Speaker 1: You're listening to a MoMA Mia podcast.
Speaker 2: Mom and Maya acknowledges the traditional owners of land and
Speaker 2: waters that this podcast is recorded on Hello. You might
Speaker 2: have seen the breaking news over last week which everything
Speaker 2: stopped because it's really upsetting. Is it upsetting? Because I
Speaker 2: quite liked it. But look, the point is that Jacober
Speaker 2: LORDI our good friend, Jacob A LORDI, one of our own. Yep.
Speaker 2: He has a bed, he debuted he debuted a beard
Speaker 2: at the Marrakesh Film Festival. The Internet had some opinions
Speaker 2: about him, and that's why we're sharing this episode with
Speaker 2: you today. We all love Jacob because he's Australian, he's tall, yep,
Speaker 2: and he stars in Euphoria and Saltburn and The Kissing
Speaker 2: Booth one, two and three. We did a big episode
Speaker 2: on him after he starred in Saltburn and we thought
Speaker 2: that you might like to revisit it given the beard controversy.
Speaker 2: And also this is a little treat in the lead
Speaker 2: up to our Tuesday episode, which is all about the
Speaker 2: uncancellable Zendeia allegedly in our a short time romance with Jacob.
Speaker 2: Apparently they once dated. We do not have that on
Speaker 2: any authority. Whatsoever. But I feel as though this is
Speaker 2: important background. Jacob e LORDI the story of Jacob Elordie.
Speaker 2: So here is everything a Lazy Girl needs to know
Speaker 2: about Jacob Elordi. Hello, and welcome to cancel the podcast
Speaker 2: that looks at silly celebrity crimes and as science charges
Speaker 2: and sentences to them so we can all move on
Speaker 2: with our lives. I'm Jesse Stevens. And before I throw
Speaker 2: to you, Claire, as we say, we do put celebrities
Speaker 2: on trial. One such celebrity was near your house the
Speaker 2: other day. Yeah, and you said that a mum was
Speaker 2: walking up and down the street. She came back and
Speaker 2: mum said, oh, I've seen a celebrity. Tell me what
Speaker 2: mum saw and how she was taken by the celebrity present.
Speaker 2: So I was getting my nails done and I saw
Speaker 2: a picture that Courtney Kardashi in the old Lazy Girl.
Speaker 2: Courtney Cutashi her children, and you like her children. I
Speaker 2: do really like a children. Know who all of them are.
Speaker 2: She was in Bondy Afternoon Il. Yeah, you know I
Speaker 2: don't like sugar. And I saw that and I went,
Speaker 2: how funny is that that Courtney Kardashian is on that
Speaker 2: street and so is my mum right now. So then
Speaker 2: Mum comes and she's got the pram and she's like
Speaker 2: I saw because I saw this story, and I went,
Speaker 2: Courtney will look into the pram and she'll go, what
Speaker 2: a beautiful bat, and she'll fuss over Matilda and then
Speaker 2: we're going to say, Matilda, you won't believe it, the
Speaker 2: original lazy girl. Yes, stopped and thought you were beautiful. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you had a connection. And so mum came and met
Speaker 2: me and she said, I saw a celebrity and I thought,
Speaker 2: she's seen Courtney Kardashian and she's not gonna know what
Speaker 2: it is, but she's going to have noticed people taking photos. No,
Speaker 2: I wasn't Courtney Kardashian. Who are it? Barry Duboi from
Speaker 2: the living room she saw it, said he's looking great,
Speaker 2: as fit as I can possibly be and physically, mentally
Speaker 2: and in every way. There is there's something I'm just
Speaker 2: sell Australian about Mum being like Courteen Barry Courtney, who
Speaker 2: I saw Barry. He's on the living room, Mum. The
Speaker 2: living room isn't not anymore. But I'm so glad that
Speaker 2: you saw Barry. I really like that story. You are
Speaker 2: clear Stevens, I am Clere Stevens and Claire. You have
Speaker 2: a lazy girl story for us today? Yeah, I have
Speaker 2: a bit of a personal one. I think you were
Speaker 2: too lazy to go to the inbox. Yeah, no, I was.
Speaker 2: Our episode last week was about birth, and you have,
Speaker 2: I believe, shared one times lazy girl story about your baby.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, so I've just got one time lazy
Speaker 2: girl story about my baby. It's unsurprising that I've given
Speaker 2: birth to a lazy girl. But so we have had
Speaker 2: issues from the beginning with feeding. All right, a lot
Speaker 2: of people have issues with feeding. She's a drunkie girl.
Speaker 2: That's not the issue. She struggles to lutch to the best. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: do the best. And so we went to a specialist
Speaker 2: the other day and I went in. I said, hello,
Speaker 2: broken baby. She's getting plenty of milk, I'm pumping, I'm
Speaker 2: doing all the things. But you know a thing is
Speaker 2: she's latching. I said, maybe she's got a tongue tie
Speaker 2: or something. TikTok. Yes, that there may be something with
Speaker 2: her mouth. There may be something with my breast, something
Speaker 2: that isn't working. Lactasian consultant takes her time, looks at everything,
Speaker 2: real thorough physical examination. She goes, you've got a chalky baby.
Speaker 2: Well done, thank you very much, and then she says, Okay,
Speaker 2: this is my professional opinion. Baby's fine. Baby's mouth is fine,
Speaker 2: Your booby's fine. Oh she's too lazy. She's a lazy girl.
Speaker 2: She did. On today's episode, we're talking about one Jacob Alordie.
Speaker 3: Cool actor Jacob A Lordie plummets his death from Hollywood sign. Maggot,
Speaker 3: you're you know, you're absolutely maggot. You're just off your face, drunk,
Speaker 3: falling on the floor, maggot.
