WEBVTT - Matthew "Alright, Alright, Alright" McConaughey 0:00:11.189 --> 0:00:15.349 You're listening to a MoMA Mia podcast. Mom and Mayor 0:00:15.429 --> 0:00:18.669 acknowledges the traditional owners of land and waters that this 0:00:18.749 --> 0:00:31.269 podcast is recorded on Hello and welcome to Cancel, the 0:00:31.309 --> 0:00:34.429 podcast that looks at silly celebrity crimes and as science 0:00:34.549 --> 0:00:37.349 charges and sentences to them so that we can all 0:00:37.389 --> 0:00:40.029 move on with our lives. I'm Jesse Stevens and I'm 0:00:40.109 --> 0:00:42.349 joined by Claire Stephens. And Claire do you have a 0:00:42.429 --> 0:00:44.629 Lazy Girl story for us today? I do, and it's 0:00:44.669 --> 0:00:47.469 really brief, which we love from a Lazy Girls story. 0:00:47.949 --> 0:00:51.309 Do you know ways the app wa z E. No, 0:00:51.829 --> 0:00:54.549 it's like maps, but then it's also like where police 0:00:54.589 --> 0:01:00.189 cars are and stuff. Yeah, so a lot of people illegal. Yeah, okay, 0:01:00.269 --> 0:01:02.069 I guess so. But it's like, you know, if you're 0:01:02.069 --> 0:01:04.909 going on a drive up the coast use ways, is 0:01:04.949 --> 0:01:07.709 this like I would mark that I saw a police car? 0:01:07.829 --> 0:01:09.949 Like how did they even know? Correct? Because one thing 0:01:09.949 --> 0:01:12.109 that Lazy Girls are really bad at as like leaving 0:01:12.109 --> 0:01:15.229 a review and like contributing to the community. We reap 0:01:15.389 --> 0:01:19.149 all the better benefits. But we don't contribute to Google reviews, 0:01:19.189 --> 0:01:22.109 but we appreciate them. Yeah, exactly, we'll go through them 0:01:22.109 --> 0:01:24.509 for a very long time, never left one trip Advisor, 0:01:25.349 --> 0:01:27.669 but honestly, trip Advisor review, thank you to the people 0:01:27.669 --> 0:01:32.789 who leave them. Lazy girl story. My ways appeah is 0:01:32.829 --> 0:01:36.349 somehow in Dutch and I simply cannot be bothered to 0:01:36.389 --> 0:01:39.309 work out how to change it back. Is she to English? 0:01:39.349 --> 0:01:42.429 Absolutely not right? And so she's then sent a screenshot, 0:01:42.549 --> 0:01:45.909 okay of everywhere, like she's typed in like half an 0:01:45.949 --> 0:01:50.949 address and it is an Australian address in Dutch. She's 0:01:50.989 --> 0:01:53.229 a lazy girl. Okay, Well that's just easy. Every time 0:01:53.229 --> 0:01:55.389 you need address, you need to Google translator into Dutch 0:01:55.389 --> 0:01:58.069 and then tell your ways the Dutch version of it. 0:01:58.109 --> 0:02:00.189 Is that what she's doing. I don't think so. I 0:02:00.229 --> 0:02:02.869 think she's just kind of learning to live with it. 0:02:02.909 --> 0:02:05.909 But it's like she's learning Dutch. Like one of the addresses, 0:02:06.069 --> 0:02:08.829 for example, is in Marrickville and it's like Marrickville, New 0:02:09.069 --> 0:02:14.829 sued Well, Australia. I think that's Australia. It sounds right, 0:02:14.869 --> 0:02:17.669 it does, it does sound right. I think honestly, she's 0:02:17.749 --> 0:02:22.389 winning by the fact that it is still doing local addresses. 0:02:22.509 --> 0:02:26.829 See sometimes my apps go confused and they give me 0:02:27.029 --> 0:02:29.789 a you're looking for Merrickvilla in Texas, and I'm like maybe, 0:02:30.349 --> 0:02:34.669 like not really. Also, this is not totally related, but 0:02:34.749 --> 0:02:37.589 when I went to Europe, TikTok thought I was Russian 0:02:37.629 --> 0:02:40.069 and I only got Russian tiktoks. I'm about to go 0:02:40.109 --> 0:02:43.109 overseas again, and I just really hope TikTok is updated algorithm. 