Speaker 1: You're listening to a MoMA Mia podcast. Mom and Mayor
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Speaker 1: podcast is recorded on Hello and welcome to Cancel, the
Speaker 1: podcast that looks at silly celebrity crimes and as science
Speaker 1: charges and sentences to them so that we can all
Speaker 1: move on with our lives. I'm Jesse Stevens and I'm
Speaker 1: joined by Claire Stephens. And Claire do you have a
Speaker 1: Lazy Girl story for us today? I do, and it's
Speaker 1: really brief, which we love from a Lazy Girls story.
Speaker 1: Do you know ways the app wa z E. No,
Speaker 1: it's like maps, but then it's also like where police
Speaker 1: cars are and stuff. Yeah, so a lot of people illegal. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I guess so. But it's like, you know, if you're
Speaker 1: going on a drive up the coast use ways, is
Speaker 1: this like I would mark that I saw a police car?
Speaker 1: Like how did they even know? Correct? Because one thing
Speaker 1: that Lazy Girls are really bad at as like leaving
Speaker 1: a review and like contributing to the community. We reap
Speaker 1: all the better benefits. But we don't contribute to Google reviews,
Speaker 1: but we appreciate them. Yeah, exactly, we'll go through them
Speaker 1: for a very long time, never left one trip Advisor,
Speaker 1: but honestly, trip Advisor review, thank you to the people
Speaker 1: who leave them. Lazy girl story. My ways appeah is
Speaker 1: somehow in Dutch and I simply cannot be bothered to
Speaker 1: work out how to change it back. Is she to English?
Speaker 1: Absolutely not right? And so she's then sent a screenshot,
Speaker 1: okay of everywhere, like she's typed in like half an
Speaker 1: address and it is an Australian address in Dutch. She's
Speaker 1: a lazy girl. Okay, Well that's just easy. Every time
Speaker 1: you need address, you need to Google translator into Dutch
Speaker 1: and then tell your ways the Dutch version of it.
Speaker 1: Is that what she's doing. I don't think so. I
Speaker 1: think she's just kind of learning to live with it.
Speaker 1: But it's like she's learning Dutch. Like one of the addresses,
Speaker 1: for example, is in Marrickville and it's like Marrickville, New
Speaker 1: sued Well, Australia. I think that's Australia. It sounds right,
Speaker 1: it does, it does sound right. I think honestly, she's
Speaker 1: winning by the fact that it is still doing local addresses.
Speaker 1: See sometimes my apps go confused and they give me
Speaker 1: a you're looking for Merrickvilla in Texas, and I'm like maybe,
Speaker 1: like not really. Also, this is not totally related, but
Speaker 1: when I went to Europe, TikTok thought I was Russian
Speaker 1: and I only got Russian tiktoks. I'm about to go
Speaker 1: overseas again, and I just really hope TikTok is updated algorithm.
Speaker 1: I'm traveling and I still seek English. Please give me
Speaker 1: my tiktoks if I still want local tiktoks on my holiday. Yes,
Speaker 1: with maybe a taste from where I'm at in my
Speaker 1: native tongue. You are about to enter the canceled courtroom.
Speaker 1: The defendants are celebrities, the chargers are petty, the rulings
Speaker 1: a final plant. Today we are talking about American actor
Speaker 1: Matthew McConaughey.
Speaker 2: Alright, alright, alright.
Speaker 1: Whose name I have spelt differently on every page of
Speaker 1: my script. Mc conn mac connaughey, mccon connie. Is there
Speaker 1: an O U g H? Is there any any y
Speaker 1: O g h E y A y A y who
Speaker 1: could know for sure? Y y y e y oh.
Speaker 1: You might know him from some of the best films
Speaker 1: of all time, including Interstellar. I need to tell me
Speaker 1: to see in the world and Dallas Buyers Club.
Speaker 2: You've tested positive for h OV, you made.
Speaker 1: A fucking mis Day, and other films such as Failure
Speaker 1: to Launch and Ghosts of Girlfriends Past and the one
Speaker 1: The Guy Address a Guy ten Days problem.
Speaker 3: I do not, we have a problem.
Speaker 1: We'll get sexy and Matt I would say sexy and
Speaker 1: all of it. Yes, particularly in that he was born
Speaker 1: in Texas and fun fact his parents got married three
Speaker 1: times and divorced twice to each other. Yes, he has
Speaker 1: three kids and he's married to Camilla Alvin hold On.
Speaker 1: What's his middle name. It's David Matthew David McConaughey checks out.
Speaker 1: Sounds Texan. Yeah, no, it makes sense. My structure for
Speaker 1: today is as follows. Questionable films, falling out with his mum,
Speaker 1: the time his mum was a bit naughty, my personal
Speaker 1: confusion about whether or not him and Woody Harrelson are brothers.