Speaker 2: Jacob was born in Brisbane, Australia. And we should state
Speaker 2: for the record before we get into it. We've said
Speaker 2: it once, we'll say it again. We like people from Brisbane. Okay,
Speaker 2: not only do we like people from Brisbane. Blanket statement,
Speaker 2: People from Brisbane are hot. Name me an unattractive person
Speaker 2: from Brisbane. Okay. Yes. And I'll also say I've never
Speaker 2: met someone from Brisbane I don't like. Yeah, they often
Speaker 2: like them. And I'll get talking to someone and I'll go, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: where are you. I knew it, Yeah, I knew it
Speaker 2: was Brisbane. Why is it hot and cool? They're hot
Speaker 2: and cool, and they don't have the Sydney Melbourne complex
Speaker 2: like they're a little bit of an underdog. I like
Speaker 2: people from Brisbane, so this fact didn't necessarily surprise me.
Speaker 2: Jacob was born in nineteen ninety seven, that which makes
Speaker 2: him four. He broke his back playing rugby in high school,
Speaker 2: so he turned his focus to acting. Because he's tall
Speaker 2: and he's big, so he'd be good at sport. He's
Speaker 2: nearly two meters tall. He's so so tall. At nineteen,
Speaker 2: he moved to La to pursue acting and landed a
Speaker 2: role in a film called The Kissing Booth on Netflix.
Speaker 2: We'll get to that, we real anyway, He's in La
Speaker 2: apparently sometimes sleeping in his car with not a lot
Speaker 2: of money left. It sounds unlikely. He went to private school,
Speaker 2: and he decided he would do one last audition before
Speaker 2: moving home. He auditioned for a little program called Euphoria,
Speaker 2: which is one of the most watched HBO shows in
Speaker 2: all of history and also has attracted a number of
Speaker 2: Emmy nominations. Most recently, he was in Saltburn as Hot Felix, Fuck,
Speaker 2: That's kind are You? And this year he will also
Speaker 2: be in Priscilla playing Elvis, but he will always be
Speaker 2: our Jacob. My structure for today is as follows, The
Speaker 2: Kissing Booth Movie, The Kissing Booth Movie two, and the
Speaker 2: Kissing Booth Movie three movie the time he then slammed
Speaker 2: his Kissing Booth movies. Yeah, his girlfriends, including the one
Speaker 2: who cheated try and get into Yuni. No one remember that?
Speaker 2: Do you remember her? Does her name? Ring a bell?
Speaker 2: An appearance on SNL? Have you seen any of this?
Speaker 1: Ah?
Speaker 2: Either, I've seen bits and pieces, I haven't analyzed it. Okay,
Speaker 2: full and finally, and most importantly, that incident at the
Speaker 2: Chloe the Kissing Booth. We've been bestie since the day
Speaker 2: we were born? How have we stayed so close? We
Speaker 2: have a set of rules like rule number two never
Speaker 2: tell anyone else our secrets or rule number nine.
Speaker 4: These older brother Flynn, he's stupid hard but totally ask.
Speaker 2: Limits, where did you get the boosh? I have not
Speaker 2: watched this because I am not twelve, Claire, I have
Speaker 2: obviously watched it. I think of these are the films
Speaker 2: I love the most. Okay, can you just I'll get
Speaker 2: just some top line? Yeah. Fifteen percent on Rotten Tomatoes
Speaker 2: seems fair. I watched the trailer and here's what I
Speaker 2: have to say about it. Is it the Shawshank Redemption? No,
Speaker 2: but Jacob A. Laudie is being hot, and I would
Speaker 2: watch it on a sad Saturday. I would. I think
Speaker 2: the premise is interesting, creative, compelling, full of tension. I
Speaker 2: quite like the idea of a hot older brother you're
Speaker 2: not allowed to kiss. I don't totally understand the kissing
Speaker 2: booth thing. It feels a bit sex worky in a
Speaker 2: high school context. But that's fine. Okay, the kissing booth
Speaker 2: discussed Well, firstly, I did kind of look up what
Speaker 2: the general sense spots and here's a bit of a
Speaker 2: line about it. The film was largely panned by critics
Speaker 2: who deemed it storyline and themes to be cliched. That
Speaker 2: kind of sums it up, okay. Basically, so, it's Jacob
Speaker 2: A Lordie as Noah and his little brother Lee is
Speaker 2: best friends with El and Elle is played by Joey King.
Speaker 2: The hard thing about watching this film more recently as
Speaker 2: I did, is that I see Joey King as Gypsy Rose. Okay,
Speaker 2: because Gypsy I went on Joey King what she been
Speaker 2: in and then I realized she was Gypsy Rose. She
Speaker 2: is Gypsy Road Blanchard in the very popular series but
Speaker 2: the act I didn't watch that, but I do know
Speaker 2: she was Gypsy. Yeah and so she her mum had
Speaker 2: munch houses. Yeah, yeah, is sick but not really. Yeah
Speaker 2: and so, and she's got the voice that's like my
Speaker 2: mum already is my best friend. But the thing is
Speaker 2: a few years ago she had gave me this little
Speaker 2: glass house and she said, one day this will be yours.
Speaker 2: So you watching the Kissing Booth, I was like, Gypsy
Speaker 2: at you out at school. Shouldn't be kissing anyone. You
Speaker 2: could be condagerous. You're not well. You're not well except
Speaker 2: that you're fine. So Jacob plays Noah. The very interesting
Speaker 2: thing here is that I went into it thinking, is
Speaker 2: he a sexy boy? Given that this was an earlier role.
Speaker 2: Has he developed into sexually? Has he always been young?
Speaker 2: I think it was like nineteen or something. He's so sexy,
Speaker 2: a sexy boy boy. He is so hot. It's absurd.
Speaker 2: It's a terrible film. The dialogue is so creamed, everything
Speaker 2: about it. So why is there a kissing booth? Some
Speaker 2: kind of fundraiser for the school? And Joey King's character
Speaker 2: Elle and her best friend Lee. They danced together in
Speaker 2: a social way, but somehow they dancing hobby means they
Speaker 2: have to do a fundraiser, and they come up with
Speaker 2: the idea of doing a kissing booth and is Jacob
Speaker 2: Elodie the kissing well. She tries to get Jacob Elodie
Speaker 2: to be in the kissing booth and he's like no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: And then she is in the kissing booth and the
Speaker 2: person is blindfolded. No, that's her, unclear, and he kisses
Speaker 2: her and she doesn't know who it is there. It's
Speaker 2: like a glory hole. It's like a glory hole, but
Speaker 2: kiss exactly. And he kisses her and she's like, oh
Speaker 2: my god. And then she looks and it's Jacob al
Speaker 2: I just can't believe. It's got three movies worth of content. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: so he didn't watch two or three. I wouldn't recommend
Speaker 2: anybody do that. But so basically the problem is that
Speaker 2: her and her best friend Lee have nine friendship rules,
Speaker 2: and one of the friendship rules is you can't hook
Speaker 2: up with my brother. And she hooks up with him
Speaker 2: and she falls in love with him. Have a lot
Speaker 2: of sex. Oh, which I'm like, cool, I thought this
Speaker 2: was a PG type movie. Yeah, me too. No, it's
Speaker 2: sexy that because I guess they got Jacob Lordie and
Speaker 2: they're like, we can't just be kissing here the man.
