of older and like, 129 00:07:46,629 --> 00:07:48,069 Speaker 1: I don't know, let's say you've got a bunch of 130 00:07:48,149 --> 00:07:49,669 Speaker 1: kids and like you've got a full time job, you 131 00:07:49,709 --> 00:07:53,549 Speaker 1: don't have time to solve sleepwalking. No, you just kind 132 00:07:53,589 --> 00:07:55,709 Speaker 1: of do it and find yourself with a knife over 133 00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:57,949 Speaker 1: your partner going, I've really got to get this sorted 134 00:07:58,269 --> 00:08:02,669 Speaker 1: for ten years. And sleepwalking, it shouldn't happen when you're sleeping. 135 00:08:02,709 --> 00:08:05,989 Speaker 1: You should be lying down in bed, not walking around. 136 00:08:06,789 --> 00:08:11,589 Speaker 1: True or false? Okay, I said to mom recently, I 137 00:08:11,669 --> 00:08:15,629 Speaker 1: remembered that when we were little. She told me. When 138 00:08:15,669 --> 00:08:17,589 Speaker 1: I was like five, I said, I want to sleep 139 00:08:17,869 --> 00:08:20,269 Speaker 1: in my shoes because that's the kind of weird thing 140 00:08:20,269 --> 00:08:23,509 Speaker 1: a kid says. And Mom said, if you sleep in shoes, 141 00:08:23,709 --> 00:08:26,349 Speaker 1: you will sleep walk. And I said to her the 142 00:08:26,389 --> 00:08:30,269 Speaker 1: other day, I think I've believed that until now. I 143 00:08:30,309 --> 00:08:31,869 Speaker 1: want one hundred percent believe that if I were to 144 00:08:31,869 --> 00:08:34,869 Speaker 1: sleep in my shoes, I'd walk around my house potentially 145 00:08:34,909 --> 00:08:38,069 Speaker 1: the block. And I have no evidence that that wouldn't happen, 146 00:08:38,149 --> 00:08:40,829 Speaker 1: because it's like, in my head it was like, oh yeah, 147 00:08:40,909 --> 00:08:45,509 Speaker 1: because your body's like kind of primed, walk here. It 148 00:08:45,589 --> 00:08:48,349 Speaker 1: makes total sense. Yeah, why do people who said, well, 149 00:08:48,429 --> 00:08:52,429 Speaker 1: just take their shoes off so stupid? Later in the interview, 150 00:08:52,469 --> 00:08:54,749 Speaker 1: she says parents who send their kids to school are 151 00:08:54,949 --> 00:08:57,869 Speaker 1: I quote lazy as fuck because they're like, and I 152 00:08:57,949 --> 00:09:00,829 Speaker 1: quote I don't want to teach you, bitch. For context, 153 00:09:01,269 --> 00:09:04,429 Speaker 1: Eilish was homeschool She's never been to school, and she 154 00:09:04,509 --> 00:09:07,349 Speaker 1: said she learned maths from cooking with her mum, and 155 00:09:07,429 --> 00:09:10,629 Speaker 1: she learned how to build shit from her dad. I'm 156 00:09:10,669 --> 00:09:12,709 Speaker 1: not in the business of canceling people, but if I 157 00:09:12,749 --> 00:09:15,269 Speaker 1: was going to comment on one element of this interview, 158 00:09:15,629 --> 00:09:17,429 Speaker 1: I think would be the time that she called all 159 00:09:17,509 --> 00:09:20,749 Speaker 1: parents lazy as fun her kids to school to learn. 160 00:09:20,949 --> 00:09:24,629 Speaker 1: That's interesting because it's like, okay, Billie Eilish, if you 161 00:09:24,709 --> 00:09:28,629 Speaker 1: wanted to have kids in a decade. Are you prepared 162 00:09:28,909 --> 00:09:31,749 Speaker 1: to not do anything else because you're just homeschooling them. 163 00:09:31,949 --> 00:09:33,989 Speaker 1: I didn't want to homeschool my children. I don't have 164 00:09:34,269 --> 00:09:38,149 Speaker 1: enough of the knowledge. No, sounds like a nightmare. Anyway. 165 00:09:38,349 --> 00:09:40,789 Speaker 1: I loved this YouTube comment that read, I feel like 166 00:09:40,829 --> 00:09:44,189 Speaker 1: whenever she talks, it's like she's having a conversation with herself. Yes, 167 00:09:44,229 --> 00:09:46,509 Speaker 1: because no one will ask a requestion no, and no 168 00:09:46,549 --> 00:09:48,629 Speaker 1: one gives her anything no. So I'm listening to it 169 00:09:48,629 --> 00:09:50,589 Speaker 1: and I'm like, she's trying to crack a joke here. Yeah, 170 00:09:50,749 --> 00:09:52,949 Speaker 1: apparently her mom's there because she keeps referring to her mum, 171 00:09:53,029 --> 00:09:55,189 Speaker 1: being like, mom, I slept talk once, didn't I. But 172 00:09:55,229 --> 00:09:57,149 Speaker 1: her mum's not giving her a shit. So she's just 173 00:09:57,309 --> 00:10:02,029 Speaker 1: lit up on a stool talking knowing her onto the 174 00:10:02,109 --> 00:10:06,389 Speaker 1: topic of sleep. It's not usually wait interviews, Claire. I 175 00:10:06,429 --> 00:10:08,189 Speaker 1: don't know how to be clear, they're in no question. 176 00:10:08,869 --> 00:10:11,389 Speaker 1: The thing about she talks like having conversation with herself 177 00:10:11,789 --> 00:10:14,789 Speaker 1: is the most accurate description of a press tour I've 178 00:10:14,789 --> 00:10:17,509 Speaker 1: ever heard, because I feel like journalists just go go 179 00:10:17,909 --> 00:10:21,909 Speaker 1: say the weirdest shit you can possibly think up and 180 00:10:21,949 --> 00:10:27,949 Speaker 1: then Billie Eilish is like, pooping is underrated. That's a quote. Okay, 181 00:10:27,949 --> 00:10:32,429 Speaker 1: why does it happen specifically with music like musicians, it's 182 00:10:32,469 --> 00:10:35,389 Speaker 1: like no one knows what to ask. No, that's nothing 183 00:10:35,629 --> 00:10:38,709 Speaker 1: like I've interviewed musicians. Yeah, this is the thing. If 184 00:10:38,709 --> 00:10:41,069 Speaker 1: they have a story, yes, but most of the time 185 00:10:41,109 --> 00:10:44,189 Speaker 1: they just wrote an album. Yeah, they wrote music and 186 00:10:44,229 --> 00:10:47,149 Speaker 1: then they sit they didn't or they didn't They just sing, 187 00:10:47,309 --> 00:10:50,949 Speaker 1: and it's like, how does it feel to sing? Like 188 00:10:51,069 --> 00:10:54,749 Speaker 1: there's no questions Anyway, she did say pooping is underrated, 189 00:10:55,229 --> 00:10:57,229 Speaker 1: and she said that they hold on day hold on. 190 00:10:57,989 --> 00:11:01,989 Speaker 1: I agree, Well, like she's quite I think the wisdom 191 00:11:02,149 --> 00:11:04,709 Speaker 1: is using. There was one day where she pooped eight 192 00:11:04,749 --> 00:11:06,869 Speaker 1: times and it was one of the best days of 193 00:11:06,909 --> 00:11:08,949 Speaker 1: her life. Okay, you know he can run. And she said, 194 00:11:09,029 --> 00:11:11,429 Speaker 1: I was pooping dead at and it was good poops. 195 00:11:11,829 --> 00:11:15,309 Speaker 3: One billion percent underrated. Pooping is my favorite part of 196 00:11:15,349 --> 00:11:17,509 Speaker 3: the day. There was one day I pooped eight times. 197 00:11:18,629 --> 00:11:21,189 Speaker 3: That was the best day of my life. And they 198 00:11:21,189 --> 00:11:24,949 Speaker 3: were all solid good poops too, like no, like bullshit poops. 199 00:11:24,989 --> 00:11:27,509 Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. I wasn't like I'm done. 200 00:11:27,629 --> 00:11:29,749 Speaker 1: And she said, if you don't enjoy pooping. And this 201 00:11:29,789 --> 00:11:33,149 Speaker 1: is when she gets a ted talk. She gets a 202 00:11:33,269 --> 00:11:35,029 Speaker 1: little bit on our high horse, and she gets a 203 00:11:35,029 --> 00:11:37,309 Speaker 1: bit luxury. And she said, if you don't enjoy pooping 204 00:11:37,749 --> 00:11:40,749 Speaker 1: because you're eating shit, Oh cat, I'm not the one 205 00:11:40,829 --> 00:11:43,389 Speaker 1: pooping eight times in a day, am I? You had 206 00:11:43,429 --> 00:11:46,509 Speaker 1: gastro all right? You know you can relate to the 207 00:11:46,509 --> 00:11:49,109 Speaker 1: pooping eight times in a day? Who my little eight 208 00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:52,229 Speaker 1: month old? But yeah, a day like that recently, well 209 00:11:52,269 --> 00:11:54,909 Speaker 1: she said. Then she riffed on babies for a while, 210 00:11:54,989 --> 00:11:57,669 Speaker 1: and she said babies like me because I am one 211 00:11:57,669 --> 00:11:59,309 Speaker 1: of them or something. And then someone was like, this 212 00:11:59,349 --> 00:12:02,029 Speaker 1: is just a line lifted from the office, and I 213 00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:04,629 Speaker 1: was like, well, yeah, she's talking for ten minutes straight 214 00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:08,149 Speaker 1: and she's eighteen. What she got to say. She's gonna 215 00:12:08,149 --> 00:12:10,949 Speaker 1: say things that you saw on TV. Babies are drawn 216 00:12:10,989 --> 00:12:13,309 Speaker 1: to me, and I think it's because they see me 217 00:12:13,429 --> 00:12:15,109 Speaker 1: as one of them, but. 218 00:12:15,669 --> 00:12:18,629 Speaker 4: Cooler and with my life put together a little bit. 219 00:12:18,869 --> 00:12:22,549 Speaker 1: At one stage, she pauses and she burps unto. So 220 00:12:23,869 --> 00:12:29,709 Speaker 1: that's when you've given somebody too much rope. You've given 221 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,669 Speaker 1: them just like I did that out too much to 222 00:12:32,709 --> 00:12:36,509 Speaker 1: just do whatever. This brings us to the other controversial 223 00:12:36,549 --> 00:12:38,669 Speaker 1: thing that she said in what I now referred to 224 00:12:38,669 --> 00:12:40,989 Speaker 1: as a never ending interviews, since it's all the same 225 00:12:41,029 --> 00:12:45,389 Speaker 1: interviews being mean to men who happen to be ugly looking. Claire, 226 00:12:45,789 --> 00:12:48,389 Speaker 1: I would like you to listen to Billy's musings. 