1 00:00:11,189 --> 00:00:13,909 Speaker 1: You're listening to a MoMA Mia podcast. 2 00:00:14,829 --> 00:00:17,909 Speaker 2: Mom and Maya acknowledges the traditional owners of land and 3 00:00:17,949 --> 00:00:21,509 Speaker 2: waters that this podcast is recorded on Hello. You might 4 00:00:21,509 --> 00:00:25,269 Speaker 2: have seen the breaking news over last week which everything 5 00:00:25,349 --> 00:00:27,669 Speaker 2: stopped because it's really upsetting. Is it upsetting? Because I 6 00:00:27,709 --> 00:00:29,509 Speaker 2: quite liked it. But look, the point is that Jacober 7 00:00:29,549 --> 00:00:32,509 Speaker 2: LORDI our good friend, Jacob A LORDI, one of our own. Yep. 8 00:00:32,949 --> 00:00:35,549 Speaker 2: He has a bed, he debuted he debuted a beard 9 00:00:35,589 --> 00:00:38,629 Speaker 2: at the Marrakesh Film Festival. The Internet had some opinions 10 00:00:38,629 --> 00:00:41,389 Speaker 2: about him, and that's why we're sharing this episode with 11 00:00:41,509 --> 00:00:45,269 Speaker 2: you today. We all love Jacob because he's Australian, he's tall, yep, 12 00:00:45,549 --> 00:00:49,229 Speaker 2: and he stars in Euphoria and Saltburn and The Kissing 13 00:00:49,269 --> 00:00:53,309 Speaker 2: Booth one, two and three. We did a big episode 14 00:00:53,309 --> 00:00:56,309 Speaker 2: on him after he starred in Saltburn and we thought 15 00:00:56,349 --> 00:00:59,789 Speaker 2: that you might like to revisit it given the beard controversy. 16 00:00:59,869 --> 00:01:02,909 Speaker 2: And also this is a little treat in the lead 17 00:01:03,029 --> 00:01:06,349 Speaker 2: up to our Tuesday episode, which is all about the 18 00:01:06,789 --> 00:01:11,909 Speaker 2: uncancellable Zendeia allegedly in our a short time romance with Jacob. 19 00:01:11,909 --> 00:01:14,309 Speaker 2: Apparently they once dated. We do not have that on 20 00:01:14,629 --> 00:01:17,989 Speaker 2: any authority. Whatsoever. But I feel as though this is 21 00:01:17,989 --> 00:01:21,109 Speaker 2: important background. Jacob e LORDI the story of Jacob Elordie. 22 00:01:21,909 --> 00:01:24,669 Speaker 2: So here is everything a Lazy Girl needs to know 23 00:01:25,029 --> 00:01:37,669 Speaker 2: about Jacob Elordi. Hello, and welcome to cancel the podcast 24 00:01:37,709 --> 00:01:41,029 Speaker 2: that looks at silly celebrity crimes and as science charges 25 00:01:41,029 --> 00:01:43,309 Speaker 2: and sentences to them so we can all move on 26 00:01:43,549 --> 00:01:46,909 Speaker 2: with our lives. I'm Jesse Stevens. And before I throw 27 00:01:46,989 --> 00:01:50,269 Speaker 2: to you, Claire, as we say, we do put celebrities 28 00:01:50,269 --> 00:01:52,909 Speaker 2: on trial. One such celebrity was near your house the 29 00:01:52,949 --> 00:01:56,149 Speaker 2: other day. Yeah, and you said that a mum was 30 00:01:56,189 --> 00:01:58,749 Speaker 2: walking up and down the street. She came back and 31 00:01:58,789 --> 00:02:01,269 Speaker 2: mum said, oh, I've seen a celebrity. Tell me what 32 00:02:01,389 --> 00:02:03,909 Speaker 2: mum saw and how she was taken by the celebrity present. 33 00:02:04,069 --> 00:02:06,709 Speaker 2: So I was getting my nails done and I saw 34 00:02:06,789 --> 00:02:11,229 Speaker 2: a picture that Courtney Kardashi in the old Lazy Girl. 35 00:02:11,749 --> 00:02:14,469 Speaker 2: Courtney Cutashi her children, and you like her children. I 36 00:02:14,469 --> 00:02:16,549 Speaker 2: do really like a children. Know who all of them are. 37 00:02:16,869 --> 00:02:23,269 Speaker 2: She was in Bondy Afternoon Il. Yeah, you know I 38 00:02:23,269 --> 00:02:25,949 Speaker 2: don't like sugar. And I saw that and I went, 39 00:02:26,309 --> 00:02:28,549 Speaker 2: how funny is that that Courtney Kardashian is on that 40 00:02:28,589 --> 00:02:31,869 Speaker 2: street and so is my mum right now. So then 41 00:02:32,669 --> 00:02:35,229 Speaker 2: Mum comes and she's got the pram and she's like 42 00:02:35,309 --> 00:02:37,269 Speaker 2: I saw because I saw this story, and I went, 43 00:02:37,509 --> 00:02:40,029 Speaker 2: Courtney will look into the pram and she'll go, what 44 00:02:40,149 --> 00:02:42,469 Speaker 2: a beautiful bat, and she'll fuss over Matilda and then 45 00:02:42,749 --> 00:02:44,349 Speaker 2: we're going to say, Matilda, you won't believe it, the 46 00:02:44,349 --> 00:02:47,109 Speaker 2: original lazy girl. Yes, stopped and thought you were beautiful. Yeah, 47 00:02:47,109 --> 00:02:50,229 Speaker 2: you had a connection. And so mum came and met 48 00:02:50,229 --> 00:02:53,189 Speaker 2: me and she said, I saw a celebrity and I thought, 49 00:02:53,469 --> 00:02:55,629 Speaker 2: she's seen Courtney Kardashian and she's not gonna know what 50 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:58,149 Speaker 2: it is, but she's going to have noticed people taking photos. No, 51 00:02:58,229 --> 00:03:01,149 Speaker 2: I wasn't Courtney Kardashian. Who are it? Barry Duboi from 52 00:03:01,189 --> 00:03:04,549 Speaker 2: the living room she saw it, said he's looking great, 53 00:03:04,549 --> 00:03:07,269 Speaker 2: as fit as I can possibly be and physically, mentally 54 00:03:07,429 --> 00:03:10,389 Speaker 2: and in every way. There is there's something I'm just 55 00:03:10,389 --> 00:03:13,869 Speaker 2: sell Australian about Mum being like Courteen Barry Courtney, who 56 00:03:14,069 --> 00:03:16,509 Speaker 2: I saw Barry. He's on the living room, Mum. The 57 00:03:16,549 --> 00:03:18,869 Speaker 2: living room isn't not anymore. But I'm so glad that 58 00:03:18,909 --> 00:03:21,709 Speaker 2: you saw Barry. I really like that story. You are 59 00:03:21,789 --> 00:03:24,469 Speaker 2: clear Stevens, I am Clere Stevens and Claire. You have 60 00:03:24,629 --> 00:03:26,829 Speaker 2: a lazy girl story for us today? Yeah, I have 61 00:03:26,869 --> 00:03:29,269 Speaker 2: a bit of a personal one. I think you were 62 00:03:29,309 --> 00:03:31,509 Speaker 2: too lazy to go to the inbox. Yeah, no, I was. 63 00:03:31,749 --> 00:03:34,909 Speaker 2: Our episode last week was about birth, and you have, 64 00:03:35,189 --> 00:03:38,349 Speaker 2: I believe, shared one times lazy girl story about your baby. 65 00:03:38,389 --> 00:03:41,069 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, so I've just got one time lazy 66 00:03:41,069 --> 00:03:43,389 Speaker 2: girl story about my baby. It's unsurprising that I've given 67 00:03:43,429 --> 00:03:46,229 Speaker 2: birth to a lazy girl. But so we have had 68 00:03:46,389 --> 00:03:49,509 Speaker 2: issues from the beginning with feeding. All right, a lot 69 00:03:49,549 --> 00:03:51,949 Speaker 2: of people have issues with feeding. She's a drunkie girl. 70 00:03:51,989 --> 00:03:56,509 Speaker 2: That's not the issue. She struggles to lutch to the best. Yeah, okay, 71 00:03:56,949 --> 00:03:59,989 Speaker 2: do the best. And so we went to a specialist 72 00:04:00,109 --> 00:04:01,789 Speaker 2: the other day and I went in. I said, hello, 73 00:04:02,029 --> 00:04:04,789 Speaker 2: broken baby. She's getting plenty of milk, I'm pumping, I'm 74 00:04:04,829 --> 00:04:06,829 Speaker 2: doing all the things. But you know a thing is 75 00:04:06,869 --> 00:04:10,469 Speaker 2: she's latching. I said, maybe she's got a tongue tie 76 00:04:10,669 --> 00:04:15,589 Speaker 2: or something. TikTok. Yes, that there may be something with 77 00:04:15,669 --> 00:04:18,389 Speaker 2: her mouth. There may be something with my breast, something 78 00:04:18,669 --> 00:04:22,789 Speaker 2: that isn't working. Lactasian consultant takes her time, looks at everything, 79 00:04:23,029 --> 00:04:26,429 Speaker 2: real thorough physical examination. She goes, you've got a chalky baby. 80 00:04:27,469 --> 00:04:31,229 Speaker 2: Well done, thank you very much, and then she says, Okay, 81 00:04:31,749 --> 00:04:35,229 Speaker 2: this is my professional opinion. Baby's fine. Baby's mouth is fine, 82 00:04:35,309 --> 00:04:38,549 Speaker 2: Your booby's fine. Oh she's too lazy. She's a lazy girl. 83 00:04:39,069 --> 00:04:43,429 Speaker 2: She did. On today's episode, we're talking about one Jacob Alordie. 84 00:04:44,189 --> 00:04:49,469 Speaker 3: Cool actor Jacob A Lordie plummets his death from Hollywood sign. Maggot, 85 00:04:50,349 --> 00:04:54,709 Speaker 3: you're you know, you're absolutely maggot. You're just off your face, drunk, 86 00:04:54,789 --> 00:04:56,789 Speaker 3: falling on the floor, maggot. 87 00:04:56,909 --> 00:05:00,429 Speaker 2: Jacob was born in Brisbane, Australia. And we should state 88 00:05:00,869 --> 00:05:03,229 Speaker 2: for the record before we get into it. We've said 89 00:05:03,229 --> 00:05:05,669 Speaker 2: it once, we'll say it again. We like people from Brisbane. Okay, 90 00:05:05,749 --> 00:05:08,469 Speaker 2: not only do we like people from Brisbane. Blanket statement, 91 00:05:08,549 --> 00:05:12,309 Speaker 2: People from Brisbane are hot. Name me an unattractive person 92 00:05:12,349 --> 00:05:16,469 Speaker 2: from Brisbane. Okay. Yes. And I'll also say I've never 93 00:05:16,509 --> 00:05:19,229 Speaker 2: met someone from Brisbane I don't like. Yeah, they often 94 00:05:19,309 --> 00:05:22,309 Speaker 2: like them. And I'll get talking to someone and I'll go, yeah, yeah, 95 00:05:22,309 --> 00:05:23,949 Speaker 2: where are you. I knew it, Yeah, I knew it 96 00:05:24,029 --> 00:05:26,989 Speaker 2: was Brisbane. Why is it hot and cool? They're hot 97 00:05:26,989 --> 00:05:30,429 Speaker 2: and cool, and they don't have the Sydney Melbourne complex 98 00:05:30,669 --> 00:05:33,469 Speaker 2: like they're a little bit of an underdog. I like 99 00:05:33,509 --> 00:05:36,229 Speaker 2: people from Brisbane, so this fact didn't necessarily surprise me. 100 00:05:36,909 --> 00:05:40,629 Speaker 2: Jacob was born in nineteen ninety seven, that which makes 101 00:05:40,709 --> 00:05:44,749 Speaker 2: him four. He broke his back playing rugby in high school, 102 00:05:44,989 --> 00:05:47,389 Speaker 2: so he turned his focus to acting. Because he's tall 103 00:05:47,429 --> 00:05:49,789 Speaker 2: and he's big, so he'd be good at sport. He's 104 00:05:49,829 --> 00:05:53,709 Speaker 2: nearly two meters tall. He's so so tall. At nineteen, 105 00:05:53,789 --> 00:05:56,749 Speaker 2: he moved to La to pursue acting and landed a 106 00:05:56,829 --> 00:06:00,029 Speaker 2: role in a film called The Kissing Booth on Netflix. 