Speaker 2: Let's let's make this a bit pwny, because no one
Speaker 2: is hornier than a thirteen year old girl four Jacob
Speaker 2: Lady now notes I had he's topless so much. Why
Speaker 2: is he sexism hot? He's quite sexist in the film,
Speaker 2: but gives me a little bit of something something. He's
Speaker 2: got a side fringe. I'm actually not into that because
Speaker 2: it's quite jelled. Yeah, no, it's not. It's not. But
Speaker 2: the fact that he can be hot despite the side
Speaker 2: fringe speaks volumes. I've got the acting is appalling. It's
Speaker 2: an objectively embarrassing movie. Then I've got he's so hot. Oh,
Speaker 2: it's so lame. So it's like a guy goes after
Speaker 2: l and then he's like, she said no, she said no,
Speaker 2: she said no. Warren punches him. It's just galent that
Speaker 2: I cannot explain. How is my little brother? Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Now the interesting thing is something that doesn't make sense
Speaker 2: about the film is that Noah, all he does is
Speaker 2: get into fights. Doesn't seem particularly academic. But the big
Speaker 2: tension is that he did get into Harvard, so he'll
Speaker 2: be moving away. Wow. Him getting into a college, I
Speaker 2: think is the theme that might emerge later in this episode. Interesting.
Speaker 2: But then in the second and third movies are still
Speaker 2: just like tension between like will they won't they? And
Speaker 2: it's like, we'll not going to stay in three films
Speaker 2: they will because he's look at his face, Yeah, this
Speaker 2: isn't Lord of the Rings. Moving on to the time
Speaker 2: Jacob Alortie was mean about the Kissing Booth. We've said
Speaker 2: this before about Robert Pattinson when he slagged off Twilight.
Speaker 2: Was Twilight weird and cringe and problematic. Absolutely, we have
Speaker 2: made episodes of this show on that subject. Is Robert
Speaker 2: allowed to say that no, you were in it? Only
Speaker 2: we may say that yes, Which brings me to Jacob.
Speaker 2: In twenty twenty three, he does an interview with GQ,
Speaker 2: and Jacob said that the movies ridiculous and basically he
Speaker 2: did them to do whatever the fuck he had to
Speaker 2: do to become an actor in the US. He said,
Speaker 2: I didn't want to make the movies before I made
Speaker 2: those movies. Those movies are ridiculous, They're not universal. There
Speaker 2: in Escape, I'm a purist and love the movie theater.
Speaker 2: So I had this weird moral battle of what am
Speaker 2: I aiding and a betting? Am I the face of
Speaker 2: this robotic, terrifying new age? Am I murdering this thing
Speaker 2: that I love? He shared all of this, and it's like,
Speaker 2: you're nineteen. Sure, yeah, chill, you're on your way up.
Speaker 2: We all do some terrible works. Yeah, and you feel
Speaker 2: shame about the kissing booth. We feel shame about the
Speaker 2: kissing booth. Doesn't preclude us from enjoying it. No, there
Speaker 2: can be joy found. Okay, A couple of things. One,
Speaker 2: he is excellent in the Kissing Yeah, he can act.
Speaker 2: Be proud the man can act. He's not a bad actor.
Speaker 2: He committed. He committed, and I think that's impressive to
Speaker 2: commit to art in that context. Yeah. Now, secondly, I
Speaker 2: don't like that when bad art is made, it appears
Speaker 2: that men are able to be like self deprecating about
Speaker 2: it and women aren't. Yeah, like Kristen was her name,
Speaker 2: Christen Stewart, she had to come out and make fun
Speaker 2: of Twilight. Well, I guess I think about Robert Pattinson
Speaker 2: is though, it's like he never went on to do Saltburn,
Speaker 2: so that's what was annoying Twilight and it's like, no,
Speaker 2: go on, name another thing, yeah that you do you
Speaker 2: art then, yeah, and he's like Twilight wasn't art and
Speaker 2: it's like do oh your music career really, whereas Jacob
Speaker 2: is Elvis Yeah, so it's like, yeah, I guess that
Speaker 2: is embarrassed you did progress. But I mean, Joey King
Speaker 2: doesn't get to make fun of the Kissing Booth because
Speaker 2: I think it's when it is four female fans, So
Speaker 2: Joey King can't make fun of it because then she's
Speaker 2: making fun of herself and she's making fun of women. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Whereas when Jacob e Lordie says it, we all think
Speaker 2: it's fine. I don't know. I don't like him dismissing
Speaker 2: The magazine pointed out that some might see his trashing
Speaker 2: of the Kissing Booth movies as ungrateful or pretentious, and
Speaker 2: he responded with, how is caring about your output pretentious?
Speaker 2: But not caring and knowingly feeding people's shit, knowing that
Speaker 2: you're making money off of people's time, which is literally
Speaker 2: the most valuable thing they have. How is that the
Speaker 2: cool thing? Why are you the kissing business?
Speaker 5: Mush?