Speaker 1: Ye and weird quotes a ready, Yes, questionable films, Claire,
Speaker 1: Mister Matthew McConaughey maybe one of my personal favorite actors
Speaker 1: of all time. He was in True Detective, who was
Speaker 1: also in Wolf of Fall Street where he did this things. Yes,
Speaker 1: and he improvised it and everyone knows that. Yes, And
Speaker 1: he said, alright, is that where he said it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think he said it's such a good quote. Producer
Speaker 1: to this was telling us it was his first ever
Speaker 1: movie and he put it in the improvised. Actually, I
Speaker 1: don't have this in my script, but I've got to
Speaker 1: tell you about I got to the bottom of his
Speaker 1: first ever role. What was it? And it was in
Speaker 1: Unsolved Mysteries. It was one of those Telly shows where
Speaker 1: you have to re enact a murder. Oh. We were
Speaker 1: obsessed with those. Yeah, And it was like a Texas
Speaker 1: thing and his role was to be shot in his
Speaker 1: front yard and he was like, well, it's Texas, it
Speaker 1: would be hot, and like he took his shirt off
Speaker 1: and he was so sexy. He was really really sexy
Speaker 1: in that, and like he stole it. He stole the show.
Speaker 1: He was in Magic mic Oh my gosh, he was
Speaker 1: too yep. But before all that, he exclusively did romantic
Speaker 1: comedies because of his face. I once dated someone who
Speaker 1: looked a bit like Matthew McConaughey and he wasn't nice
Speaker 1: to me and he wasn't an interesting one. Everyone in
Speaker 1: Sydney dated him because he looked like looked ever so
Speaker 1: slightly like Matthew McConaughey, like a bad Emney. Matthew McConaughey.
Speaker 1: If you've dated this guy, please reach out because I
Speaker 1: think it's the same one. He doesn't have the charisma,
Speaker 1: but he vaguely has the face. Anyway. His real breakout
Speaker 1: role was The Wedding Planner with One j Lo. Claire
Speaker 1: McConaughey plays a pediatrician, and I just want to show
Speaker 1: you the movie poster to see if you can recognize
Speaker 1: how they signposted that he was a doctor. Is there
Speaker 1: anything hotter than a pediatrician? For one? For two, he
Speaker 1: is wearing glasses. He's wearing glasses, which indicates he's studious,
Speaker 1: not a stethoscope. I thought they might put that on
Speaker 1: for the boaster. Yeah, they could have signposted that clearer.
Speaker 1: So what happens is that Lopez is a wedding planner.
Speaker 1: She gets asked to plan a wedding, which is good
Speaker 1: for her business. But while on the phone to this
Speaker 1: person who's like, can you play my wedding, her shoe
Speaker 1: gets stuck in a manhole cover, and then a taxi
Speaker 1: collides with a dumpster, which is heading for her and
Speaker 1: is going to kill her, and then this person comes
Speaker 1: out of nowhere and saves her life. And that person
Speaker 1: is pediatrician McConaughey.
Speaker 4: Hah, oh you okay, okay, I'm great, Okay, where's my shoe?
Speaker 4: Your shoe?
Speaker 1: You got it right here. His name is Steve, and
Speaker 1: they fall in love in the rain and they kiss.
Speaker 1: This is all just on one day, but the film
Speaker 1: needs a complication. Yeah. I was gonna say, it's not
Speaker 1: a love story if there's nothing keeping mard. I just
Speaker 1: want you to guess what the complication is. You get one.
Speaker 1: Guess he's married. Yes, ah, that's actually quite cool. Actually
Speaker 1: he wasn't. He wasn't married. You miss the part where
Speaker 1: she was on the phone planning a wedding. It was
Speaker 1: his wedding. It was his wedding. Oh and it doesn't.
Speaker 1: That just go to show the mental woe. The woman
Speaker 1: is planning the wedding and the man's walking about saving
Speaker 1: from top distrack on a care in the world, not
Speaker 1: a care in the world. He's like, oh, I've got
Speaker 1: a spare two hours when my wife plans our wedding.
Speaker 1: Do you need saving I'm a pediatrician. That's not related
Speaker 1: to the dumpster. There's also some guy named Massimo who
Speaker 1: Lopez doesn't like but is engaged to know how it
Speaker 1: is people get engaged too easily in film. I think
Speaker 1: she gets engaged to Massimo because she's said that Steve
Speaker 1: is engaged to the person who's she's fighting. We've all
Speaker 1: done anyway, just planned Steve's wedding, even though she really
Speaker 1: likes him and she's really smart, as indicated by its glasses. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Lopez was nominated for a Razzie for West Actress. That's
Speaker 1: not first, it's not fair, and just for context, a
Speaker 1: Razzie is an award for being terrible, for being absolutely terrible.
Speaker 1: They said there wasn't a lot of chemistry. I disagree.
Speaker 1: The poster looks cute. A few years later, McConaughey does
Speaker 1: a little known film called How She Is a Guy.