0:02:43.229 --> 0:02:47.229 I'm traveling and I still seek English. Please give me 0:02:47.229 --> 0:02:51.789 my tiktoks if I still want local tiktoks on my holiday. Yes, 0:02:51.869 --> 0:02:55.309 with maybe a taste from where I'm at in my 0:02:55.869 --> 0:03:03.029 native tongue. You are about to enter the canceled courtroom. 0:03:03.749 --> 0:03:09.989 The defendants are celebrities, the chargers are petty, the rulings 0:03:10.229 --> 0:03:15.669 a final plant. Today we are talking about American actor 0:03:15.989 --> 0:03:17.029 Matthew McConaughey. 0:03:17.149 --> 0:03:19.589 Alright, alright, alright. 0:03:19.429 --> 0:03:23.069 Whose name I have spelt differently on every page of 0:03:23.069 --> 0:03:28.869 my script. Mc conn mac connaughey, mccon connie. Is there 0:03:28.869 --> 0:03:31.309 an O U g H? Is there any any y 0:03:31.389 --> 0:03:36.109 O g h E y A y A y who 0:03:36.149 --> 0:03:41.029 could know for sure? Y y y e y oh. 0:03:42.189 --> 0:03:44.229 You might know him from some of the best films 0:03:44.229 --> 0:03:46.589 of all time, including Interstellar. I need to tell me 0:03:47.629 --> 0:03:50.669 to see in the world and Dallas Buyers Club. 0:03:50.669 --> 0:03:54.429 You've tested positive for h OV, you made. 0:03:54.269 --> 0:03:57.029 A fucking mis Day, and other films such as Failure 0:03:57.069 --> 0:04:00.909 to Launch and Ghosts of Girlfriends Past and the one 0:04:01.029 --> 0:04:06.469 The Guy Address a Guy ten Days problem. 0:04:06.709 --> 0:04:08.309 I do not, we have a problem. 0:04:08.429 --> 0:04:11.989 We'll get sexy and Matt I would say sexy and 0:04:12.029 --> 0:04:15.069 all of it. Yes, particularly in that he was born 0:04:15.109 --> 0:04:18.309 in Texas and fun fact his parents got married three 0:04:18.349 --> 0:04:21.869 times and divorced twice to each other. Yes, he has 0:04:21.909 --> 0:04:24.349 three kids and he's married to Camilla Alvin hold On. 0:04:24.349 --> 0:04:28.669 What's his middle name. It's David Matthew David McConaughey checks out. 0:04:29.069 --> 0:04:32.029 Sounds Texan. Yeah, no, it makes sense. My structure for 0:04:32.069 --> 0:04:36.909 today is as follows. Questionable films, falling out with his mum, 0:04:37.269 --> 0:04:40.029 the time his mum was a bit naughty, my personal 0:04:40.069 --> 0:04:43.309 confusion about whether or not him and Woody Harrelson are brothers. 0:04:44.269 --> 0:04:49.789 Ye and weird quotes a ready, Yes, questionable films, Claire, 0:04:49.909 --> 0:04:54.549 Mister Matthew McConaughey maybe one of my personal favorite actors 0:04:54.549 --> 0:04:57.069 of all time. He was in True Detective, who was 0:04:57.109 --> 0:05:07.629 also in Wolf of Fall Street where he did this things. Yes, 0:05:07.709 --> 0:05:09.749 and he improvised it and everyone knows that. Yes, And 0:05:09.789 --> 0:05:12.149 he said, alright, is that where he said it? 0:05:12.189 --> 0:05:12.349 Yeah? 0:05:12.349 --> 0:05:15.909 I think he said it's such a good quote. Producer 0:05:15.949 --> 0:05:17.989 to this was telling us it was his first ever 0:05:18.069 --> 0:05:21.109 movie and he put it in the improvised. Actually, I 0:05:21.109 --> 0:05:22.549 don't have this in my script, but I've got to 0:05:22.589 --> 0:05:24.589 tell you about I got to the bottom of his 0:05:24.669 --> 0:05:26.429 first ever role. What was it? And it was in 0:05:26.549 --> 0:05:29.909 Unsolved Mysteries. It was one of those Telly shows where 0:05:29.949 --> 0:05:32.229 you have to re enact a murder. Oh. We were 0:05:32.269 --> 0:05:35.109 obsessed with those. Yeah, And it was like a Texas 0:05:35.149 --> 0:05:37.069 thing and his role was to be shot in his 0:05:37.149 --> 0:05:39.229 front yard and he was