Speaker 2: See here's the thing now, I feel embarrassed about watching
Speaker 2: the Kissing Book, and it's like, if you care so
Speaker 2: much about people's time, then why do you make a
Speaker 2: kissing one, two and three three. It's like you made
Speaker 2: it a way through part two and go, oh, this
Speaker 2: is a waste of people's time, in which case, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm surprised it took him that long. Is there a
Speaker 2: bigger issue at play? Of course that Netflix is making
Speaker 2: films based on pure algorithms. They're going films that are
Speaker 2: clearly written by AI. We know this. We know this
Speaker 2: because there is not one line of dialogue in that
Speaker 2: entire film that has not already been said that it's
Speaker 2: not been brokay from films that work, such as every
Speaker 2: Boy I Have Kissed Before like that. It's just all
Speaker 2: the volume, all the boys I've kissed before, the summer
Speaker 2: I tender. I feel like these are all the same film. Yeah, Anyway.
Speaker 2: In twenty twenty two, a Lordie said those movies meant
Speaker 2: there was increased paparazzi tension, which almost made him quit
Speaker 2: acting entirely. Give him a tiny violin Claire. Is it
Speaker 2: a big respect your roots he came from? This is
Speaker 2: one I don't enjoy a Margo a Chris Hemsworth coming
Speaker 2: out on neighbors or home and away. Nah.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: I think what he's doing is it's also kind of
Speaker 2: shitting on the other people who were in that. And
Speaker 2: there are people who were in that and they didn't
Speaker 2: get more work. That's the pinnacle of their career. The
Speaker 2: guy who played his little brother, haven't seen these him.
Speaker 2: He will go to parties in LA and people will say,
Speaker 2: what were you in? What were you in? He say, oh,
Speaker 2: that film Jacob hates. Yeah, and he'll say yeah, one
Speaker 2: two film that was a stepping stone for Jacob Alordi
Speaker 2: the start. I was a stone and I was stepped Yeah.
Speaker 2: The Kissing Booth one two and also five hundred should
Speaker 2: also start. A young actor named Joey King akaa Gypsy
Speaker 2: Rosie and her and Jacob actually dated for a little while,
Speaker 2: which was surprising to me because she's quite short, so
Speaker 2: it's a big height difference. Yeah, and well they broke
Speaker 2: up and it could that could have been white. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The point is she's pissed about his comments. She came
Speaker 2: out and said, I think it's unfortunate anyone would feel
Speaker 2: that way. I had a great time making those movies,
Speaker 2: no matter what anyone says. But she doesn't mean no
Speaker 2: matter what anyone says, she mays, no matter what Jacob says.
Speaker 2: I also thought that Jacob Elodie came out and said
Speaker 2: he had never seen Kissing Booth two. He never saw
Speaker 2: the film. I think that's disrespectful. Yeah, you should see
Speaker 2: the film that you're in, because how can you know
Speaker 2: it's bad if you could have been edited really well
Speaker 2: and it's like, don't thrust that on me. Yeah, to
Speaker 2: decide whether or not it is good, the least you
Speaker 2: can do is also watch it. Yeah, so he said,
Speaker 2: I didn't say he did watch Kissing Booth three. Yeah,
Speaker 2: well so he doesn't. He didn't see it. You think
Speaker 2: you're better than the Kissing Booth. Yes, yes, he doesn't.
Speaker 2: He go to the premiere, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: And as I say, he signed on for three, So
Speaker 2: how did he know how to act in three if
Speaker 2: you didn't know what happened in two Girlfriends? Especially the
Speaker 2: college scandal one has previously mentioned. Jacob dated this Joey
Speaker 2: King lass for a hot minute. But since then he
Speaker 2: has had a number of high profile girlfriends, including Kai
Speaker 2: Gerber Yes, who is the daughter of Sydney Crawford. Also Zendaya.
Speaker 2: He dated end I didn't get that because they would
Speaker 2: have hung out on your four r. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: that's so hot. That is he's very with now. Oh
Speaker 2: Tom Holland, I get him and Timothy mixed up. Yeah, No,
Speaker 2: Tom Holland, little spider Man guy. Yeah, that's quite a
Speaker 2: fa right cos okay to mare. But the thing is
Speaker 2: that jacobal Aldi seems very ol Date'll date my coaster,
Speaker 2: my coaster, I'll date my Hollywood equivalent for a hot minute.
Speaker 2: Then we've got Olivia Jade. Oh, Jesse, I don't know
Speaker 2: who Olivia Jade is. Well, give me one moment. Olivia
Speaker 2: is a daughter of Laurie Laughlin aka the American actress
Speaker 2: from Full House. Olivia is big on YouTube and Instagram,
Speaker 2: but the reason you might know her is because of
Speaker 2: her fraudulent application to the University of Southern Carolina. Back
Speaker 2: in twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1: Actress Laurie Lackland was accused, along with her fashion designer husband,
Speaker 1: of paying five hundred thousand dollars in bribes to get
Speaker 1: her two daughters into USC by posing them as recruits
Speaker 1: on the crew team.
Speaker 2: I accidentally I got hyper focus on the Livia Jade.
Speaker 2: In twenty seventeen, Olivia was singing along to Stevie Wonders
Speaker 2: signed Still Delivered. I'm yours in the car. This is
Speaker 2: so real. No, please tell me. I need to know
Speaker 2: about how she was singing. There is footage she was
Speaker 2: filming herself with her phone and she did have a
Speaker 2: car crash. I just got in her accident, vogguing this moment.
Speaker 2: But that was really scary. Some guy to hit me
Speaker 2: and then I had the leading in front of me.
Speaker 5: I'm shaking, not hurt. I had hurts a little, but
Speaker 5: it was just like more panic, I think.
Speaker 2: But no, technically the car behind her crashed into her
Speaker 2: and then she hit the car in front. But she
Speaker 2: was filming and posting a vlog about it, and in
Speaker 2: that vlog she pledged never to text and drive at
Speaker 2: the wheel again. Wow, because she said it's dangerous to
Speaker 2: be distracted while driving is brand new information. She should
Speaker 2: chat to Lara about road rules and safety. I just
Speaker 2: don't need like an eighteen year old Olivia Jade telling
Speaker 2: me not to text and drive when she's in an
Speaker 2: accident and she's currently filming in a moving vehicle. I
Speaker 2: don't need it. And I see it all the time.
Speaker 2: I see people they've got their phone, and this is her.
Speaker 2: She has her phone like on the dashboard and she's
Speaker 2: singing Stevie Wonder signed Silk Livid, I'm yours and ah.