Speaker 1: In ten Days, I have written here perfect, no notes, wonderful,
Speaker 1: no notes. If I was writing a rom com, two words,
Speaker 1: ah bet it's gonna be the web ten. So what
Speaker 1: they did is they saw ten Things I Hate about You,
Speaker 1: which was done in nineteen ninety nine, and then I
Speaker 1: think this was like two thousand and three, and they
Speaker 1: were like, look, we can't rip it off directly, but
Speaker 1: what we need is a bet. We need the word
Speaker 1: to ten in the title, and we need a scene
Speaker 1: where a man sings yeah, because he Ledger did the
Speaker 1: thing there. No, isn't it hersing, But in this they do.
Speaker 1: You're so vain. They do a bit of seeing some
Speaker 1: of it. It's like, it's got to have a moment,
Speaker 1: what the mirror as you make sure you had a
Speaker 1: really cool there's other girls like the baby and baby
Speaker 1: his partner. So always gotta have a song. It's gotta
Speaker 1: have a song, a dance for relief. Then five years
Speaker 1: later they were like, okay, how to lose a guy
Speaker 1: in ten Day's success? Massive success? Or we should make
Speaker 1: that film again. So what they did was they made
Speaker 1: something called Fool's Gold. I've heard of that, haven't seen it.
Speaker 1: Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey. The pitch broadly think how
Speaker 1: to ski in ten Days, but with more lost Treasure.
Speaker 1: Oh no, we don't need lost treasure. There's lost treasure.
Speaker 3: I can drive this pictures.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you. We saw have the three hundred year
Speaker 2: Old Mystery yesterday.
Speaker 1: They filmed it in Queensland and while Matthew enjoyed it
Speaker 1: because he got to swim with the Jewgong. Which fun
Speaker 1: fact about Matthew McConaughey, he spent time in Australia when
Speaker 1: he was twenty one years old. He came here to
Speaker 1: work on a property. He said it made him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think maybe in Queensland. I think that's why Australian's
Speaker 1: like green.
Speaker 3: Light, Green Lights.
Speaker 1: I guess why we like his book because we're like, ye,
Speaker 1: Australia made us too. We didn't go and visit and
Speaker 1: he went through some trauma and then Australia helped him
Speaker 1: out of that. But he liked the Jewgong. The two
Speaker 1: cast members were stung by ira Kanji jellyfish. Oh no,
Speaker 1: they were, and then they were too afraid to go
Speaker 1: in the water, so they had to move it to
Speaker 1: the Caribbean. It was a whole thing. From what I
Speaker 1: can tell, everyone watched Fool's Gold and everyone hated it.
Speaker 1: I think at this point McConaughey was like, it would
Speaker 1: be nice to do a film that isn't the butt
Speaker 1: of a joke, but he'd already signed on to Ghosts
Speaker 1: of Girlfriend the Past. Damn it, which I looked up
Speaker 1: Ghosts of Girlfriend's Past recently because it is the film
Speaker 1: that I chronically insist that Ryan Reynolds was in, but
Speaker 1: he wasn't. The movie Ryan Reynolds is in is definitely maybe,
Speaker 1: and it's the same in that there are three women
Speaker 1: that he's like kind of right looking at, and he's
Speaker 1: got a daughter. Right. Well, I think that what they
Speaker 1: did with Ghost of Girlfriend's Past, which I didn't know,
Speaker 1: you know how Ten Things I Hate About You is
Speaker 1: loosely based on maybe a Shakespearean Every Terrible movie is like,
Speaker 1: We're based on Shakespeare. She's the man clueless all of that.
Speaker 1: Ghost of Girlfriend's Past is based Sorry, both those movies
Speaker 1: you just named a masterpiece masterpieces, but this one was
Speaker 1: based on Charles Dickens The Christmas Carol Claire. I would
Speaker 1: like you to describe the plot of Ghost of Girlfriends
Speaker 1: Past from memory, because we've seen it at least three times.
Speaker 1: All right, Matthew Bigconnaughey is grouchy, yes, yes, yes, well said,
Speaker 1: goes through his past girlfriends. Yes, who are goes? Because? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And is horned by Does he learn a lesson? Yes?
Speaker 1: What is it? He's too grouch? Yeah? Well said, and
Speaker 1: then does he end up with a former girlfriend? Yeah? Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: So he goes to the wedding of his brother and
Speaker 1: his fiance, and while he's there, the ghost of his
Speaker 1: uncle obviously appears and warns him that he will be
Speaker 1: visited by three former girlfriends who are ghost plot hole.
Speaker 1: These girlfriends aren't dead, yes, they're still live. That's sort
Speaker 1: of ways. So if I was confronted with my Matthew
Speaker 1: McConaughey X, I wouldn't assume he was a ghost. I
Speaker 1: would assume he's my ex boyfriend and I haven't seen
Speaker 1: a while, And you'd be like, hey, hey, it's how
Speaker 1: normal to see you in that we both live in
Speaker 1: the same country and it's interesting to jump to ghost. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Alison's honor me remembered me. Ah, I could die now,
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. I'm totally kidding. What are you doing here?