like, well, it's Texas, it 0:05:39.229 --> 0:05:41.029 would be hot, and like he took his shirt off 0:05:41.029 --> 0:05:43.629 and he was so sexy. He was really really sexy 0:05:43.629 --> 0:05:45.589 in that, and like he stole it. He stole the show. 0:05:46.269 --> 0:05:48.909 He was in Magic mic Oh my gosh, he was 0:05:48.909 --> 0:05:52.509 too yep. But before all that, he exclusively did romantic 0:05:52.549 --> 0:05:57.789 comedies because of his face. I once dated someone who 0:05:57.789 --> 0:05:59.909 looked a bit like Matthew McConaughey and he wasn't nice 0:05:59.949 --> 0:06:03.509 to me and he wasn't an interesting one. Everyone in 0:06:03.549 --> 0:06:06.629 Sydney dated him because he looked like looked ever so 0:06:06.789 --> 0:06:11.109 slightly like Matthew McConaughey, like a bad Emney. Matthew McConaughey. 0:06:11.229 --> 0:06:15.149 If you've dated this guy, please reach out because I 0:06:15.149 --> 0:06:17.509 think it's the same one. He doesn't have the charisma, 0:06:17.989 --> 0:06:21.269 but he vaguely has the face. Anyway. His real breakout 0:06:21.349 --> 0:06:24.469 role was The Wedding Planner with One j Lo. Claire 0:06:24.589 --> 0:06:27.109 McConaughey plays a pediatrician, and I just want to show 0:06:27.109 --> 0:06:29.229 you the movie poster to see if you can recognize 0:06:29.269 --> 0:06:31.709 how they signposted that he was a doctor. Is there 0:06:31.709 --> 0:06:34.789 anything hotter than a pediatrician? For one? For two, he 0:06:34.829 --> 0:06:38.109 is wearing glasses. He's wearing glasses, which indicates he's studious, 0:06:38.149 --> 0:06:40.709 not a stethoscope. I thought they might put that on 0:06:40.749 --> 0:06:43.069 for the boaster. Yeah, they could have signposted that clearer. 0:06:43.349 --> 0:06:45.949 So what happens is that Lopez is a wedding planner. 0:06:46.149 --> 0:06:48.309 She gets asked to plan a wedding, which is good 0:06:48.309 --> 0:06:52.029 for her business. But while on the phone to this 0:06:52.069 --> 0:06:53.989 person who's like, can you play my wedding, her shoe 0:06:54.029 --> 0:06:58.189 gets stuck in a manhole cover, and then a taxi 0:06:58.229 --> 0:07:00.109 collides with a dumpster, which is heading for her and 0:07:00.269 --> 0:07:03.109 is going to kill her, and then this person comes 0:07:03.109 --> 0:07:05.429 out of nowhere and saves her life. And that person 0:07:05.549 --> 0:07:06.869 is pediatrician McConaughey. 0:07:06.869 --> 0:07:15.189 Hah, oh you okay, okay, I'm great, Okay, where's my shoe? 0:07:15.789 --> 0:07:16.669 Your shoe? 0:07:17.149 --> 0:07:19.269 You got it right here. His name is Steve, and 0:07:19.309 --> 0:07:21.589 they fall in love in the rain and they kiss. 0:07:21.669 --> 0:07:24.429 This is all just on one day, but the film 0:07:24.429 --> 0:07:26.429 needs a complication. Yeah. I was gonna say, it's not 0:07:26.429 --> 0:07:28.349 a love story if there's nothing keeping mard. I just 0:07:28.349 --> 0:07:30.229 want you to guess what the complication is. You get one. 0:07:30.269 --> 0:07:34.589 Guess he's married. Yes, ah, that's actually quite cool. Actually 0:07:34.629 --> 0:07:36.949 he wasn't. He wasn't married. You miss the part where 0:07:36.989 --> 0:07:39.709 she was on the phone planning a wedding. It was 0:07:39.749 --> 0:07:43.069 his wedding. It was his wedding. Oh and it doesn't. 0:07:43.109 --> 0:07:45.749 That just go to show the mental woe. The woman 0:07:45.829 --> 0:07:48.389 is planning the wedding and the man's walking about saving 0:07:49.429 --> 0:07:51.749 from top distrack on a care in the world, not 0:07:51.829 --> 0:07:53.749 a care in the world. He's like, oh, I've got 0:07:53.789 --> 0:07:56.349 a spare two hours when my wife plans our wedding. 