Speaker 2: She keeps looking at the camera because she's like looking
Speaker 2: at herself or whatever. And then she had a car
Speaker 2: accident and I was like, well, did they crash into
Speaker 2: you or did you crash into them? Anyway, apparently there
Speaker 2: was smoke coming out the back of her car. Truckman
Speaker 2: had to pull her over and go, your car's on fire,
Speaker 2: and her mum had to pick her up. Now it's
Speaker 2: twenty eighteen. Olivia poses on a rowing machine, which is
Speaker 2: later submitted as part of her college application. The implication
Speaker 2: was that she was a competitive rower, which she was
Speaker 2: not at the time. Her parents also bribed a coach
Speaker 2: at the college just a little bit to the sum
Speaker 2: of half a million US dollars to say she was
Speaker 2: a real athletic prospect. I cannot emphasize this enough. She
Speaker 2: was not a real prospect. The problem with this lie
Speaker 2: is so you get in and they say, Olivia j
Speaker 2: this is like you and navel and oh my god.
Speaker 2: So when we're in high school, we Claire and I
Speaker 2: were forced to go in athletic competitions. And then once
Speaker 2: you threw a javelin and I think it accidentally got
Speaker 2: some wind. There was accidentally a bit of wind on
Speaker 2: the javelin, and they said that was a good shot,
Speaker 2: and you were like, I don't really want to take
Speaker 2: my other ones, and you walked off. And then this
Speaker 2: list comes out of people who progress to the next
Speaker 2: round the regional competition, and they were like, Claire, you
Speaker 2: got through for javelin, and you were like, this is
Speaker 2: my single words mayor, and then you never went. I
Speaker 2: didn't think I went. It was like you got into state.
Speaker 2: What I got throw a javelin? I got throw a shit.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, was it simply an error? It could
Speaker 2: have been a rounding era. I think maybe, like I
Speaker 2: threw a javelin, but somebody else has thrown a javelin.
Speaker 2: I think maybe no one else did javelin. No, no,
Speaker 2: that's also a distinct possibility. Fuck fuck fuck. But the
Speaker 2: problem is when yeah, you pretend to be good at
Speaker 2: and then I can't imagine anything worse than going to college.
Speaker 2: And they say his the rowing team get in a
Speaker 2: row boat, which is not called a rowboat. It's called
Speaker 2: a called it's called a kayak, it's not a kayak.
Speaker 2: And here's an aw. I think, now here's an all everybody,
Speaker 2: everybody go do your thing. And there are all these
Speaker 2: rowing girls you don't know, and they're yelling the things
Speaker 2: going one, two, three, four, and you're just now. Levia
Speaker 2: Jade is in the middle like, I don't row, I flog,
Speaker 2: I can I flog this? And she will be like
Speaker 2: layd down Sally. She will be like laydown Sally when
Speaker 2: he was rowing. And then the famous area is an
Speaker 2: Australian famous rower. I don't know if it was the Olympics,
Speaker 2: but they were rowing and then I think she passed
Speaker 2: out or something and everyone was like layd down Sally
Speaker 2: and she was ridiculed. It's probably incredibly, incredibly sad, but
Speaker 2: all I'm saying is that that's is that Olivia Jade
Speaker 2: is going to go very lay down Sally. Anyway. So
Speaker 2: Olivia gets accepted and she's on her YouTube channel saying
Speaker 2: things like I don't know how.
Speaker 5: Much of school I'm going to attend, but I'm going
Speaker 5: to go in and talk to my deans and everyone
Speaker 5: and hope that I can try and balance it all.
Speaker 5: But I do want the experience of like game days, partying.
Speaker 5: I don't really care about school.
Speaker 2: And she also actively gave advice on how to apply
Speaker 2: to university on her YouTube channel. You could cheat, for example,
Speaker 2: you could cheat, you could you could have a million
Speaker 2: dollars bribery helps. Then it's March twenty nineteen. Olivia is
Speaker 2: minding her own business on a super yacht in the
Speaker 2: Bahamas when her parents get arrested for their alleged involvement
Speaker 2: in the conspiracy. I need you to know that Olivia
Speaker 2: was on a friend's yacht. That friend's father, who owned
Speaker 2: the yacht, was on the board of trustees at the
Speaker 2: University of Seeing. Oh okay, so it seems like there
Speaker 2: was a lot. There was a laughing, and she was
Speaker 2: sitting there and like, the FBI is all like, oh,
Speaker 2: we've rested your parents to this conspiracy, and she's like,
Speaker 2: what conspiracy? And they're like, are you on a one
Speaker 2: hundred million dollar yacht in the Bahamas with a guy
Speaker 2: on the board of this university. Yeah, but so, but
Speaker 2: say that's a relevant in everyone. No, no, not. Olivia
Speaker 2: never went to the college for fear of being bullied.
Speaker 2: Oh the poor thing hurt. Mum and dad both pleaded
Speaker 2: guilty and did prison time.
Speaker 4: Actress Lori Lachlan got emotional as a judge sends her
Speaker 4: to two months in prison for her role in the
Speaker 4: college admission scandal. Prosecutor say her husband, fashion designer Massimogia Newley,
Speaker 4: had a more active role and was sentenced to five months.
Speaker 4: At times, a judge express outrage, calling out the couple's greed,
Speaker 4: telling Lachlan, we can only hope you will spend the
Speaker 4: rest of your charmed life to make amends.
Speaker 2: Imagine your parent going to prison because they lied to
Speaker 2: get you into college and you don't even really want
Speaker 2: to go. You don't go because you don't want to
Speaker 2: get bullied. Oh if I was the mom, I'm in prison,
Speaker 2: I'm like, ah, it's like you better you go and
Speaker 2: you get bullied. Yeah, honestly, I have sacrificed a lot.
Speaker 2: You pretend like you can wrote any So that's Jacob's
Speaker 2: current girlfriend, Olivia, and it has been very on again,
Speaker 2: off again it's a shame that that's all she's known for,
Speaker 2: because maybe she's way for the car crash. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: But maybe she's lovely, maybe she's funny, maybe she's interesting.
Speaker 2: She's definitely beautiful, that's true. But she could be a
Speaker 2: great person. She just had that one. This is sip
Speaker 2: up and it's an adjacent crime. Is Jacob aloid guilty?