Speaker 1: Oh I'm like a ghost now?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the ghost of girlfriend's past in fact, but basically
Speaker 1: there's a ghost of his present person, then a ghost
Speaker 1: of his future. I don't understand. I don't understand. Then
Speaker 1: he he gets a premonition of the future and he's
Speaker 1: dead and his brother is the only person at his
Speaker 1: funeral because he's a piece of shit and needs a
Speaker 1: wake up call. Okay. Interestingly, people didn't hate it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was fine. I remember that being a bit of
Speaker 1: a hot one at the video shop. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: It was hard to get anyone just went I'll watch
Speaker 1: Matthew McConaughey for a few hours, do anything. There was
Speaker 1: an Emma Stone in it. I think there was a
Speaker 1: Jennifer Ganna in it. Yeah, there was definitely just have
Speaker 1: a play for two hours, I'll watch that, and that's
Speaker 1: what we did. But then he had a reconnaissance is
Speaker 1: what it's called. Did he call it that or have
Speaker 1: other people called it that? I don't think he hates that.
Speaker 1: That's what it's called. And he did Dallas Buyers Club,
Speaker 1: which is real acting, which is real acting? Did he
Speaker 1: go full method? Nobody had to wait for a while
Speaker 1: before anyone would give him a role because they were
Speaker 1: just like, you're from Fool's Gold and he was like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about that. Claire falling out
Speaker 1: with his mum, McConaughey didn't speak to his mum for
Speaker 1: eight years. In a podcast interview with Yanna Kramer, McConaughey
Speaker 1: said at this point, just to be clear, I've actually
Speaker 1: just raised the oug h and it's just Micky Mickey said,
Speaker 1: I tried to change my mum for eight years. Her
Speaker 1: and I had an a strange relationship where I couldn't
Speaker 1: have more than a conversation of hi, mom, doing good,
Speaker 1: love you by anything she asked me. I couldn't tell
Speaker 1: her personally because she didn't have a governor. I think
Speaker 1: that's like a publicist. She'd go to the press. She
Speaker 1: showed up on hard copy. I think that's like a
Speaker 1: show taking people to my childhood bedroom, showing people this
Speaker 1: is where he lost his virginity. Mom, Mary Kathleen.
Speaker 2: If you just don't understand it, do your mom.
Speaker 1: Stop showing Matthew's bedroom, Claire? Is it just me? Or
Speaker 1: does this sound very mum? Mum would she'd love the
Speaker 1: fuss love, she would love the fame of it all.
Speaker 1: And Mary Kathleen did she got caught up in the fun,
Speaker 1: in the energy. You want to interview me, I'm available,
Speaker 1: I'm available always. I'm Mary Kathleen in Texas. I love drama.
Speaker 1: I love drama. Well, apparently, when he confronted his mum,
Speaker 1: he said, can you stop showing everyone where I lost
Speaker 1: my virginity. She said, I didn't think anyone would care.
Speaker 1: Power move, absolute, power move, and also quiet, mum, who
Speaker 1: do you think you are? Yeah? True, true, I am
Speaker 1: a beast. I am a beast, he said. There were
Speaker 1: years where I could not talk to her. I tried
Speaker 1: to change her. I need just a mum right now,
Speaker 1: not a fan, and I didn't have it. He'd test
Speaker 1: her with information to see if she'd like it, and
Speaker 1: she would. Mary Kathleen marry Kathleen. But then he just
Speaker 1: stopped telling her things and that improved their relationship and
Speaker 1: now they're best friends. Always checks her on the red carpet.
Speaker 1: He knows he just can't trust her with shit, so
Speaker 1: it doesn't tell her anything about his actual life, but
Speaker 1: takes her everywhere. Yes, and speaking of people, we cancelongway, Mary.
Speaker 1: Mary Kathleen's crimes don't stop there. They are only just beginning.
Speaker 1: The time. His mum was a bit naughty. I spoke
Speaker 1: before about Matthew McConaughey's wife, Camilla. I'm impressed because they've
Speaker 1: been married for twelve years and they have three children,
Speaker 1: and I had a feeling they were divorced, but that's
Speaker 1: Bradley Cooper. Yes see, I do get Matthew McConaughey and
Speaker 1: Bradley Cooper mixed up. Has Matthew McConaughey been married before.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Just to this woman, just to Camilla,
Speaker 1: it feels like the real thing. On Southern Living's Biscuit
Speaker 1: and Jam podcast Alvez, who's forty one, said Mary was
Speaker 1: not initially welcoming of her. She said she did all
Speaker 1: these things when I first came in the picture right,
Speaker 1: and she was really testing me, I mean really testing me.
Speaker 1: She would call me by all of Matthew's ex girlfriend's names.
Speaker 1: She would start speaking Spanish with me in a very
Speaker 1: broken way. I got confused by this detail that Mary
Speaker 1: Kathleen would start speaking Spanish because I was like, hang on,
Speaker 1: I'm sure I've read that she's Brasilian and Brazilian people
Speaker 1: speak Putcha Geese, they don't speak Spanish. And I looked
Speaker 1: it up and there's no evidence that Camilla speaks Spanish.