107 00:06:00,269 --> 00:06:03,029 Speaker 2: We'll get to that, we real anyway, He's in La 108 00:06:03,669 --> 00:06:05,749 Speaker 2: apparently sometimes sleeping in his car with not a lot 109 00:06:05,789 --> 00:06:07,789 Speaker 2: of money left. It sounds unlikely. He went to private school, 110 00:06:08,189 --> 00:06:11,349 Speaker 2: and he decided he would do one last audition before 111 00:06:11,389 --> 00:06:16,869 Speaker 2: moving home. He auditioned for a little program called Euphoria, 112 00:06:16,949 --> 00:06:19,229 Speaker 2: which is one of the most watched HBO shows in 113 00:06:19,269 --> 00:06:22,349 Speaker 2: all of history and also has attracted a number of 114 00:06:22,389 --> 00:06:27,789 Speaker 2: Emmy nominations. Most recently, he was in Saltburn as Hot Felix, Fuck, 115 00:06:27,829 --> 00:06:30,669 Speaker 2: That's kind are You? And this year he will also 116 00:06:30,709 --> 00:06:34,149 Speaker 2: be in Priscilla playing Elvis, but he will always be 117 00:06:34,229 --> 00:06:38,229 Speaker 2: our Jacob. My structure for today is as follows, The 118 00:06:38,349 --> 00:06:41,349 Speaker 2: Kissing Booth Movie, The Kissing Booth Movie two, and the 119 00:06:41,429 --> 00:06:46,429 Speaker 2: Kissing Booth Movie three movie the time he then slammed 120 00:06:46,469 --> 00:06:51,349 Speaker 2: his Kissing Booth movies. Yeah, his girlfriends, including the one 121 00:06:51,349 --> 00:06:54,789 Speaker 2: who cheated try and get into Yuni. No one remember that? 122 00:06:56,269 --> 00:06:58,349 Speaker 2: Do you remember her? Does her name? Ring a bell? 123 00:06:59,109 --> 00:07:01,469 Speaker 2: An appearance on SNL? Have you seen any of this? 124 00:07:01,709 --> 00:07:02,349 Speaker 1: Ah? 125 00:07:02,429 --> 00:07:05,509 Speaker 2: Either, I've seen bits and pieces, I haven't analyzed it. Okay, 126 00:07:05,629 --> 00:07:10,429 Speaker 2: full and finally, and most importantly, that incident at the 127 00:07:10,509 --> 00:07:14,749 Speaker 2: Chloe the Kissing Booth. We've been bestie since the day 128 00:07:14,869 --> 00:07:17,709 Speaker 2: we were born? How have we stayed so close? We 129 00:07:17,789 --> 00:07:20,909 Speaker 2: have a set of rules like rule number two never 130 00:07:21,029 --> 00:07:23,989 Speaker 2: tell anyone else our secrets or rule number nine. 131 00:07:24,269 --> 00:07:27,829 Speaker 4: These older brother Flynn, he's stupid hard but totally ask. 132 00:07:27,709 --> 00:07:29,709 Speaker 2: Limits, where did you get the boosh? I have not 133 00:07:29,749 --> 00:07:32,829 Speaker 2: watched this because I am not twelve, Claire, I have 134 00:07:32,949 --> 00:07:35,509 Speaker 2: obviously watched it. I think of these are the films 135 00:07:36,069 --> 00:07:39,469 Speaker 2: I love the most. Okay, can you just I'll get 136 00:07:39,509 --> 00:07:42,349 Speaker 2: just some top line? Yeah. Fifteen percent on Rotten Tomatoes 137 00:07:42,469 --> 00:07:45,789 Speaker 2: seems fair. I watched the trailer and here's what I 138 00:07:45,789 --> 00:07:49,069 Speaker 2: have to say about it. Is it the Shawshank Redemption? No, 139 00:07:49,829 --> 00:07:52,669 Speaker 2: but Jacob A. Laudie is being hot, and I would 140 00:07:52,709 --> 00:07:55,309 Speaker 2: watch it on a sad Saturday. I would. I think 141 00:07:55,309 --> 00:08:00,629 Speaker 2: the premise is interesting, creative, compelling, full of tension. I 142 00:08:00,749 --> 00:08:03,309 Speaker 2: quite like the idea of a hot older brother you're 143 00:08:03,349 --> 00:08:06,669 Speaker 2: not allowed to kiss. I don't totally understand the kissing 144 00:08:06,709 --> 00:08:10,349 Speaker 2: booth thing. It feels a bit sex worky in a 145 00:08:10,429 --> 00:08:15,469 Speaker 2: high school context. But that's fine. Okay, the kissing booth 146 00:08:15,549 --> 00:08:19,429 Speaker 2: discussed Well, firstly, I did kind of look up what 147 00:08:19,509 --> 00:08:21,629 Speaker 2: the general sense spots and here's a bit of a 148 00:08:21,629 --> 00:08:23,949 Speaker 2: line about it. The film was largely panned by critics 149 00:08:23,989 --> 00:08:27,149 Speaker 2: who deemed it storyline and themes to be cliched. That 150 00:08:27,229 --> 00:08:30,389 Speaker 2: kind of sums it up, okay. Basically, so, it's Jacob 151 00:08:30,429 --> 00:08:34,389 Speaker 2: A Lordie as Noah and his little brother Lee is 152 00:08:34,469 --> 00:08:38,429 Speaker 2: best friends with El and Elle is played by Joey King. 153 00:08:39,309 --> 00:08:42,109 Speaker 2: The hard thing about watching this film more recently as 154 00:08:42,149 --> 00:08:47,069 Speaker 2: I did, is that I see Joey King as Gypsy Rose. Okay, 155 00:08:47,269 --> 00:08:49,669 Speaker 2: because Gypsy I went on Joey King what she been 156 00:08:49,709 --> 00:08:51,429 Speaker 2: in and then I realized she was Gypsy Rose. She 157 00:08:51,549 --> 00:08:56,149 Speaker 2: is Gypsy Road Blanchard in the very popular series but 158 00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:58,229 Speaker 2: the act I didn't watch that, but I do know 159 00:08:58,309 --> 00:09:00,669 Speaker 2: she was Gypsy. Yeah and so she her mum had 160 00:09:00,709 --> 00:09:04,469 Speaker 2: munch houses. Yeah, yeah, is sick but not really. Yeah 161 00:09:04,509 --> 00:09:06,989 Speaker 2: and so, and she's got the voice that's like my 162 00:09:07,109 --> 00:09:10,669 Speaker 2: mum already is my best friend. But the thing is 163 00:09:10,949 --> 00:09:14,549 Speaker 2: a few years ago she had gave me this little 164 00:09:14,589 --> 00:09:19,149 Speaker 2: glass house and she said, one day this will be yours. 165 00:09:19,869 --> 00:09:22,909 Speaker 2: So you watching the Kissing Booth, I was like, Gypsy 166 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:26,429 Speaker 2: at you out at school. Shouldn't be kissing anyone. You 167 00:09:26,429 --> 00:09:29,589 Speaker 2: could be condagerous. You're not well. You're not well except 168 00:09:29,589 --> 00:09:34,309 Speaker 2: that you're fine. So Jacob plays Noah. The very interesting 169 00:09:34,349 --> 00:09:36,949 Speaker 2: thing here is that I went into it thinking, is 170 00:09:36,989 --> 00:09:40,149 Speaker 2: he a sexy boy? Given that this was an earlier role. 171 00:09:40,229 --> 00:09:43,349 Speaker 2: Has he developed into sexually? Has he always been young? 172 00:09:43,389 --> 00:09:46,149 Speaker 2: I think it was like nineteen or something. He's so sexy, 173 00:09:46,589 --> 00:09:53,389 Speaker 2: a sexy boy boy. He is so hot. It's absurd. 174 00:09:54,069 --> 00:09:57,749 Speaker 2: It's a terrible film. The dialogue is so creamed, everything 175 00:09:57,789 --> 00:10:00,069 Speaker 2: about it. So why is there a kissing booth? Some 176 00:10:00,189 --> 00:10:04,029 Speaker 2: kind of fundraiser for the school? And Joey King's character 177 00:10:04,109 --> 00:10:08,189 Speaker 2: Elle and her best friend Lee. They danced together in 178 00:10:08,229 --> 00:10:11,949 Speaker 2: a social way, but somehow they dancing hobby means they 179 00:10:11,989 --> 00:10:14,629 Speaker 2: have to do a fundraiser, and they come up with 180 00:10:14,669 --> 00:10:17,309 Speaker 2: the idea of doing a kissing booth and is Jacob 181 00:10:17,309 --> 00:10:21,549 Speaker 2: Elodie the kissing well. She tries to get Jacob Elodie 182 00:10:21,829 --> 00:10:24,029 Speaker 2: to be in the kissing booth and he's like no, no, no, no, 183 00:10:24,669 --> 00:10:27,909 Speaker 2: And then she is in the kissing booth and the 184 00:10:27,909 --> 00:10:33,709 Speaker 2: person is blindfolded. No, that's her, unclear, and he kisses 185 00:10:33,749 --> 00:10:35,149 Speaker 2: her and she doesn't know who it is there. It's 186 00:10:35,189 --> 00:10:38,509 Speaker 2: like a glory hole. It's like a glory hole, but 187 00:10:38,749 --> 00:10:40,949 Speaker 2: kiss exactly. And he kisses her and she's like, oh 188 00:10:41,029 --> 00:10:43,709 Speaker 2: my god. And then she looks and it's Jacob al 189 00:10:43,789 --> 00:10:48,029 Speaker 2: I just can't believe. It's got three movies worth of content. Yeah, yeah, 190 00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:52,269 Speaker 2: so he didn't watch two or three. I wouldn't recommend 191 00:10:52,309 --> 00:10:55,629 Speaker 2: anybody do that. But so basically the problem is that 192 00:10:55,709 --> 00:10:59,029 Speaker 2: her and her best friend Lee have nine friendship rules, 193 00:10:59,069 --> 00:11:01,069 Speaker 2: and one of the friendship rules is you can't hook 194 00:11:01,149 --> 00:11:03,549 Speaker 2: up with my brother. And she hooks up