227 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:53,469 Speaker 6: Prom ew It's where the most beautiful girls get asked 228 00:12:53,469 --> 00:12:55,989 Speaker 6: by the worst dudes to prom and they're like fuck 229 00:12:56,429 --> 00:13:00,909 Speaker 6: because they finally found someone that likes them. Why is 230 00:13:00,949 --> 00:13:03,309 Speaker 6: every pretty girl with a horrible looking man? 231 00:13:03,549 --> 00:13:04,309 Speaker 1: Don't understand? 232 00:13:04,989 --> 00:13:08,309 Speaker 3: Listen, I'm not shaming people for their looks, but I am. Though. 233 00:13:08,749 --> 00:13:10,629 Speaker 3: You give an ugly guy a chance, he thinks he 234 00:13:10,749 --> 00:13:13,789 Speaker 3: rules the world. I swear to God, because they got 235 00:13:13,829 --> 00:13:16,349 Speaker 3: a hot girl, they can be horrible Like you're still 236 00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:18,869 Speaker 3: ugly though, can't change that. 237 00:13:18,949 --> 00:13:19,629 Speaker 1: Maybe that's why. 238 00:13:20,309 --> 00:13:22,589 Speaker 3: Maybe that's like why like guys with small dicks get 239 00:13:22,629 --> 00:13:25,389 Speaker 3: like huge mansions to make up for it, you know, 240 00:13:25,989 --> 00:13:27,629 Speaker 3: or like like really nice cars. 241 00:13:28,949 --> 00:13:31,469 Speaker 1: Would you like to hear her talk for another Okay, 242 00:13:31,589 --> 00:13:34,669 Speaker 1: seventeen minutes about this point. That isn't entirely fully formed. 243 00:13:34,749 --> 00:13:38,509 Speaker 1: It's got no music, it's got no it's nothing. It's 244 00:13:38,709 --> 00:13:41,789 Speaker 1: just making a step. I know what you mean that 245 00:13:41,789 --> 00:13:45,309 Speaker 1: she's not getting anything back. So usually when you're interviewed, 246 00:13:45,349 --> 00:13:48,269 Speaker 1: somebody answers something, there's a full stop and you go, Okay, 247 00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:50,549 Speaker 1: that's that's wrapped up, and then you keep going. Yeah, 248 00:13:50,589 --> 00:13:52,909 Speaker 1: if it was a never ending answer, it's going to 249 00:13:53,029 --> 00:13:56,149 Speaker 1: go to weird places. Do you think she's got a point? 250 00:13:56,349 --> 00:13:59,669 Speaker 1: Do you think that hot girls end up with ugly 251 00:13:59,709 --> 00:14:01,989 Speaker 1: guys and then ugly guys think they're awesome and they're 252 00:14:01,989 --> 00:14:05,389 Speaker 1: mean to hot girls. It's called philosophies. I don't think. 253 00:14:05,469 --> 00:14:08,349 Speaker 1: It's not something I worry about, all right, It's not 254 00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:11,589 Speaker 1: something I think about that much. Well, Claire, if there 255 00:14:11,669 --> 00:14:13,989 Speaker 1: is one group you cannot criticize on the internet, it's 256 00:14:14,069 --> 00:14:16,709 Speaker 1: ugly guy. It's ugly man. Yeah, because they're there, they're waiting. 257 00:14:16,869 --> 00:14:19,869 Speaker 1: They're like, I have been on the internet for sixteen 258 00:14:19,949 --> 00:14:24,869 Speaker 1: hours today and you, little lady, have offended me. And 259 00:14:24,909 --> 00:14:27,349 Speaker 1: you came up on my YouTube. And because I had 260 00:14:27,389 --> 00:14:30,149 Speaker 1: nowhere Betty to be, I watched this whole thing, a 261 00:14:30,229 --> 00:14:34,949 Speaker 1: weird interview, but you offended me. Well, some people got 262 00:14:35,069 --> 00:14:37,709 Speaker 1: very mad because they saw the comments as shallow and 263 00:14:37,749 --> 00:14:40,509 Speaker 1: shaming men for their looks. They argued there was a 264 00:14:40,549 --> 00:14:43,349 Speaker 1: double standard because Eilish had talked in the past about 265 00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:45,789 Speaker 1: being a victim of body shaming, and she's a champion 266 00:14:45,869 --> 00:14:49,589 Speaker 1: of body positivity. One comment read she basically said, no 267 00:14:49,709 --> 00:14:52,309 Speaker 1: guy deserves a good looking partner if he's ugly, because 268 00:14:52,389 --> 00:14:55,149 Speaker 1: every ugly guy is a bad person to all that 269 00:14:55,949 --> 00:14:58,389 Speaker 1: I know. Can you even paraphrase what she said? When 270 00:14:58,429 --> 00:15:01,029 Speaker 1: it's just I just think my defense is it's going 271 00:15:01,069 --> 00:15:04,109 Speaker 1: to be repeated over and over again. And she's eighteen, Yeah, 272 00:15:04,149 --> 00:15:06,669 Speaker 1: and nothing makes sense. Name an eighteen year old who 273 00:15:06,709 --> 00:15:11,709 Speaker 1: isn't shallow? Yeah, like what she's got like a perspective, 274 00:15:12,709 --> 00:15:14,869 Speaker 1: I don't know even think she claims to. She was 275 00:15:14,909 --> 00:15:17,909 Speaker 1: also talking about it in the context of prom and 276 00:15:17,949 --> 00:15:21,709 Speaker 1: may I just say there is something funny about school 277 00:15:21,789 --> 00:15:26,389 Speaker 1: formal slash proms whatever, because the girls have spray t habs, 278 00:15:27,309 --> 00:15:30,909 Speaker 1: make up, false eyelashes, they have their hair done, They 279 00:15:30,909 --> 00:15:33,509 Speaker 1: are wearing a ball gown that their mum got them 280 00:15:33,789 --> 00:15:39,029 Speaker 1: from Westfield on sale and it's satin and they look 281 00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:43,469 Speaker 1: twenty five yeah and beautiful. And little Harry over here 282 00:15:43,949 --> 00:15:45,789 Speaker 1: is wearing a two big suit that mum bought him 283 00:15:46,349 --> 00:15:50,669 Speaker 1: from tyro Cash. No he hired, he hired, which means 284 00:15:50,709 --> 00:15:52,029 Speaker 1: he couldn't get it turned and I originally got his 285 00:15:52,069 --> 00:15:54,949 Speaker 1: shoes from pay less. He did get his shoes from payless. 286 00:15:55,749 --> 00:15:57,509 Speaker 1: He's not wearing a cologne. He didn't even bother with 287 00:15:57,549 --> 00:15:59,829 Speaker 1: a cologne. Didn't have to shave. He's got my facial hair. 288 00:15:59,869 --> 00:16:03,949 Speaker 1: He's brushed his hair, but it looks worse. And if 289 00:16:03,949 --> 00:16:07,229 Speaker 1: he's feeling special, he did ask to get his top 290 00:16:07,269 --> 00:16:11,589 Speaker 1: braces removed today today for the UK new color. Yeah, 291 00:16:11,629 --> 00:16:13,949 Speaker 1: he said, I'll get black for the formal. Yeah, it 292 00:16:14,069 --> 00:16:17,509 Speaker 1: is black ties. I'll get black elastics. He might be 293 00:16:17,549 --> 00:16:21,389 Speaker 1: wearing a jaunty sock to mark the occasion. But the 294 00:16:21,469 --> 00:16:27,149 Speaker 1: photos are ridiculous. They really go to show socialization, socialization, 295 00:16:27,229 --> 00:16:28,989 Speaker 1: and we as a culture don't laugh at them enough. 296 00:16:29,549 --> 00:16:33,469 Speaker 1: We are so brainwashed into thinking that it's normal that 297 00:16:33,549 --> 00:16:38,309 Speaker 1: his suit doesn't fit, denying it. He looks fourteen years old. 298 00:16:38,669 --> 00:16:42,189 Speaker 1: He would rather be playing any video game than being here. 299 00:16:42,789 --> 00:16:47,069 Speaker 1: That woman looks like she has four children at home. 300 00:16:47,869 --> 00:16:50,869 Speaker 1: She looks like she's lived a life, she's spent She's 301 00:16:50,909 --> 00:16:53,589 Speaker 1: spent a sickening amount of a thousand bucks. She doesn't 302 00:16:53,589 --> 00:16:58,269 Speaker 1: have a family. Doesn't have to look like miss Universe. Yeah, 303 00:16:58,309 --> 00:17:01,629 Speaker 1: and yeah, he does not look great. Next to her 304 00:17:02,669 --> 00:17:06,069 Speaker 1: because of the amount of effort she's put in. I 305 00:17:06,189 --> 00:17:09,149 Speaker 1: will say what I don't understand about Billie Eilish making 306 00:17:09,189 --> 00:17:12,109 Speaker 1: this point is she never went to prom Christian She 307 00:17:12,189 --> 00:17:15,789 Speaker 1: never went to prom. I don't really understand homeschool. I'm 308 00:17:15,829 --> 00:17:20,549 Speaker 1: a bit like, what is your socialization? Yeah, it's genuinely confusing. 