WEBVTT - Jacob Elordi: The College Scandal Girlfriend & Feedback For... Himself [throw back]

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to a MoMA Mia podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Mom and Maya acknowledges the traditional owners of land and

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<v Speaker 2>waters that this podcast is recorded on Hello. You might

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<v Speaker 2>have seen the breaking news over last week which everything

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<v Speaker 2>stopped because it's really upsetting. Is it upsetting? Because I

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<v Speaker 2>quite liked it. But look, the point is that Jacober

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<v Speaker 2>LORDI our good friend, Jacob A LORDI, one of our own. Yep.

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<v Speaker 2>He has a bed, he debuted he debuted a beard

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<v Speaker 2>at the Marrakesh Film Festival. The Internet had some opinions

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<v Speaker 2>about him, and that's why we're sharing this episode with

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<v Speaker 2>you today. We all love Jacob because he's Australian, he's tall, yep,

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<v Speaker 2>and he stars in Euphoria and Saltburn and The Kissing

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<v Speaker 2>Booth one, two and three. We did a big episode

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<v Speaker 2>on him after he starred in Saltburn and we thought

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<v Speaker 2>that you might like to revisit it given the beard controversy.

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<v Speaker 2>And also this is a little treat in the lead

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<v Speaker 2>up to our Tuesday episode, which is all about the

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<v Speaker 2>uncancellable Zendeia allegedly in our a short time romance with Jacob.

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently they once dated. We do not have that on

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<v Speaker 2>any authority. Whatsoever. But I feel as though this is

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<v Speaker 2>important background. Jacob e LORDI the story of Jacob Elordie.

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<v Speaker 2>So here is everything a Lazy Girl needs to know

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<v Speaker 2>about Jacob Elordi. Hello, and welcome to cancel the podcast

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<v Speaker 2>that looks at silly celebrity crimes and as science charges

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<v Speaker 2>and sentences to them so we can all move on

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<v Speaker 2>with our lives. I'm Jesse Stevens. And before I throw

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<v Speaker 2>to you, Claire, as we say, we do put celebrities

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<v Speaker 2>on trial. One such celebrity was near your house the

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<v Speaker 2>other day. Yeah, and you said that a mum was

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<v Speaker 2>walking up and down the street. She came back and

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<v Speaker 2>mum said, oh, I've seen a celebrity. Tell me what

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<v Speaker 2>mum saw and how she was taken by the celebrity present.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was getting my nails done and I saw

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<v Speaker 2>a picture that Courtney Kardashi in the old Lazy Girl.

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<v Speaker 2>Courtney Cutashi her children, and you like her children. I

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<v Speaker 2>do really like a children. Know who all of them are.

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<v Speaker 2>She was in Bondy Afternoon Il. Yeah, you know I

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<v Speaker 2>don't like sugar. And I saw that and I went,

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<v Speaker 2>how funny is that that Courtney Kardashian is on that

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<v Speaker 2>street and so is my mum right now. So then

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<v Speaker 2>Mum comes and she's got the pram and she's like

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<v Speaker 2>I saw because I saw this story, and I went,

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<v Speaker 2>Courtney will look into the pram and she'll go, what

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<v Speaker 2>a beautiful bat, and she'll fuss over Matilda and then

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<v Speaker 2>we're going to say, Matilda, you won't believe it, the

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<v Speaker 2>original lazy girl. Yes, stopped and thought you were beautiful. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you had a connection. And so mum came and met

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<v Speaker 2>me and she said, I saw a celebrity and I thought,

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<v Speaker 2>she's seen Courtney Kardashian and she's not gonna know what

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<v Speaker 2>it is, but she's going to have noticed people taking photos. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't Courtney Kardashian. Who are it? Barry Duboi from

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<v Speaker 2>the living room she saw it, said he's looking great,

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<v Speaker 2>as fit as I can possibly be and physically, mentally

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<v Speaker 2>and in every way. There is there's something I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>sell Australian about Mum being like Courteen Barry Courtney, who

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<v Speaker 2>I saw Barry. He's on the living room, Mum. The

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<v Speaker 2>living room isn't not anymore. But I'm so glad that

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<v Speaker 2>you saw Barry. I really like that story. You are

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<v Speaker 2>clear Stevens, I am Clere Stevens and Claire. You have

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<v Speaker 2>a lazy girl story for us today? Yeah, I have

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<v Speaker 2>a bit of a personal one. I think you were

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<v Speaker 2>too lazy to go to the inbox. Yeah, no, I was.

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<v Speaker 2>Our episode last week was about birth, and you have,

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<v Speaker 2>I believe, shared one times lazy girl story about your baby.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah, so I've just got one time lazy

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<v Speaker 2>girl story about my baby. It's unsurprising that I've given

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<v Speaker 2>birth to a lazy girl. But so we have had

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<v Speaker 2>issues from the beginning with feeding. All right, a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of people have issues with feeding. She's a drunkie girl.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not the issue. She struggles to lutch to the best. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>do the best. And so we went to a specialist

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<v Speaker 2>the other day and I went in. I said, hello,

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<v Speaker 2>broken baby. She's getting plenty of milk, I'm pumping, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>doing all the things. But you know a thing is

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<v Speaker 2>she's latching. I said, maybe she's got a tongue tie

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<v Speaker 2>or something. TikTok. Yes, that there may be something with

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<v Speaker 2>her mouth. There may be something with my breast, something

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<v Speaker 2>that isn't working. Lactasian consultant takes her time, looks at everything,

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<v Speaker 2>real thorough physical examination. She goes, you've got a chalky baby.

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<v Speaker 2>Well done, thank you very much, and then she says, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>this is my professional opinion. Baby's fine. Baby's mouth is fine,

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<v Speaker 2>Your booby's fine. Oh she's too lazy. She's a lazy girl.

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<v Speaker 2>She did. On today's episode, we're talking about one Jacob Alordie.

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<v Speaker 3>Cool actor Jacob A Lordie plummets his death from Hollywood sign. Maggot,

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<v Speaker 3>you're you know, you're absolutely maggot. You're just off your face, drunk,

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<v Speaker 3>falling on the floor, maggot.

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<v Speaker 2>Jacob was born in Brisbane, Australia. And we should state

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<v Speaker 2>for the record before we get into it. We've said

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<v Speaker 2>it once, we'll say it again. We like people from Brisbane. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>not only do we like people from Brisbane. Blanket statement,

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<v Speaker 2>People from Brisbane are hot. Name me an unattractive person

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<v Speaker 2>from Brisbane. Okay. Yes. And I'll also say I've never

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<v Speaker 2>met someone from Brisbane I don't like. Yeah, they often

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<v Speaker 2>like them. And I'll get talking to someone and I'll go, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>where are you. I knew it, Yeah, I knew it

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<v Speaker 2>was Brisbane. Why is it hot and cool? They're hot

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<v Speaker 2>and cool, and they don't have the Sydney Melbourne complex

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<v Speaker 2>like they're a little bit of an underdog. I like

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<v Speaker 2>people from Brisbane, so this fact didn't necessarily surprise me.

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<v Speaker 2>Jacob was born in nineteen ninety seven, that which makes

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<v Speaker 2>him four. He broke his back playing rugby in high school,

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<v Speaker 2>so he turned his focus to acting. Because he's tall

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<v Speaker 2>and he's big, so he'd be good at sport. He's

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<v Speaker 2>nearly two meters tall. He's so so tall. At nineteen,

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<v Speaker 2>he moved to La to pursue acting and landed a

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<v Speaker 2>role in a film called The Kissing Booth on Netflix.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll get to that, we real anyway, He's in La

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<v Speaker 2>apparently sometimes sleeping in his car with not a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of money left. It sounds unlikely. He went to private school,

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<v Speaker 2>and he decided he would do one last audition before

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<v Speaker 2>moving home. He auditioned for a little program called Euphoria,

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<v Speaker 2>which is one of the most watched HBO shows in

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<v Speaker 2>all of history and also has attracted a number of

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<v Speaker 2>Emmy nominations. Most recently, he was in Saltburn as Hot Felix, Fuck,

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<v Speaker 2>That's kind are You? And this year he will also

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<v Speaker 2>be in Priscilla playing Elvis, but he will always be

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<v Speaker 2>our Jacob. My structure for today is as follows, The

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<v Speaker 2>Kissing Booth Movie, The Kissing Booth Movie two, and the

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<v Speaker 2>Kissing Booth Movie three movie the time he then slammed

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<v Speaker 2>his Kissing Booth movies. Yeah, his girlfriends, including the one

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<v Speaker 2>who cheated try and get into Yuni. No one remember that?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you remember her? Does her name? Ring a bell?

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<v Speaker 2>An appearance on SNL? Have you seen any of this?

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<v Speaker 1>Ah?

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<v Speaker 2>Either, I've seen bits and pieces, I haven't analyzed it. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>full and finally, and most importantly, that incident at the

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<v Speaker 2>Chloe the Kissing Booth. We've been bestie since the day

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<v Speaker 2>we were born? How have we stayed so close? We

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<v Speaker 2>have a set of rules like rule number two never

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<v Speaker 2>tell anyone else our secrets or rule number nine.

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<v Speaker 4>These older brother Flynn, he's stupid hard but totally ask.