with him 195 00:11:03,549 --> 00:11:04,909 Speaker 2: and she falls in love with him. Have a lot 196 00:11:04,949 --> 00:11:07,269 Speaker 2: of sex. Oh, which I'm like, cool, I thought this 197 00:11:07,349 --> 00:11:09,629 Speaker 2: was a PG type movie. Yeah, me too. No, it's 198 00:11:09,629 --> 00:11:12,269 Speaker 2: sexy that because I guess they got Jacob Lordie and 199 00:11:12,269 --> 00:11:15,069 Speaker 2: they're like, we can't just be kissing here the man. 200 00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:20,029 Speaker 2: Let's let's make this a bit pwny, because no one 201 00:11:20,109 --> 00:11:23,789 Speaker 2: is hornier than a thirteen year old girl four Jacob 202 00:11:23,869 --> 00:11:28,549 Speaker 2: Lady now notes I had he's topless so much. Why 203 00:11:28,709 --> 00:11:31,349 Speaker 2: is he sexism hot? He's quite sexist in the film, 204 00:11:31,349 --> 00:11:35,429 Speaker 2: but gives me a little bit of something something. He's 205 00:11:35,469 --> 00:11:39,149 Speaker 2: got a side fringe. I'm actually not into that because 206 00:11:39,149 --> 00:11:42,469 Speaker 2: it's quite jelled. Yeah, no, it's not. It's not. But 207 00:11:42,589 --> 00:11:45,029 Speaker 2: the fact that he can be hot despite the side 208 00:11:45,069 --> 00:11:50,109 Speaker 2: fringe speaks volumes. I've got the acting is appalling. It's 209 00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:54,949 Speaker 2: an objectively embarrassing movie. Then I've got he's so hot. Oh, 210 00:11:55,069 --> 00:11:57,789 Speaker 2: it's so lame. So it's like a guy goes after 211 00:11:58,069 --> 00:12:01,269 Speaker 2: l and then he's like, she said no, she said no, 212 00:12:01,389 --> 00:12:06,389 Speaker 2: she said no. Warren punches him. It's just galent that 213 00:12:07,789 --> 00:12:12,629 Speaker 2: I cannot explain. How is my little brother? Yeah yeah, yeah. 214 00:12:13,029 --> 00:12:15,909 Speaker 2: Now the interesting thing is something that doesn't make sense 215 00:12:15,909 --> 00:12:18,469 Speaker 2: about the film is that Noah, all he does is 216 00:12:18,469 --> 00:12:21,189 Speaker 2: get into fights. Doesn't seem particularly academic. But the big 217 00:12:21,229 --> 00:12:23,309 Speaker 2: tension is that he did get into Harvard, so he'll 218 00:12:23,309 --> 00:12:27,749 Speaker 2: be moving away. Wow. Him getting into a college, I 219 00:12:27,749 --> 00:12:31,589 Speaker 2: think is the theme that might emerge later in this episode. Interesting. 220 00:12:31,629 --> 00:12:34,669 Speaker 2: But then in the second and third movies are still 221 00:12:34,749 --> 00:12:37,189 Speaker 2: just like tension between like will they won't they? And 222 00:12:37,229 --> 00:12:39,909 Speaker 2: it's like, we'll not going to stay in three films 223 00:12:39,989 --> 00:12:42,229 Speaker 2: they will because he's look at his face, Yeah, this 224 00:12:42,269 --> 00:12:44,389 Speaker 2: isn't Lord of the Rings. Moving on to the time 225 00:12:44,509 --> 00:12:48,309 Speaker 2: Jacob Alortie was mean about the Kissing Booth. We've said 226 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:51,189 Speaker 2: this before about Robert Pattinson when he slagged off Twilight. 227 00:12:51,549 --> 00:12:55,389 Speaker 2: Was Twilight weird and cringe and problematic. Absolutely, we have 228 00:12:55,549 --> 00:12:59,029 Speaker 2: made episodes of this show on that subject. Is Robert 229 00:12:59,069 --> 00:13:02,629 Speaker 2: allowed to say that no, you were in it? Only 230 00:13:02,709 --> 00:13:05,269 Speaker 2: we may say that yes, Which brings me to Jacob. 231 00:13:05,709 --> 00:13:08,029 Speaker 2: In twenty twenty three, he does an interview with GQ, 232 00:13:08,269 --> 00:13:12,029 Speaker 2: and Jacob said that the movies ridiculous and basically he 233 00:13:12,149 --> 00:13:13,949 Speaker 2: did them to do whatever the fuck he had to 234 00:13:13,949 --> 00:13:16,509 Speaker 2: do to become an actor in the US. He said, 235 00:13:16,749 --> 00:13:19,069 Speaker 2: I didn't want to make the movies before I made 236 00:13:19,109 --> 00:13:22,949 Speaker 2: those movies. Those movies are ridiculous, They're not universal. There 237 00:13:22,989 --> 00:13:25,709 Speaker 2: in Escape, I'm a purist and love the movie theater. 238 00:13:26,069 --> 00:13:28,429 Speaker 2: So I had this weird moral battle of what am 239 00:13:28,469 --> 00:13:30,709 Speaker 2: I aiding and a betting? Am I the face of 240 00:13:30,749 --> 00:13:33,749 Speaker 2: this robotic, terrifying new age? Am I murdering this thing 241 00:13:33,749 --> 00:13:36,509 Speaker 2: that I love? He shared all of this, and it's like, 242 00:13:36,949 --> 00:13:40,069 Speaker 2: you're nineteen. Sure, yeah, chill, you're on your way up. 243 00:13:40,309 --> 00:13:43,149 Speaker 2: We all do some terrible works. Yeah, and you feel 244 00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:45,709 Speaker 2: shame about the kissing booth. We feel shame about the 245 00:13:45,749 --> 00:13:48,789 Speaker 2: kissing booth. Doesn't preclude us from enjoying it. No, there 246 00:13:48,789 --> 00:13:52,629 Speaker 2: can be joy found. Okay, A couple of things. One, 247 00:13:53,269 --> 00:13:56,309 Speaker 2: he is excellent in the Kissing Yeah, he can act. 248 00:13:56,389 --> 00:14:00,189 Speaker 2: Be proud the man can act. He's not a bad actor. 249 00:14:00,229 --> 00:14:03,829 Speaker 2: He committed. He committed, and I think that's impressive to 250 00:14:03,869 --> 00:14:07,909 Speaker 2: commit to art in that context. Yeah. Now, secondly, I 251 00:14:08,069 --> 00:14:12,029 Speaker 2: don't like that when bad art is made, it appears 252 00:14:12,069 --> 00:14:15,109 Speaker 2: that men are able to be like self deprecating about 253 00:14:15,109 --> 00:14:19,429 Speaker 2: it and women aren't. Yeah, like Kristen was her name, 254 00:14:19,549 --> 00:14:23,109 Speaker 2: Christen Stewart, she had to come out and make fun 255 00:14:23,109 --> 00:14:25,309 Speaker 2: of Twilight. Well, I guess I think about Robert Pattinson 256 00:14:25,509 --> 00:14:27,789 Speaker 2: is though, it's like he never went on to do Saltburn, 257 00:14:28,149 --> 00:14:30,389 Speaker 2: so that's what was annoying Twilight and it's like, no, 258 00:14:30,469 --> 00:14:32,989 Speaker 2: go on, name another thing, yeah that you do you 259 00:14:33,189 --> 00:14:35,509 Speaker 2: art then, yeah, and he's like Twilight wasn't art and 260 00:14:35,589 --> 00:14:39,229 Speaker 2: it's like do oh your music career really, whereas Jacob 261 00:14:39,309 --> 00:14:42,389 Speaker 2: is Elvis Yeah, so it's like, yeah, I guess that 262 00:14:42,509 --> 00:14:44,989 Speaker 2: is embarrassed you did progress. But I mean, Joey King 263 00:14:45,069 --> 00:14:46,909 Speaker 2: doesn't get to make fun of the Kissing Booth because 264 00:14:46,909 --> 00:14:50,429 Speaker 2: I think it's when it is four female fans, So 265 00:14:50,549 --> 00:14:52,749 Speaker 2: Joey King can't make fun of it because then she's 266 00:14:52,749 --> 00:14:55,909 Speaker 2: making fun of herself and she's making fun of women. Yeah, 267 00:14:55,949 --> 00:14:59,469 Speaker 2: Whereas when Jacob e Lordie says it, we all think 268 00:14:59,509 --> 00:15:01,949 Speaker 2: it's fine. I don't know. I don't like him dismissing 269 00:15:02,029 --> 00:15:04,549 Speaker 2: The magazine pointed out that some might see his trashing 270 00:15:04,549 --> 00:15:07,589 Speaker 2: of the Kissing Booth movies as ungrateful or pretentious, and 271 00:15:07,629 --> 00:15:11,269 Speaker 2: he responded with, how is caring about your output pretentious? 272 00:15:11,429 --> 00:15:15,109 Speaker 2: But not caring and knowingly feeding people's shit, knowing that 273 00:15:15,149 --> 00:15:17,789 Speaker 2: you're making money off of people's time, which is literally 274 00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:20,389 Speaker 2: the most valuable thing they have. How is that the 275 00:15:20,509 --> 00:15:23,429 Speaker 2: cool thing? Why are you the kissing business? 276 00:15:23,509 --> 00:15:23,749 Speaker 5: Mush? 277 00:15:25,469 --> 00:15:29,029 Speaker 2: See here's the thing now, I feel embarrassed about watching 278 00:15:29,069 --> 00:15:31,029 Speaker 2: the Kissing Book, and it's like, if you care so 279 00:15:31,589 --> 00:15:33,709 Speaker 2: much about people's time, then why do you make a 280 00:15:33,749 --> 00:15:37,469 Speaker 2: kissing one, two and three three. It's like you made 281 00:15:37,509 --> 00:15:41,029 Speaker 2: it a way through part two and go, oh, this 282 00:15:41,069 --> 00:15:44,629 Speaker 2: is a waste of people's time, in which case, yeah, 283 00:15:44,629 --> 00:15:46,349 Speaker 2: I'm surprised it took him that long. Is there a 284 00:15:46,389 --> 00:15:49,309 Speaker 2: bigger issue at play? Of course that Netflix is making 285 00:15:49,309 --> 00:15:54,069 Speaker 2: films based on pure algorithms. They're going films that are 286 00:15:54,189 --> 00:15:58,469 Speaker 2: clearly written by AI. We know this. We know this 287 00:15:58,549 --> 00:16:01,069 Speaker 2: because there is not one line of dialogue in that 288 00:16:01,349 --> 00:16:05,229 Speaker 2: entire film that has not already been said that it's 289 00:16:05,269 --> 00:16:08,309 Speaker 2: not been brokay from films that work, such as every 290 00:16:08,309 --> 00:16:10,949 Speaker 2: Boy I Have Kissed Before like that. It's just all 291 00:16:11,029 --> 00:16:13,869 Speaker 2: the volume, all the boys I've kissed before, the summer 292 00:16:13,909 --> 00:16:16,309 Speaker 2: I tender. I feel like these are all the same film. Yeah, Anyway. 