309 00:17:21,149 --> 00:17:22,389 Speaker 1: I don't know, because like if you ever been to 310 00:17:22,429 --> 00:17:24,549 Speaker 1: a prom, I don't think so. Anyway, I'm going to 311 00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:28,149 Speaker 1: jump forward to November two, twenty twenty three, when the 312 00:17:28,149 --> 00:17:31,469 Speaker 1: then twenty one year old singer was interviewed as part 313 00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:35,109 Speaker 1: of Variety's Power of Women issue Oh Yes, I Love These. 314 00:17:35,229 --> 00:17:38,429 Speaker 1: Eilish reflected on the scrutiny she received after wearing a 315 00:17:38,469 --> 00:17:40,909 Speaker 1: tank top in public in twenty sixteen. Do you remember this. 316 00:17:41,869 --> 00:17:43,909 Speaker 1: It's up a beige tank top and there were pat 317 00:17:43,949 --> 00:17:46,909 Speaker 1: pictures and every tabloid in the world had a comment 318 00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:49,589 Speaker 1: to make at the time. Because she was mostly seen 319 00:17:49,629 --> 00:17:53,189 Speaker 1: in sort of baggy jumpers and baggy pants, the tabloids 320 00:17:53,189 --> 00:17:55,669 Speaker 1: took this opportunity to say things like good for her 321 00:17:55,709 --> 00:17:59,149 Speaker 1: for feeling comfortable in her bigger skin, or Billie Eilish 322 00:17:59,189 --> 00:18:05,229 Speaker 1: looks unrecognizable. You know when the tabloids are like, we're 323 00:18:05,229 --> 00:18:08,429 Speaker 1: not saying anything, We're just showing you these pictures and 324 00:18:08,469 --> 00:18:10,669 Speaker 1: saying she's brave and inspiring for the leaving the house 325 00:18:10,749 --> 00:18:15,109 Speaker 1: like that. Okay, Billy was sixteen years old. This is 326 00:18:15,149 --> 00:18:17,789 Speaker 1: what she told Variety. Nobody ever says a thing about 327 00:18:17,869 --> 00:18:21,429 Speaker 1: men's bodies. If you're muscular, cool, if you're not cool, 328 00:18:21,589 --> 00:18:23,709 Speaker 1: if you're rail thin, cool, if you have a dad 329 00:18:23,749 --> 00:18:26,829 Speaker 1: bod cool, if your pudgy love it. Everybody's happy with it. 330 00:18:26,989 --> 00:18:29,709 Speaker 1: You know why, because girls are nice. They don't give 331 00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:32,189 Speaker 1: a fuck, because we see people for who they are. 332 00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:35,749 Speaker 1: The clip about the ugly men resurfaced and the Internet 333 00:18:35,789 --> 00:18:38,189 Speaker 1: had a field day. Here was some of the commentary. 334 00:18:38,549 --> 00:18:41,309 Speaker 1: We got a whole generation of men with serious image 335 00:18:41,309 --> 00:18:45,069 Speaker 1: issues in the gym constantly. Someone said, I totally disagree. 336 00:18:45,109 --> 00:18:48,109 Speaker 1: Short guys face a lot. Someone said, this is false 337 00:18:48,109 --> 00:18:51,309 Speaker 1: and little tone deaf men receive criticism all the time 338 00:18:51,349 --> 00:18:55,549 Speaker 1: for their bodies, Claire, do they? Well? I guess my 339 00:18:55,709 --> 00:18:59,669 Speaker 1: thing is, I'm shocked that somebody in the early twenties 340 00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:05,029 Speaker 1: is hypocritical, like, not entirely consistent with what I don't think. 341 00:19:05,029 --> 00:19:08,869 Speaker 1: The brain, the part that's responsible for consistency has developed, 342 00:19:08,909 --> 00:19:11,949 Speaker 1: has developed yet. Yeah, I know, I will say that 343 00:19:12,029 --> 00:19:14,789 Speaker 1: there is no way that if Billy was a young 344 00:19:14,869 --> 00:19:18,589 Speaker 1: male star, think like a Justin biebar Timothy Challow May. 345 00:19:19,269 --> 00:19:21,589 Speaker 1: I've never heard a comment on any of those men's bodies. 346 00:19:21,789 --> 00:19:24,389 Speaker 1: And there is not a woman from Sidney Sweeney to 347 00:19:24,709 --> 00:19:30,509 Speaker 1: Zendeya to whoever who has escaped comment and it's different commentary. 348 00:19:30,549 --> 00:19:32,909 Speaker 1: The commentary is different. And just the fact that you're 349 00:19:32,949 --> 00:19:35,749 Speaker 1: allowed to be a man in just like a comfortable 350 00:19:35,789 --> 00:19:39,069 Speaker 1: body in just an average comfortable body, and you're entitled 351 00:19:39,069 --> 00:19:41,749 Speaker 1: to be there. That's radical if you're a woman. Yeah, 352 00:19:41,749 --> 00:19:43,709 Speaker 1: all women kind of have to have the same body 353 00:19:44,229 --> 00:19:45,989 Speaker 1: and if you don't have that body, then you don't 354 00:19:45,989 --> 00:19:47,949 Speaker 1: get a job. Yeah, Like they are sort of the 355 00:19:48,029 --> 00:19:50,509 Speaker 1: Joni Hills, and he's talked about that, and it's like 356 00:19:50,549 --> 00:19:52,229 Speaker 1: a really valid point, but it's just not to the 357 00:19:52,269 --> 00:19:55,309 Speaker 1: same extent. Also because you know how she kind of 358 00:19:55,309 --> 00:19:56,949 Speaker 1: makes a point that I'm like, yeah, I see what 359 00:19:56,989 --> 00:19:59,829 Speaker 1: you're saying, but then she tries to ted talk it. Yeah, 360 00:20:00,029 --> 00:20:02,589 Speaker 1: she says, because girls are nice, they don't give a fuck, 361 00:20:02,629 --> 00:20:05,029 Speaker 1: because we see people for who they are. It's like, hmm, No, 362 00:20:05,069 --> 00:20:10,349 Speaker 1: it's more complicated than that because internalized misogyny. Patriarchy, yeah, patriarchy. Yeah, 363 00:20:10,349 --> 00:20:12,669 Speaker 1: but she wouldn't have learn that word yet. No, she 364 00:20:12,709 --> 00:20:25,189 Speaker 1: didn't go to school. No, having some feedback for rap music. 365 00:20:26,269 --> 00:20:29,029 Speaker 1: It's twenty twenty and someone has put a microphone in 366 00:20:29,029 --> 00:20:30,949 Speaker 1: front of an eighteen year old again, and they're refusing 367 00:20:30,949 --> 00:20:34,669 Speaker 1: to ask a question. No, Jessie, and you better believe 368 00:20:34,869 --> 00:20:37,949 Speaker 1: that Billie Eilish understands the assignment. Okay, she's gonna say 369 00:20:37,949 --> 00:20:41,109 Speaker 1: something weird and controversial. She's speaking to Vogue and she's 370 00:20:41,149 --> 00:20:44,709 Speaker 1: reflecting on how there's a difference between her music and 371 00:20:44,789 --> 00:20:47,229 Speaker 1: the worker other artists put out, which I feel like 372 00:20:47,589 --> 00:20:49,949 Speaker 1: is a dut point and like the talking points of 373 00:20:49,989 --> 00:20:53,749 Speaker 1: every artist. Yeah, yeap. My manager, they're publicist or whatever, 374 00:20:53,829 --> 00:20:56,229 Speaker 1: is like heires some talking points. This meant a lot 375 00:20:56,269 --> 00:20:59,349 Speaker 1: to me. I'm sharing a new part of myself. My 376 00:20:59,429 --> 00:21:03,229 Speaker 1: music is different to other people's music. That's it. She said. 377 00:21:03,669 --> 00:21:06,149 Speaker 1: There's a difference between lying in a song and writing 378 00:21:06,149 --> 00:21:08,509 Speaker 1: a story. There are tons of songs where people are 379 00:21:08,549 --> 00:21:11,269 Speaker 1: just lying. There's a lot of in rap right now 380 00:21:11,429 --> 00:21:14,149 Speaker 1: from people that I know who rap. It's like I 381 00:21:14,189 --> 00:21:17,789 Speaker 1: got my AK forty seven and I'm fucking' and I'm like, what, 382 00:21:18,029 --> 00:21:20,469 Speaker 1: you don't have a gun and all my bitches, I'm like, 383 00:21:20,629 --> 00:21:24,629 Speaker 1: which bitches? That's posturing and that's not what I'm doing. Claire, 384 00:21:24,629 --> 00:21:26,589 Speaker 1: What do you think of that comment? On the one hand, 385 00:21:27,149 --> 00:21:30,589 Speaker 1: I agree that there's a lot of rap music I 386 00:21:30,629 --> 00:21:33,909 Speaker 1: listen to. Sorry, there's not a lot of rap music. 387 00:21:33,909 --> 00:21:36,469 Speaker 1: I don't really know it, but whenever I've listened to 388 00:21:36,549 --> 00:21:40,269 Speaker 1: rap music, I have thought, there's no way this incredibly wealthy, 389 00:21:40,749 --> 00:21:45,389 Speaker 1: successful artist who's rapping about being from the hood, I 390 00:21:45,389 --> 00:21:47,869 Speaker 1: don't think his life actually looks like that anymore. Yeah, 391 00:21:47,909 --> 00:21:51,069 Speaker 1: so that's one part. The second party is I think 392 00:21:51,109 --> 00:21:56,549 Speaker 1: a lot of them probably do have guns and bitches. 393 00:21:56,949 --> 00:22:00,429 Speaker 1: That's actually true. Some people saw this as Billy dismissing 394 00:22:00,509 --> 00:22:03,709 Speaker 1: rap music as raally genuine and authentic, which is not 395 00:22:04,029 --> 00:22:07,309 Speaker 1: what I heard. But I cannot stress this enough. Her 396 00:22:07,429 --> 00:22:09,949 Speaker 1: fan base are on the internet a lot. They have 397 00:22:09,989 --> 00:22:12,509 Speaker 1: a lot of free time, so they defend her when 398 00:22:12,549 --> 00:22:15,389 Speaker 1: people no. No, the opposite. They have a lot of 399 00:22:15,429 --> 00:22:19,189 Speaker 1: time to feel offense, to broadcast got it, to fight 400 00:22:19,309 --> 00:22:22,029 Speaker 1: with others in the comments, a back seat offense, fight 401 00:22:22,109 --> 00:22:25,989 Speaker 1: between themselves. Yes, yes, turn on each other activist and 402 00:22:26,069 --> 00:22:29,789 Speaker 1: artist Ferrari Shepherd wrote, Billie Eilish will win even harder 403 00:22:29,869 --> 00:22:32,389 Speaker 1: now that she's taken a colonial approach to hip hop. 404 00:22:32,669 --> 00:22:35,709 Speaker 1: Would you prefer rap stories be one hundred percent nonfiction 405 00:22:35,829 --> 00:22:38,629 Speaker 1: so we can produce more dead or incarcerated rap stars. 