Speaker 1: It's just like the wrong language and she's speaking it broken.
Speaker 1: So it's like if I look at you and go
Speaker 1: u na duer yeah, yeah, and it's like that's not
Speaker 1: my language. But you're right, but but I feel marcked.
Speaker 1: I do feel mocked. We're not understanding each other, and
Speaker 1: you're being borderline racist, Mary Kathleen. Would we say borderline
Speaker 1: blatantly racist? Mary Kathleen. Apparently Camilla then invited her on
Speaker 1: a work trip to try and befriend her, and everything
Speaker 1: just escalated and they had a massive fight.
Speaker 2: Ah.
Speaker 1: And then at the end Mary was like, Okay, fine,
Speaker 1: now you're allowed. She wanted to just test Camilla and
Speaker 1: see if she was the right person for her. Matthew
Speaker 1: calling her by ex girlfriend's names, A very ghost of girlfriends. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: b very passive, aggressive, And I love it. It's testing
Speaker 1: because do you know he has a past? And do
Speaker 1: you know all about it? And did you know that
Speaker 1: you're very new and that I've known him since utero?
Speaker 1: Mary Kathleen, everyone knows you keep telling the magazines on
Speaker 1: the cameras. I've written here, Mary, behave yourself my personal
Speaker 1: confusion about whether or not Woody Harrelson is his brother, Claire.
Speaker 1: You will not believe who is central to this story,
Speaker 1: Mary Kathleen. Oh, Mary Kathleen comes up yet again. You
Speaker 1: can't just say that someone might be your brother and
Speaker 1: expect me to live with that. And that's what Matthew
Speaker 1: McConaughey did. He dropped a bomb. Oh, Woody Harrelson might
Speaker 1: be my brother. Well, you're in True Detective together. You're
Speaker 1: in True Detective together. And there are similarity, there are similarities.
Speaker 1: I've always thought it if your brothers, how if your
Speaker 1: brothers why if your brothers do a test? And Okay,
Speaker 1: The interesting thing about the similarities, some of them are physical.
Speaker 1: Some of them are kind of like mannerisms. This is
Speaker 1: what some of them are. Vibe why vibe wise, which
Speaker 1: we know is a genetic thing. So this is a story.
Speaker 1: Mary is on a family holiday with mcconaughe hey, Camilla,
Speaker 1: Woody Harrelson, and Woody Harrelson's wife, because they're really good
Speaker 1: family friends. Mary is always there and she's sitting around
Speaker 1: the table and Harrison Woody Harrelson's dad is in prison
Speaker 1: for murder. Interesting you mentioned that. So this is from
Speaker 1: Matthew McConaughey. That's the quote from him. I think he's
Speaker 1: in prison for murder. No, you're right, OK, because this
Speaker 1: is relevant In Greece a few years ago, we're sitting
Speaker 1: around talking about how close we are in our families,
Speaker 1: and my mom is there again. It's likewise Mary King
Speaker 1: there and she says, Woody, I knew your dad. Everyone
Speaker 1: was aware of the ellipses that my mom left after
Speaker 1: knew it was a loaded new.
Speaker 4: Well, I'll just say there is some veracity to that thought,
Speaker 4: because we talked to mamac Matthew's legitimate mother, and you know,
Speaker 4: I don't know. I mentioned something about regrets and I said,
Speaker 4: you know, it's odd that my father has no regrets,
Speaker 4: and she goes, I he knew your father.
Speaker 1: We went on to unpack what this new meant and
Speaker 1: did some math and found out that Woody's dad was
Speaker 1: on furlough at the same time that my mum and
Speaker 1: dad were in their second divorce. Then there's possible receipts
Speaker 1: and places out in West Texas where there might have
Speaker 1: been a gathering or a meeting or a new moment
Speaker 1: Claire Mary Kathleen saying, I fuck you on a holiday
Speaker 1: and Grace okay, But this is the thing, Mary Kathleen,
Speaker 1: you would know if you gave her Halson exactly the
Speaker 1: rabbit hole I went down and got really confused because
Speaker 1: I was going hang on. Woody Harrelson has Woody Harrelson's mum,
Speaker 1: and Matthew McConaughey has a Mary Kathleen. Right, how would
Speaker 1: it be that they're brothers? Firstly, half brothers is what
Speaker 1: she's saying. And she's saying that because we know Woody
Speaker 1: Harrelson's father is the convicted felon who died in prison.
Speaker 1: He was out for five minutes at the same time
Speaker 1: that Mary Kathleen allegedly had a little sexual rendezvous with him,
Speaker 1: which was about nine months before Matthew McConaughey was born.