293 00:16:16,549 --> 00:16:19,629 Speaker 2: In twenty twenty two, a Lordie said those movies meant 294 00:16:19,669 --> 00:16:22,429 Speaker 2: there was increased paparazzi tension, which almost made him quit 295 00:16:22,509 --> 00:16:26,029 Speaker 2: acting entirely. Give him a tiny violin Claire. Is it 296 00:16:26,029 --> 00:16:29,549 Speaker 2: a big respect your roots he came from? This is 297 00:16:29,549 --> 00:16:33,549 Speaker 2: one I don't enjoy a Margo a Chris Hemsworth coming 298 00:16:33,549 --> 00:16:36,229 Speaker 2: out on neighbors or home and away. Nah. 299 00:16:36,469 --> 00:16:36,509 Speaker 3: No. 300 00:16:36,749 --> 00:16:39,549 Speaker 2: I think what he's doing is it's also kind of 301 00:16:39,589 --> 00:16:41,589 Speaker 2: shitting on the other people who were in that. And 302 00:16:41,629 --> 00:16:43,749 Speaker 2: there are people who were in that and they didn't 303 00:16:43,789 --> 00:16:47,629 Speaker 2: get more work. That's the pinnacle of their career. The 304 00:16:47,629 --> 00:16:49,629 Speaker 2: guy who played his little brother, haven't seen these him. 305 00:16:50,469 --> 00:16:52,909 Speaker 2: He will go to parties in LA and people will say, 306 00:16:53,149 --> 00:16:55,029 Speaker 2: what were you in? What were you in? He say, oh, 307 00:16:55,109 --> 00:16:57,749 Speaker 2: that film Jacob hates. Yeah, and he'll say yeah, one 308 00:16:57,789 --> 00:17:01,869 Speaker 2: two film that was a stepping stone for Jacob Alordi 309 00:17:01,989 --> 00:17:05,109 Speaker 2: the start. I was a stone and I was stepped Yeah. 310 00:17:05,189 --> 00:17:08,389 Speaker 2: The Kissing Booth one two and also five hundred should 311 00:17:08,429 --> 00:17:12,709 Speaker 2: also start. A young actor named Joey King akaa Gypsy 312 00:17:12,829 --> 00:17:15,869 Speaker 2: Rosie and her and Jacob actually dated for a little while, 313 00:17:16,429 --> 00:17:21,309 Speaker 2: which was surprising to me because she's quite short, so 314 00:17:21,389 --> 00:17:24,949 Speaker 2: it's a big height difference. Yeah, and well they broke 315 00:17:25,029 --> 00:17:26,469 Speaker 2: up and it could that could have been white. Yeah. 316 00:17:26,509 --> 00:17:29,109 Speaker 2: The point is she's pissed about his comments. She came 317 00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:31,789 Speaker 2: out and said, I think it's unfortunate anyone would feel 318 00:17:31,829 --> 00:17:34,709 Speaker 2: that way. I had a great time making those movies, 319 00:17:34,829 --> 00:17:37,749 Speaker 2: no matter what anyone says. But she doesn't mean no 320 00:17:37,789 --> 00:17:40,029 Speaker 2: matter what anyone says, she mays, no matter what Jacob says. 321 00:17:41,069 --> 00:17:44,389 Speaker 2: I also thought that Jacob Elodie came out and said 322 00:17:44,469 --> 00:17:47,789 Speaker 2: he had never seen Kissing Booth two. He never saw 323 00:17:47,829 --> 00:17:50,949 Speaker 2: the film. I think that's disrespectful. Yeah, you should see 324 00:17:50,949 --> 00:17:52,629 Speaker 2: the film that you're in, because how can you know 325 00:17:52,709 --> 00:17:55,749 Speaker 2: it's bad if you could have been edited really well 326 00:17:56,189 --> 00:17:59,269 Speaker 2: and it's like, don't thrust that on me. Yeah, to 327 00:17:59,389 --> 00:18:01,509 Speaker 2: decide whether or not it is good, the least you 328 00:18:01,549 --> 00:18:04,869 Speaker 2: can do is also watch it. Yeah, so he said, 329 00:18:05,509 --> 00:18:07,909 Speaker 2: I didn't say he did watch Kissing Booth three. Yeah, 330 00:18:08,029 --> 00:18:10,549 Speaker 2: well so he doesn't. He didn't see it. You think 331 00:18:10,549 --> 00:18:13,789 Speaker 2: you're better than the Kissing Booth. Yes, yes, he doesn't. 332 00:18:13,789 --> 00:18:15,469 Speaker 2: He go to the premiere, you know what I mean? 333 00:18:15,989 --> 00:18:18,709 Speaker 2: And as I say, he signed on for three, So 334 00:18:18,749 --> 00:18:21,349 Speaker 2: how did he know how to act in three if 335 00:18:21,349 --> 00:18:36,069 Speaker 2: you didn't know what happened in two Girlfriends? Especially the 336 00:18:36,109 --> 00:18:40,949 Speaker 2: college scandal one has previously mentioned. Jacob dated this Joey 337 00:18:41,069 --> 00:18:43,549 Speaker 2: King lass for a hot minute. But since then he 338 00:18:43,589 --> 00:18:46,549 Speaker 2: has had a number of high profile girlfriends, including Kai 339 00:18:46,669 --> 00:18:50,629 Speaker 2: Gerber Yes, who is the daughter of Sydney Crawford. Also Zendaya. 340 00:18:51,909 --> 00:18:54,669 Speaker 2: He dated end I didn't get that because they would 341 00:18:54,669 --> 00:18:56,909 Speaker 2: have hung out on your four r. Oh my god, 342 00:18:57,029 --> 00:19:02,469 Speaker 2: that's so hot. That is he's very with now. Oh 343 00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:05,349 Speaker 2: Tom Holland, I get him and Timothy mixed up. Yeah, No, 344 00:19:05,429 --> 00:19:08,229 Speaker 2: Tom Holland, little spider Man guy. Yeah, that's quite a 345 00:19:08,269 --> 00:19:15,149 Speaker 2: fa right cos okay to mare. But the thing is 346 00:19:15,229 --> 00:19:21,349 Speaker 2: that jacobal Aldi seems very ol Date'll date my coaster, 347 00:19:21,589 --> 00:19:26,189 Speaker 2: my coaster, I'll date my Hollywood equivalent for a hot minute. 348 00:19:26,229 --> 00:19:28,989 Speaker 2: Then we've got Olivia Jade. Oh, Jesse, I don't know 349 00:19:29,229 --> 00:19:34,229 Speaker 2: who Olivia Jade is. Well, give me one moment. Olivia 350 00:19:34,309 --> 00:19:37,429 Speaker 2: is a daughter of Laurie Laughlin aka the American actress 351 00:19:37,429 --> 00:19:41,669 Speaker 2: from Full House. Olivia is big on YouTube and Instagram, 352 00:19:41,709 --> 00:19:43,669 Speaker 2: but the reason you might know her is because of 353 00:19:43,669 --> 00:19:46,909 Speaker 2: her fraudulent application to the University of Southern Carolina. Back 354 00:19:46,949 --> 00:19:48,229 Speaker 2: in twenty nineteen. 355 00:19:47,989 --> 00:19:51,709 Speaker 1: Actress Laurie Lackland was accused, along with her fashion designer husband, 356 00:19:51,749 --> 00:19:54,229 Speaker 1: of paying five hundred thousand dollars in bribes to get 357 00:19:54,269 --> 00:19:57,669 Speaker 1: her two daughters into USC by posing them as recruits 358 00:19:57,669 --> 00:19:58,469 Speaker 1: on the crew team. 359 00:19:58,669 --> 00:20:02,149 Speaker 2: I accidentally I got hyper focus on the Livia Jade. 360 00:20:03,429 --> 00:20:06,509 Speaker 2: In twenty seventeen, Olivia was singing along to Stevie Wonders 361 00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:09,309 Speaker 2: signed Still Delivered. I'm yours in the car. This is 362 00:20:09,429 --> 00:20:11,549 Speaker 2: so real. No, please tell me. I need to know 363 00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:14,589 Speaker 2: about how she was singing. There is footage she was 364 00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:16,749 Speaker 2: filming herself with her phone and she did have a 365 00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:20,109 Speaker 2: car crash. I just got in her accident, vogguing this moment. 366 00:20:20,149 --> 00:20:21,789 Speaker 2: But that was really scary. Some guy to hit me 367 00:20:21,869 --> 00:20:23,069 Speaker 2: and then I had the leading in front of me. 368 00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:27,869 Speaker 5: I'm shaking, not hurt. I had hurts a little, but 369 00:20:27,949 --> 00:20:29,629 Speaker 5: it was just like more panic, I think. 370 00:20:29,789 --> 00:20:33,669 Speaker 2: But no, technically the car behind her crashed into her 371 00:20:33,709 --> 00:20:36,909 Speaker 2: and then she hit the car in front. But she 372 00:20:37,189 --> 00:20:39,909 Speaker 2: was filming and posting a vlog about it, and in 373 00:20:39,949 --> 00:20:43,309 Speaker 2: that vlog she pledged never to text and drive at 374 00:20:43,309 --> 00:20:48,829 Speaker 2: the wheel again. Wow, because she said it's dangerous to 375 00:20:48,869 --> 00:20:55,589 Speaker 2: be distracted while driving is brand new information. She should 376 00:20:55,669 --> 00:20:59,069 Speaker 2: chat to Lara about road rules and safety. I just 377 00:20:59,189 --> 00:21:04,069 Speaker 2: don't need like an eighteen year old Olivia Jade telling 378 00:21:04,109 --> 00:21:05,989 Speaker 2: me not to text and drive when she's in an 379 00:21:06,029 --> 00:21:08,429 Speaker 2: accident and she's currently filming in a moving vehicle. I 380 00:21:08,629 --> 00:21:09,909 Speaker 2: don't need it. And I see it all the time. 381 00:21:09,949 --> 00:21:11,549 Speaker 2: I see people they've got their phone, and this is her. 382 00:21:11,709 --> 00:21:13,629 Speaker 2: She has her phone like on the dashboard and she's 383 00:21:13,669 --> 00:21:17,829 Speaker 2: singing Stevie Wonder signed Silk Livid, I'm yours and ah. 384 00:21:18,749 --> 00:21:20,829 Speaker 2: She keeps looking at the camera because she's like looking 385 00:21:20,869 --> 00:21:22,349 Speaker 2: at herself or whatever. And then she had a car 386 00:21:22,349 --> 00:21:24,629 Speaker 2: accident and I was like, well, did they crash into 387 00:21:24,669 --> 00:21:27,789 Speaker 2: you or did you crash into them? Anyway, apparently there 388 00:21:27,789 --> 00:21:29,829 Speaker 2: was smoke