406 00:22:38,829 --> 00:22:40,949 Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up and stay in your lane. That's 407 00:22:40,949 --> 00:22:46,189 Speaker 1: the most Internet comment. I just think like you could 408 00:22:46,269 --> 00:22:48,429 Speaker 1: read it like that, or you could read it as 409 00:22:48,589 --> 00:22:51,349 Speaker 1: an eighteen year old who got famous when she was 410 00:22:51,389 --> 00:22:56,789 Speaker 1: fourteen needs to who and who needs to be a 411 00:22:56,789 --> 00:23:04,189 Speaker 1: specific question like this right absolutely would fly at a barbecue. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 412 00:23:04,389 --> 00:23:06,229 Speaker 1: h In fact, you said that at a barbecue and 413 00:23:06,269 --> 00:23:08,669 Speaker 1: people would go, that's such a good point, Billy. I 414 00:23:08,669 --> 00:23:11,029 Speaker 1: bet they don't even have an AK forty or that 415 00:23:11,109 --> 00:23:13,349 Speaker 1: many bitches, and then we all just move on. The 416 00:23:13,429 --> 00:23:15,989 Speaker 1: problem is that Ferrari Shepherd saw it and was like, oh, 417 00:23:16,389 --> 00:23:20,109 Speaker 1: use the word colonial. Now. What Eilish is talking about 418 00:23:20,229 --> 00:23:23,389 Speaker 1: is a real phenomenon. There's all this analysis on rappers 419 00:23:23,749 --> 00:23:26,909 Speaker 1: like one named Meek Mill and another named Little Dirk. 420 00:23:27,949 --> 00:23:30,269 Speaker 1: I've never heard of these people, but they are literal 421 00:23:30,389 --> 00:23:33,269 Speaker 1: millionaires and they rap about guns and violence and a 422 00:23:33,309 --> 00:23:36,229 Speaker 1: lifestyle that like all this academic analysis has been like, 423 00:23:36,309 --> 00:23:38,629 Speaker 1: this could not be further from their reality. And I'm 424 00:23:38,629 --> 00:23:39,869 Speaker 1: not sure if it's those two, but a lot of 425 00:23:39,909 --> 00:23:42,389 Speaker 1: them it's like they've never lived in this area. They're 426 00:23:42,389 --> 00:23:45,629 Speaker 1: profiting off a lifestyle that they've never lived. It's fine. 427 00:23:45,669 --> 00:23:48,429 Speaker 1: I don't have a massive problem with it. But Vogue 428 00:23:48,589 --> 00:23:52,069 Speaker 1: asked Billy to speak for forty five minutes without drawing breath. 429 00:23:52,069 --> 00:23:54,429 Speaker 1: We know what happens when that. Yeah, at last time, 430 00:23:54,669 --> 00:23:57,349 Speaker 1: sleep walking screopy. It got to how many times she 431 00:23:57,389 --> 00:24:01,949 Speaker 1: pood in a day, made that we didn't need that. Yeah, 432 00:24:02,109 --> 00:24:05,469 Speaker 1: she's gonna say, don't be singing about having a gun 433 00:24:05,509 --> 00:24:07,269 Speaker 1: when you don't even have a gun. Yeah, that's what 434 00:24:07,309 --> 00:24:09,589 Speaker 1: she's gonna the hell she's going to die, she's trying 435 00:24:09,589 --> 00:24:12,829 Speaker 1: to find He'll, yeah, yep. Stop asking an eighteen year 436 00:24:12,869 --> 00:24:17,189 Speaker 1: old questions on literally anything if you don't want them 437 00:24:17,269 --> 00:24:22,069 Speaker 1: to say dumb. She Okay, she's inevitable. It's a game. 438 00:24:22,549 --> 00:24:25,789 Speaker 1: It's always going to go the same way. A racist slur. 439 00:24:26,309 --> 00:24:29,429 Speaker 1: In twenty twenty one, Eilish is nineteen, a video went 440 00:24:29,549 --> 00:24:32,909 Speaker 1: viral on TikTok. You know you're young when your first 441 00:24:32,949 --> 00:24:36,669 Speaker 1: cancelations happen on TikTok es of her mouthing the words 442 00:24:36,669 --> 00:24:39,549 Speaker 1: to a song that included a derogatory and racist term 443 00:24:39,629 --> 00:24:42,709 Speaker 1: used to describe members of the Asian community. To be clear, 444 00:24:42,829 --> 00:24:45,109 Speaker 1: this was an old video. She would have been about 445 00:24:45,109 --> 00:24:48,629 Speaker 1: fourteen or fifteen when it was filmed. Then another video 446 00:24:48,709 --> 00:24:51,389 Speaker 1: surfaced where she was speaking gibberish and some claim she 447 00:24:51,429 --> 00:24:55,109 Speaker 1: was imitating an Asian accent. Eilish as a general rule, 448 00:24:55,309 --> 00:24:58,269 Speaker 1: doesn't address controversy. She didn't come back for a lot 449 00:24:58,269 --> 00:25:01,829 Speaker 1: of this stuff about body shaming. She's busy, for example, 450 00:25:01,869 --> 00:25:04,669 Speaker 1: getting her new World records for the longest time spent 451 00:25:04,789 --> 00:25:08,789 Speaker 1: in a snow globe. That's a real record. Wait, but 452 00:25:08,949 --> 00:25:14,029 Speaker 1: she didn't break that. Okay, somebody, somebody spent the longest 453 00:25:14,029 --> 00:25:15,949 Speaker 1: time in a snow globe. Yeah, but I don't know 454 00:25:16,029 --> 00:25:18,389 Speaker 1: it's like a human size snow because I'm impressed if 455 00:25:18,429 --> 00:25:22,309 Speaker 1: it's like a little one. Yeah yeah. Or see. This 456 00:25:22,389 --> 00:25:25,629 Speaker 1: is the thing that's always annoyed me about Guinness World Records, though, 457 00:25:26,149 --> 00:25:30,069 Speaker 1: is okay, fastest person is one, and then it's the 458 00:25:30,109 --> 00:25:33,469 Speaker 1: weirdest things. I was like person to lay upside down 459 00:25:33,509 --> 00:25:35,789 Speaker 1: in the podcast studio for the longest Well, I can 460 00:25:35,829 --> 00:25:37,789 Speaker 1: do that because that's weird and no one else wants 461 00:25:37,829 --> 00:25:39,549 Speaker 1: to do it. But you haven't done it, have you? 462 00:25:39,589 --> 00:25:40,229 Speaker 5: No? No? 463 00:25:40,349 --> 00:25:43,229 Speaker 1: Yeah, here's one that I read about the longest duration 464 00:25:43,389 --> 00:25:46,429 Speaker 1: of balancing on one foot in heels. Guess how long 465 00:25:46,469 --> 00:25:50,389 Speaker 1: that is? Three hours? Okay, it's one hour and three minutes. 466 00:25:50,389 --> 00:25:52,109 Speaker 1: Oh see, I could do it. You can do that. 467 00:25:52,229 --> 00:25:54,029 Speaker 1: I just don't want to. Yeah, okay, we should do it. 468 00:25:54,069 --> 00:25:55,549 Speaker 1: I think that should be a thing of like the 469 00:25:55,589 --> 00:26:00,949 Speaker 1: first half is fastest person in the water, fastest person 470 00:26:01,309 --> 00:26:05,549 Speaker 1: in the land. Okay, yes, absolutely, and then there's just 471 00:26:06,069 --> 00:26:08,909 Speaker 1: could do, didn't want to and it is and it's 472 00:26:08,949 --> 00:26:13,989 Speaker 1: like on a lazy a. Yeah. Longest nails. Yeah, I'm like, sweet, 473 00:26:14,029 --> 00:26:14,989 Speaker 1: you'd never cut your nails. 474 00:26:15,069 --> 00:26:15,429 Speaker 5: Yeah. 475 00:26:15,549 --> 00:26:17,709 Speaker 1: I'm not paying that to the same extent as the 476 00:26:17,749 --> 00:26:20,949 Speaker 1: fastest person. Yeah. I don't know what her world records 477 00:26:20,949 --> 00:26:25,949 Speaker 1: are anyway. She did address this controversy. She said, I 478 00:26:26,029 --> 00:26:28,109 Speaker 1: mouthed a word from a song that at the time 479 00:26:28,149 --> 00:26:30,869 Speaker 1: I didn't know was a derogatory term. I am appalled 480 00:26:30,909 --> 00:26:33,309 Speaker 1: and embarrassed and won a bath that I ever mouthed 481 00:26:33,349 --> 00:26:36,149 Speaker 1: along to that word. Regardless of my ignorance and age 482 00:26:36,149 --> 00:26:38,389 Speaker 1: at the time. Nothing excuses the fact that it was 483 00:26:38,469 --> 00:26:41,629 Speaker 1: hurtful and for that I am sorry. She also denied 484 00:26:41,789 --> 00:26:44,389 Speaker 1: the mocking an Asian accent. She said, no, I just 485 00:26:44,429 --> 00:26:49,469 Speaker 1: speak gibberish, and I have no issue believing that she 486 00:26:49,629 --> 00:26:54,469 Speaker 1: just actually assessing fast behavior m checks out. The person 487 00:26:54,509 --> 00:26:56,829 Speaker 1: who released the video said she just wanted Eilish to 488 00:26:56,869 --> 00:27:00,749 Speaker 1: address the recordings, and it's like, in that case, maybe 489 00:27:00,789 --> 00:27:03,989 Speaker 1: send them to her privately and she could address you. Well, 490 00:27:04,229 --> 00:27:07,589 Speaker 1: she'd say. She didn't reply. I don't think she tried. 