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<v Speaker 2>Limits, where did you get the boosh? I have not

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<v Speaker 2>watched this because I am not twelve, Claire, I have

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<v Speaker 2>obviously watched it. I think of these are the films

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<v Speaker 2>I love the most. Okay, can you just I'll get

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<v Speaker 2>just some top line? Yeah. Fifteen percent on Rotten Tomatoes

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<v Speaker 2>seems fair. I watched the trailer and here's what I

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<v Speaker 2>have to say about it. Is it the Shawshank Redemption? No,

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<v Speaker 2>but Jacob A. Laudie is being hot, and I would

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<v Speaker 2>watch it on a sad Saturday. I would. I think

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<v Speaker 2>the premise is interesting, creative, compelling, full of tension. I

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<v Speaker 2>quite like the idea of a hot older brother you're

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<v Speaker 2>not allowed to kiss. I don't totally understand the kissing

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<v Speaker 2>booth thing. It feels a bit sex worky in a

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<v Speaker 2>high school context. But that's fine. Okay, the kissing booth

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<v Speaker 2>discussed Well, firstly, I did kind of look up what

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<v Speaker 2>the general sense spots and here's a bit of a

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<v Speaker 2>line about it. The film was largely panned by critics

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<v Speaker 2>who deemed it storyline and themes to be cliched. That

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<v Speaker 2>kind of sums it up, okay. Basically, so, it's Jacob

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<v Speaker 2>A Lordie as Noah and his little brother Lee is

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<v Speaker 2>best friends with El and Elle is played by Joey King.

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<v Speaker 2>The hard thing about watching this film more recently as

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<v Speaker 2>I did, is that I see Joey King as Gypsy Rose. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>because Gypsy I went on Joey King what she been

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<v Speaker 2>in and then I realized she was Gypsy Rose. She

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<v Speaker 2>is Gypsy Road Blanchard in the very popular series but

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<v Speaker 2>the act I didn't watch that, but I do know

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<v Speaker 2>she was Gypsy. Yeah and so she her mum had

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<v Speaker 2>munch houses. Yeah, yeah, is sick but not really. Yeah

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<v Speaker 2>and so, and she's got the voice that's like my

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<v Speaker 2>mum already is my best friend. But the thing is

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<v Speaker 2>a few years ago she had gave me this little

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<v Speaker 2>glass house and she said, one day this will be yours.

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<v Speaker 2>So you watching the Kissing Booth, I was like, Gypsy

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<v Speaker 2>at you out at school. Shouldn't be kissing anyone. You

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<v Speaker 2>could be condagerous. You're not well. You're not well except

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<v Speaker 2>that you're fine. So Jacob plays Noah. The very interesting

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<v Speaker 2>thing here is that I went into it thinking, is

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<v Speaker 2>he a sexy boy? Given that this was an earlier role.

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<v Speaker 2>Has he developed into sexually? Has he always been young?

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<v Speaker 2>I think it was like nineteen or something. He's so sexy,

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<v Speaker 2>a sexy boy boy. He is so hot. It's absurd.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a terrible film. The dialogue is so creamed, everything

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<v Speaker 2>about it. So why is there a kissing booth? Some

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<v Speaker 2>kind of fundraiser for the school? And Joey King's character

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<v Speaker 2>Elle and her best friend Lee. They danced together in

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<v Speaker 2>a social way, but somehow they dancing hobby means they

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<v Speaker 2>have to do a fundraiser, and they come up with

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<v Speaker 2>the idea of doing a kissing booth and is Jacob

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<v Speaker 2>Elodie the kissing well. She tries to get Jacob Elodie

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<v Speaker 2>to be in the kissing booth and he's like no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>And then she is in the kissing booth and the

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<v Speaker 2>person is blindfolded. No, that's her, unclear, and he kisses

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<v Speaker 2>her and she doesn't know who it is there. It's

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<v Speaker 2>like a glory hole. It's like a glory hole, but

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<v Speaker 2>kiss exactly. And he kisses her and she's like, oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god. And then she looks and it's Jacob al

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<v Speaker 2>I just can't believe. It's got three movies worth of content. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so he didn't watch two or three. I wouldn't recommend

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<v Speaker 2>anybody do that. But so basically the problem is that

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<v Speaker 2>her and her best friend Lee have nine friendship rules,

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<v Speaker 2>and one of the friendship rules is you can't hook

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<v Speaker 2>up with my brother. And she hooks up with him

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<v Speaker 2>and she falls in love with him. Have a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of sex. Oh, which I'm like, cool, I thought this

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<v Speaker 2>was a PG type movie. Yeah, me too. No, it's

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<v Speaker 2>sexy that because I guess they got Jacob Lordie and

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<v Speaker 2>they're like, we can't just be kissing here the man.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's let's make this a bit pwny, because no one

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<v Speaker 2>is hornier than a thirteen year old girl four Jacob

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<v Speaker 2>Lady now notes I had he's topless so much. Why

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<v Speaker 2>is he sexism hot? He's quite sexist in the film,

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<v Speaker 2>but gives me a little bit of something something. He's

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<v Speaker 2>got a side fringe. I'm actually not into that because

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<v Speaker 2>it's quite jelled. Yeah, no, it's not. It's not. But

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<v Speaker 2>the fact that he can be hot despite the side

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<v Speaker 2>fringe speaks volumes. I've got the acting is appalling. It's

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<v Speaker 2>an objectively embarrassing movie. Then I've got he's so hot. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>it's so lame. So it's like a guy goes after

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<v Speaker 2>l and then he's like, she said no, she said no,

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<v Speaker 2>she said no. Warren punches him. It's just galent that

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<v Speaker 2>I cannot explain. How is my little brother? Yeah yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Now the interesting thing is something that doesn't make sense

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<v Speaker 2>about the film is that Noah, all he does is

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<v Speaker 2>get into fights. Doesn't seem particularly academic. But the big

0:12:21.229 --> 0:12:23.309
<v Speaker 2>tension is that he did get into Harvard, so he'll

0:12:23.309 --> 0:12:27.749
<v Speaker 2>be moving away. Wow. Him getting into a college, I

0:12:27.749 --> 0:12:31.589
<v Speaker 2>think is the theme that might emerge later in this episode. Interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>But then in the second and third movies are still

0:12:34.749 --> 0:12:37.189
<v Speaker 2>just like tension between like will they won't they? And

0:12:37.229 --> 0:12:39.909
<v Speaker 2>it's like, we'll not going to stay in three films

0:12:39.989 --> 0:12:42.229
<v Speaker 2>they will because he's look at his face, Yeah, this

0:12:42.269 --> 0:12:44.389
<v Speaker 2>isn't Lord of the Rings. Moving on to the time

0:12:44.509 --> 0:12:48.309
<v Speaker 2>Jacob Alortie was mean about the Kissing Booth. We've said

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<v Speaker 2>this before about Robert Pattinson when he slagged off Twilight.

0:12:51.549 --> 0:12:55.389
<v Speaker 2>Was Twilight weird and cringe and problematic. Absolutely, we have

0:12:55.549 --> 0:12:59.029
<v Speaker 2>made episodes of this show on that subject. Is Robert

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<v Speaker 2>allowed to say that no, you were in it? Only

0:13:02.709 --> 0:13:05.269
<v Speaker 2>we may say that yes, Which brings me to Jacob.

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<v Speaker 2>In twenty twenty three, he does an interview with GQ,

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<v Speaker 2>and Jacob said that the movies ridiculous and basically he

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<v Speaker 2>did them to do whatever the fuck he had to

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<v Speaker 2>do to become an actor in the US. He said,

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't want to make the movies before I made

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<v Speaker 2>those movies. Those movies are ridiculous, They're not universal. There

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<v Speaker 2>in Escape, I'm a purist and love the movie theater.

0:13:26.069 --> 0:13:28.429
<v Speaker 2>So I had this weird moral battle of what am

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<v Speaker 2>I aiding and a betting? Am I the face of

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<v Speaker 2>this robotic, terrifying new age? Am I murdering this thing

0:13:33.749 --> 0:13:36.509
<v Speaker 2>that I love? He shared all of this, and it's like,

0:13:36.949 --> 0:13:40.069
<v Speaker 2>you're nineteen. Sure, yeah, chill, you're on your way up.

0:13:40.309 --> 0:13:43.149
<v Speaker 2>We all do some terrible works. Yeah, and you feel

0:13:43.189 --> 0:13:45.709
<v Speaker 2>shame about the kissing booth. We feel shame about the

0:13:45.749 --> 0:13:48.789
<v Speaker 2>kissing booth. Doesn't preclude us from enjoying it. No, there

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<v Speaker 2>can be joy found. Okay, A couple of things. One,

0:13:53.269 --> 0:13:56.309
<v Speaker 2>he is excellent in the Kissing Yeah, he can act.

0:13:56.389 --> 0:14:00.189
<v Speaker 2>Be proud the man can act. He's not a bad actor.

0:14:00.229 --> 0:14:03.829
<v Speaker 2>He committed. He committed, and I think that's impressive to

0:14:03.869 --> 0:14:07.909
<v Speaker 2>commit to art in that context. Yeah. Now, secondly, I

0:14:08.069 --> 0:14:12.029
<v Speaker 2>don't like that when bad art is made, it appears

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<v Speaker 2>that men are able to be like self deprecating about

0:14:15.109 --> 0:14:19.429
<v Speaker 2>it and women aren't. Yeah, like Kristen was her name,

0:14:19.549 --> 0:14:23.109
<v Speaker 2>Christen Stewart, she had to come out and make fun

0:14:23.109 --> 0:14:25.309
<v Speaker 2>of Twilight. Well, I guess I think about Robert Pattinson

0:14:25.509 --> 0:14:27.789
<v Speaker 2>is though, it's like he never went on to do Saltburn,

0:14:28.149 --> 0:14:30.389
<v Speaker 2>so that's what was annoying Twilight and it's like, no,

0:14:30.469 --> 0:14:32.989
<v Speaker 2>go on, name another thing, yeah that you do you

0:14:33.189 --> 0:14:35.509
<v Speaker 2>art then, yeah, and he's like Twilight wasn't art and

0:14:35.589 --> 0:14:39.229
<v Speaker 2>it's like do oh your music career really, whereas Jacob

0:14:39.309 --> 0:14:42.389
<v Speaker 2>is Elvis Yeah, so it's like, yeah, I guess that

0:14:42.509 --> 0:14:44.989
<v Speaker 2>is embarrassed you did progress. But I mean, Joey King

0:14:45.069 --> 0:14:46.909
<v Speaker 2>doesn't get to make fun of the Kissing Booth because

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's when it is four female fans, So

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<v Speaker 2>Joey King can't make fun of it because then she's

0:14:52.749 --> 0:14:55.909
<v Speaker 2>making fun of herself and she's making fun of women. Yeah,

0:14:55.949 --> 0:14:59.469
<v Speaker 2>Whereas when Jacob e Lordie says it, we all think

0:14:59.509 --> 0:15:01.949
<v Speaker 2>it's fine. I don't know. I don't like him dismissing

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<v Speaker 2>The magazine pointed out that some might see his trashing

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<v Speaker 2>of the Kissing Booth movies as ungrateful or pretentious, and

0:15:07.629 --> 0:15:11.269
<v Speaker 2>he responded with, how is caring about your output pretentious?