coming out the back of her car. Truckman 389 00:21:29,909 --> 00:21:31,749 Speaker 2: had to pull her over and go, your car's on fire, 390 00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:34,149 Speaker 2: and her mum had to pick her up. Now it's 391 00:21:34,189 --> 00:21:38,309 Speaker 2: twenty eighteen. Olivia poses on a rowing machine, which is 392 00:21:38,389 --> 00:21:42,149 Speaker 2: later submitted as part of her college application. The implication 393 00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:44,989 Speaker 2: was that she was a competitive rower, which she was 394 00:21:45,029 --> 00:21:47,949 Speaker 2: not at the time. Her parents also bribed a coach 395 00:21:47,989 --> 00:21:50,149 Speaker 2: at the college just a little bit to the sum 396 00:21:50,189 --> 00:21:52,989 Speaker 2: of half a million US dollars to say she was 397 00:21:53,029 --> 00:21:56,949 Speaker 2: a real athletic prospect. I cannot emphasize this enough. She 398 00:21:57,069 --> 00:22:00,269 Speaker 2: was not a real prospect. The problem with this lie 399 00:22:01,189 --> 00:22:05,069 Speaker 2: is so you get in and they say, Olivia j 400 00:22:05,389 --> 00:22:08,029 Speaker 2: this is like you and navel and oh my god. 401 00:22:08,109 --> 00:22:10,549 Speaker 2: So when we're in high school, we Claire and I 402 00:22:10,589 --> 00:22:12,749 Speaker 2: were forced to go in athletic competitions. And then once 403 00:22:12,789 --> 00:22:15,109 Speaker 2: you threw a javelin and I think it accidentally got 404 00:22:15,189 --> 00:22:18,149 Speaker 2: some wind. There was accidentally a bit of wind on 405 00:22:18,189 --> 00:22:20,149 Speaker 2: the javelin, and they said that was a good shot, 406 00:22:20,189 --> 00:22:21,469 Speaker 2: and you were like, I don't really want to take 407 00:22:21,509 --> 00:22:24,189 Speaker 2: my other ones, and you walked off. And then this 408 00:22:24,309 --> 00:22:26,669 Speaker 2: list comes out of people who progress to the next 409 00:22:26,909 --> 00:22:30,229 Speaker 2: round the regional competition, and they were like, Claire, you 410 00:22:30,269 --> 00:22:32,309 Speaker 2: got through for javelin, and you were like, this is 411 00:22:32,869 --> 00:22:37,789 Speaker 2: my single words mayor, and then you never went. I 412 00:22:37,789 --> 00:22:40,149 Speaker 2: didn't think I went. It was like you got into state. 413 00:22:41,309 --> 00:22:44,949 Speaker 2: What I got throw a javelin? I got throw a shit. 414 00:22:45,629 --> 00:22:48,429 Speaker 2: So I'm like, was it simply an error? It could 415 00:22:48,469 --> 00:22:50,629 Speaker 2: have been a rounding era. I think maybe, like I 416 00:22:50,669 --> 00:22:52,989 Speaker 2: threw a javelin, but somebody else has thrown a javelin. 417 00:22:53,269 --> 00:22:55,509 Speaker 2: I think maybe no one else did javelin. No, no, 418 00:22:55,589 --> 00:22:59,949 Speaker 2: that's also a distinct possibility. Fuck fuck fuck. But the 419 00:23:00,029 --> 00:23:03,909 Speaker 2: problem is when yeah, you pretend to be good at 420 00:23:04,389 --> 00:23:08,549 Speaker 2: and then I can't imagine anything worse than going to college. 421 00:23:08,789 --> 00:23:12,389 Speaker 2: And they say his the rowing team get in a 422 00:23:12,469 --> 00:23:14,909 Speaker 2: row boat, which is not called a rowboat. It's called 423 00:23:14,989 --> 00:23:22,389 Speaker 2: a called it's called a kayak, it's not a kayak. 424 00:23:22,829 --> 00:23:26,989 Speaker 2: And here's an aw. I think, now here's an all everybody, 425 00:23:27,549 --> 00:23:31,629 Speaker 2: everybody go do your thing. And there are all these 426 00:23:31,749 --> 00:23:34,189 Speaker 2: rowing girls you don't know, and they're yelling the things 427 00:23:34,309 --> 00:23:37,549 Speaker 2: going one, two, three, four, and you're just now. Levia 428 00:23:37,669 --> 00:23:41,149 Speaker 2: Jade is in the middle like, I don't row, I flog, 429 00:23:41,509 --> 00:23:45,389 Speaker 2: I can I flog this? And she will be like 430 00:23:45,509 --> 00:23:50,269 Speaker 2: layd down Sally. She will be like laydown Sally when 431 00:23:50,309 --> 00:23:52,509 Speaker 2: he was rowing. And then the famous area is an 432 00:23:52,509 --> 00:23:55,469 Speaker 2: Australian famous rower. I don't know if it was the Olympics, 433 00:23:55,509 --> 00:23:58,229 Speaker 2: but they were rowing and then I think she passed 434 00:23:58,229 --> 00:24:00,349 Speaker 2: out or something and everyone was like layd down Sally 435 00:24:00,429 --> 00:24:03,909 Speaker 2: and she was ridiculed. It's probably incredibly, incredibly sad, but 436 00:24:03,949 --> 00:24:06,509 Speaker 2: all I'm saying is that that's is that Olivia Jade 437 00:24:06,589 --> 00:24:10,149 Speaker 2: is going to go very lay down Sally. Anyway. So 438 00:24:10,189 --> 00:24:13,549 Speaker 2: Olivia gets accepted and she's on her YouTube channel saying 439 00:24:13,589 --> 00:24:14,789 Speaker 2: things like I don't know how. 440 00:24:14,709 --> 00:24:16,509 Speaker 5: Much of school I'm going to attend, but I'm going 441 00:24:16,549 --> 00:24:18,269 Speaker 5: to go in and talk to my deans and everyone 442 00:24:18,309 --> 00:24:20,509 Speaker 5: and hope that I can try and balance it all. 443 00:24:21,149 --> 00:24:24,189 Speaker 5: But I do want the experience of like game days, partying. 444 00:24:24,869 --> 00:24:26,109 Speaker 5: I don't really care about school. 445 00:24:26,229 --> 00:24:28,989 Speaker 2: And she also actively gave advice on how to apply 446 00:24:29,029 --> 00:24:32,629 Speaker 2: to university on her YouTube channel. You could cheat, for example, 447 00:24:32,709 --> 00:24:36,589 Speaker 2: you could cheat, you could you could have a million 448 00:24:36,629 --> 00:24:41,269 Speaker 2: dollars bribery helps. Then it's March twenty nineteen. Olivia is 449 00:24:41,349 --> 00:24:43,509 Speaker 2: minding her own business on a super yacht in the 450 00:24:43,589 --> 00:24:46,669 Speaker 2: Bahamas when her parents get arrested for their alleged involvement 451 00:24:46,669 --> 00:24:50,229 Speaker 2: in the conspiracy. I need you to know that Olivia 452 00:24:50,349 --> 00:24:53,989 Speaker 2: was on a friend's yacht. That friend's father, who owned 453 00:24:54,029 --> 00:24:56,349 Speaker 2: the yacht, was on the board of trustees at the 454 00:24:56,429 --> 00:24:58,989 Speaker 2: University of Seeing. Oh okay, so it seems like there 455 00:24:59,029 --> 00:25:01,269 Speaker 2: was a lot. There was a laughing, and she was 456 00:25:01,309 --> 00:25:03,229 Speaker 2: sitting there and like, the FBI is all like, oh, 457 00:25:03,269 --> 00:25:05,229 Speaker 2: we've rested your parents to this conspiracy, and she's like, 458 00:25:05,269 --> 00:25:06,869 Speaker 2: what conspiracy? And they're like, are you on a one 459 00:25:06,949 --> 00:25:09,469 Speaker 2: hundred million dollar yacht in the Bahamas with a guy 460 00:25:09,509 --> 00:25:12,509 Speaker 2: on the board of this university. Yeah, but so, but 461 00:25:12,629 --> 00:25:16,509 Speaker 2: say that's a relevant in everyone. No, no, not. Olivia 462 00:25:16,629 --> 00:25:20,269 Speaker 2: never went to the college for fear of being bullied. 463 00:25:20,549 --> 00:25:24,669 Speaker 2: Oh the poor thing hurt. Mum and dad both pleaded 464 00:25:24,669 --> 00:25:26,109 Speaker 2: guilty and did prison time. 465 00:25:26,269 --> 00:25:29,989 Speaker 4: Actress Lori Lachlan got emotional as a judge sends her 466 00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:32,229 Speaker 4: to two months in prison for her role in the 467 00:25:32,269 --> 00:25:37,189 Speaker 4: college admission scandal. Prosecutor say her husband, fashion designer Massimogia Newley, 468 00:25:37,469 --> 00:25:40,589 Speaker 4: had a more active role and was sentenced to five months. 469 00:25:41,069 --> 00:25:45,189 Speaker 4: At times, a judge express outrage, calling out the couple's greed, 470 00:25:45,589 --> 00:25:48,269 Speaker 4: telling Lachlan, we can only hope you will spend the 471 00:25:48,269 --> 00:25:50,789 Speaker 4: rest of your charmed life to make amends. 472 00:25:51,189 --> 00:25:54,469 Speaker 2: Imagine your parent going to prison because they lied to 473 00:25:54,509 --> 00:25:56,549 Speaker 2: get you into college and you don't even really want 474 00:25:56,589 --> 00:25:59,349 Speaker 2: to go. You don't go because you don't want to 475 00:25:59,349 --> 00:26:02,789 Speaker 2: get bullied. Oh if I was the mom, I'm in prison, 476 00:26:02,829 --> 00:26:05,509 Speaker 2: I'm like, ah, it's like you better you go and 477 00:26:05,589 --> 00:26:08,589 Speaker 2: you get bullied. Yeah, honestly, I have sacrificed a lot. 478 00:26:08,629 --> 00:26:11,589 Speaker 2: You pretend like you can wrote any So that's Jacob's 479 00:26:11,589 --> 00:26:13,949 Speaker 2: current girlfriend, Olivia, and it has been very on again, 480 00:26:14,029 --> 00:26:16,909 Speaker 2: off again it's a shame that that's all she's known for, 481 00:26:17,229 --> 00:26:20,429 Speaker 2: because maybe she's way for the car crash. Yeah yeah, yeah, 482 00:26:20,469 --> 00:26:24,029 Speaker 2: But maybe she's lovely, maybe she's funny, maybe she's interesting. 483 00:26:24,429 --> 00:26:28,989 Speaker 2: She's definitely beautiful, that's true. But she could be a 484 00:26:29,029 --> 00:26:32,589 Speaker 2: great person. She just had that one. This is sip 485 00:26:32,669 --> 00:26:36,069 Speaker 2: up and it's an adjacent crime. Is Jacob aloid guilty? 