491 00:27:07,909 --> 00:27:11,589 Speaker 1: As an aside, if you actually care about acism, maybe 492 00:27:11,789 --> 00:27:16,189 Speaker 1: don't broadcast a video to millions of people so that 493 00:27:16,349 --> 00:27:20,629 Speaker 1: they can see themselves being mocked. I don't see how 494 00:27:20,669 --> 00:27:25,509 Speaker 1: what you did was helpful because she's fourteen, she's done 495 00:27:25,589 --> 00:27:31,829 Speaker 1: something stupid, which she regrets and which otherwise exists only 496 00:27:31,869 --> 00:27:33,709 Speaker 1: in the depths of the internet for no one to 497 00:27:33,749 --> 00:27:36,829 Speaker 1: see ever again, right, it's not like it's circulating unless 498 00:27:36,909 --> 00:27:39,469 Speaker 1: you're circulating it to make a point. Okay, you just 499 00:27:39,469 --> 00:27:41,909 Speaker 1: want to start shit on TikTok. Next point, who can 500 00:27:41,949 --> 00:27:45,429 Speaker 1: blame her queer baiting. It's twenty twenty one and Billie 501 00:27:45,429 --> 00:27:48,509 Speaker 1: Eilish posts a bunch of photos and videos from her 502 00:27:48,589 --> 00:27:53,789 Speaker 1: Lost Cause music video. The caption read I love Girls. 503 00:27:54,589 --> 00:27:56,909 Speaker 1: Some saw the post as Eilish coming out as a 504 00:27:56,949 --> 00:28:00,949 Speaker 1: member of the LGBTQ plus community, but others saw her 505 00:28:00,989 --> 00:28:04,509 Speaker 1: as being intentionally provocative to promote her new album. The 506 00:28:04,549 --> 00:28:07,349 Speaker 1: comments on Instagram read Bestie, I don't know if you're 507 00:28:07,389 --> 00:28:09,389 Speaker 1: queer baiting or not, but I'm really hoping you aren't 508 00:28:09,389 --> 00:28:14,149 Speaker 1: because it's rude. Oh and was the word besting necessary? Yeah? Yeah, 509 00:28:14,189 --> 00:28:17,069 Speaker 1: that makes it a bit condescending the cement. Another posted 510 00:28:17,109 --> 00:28:20,669 Speaker 1: on Twitter, queer baiting is bad enough, but during Pride Month, 511 00:28:20,949 --> 00:28:24,069 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but no, were you not sorry? This is 512 00:28:24,109 --> 00:28:28,389 Speaker 1: how they speak, Claire, Yeah, just troll, Yeah, just say 513 00:28:28,389 --> 00:28:30,909 Speaker 1: what you mean, like the ugly men say what you mean? 514 00:28:31,029 --> 00:28:34,469 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, drop that. I'm sorry, drop the bestie And 515 00:28:34,549 --> 00:28:36,269 Speaker 1: I guess at this point they don't really even have 516 00:28:36,389 --> 00:28:40,669 Speaker 1: context on whether she is being authentic. Interesting point. Interesting point, 517 00:28:41,149 --> 00:28:44,789 Speaker 1: So queer baiting the definition is essentially attracting an LGBT 518 00:28:44,909 --> 00:28:48,109 Speaker 1: audience by hinting at same sex relationships that are never 519 00:28:48,189 --> 00:28:51,269 Speaker 1: actually consummated. So Harry Styles has been accused of this 520 00:28:51,349 --> 00:28:54,269 Speaker 1: as well. So I guess what we would need in 521 00:28:54,349 --> 00:28:57,269 Speaker 1: this context is Billy to upload a video of her 522 00:28:57,349 --> 00:29:00,669 Speaker 1: having sex with a woman, okay, to make sure while 523 00:29:00,789 --> 00:29:05,589 Speaker 1: yelling I am a lesbian or I am bisexual? Maybe 524 00:29:05,669 --> 00:29:08,349 Speaker 1: also having it printed on a card of Today's day 525 00:29:08,309 --> 00:29:11,149 Speaker 1: yea yeah yeah. And I guess it's like we would 526 00:29:11,149 --> 00:29:13,069 Speaker 1: then need to know how many people she slept with 527 00:29:13,469 --> 00:29:17,629 Speaker 1: in order to honor scale judge how gay yea yeah, yeah, 528 00:29:17,669 --> 00:29:20,709 Speaker 1: that's all for authenticity purposes. The Internet needs her to 529 00:29:20,709 --> 00:29:24,429 Speaker 1: be authentic. Another person watched the film clip and commented, 530 00:29:24,669 --> 00:29:27,029 Speaker 1: is Billie Eilish by or did I just watch four 531 00:29:27,069 --> 00:29:30,229 Speaker 1: minutes of queer baiting done by a straight person? Everyone 532 00:29:30,309 --> 00:29:33,029 Speaker 1: got very mad, and Billy posted a picture and was like, 533 00:29:33,109 --> 00:29:35,869 Speaker 1: I am tired. And she was not having it, but 534 00:29:35,869 --> 00:29:39,589 Speaker 1: she didn't say anything about the queer baiting accusations. After all, 535 00:29:39,589 --> 00:29:41,709 Speaker 1: the brew haha. We haven't used that word enough on 536 00:29:41,709 --> 00:29:43,989 Speaker 1: this podcast. Is a brew haha. Sometimes I think it's 537 00:29:43,989 --> 00:29:45,909 Speaker 1: hoho ha ha. No, it's a different word. It's a 538 00:29:45,949 --> 00:29:48,749 Speaker 1: brew haha, which is just like the drama brew haha. 539 00:29:48,829 --> 00:29:52,029 Speaker 1: Is a brew haha. Okay, after all of the brew haha, 540 00:29:52,549 --> 00:29:57,349 Speaker 1: Billie Eilish did come out in twenty twenty three, Billy mean, 541 00:29:57,629 --> 00:29:59,029 Speaker 1: did you mean to come out? 542 00:29:59,069 --> 00:30:02,429 Speaker 6: In the story. 543 00:30:02,669 --> 00:30:06,709 Speaker 5: No, I didn't, but I kind of thought, wasn't it obvious, 544 00:30:06,749 --> 00:30:09,589 Speaker 5: Like it's kind of been. I just I didn't realize 545 00:30:09,629 --> 00:30:10,309 Speaker 5: people did it. 546 00:30:10,389 --> 00:30:11,949 Speaker 1: No, so we need to get to a point where 547 00:30:11,949 --> 00:30:12,789 Speaker 1: you don't even have to come out. 548 00:30:12,949 --> 00:30:15,749 Speaker 5: So I just don't really believe in it. I'm just like, 549 00:30:15,829 --> 00:30:18,869 Speaker 5: why can't we just exist? I've been doing this for 550 00:30:18,909 --> 00:30:20,789 Speaker 5: a long time and I just didn't talk about it. 551 00:30:20,869 --> 00:30:22,869 Speaker 1: It's the same. I literally was like to my mom 552 00:30:22,909 --> 00:30:24,669 Speaker 1: and dating women now, but I was like, I was like, 553 00:30:24,709 --> 00:30:25,589 Speaker 1: I saw the articles. 554 00:30:25,629 --> 00:30:28,029 Speaker 5: I was like, Oh, I guess, I guess I came 555 00:30:28,069 --> 00:30:28,629 Speaker 5: out today. 556 00:30:28,669 --> 00:30:29,629 Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I guess. 557 00:30:29,629 --> 00:30:33,349 Speaker 5: Okay, cool, But it's exciting to me because you know, 558 00:30:33,429 --> 00:30:35,549 Speaker 5: I guess people didn't know, so it's cool that they know. 559 00:30:35,669 --> 00:30:37,829 Speaker 5: But ooh, I'm nervous talking about I'm. 560 00:30:37,589 --> 00:30:40,029 Speaker 1: Not and again you're safe. Okay cool? Yeah, but no, 561 00:30:40,109 --> 00:30:43,469 Speaker 1: it's I am for the girls. She likes men and women, yep. 562 00:30:43,589 --> 00:30:45,189 Speaker 1: But she didn't really want to talk about it and 563 00:30:45,269 --> 00:30:48,349 Speaker 1: has been working it all out herself, and luckily she 564 00:30:48,469 --> 00:30:51,029 Speaker 1: had that commenter who called her bestie to help her 565 00:30:51,069 --> 00:30:53,549 Speaker 1: process her sexual Yeah, and everybody really let her come 566 00:30:53,549 --> 00:30:55,469 Speaker 1: to that in private. I actually went and checked, and 567 00:30:55,509 --> 00:30:57,909 Speaker 1: all of these people came back and said, hey, really, 568 00:30:57,949 --> 00:31:01,149 Speaker 1: sorry for the way we talked. Did you have queer baity? 569 00:31:01,229 --> 00:31:03,549 Speaker 1: That's what people on the internet always do when they're wrong. 570 00:31:03,669 --> 00:31:07,429 Speaker 1: They do come back and really own up to their mistake. Yeah, 571 00:31:07,629 --> 00:31:10,389 Speaker 1: it's not like somebody in their late teens slush early 572 00:31:10,389 --> 00:31:12,629 Speaker 1: twenties might still be figuring stuff out. What we need 573 00:31:12,669 --> 00:31:15,709 Speaker 1: them to be is a complete, tied in a bow 574 00:31:16,349 --> 00:31:30,829 Speaker 1: human being, a weird, gross and wrong Halloween costume. Claire, 575 00:31:31,029 --> 00:31:33,989 Speaker 1: find me a single celebrity who has not been canceled 576 00:31:34,229 --> 00:31:37,909 Speaker 1: for a Halloween costume. Everyone needs stop dressing up for Halloween. Look, 577 00:31:37,989 --> 00:31:40,589 Speaker 1: I've been saying this for a while because celebrity is 578 00:31:40,629 --> 00:31:44,629 Speaker 1: for too long. Halloween's lost it. It's not even about 579 00:31:45,069 --> 00:31:48,149 Speaker 1: being scary anymore. So many of them just dress up 580 00:31:48,149 --> 00:31:50,029 Speaker 1: to be hot, and it's like all of this is 581 00:31:50,069 --> 00:31:53,109 Speaker 1: going to date terribly and in five years you're all 582 00:31:53,149 --> 00:31:54,949 Speaker 1: going to be canceled for a Halloween costume. 583 00:31:54,949 --> 00:31:55,269 Speaker 2: You will. 584 00:31:57,469 --> 00:32:00,429 Speaker 4: Why are you dressed so scary Halloween? 