0:15:11.429 --> 0:15:15.109
<v Speaker 2>But not caring and knowingly feeding people's shit, knowing that

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<v Speaker 2>you're making money off of people's time, which is literally

0:15:17.829 --> 0:15:20.389
<v Speaker 2>the most valuable thing they have. How is that the

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<v Speaker 2>cool thing? Why are you the kissing business?

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<v Speaker 5>Mush?

0:15:25.469 --> 0:15:29.029
<v Speaker 2>See here's the thing now, I feel embarrassed about watching

0:15:29.069 --> 0:15:31.029
<v Speaker 2>the Kissing Book, and it's like, if you care so

0:15:31.589 --> 0:15:33.709
<v Speaker 2>much about people's time, then why do you make a

0:15:33.749 --> 0:15:37.469
<v Speaker 2>kissing one, two and three three. It's like you made

0:15:37.509 --> 0:15:41.029
<v Speaker 2>it a way through part two and go, oh, this

0:15:41.069 --> 0:15:44.629
<v Speaker 2>is a waste of people's time, in which case, yeah,

0:15:44.629 --> 0:15:46.349
<v Speaker 2>I'm surprised it took him that long. Is there a

0:15:46.389 --> 0:15:49.309
<v Speaker 2>bigger issue at play? Of course that Netflix is making

0:15:49.309 --> 0:15:54.069
<v Speaker 2>films based on pure algorithms. They're going films that are

0:15:54.189 --> 0:15:58.469
<v Speaker 2>clearly written by AI. We know this. We know this

0:15:58.549 --> 0:16:01.069
<v Speaker 2>because there is not one line of dialogue in that

0:16:01.349 --> 0:16:05.229
<v Speaker 2>entire film that has not already been said that it's

0:16:05.269 --> 0:16:08.309
<v Speaker 2>not been brokay from films that work, such as every

0:16:08.309 --> 0:16:10.949
<v Speaker 2>Boy I Have Kissed Before like that. It's just all

0:16:11.029 --> 0:16:13.869
<v Speaker 2>the volume, all the boys I've kissed before, the summer

0:16:13.909 --> 0:16:16.309
<v Speaker 2>I tender. I feel like these are all the same film. Yeah, Anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>In twenty twenty two, a Lordie said those movies meant

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<v Speaker 2>there was increased paparazzi tension, which almost made him quit

0:16:22.509 --> 0:16:26.029
<v Speaker 2>acting entirely. Give him a tiny violin Claire. Is it

0:16:26.029 --> 0:16:29.549
<v Speaker 2>a big respect your roots he came from? This is

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<v Speaker 2>one I don't enjoy a Margo a Chris Hemsworth coming

0:16:33.549 --> 0:16:36.229
<v Speaker 2>out on neighbors or home and away. Nah.

0:16:36.469 --> 0:16:36.509
<v Speaker 3>No.

0:16:36.749 --> 0:16:39.549
<v Speaker 2>I think what he's doing is it's also kind of

0:16:39.589 --> 0:16:41.589
<v Speaker 2>shitting on the other people who were in that. And

0:16:41.629 --> 0:16:43.749
<v Speaker 2>there are people who were in that and they didn't

0:16:43.789 --> 0:16:47.629
<v Speaker 2>get more work. That's the pinnacle of their career. The

0:16:47.629 --> 0:16:49.629
<v Speaker 2>guy who played his little brother, haven't seen these him.

0:16:50.469 --> 0:16:52.909
<v Speaker 2>He will go to parties in LA and people will say,

0:16:53.149 --> 0:16:55.029
<v Speaker 2>what were you in? What were you in? He say, oh,

0:16:55.109 --> 0:16:57.749
<v Speaker 2>that film Jacob hates. Yeah, and he'll say yeah, one

0:16:57.789 --> 0:17:01.869
<v Speaker 2>two film that was a stepping stone for Jacob Alordi

0:17:01.989 --> 0:17:05.109
<v Speaker 2>the start. I was a stone and I was stepped Yeah.

0:17:05.189 --> 0:17:08.389
<v Speaker 2>The Kissing Booth one two and also five hundred should

0:17:08.429 --> 0:17:12.709
<v Speaker 2>also start. A young actor named Joey King akaa Gypsy

0:17:12.829 --> 0:17:15.869
<v Speaker 2>Rosie and her and Jacob actually dated for a little while,

0:17:16.429 --> 0:17:21.309
<v Speaker 2>which was surprising to me because she's quite short, so

0:17:21.389 --> 0:17:24.949
<v Speaker 2>it's a big height difference. Yeah, and well they broke

0:17:25.029 --> 0:17:26.469
<v Speaker 2>up and it could that could have been white. Yeah.

0:17:26.509 --> 0:17:29.109
<v Speaker 2>The point is she's pissed about his comments. She came

0:17:29.149 --> 0:17:31.789
<v Speaker 2>out and said, I think it's unfortunate anyone would feel

0:17:31.829 --> 0:17:34.709
<v Speaker 2>that way. I had a great time making those movies,

0:17:34.829 --> 0:17:37.749
<v Speaker 2>no matter what anyone says. But she doesn't mean no

0:17:37.789 --> 0:17:40.029
<v Speaker 2>matter what anyone says, she mays, no matter what Jacob says.

0:17:41.069 --> 0:17:44.389
<v Speaker 2>I also thought that Jacob Elodie came out and said

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<v Speaker 2>he had never seen Kissing Booth two. He never saw

0:17:47.829 --> 0:17:50.949
<v Speaker 2>the film. I think that's disrespectful. Yeah, you should see

0:17:50.949 --> 0:17:52.629
<v Speaker 2>the film that you're in, because how can you know

0:17:52.709 --> 0:17:55.749
<v Speaker 2>it's bad if you could have been edited really well

0:17:56.189 --> 0:17:59.269
<v Speaker 2>and it's like, don't thrust that on me. Yeah, to

0:17:59.389 --> 0:18:01.509
<v Speaker 2>decide whether or not it is good, the least you

0:18:01.549 --> 0:18:04.869
<v Speaker 2>can do is also watch it. Yeah, so he said,

0:18:05.509 --> 0:18:07.909
<v Speaker 2>I didn't say he did watch Kissing Booth three. Yeah,

0:18:08.029 --> 0:18:10.549
<v Speaker 2>well so he doesn't. He didn't see it. You think

0:18:10.549 --> 0:18:13.789
<v Speaker 2>you're better than the Kissing Booth. Yes, yes, he doesn't.

0:18:13.789 --> 0:18:15.469
<v Speaker 2>He go to the premiere, you know what I mean?

0:18:15.989 --> 0:18:18.709
<v Speaker 2>And as I say, he signed on for three, So

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<v Speaker 2>how did he know how to act in three if

0:18:21.349 --> 0:18:36.069
<v Speaker 2>you didn't know what happened in two Girlfriends? Especially the

0:18:36.109 --> 0:18:40.949
<v Speaker 2>college scandal one has previously mentioned. Jacob dated this Joey

0:18:41.069 --> 0:18:43.549
<v Speaker 2>King lass for a hot minute. But since then he

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<v Speaker 2>has had a number of high profile girlfriends, including Kai

0:18:46.669 --> 0:18:50.629
<v Speaker 2>Gerber Yes, who is the daughter of Sydney Crawford. Also Zendaya.

0:18:51.909 --> 0:18:54.669
<v Speaker 2>He dated end I didn't get that because they would

0:18:54.669 --> 0:18:56.909
<v Speaker 2>have hung out on your four r. Oh my god,

0:18:57.029 --> 0:19:02.469
<v Speaker 2>that's so hot. That is he's very with now. Oh

0:19:02.509 --> 0:19:05.349
<v Speaker 2>Tom Holland, I get him and Timothy mixed up. Yeah, No,

0:19:05.429 --> 0:19:08.229
<v Speaker 2>Tom Holland, little spider Man guy. Yeah, that's quite a

0:19:08.269 --> 0:19:15.149
<v Speaker 2>fa right cos okay to mare. But the thing is

0:19:15.229 --> 0:19:21.349
<v Speaker 2>that jacobal Aldi seems very ol Date'll date my coaster,

0:19:21.589 --> 0:19:26.189
<v Speaker 2>my coaster, I'll date my Hollywood equivalent for a hot minute.