486 00:26:36,149 --> 00:26:40,669 Speaker 2: You could argue no, but it is a crime. He's 487 00:26:40,709 --> 00:26:43,349 Speaker 2: simply that it's adjacently related to this case. The heart 488 00:26:43,389 --> 00:26:45,629 Speaker 2: wants what it wants. We can't help who we love. 489 00:26:45,989 --> 00:26:48,189 Speaker 2: It's just that we do love people with status and 490 00:26:48,229 --> 00:26:52,909 Speaker 2: will and who leave it cheating. That's okay, that's okay. 491 00:26:52,989 --> 00:26:55,909 Speaker 3: Hi, I'm Jacob Elodie and I'm hosting SNL this week 492 00:26:55,949 --> 00:26:56,669 Speaker 3: with Renee Rapp. 493 00:26:56,789 --> 00:26:59,309 Speaker 2: Renee, You're so right. Here's so baby girl. You know 494 00:26:59,389 --> 00:27:01,789 Speaker 2: That's what I said. He's so baby girl. Me. I'm 495 00:27:01,829 --> 00:27:05,749 Speaker 2: a baby girl now, speaking of crimes SNL. In January 496 00:27:05,829 --> 00:27:08,429 Speaker 2: of this year, Jacob hosted the first episode of Saturday 497 00:27:08,509 --> 00:27:10,789 Speaker 2: Night Live for twenty twenty four. A lot of his 498 00:27:10,909 --> 00:27:13,349 Speaker 2: jokes were about being hot and also being tall, both 499 00:27:13,349 --> 00:27:15,389 Speaker 2: of which are true and I would argue. 500 00:27:15,149 --> 00:27:17,589 Speaker 3: Relevant I'm not much of a public speaker, so I 501 00:27:17,669 --> 00:27:20,389 Speaker 3: thought i'd open it up to some questions from the audience. 502 00:27:20,789 --> 00:27:24,749 Speaker 2: Hi, no question, I just want to look at you. 503 00:27:28,229 --> 00:27:29,429 Speaker 3: Are you done? 504 00:27:29,749 --> 00:27:31,909 Speaker 2: Not yet? Almost? 505 00:27:32,949 --> 00:27:33,429 Speaker 3: Okay? 506 00:27:33,709 --> 00:27:33,989 Speaker 5: Done. 507 00:27:34,589 --> 00:27:38,109 Speaker 2: The Guardian called his performance underwhelming, and The Atlantic said 508 00:27:38,149 --> 00:27:41,029 Speaker 2: his attractiveness worked against him, which is a sentence I 509 00:27:41,029 --> 00:27:43,909 Speaker 2: would like written about me. Yeah. Well, the thing, okay, 510 00:27:43,949 --> 00:27:48,909 Speaker 2: the thing about SNL is it's always cringe to host 511 00:27:49,069 --> 00:27:52,029 Speaker 2: SNL because you're trying to be funny. However, in the 512 00:27:52,029 --> 00:27:53,869 Speaker 2: clips I saw of him, I don't think he was 513 00:27:53,869 --> 00:27:55,949 Speaker 2: cringe and I think I don't think he was. I 514 00:27:55,949 --> 00:27:58,229 Speaker 2: think what he did was he balanced when I could 515 00:27:58,229 --> 00:28:01,189 Speaker 2: be cringe or I could be cool, a little bit 516 00:28:01,269 --> 00:28:05,269 Speaker 2: lazy on that story. The thing is like he didn't write. 517 00:28:05,629 --> 00:28:07,109 Speaker 2: You sit there with a writer's room and write a 518 00:28:07,109 --> 00:28:09,389 Speaker 2: bunch of things, and the writer's room is going and 519 00:28:09,549 --> 00:28:13,349 Speaker 2: he's a thing. Right with comedy, it's so visual that 520 00:28:13,469 --> 00:28:16,389 Speaker 2: it's like, if you are pregnant, you get a joke 521 00:28:16,429 --> 00:28:19,989 Speaker 2: about that, right green hair, Like if you're wearing a 522 00:28:20,029 --> 00:28:23,709 Speaker 2: silly suit, you've got to acknowledge it because everyone's watching. 523 00:28:24,389 --> 00:28:26,829 Speaker 2: I went and saw a comedy guy in New York, 524 00:28:26,949 --> 00:28:29,429 Speaker 2: who'd been hit by a bus. Okay, right, physically I 525 00:28:29,429 --> 00:28:31,309 Speaker 2: could tell he'd been hit by a bus. Okay, that 526 00:28:31,349 --> 00:28:32,949 Speaker 2: guy didn't tell the story of being hit by a bus. 527 00:28:32,989 --> 00:28:35,109 Speaker 2: I'd got my money back. His whole set was about 528 00:28:35,109 --> 00:28:37,789 Speaker 2: being hit by a bus. It's hilarious. But I was like, 529 00:28:37,829 --> 00:28:40,589 Speaker 2: this what very physical comedy, right, And that's the thing 530 00:28:40,629 --> 00:28:42,469 Speaker 2: with Jacob Lordie. I just think that he's got to 531 00:28:42,509 --> 00:28:46,429 Speaker 2: acknowledge what everyone else can see. And I don't know 532 00:28:46,509 --> 00:28:50,029 Speaker 2: what else he can joke about because everything about him 533 00:28:50,109 --> 00:28:52,989 Speaker 2: is perfect. Yeah, it can't be self deprecating. No, it 534 00:28:53,029 --> 00:28:56,669 Speaker 2: can't because he's perfect. Yeah. I don't really blame him 535 00:28:56,709 --> 00:28:59,269 Speaker 2: for any of this. Like I've seen really hot comedians 536 00:28:59,349 --> 00:29:01,309 Speaker 2: talk about like not being able to get a girlfriend. 537 00:29:01,709 --> 00:29:04,149 Speaker 2: Jacoba LORDI can't say that. No, And what do we 538 00:29:04,149 --> 00:29:06,589 Speaker 2: want him to go for? Matt Rife? Because so many 539 00:29:06,629 --> 00:29:09,349 Speaker 2: from people hate me for really no reason. And it 540 00:29:09,389 --> 00:29:11,949 Speaker 2: really made me realize that, like people only hate somebody 541 00:29:11,989 --> 00:29:14,269 Speaker 2: they're jealous of. Do you think people who hate Osama 542 00:29:14,269 --> 00:29:16,909 Speaker 2: bin Laden are jealous of him? No? No, no, no, 543 00:29:17,149 --> 00:29:19,029 Speaker 2: it's the only thing he can do and he's not 544 00:29:19,069 --> 00:29:21,589 Speaker 2: a comedian, is an actor. Yeah, And in the acting bits. 545 00:29:21,629 --> 00:29:25,069 Speaker 2: He's really really good, but then every single skit was 546 00:29:25,109 --> 00:29:27,789 Speaker 2: about him being hot and tall, like that was the 547 00:29:27,829 --> 00:29:29,989 Speaker 2: whole thing. There was one that was like a women's 548 00:29:29,989 --> 00:29:33,629 Speaker 2: support group for addicts, and he's like a sex addict, 549 00:29:33,989 --> 00:29:36,749 Speaker 2: and it's clear that it's a women's only group, but 550 00:29:36,869 --> 00:29:39,589 Speaker 2: he's accidentally wandered in and they're all like, please don't leave. 551 00:29:39,589 --> 00:29:41,149 Speaker 2: We really really like stay, stay stay. 552 00:29:41,269 --> 00:29:44,589 Speaker 3: I'm drugs and alcohol, I act out sexually with women. 553 00:29:46,989 --> 00:29:50,909 Speaker 2: Oh no, that's tough. That's kind of funny because I'm 554 00:29:50,949 --> 00:29:54,549 Speaker 2: turned on, Yeah, just by him his presence. Yeah, exactly. 555 00:29:54,789 --> 00:29:58,149 Speaker 2: All right. Finally, Claire, I've heard it said that you 556 00:29:58,229 --> 00:30:01,709 Speaker 2: know what's funnier than Jacobal Lordie hosting SNL, Well, Jacobal 557 00:30:01,749 --> 00:30:04,869 Speaker 2: Lordie hitting a guy at the Chloe. Ah, yes, the 558 00:30:04,949 --> 00:30:07,269 Speaker 2: time Jacobal Lordie hit a guy at the Chloe a 559 00:30:07,269 --> 00:30:10,429 Speaker 2: few weeks ago. So Jacob was at the Clovell Hotel, 560 00:30:10,509 --> 00:30:13,389 Speaker 2: minding his own business when he was accosted by Joshua 561 00:30:13,469 --> 00:30:16,309 Speaker 2: Fox from Kiss FM. And this is why people moved 562 00:30:16,309 --> 00:30:20,429 Speaker 2: to La and hold on Kiss FM. Just Kyl and Jacket, 563 00:30:20,509 --> 00:30:23,029 Speaker 2: Carl and Jackie. We actually have audio of what happened 564 00:30:23,029 --> 00:30:26,029 Speaker 2: because Joshua was recording and he played it on radio. 565 00:30:26,189 --> 00:30:28,549 Speaker 2: He approaches a Lordie with an empty jar, and at 566 00:30:28,589 --> 00:30:32,029 Speaker 2: first a Lordie is very polite, and then Fox requests 567 00:30:32,069 --> 00:30:33,989 Speaker 2: that a Lordie phill it with bathwater to send it 568 00:30:34,029 --> 00:30:38,949 Speaker 2: to the studio for Jackie. It's FM radio bullshit. I 569 00:30:39,029 --> 00:30:40,909 Speaker 2: just want to say, I'm from the Kyl and Jacket show, 570 00:30:41,789 --> 00:30:44,749 Speaker 2: verly random, but could I give you this? Jackie wants present. 571 00:30:45,269 --> 00:30:47,949 Speaker 3: Lord she's a big fine of the movie. What am 572 00:30:47,949 --> 00:30:50,229 Speaker 3: I supposed to do? And you can send it to 573 00:30:50,269 --> 00:30:51,549 Speaker 3: the studio? 574 00:30:53,469 --> 00:30:56,269 Speaker 4: And Jackie ask, do. 575 00:30:56,429 --> 00:30:56,989 Speaker 5: You not remember? 