0:07:56.549 --> 0:07:58.909 Do you need saving I'm a pediatrician. That's not related 0:07:58.989 --> 0:08:02.909 to the dumpster. There's also some guy named Massimo who 0:08:02.909 --> 0:08:06.549 Lopez doesn't like but is engaged to know how it 0:08:06.669 --> 0:08:10.349 is people get engaged too easily in film. I think 0:08:10.389 --> 0:08:12.549 she gets engaged to Massimo because she's said that Steve 0:08:12.709 --> 0:08:15.549 is engaged to the person who's she's fighting. We've all 0:08:15.629 --> 0:08:18.629 done anyway, just planned Steve's wedding, even though she really 0:08:18.709 --> 0:08:22.469 likes him and she's really smart, as indicated by its glasses. Anyway, 0:08:22.549 --> 0:08:26.149 Lopez was nominated for a Razzie for West Actress. That's 0:08:26.229 --> 0:08:28.509 not first, it's not fair, and just for context, a 0:08:28.589 --> 0:08:32.269 Razzie is an award for being terrible, for being absolutely terrible. 0:08:32.309 --> 0:08:34.629 They said there wasn't a lot of chemistry. I disagree. 0:08:34.629 --> 0:08:38.109 The poster looks cute. A few years later, McConaughey does 0:08:38.349 --> 0:08:40.349 a little known film called How She Is a Guy. 0:08:40.389 --> 0:08:44.269 In ten Days, I have written here perfect, no notes, wonderful, 0:08:44.429 --> 0:08:48.109 no notes. If I was writing a rom com, two words, 0:08:48.389 --> 0:08:53.429 ah bet it's gonna be the web ten. So what 0:08:53.469 --> 0:08:55.589 they did is they saw ten Things I Hate about You, 0:08:55.629 --> 0:08:57.309 which was done in nineteen ninety nine, and then I 0:08:57.309 --> 0:08:59.269 think this was like two thousand and three, and they 0:08:59.269 --> 0:09:01.909 were like, look, we can't rip it off directly, but 0:09:01.989 --> 0:09:04.629 what we need is a bet. We need the word 0:09:04.669 --> 0:09:07.709 to ten in the title, and we need a scene 0:09:07.709 --> 0:09:10.669 where a man sings yeah, because he Ledger did the 0:09:10.669 --> 0:09:13.309 thing there. No, isn't it hersing, But in this they do. 0:09:13.589 --> 0:09:16.869 You're so vain. They do a bit of seeing some 0:09:16.909 --> 0:09:18.349 of it. It's like, it's got to have a moment, 0:09:18.869 --> 0:09:22.669 what the mirror as you make sure you had a 0:09:22.669 --> 0:09:28.389 really cool there's other girls like the baby and baby 0:09:28.629 --> 0:09:34.269 his partner. So always gotta have a song. It's gotta 0:09:34.309 --> 0:09:38.549 have a song, a dance for relief. Then five years 0:09:38.589 --> 0:09:41.429 later they were like, okay, how to lose a guy 0:09:41.469 --> 0:09:44.629 in ten Day's success? Massive success? Or we should make 0:09:44.629 --> 0:09:46.789 that film again. So what they did was they made 0:09:46.829 --> 0:09:49.749 something called Fool's Gold. I've heard of that, haven't seen it. 0:09:50.109 --> 0:09:54.949 Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey. The pitch broadly think how 0:09:54.989 --> 0:09:58.829 to ski in ten Days, but with more lost Treasure. 0:10:00.509 --> 0:10:03.429 Oh no, we don't need lost treasure. There's lost treasure. 0:10:03.469 --> 0:10:04.869 I can drive this pictures. 0:10:04.909 --> 0:10:07.029 I'm telling you. We saw have the three hundred year 0:10:07.029 --> 0:10:08.029 Old Mystery yesterday. 0:10:08.189 --> 0:10:12.069 They filmed it in Queensland and while Matthew enjoyed it 0:10:12.469 --> 0:10:14.789 because he got to swim with the Jewgong. Which fun 0:10:14.829 --> 0:10:17.949 fact about Matthew McConaughey, he spent time in Australia when 0:10:17.949 --> 0:10:20.109 he was twenty one years old. He came here to 0:10:20.349 --> 0:10:22.669 work on a property. He said it made him. Yeah, 0:10:22.709 --> 0:10:24.869 I think maybe in Queensland. I think that's why Australian's 0:10:24.909 --> 0:10:25.349 like green. 