0:19:26.229 --> 0:19:28.989
<v Speaker 2>Then we've got Olivia Jade. Oh, Jesse, I don't know

0:19:29.229 --> 0:19:34.229
<v Speaker 2>who Olivia Jade is. Well, give me one moment. Olivia

0:19:34.309 --> 0:19:37.429
<v Speaker 2>is a daughter of Laurie Laughlin aka the American actress

0:19:37.429 --> 0:19:41.669
<v Speaker 2>from Full House. Olivia is big on YouTube and Instagram,

0:19:41.709 --> 0:19:43.669
<v Speaker 2>but the reason you might know her is because of

0:19:43.669 --> 0:19:46.909
<v Speaker 2>her fraudulent application to the University of Southern Carolina. Back

0:19:46.949 --> 0:19:48.229
<v Speaker 2>in twenty nineteen.

0:19:47.989 --> 0:19:51.709
<v Speaker 1>Actress Laurie Lackland was accused, along with her fashion designer husband,

0:19:51.749 --> 0:19:54.229
<v Speaker 1>of paying five hundred thousand dollars in bribes to get

0:19:54.269 --> 0:19:57.669
<v Speaker 1>her two daughters into USC by posing them as recruits

0:19:57.669 --> 0:19:58.469
<v Speaker 1>on the crew team.

0:19:58.669 --> 0:20:02.149
<v Speaker 2>I accidentally I got hyper focus on the Livia Jade.

0:20:03.429 --> 0:20:06.509
<v Speaker 2>In twenty seventeen, Olivia was singing along to Stevie Wonders

0:20:06.509 --> 0:20:09.309
<v Speaker 2>signed Still Delivered. I'm yours in the car. This is

0:20:09.429 --> 0:20:11.549
<v Speaker 2>so real. No, please tell me. I need to know

0:20:11.949 --> 0:20:14.589
<v Speaker 2>about how she was singing. There is footage she was

0:20:14.589 --> 0:20:16.749
<v Speaker 2>filming herself with her phone and she did have a

0:20:16.749 --> 0:20:20.109
<v Speaker 2>car crash. I just got in her accident, vogguing this moment.

0:20:20.149 --> 0:20:21.789
<v Speaker 2>But that was really scary. Some guy to hit me

0:20:21.869 --> 0:20:23.069
<v Speaker 2>and then I had the leading in front of me.

0:20:23.389 --> 0:20:27.869
<v Speaker 5>I'm shaking, not hurt. I had hurts a little, but

0:20:27.949 --> 0:20:29.629
<v Speaker 5>it was just like more panic, I think.

0:20:29.789 --> 0:20:33.669
<v Speaker 2>But no, technically the car behind her crashed into her

0:20:33.709 --> 0:20:36.909
<v Speaker 2>and then she hit the car in front. But she

0:20:37.189 --> 0:20:39.909
<v Speaker 2>was filming and posting a vlog about it, and in

0:20:39.949 --> 0:20:43.309
<v Speaker 2>that vlog she pledged never to text and drive at

0:20:43.309 --> 0:20:48.829
<v Speaker 2>the wheel again. Wow, because she said it's dangerous to

0:20:48.869 --> 0:20:55.589
<v Speaker 2>be distracted while driving is brand new information. She should

0:20:55.669 --> 0:20:59.069
<v Speaker 2>chat to Lara about road rules and safety. I just

0:20:59.189 --> 0:21:04.069
<v Speaker 2>don't need like an eighteen year old Olivia Jade telling

0:21:04.109 --> 0:21:05.989
<v Speaker 2>me not to text and drive when she's in an

0:21:06.029 --> 0:21:08.429
<v Speaker 2>accident and she's currently filming in a moving vehicle. I

0:21:08.629 --> 0:21:09.909
<v Speaker 2>don't need it. And I see it all the time.

0:21:09.949 --> 0:21:11.549
<v Speaker 2>I see people they've got their phone, and this is her.

0:21:11.709 --> 0:21:13.629
<v Speaker 2>She has her phone like on the dashboard and she's

0:21:13.669 --> 0:21:17.829
<v Speaker 2>singing Stevie Wonder signed Silk Livid, I'm yours and ah.

0:21:18.749 --> 0:21:20.829
<v Speaker 2>She keeps looking at the camera because she's like looking

0:21:20.869 --> 0:21:22.349
<v Speaker 2>at herself or whatever. And then she had a car

0:21:22.349 --> 0:21:24.629
<v Speaker 2>accident and I was like, well, did they crash into

0:21:24.669 --> 0:21:27.789
<v Speaker 2>you or did you crash into them? Anyway, apparently there

0:21:27.789 --> 0:21:29.829
<v Speaker 2>was smoke coming out the back of her car. Truckman

0:21:29.909 --> 0:21:31.749
<v Speaker 2>had to pull her over and go, your car's on fire,

0:21:31.749 --> 0:21:34.149
<v Speaker 2>and her mum had to pick her up. Now it's

0:21:34.189 --> 0:21:38.309
<v Speaker 2>twenty eighteen. Olivia poses on a rowing machine, which is

0:21:38.389 --> 0:21:42.149
<v Speaker 2>later submitted as part of her college application. The implication

0:21:42.469 --> 0:21:44.989
<v Speaker 2>was that she was a competitive rower, which she was

0:21:45.029 --> 0:21:47.949
<v Speaker 2>not at the time. Her parents also bribed a coach

0:21:47.989 --> 0:21:50.149
<v Speaker 2>at the college just a little bit to the sum

0:21:50.189 --> 0:21:52.989
<v Speaker 2>of half a million US dollars to say she was

0:21:53.029 --> 0:21:56.949
<v Speaker 2>a real athletic prospect. I cannot emphasize this enough. She

0:21:57.069 --> 0:22:00.269
<v Speaker 2>was not a real prospect. The problem with this lie

0:22:01.189 --> 0:22:05.069
<v Speaker 2>is so you get in and they say, Olivia j

0:22:05.389 --> 0:22:08.029
<v Speaker 2>this is like you and navel and oh my god.

0:22:08.109 --> 0:22:10.549
<v Speaker 2>So when we're in high school, we Claire and I

0:22:10.589 --> 0:22:12.749
<v Speaker 2>were forced to go in athletic competitions. And then once

0:22:12.789 --> 0:22:15.109
<v Speaker 2>you threw a javelin and I think it accidentally got

0:22:15.189 --> 0:22:18.149
<v Speaker 2>some wind. There was accidentally a bit of wind on

0:22:18.189 --> 0:22:20.149
<v Speaker 2>the javelin, and they said that was a good shot,

0:22:20.189 --> 0:22:21.469
<v Speaker 2>and you were like, I don't really want to take

0:22:21.509 --> 0:22:24.189
<v Speaker 2>my other ones, and you walked off. And then this

0:22:24.309 --> 0:22:26.669
<v Speaker 2>list comes out of people who progress to the next

0:22:26.909 --> 0:22:30.229
<v Speaker 2>round the regional competition, and they were like, Claire, you

0:22:30.269 --> 0:22:32.309
<v Speaker 2>got through for javelin, and you were like, this is

0:22:32.869 --> 0:22:37.789
<v Speaker 2>my single words mayor, and then you never went. I

0:22:37.789 --> 0:22:40.149
<v Speaker 2>didn't think I went. It was like you got into state.

0:22:41.309 --> 0:22:44.949
<v Speaker 2>What I got throw a javelin? I got throw a shit.

0:22:45.629 --> 0:22:48.429
<v Speaker 2>So I'm like, was it simply an error? It could

0:22:48.469 --> 0:22:50.629
<v Speaker 2>have been a rounding era. I think maybe, like I

0:22:50.669 --> 0:22:52.989
<v Speaker 2>threw a javelin, but somebody else has thrown a javelin.

0:22:53.269 --> 0:22:55.509
<v Speaker 2>I think maybe no one else did javelin. No, no,

0:22:55.589 --> 0:22:59.949
<v Speaker 2>that's also a distinct possibility. Fuck fuck fuck. But the

0:23:00.029 --> 0:23:03.909
<v Speaker 2>problem is when yeah, you pretend to be good at

0:23:04.389 --> 0:23:08.549
<v Speaker 2>and then I can't imagine anything worse than going to college.

0:23:08.789 --> 0:23:12.389
<v Speaker 2>And they say his the rowing team get in a

0:23:12.469 --> 0:23:14.909
<v Speaker 2>row boat, which is not called a rowboat. It's called

0:23:14.989 --> 0:23:22.389
<v Speaker 2>a called it's called a kayak, it's not a kayak.

0:23:22.829 --> 0:23:26.989
<v Speaker 2>And here's an aw. I think, now here's an all everybody,

0:23:27.549 --> 0:23:31.629
<v Speaker 2>everybody go do your thing. And there are all these

0:23:31.749 --> 0:23:34.189
<v Speaker 2>rowing girls you don't know, and they're yelling the things

0:23:34.309 --> 0:23:37.549
<v Speaker 2>going one, two, three, four, and you're just now. Levia

0:23:37.669 --> 0:23:41.149
<v Speaker 2>Jade is in the middle like, I don't row, I flog,

0:23:41.509 --> 0:23:45.389
<v Speaker 2>I can I flog this? And she will be like

0:23:45.509 --> 0:23:50.269
<v Speaker 2>layd down Sally. She will be like laydown Sally when

0:23:50.309 --> 0:23:52.509
<v Speaker 2>he was rowing. And then the famous area is an

0:23:52.509 --> 0:23:55.469
<v Speaker 2>Australian famous rower. I don't know if it was the Olympics,

0:23:55.509 --> 0:23:58.229
<v Speaker 2>but they were rowing and then I think she passed

0:23:58.229 --> 0:24:00.349
<v Speaker 2>out or something and everyone was like layd down Sally

0:24:00.429 --> 0:24:03.909
<v Speaker 2>and she was ridiculed. It's probably incredibly, incredibly sad, but

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<v Speaker 2>all I'm saying is that that's is that Olivia Jade

0:24:06.589 --> 0:24:10.149
<v Speaker 2>is going to go very lay down Sally. Anyway. So

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<v Speaker 2>Olivia gets accepted and she's on her YouTube channel saying

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<v Speaker 2>things like I don't know how.