585 00:32:00,949 --> 00:32:05,189 Speaker 1: Look, in terms of who hasn't been canceled, perhaps George 586 00:32:05,229 --> 00:32:09,869 Speaker 1: Clooney's twins. Yeah no, what they're seven, so not yet 587 00:32:10,189 --> 00:32:12,669 Speaker 1: I don't know what they got soon, probably bluey yeah, 588 00:32:12,749 --> 00:32:16,309 Speaker 1: yeah and bluey. Oh. It's a preparation of some kind, 589 00:32:16,389 --> 00:32:18,149 Speaker 1: so I wouldn't be surprised if they get canceled too. 590 00:32:18,629 --> 00:32:21,229 Speaker 1: It's twenty twenty two and she attends a party with 591 00:32:21,269 --> 00:32:24,349 Speaker 1: her then boyfriend Jesse Rutherford, who is the front man 592 00:32:24,469 --> 00:32:26,029 Speaker 1: of something called the Neighborhood. 593 00:32:26,549 --> 00:32:26,869 Speaker 5: Ah. 594 00:32:27,189 --> 00:32:29,989 Speaker 1: Yes, never heard of them anyway. The context is that 595 00:32:30,029 --> 00:32:32,949 Speaker 1: he was eleven years older than Eilish. She's twenty, he's 596 00:32:32,949 --> 00:32:35,469 Speaker 1: thirty one. So they go to this Halloween party and 597 00:32:35,589 --> 00:32:39,469 Speaker 1: Eilish hard launches their relationship on Instagram with a sense 598 00:32:39,549 --> 00:32:42,829 Speaker 1: deleted photo. Claire, please describe the photo and what you 599 00:32:42,869 --> 00:32:46,189 Speaker 1: think that these two lovely people dressed up as all Right, 600 00:32:46,309 --> 00:32:52,669 Speaker 1: on the left, we have Billie Eilish dressed as gosh, 601 00:32:52,669 --> 00:32:56,709 Speaker 1: it's almost like Shirley Temple esque Little bo Peep maybe. 602 00:32:56,909 --> 00:32:59,789 Speaker 1: And what's he? Okay, I'll tell you who. He looks like. 603 00:33:00,349 --> 00:33:03,389 Speaker 1: He looks like the grandfather from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. 604 00:33:04,229 --> 00:33:06,589 Speaker 1: I think I may be wrong about both of them. Okay, 605 00:33:06,589 --> 00:33:08,669 Speaker 1: give me the thing. But she's got a hat like 606 00:33:09,109 --> 00:33:12,509 Speaker 1: Little bo Peep bonnet. Yeah, he's got a bonnet on. Yeah, 607 00:33:12,549 --> 00:33:14,549 Speaker 1: So what you're saying is Billy Eilish has gone as 608 00:33:14,549 --> 00:33:16,709 Speaker 1: a baby and he has gone as an old man. 609 00:33:17,189 --> 00:33:21,509 Speaker 1: That's fucking hilarious. I think it's hilarious. That's funny. I 610 00:33:21,549 --> 00:33:25,749 Speaker 1: think it's hilarious too. She has blonderinglets, silly hat and 611 00:33:26,469 --> 00:33:30,389 Speaker 1: looks on cannily like your baby. Yes, and I don't 612 00:33:30,429 --> 00:33:32,669 Speaker 1: know if you want me to say this, but we 613 00:33:32,709 --> 00:33:34,389 Speaker 1: went to a dress up party and didn't we make 614 00:33:34,469 --> 00:33:37,989 Speaker 1: your husband dress up as Claire for his bucks a baby? 615 00:33:37,989 --> 00:33:39,789 Speaker 1: They gave him a bottle yeah yeah, yeah yeah and 616 00:33:40,189 --> 00:33:42,589 Speaker 1: unhappy yeah yeah, and he loved it. I thought it 617 00:33:42,629 --> 00:33:45,629 Speaker 1: was really really funny he had what else did he have? 618 00:33:45,789 --> 00:33:47,469 Speaker 1: I think he might have had a bonnet, which is 619 00:33:47,469 --> 00:33:49,629 Speaker 1: funny because maybe's to web on it. No, but it's 620 00:33:49,669 --> 00:33:52,669 Speaker 1: just quite baby. Yeah, so much. It's funny in an 621 00:33:52,669 --> 00:33:57,669 Speaker 1: age gap relationship. Do accentuate the gage because that's what 622 00:33:57,829 --> 00:34:00,909 Speaker 1: humor's about. Yes, but the Internet did not like it 623 00:34:01,229 --> 00:34:05,149 Speaker 1: because on the Internet everything is firstly serious, secondly harmful. 624 00:34:05,589 --> 00:34:09,749 Speaker 1: Some comments read Billie Eilish and Jesse Rutherford's matching Halloween 625 00:34:09,829 --> 00:34:13,109 Speaker 1: costs gyms is incredibly sick and twisted, especially with their 626 00:34:13,149 --> 00:34:16,389 Speaker 1: age difference and power imbalance. One fan wrote, it's not 627 00:34:16,429 --> 00:34:18,829 Speaker 1: funny or chic. It's not poking fun, It's disturbing and 628 00:34:18,869 --> 00:34:20,829 Speaker 1: the adults in her life are letting her down once again. 629 00:34:20,949 --> 00:34:23,069 Speaker 1: I don't think either of them thought it was chic. 630 00:34:25,509 --> 00:34:30,869 Speaker 1: It's not chic. I'm Halloween baby and a grandpa. You 631 00:34:30,909 --> 00:34:36,149 Speaker 1: know it's not chic Halloween disgusting. That Billie Eilish costume 632 00:34:36,229 --> 00:34:38,589 Speaker 1: is extremely disturbing and I absolutely hate it every time 633 00:34:38,669 --> 00:34:41,749 Speaker 1: it crosses my timeline. You, sir, need to get off 634 00:34:41,789 --> 00:34:44,269 Speaker 1: the internet. Why have you seen this photo more than 635 00:34:44,709 --> 00:34:48,469 Speaker 1: one I've never seen that photo before. Billy is grown 636 00:34:48,589 --> 00:34:52,109 Speaker 1: enough to know how weird and creepy this is. I 637 00:34:52,229 --> 00:34:55,429 Speaker 1: think I's agreed Billy Eilish and Jesse Brutherford think they 638 00:34:55,469 --> 00:35:00,189 Speaker 1: are edgy with their Halloween costumes. But it's so embarrassing. Ah, 639 00:35:01,069 --> 00:35:04,109 Speaker 1: people love that. I see the humor. I think it's 640 00:35:04,149 --> 00:35:05,909 Speaker 1: funny because you're all going to get upset because there's 641 00:35:05,909 --> 00:35:07,949 Speaker 1: an age gap relationship, and what she's done is she's 642 00:35:08,069 --> 00:35:15,869 Speaker 1: just as a baby. It is time for charges and sentences, Claire. 643 00:35:15,909 --> 00:35:19,349 Speaker 1: I'm going to go first, you know how. In a 644 00:35:19,389 --> 00:35:23,629 Speaker 1: detective novel, Crime novel, mystery novel. They say that the answer, 645 00:35:24,029 --> 00:35:26,909 Speaker 1: the key to unraveling the mystery exists on the first page. Yeah, 646 00:35:26,949 --> 00:35:28,989 Speaker 1: it was there all a long. It was there all long. Yeah. 647 00:35:29,229 --> 00:35:31,069 Speaker 1: Or you know, you watch crime show and they say 648 00:35:31,229 --> 00:35:33,829 Speaker 1: first scene, perpetrator was in the first scene. Yeah, that's 649 00:35:33,869 --> 00:35:40,229 Speaker 1: the little little rule. Her crime was there from the outset, right, 650 00:35:40,429 --> 00:35:43,949 Speaker 1: it was there straight away in my introduction. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 651 00:35:44,029 --> 00:35:47,869 Speaker 1: Her crime is that she was born in two thousand 652 00:35:47,909 --> 00:35:53,589 Speaker 1: and one. That's what Which was too soon ago? A hundred? Yeah, 653 00:35:53,629 --> 00:35:56,789 Speaker 1: she is simply too soon ago and too long ago. 654 00:35:56,949 --> 00:36:02,149 Speaker 1: Because too soon ago because she is a young person 655 00:36:02,189 --> 00:36:05,669 Speaker 1: in the public eye. But it's long enough that she 656 00:36:05,829 --> 00:36:09,149 Speaker 1: is verbal. Yes, yes, if she was a toddler, she 657 00:36:09,189 --> 00:36:12,989 Speaker 1: wouldn't be getting all trouble. She is simply too young 658 00:36:13,229 --> 00:36:17,109 Speaker 1: to be offering things such as reflections, opinions, and or comments. 659 00:36:17,949 --> 00:36:22,429 Speaker 1: And her fans are also born after the year two thousand. Again, 660 00:36:22,629 --> 00:36:24,629 Speaker 1: that makes them two and a half years old. They 661 00:36:24,669 --> 00:36:28,309 Speaker 1: shouldn't be on the internet with their bance no banned, 662 00:36:28,869 --> 00:36:31,429 Speaker 1: so of course they don't have fully formed thoughts and 663 00:36:31,509 --> 00:36:34,549 Speaker 1: accuse her of things that don't make sense. All of 664 00:36:34,589 --> 00:36:38,469 Speaker 1: you need to still be having naps. Yeah, you haven't 665 00:36:38,469 --> 00:36:40,109 Speaker 1: had your nap, and now you're shitty and you're on 666 00:36:40,109 --> 00:36:42,389 Speaker 1: the internet accusing people of queer baiting, and you need 667 00:36:42,429 --> 00:36:45,469 Speaker 1: your morning tea and your afternoon tea. Yes, exactly right, 668 00:36:45,509 --> 00:36:48,869 Speaker 1: and you've need to be in bed before eight. My sentence, 669 00:36:50,069 --> 00:36:56,029 Speaker 1: I sentence her to getting one year older every twelve months. No, 670 00:36:56,269 --> 00:36:59,749 Speaker 1: so after this, I think she should be twenty two, 671 00:36:59,829 --> 00:37:03,309 Speaker 1: then twenty two, then twenty three and so on, and 672 00:37:03,349 --> 00:37:06,469 Speaker 1: then maybe when she's fifty eight she can do another 673 00:37:06,669 --> 00:37:11,309 Speaker 1: interview where she's asked to reflect on poop and if 674 00:37:11,349 --> 00:37:15,549 Speaker 1: there's anything to add, would you say how many times? 675 00:37:15,629 --> 00:37:23,509 Speaker 1: How many times? And she'll say, upon reflection, I was 676 00:37:23,589 --> 00:37:28,709 Speaker 1: a doctor. I thought it was a good day. It 677 00:37:28,789 --> 00:37:32,429 Speaker 1: wasn't a day. I've had better days. I've had better days. 678 00:37:32,869 --> 00:37:36,069 Speaker 1: I'd be interested to know if her reflections have changed. 