0:10:25.229 --> 0:10:26.509 Light, Green Lights. 0:10:27.549 --> 0:10:30.309 I guess why we like his book because we're like, ye, 0:10:30.349 --> 0:10:32.709 Australia made us too. We didn't go and visit and 0:10:32.749 --> 0:10:36.749 he went through some trauma and then Australia helped him 0:10:36.749 --> 0:10:39.829 out of that. But he liked the Jewgong. The two 0:10:39.869 --> 0:10:42.789 cast members were stung by ira Kanji jellyfish. Oh no, 0:10:43.469 --> 0:10:45.229 they were, and then they were too afraid to go 0:10:45.269 --> 0:10:46.229 in the water, so they had to move it to 0:10:46.229 --> 0:10:49.269 the Caribbean. It was a whole thing. From what I 0:10:49.309 --> 0:10:52.949 can tell, everyone watched Fool's Gold and everyone hated it. 0:10:53.629 --> 0:10:56.189 I think at this point McConaughey was like, it would 0:10:56.189 --> 0:10:58.549 be nice to do a film that isn't the butt 0:10:58.589 --> 0:11:01.749 of a joke, but he'd already signed on to Ghosts 0:11:01.749 --> 0:11:04.949 of Girlfriend the Past. Damn it, which I looked up 0:11:05.029 --> 0:11:08.309 Ghosts of Girlfriend's Past recently because it is the film 0:11:08.389 --> 0:11:13.069 that I chronically insist that Ryan Reynolds was in, but 0:11:13.189 --> 0:11:16.909 he wasn't. The movie Ryan Reynolds is in is definitely maybe, 0:11:17.229 --> 0:11:20.469 and it's the same in that there are three women 0:11:20.709 --> 0:11:23.469 that he's like kind of right looking at, and he's 0:11:23.469 --> 0:11:26.229 got a daughter. Right. Well, I think that what they 0:11:26.269 --> 0:11:28.629 did with Ghost of Girlfriend's Past, which I didn't know, 0:11:28.669 --> 0:11:30.389 you know how Ten Things I Hate About You is 0:11:30.429 --> 0:11:34.349 loosely based on maybe a Shakespearean Every Terrible movie is like, 0:11:34.629 --> 0:11:37.589 We're based on Shakespeare. She's the man clueless all of that. 0:11:38.069 --> 0:11:41.669 Ghost of Girlfriend's Past is based Sorry, both those movies 0:11:41.709 --> 0:11:44.429 you just named a masterpiece masterpieces, but this one was 0:11:44.469 --> 0:11:48.669 based on Charles Dickens The Christmas Carol Claire. I would 0:11:48.709 --> 0:11:51.869 like you to describe the plot of Ghost of Girlfriends 0:11:51.869 --> 0:11:57.149 Past from memory, because we've seen it at least three times. 0:11:57.189 --> 0:12:01.509 All right, Matthew Bigconnaughey is grouchy, yes, yes, yes, well said, 0:12:02.269 --> 0:12:10.949 goes through his past girlfriends. Yes, who are goes? Because? Yeah? 0:12:10.989 --> 0:12:14.949 And is horned by Does he learn a lesson? Yes? 0:12:15.229 --> 0:12:18.709 What is it? He's too grouch? Yeah? Well said, and 0:12:18.709 --> 0:12:21.349 then does he end up with a former girlfriend? Yeah? Yeah, yeah. 0:12:21.389 --> 0:12:23.469 So he goes to the wedding of his brother and 0:12:23.549 --> 0:12:25.829 his fiance, and while he's there, the ghost of his 0:12:25.949 --> 0:12:28.189 uncle obviously appears and warns him that he will be 0:12:28.309 --> 0:12:31.109 visited by three former girlfriends who are ghost plot hole. 0:12:31.229 --> 0:12:34.189 These girlfriends aren't dead, yes, they're still live. That's sort 0:12:34.189 --> 0:12:36.589 of ways. So if I was confronted with my Matthew 0:12:36.629 --> 0:12:39.109 McConaughey X, I wouldn't assume he was a ghost. I 0:12:39.149 --> 0:12:40.869 would assume he's my ex boyfriend and I haven't seen 0:12:40.909 --> 0:12:43.269 a while, And you'd be like, hey, hey, it's how 0:12:43.629 --> 0:12:45.629 