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<v Speaker 5>Much of school I'm going to attend, but I'm going

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<v Speaker 5>to go in and talk to my deans and everyone

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<v Speaker 5>and hope that I can try and balance it all.

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<v Speaker 5>But I do want the experience of like game days, partying.

0:24:24.869 --> 0:24:26.109
<v Speaker 5>I don't really care about school.

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<v Speaker 2>And she also actively gave advice on how to apply

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<v Speaker 2>to university on her YouTube channel. You could cheat, for example,

0:24:32.709 --> 0:24:36.589
<v Speaker 2>you could cheat, you could you could have a million

0:24:36.629 --> 0:24:41.269
<v Speaker 2>dollars bribery helps. Then it's March twenty nineteen. Olivia is

0:24:41.349 --> 0:24:43.509
<v Speaker 2>minding her own business on a super yacht in the

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<v Speaker 2>Bahamas when her parents get arrested for their alleged involvement

0:24:46.669 --> 0:24:50.229
<v Speaker 2>in the conspiracy. I need you to know that Olivia

0:24:50.349 --> 0:24:53.989
<v Speaker 2>was on a friend's yacht. That friend's father, who owned

0:24:54.029 --> 0:24:56.349
<v Speaker 2>the yacht, was on the board of trustees at the

0:24:56.429 --> 0:24:58.989
<v Speaker 2>University of Seeing. Oh okay, so it seems like there

0:24:59.029 --> 0:25:01.269
<v Speaker 2>was a lot. There was a laughing, and she was

0:25:01.309 --> 0:25:03.229
<v Speaker 2>sitting there and like, the FBI is all like, oh,

0:25:03.269 --> 0:25:05.229
<v Speaker 2>we've rested your parents to this conspiracy, and she's like,

0:25:05.269 --> 0:25:06.869
<v Speaker 2>what conspiracy? And they're like, are you on a one

0:25:06.949 --> 0:25:09.469
<v Speaker 2>hundred million dollar yacht in the Bahamas with a guy

0:25:09.509 --> 0:25:12.509
<v Speaker 2>on the board of this university. Yeah, but so, but

0:25:12.629 --> 0:25:16.509
<v Speaker 2>say that's a relevant in everyone. No, no, not. Olivia

0:25:16.629 --> 0:25:20.269
<v Speaker 2>never went to the college for fear of being bullied.

0:25:20.549 --> 0:25:24.669
<v Speaker 2>Oh the poor thing hurt. Mum and dad both pleaded

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<v Speaker 2>guilty and did prison time.

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<v Speaker 4>Actress Lori Lachlan got emotional as a judge sends her

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<v Speaker 4>to two months in prison for her role in the

0:25:32.269 --> 0:25:37.189
<v Speaker 4>college admission scandal. Prosecutor say her husband, fashion designer Massimogia Newley,

0:25:37.469 --> 0:25:40.589
<v Speaker 4>had a more active role and was sentenced to five months.

0:25:41.069 --> 0:25:45.189
<v Speaker 4>At times, a judge express outrage, calling out the couple's greed,

0:25:45.589 --> 0:25:48.269
<v Speaker 4>telling Lachlan, we can only hope you will spend the

0:25:48.269 --> 0:25:50.789
<v Speaker 4>rest of your charmed life to make amends.

0:25:51.189 --> 0:25:54.469
<v Speaker 2>Imagine your parent going to prison because they lied to

0:25:54.509 --> 0:25:56.549
<v Speaker 2>get you into college and you don't even really want

0:25:56.589 --> 0:25:59.349
<v Speaker 2>to go. You don't go because you don't want to

0:25:59.349 --> 0:26:02.789
<v Speaker 2>get bullied. Oh if I was the mom, I'm in prison,

0:26:02.829 --> 0:26:05.509
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, ah, it's like you better you go and

0:26:05.589 --> 0:26:08.589
<v Speaker 2>you get bullied. Yeah, honestly, I have sacrificed a lot.

0:26:08.629 --> 0:26:11.589
<v Speaker 2>You pretend like you can wrote any So that's Jacob's

0:26:11.589 --> 0:26:13.949
<v Speaker 2>current girlfriend, Olivia, and it has been very on again,

0:26:14.029 --> 0:26:16.909
<v Speaker 2>off again it's a shame that that's all she's known for,

0:26:17.229 --> 0:26:20.429
<v Speaker 2>because maybe she's way for the car crash. Yeah yeah, yeah,

0:26:20.469 --> 0:26:24.029
<v Speaker 2>But maybe she's lovely, maybe she's funny, maybe she's interesting.

0:26:24.429 --> 0:26:28.989
<v Speaker 2>She's definitely beautiful, that's true. But she could be a

0:26:29.029 --> 0:26:32.589
<v Speaker 2>great person. She just had that one. This is sip

0:26:32.669 --> 0:26:36.069
<v Speaker 2>up and it's an adjacent crime. Is Jacob aloid guilty?

0:26:36.149 --> 0:26:40.669
<v Speaker 2>You could argue no, but it is a crime. He's

0:26:40.709 --> 0:26:43.349
<v Speaker 2>simply that it's adjacently related to this case. The heart

0:26:43.389 --> 0:26:45.629
<v Speaker 2>wants what it wants. We can't help who we love.

0:26:45.989 --> 0:26:48.189
<v Speaker 2>It's just that we do love people with status and

0:26:48.229 --> 0:26:52.909
<v Speaker 2>will and who leave it cheating. That's okay, that's okay.

0:26:52.989 --> 0:26:55.909
<v Speaker 3>Hi, I'm Jacob Elodie and I'm hosting SNL this week

0:26:55.949 --> 0:26:56.669
<v Speaker 3>with Renee Rapp.

0:26:56.789 --> 0:26:59.309
<v Speaker 2>Renee, You're so right. Here's so baby girl. You know

0:26:59.389 --> 0:27:01.789
<v Speaker 2>That's what I said. He's so baby girl. Me. I'm

0:27:01.829 --> 0:27:05.749
<v Speaker 2>a baby girl now, speaking of crimes SNL. In January

0:27:05.829 --> 0:27:08.429
<v Speaker 2>of this year, Jacob hosted the first episode of Saturday

0:27:08.509 --> 0:27:10.789
<v Speaker 2>Night Live for twenty twenty four. A lot of his

0:27:10.909 --> 0:27:13.349
<v Speaker 2>jokes were about being hot and also being tall, both

0:27:13.349 --> 0:27:15.389
<v Speaker 2>of which are true and I would argue.

0:27:15.149 --> 0:27:17.589
<v Speaker 3>Relevant I'm not much of a public speaker, so I

0:27:17.669 --> 0:27:20.389
<v Speaker 3>thought i'd open it up to some questions from the audience.

0:27:20.789 --> 0:27:24.749
<v Speaker 2>Hi, no question, I just want to look at you.

0:27:28.229 --> 0:27:29.429
<v Speaker 3>Are you done?

0:27:29.749 --> 0:27:31.909
<v Speaker 2>Not yet? Almost?

0:27:32.949 --> 0:27:33.429
<v Speaker 3>Okay?

0:27:33.709 --> 0:27:33.989
<v Speaker 5>Done.

0:27:34.589 --> 0:27:38.109
<v Speaker 2>The Guardian called his performance underwhelming, and The Atlantic said

0:27:38.149 --> 0:27:41.029
<v Speaker 2>his attractiveness worked against him, which is a sentence I

0:27:41.029 --> 0:27:43.909
<v Speaker 2>would like written about me. Yeah. Well, the thing, okay,

0:27:43.949 --> 0:27:48.909
<v Speaker 2>the thing about SNL is it's always cringe to host

0:27:49.069 --> 0:27:52.029
<v Speaker 2>SNL because you're trying to be funny. However, in the

0:27:52.029 --> 0:27:53.869
<v Speaker 2>clips I saw of him, I don't think he was

0:27:53.869 --> 0:27:55.949
<v Speaker 2>cringe and I think I don't think he was. I

0:27:55.949 --> 0:27:58.229
<v Speaker 2>think what he did was he balanced when I could

0:27:58.229 --> 0:28:01.189
<v Speaker 2>be cringe or I could be cool, a little bit

0:28:01.269 --> 0:28:05.269
<v Speaker 2>lazy on that story. The thing is like he didn't write.

0:28:05.629 --> 0:28:07.109
<v Speaker 2>You sit there with a writer's room and write a

0:28:07.109 --> 0:28:09.389
<v Speaker 2>bunch of things, and the writer's room is going and

0:28:09.549 --> 0:28:13.349
<v Speaker 2>he's a thing. Right with comedy, it's so visual that

0:28:13.469 --> 0:28:16.389
<v Speaker 2>it's like, if you are pregnant, you get a joke

0:28:16.429 --> 0:28:19.989
<v Speaker 2>about that, right green hair, Like if you're wearing a

0:28:20.029 --> 0:28:23.709
<v Speaker 2>silly suit, you've got to acknowledge it because everyone's watching.

0:28:24.389 --> 0:28:26.829
<v Speaker 2>I went and saw a comedy guy in New York,

0:28:26.949 --> 0:28:29.429
<v Speaker 2>who'd been hit by a bus. Okay, right, physically I

0:28:29.429 --> 0:28:31.309
<v Speaker 2>could tell he'd been hit by a bus. Okay, that

0:28:31.349 --> 0:28:32.949
<v Speaker 2>guy didn't tell the story of being hit by a bus.