576 00:30:57,709 --> 00:31:01,309 Speaker 2: Give you that? The thing A Lordi seems to be 577 00:31:01,309 --> 00:31:03,989 Speaker 2: annoyed about is that Fox is filming without his consent, 578 00:31:04,269 --> 00:31:08,589 Speaker 2: and he says, can you not man please? On radio, 579 00:31:08,749 --> 00:31:11,589 Speaker 2: Fox said things escalate when he stopped filming, and A 580 00:31:11,669 --> 00:31:15,229 Speaker 2: lord He demanded he delete the footage. Fox refused. He 581 00:31:15,269 --> 00:31:17,509 Speaker 2: said on radio, if I delete this and there's no 582 00:31:17,549 --> 00:31:20,869 Speaker 2: evidence that this interaction happened, and yeah, mate, that's a 583 00:31:21,029 --> 00:31:23,909 Speaker 2: fucking point. Yeah, Like that's why he wanted you to 584 00:31:23,949 --> 00:31:27,189 Speaker 2: delete it. It's also super prank, like like, hey, can 585 00:31:27,229 --> 00:31:30,069 Speaker 2: you fill this with bath water? It's not carrying bathwater 586 00:31:30,069 --> 00:31:32,669 Speaker 2: with him. I'm not in a bar. I'm not a bath. 587 00:31:32,789 --> 00:31:34,429 Speaker 2: And it's like, have you seen the movie? Do you 588 00:31:34,469 --> 00:31:36,709 Speaker 2: get it? I don't know, I don't know. It's just 589 00:31:36,749 --> 00:31:39,749 Speaker 2: it misses it. Just this is what I struggle with. 590 00:31:40,189 --> 00:31:42,709 Speaker 2: How do you want him to answer that? Because the 591 00:31:42,869 --> 00:31:46,029 Speaker 2: joke is on Jacob. There's no way for him to 592 00:31:46,109 --> 00:31:49,669 Speaker 2: answer it in lack a funny way. There's no bath 593 00:31:49,709 --> 00:31:52,549 Speaker 2: about it. He's not currently in a bath. So what 594 00:31:52,629 --> 00:31:54,469 Speaker 2: do you want him to give Jackie? You know, he 595 00:31:54,469 --> 00:31:58,349 Speaker 2: should just ejaculated it. I know. So you have to 596 00:31:58,389 --> 00:32:00,669 Speaker 2: have seen the film to get that reference. Yeah, otherwise 597 00:32:00,709 --> 00:32:04,309 Speaker 2: that's a crime. Is it to ejaculate into someone's jar? 598 00:32:05,149 --> 00:32:06,589 Speaker 2: Not if they give you the jar and you go 599 00:32:06,709 --> 00:32:12,709 Speaker 2: to a toilet and I think it's a little You can't. 600 00:32:12,869 --> 00:32:15,549 Speaker 2: You can't ejaculate on the street into a jar. No, 601 00:32:16,229 --> 00:32:21,389 Speaker 2: but if no one else can see the penis maybe yeah, 602 00:32:21,469 --> 00:32:24,069 Speaker 2: Well good on him for not doing that. Good on him. 603 00:32:24,389 --> 00:32:28,989 Speaker 2: And things got physical. Allegedly Jacob grabbed his throat. Why 604 00:32:29,029 --> 00:32:32,229 Speaker 2: he wouldn't do that because someone would impregnate themselves. Gosh, 605 00:32:32,309 --> 00:32:34,149 Speaker 2: I can like hate women. You could sell that for 606 00:32:34,189 --> 00:32:37,349 Speaker 2: a lot on eBay. Ah. I wonder kids if I 607 00:32:37,429 --> 00:32:41,549 Speaker 2: wanted it Yeah. Now what's happened is that no charges 608 00:32:41,589 --> 00:32:44,549 Speaker 2: have yet been laid, Which why do we think that is? 609 00:32:44,629 --> 00:32:46,469 Speaker 2: Do we think because I don't think that Josh was 610 00:32:46,509 --> 00:32:48,909 Speaker 2: pressing them because he knows that he was being a troll. Yeah, 611 00:32:48,949 --> 00:32:52,309 Speaker 2: and I think Josh was also probably lazy and chaotic. Yeah, 612 00:32:52,389 --> 00:32:54,189 Speaker 2: the fact that he just turned he just wanted the press. 613 00:32:54,469 --> 00:32:57,229 Speaker 2: So he's like, I've got what I wanted. They're harassing 614 00:32:57,309 --> 00:33:00,229 Speaker 2: his mother who's screaming at the press, being like, get 615 00:33:00,229 --> 00:33:02,349 Speaker 2: off my lawn. I read the Daily Mail article where 616 00:33:02,349 --> 00:33:04,029 Speaker 2: the Daily Mail showed up to her house and then 617 00:33:04,029 --> 00:33:05,749 Speaker 2: she said, can you please get away from it? Now? 618 00:33:05,869 --> 00:33:07,229 Speaker 2: Is that KISSFM produces? 619 00:33:07,269 --> 00:33:07,429 Speaker 4: Mother? 620 00:33:08,069 --> 00:33:08,269 Speaker 5: No? 621 00:33:09,349 --> 00:33:12,389 Speaker 2: Your mom? She was like can you please go away? 622 00:33:12,469 --> 00:33:13,829 Speaker 2: And they were like she was really rude to us, 623 00:33:13,869 --> 00:33:17,189 Speaker 2: and it's like, why are you at home? That's private. 624 00:33:17,349 --> 00:33:20,509 Speaker 2: The reason Jacob is not going to want charges is 625 00:33:20,509 --> 00:33:22,389 Speaker 2: because if there's charges and that man can't get a 626 00:33:22,429 --> 00:33:25,069 Speaker 2: us viza, then what then watch I'll tell you what. 627 00:33:25,869 --> 00:33:29,869 Speaker 2: He's stuck in Australia working on Australian television movies and 628 00:33:29,909 --> 00:33:35,309 Speaker 2: he's playing Chappelle Korby's father, so true, that's the only role. 629 00:33:35,909 --> 00:33:38,589 Speaker 2: Like remember the Princess Mary movie. Yeah, so what he's 630 00:33:38,589 --> 00:33:41,909 Speaker 2: playing Frederick. They're good Frederick. Yeah, but it's just young. 631 00:33:42,149 --> 00:33:44,909 Speaker 2: He's better than that. We need him playing Elvis because 632 00:33:44,909 --> 00:33:46,989 Speaker 2: then we can go he's one of ours, he's from 633 00:33:47,029 --> 00:33:49,069 Speaker 2: he's just a busy boy, he's one of us. We 634 00:33:49,109 --> 00:33:53,149 Speaker 2: can't have him stuck here where people are asking him 635 00:33:53,149 --> 00:33:57,189 Speaker 2: free spam. No, it's better than that. It's inappropriate when 636 00:33:57,229 --> 00:34:00,789 Speaker 2: he's back paying. It's like Corney Kardashian saying her, I mean, 637 00:34:00,829 --> 00:34:03,509 Speaker 2: and none of us are acting in ways that we're 638 00:34:03,549 --> 00:34:07,549 Speaker 2: proud of. No, not even with burried black let alone 639 00:34:07,589 --> 00:34:11,589 Speaker 2: with Jacob exactly, I a guy from the Queen's gamb 640 00:34:11,589 --> 00:34:13,989 Speaker 2: but at a cafe once. Yeah, I was lost. I 641 00:34:14,149 --> 00:34:19,189 Speaker 2: was lost. He was being all beautiful little boy from love. Actually, 642 00:34:29,629 --> 00:34:34,749 Speaker 2: Claire's time for charges and sentences. I don't want to 643 00:34:34,789 --> 00:34:37,589 Speaker 2: charge him with the song as previously say. Oh yeah, sorry, 644 00:34:37,629 --> 00:34:42,669 Speaker 2: did he get to that dec Sorry he up against 645 00:34:42,669 --> 00:34:46,789 Speaker 2: a wall throat. I mean this is alleged. Okay, here's 646 00:34:46,829 --> 00:34:49,989 Speaker 2: what I'll say. After seeing the Kissing Booth where Noah 647 00:34:50,149 --> 00:34:53,229 Speaker 2: Jacob a Lordi's central character trait is that he gets 648 00:34:53,229 --> 00:34:57,989 Speaker 2: into fights. It's quite hot in the movie. But violence 649 00:34:58,949 --> 00:35:02,469 Speaker 2: endors violence. But you can't go around asking for jars 650 00:35:02,509 --> 00:35:05,469 Speaker 2: of semen. You can't a lot of money. He might 651 00:35:05,469 --> 00:35:08,189 Speaker 2: want his own children one day. I'm very impressed that 652 00:35:08,389 --> 00:35:12,349 Speaker 2: no photos or video of the violence have been shared 653 00:35:12,469 --> 00:35:15,469 Speaker 2: because no one would have taken any Why because it 654 00:35:15,469 --> 00:35:18,389 Speaker 2: would have happened so quickly, and because it wasn't inside 655 00:35:18,429 --> 00:35:21,469 Speaker 2: the Chloe. This Joshua guy waited for Jacob to leave 656 00:35:21,509 --> 00:35:24,909 Speaker 2: and then kind of but still you look at Michael 657 00:35:24,949 --> 00:35:30,269 Speaker 2: Clark and Carlile. That was a very long fight with 658 00:35:30,389 --> 00:35:33,189 Speaker 2: shirtless men and children around. It's like, why did people 659 00:35:33,189 --> 00:35:37,149 Speaker 2: film that and not film? Was very Jacob smart enough 660 00:35:37,149 --> 00:35:40,909 Speaker 2: to not Okay, I'd just be interested all in la 661 00:35:41,029 --> 00:35:44,189 Speaker 2: he lives. He's been very quiet, very sorry anyway, as 662 00:35:44,229 --> 00:35:46,869 Speaker 2: part of my charger, don't want him charge for this, okay, 663 00:35:46,989 --> 00:35:48,709 Speaker 2: because I need him to go on and do great 664 00:35:48,709 --> 00:35:51,109 Speaker 2: things so that I can point and go see Australians 665 00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:54,229 Speaker 2: do good things. We like him, We like Margo Robbie, 666 00:35:54,429 --> 00:35:57,189 Speaker 2: we like Cate Blanchette and so on. His presence in 667 00:35:57,229 --> 00:36:02,349 Speaker 2: Hollywood is crucial for women's orgasms. Yes, it's very Australian respect. 668 00:36:02,509 --> 00:36:04,429 Speaker 2: I'd like to see him win a thing. I read 669 00:36:04,429 --> 00:36:07,189 Speaker 2: a thing that said he's what Hollywood tried to do 670 00:36:07,229 --> 00:36:09,789 Speaker 2: with like an army hammer. Oh no, no, no, I 671 00:36:09,829 --> 00:36:14,429 Speaker 2: read thing said he is what Hollywood wants Timothy challow 672 00:36:14,429 --> 00:36:17,669 Speaker 2: May to be. I think Timothy challo May is Timothy 673 00:36:17,749 --> 00:36:22,629 Speaker 2: challow May like. I think he's preached high. Yeah, I 674 00:36:22,629 --> 00:36:25,669 Speaker 2: don't think Timothy Challo May is lacking. Here's the thing. 675 00:36:26,149 --> 00:36:30,629 Speaker 2: Here's the thing. Jacob Alordie is more mainstream than Timothy Challomaye. Now, 676 00:36:30,749 --> 00:36:34,989 Speaker 2: oh interesting because timothyd wonka. I've spent the past seven 677 00:36:35,069 --> 00:36:39,469 Speaker 2: years traveling the world perfecting my craft. You see, I'm 678 00:36:39,509 --> 00:36:42,629 Speaker 2: something of a magician in vendor and chocolate maker. So 679 00:36:42,789 --> 00:36:47,709 Speaker 2: quiet up and listen down. Nope, scratch that. No, that 680 00:36:47,829 --> 00:36:50,469 Speaker 2: was embarrassing. That was really embarrassing. And he's with Kylie 681 00:36:50,469 --> 00:36:53,149 Speaker 2: and I'm not I'm not sure about it. No, no, 682 00:36:53,389 --> 00:36:56,269 Speaker 2: I'm not sure about it. Look. I think his crime 683 00:36:56,349 --> 00:36:58,229 Speaker 2: is being hot in a way that is distracting and 684 00:36:58,269 --> 00:37:01,149 Speaker 2: needs to be verbally addressed when he walks into anyone 685 00:37:02,269 --> 00:37:05,309 Speaker 2: six boy. That needs to be context for the hotness 686 00:37:05,349 --> 00:37:09,349 Speaker 2: and relatedly, the tallness. My sentence is unrelated. I'd like 687 00:37:09,429 --> 00:37:13,429 Speaker 2: to see him appear in more of Olivia's flogs me too. 688 00:37:13,469 --> 00:37:16,909 Speaker 2: He's really charismatic when he's like interviewed, like being casual. 