normal to see you in that we both live in 0:12:45.629 --> 0:12:49.149 the same country and it's interesting to jump to ghost. Yeah, 0:12:49.189 --> 0:12:57.229 Alison's honor me remembered me. Ah, I could die now, 0:12:57.509 --> 0:12:59.549 I'm just kidding. I'm totally kidding. What are you doing here? 0:12:59.749 --> 0:13:00.869 Oh I'm like a ghost now? 0:13:01.269 --> 0:13:01.629 Yeah? 0:13:01.709 --> 0:13:05.229 Yeah, the ghost of girlfriend's past in fact, but basically 0:13:05.429 --> 0:13:08.309 there's a ghost of his present person, then a ghost 0:13:08.389 --> 0:13:12.789 of his future. I don't understand. I don't understand. Then 0:13:12.909 --> 0:13:16.549 he he gets a premonition of the future and he's 0:13:16.589 --> 0:13:18.429 dead and his brother is the only person at his 0:13:18.549 --> 0:13:21.149 funeral because he's a piece of shit and needs a 0:13:21.189 --> 0:13:25.069 wake up call. Okay. Interestingly, people didn't hate it. Yeah, 0:13:25.429 --> 0:13:28.029 it was fine. I remember that being a bit of 0:13:28.029 --> 0:13:30.669 a hot one at the video shop. Yeah, it was. 0:13:30.749 --> 0:13:32.989 It was hard to get anyone just went I'll watch 0:13:33.069 --> 0:13:35.909 Matthew McConaughey for a few hours, do anything. There was 0:13:35.949 --> 0:13:37.749 an Emma Stone in it. I think there was a 0:13:37.829 --> 0:13:39.949 Jennifer Ganna in it. Yeah, there was definitely just have 0:13:39.989 --> 0:13:42.109 a play for two hours, I'll watch that, and that's 0:13:42.149 --> 0:13:46.909 what we did. But then he had a reconnaissance is 0:13:46.949 --> 0:13:49.229 what it's called. Did he call it that or have 0:13:49.309 --> 0:13:51.589 other people called it that? I don't think he hates that. 0:13:51.589 --> 0:13:54.269 That's what it's called. And he did Dallas Buyers Club, 0:13:54.389 --> 0:13:57.229 which is real acting, which is real acting? Did he 0:13:57.309 --> 0:14:00.469 go full method? Nobody had to wait for a while 0:14:00.589 --> 0:14:02.269 before anyone would give him a role because they were 0:14:02.269 --> 0:14:03.749 just like, you're from Fool's Gold and he was like, 0:14:03.749 --> 0:14:13.669 I don't want to talk about that. Claire falling out 0:14:13.669 --> 0:14:16.989 with his mum, McConaughey didn't speak to his mum for 0:14:17.069 --> 0:14:21.149 eight years. In a podcast interview with Yanna Kramer, McConaughey 0:14:21.189 --> 0:14:23.949 said at this point, just to be clear, I've actually 0:14:24.029 --> 0:14:29.189 just raised the oug h and it's just Micky Mickey said, 0:14:29.749 --> 0:14:32.149 I tried to change my mum for eight years. Her 0:14:32.189 --> 0:14:34.389 and I had an a strange relationship where I couldn't 0:14:34.429 --> 0:14:36.829 have more than a conversation of hi, mom, doing good, 0:14:36.909 --> 0:14:39.589 love you by anything she asked me. I couldn't tell 0:14:39.629 --> 0:14:42.229 her personally because she didn't have a governor. I think 0:14:42.229 --> 0:14:44.789 that's like a publicist. She'd go to the press. She 0:14:44.909 --> 0:14:46.989 showed up on hard copy. I think that's like a 0:14:47.029 --> 0:14:51.029 show taking people to my childhood bedroom, showing people this 0:14:51.069 --> 0:14:55.749 is where he lost his virginity. Mom, Mary Kathleen. 0:14:55.309 --> 0:14:57.989 If you just don't understand it, do your mom. 0:14:57.749 --> 0:15:00.669 Stop showing Matthew's bedroom, Claire? Is it just me? Or 0:15:00.709 --> 0:15:03.789 does this sound very mum? Mum would she'd love the 0:15:03.829 --> 0:15:06.509 fuss love, she would love the fame of it all. 0:15:06.509 --> 0:15:09.949 And Mary Kathleen did she got caught up in the fun, 0:15:10.389 --> 0:15:12.989 in the energy. You want to interview me, I'm available, 0:15:13.149 --> 0:15:18.509 I'm available always. I'm Mary Kathleen in Texas. I love drama. 