0:28:32.989 --> 0:28:35.109
<v Speaker 2>I'd got my money back. His whole set was about

0:28:35.109 --> 0:28:37.789
<v Speaker 2>being hit by a bus. It's hilarious. But I was like,

0:28:37.829 --> 0:28:40.589
<v Speaker 2>this what very physical comedy, right, And that's the thing

0:28:40.629 --> 0:28:42.469
<v Speaker 2>with Jacob Lordie. I just think that he's got to

0:28:42.509 --> 0:28:46.429
<v Speaker 2>acknowledge what everyone else can see. And I don't know

0:28:46.509 --> 0:28:50.029
<v Speaker 2>what else he can joke about because everything about him

0:28:50.109 --> 0:28:52.989
<v Speaker 2>is perfect. Yeah, it can't be self deprecating. No, it

0:28:53.029 --> 0:28:56.669
<v Speaker 2>can't because he's perfect. Yeah. I don't really blame him

0:28:56.709 --> 0:28:59.269
<v Speaker 2>for any of this. Like I've seen really hot comedians

0:28:59.349 --> 0:29:01.309
<v Speaker 2>talk about like not being able to get a girlfriend.

0:29:01.709 --> 0:29:04.149
<v Speaker 2>Jacoba LORDI can't say that. No, And what do we

0:29:04.149 --> 0:29:06.589
<v Speaker 2>want him to go for? Matt Rife? Because so many

0:29:06.629 --> 0:29:09.349
<v Speaker 2>from people hate me for really no reason. And it

0:29:09.389 --> 0:29:11.949
<v Speaker 2>really made me realize that, like people only hate somebody

0:29:11.989 --> 0:29:14.269
<v Speaker 2>they're jealous of. Do you think people who hate Osama

0:29:14.269 --> 0:29:16.909
<v Speaker 2>bin Laden are jealous of him? No? No, no, no,

0:29:17.149 --> 0:29:19.029
<v Speaker 2>it's the only thing he can do and he's not

0:29:19.069 --> 0:29:21.589
<v Speaker 2>a comedian, is an actor. Yeah, And in the acting bits.

0:29:21.629 --> 0:29:25.069
<v Speaker 2>He's really really good, but then every single skit was

0:29:25.109 --> 0:29:27.789
<v Speaker 2>about him being hot and tall, like that was the

0:29:27.829 --> 0:29:29.989
<v Speaker 2>whole thing. There was one that was like a women's

0:29:29.989 --> 0:29:33.629
<v Speaker 2>support group for addicts, and he's like a sex addict,

0:29:33.989 --> 0:29:36.749
<v Speaker 2>and it's clear that it's a women's only group, but

0:29:36.869 --> 0:29:39.589
<v Speaker 2>he's accidentally wandered in and they're all like, please don't leave.

0:29:39.589 --> 0:29:41.149
<v Speaker 2>We really really like stay, stay stay.

0:29:41.269 --> 0:29:44.589
<v Speaker 3>I'm drugs and alcohol, I act out sexually with women.

0:29:46.989 --> 0:29:50.909
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, that's tough. That's kind of funny because I'm

0:29:50.949 --> 0:29:54.549
<v Speaker 2>turned on, Yeah, just by him his presence. Yeah, exactly.

0:29:54.789 --> 0:29:58.149
<v Speaker 2>All right. Finally, Claire, I've heard it said that you

0:29:58.229 --> 0:30:01.709
<v Speaker 2>know what's funnier than Jacobal Lordie hosting SNL, Well, Jacobal

0:30:01.749 --> 0:30:04.869
<v Speaker 2>Lordie hitting a guy at the Chloe. Ah, yes, the

0:30:04.949 --> 0:30:07.269
<v Speaker 2>time Jacobal Lordie hit a guy at the Chloe a

0:30:07.269 --> 0:30:10.429
<v Speaker 2>few weeks ago. So Jacob was at the Clovell Hotel,

0:30:10.509 --> 0:30:13.389
<v Speaker 2>minding his own business when he was accosted by Joshua

0:30:13.469 --> 0:30:16.309
<v Speaker 2>Fox from Kiss FM. And this is why people moved

0:30:16.309 --> 0:30:20.429
<v Speaker 2>to La and hold on Kiss FM. Just Kyl and Jacket,

0:30:20.509 --> 0:30:23.029
<v Speaker 2>Carl and Jackie. We actually have audio of what happened

0:30:23.029 --> 0:30:26.029
<v Speaker 2>because Joshua was recording and he played it on radio.

0:30:26.189 --> 0:30:28.549
<v Speaker 2>He approaches a Lordie with an empty jar, and at

0:30:28.589 --> 0:30:32.029
<v Speaker 2>first a Lordie is very polite, and then Fox requests

0:30:32.069 --> 0:30:33.989
<v Speaker 2>that a Lordie phill it with bathwater to send it

0:30:34.029 --> 0:30:38.949
<v Speaker 2>to the studio for Jackie. It's FM radio bullshit. I

0:30:39.029 --> 0:30:40.909
<v Speaker 2>just want to say, I'm from the Kyl and Jacket show,

0:30:41.789 --> 0:30:44.749
<v Speaker 2>verly random, but could I give you this? Jackie wants present.

0:30:45.269 --> 0:30:47.949
<v Speaker 3>Lord she's a big fine of the movie. What am

0:30:47.949 --> 0:30:50.229
<v Speaker 3>I supposed to do? And you can send it to

0:30:50.269 --> 0:30:51.549
<v Speaker 3>the studio?

0:30:53.469 --> 0:30:56.269
<v Speaker 4>And Jackie ask, do.

0:30:56.429 --> 0:30:56.989
<v Speaker 5>You not remember?

0:30:57.709 --> 0:31:01.309
<v Speaker 2>Give you that? The thing A Lordi seems to be

0:31:01.309 --> 0:31:03.989
<v Speaker 2>annoyed about is that Fox is filming without his consent,

0:31:04.269 --> 0:31:08.589
<v Speaker 2>and he says, can you not man please? On radio,

0:31:08.749 --> 0:31:11.589
<v Speaker 2>Fox said things escalate when he stopped filming, and A

0:31:11.669 --> 0:31:15.229
<v Speaker 2>lord He demanded he delete the footage. Fox refused. He

0:31:15.269 --> 0:31:17.509
<v Speaker 2>said on radio, if I delete this and there's no

0:31:17.549 --> 0:31:20.869
<v Speaker 2>evidence that this interaction happened, and yeah, mate, that's a

0:31:21.029 --> 0:31:23.909
<v Speaker 2>fucking point. Yeah, Like that's why he wanted you to

0:31:23.949 --> 0:31:27.189
<v Speaker 2>delete it. It's also super prank, like like, hey, can

0:31:27.229 --> 0:31:30.069
<v Speaker 2>you fill this with bath water? It's not carrying bathwater

0:31:30.069 --> 0:31:32.669
<v Speaker 2>with him. I'm not in a bar. I'm not a bath.

0:31:32.789 --> 0:31:34.429
<v Speaker 2>And it's like, have you seen the movie? Do you

0:31:34.469 --> 0:31:36.709
<v Speaker 2>get it? I don't know, I don't know. It's just

0:31:36.749 --> 0:31:39.749
<v Speaker 2>it misses it. Just this is what I struggle with.

0:31:40.189 --> 0:31:42.709
<v Speaker 2>How do you want him to answer that? Because the

0:31:42.869 --> 0:31:46.029
<v Speaker 2>joke is on Jacob. There's no way for him to

0:31:46.109 --> 0:31:49.669
<v Speaker 2>answer it in lack a funny way. There's no bath

0:31:49.709 --> 0:31:52.549
<v Speaker 2>about it. He's not currently in a bath. So what

0:31:52.629 --> 0:31:54.469
<v Speaker 2>do you want him to give Jackie? You know, he

0:31:54.469 --> 0:31:58.349
<v Speaker 2>should just ejaculated it. I know. So you have to

0:31:58.389 --> 0:32:00.669
<v Speaker 2>have seen the film to get that reference. Yeah, otherwise

0:32:00.709 --> 0:32:04.309
<v Speaker 2>that's a crime. Is it to ejaculate into someone's jar?

0:32:05.149 --> 0:32:06.589
<v Speaker 2>Not if they give you the jar and you go

0:32:06.709 --> 0:32:12.709
<v Speaker 2>to a toilet and I think it's a little You can't.

0:32:12.869 --> 0:32:15.549
<v Speaker 2>You can't ejaculate on the street into a jar. No,

0:32:16.229 --> 0:32:21.389
<v Speaker 2>but if no one else can see the penis maybe yeah,

0:32:21.469 --> 0:32:24.069
<v Speaker 2>Well good on him for not doing that. Good on him.

0:32:24.389 --> 0:32:28.989
<v Speaker 2>And things got physical. Allegedly Jacob grabbed his throat. Why

0:32:29.029 --> 0:32:32.229
<v Speaker 2>he wouldn't do that because someone would impregnate themselves. Gosh,

0:32:32.309 --> 0:32:34.149
<v Speaker 2>I can like hate women. You could sell that for

0:32:34.189 --> 0:32:37.349
<v Speaker 2>a lot on eBay. Ah. I wonder kids if I

0:32:37.429 --> 0:32:41.549
<v Speaker 2>wanted it Yeah. Now what's happened is that no charges

0:32:41.589 --> 0:32:44.549
<v Speaker 2>have yet been laid, Which why do we think that is?

0:32:44.629 --> 0:32:46.469
<v Speaker 2>Do we think because I don't think that Josh was

0:32:46.509 --> 0:32:48.909
<v Speaker 2>pressing them because he knows that he was being a troll. Yeah,

0:32:48.949 --> 0:32:52.309
<v Speaker 2>and I think Josh was also probably lazy and chaotic. Yeah,

0:32:52.389 --> 0:32:54.189
<v Speaker 2>the fact that he just turned he just wanted the press.