Speaker 2: You could argue no, but it is a crime. He's
Speaker 2: simply that it's adjacently related to this case. The heart
Speaker 2: wants what it wants. We can't help who we love.
Speaker 2: It's just that we do love people with status and
Speaker 2: will and who leave it cheating. That's okay, that's okay.
Speaker 3: Hi, I'm Jacob Elodie and I'm hosting SNL this week
Speaker 3: with Renee Rapp.
Speaker 2: Renee, You're so right. Here's so baby girl. You know
Speaker 2: That's what I said. He's so baby girl. Me. I'm
Speaker 2: a baby girl now, speaking of crimes SNL. In January
Speaker 2: of this year, Jacob hosted the first episode of Saturday
Speaker 2: Night Live for twenty twenty four. A lot of his
Speaker 2: jokes were about being hot and also being tall, both
Speaker 2: of which are true and I would argue.
Speaker 3: Relevant I'm not much of a public speaker, so I
Speaker 3: thought i'd open it up to some questions from the audience.
Speaker 2: Hi, no question, I just want to look at you.
Speaker 3: Are you done?
Speaker 2: Not yet? Almost?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 5: Done.
Speaker 2: The Guardian called his performance underwhelming, and The Atlantic said
Speaker 2: his attractiveness worked against him, which is a sentence I
Speaker 2: would like written about me. Yeah. Well, the thing, okay,
Speaker 2: the thing about SNL is it's always cringe to host
Speaker 2: SNL because you're trying to be funny. However, in the
Speaker 2: clips I saw of him, I don't think he was
Speaker 2: cringe and I think I don't think he was. I
Speaker 2: think what he did was he balanced when I could
Speaker 2: be cringe or I could be cool, a little bit
Speaker 2: lazy on that story. The thing is like he didn't write.
Speaker 2: You sit there with a writer's room and write a
Speaker 2: bunch of things, and the writer's room is going and
Speaker 2: he's a thing. Right with comedy, it's so visual that
Speaker 2: it's like, if you are pregnant, you get a joke
Speaker 2: about that, right green hair, Like if you're wearing a
Speaker 2: silly suit, you've got to acknowledge it because everyone's watching.
Speaker 2: I went and saw a comedy guy in New York,
Speaker 2: who'd been hit by a bus. Okay, right, physically I
Speaker 2: could tell he'd been hit by a bus. Okay, that
Speaker 2: guy didn't tell the story of being hit by a bus.
Speaker 2: I'd got my money back. His whole set was about
Speaker 2: being hit by a bus. It's hilarious. But I was like,
Speaker 2: this what very physical comedy, right, And that's the thing
Speaker 2: with Jacob Lordie. I just think that he's got to
Speaker 2: acknowledge what everyone else can see. And I don't know
Speaker 2: what else he can joke about because everything about him
Speaker 2: is perfect. Yeah, it can't be self deprecating. No, it
Speaker 2: can't because he's perfect. Yeah. I don't really blame him
Speaker 2: for any of this. Like I've seen really hot comedians
Speaker 2: talk about like not being able to get a girlfriend.
Speaker 2: Jacoba LORDI can't say that. No, And what do we
Speaker 2: want him to go for? Matt Rife? Because so many
Speaker 2: from people hate me for really no reason. And it
Speaker 2: really made me realize that, like people only hate somebody
Speaker 2: they're jealous of. Do you think people who hate Osama
Speaker 2: bin Laden are jealous of him? No? No, no, no,
Speaker 2: it's the only thing he can do and he's not
Speaker 2: a comedian, is an actor. Yeah, And in the acting bits.
Speaker 2: He's really really good, but then every single skit was
Speaker 2: about him being hot and tall, like that was the
Speaker 2: whole thing. There was one that was like a women's
Speaker 2: support group for addicts, and he's like a sex addict,
Speaker 2: and it's clear that it's a women's only group, but
Speaker 2: he's accidentally wandered in and they're all like, please don't leave.
Speaker 2: We really really like stay, stay stay.
Speaker 3: I'm drugs and alcohol, I act out sexually with women.
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's tough. That's kind of funny because I'm
Speaker 2: turned on, Yeah, just by him his presence. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: All right. Finally, Claire, I've heard it said that you
Speaker 2: know what's funnier than Jacobal Lordie hosting SNL, Well, Jacobal
Speaker 2: Lordie hitting a guy at the Chloe. Ah, yes, the
Speaker 2: time Jacobal Lordie hit a guy at the Chloe a
Speaker 2: few weeks ago. So Jacob was at the Clovell Hotel,
Speaker 2: minding his own business when he was accosted by Joshua
Speaker 2: Fox from Kiss FM. And this is why people moved
Speaker 2: to La and hold on Kiss FM. Just Kyl and Jacket,
Speaker 2: Carl and Jackie. We actually have audio of what happened
Speaker 2: because Joshua was recording and he played it on radio.
Speaker 2: He approaches a Lordie with an empty jar, and at
Speaker 2: first a Lordie is very polite, and then Fox requests
Speaker 2: that a Lordie phill it with bathwater to send it
Speaker 2: to the studio for Jackie. It's FM radio bullshit. I
Speaker 2: just want to say, I'm from the Kyl and Jacket show,
Speaker 2: verly random, but could I give you this? Jackie wants present.
Speaker 3: Lord she's a big fine of the movie. What am
Speaker 3: I supposed to do? And you can send it to
Speaker 3: the studio?
Speaker 4: And Jackie ask, do.
Speaker 5: You not remember?
Speaker 2: Give you that? The thing A Lordi seems to be
Speaker 2: annoyed about is that Fox is filming without his consent,
Speaker 2: and he says, can you not man please? On radio,
Speaker 2: Fox said things escalate when he stopped filming, and A
Speaker 2: lord He demanded he delete the footage. Fox refused. He
Speaker 2: said on radio, if I delete this and there's no
Speaker 2: evidence that this interaction happened, and yeah, mate, that's a
Speaker 2: fucking point. Yeah, Like that's why he wanted you to
Speaker 2: delete it. It's also super prank, like like, hey, can
Speaker 2: you fill this with bath water? It's not carrying bathwater
Speaker 2: with him. I'm not in a bar. I'm not a bath.