Speaker 1: So they're half brothers because they would have the same father,
Speaker 1: they would have a convicted fellen father, different mothers. Okay,
Speaker 1: Woody Harrelson is like Mary Kathleen, you are not my mother,
Speaker 1: You are not more, you are not my mother. Did
Speaker 1: you sleep with my father? Yes, you told me that
Speaker 1: night in Greece, But I have my own mother. Apparently
Speaker 1: their kids call each other like Uncle Woody and Uncle Matthew,
Speaker 1: and all of their families are clearly alike. And then
Speaker 1: Woody Harrelson came out and said it was very much
Speaker 1: true that they were brothers and urged McConaughey to get
Speaker 1: a DNA test. He told Esquire, we haven't done a test,
Speaker 1: but there are too many times that I think to myself,
Speaker 1: my God, the similarities, the things he does, the things
Speaker 1: he says, just the way he is. I've felt it
Speaker 1: for years. Harrelson's dad died behind bars after a life
Speaker 1: of crime which saw him him working as a professional
Speaker 1: hit man for a textan drug lord. Mary Kathleen, What
Speaker 1: what you doing, Mary Cathay. He was out on a
Speaker 1: little break from prison and she was like, what a
Speaker 1: lovely man. Lovely man, let's make a Matthew honey. I
Speaker 1: would love to see a photo of him, because it
Speaker 1: would be hilarious if you're like, oh, that's clearly Woody
Speaker 1: Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey's fast because I saw a picture.
Speaker 1: This is awful. But I saw a picture of Matthew
Speaker 1: McConaughey's father, and I was like, that's doesn't look like you. Oh,
Speaker 1: he looks like Woody Harrelson. I'm not sure if he
Speaker 1: looks like Matthew Mcconaughykay, show me, show me shit. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's definitely got the Woody Harrelson's side of that. Jean Pool,
Speaker 1: I don't see I don't see a lot of McConaughey,
Speaker 1: but I do see Mary maybe in the eye. This
Speaker 1: is all quite complicated for McConaughey, who thought his dad
Speaker 1: was a guy named James. In his book, he outlines
Speaker 1: how his dad died of a fatal heart attack while climaxing.
Speaker 1: Oh did you think that the second part was of it?
Speaker 1: I think he was with Mary Kathleen. The climax was
Speaker 1: with Mary Kathleen. You can just say he died attack.
Speaker 1: I don't think you need to know the context.
Speaker 2: He said, boys, when I go, I'm going to be
Speaker 2: making love your mother, and he did. He called the shot.
Speaker 2: The paramedics are covering him and all the neighbors are
Speaker 2: out in the street. He's going out the garage down,
Speaker 2: So you know, what's the sensible thing to do at
Speaker 2: seven am? Covering My mom's out there half naked, ripping
Speaker 2: the sheet off, and we get that sheet off of him.
Speaker 2: You're gonna see how big Jim went out. We had
Speaker 2: a bonner at that point.
Speaker 1: And even with the climaxing, it's like, was it at
Speaker 1: the precise moment just before was questions? I want to
Speaker 1: I don't need more questions, because what happened is a tragedy,
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry for your loss, Claire. Are you ready
Speaker 1: for out of context Matthew McConaughey quotes, Absolutely all right.
Speaker 1: I chose five. I could have chosen three hundred. Some
Speaker 1: of them are good and wise. Something to note about
Speaker 1: every Matthew McConaughey quote is that it sounds a lot
Speaker 1: better coming from him. Yes, and then he'll try and
Speaker 1: do it in his accent. He could say anything and
Speaker 1: it would be inspirational. Actually, man who invented the hamburger
Speaker 1: or was smart, man who invented the cheeseburger was genius.
Speaker 1: I don't understand. I don't understand, Okay, if I was
Speaker 1: to benefit the rather than coming up with something totally original,
Speaker 1: it's smarter to take something original Gee's to it and
Speaker 1: call it something new because it's less work. But I know,
Speaker 1: cheezburger to me is very hamburger with GI's thy hamburger
Speaker 1: with geese. Here's the thing. I don't know if anybody
Speaker 1: copyright wise invented the hamburger. I don't know if anyone
Speaker 1: copyright wise invented the cheeseburger. Rather, and in fact, it
Speaker 1: could have been the same person probably it was just improvising,
Speaker 1: all right. I don't want to just revolve. I want
Speaker 1: to evolve as a man, as a human, as a father,
Speaker 1: as a lover. Revolve is used in the wrong content. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't want to revolve'll revolve like a revolving door,
Speaker 1: like a revolving restaurant. I don't want to go around
Speaker 1: in circles. I want to evolve like I don't. Just
Speaker 1: because the words sounds similar doesn't mean there's anything pretty them.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: People like sentence. They love to like, oh, like do
Speaker 1: a little fun thing like there is no I in
Speaker 1: team that kind of thing. Y's true, but there's not.
Speaker 1: There's a lot I always want to say there's not
Speaker 1: no Iron Team because there's no I in team, You
Speaker 1: know what I mean, that's a coincidence. That doesn't mean
Speaker 1: that doesn't mean what you think it does. I'm glad
Speaker 1: to be cleared that up. There aren't many things that
Speaker 1: are universally cool and it's cool not to litter. I'd
Speaker 1: never do it, Like it's fine hmmm, but like it's
Speaker 1: quoted on the internet and it's like you didn't invent
Speaker 1: not littering. Yeah, it seems superfluous to be like it's
Speaker 1: not cool to litter. It's like, yes, just like it's like,
Speaker 1: you know, it's very primary school. Don't be a litterbug.