0:32:54.469 --> 0:32:57.229
<v Speaker 2>So he's like, I've got what I wanted. They're harassing

0:32:57.309 --> 0:33:00.229
<v Speaker 2>his mother who's screaming at the press, being like, get

0:33:00.229 --> 0:33:02.349
<v Speaker 2>off my lawn. I read the Daily Mail article where

0:33:02.349 --> 0:33:04.029
<v Speaker 2>the Daily Mail showed up to her house and then

0:33:04.029 --> 0:33:05.749
<v Speaker 2>she said, can you please get away from it? Now?

0:33:05.869 --> 0:33:07.229
<v Speaker 2>Is that KISSFM produces?

0:33:07.269 --> 0:33:07.429
<v Speaker 4>Mother?

0:33:08.069 --> 0:33:08.269
<v Speaker 5>No?

0:33:09.349 --> 0:33:12.389
<v Speaker 2>Your mom? She was like can you please go away?

0:33:12.469 --> 0:33:13.829
<v Speaker 2>And they were like she was really rude to us,

0:33:13.869 --> 0:33:17.189
<v Speaker 2>and it's like, why are you at home? That's private.

0:33:17.349 --> 0:33:20.509
<v Speaker 2>The reason Jacob is not going to want charges is

0:33:20.509 --> 0:33:22.389
<v Speaker 2>because if there's charges and that man can't get a

0:33:22.429 --> 0:33:25.069
<v Speaker 2>us viza, then what then watch I'll tell you what.

0:33:25.869 --> 0:33:29.869
<v Speaker 2>He's stuck in Australia working on Australian television movies and

0:33:29.909 --> 0:33:35.309
<v Speaker 2>he's playing Chappelle Korby's father, so true, that's the only role.

0:33:35.909 --> 0:33:38.589
<v Speaker 2>Like remember the Princess Mary movie. Yeah, so what he's

0:33:38.589 --> 0:33:41.909
<v Speaker 2>playing Frederick. They're good Frederick. Yeah, but it's just young.

0:33:42.149 --> 0:33:44.909
<v Speaker 2>He's better than that. We need him playing Elvis because

0:33:44.909 --> 0:33:46.989
<v Speaker 2>then we can go he's one of ours, he's from

0:33:47.029 --> 0:33:49.069
<v Speaker 2>he's just a busy boy, he's one of us. We

0:33:49.109 --> 0:33:53.149
<v Speaker 2>can't have him stuck here where people are asking him

0:33:53.149 --> 0:33:57.189
<v Speaker 2>free spam. No, it's better than that. It's inappropriate when

0:33:57.229 --> 0:34:00.789
<v Speaker 2>he's back paying. It's like Corney Kardashian saying her, I mean,

0:34:00.829 --> 0:34:03.509
<v Speaker 2>and none of us are acting in ways that we're

0:34:03.549 --> 0:34:07.549
<v Speaker 2>proud of. No, not even with burried black let alone

0:34:07.589 --> 0:34:11.589
<v Speaker 2>with Jacob exactly, I a guy from the Queen's gamb

0:34:11.589 --> 0:34:13.989
<v Speaker 2>but at a cafe once. Yeah, I was lost. I

0:34:14.149 --> 0:34:19.189
<v Speaker 2>was lost. He was being all beautiful little boy from love. Actually,

0:34:29.629 --> 0:34:34.749
<v Speaker 2>Claire's time for charges and sentences. I don't want to

0:34:34.789 --> 0:34:37.589
<v Speaker 2>charge him with the song as previously say. Oh yeah, sorry,

0:34:37.629 --> 0:34:42.669
<v Speaker 2>did he get to that dec Sorry he up against

0:34:42.669 --> 0:34:46.789
<v Speaker 2>a wall throat. I mean this is alleged. Okay, here's

0:34:46.829 --> 0:34:49.989
<v Speaker 2>what I'll say. After seeing the Kissing Booth where Noah

0:34:50.149 --> 0:34:53.229
<v Speaker 2>Jacob a Lordi's central character trait is that he gets

0:34:53.229 --> 0:34:57.989
<v Speaker 2>into fights. It's quite hot in the movie. But violence

0:34:58.949 --> 0:35:02.469
<v Speaker 2>endors violence. But you can't go around asking for jars

0:35:02.509 --> 0:35:05.469
<v Speaker 2>of semen. You can't a lot of money. He might

0:35:05.469 --> 0:35:08.189
<v Speaker 2>want his own children one day. I'm very impressed that

0:35:08.389 --> 0:35:12.349
<v Speaker 2>no photos or video of the violence have been shared

0:35:12.469 --> 0:35:15.469
<v Speaker 2>because no one would have taken any Why because it

0:35:15.469 --> 0:35:18.389
<v Speaker 2>would have happened so quickly, and because it wasn't inside

0:35:18.429 --> 0:35:21.469
<v Speaker 2>the Chloe. This Joshua guy waited for Jacob to leave

0:35:21.509 --> 0:35:24.909
<v Speaker 2>and then kind of but still you look at Michael

0:35:24.949 --> 0:35:30.269
<v Speaker 2>Clark and Carlile. That was a very long fight with

0:35:30.389 --> 0:35:33.189
<v Speaker 2>shirtless men and children around. It's like, why did people

0:35:33.189 --> 0:35:37.149
<v Speaker 2>film that and not film? Was very Jacob smart enough

0:35:37.149 --> 0:35:40.909
<v Speaker 2>to not Okay, I'd just be interested all in la

0:35:41.029 --> 0:35:44.189
<v Speaker 2>he lives. He's been very quiet, very sorry anyway, as

0:35:44.229 --> 0:35:46.869
<v Speaker 2>part of my charger, don't want him charge for this, okay,

0:35:46.989 --> 0:35:48.709
<v Speaker 2>because I need him to go on and do great

0:35:48.709 --> 0:35:51.109
<v Speaker 2>things so that I can point and go see Australians

0:35:51.149 --> 0:35:54.229
<v Speaker 2>do good things. We like him, We like Margo Robbie,

0:35:54.429 --> 0:35:57.189
<v Speaker 2>we like Cate Blanchette and so on. His presence in

0:35:57.229 --> 0:36:02.349
<v Speaker 2>Hollywood is crucial for women's orgasms. Yes, it's very Australian respect.

0:36:02.509 --> 0:36:04.429
<v Speaker 2>I'd like to see him win a thing. I read

0:36:04.429 --> 0:36:07.189
<v Speaker 2>a thing that said he's what Hollywood tried to do

0:36:07.229 --> 0:36:09.789
<v Speaker 2>with like an army hammer. Oh no, no, no, I

0:36:09.829 --> 0:36:14.429
<v Speaker 2>read thing said he is what Hollywood wants Timothy challow

0:36:14.429 --> 0:36:17.669
<v Speaker 2>May to be. I think Timothy challo May is Timothy

0:36:17.749 --> 0:36:22.629
<v Speaker 2>challow May like. I think he's preached high. Yeah, I

0:36:22.629 --> 0:36:25.669
<v Speaker 2>don't think Timothy Challo May is lacking. Here's the thing.

0:36:26.149 --> 0:36:30.629
<v Speaker 2>Here's the thing. Jacob Alordie is more mainstream than Timothy Challomaye. Now,

0:36:30.749 --> 0:36:34.989
<v Speaker 2>oh interesting because timothyd wonka. I've spent the past seven

0:36:35.069 --> 0:36:39.469
<v Speaker 2>years traveling the world perfecting my craft. You see, I'm

0:36:39.509 --> 0:36:42.629
<v Speaker 2>something of a magician in vendor and chocolate maker. So

0:36:42.789 --> 0:36:47.709
<v Speaker 2>quiet up and listen down. Nope, scratch that. No, that

0:36:47.829 --> 0:36:50.469
<v Speaker 2>was embarrassing. That was really embarrassing. And he's with Kylie

0:36:50.469 --> 0:36:53.149
<v Speaker 2>and I'm not I'm not sure about it. No, no,

0:36:53.389 --> 0:36:56.269
<v Speaker 2>I'm not sure about it. Look. I think his crime

0:36:56.349 --> 0:36:58.229
<v Speaker 2>is being hot in a way that is distracting and

0:36:58.269 --> 0:37:01.149
<v Speaker 2>needs to be verbally addressed when he walks into anyone

0:37:02.269 --> 0:37:05.309
<v Speaker 2>six boy. That needs to be context for the hotness

0:37:05.349 --> 0:37:09.349
<v Speaker 2>and relatedly, the tallness. My sentence is unrelated. I'd like

0:37:09.429 --> 0:37:13.429
<v Speaker 2>to see him appear in more of Olivia's flogs me too.

0:37:13.469 --> 0:37:16.909
<v Speaker 2>He's really charismatic when he's like interviewed, like being casual.

0:37:16.989 --> 0:37:19.509
<v Speaker 2>Have you seen the interview where I think he was

0:37:19.509 --> 0:37:22.469
<v Speaker 2>being interviewed by like an American TV network and he's

0:37:22.509 --> 0:37:25.029
<v Speaker 2>in a hotel room and his parents are in the background. No,

0:37:25.069 --> 0:37:27.349
<v Speaker 2>And it's just so Australian. They're like, who's in the background.

0:37:27.349 --> 0:37:28.989
<v Speaker 2>He's like, Oh, it's my mom and dad. I'm like,

0:37:29.029 --> 0:37:30.549
<v Speaker 2>who are the people sitting on your bed that I

0:37:30.549 --> 0:37:32.989
<v Speaker 2>can see in the in the mirror.