Speaker 2: And it's like, have you seen the movie? Do you
Speaker 2: get it? I don't know, I don't know. It's just
Speaker 2: it misses it. Just this is what I struggle with.
Speaker 2: How do you want him to answer that? Because the
Speaker 2: joke is on Jacob. There's no way for him to
Speaker 2: answer it in lack a funny way. There's no bath
Speaker 2: about it. He's not currently in a bath. So what
Speaker 2: do you want him to give Jackie? You know, he
Speaker 2: should just ejaculated it. I know. So you have to
Speaker 2: have seen the film to get that reference. Yeah, otherwise
Speaker 2: that's a crime. Is it to ejaculate into someone's jar?
Speaker 2: Not if they give you the jar and you go
Speaker 2: to a toilet and I think it's a little You can't.
Speaker 2: You can't ejaculate on the street into a jar. No,
Speaker 2: but if no one else can see the penis maybe yeah,
Speaker 2: Well good on him for not doing that. Good on him.
Speaker 2: And things got physical. Allegedly Jacob grabbed his throat. Why
Speaker 2: he wouldn't do that because someone would impregnate themselves. Gosh,
Speaker 2: I can like hate women. You could sell that for
Speaker 2: a lot on eBay. Ah. I wonder kids if I
Speaker 2: wanted it Yeah. Now what's happened is that no charges
Speaker 2: have yet been laid, Which why do we think that is?
Speaker 2: Do we think because I don't think that Josh was
Speaker 2: pressing them because he knows that he was being a troll. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I think Josh was also probably lazy and chaotic. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the fact that he just turned he just wanted the press.
Speaker 2: So he's like, I've got what I wanted. They're harassing
Speaker 2: his mother who's screaming at the press, being like, get
Speaker 2: off my lawn. I read the Daily Mail article where
Speaker 2: the Daily Mail showed up to her house and then
Speaker 2: she said, can you please get away from it? Now?
Speaker 2: Is that KISSFM produces?
Speaker 4: Mother?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: Your mom? She was like can you please go away?
Speaker 2: And they were like she was really rude to us,
Speaker 2: and it's like, why are you at home? That's private.
Speaker 2: The reason Jacob is not going to want charges is
Speaker 2: because if there's charges and that man can't get a
Speaker 2: us viza, then what then watch I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2: He's stuck in Australia working on Australian television movies and
Speaker 2: he's playing Chappelle Korby's father, so true, that's the only role.
Speaker 2: Like remember the Princess Mary movie. Yeah, so what he's
Speaker 2: playing Frederick. They're good Frederick. Yeah, but it's just young.
Speaker 2: He's better than that. We need him playing Elvis because
Speaker 2: then we can go he's one of ours, he's from
Speaker 2: he's just a busy boy, he's one of us. We
Speaker 2: can't have him stuck here where people are asking him
Speaker 2: free spam. No, it's better than that. It's inappropriate when
Speaker 2: he's back paying. It's like Corney Kardashian saying her, I mean,
Speaker 2: and none of us are acting in ways that we're
Speaker 2: proud of. No, not even with burried black let alone
Speaker 2: with Jacob exactly, I a guy from the Queen's gamb
Speaker 2: but at a cafe once. Yeah, I was lost. I
Speaker 2: was lost. He was being all beautiful little boy from love. Actually,
Speaker 2: Claire's time for charges and sentences. I don't want to
Speaker 2: charge him with the song as previously say. Oh yeah, sorry,
Speaker 2: did he get to that dec Sorry he up against
Speaker 2: a wall throat. I mean this is alleged. Okay, here's
Speaker 2: what I'll say. After seeing the Kissing Booth where Noah
Speaker 2: Jacob a Lordi's central character trait is that he gets
Speaker 2: into fights. It's quite hot in the movie. But violence
Speaker 2: endors violence. But you can't go around asking for jars
Speaker 2: of semen. You can't a lot of money. He might
Speaker 2: want his own children one day. I'm very impressed that
Speaker 2: no photos or video of the violence have been shared
Speaker 2: because no one would have taken any Why because it
Speaker 2: would have happened so quickly, and because it wasn't inside
Speaker 2: the Chloe. This Joshua guy waited for Jacob to leave
Speaker 2: and then kind of but still you look at Michael
Speaker 2: Clark and Carlile. That was a very long fight with
Speaker 2: shirtless men and children around. It's like, why did people
Speaker 2: film that and not film? Was very Jacob smart enough
Speaker 2: to not Okay, I'd just be interested all in la
Speaker 2: he lives. He's been very quiet, very sorry anyway, as
Speaker 2: part of my charger, don't want him charge for this, okay,
Speaker 2: because I need him to go on and do great
Speaker 2: things so that I can point and go see Australians
Speaker 2: do good things. We like him, We like Margo Robbie,
Speaker 2: we like Cate Blanchette and so on. His presence in
Speaker 2: Hollywood is crucial for women's orgasms. Yes, it's very Australian respect.
Speaker 2: I'd like to see him win a thing. I read
Speaker 2: a thing that said he's what Hollywood tried to do
Speaker 2: with like an army hammer. Oh no, no, no, I
Speaker 2: read thing said he is what Hollywood wants Timothy challow
Speaker 2: May to be. I think Timothy challo May is Timothy
Speaker 2: challow May like. I think he's preached high. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't think Timothy Challo May is lacking. Here's the thing.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing. Jacob Alordie is more mainstream than Timothy Challomaye. Now,
Speaker 2: oh interesting because timothyd wonka. I've spent the past seven
Speaker 2: years traveling the world perfecting my craft. You see, I'm
Speaker 2: something of a magician in vendor and chocolate maker. So
Speaker 2: quiet up and listen down. Nope, scratch that. No, that
Speaker 2: was embarrassing. That was really embarrassing. And he's with Kylie
Speaker 2: and I'm not I'm not sure about it. No, no,
Speaker 2: I'm not sure about it. Look. I think his crime
Speaker 2: is being hot in a way that is distracting and
Speaker 2: needs to be verbally addressed when he walks into anyone
Speaker 2: six boy. That needs to be context for the hotness
Speaker 2: and relatedly, the tallness. My sentence is unrelated. I'd like
Speaker 2: to see him appear in more of Olivia's flogs me too.