689 00:37:16,989 --> 00:37:19,509 Speaker 2: Have you seen the interview where I think he was 690 00:37:19,509 --> 00:37:22,469 Speaker 2: being interviewed by like an American TV network and he's 691 00:37:22,509 --> 00:37:25,029 Speaker 2: in a hotel room and his parents are in the background. No, 692 00:37:25,069 --> 00:37:27,349 Speaker 2: And it's just so Australian. They're like, who's in the background. 693 00:37:27,349 --> 00:37:28,989 Speaker 2: He's like, Oh, it's my mom and dad. I'm like, 694 00:37:29,029 --> 00:37:30,549 Speaker 2: who are the people sitting on your bed that I 695 00:37:30,549 --> 00:37:32,989 Speaker 2: can see in the in the mirror. 696 00:37:33,349 --> 00:37:43,189 Speaker 1: In the mirror and dad. 697 00:37:40,989 --> 00:37:45,029 Speaker 2: So observive, So sixy why you have a mom and 698 00:37:45,109 --> 00:37:49,269 Speaker 2: dad at anyway? So she's big on YouTube and Insta 699 00:37:49,309 --> 00:37:52,069 Speaker 2: and I just feel like she could be vlogging giving 700 00:37:52,109 --> 00:37:53,869 Speaker 2: advice on how to get invited on like a one 701 00:37:53,949 --> 00:37:56,709 Speaker 2: hundred million dollar a year that's sorts of thing, sharing 702 00:37:56,749 --> 00:37:59,109 Speaker 2: more details about what it's like to go out with 703 00:37:59,149 --> 00:38:03,149 Speaker 2: such man yep so to have unlimited access to his spur. 704 00:38:04,709 --> 00:38:06,749 Speaker 2: And I can see her kind of walking around the 705 00:38:06,829 --> 00:38:09,189 Speaker 2: Chloe just like how I'm met the Chloe blah blah blah, 706 00:38:09,189 --> 00:38:11,469 Speaker 2: and then in the backgrounds just what he decking, Josh 707 00:38:11,509 --> 00:38:14,869 Speaker 2: you are? You know? I would watch that more content 708 00:38:15,109 --> 00:38:19,309 Speaker 2: from Olivia with Jacob in the background. Okay, what's your charge? 709 00:38:19,549 --> 00:38:23,029 Speaker 2: My charge is also to do with the hotness and 710 00:38:23,069 --> 00:38:25,789 Speaker 2: the height. So just I feel like I haven't said 711 00:38:25,869 --> 00:38:28,949 Speaker 2: enough on the hotness because it's not just his face. 712 00:38:28,989 --> 00:38:31,149 Speaker 2: It's not just his face, and it's not just his 713 00:38:31,349 --> 00:38:34,229 Speaker 2: cheek moans, or his height or his neck or his 714 00:38:34,349 --> 00:38:37,149 Speaker 2: neck or his body. It's the physical. It's the swagger. 715 00:38:38,429 --> 00:38:42,749 Speaker 2: How hot of him in Saltburn, dancing in the curb 716 00:38:43,029 --> 00:38:47,589 Speaker 2: with a hat with a hat, and then he's like 717 00:38:47,709 --> 00:38:49,589 Speaker 2: he's in the grass and he's just like rolling around. 718 00:38:50,509 --> 00:38:54,029 Speaker 2: There's also that video where he's sitting next to his 719 00:38:54,109 --> 00:38:58,949 Speaker 2: coaster Barry Keok, and he picks up Barry's coffee for 720 00:38:59,029 --> 00:39:00,629 Speaker 2: him because it's on the ground. And the thing about 721 00:39:00,669 --> 00:39:03,229 Speaker 2: Barry is that he's just too short to lean down 722 00:39:03,269 --> 00:39:06,989 Speaker 2: and get it. And luckily Jacob Alordi is just he's 723 00:39:07,029 --> 00:39:09,549 Speaker 2: just got the arm. He's got lots of arm and 724 00:39:09,589 --> 00:39:11,589 Speaker 2: lots of leg but he appears in control of it. 725 00:39:11,669 --> 00:39:16,949 Speaker 2: And that's also what's a net. Anyway, he's so hot 726 00:39:17,109 --> 00:39:22,229 Speaker 2: and that's the charge. But no, sorry, no, you got 727 00:39:21,749 --> 00:39:27,029 Speaker 2: to thing about the charge is he's so hot that 728 00:39:27,189 --> 00:39:31,589 Speaker 2: I forgive him everything. He's so hot and so sexy 729 00:39:32,029 --> 00:39:35,829 Speaker 2: that I don't care what he does. And that dangerous 730 00:39:35,869 --> 00:39:40,949 Speaker 2: is how wars happen. You know they say about Helen 731 00:39:40,989 --> 00:39:45,789 Speaker 2: of Troy, the face that launched a thousand ships. Yeah, 732 00:39:45,829 --> 00:39:50,269 Speaker 2: that's Jacob. It's dangerous because he could be he could 733 00:39:50,349 --> 00:39:52,829 Speaker 2: do bad things, the face that launch to punch at 734 00:39:52,869 --> 00:40:00,109 Speaker 2: the Chloe. And he plays toxic characters. For example, in Euphoria, 735 00:40:00,589 --> 00:40:03,789 Speaker 2: his character is absolutely toxic. He's literally abusive in the 736 00:40:03,869 --> 00:40:07,869 Speaker 2: Kissing Booth, incredibly sexist. Yeah, he is abusive in Your Fores. 737 00:40:07,989 --> 00:40:11,829 Speaker 2: He's an interesting backstory so kind of just fascinating to watch, 738 00:40:11,869 --> 00:40:14,469 Speaker 2: whereas I don't think there's any backstory in the Kissing Booth. No, 739 00:40:14,829 --> 00:40:17,949 Speaker 2: it's unclear. He keeps having fights and when she asks why, 740 00:40:19,029 --> 00:40:23,429 Speaker 2: it's not an answer. But in the Kissing Booth he 741 00:40:24,509 --> 00:40:26,789 Speaker 2: is literally like one of the first scenes is she's 742 00:40:26,789 --> 00:40:29,389 Speaker 2: wearing a short skirt and there's something sexist, and he 743 00:40:29,509 --> 00:40:32,229 Speaker 2: digs them who's got a fighting issue? And then and 744 00:40:32,269 --> 00:40:34,589 Speaker 2: then he says, you know you're asking for it when 745 00:40:34,629 --> 00:40:38,309 Speaker 2: you wear that skirt. Oh, And it's like, you're objectively 746 00:40:38,389 --> 00:40:42,709 Speaker 2: a sexist character, you're objectively toxic, but your hotness makes 747 00:40:42,749 --> 00:40:45,509 Speaker 2: me think that that's okay, which is not okay, And 748 00:40:45,709 --> 00:40:51,389 Speaker 2: so that's euphoria. That's kissing Booth playing Elvis. People say 749 00:40:51,549 --> 00:40:55,349 Speaker 2: it's confusing that movie because he's playing Elvis who was 750 00:40:55,469 --> 00:41:01,109 Speaker 2: not kind to Priscilla. No yet, because it's Jacob Lordie 751 00:41:01,389 --> 00:41:05,269 Speaker 2: and he's so sexy, it actually makes you forgive him 752 00:41:05,269 --> 00:41:07,949 Speaker 2: a little bit. So what I'm gonna say, you know, 753 00:41:08,149 --> 00:41:10,829 Speaker 2: I feel like the charge. I think we need to 754 00:41:10,829 --> 00:41:14,069 Speaker 2: be charged for forgiving a whole guy for doing bad things. 755 00:41:14,189 --> 00:41:17,829 Speaker 2: The culture is troubled, Yeah, it is troubled, but no, no, no, 756 00:41:18,589 --> 00:41:20,309 Speaker 2: I charge him with being too sexy. 757 00:41:20,389 --> 00:41:24,509 Speaker 4: Okay, okay, all the charges are actually compliments. 758 00:41:26,829 --> 00:41:30,869 Speaker 2: I got that I understand what you're saying and that 759 00:41:31,109 --> 00:41:35,229 Speaker 2: you have said. What is your sentence? My sentence, yes, 760 00:41:35,389 --> 00:41:40,509 Speaker 2: is simply more content, more movies, more TV shows. I 761 00:41:40,589 --> 00:41:44,869 Speaker 2: need more of him, maybe less toxic. Because then I thought, 762 00:41:44,909 --> 00:41:47,109 Speaker 2: maybe my sentence is that he goes full Charlie's there 763 00:41:47,109 --> 00:41:49,869 Speaker 2: on when she was monster like, maybe he's got to 764 00:41:49,909 --> 00:41:54,269 Speaker 2: be a mess, like he's got want that I want 765 00:41:54,309 --> 00:41:56,789 Speaker 2: to watch that. I won't. I do think he needs 766 00:41:56,789 --> 00:42:01,309 Speaker 2: to continue being sexy, but in a slightly less problematic way, wow, 767 00:42:01,509 --> 00:42:04,429 Speaker 2: because we forget he's acting because we're just too into 768 00:42:04,429 --> 00:42:07,189 Speaker 2: how hot he's been. Love it, love it. He's really 769 00:42:07,229 --> 00:42:09,509 Speaker 2: good at acting hot. But maybe he's not acting. I 770 00:42:09,509 --> 00:42:13,949 Speaker 2: think he's just what I'm going to quote you on that. Anyway, 771 00:42:13,989 --> 00:42:16,869 Speaker 2: Thank you so much for listening to this episode of Canceled. 772 00:42:17,149 --> 00:42:18,949 Speaker 2: I do a new thing now. I haven't told you this, 773 00:42:19,069 --> 00:42:23,869 Speaker 2: where instead of doing stories, I do a carousel receipt. 774 00:42:23,989 --> 00:42:25,509 Speaker 2: Is there a way for you to add that to 775 00:42:25,589 --> 00:42:27,989 Speaker 2: them saved thingings on our Instagram. We don't need them 776 00:42:28,029 --> 00:42:30,589 Speaker 2: saved because they're on the feed. La la la la la. Okay, 777 00:42:30,949 --> 00:42:34,029 Speaker 2: it's a little bit uneven, but yeah, okay, anyway, follow 778 00:42:34,109 --> 00:42:36,749 Speaker 2: us on Instagram, where we will share such things as 779 00:42:37,069 --> 00:42:40,829 Speaker 2: pictures of Jacob Lordie. I'll do some of his SNL skits, yeah, 780 00:42:40,829 --> 00:42:43,229 Speaker 2: and that sort of thing. We should share more things 781 00:42:43,269 --> 00:42:46,949 Speaker 2: on our Instagram. That's a conversation for later pofline. Yeah. 782 00:42:47,069 --> 00:42:51,069 Speaker 2: The executive producer of Canceled is Telysipers As our assistant 783 00:42:51,069 --> 00:42:54,629 Speaker 2: producer is Charlie Blackman, with audio editing by Tom Lyon. 784 00:42:54,829 --> 00:43:01,549 Speaker 2: We will be back next week. Bye bye.