Speaker 1: Pick up litter and jitter instead. It's very teacher. Yeah,
Speaker 1: saying littering isn't cool. And you think, now pick up
Speaker 1: ten things? Come on, everyone, pick up ten things before
Speaker 1: lunch finishes. Yes, And I think Matthew McConaughey is very that.
Speaker 4: He's very that.
Speaker 1: Okay. I believe the truth is only offensive when we're lying.
Speaker 1: That one real least you give me a second. Okay,
Speaker 1: the truth is only offensive when we're lying. Sometimes the
Speaker 1: truth is offensive. Yeah, but is it because you're lying.
Speaker 1: If the truth is only offensive when you're lying, then
Speaker 1: you didn't tell the truth. You lied, in which case
Speaker 1: lying is offensive. Oh my god, they're so glaver. No no, no,
Speaker 1: But if somebody came up to me and said, you
Speaker 1: look like crap today, absolutely true, which is offensive, But
Speaker 1: it's not offensive because because I'm lying. Okay, the last time.
Speaker 1: He's obsessed with liars. There's bullshitters, and liars liars hide
Speaker 1: their bullshit. Bullshitters tell you when they're lying. That's why
Speaker 1: I like bullshitters. So hold on, hold on, okay, bullshit
Speaker 1: liars hide their bullshit. Bullshitters tell you when they're lying.
Speaker 1: That's why I like bullshitters. I don't. I think lie.
Speaker 1: The fullishit bullshit is. If a bullshitter tells you that
Speaker 1: they're lying, then aren't they no longer bullshitting you? They're
Speaker 1: actually been quite honest. I'm so confused, me too. But
Speaker 1: it sounds different when he says bullshit.
Speaker 3: Bullshit, Mama.
Speaker 1: It does sound different and it has more gravity to it.
Speaker 1: And I completely agree, Claire. It is time for charges
Speaker 1: and sentences. My charge for today isn't for Matthew McConaughey.
Speaker 1: I really tried to actually find some crimes, and I
Speaker 1: don't know if you've noticed, there are none so clean.
Speaker 1: Potentially his father is a murderer, but potentially, but that's
Speaker 1: not his fault, and it may not be his father exactly.
Speaker 1: Someone will put that to the site. But as often happens,
Speaker 1: we uncovered a criminal along the way. Was it Mary Kathleen?
Speaker 1: I'm charging Mary Kathleen with being a chicula rascal. She
Speaker 1: got excited about fame, hard to relate. She trolled Matthew's
Speaker 1: new girlfriend respect and then she may or may not
Speaker 1: have had a sexual rendezvous with a convicted felon who
Speaker 1: is also Woody house AND's father, and then brought it
Speaker 1: up on a trip in Greece fifty years later, very casually,
Speaker 1: like did you not bring it up at the true
Speaker 1: detective premierne Or like when your son came home and said, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm working with Woody Harrelson, you didn't say I think
Speaker 1: he could be your brother. When he first saw something
Speaker 1: with Woody Harrelson in it, you didn't think to say, hey, son,
Speaker 1: you could be related to you. You could be related. No. No,
Speaker 1: she said it in a trip in Grease, and I
Speaker 1: bet it was like, oh, I've been meaning to say
Speaker 1: meaning to I bet she said fifty other totally irrelevant
Speaker 1: things that day, so everyone wasn't even listening to Mary
Speaker 1: Kathleen by the time she was like, oh, quick one,
Speaker 1: what was what was it? That's right? Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: think your brothers, Mary Kathleen, this has taken too long.
Speaker 1: The other thing about Mary Kathleen is I'm surprised more
Speaker 1: people don't jump on band wagons to do with fame.
Speaker 1: For example, like, yeah, if your kid got famous, milk here,
Speaker 1: milk here, and jump on the ride for fun more
Speaker 1: inserting yourself black Megan Markle's dad. Yes, he had a
Speaker 1: bit of fun and then he got on in to
Speaker 1: the wedding. But what's great about Mary Kathleen, who does
Speaker 1: go by Mary Kay to friends, is that she's got
Speaker 1: the best birth worlds. I'm going to sell you out
Speaker 1: and I'll go to Greece with you because he's been like,
Speaker 1: he's Christian, so he's quite religious, and he's very forgiving,
Speaker 1: and he's very like morals, ethics, values, and he's like,
Speaker 1: I have a boundary with Mary Kathleen, which I don't
Speaker 1: think she respects. But she still gets to do her
Speaker 1: family like she gets to do the Red carpets. I
Speaker 1: think she's fine. I reckon. Mary Kathleen is the kind
Speaker 1: of person and hard relate who can't say no. So
Speaker 1: she gets a call from the Daily Mail who gets
Speaker 1: carried away. Yeah, and she goes, I can't, I can't.