Speaker 2: He's really charismatic when he's like interviewed, like being casual.
Speaker 2: Have you seen the interview where I think he was
Speaker 2: being interviewed by like an American TV network and he's
Speaker 2: in a hotel room and his parents are in the background. No,
Speaker 2: And it's just so Australian. They're like, who's in the background.
Speaker 2: He's like, Oh, it's my mom and dad. I'm like,
Speaker 2: who are the people sitting on your bed that I
Speaker 2: can see in the in the mirror.
Speaker 1: In the mirror and dad.
Speaker 2: So observive, So sixy why you have a mom and
Speaker 2: dad at anyway? So she's big on YouTube and Insta
Speaker 2: and I just feel like she could be vlogging giving
Speaker 2: advice on how to get invited on like a one
Speaker 2: hundred million dollar a year that's sorts of thing, sharing
Speaker 2: more details about what it's like to go out with
Speaker 2: such man yep so to have unlimited access to his spur.
Speaker 2: And I can see her kind of walking around the
Speaker 2: Chloe just like how I'm met the Chloe blah blah blah,
Speaker 2: and then in the backgrounds just what he decking, Josh
Speaker 2: you are? You know? I would watch that more content
Speaker 2: from Olivia with Jacob in the background. Okay, what's your charge?
Speaker 2: My charge is also to do with the hotness and
Speaker 2: the height. So just I feel like I haven't said
Speaker 2: enough on the hotness because it's not just his face.
Speaker 2: It's not just his face, and it's not just his
Speaker 2: cheek moans, or his height or his neck or his
Speaker 2: neck or his body. It's the physical. It's the swagger.
Speaker 2: How hot of him in Saltburn, dancing in the curb
Speaker 2: with a hat with a hat, and then he's like
Speaker 2: he's in the grass and he's just like rolling around.
Speaker 2: There's also that video where he's sitting next to his
Speaker 2: coaster Barry Keok, and he picks up Barry's coffee for
Speaker 2: him because it's on the ground. And the thing about
Speaker 2: Barry is that he's just too short to lean down
Speaker 2: and get it. And luckily Jacob Alordi is just he's
Speaker 2: just got the arm. He's got lots of arm and
Speaker 2: lots of leg but he appears in control of it.
Speaker 2: And that's also what's a net. Anyway, he's so hot
Speaker 2: and that's the charge. But no, sorry, no, you got
Speaker 2: to thing about the charge is he's so hot that
Speaker 2: I forgive him everything. He's so hot and so sexy
Speaker 2: that I don't care what he does. And that dangerous
Speaker 2: is how wars happen. You know they say about Helen
Speaker 2: of Troy, the face that launched a thousand ships. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's Jacob. It's dangerous because he could be he could
Speaker 2: do bad things, the face that launch to punch at
Speaker 2: the Chloe. And he plays toxic characters. For example, in Euphoria,
Speaker 2: his character is absolutely toxic. He's literally abusive in the
Speaker 2: Kissing Booth, incredibly sexist. Yeah, he is abusive in Your Fores.
Speaker 2: He's an interesting backstory so kind of just fascinating to watch,
Speaker 2: whereas I don't think there's any backstory in the Kissing Booth. No,
Speaker 2: it's unclear. He keeps having fights and when she asks why,
Speaker 2: it's not an answer. But in the Kissing Booth he
Speaker 2: is literally like one of the first scenes is she's
Speaker 2: wearing a short skirt and there's something sexist, and he
Speaker 2: digs them who's got a fighting issue? And then and
Speaker 2: then he says, you know you're asking for it when
Speaker 2: you wear that skirt. Oh, And it's like, you're objectively
Speaker 2: a sexist character, you're objectively toxic, but your hotness makes
Speaker 2: me think that that's okay, which is not okay, And
Speaker 2: so that's euphoria. That's kissing Booth playing Elvis. People say
Speaker 2: it's confusing that movie because he's playing Elvis who was
Speaker 2: not kind to Priscilla. No yet, because it's Jacob Lordie
Speaker 2: and he's so sexy, it actually makes you forgive him
Speaker 2: a little bit. So what I'm gonna say, you know,
Speaker 2: I feel like the charge. I think we need to
Speaker 2: be charged for forgiving a whole guy for doing bad things.
Speaker 2: The culture is troubled, Yeah, it is troubled, but no, no, no,
Speaker 2: I charge him with being too sexy.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, all the charges are actually compliments.
Speaker 2: I got that I understand what you're saying and that
Speaker 2: you have said. What is your sentence? My sentence, yes,
Speaker 2: is simply more content, more movies, more TV shows. I
Speaker 2: need more of him, maybe less toxic. Because then I thought,
Speaker 2: maybe my sentence is that he goes full Charlie's there
Speaker 2: on when she was monster like, maybe he's got to
Speaker 2: be a mess, like he's got want that I want
Speaker 2: to watch that. I won't. I do think he needs
Speaker 2: to continue being sexy, but in a slightly less problematic way, wow,
Speaker 2: because we forget he's acting because we're just too into
Speaker 2: how hot he's been. Love it, love it. He's really
Speaker 2: good at acting hot. But maybe he's not acting. I
Speaker 2: think he's just what I'm going to quote you on that. Anyway,
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for listening to this episode of Canceled.
Speaker 2: I do a new thing now. I haven't told you this,
Speaker 2: where instead of doing stories, I do a carousel receipt.
Speaker 2: Is there a way for you to add that to
Speaker 2: them saved thingings on our Instagram. We don't need them
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Speaker 2: pictures of Jacob Lordie. I'll do some of his SNL skits, yeah,
Speaker 2: and that sort of thing. We should share more things
Speaker 2: on our Instagram. That's a conversation for later pofline. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The executive producer of Canceled is Telysipers As our assistant
Speaker 2: producer is Charlie Blackman, with audio editing by Tom Lyon.
Speaker 2: We will be back next week. Bye bye.