0:37:33.349 --> 0:37:43.189
<v Speaker 1>In the mirror and dad.

0:37:40.989 --> 0:37:45.029
<v Speaker 2>So observive, So sixy why you have a mom and

0:37:45.109 --> 0:37:49.269
<v Speaker 2>dad at anyway? So she's big on YouTube and Insta

0:37:49.309 --> 0:37:52.069
<v Speaker 2>and I just feel like she could be vlogging giving

0:37:52.109 --> 0:37:53.869
<v Speaker 2>advice on how to get invited on like a one

0:37:53.949 --> 0:37:56.709
<v Speaker 2>hundred million dollar a year that's sorts of thing, sharing

0:37:56.749 --> 0:37:59.109
<v Speaker 2>more details about what it's like to go out with

0:37:59.149 --> 0:38:03.149
<v Speaker 2>such man yep so to have unlimited access to his spur.

0:38:04.709 --> 0:38:06.749
<v Speaker 2>And I can see her kind of walking around the

0:38:06.829 --> 0:38:09.189
<v Speaker 2>Chloe just like how I'm met the Chloe blah blah blah,

0:38:09.189 --> 0:38:11.469
<v Speaker 2>and then in the backgrounds just what he decking, Josh

0:38:11.509 --> 0:38:14.869
<v Speaker 2>you are? You know? I would watch that more content

0:38:15.109 --> 0:38:19.309
<v Speaker 2>from Olivia with Jacob in the background. Okay, what's your charge?

0:38:19.549 --> 0:38:23.029
<v Speaker 2>My charge is also to do with the hotness and

0:38:23.069 --> 0:38:25.789
<v Speaker 2>the height. So just I feel like I haven't said

0:38:25.869 --> 0:38:28.949
<v Speaker 2>enough on the hotness because it's not just his face.

0:38:28.989 --> 0:38:31.149
<v Speaker 2>It's not just his face, and it's not just his

0:38:31.349 --> 0:38:34.229
<v Speaker 2>cheek moans, or his height or his neck or his

0:38:34.349 --> 0:38:37.149
<v Speaker 2>neck or his body. It's the physical. It's the swagger.

0:38:38.429 --> 0:38:42.749
<v Speaker 2>How hot of him in Saltburn, dancing in the curb

0:38:43.029 --> 0:38:47.589
<v Speaker 2>with a hat with a hat, and then he's like

0:38:47.709 --> 0:38:49.589
<v Speaker 2>he's in the grass and he's just like rolling around.

0:38:50.509 --> 0:38:54.029
<v Speaker 2>There's also that video where he's sitting next to his

0:38:54.109 --> 0:38:58.949
<v Speaker 2>coaster Barry Keok, and he picks up Barry's coffee for

0:38:59.029 --> 0:39:00.629
<v Speaker 2>him because it's on the ground. And the thing about

0:39:00.669 --> 0:39:03.229
<v Speaker 2>Barry is that he's just too short to lean down

0:39:03.269 --> 0:39:06.989
<v Speaker 2>and get it. And luckily Jacob Alordi is just he's

0:39:07.029 --> 0:39:09.549
<v Speaker 2>just got the arm. He's got lots of arm and

0:39:09.589 --> 0:39:11.589
<v Speaker 2>lots of leg but he appears in control of it.

0:39:11.669 --> 0:39:16.949
<v Speaker 2>And that's also what's a net. Anyway, he's so hot

0:39:17.109 --> 0:39:22.229
<v Speaker 2>and that's the charge. But no, sorry, no, you got

0:39:21.749 --> 0:39:27.029
<v Speaker 2>to thing about the charge is he's so hot that

0:39:27.189 --> 0:39:31.589
<v Speaker 2>I forgive him everything. He's so hot and so sexy

0:39:32.029 --> 0:39:35.829
<v Speaker 2>that I don't care what he does. And that dangerous

0:39:35.869 --> 0:39:40.949
<v Speaker 2>is how wars happen. You know they say about Helen

0:39:40.989 --> 0:39:45.789
<v Speaker 2>of Troy, the face that launched a thousand ships. Yeah,

0:39:45.829 --> 0:39:50.269
<v Speaker 2>that's Jacob. It's dangerous because he could be he could

0:39:50.349 --> 0:39:52.829
<v Speaker 2>do bad things, the face that launch to punch at

0:39:52.869 --> 0:40:00.109
<v Speaker 2>the Chloe. And he plays toxic characters. For example, in Euphoria,

0:40:00.589 --> 0:40:03.789
<v Speaker 2>his character is absolutely toxic. He's literally abusive in the

0:40:03.869 --> 0:40:07.869
<v Speaker 2>Kissing Booth, incredibly sexist. Yeah, he is abusive in Your Fores.

0:40:07.989 --> 0:40:11.829
<v Speaker 2>He's an interesting backstory so kind of just fascinating to watch,

0:40:11.869 --> 0:40:14.469
<v Speaker 2>whereas I don't think there's any backstory in the Kissing Booth. No,

0:40:14.829 --> 0:40:17.949
<v Speaker 2>it's unclear. He keeps having fights and when she asks why,

0:40:19.029 --> 0:40:23.429
<v Speaker 2>it's not an answer. But in the Kissing Booth he

0:40:24.509 --> 0:40:26.789
<v Speaker 2>is literally like one of the first scenes is she's

0:40:26.789 --> 0:40:29.389
<v Speaker 2>wearing a short skirt and there's something sexist, and he

0:40:29.509 --> 0:40:32.229
<v Speaker 2>digs them who's got a fighting issue? And then and

0:40:32.269 --> 0:40:34.589
<v Speaker 2>then he says, you know you're asking for it when

0:40:34.629 --> 0:40:38.309
<v Speaker 2>you wear that skirt. Oh, And it's like, you're objectively

0:40:38.389 --> 0:40:42.709
<v Speaker 2>a sexist character, you're objectively toxic, but your hotness makes

0:40:42.749 --> 0:40:45.509
<v Speaker 2>me think that that's okay, which is not okay, And

0:40:45.709 --> 0:40:51.389
<v Speaker 2>so that's euphoria. That's kissing Booth playing Elvis. People say

0:40:51.549 --> 0:40:55.349
<v Speaker 2>it's confusing that movie because he's playing Elvis who was

0:40:55.469 --> 0:41:01.109
<v Speaker 2>not kind to Priscilla. No yet, because it's Jacob Lordie

0:41:01.389 --> 0:41:05.269
<v Speaker 2>and he's so sexy, it actually makes you forgive him

0:41:05.269 --> 0:41:07.949
<v Speaker 2>a little bit. So what I'm gonna say, you know,

0:41:08.149 --> 0:41:10.829
<v Speaker 2>I feel like the charge. I think we need to

0:41:10.829 --> 0:41:14.069
<v Speaker 2>be charged for forgiving a whole guy for doing bad things.

0:41:14.189 --> 0:41:17.829
<v Speaker 2>The culture is troubled, Yeah, it is troubled, but no, no, no,

0:41:18.589 --> 0:41:20.309
<v Speaker 2>I charge him with being too sexy.

0:41:20.389 --> 0:41:24.509
<v Speaker 4>Okay, okay, all the charges are actually compliments.

0:41:26.829 --> 0:41:30.869
<v Speaker 2>I got that I understand what you're saying and that

0:41:31.109 --> 0:41:35.229
<v Speaker 2>you have said. What is your sentence? My sentence, yes,

0:41:35.389 --> 0:41:40.509
<v Speaker 2>is simply more content, more movies, more TV shows. I

0:41:40.589 --> 0:41:44.869
<v Speaker 2>need more of him, maybe less toxic. Because then I thought,

0:41:44.909 --> 0:41:47.109
<v Speaker 2>maybe my sentence is that he goes full Charlie's there

0:41:47.109 --> 0:41:49.869
<v Speaker 2>on when she was monster like, maybe he's got to

0:41:49.909 --> 0:41:54.269
<v Speaker 2>be a mess, like he's got want that I want

0:41:54.309 --> 0:41:56.789
<v Speaker 2>to watch that. I won't. I do think he needs

0:41:56.789 --> 0:42:01.309
<v Speaker 2>to continue being sexy, but in a slightly less problematic way, wow,

0:42:01.509 --> 0:42:04.429
<v Speaker 2>because we forget he's acting because we're just too into

0:42:04.429 --> 0:42:07.189
<v Speaker 2>how hot he's been. Love it, love it. He's really

0:42:07.229 --> 0:42:09.509
<v Speaker 2>good at acting hot. But maybe he's not acting. I

0:42:09.509 --> 0:42:13.949
<v Speaker 2>think he's just what I'm going to quote you on that. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you so much for listening to this episode of Canceled.

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<v Speaker 2>I do a new thing now. I haven't told you this,

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<v Speaker 2>where instead of doing stories, I do a carousel receipt.

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<v Speaker 2>Is there a way for you to add that to

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<v Speaker 2>them saved thingings on our Instagram. We don't need them

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<v Speaker 2>saved because they're on the feed. La la la la la. Okay,

0:42:30.949 --> 0:42:34.029
<v Speaker 2>it's a little bit uneven, but yeah, okay, anyway, follow

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<v Speaker 2>us on Instagram, where we will share such things as

0:42:37.069 --> 0:42:40.829
<v Speaker 2>pictures of Jacob Lordie. I'll do some of his SNL skits, yeah,

0:42:40.829 --> 0:42:43.229
<v Speaker 2>and that sort of thing. We should share more things

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<v Speaker 2>on our Instagram. That's a conversation for later pofline. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>The executive producer of Canceled is Telysipers As our assistant

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<v Speaker 2>producer is Charlie Blackman, with audio editing by Tom Lyon.

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<v Speaker 2>We will be back next week. Bye bye.