679 00:37:36,589 --> 00:37:39,589 Speaker 1: How About on sleepwalking. I think she'd find by it. 680 00:37:39,669 --> 00:37:42,709 Speaker 1: I think she'd find herself less judgmental after more years 681 00:37:42,709 --> 00:37:45,469 Speaker 1: of life experience. She'd say, you know what, did I 682 00:37:45,549 --> 00:37:50,429 Speaker 1: think that parents who sent their kids to school are selfish? Yeah? 683 00:37:50,429 --> 00:37:53,749 Speaker 1: I did, And then I grew up. It's all black 684 00:37:53,749 --> 00:37:56,909 Speaker 1: and white when you're young. And then you know, you go, 685 00:37:57,429 --> 00:38:04,229 Speaker 1: maybe sleepwalking is a victimless crime. Maybe sleepwalking is just 686 00:38:04,269 --> 00:38:07,829 Speaker 1: something some struggle with Claire. You know how in court 687 00:38:07,949 --> 00:38:09,789 Speaker 1: you're not allowed to just bring up new evidence during 688 00:38:09,869 --> 00:38:14,629 Speaker 1: charge and sentences. I just remembered something. Yes, Vanity Fair. 689 00:38:14,789 --> 00:38:16,869 Speaker 1: She's worked with Vanity Fair for years and years, right, 690 00:38:17,189 --> 00:38:20,389 Speaker 1: and she does like this interview with them every three year. Yeah, 691 00:38:20,589 --> 00:38:22,589 Speaker 1: this part of it, and it's been I always wonder 692 00:38:22,749 --> 00:38:25,149 Speaker 1: like when she did the first one, you don't know 693 00:38:25,229 --> 00:38:28,069 Speaker 1: it's gonna be Billie Eilish, you know, like you don't 694 00:38:28,109 --> 00:38:30,229 Speaker 1: know you're going to be doing it every year. Yeah. Yeah, 695 00:38:30,309 --> 00:38:32,669 Speaker 1: And you know when you've committed to doing something ongoing 696 00:38:33,469 --> 00:38:35,789 Speaker 1: and normally it's the second time you're doing it and 697 00:38:35,829 --> 00:38:37,589 Speaker 1: you're like, oh, I regret that. Yeah, it's everyone who 698 00:38:37,589 --> 00:38:39,549 Speaker 1: starts podcast. Yeah, they're just like, I didn't mean this 699 00:38:39,589 --> 00:38:42,029 Speaker 1: to be always. I got excited for the first yeah. Yeah, yeah, 700 00:38:42,069 --> 00:38:44,389 Speaker 1: I had energy in momentum, and now I don't want 701 00:38:44,389 --> 00:38:47,189 Speaker 1: to make it look Yeah. Anyway, she came to that 702 00:38:47,229 --> 00:38:49,829 Speaker 1: point from now on. In twenty twenty three, she was like, 703 00:38:49,909 --> 00:38:51,269 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do it every year. I'm gonna do 704 00:38:51,309 --> 00:38:54,389 Speaker 1: it every five years. And the reason I love this 705 00:38:54,709 --> 00:38:57,349 Speaker 1: is because it's a very lazy girl move. She's a 706 00:38:57,429 --> 00:38:59,869 Speaker 1: lazy girl. It's a very like she's leaning into her 707 00:38:59,949 --> 00:39:02,549 Speaker 1: boundary era on my fiel, Oh my god. And if 708 00:39:02,629 --> 00:39:04,589 Speaker 1: she do a Billie Eilish and it's like, we're not 709 00:39:04,589 --> 00:39:06,029 Speaker 1: going to do this weekly, We're gonna do it every 710 00:39:06,469 --> 00:39:09,189 Speaker 1: five weeks. So true, And I think it's part of 711 00:39:09,189 --> 00:39:11,869 Speaker 1: the charge. It's like, I think young people have to 712 00:39:11,949 --> 00:39:14,709 Speaker 1: learn that, like when you commit to something, you have 713 00:39:14,709 --> 00:39:17,389 Speaker 1: to follow through. Okay, So you love her for that, 714 00:39:17,469 --> 00:39:19,469 Speaker 1: but you also hate her for that. Yeah, Like I 715 00:39:19,549 --> 00:39:22,669 Speaker 1: just feel like she doesn't know the value of hard work. Okay, yeah, No, 716 00:39:22,709 --> 00:39:25,509 Speaker 1: Billy Eilish, define wads a lesson in hard work from you? 717 00:39:27,149 --> 00:39:30,349 Speaker 1: All right, my church? Yes, I articulated it slightly differently. 718 00:39:30,509 --> 00:39:34,229 Speaker 1: Being young, yeah right, okay, really young. Yeah, And what 719 00:39:34,269 --> 00:39:38,869 Speaker 1: we're seeing here is the chaos of you being young. 720 00:39:39,149 --> 00:39:41,429 Speaker 1: I've spent some time with some young people and I 721 00:39:41,469 --> 00:39:44,229 Speaker 1: sit at a table and I just go, you are 722 00:39:44,269 --> 00:39:49,789 Speaker 1: Ashley mad Is you any one year old? Yeah? And 723 00:39:49,829 --> 00:39:54,189 Speaker 1: they're just talking and I'm like, sh and you don't 724 00:39:54,309 --> 00:39:56,469 Speaker 1: put that on the internet. What are you talking about? 725 00:39:56,589 --> 00:39:56,749 Speaker 2: Yeah? 726 00:39:56,869 --> 00:39:58,989 Speaker 1: Which I'm sure is what people thought about me too. Yeah, 727 00:39:59,189 --> 00:40:02,269 Speaker 1: I'm for people think about it right now? Is yeah yeah, 728 00:40:02,389 --> 00:40:07,589 Speaker 1: anyone older than us says you idiots like yeah, yeah, amen, Yeah, 729 00:40:07,709 --> 00:40:11,749 Speaker 1: maybe we should go to jail. Skibbity toilete skibbity toilet. 730 00:40:12,189 --> 00:40:14,549 Speaker 1: That's what the young people are saying. I don't understand. 731 00:40:14,949 --> 00:40:16,949 Speaker 1: I can't remember what it means, but it's something that 732 00:40:17,349 --> 00:40:19,669 Speaker 1: maybe skibbity toilet means going to the toilet eight times 733 00:40:19,709 --> 00:40:23,389 Speaker 1: in a day. Oh my gosh. Maybe it came from Billy. Yeah. 734 00:40:23,589 --> 00:40:29,949 Speaker 1: So her crime is being young, correct, and her sentence. Okay. 735 00:40:30,589 --> 00:40:34,069 Speaker 1: The problem with Billy is that the person who writes 736 00:40:34,189 --> 00:40:37,709 Speaker 1: music with her is her brother, right, Finlay Finley Finley 737 00:40:39,589 --> 00:40:43,149 Speaker 1: I read it him. Yes, and she's absurdly talented and 738 00:40:43,189 --> 00:40:46,909 Speaker 1: he is absurdly talented, and together they are a force. Yes, 739 00:40:46,949 --> 00:40:49,269 Speaker 1: and they're just doing brilliant things. Yeah. And I think 740 00:40:49,309 --> 00:40:52,549 Speaker 1: because of that people have been like, there's magic there, 741 00:40:53,149 --> 00:40:56,989 Speaker 1: we'll leave it alone. And therefore she doesn't have lots 742 00:40:56,989 --> 00:41:01,069 Speaker 1: of layers of like, hey, Billy say less about sleepwalking. 743 00:41:01,909 --> 00:41:04,389 Speaker 1: Yeah right. I did think in that interview, I went, 744 00:41:04,749 --> 00:41:06,709 Speaker 1: you know how, you're at the playground and you're what 745 00:41:06,869 --> 00:41:08,549 Speaker 1: she kid do something and you see them run up 746 00:41:08,589 --> 00:41:10,509 Speaker 1: to someone and you're like, oh, they're about to take 747 00:41:10,589 --> 00:41:15,109 Speaker 1: that toy off that baby, then wipe their snot in 748 00:41:15,189 --> 00:41:17,949 Speaker 1: that baby's mouth, and then hit them on the head 749 00:41:17,949 --> 00:41:20,349 Speaker 1: with the toy they stole. And you actually interject and 750 00:41:20,429 --> 00:41:23,109 Speaker 1: you go, I'm actually gonna stop this. Where was her person? 751 00:41:23,229 --> 00:41:25,069 Speaker 1: That's her mother was in the room. I know her 752 00:41:25,109 --> 00:41:26,789 Speaker 1: mum was in the room when she was answering those things. 753 00:41:26,829 --> 00:41:29,869 Speaker 1: And I was like, when my eighteen year old daughter 754 00:41:30,789 --> 00:41:34,229 Speaker 1: is talking about her poop schedule to pitch for, Yeah, 755 00:41:34,389 --> 00:41:36,989 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go We're just gonna pull out. Yeah, we're 756 00:41:36,989 --> 00:41:39,749 Speaker 1: just gonna pull this interview. We're gonna have a little chat. Okay, 757 00:41:39,949 --> 00:41:43,709 Speaker 1: we talk about poop. You've won an academy. You're gonna 758 00:41:43,749 --> 00:41:46,869 Speaker 1: win an academy, and you can say, okay, come here, billy, Billy, Billy, 759 00:41:46,989 --> 00:41:53,109 Speaker 1: let's poop billy. I'm hearing you need to you go 760 00:41:53,149 --> 00:42:00,389 Speaker 1: to your business, you come back. We don't talk about okay. 761 00:42:00,669 --> 00:42:02,469 Speaker 1: You know how like when you're teaching your kid, it's 762 00:42:02,469 --> 00:42:04,349 Speaker 1: like you need to teach someone what's inside and what's out. 763 00:42:04,429 --> 00:42:06,789 Speaker 1: Yead I feel like they're still in the process she's young, Yeah, 764 00:42:07,029 --> 00:42:11,629 Speaker 1: learning inside, voice outside, Yes, all of that anyway. Yeah, 765 00:42:11,789 --> 00:42:15,949 Speaker 1: if I burbed like my parents, Mum still gets mad 766 00:42:15,989 --> 00:42:18,229 Speaker 1: when you Yeah, when I prap in public and fair enough, 767 00:42:18,229 --> 00:42:19,629 Speaker 1: if I did that in the middle of a film 768 00:42:19,629 --> 00:42:21,949 Speaker 1: and interview, Mum