Speaker 1: Matthew keeps getting out at me. Matthew keeps getting that. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll give you just a little tidbit. Come on, this
Speaker 1: is the condom where he lost his first time. Mary
Speaker 1: Kathleen put that away? Put that away? Why did you
Speaker 1: keep that well. This is my sentence to Mary Kathleen
Speaker 1: one word more. I need more from you, Mary, Kay,
Speaker 1: I need more. I need to know more about your escapades.
Speaker 1: Sounds like you've had an interesting checkered past with felons
Speaker 1: on furlough. Yeah, why are you right about that, Mary Kathleen?
Speaker 1: Or do a podcast with Matthew yeah, or some kind
Speaker 1: of like Jerry Springer style, But it's just Mary Kathleen. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think she would be You've got another sibling. You
Speaker 1: know how people are, like dinner party guest, like who
Speaker 1: would you have dead or alive? Mary? Marry Kathleen. She'd
Speaker 1: tell you. I'd be sitting right next to her and
Speaker 1: I'd be like, tell me about Matthew McConaughey's marriage, and
Speaker 1: she'd be like, yeah, I hate Camilla. And I'd be like,
Speaker 1: show me photos of him as a child, like was
Speaker 1: he always this handsome? Yeah, And she'd have him, she'd
Speaker 1: have him on hand, like he's him naked. She's one
Speaker 1: of us. All right, your charge? Okay, my charge is
Speaker 1: and it is common with certain people in Hollywood, and
Speaker 1: I think Matthew McConaughey is probably the guiltiest thinking you
Speaker 1: can say anything in your accent. Yeah, you know who
Speaker 1: else is guilty of this? Oprah? And it is her voice.
Speaker 1: It's the intonation of her voice, and it's the pauses,
Speaker 1: and it's the pauses, and it's the repeating. So what
Speaker 1: she'll do is she'll go, man who invented the hamburger
Speaker 1: was smart. Man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. Oh,
Speaker 1: let me say that again. Man who invented the cheeseburger
Speaker 1: was a genius, And then was a genus Like, yeah, actually,
Speaker 1: we don't get it. You're just repeating, is what you're doing.
Speaker 1: And then what does she say? It's a moment all
Speaker 1: of these would be in our harmon, doctor fel And
Speaker 1: she also does this man who invented the cheeseburger was
Speaker 1: a genius, Like, she'd do that, and then the whole
Speaker 1: audience just lapping it up, just like losing ship. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think Mary Kay would love her a bit of Oprah.
Speaker 1: She would, And that's how she ended up having a
Speaker 1: Matthew McConaughey. Yeah, And Matthew McConaughey's attitude is give me
Speaker 1: a line, any line, I'll make it profound or I'll
Speaker 1: make up my own, as he did with Rita. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: So my sentence is I need Matthew to read some
Speaker 1: of the worst texts in the world in his voice, Yeah,
Speaker 1: to give them some hidden meaning. Yeah, right, and then
Speaker 1: we're trying to cipher. Yeah, and some of them might
Speaker 1: be For example, a few weeks ago on the show,
Speaker 1: we talked about a song by Kanye. Hey.
Speaker 3: There, I'm happy to say whatever you want. Just keep
Speaker 3: in mind, I'm Matthew McConaughey, not a computer program. Let's
Speaker 3: keep things interesting, shall.
Speaker 1: We, Claire. What we've done is we have used an
Speaker 1: AI voice of Matthew McConaughey to say the most profound
Speaker 1: quote in canceled history. It is a Kanye wester lyric.
Speaker 1: You're here to be moved, prepared to be moved. This
Speaker 1: is what it sounds like when Matthew McConaughey says it.
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Speaker 1: We could all sit in a church and have Matthew
Speaker 1: McConaughey stand at the pole pit yeah and say that,
Speaker 1: and we'd all say, I've never heard something. So I'm
Speaker 1: moving in my life. Praise be, praise b My life
Speaker 1: has been changed. So I want him to just say,
Speaker 1: you know, maybe read out some Britney Spears lyrics, maybe
Speaker 1: read out some other we used to when we're kids.
Speaker 1: We would make up fate quotes that sounded profound but
Speaker 1: actually were meaningless, such as time is like a clock,
Speaker 1: it just keeps ticking. I think that that could be
Speaker 1: one of his questions. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and we
Speaker 1: should write got sumps, got slumps? Yeah, time is so
Speaker 1: much like a clock. Absolutely, Time is like Greenwich time.
Speaker 1: It goes along in a forward motion, but it changes
Speaker 1: depending on pause where you are in terms of pause
Speaker 1: time zones. Thank you, nailed it, nailed it. Thank you
Speaker 1: so much for joining us on this episode of canceled.
Speaker 1: The executive producer of Canceled is to Listen Azazz with
Speaker 1: audio editing by Tom Lyon. Please leave us a review
Speaker 1: if you like this podcast and we will be back
Speaker 1: next week. Bye Bye.
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