would be so she just think it 769 00:42:21,989 --> 00:42:25,149 Speaker 1: was disrespecting. Yeah, But I think the problem is that 770 00:42:25,189 --> 00:42:30,229 Speaker 1: because Billy is so magical, she is surrounded by yes people, Wow, 771 00:42:31,229 --> 00:42:35,389 Speaker 1: you were like, more about more, brilliant, beautiful, this interview, 772 00:42:35,589 --> 00:42:38,989 Speaker 1: nailing it, you slap all of that, Yeah, and it 773 00:42:39,149 --> 00:42:42,269 Speaker 1: keeps getting worse. And so what she needs is she 774 00:42:42,389 --> 00:42:46,389 Speaker 1: needs and no guy. He's just gonna say, look, my 775 00:42:46,469 --> 00:42:48,469 Speaker 1: job is let you go, let you go, let you go. 776 00:42:48,509 --> 00:42:51,869 Speaker 1: I'm gonna rear you back here, all right. So she 777 00:42:52,069 --> 00:42:56,029 Speaker 1: needs that guy until she passes the age of fifty 778 00:42:56,069 --> 00:42:58,709 Speaker 1: five and then she can say whatever she likes. I 779 00:42:58,829 --> 00:43:00,549 Speaker 1: like it because we know people of the age of 780 00:43:00,549 --> 00:43:05,469 Speaker 1: fifty five are always elegant and thoughtful. Jazz Donald Trump 781 00:43:06,669 --> 00:43:09,509 Speaker 1: Claire before we go Lazy Girls story. Billy Eilish's the 782 00:43:09,509 --> 00:43:12,989 Speaker 1: opposite to laz I think I think so too. She 783 00:43:13,029 --> 00:43:16,109 Speaker 1: sings a lot of things and writes a lot of things. 784 00:43:16,109 --> 00:43:20,309 Speaker 1: With their brother I think that if you put a 785 00:43:20,349 --> 00:43:22,389 Speaker 1: lazy girl on the stand, because that sort of looks 786 00:43:22,389 --> 00:43:23,589 Speaker 1: like they were putting her on the stand. I think 787 00:43:23,589 --> 00:43:24,949 Speaker 1: you put a lazy girl on the stand, you get 788 00:43:24,949 --> 00:43:26,989 Speaker 1: her to talk. I reckon, You get forty five seconds 789 00:43:26,989 --> 00:43:28,909 Speaker 1: and then she just stops and sits in the discomfort 790 00:43:29,469 --> 00:43:30,589 Speaker 1: and she's like, what do you want me to do? 791 00:43:30,629 --> 00:43:33,149 Speaker 1: Talk about my bowel movement. It's like, fuck, no, this 792 00:43:33,269 --> 00:43:37,349 Speaker 1: is done, not Billy, I'm tired. Well, Jesse, I've got 793 00:43:37,389 --> 00:43:40,389 Speaker 1: a lazy girl story for you. It's from Tracy without 794 00:43:40,469 --> 00:43:43,949 Speaker 1: an E, which will become important. It's a lazy way 795 00:43:43,949 --> 00:43:46,309 Speaker 1: to spell it. Okay, Yeah, Hi, Claire and Jesse love 796 00:43:46,349 --> 00:43:49,229 Speaker 1: your work. I have a lazy girl story that dates 797 00:43:49,269 --> 00:43:51,909 Speaker 1: back twenty six years. They're our favorite lazy girl story. 798 00:43:51,989 --> 00:43:52,149 Speaker 4: Yes. 799 00:43:52,349 --> 00:43:55,309 Speaker 1: And the thing is, Billie Eilish can't have a story 800 00:43:55,589 --> 00:43:57,429 Speaker 1: that goes back twenty six years because she doesn't have 801 00:43:57,469 --> 00:44:00,989 Speaker 1: that many years. When I got my driver's license at sixteen, 802 00:44:01,229 --> 00:44:04,429 Speaker 1: the RTA now service New South Wales, we know we 803 00:44:04,429 --> 00:44:08,549 Speaker 1: were the RTA days. The RTA person wrote my first 804 00:44:08,629 --> 00:44:12,829 Speaker 1: name incorrectly with an E instead of Tracy as per 805 00:44:12,869 --> 00:44:15,589 Speaker 1: my birth certificate. This happened to mum. Yep. I noticed 806 00:44:15,629 --> 00:44:17,869 Speaker 1: at the time, but couldn't be bothered going back in 807 00:44:18,029 --> 00:44:19,869 Speaker 1: just to change one letter. Yeah, and you don't want 808 00:44:19,909 --> 00:44:23,109 Speaker 1: to be rude. No, didn't think it'd be an issue. Well, 809 00:44:23,229 --> 00:44:26,029 Speaker 1: twenty four years later, it turns out it's very hard 810 00:44:26,109 --> 00:44:29,509 Speaker 1: to get a mortgage approved if your license doesn't match 811 00:44:29,549 --> 00:44:32,349 Speaker 1: your birth certificate. That's a job that's sitting on the 812 00:44:32,389 --> 00:44:34,989 Speaker 1: to do list for ten to twenty years. Yeah, this 813 00:44:35,029 --> 00:44:38,909 Speaker 1: is the problem with paperwork, honestly. And it's also I 814 00:44:38,949 --> 00:44:42,549 Speaker 1: didn't change my name after marriage. I guess maybe because 815 00:44:42,589 --> 00:44:46,149 Speaker 1: of like ideological reasons, but also for logistics for the paperwork. Yeah, 816 00:44:46,189 --> 00:44:47,949 Speaker 1: because it's like I'm not going in there. I haven't 817 00:44:47,989 --> 00:44:50,749 Speaker 1: changed my address on my license. Last time I went 818 00:44:50,789 --> 00:44:53,189 Speaker 1: to the RTA service New South Wales, I got a 819 00:44:53,229 --> 00:44:56,709 Speaker 1: fucking parking fine because it was in the city and 820 00:44:56,749 --> 00:44:58,749 Speaker 1: I was like the irony because I was there for 821 00:44:58,789 --> 00:45:00,789 Speaker 1: so long and I didn't pay my parking. I got 822 00:45:00,789 --> 00:45:03,709 Speaker 1: in trouble. I got pulled over by the police and 823 00:45:04,109 --> 00:45:06,189 Speaker 1: I got in trouble because they said is this your 824 00:45:06,229 --> 00:45:08,149 Speaker 1: current address? And for some reason I was honest and 825 00:45:08,149 --> 00:45:10,909 Speaker 1: I said no. They said, oh, was that a problem? 826 00:45:10,989 --> 00:45:12,989 Speaker 1: And they said, it's got to be your current address. 827 00:45:13,309 --> 00:45:18,309 Speaker 1: They find me. I mean, I was also like speaking, whatever, 828 00:45:19,149 --> 00:45:21,349 Speaker 1: what's happened to Tracy? She said? Did I go into 829 00:45:21,389 --> 00:45:23,429 Speaker 1: service New South? I was, and get this fixed? I 830 00:45:23,469 --> 00:45:25,869 Speaker 1: did not. I thought it would be a huge weight 831 00:45:25,949 --> 00:45:29,749 Speaker 1: in line. Yes it would, it would. That's called foresight. 832 00:45:30,109 --> 00:45:34,589 Speaker 1: Surely that was another way the frustrated mortgage broker was 833 00:45:34,589 --> 00:45:37,429 Speaker 1: trying to get all our paperwork. Mortgage brokers all they 834 00:45:37,469 --> 00:45:41,029 Speaker 1: do is ask, ask, ask. It's always like I need 835 00:45:41,029 --> 00:45:42,749 Speaker 1: more from you, and I'm like, what am I paying 836 00:45:42,749 --> 00:45:48,229 Speaker 1: you for it? We pay? Who's pay? Who are you? 837 00:45:50,069 --> 00:45:52,189 Speaker 1: To get all our paperwork finalized quickly so we could 838 00:45:52,189 --> 00:45:54,109 Speaker 1: buy our house. So he said that we would try 839 00:45:54,189 --> 00:45:57,149 Speaker 1: and see if the bank would accept a statutory declaration 840 00:45:57,309 --> 00:46:01,429 Speaker 1: confirming my name is Tracy. So I just signed the 841 00:46:01,429 --> 00:46:04,189 Speaker 1: stat deck Where the stat deck come from? Tracy, you 842 00:46:04,309 --> 00:46:08,149 Speaker 1: left that out and luckily they approved, so you never 843 00:46:08,189 --> 00:46:10,589 Speaker 1: had to go. And this is the thing. Years later, 844 00:46:10,709 --> 00:46:14,509 Speaker 1: I finally updated my name on my license. Took about 845 00:46:14,509 --> 00:46:21,069 Speaker 1: two minutes. A Tracy, my goodness, life admin. 846 00:46:21,309 --> 00:46:21,549 Speaker 5: Tick. 847 00:46:21,829 --> 00:46:26,069 Speaker 1: Will I learn from this? Probably not? Thanks Tracy? Without me? Oh, 848 00:46:26,109 --> 00:46:27,669 Speaker 1: I love it. I thought that Tracy was going to say, 849 00:46:27,789 --> 00:46:30,069 Speaker 1: just changed the spelling. Yeah, I know, went bad. I 850 00:46:30,229 --> 00:46:32,349 Speaker 1: changed my name based on the films. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 851 00:46:32,429 --> 00:46:36,949 Speaker 1: go back to your birth stu wikit. Thank you so 852 00:46:37,069 --> 00:46:40,309 Speaker 1: much for joining us on this episode of Canceled. The 853 00:46:40,349 --> 00:46:43,949 Speaker 1: executive producer of Canceled is Kim Bradish, with audio production 854 00:46:44,069 --> 00:46:46,589 Speaker 1: by Leah Porches. You can also follow us on The 855 00:46:46,589 --> 00:46:49,629 Speaker 1: Twins Underscore thoughts. We share a bunch of reels behind 856 00:46:49,629 --> 00:46:52,469 Speaker 1: the scenes all of those such things. And also, yeah, 857 00:46:52,549 --> 00:46:56,869 Speaker 1: we'll leaning back into TikTok. If you've been with us, 858 00:46:56,949 --> 00:47:00,589 Speaker 1: you'll know we go through periods of hyperfixation and then 859 00:47:00,949 --> 00:47:02,509 Speaker 1: we don't do anything, and then every now and then 860 00:47:02,509 --> 00:47:05,029 Speaker 1: we're like, hey, guys, you've got any TikTok ideas for us, 861 00:47:05,149 --> 00:47:09,549 Speaker 1: and everyone's like, I don't work for you. Thank you 862 00:47:09,549 --> 00:47:16,189 Speaker 1: for joining us. We'll be back next week. Bye bye,