0:15:19.069 --> 0:15:22.389 I love drama. Well, apparently, when he confronted his mum, 0:15:22.469 --> 0:15:24.389 he said, can you stop showing everyone where I lost 0:15:24.389 --> 0:15:27.269 my virginity. She said, I didn't think anyone would care. 0:15:27.749 --> 0:15:32.829 Power move, absolute, power move, and also quiet, mum, who 0:15:32.869 --> 0:15:35.669 do you think you are? Yeah? True, true, I am 0:15:35.669 --> 0:15:38.949 a beast. I am a beast, he said. There were 0:15:39.029 --> 0:15:40.869 years where I could not talk to her. I tried 0:15:40.909 --> 0:15:43.989 to change her. I need just a mum right now, 0:15:44.189 --> 0:15:47.869 not a fan, and I didn't have it. He'd test 0:15:47.909 --> 0:15:50.549 her with information to see if she'd like it, and 0:15:50.589 --> 0:15:54.589 she would. Mary Kathleen marry Kathleen. But then he just 0:15:54.629 --> 0:15:57.349 stopped telling her things and that improved their relationship and 0:15:57.429 --> 0:15:59.709 now they're best friends. Always checks her on the red carpet. 0:15:59.949 --> 0:16:03.269 He knows he just can't trust her with shit, so 0:16:03.309 --> 0:16:05.709 it doesn't tell her anything about his actual life, but 0:16:05.829 --> 0:16:11.469 takes her everywhere. Yes, and speaking of people, we cancelongway, Mary. 0:16:11.589 --> 0:16:15.909 Mary Kathleen's crimes don't stop there. They are only just beginning. 0:16:17.669 --> 0:16:20.709 The time. His mum was a bit naughty. I spoke 0:16:20.749 --> 0:16:24.389 before about Matthew McConaughey's wife, Camilla. I'm impressed because they've 0:16:24.389 --> 0:16:26.509 been married for twelve years and they have three children, 0:16:26.829 --> 0:16:29.109 and I had a feeling they were divorced, but that's 0:16:29.149 --> 0:16:32.469 Bradley Cooper. Yes see, I do get Matthew McConaughey and 0:16:32.469 --> 0:16:36.069 Bradley Cooper mixed up. Has Matthew McConaughey been married before. 0:16:36.269 --> 0:16:38.469 I don't think so. Just to this woman, just to Camilla, 0:16:38.709 --> 0:16:41.869 it feels like the real thing. On Southern Living's Biscuit 0:16:41.949 --> 0:16:46.669 and Jam podcast Alvez, who's forty one, said Mary was 0:16:46.709 --> 0:16:49.629 not initially welcoming of her. She said she did all 0:16:49.669 --> 0:16:51.789 these things when I first came in the picture right, 0:16:52.109 --> 0:16:54.669 and she was really testing me, I mean really testing me. 0:16:54.989 --> 0:16:58.229 She would call me by all of Matthew's ex girlfriend's names. 0:16:58.469 --> 0:17:00.909 She would start speaking Spanish with me in a very 0:17:00.909 --> 0:17:03.669 broken way. I got confused by this detail that Mary 0:17:03.749 --> 0:17:06.669 Kathleen would start speaking Spanish because I was like, hang on, 0:17:06.749 --> 0:17:09.549 I'm sure I've read that she's Brasilian and Brazilian people 0:17:09.589 --> 0:17:11.989 speak Putcha Geese, they don't speak Spanish. And I looked 0:17:11.989 --> 0:17:14.829 it up and there's no evidence that Camilla speaks Spanish. 0:17:15.109 --> 0:17:18.349 It's just like the wrong language and she's speaking it broken. 0:17:19.029 --> 0:17:21.709 So it's like if I look at you and go 0:17:21.989 --> 0:17:25.629 u na duer yeah, yeah, and it's like that's not 0:17:25.749 --> 0:17:29.389 my language. But you're right, but but I feel marcked. 0:17:29.629 --> 0:17:32.629 I do feel mocked. We're not understanding each other, and 0:17:32.749 --> 0:17:36.509 you're being borderline racist, Mary Kathleen. Would we say borderline 0:17:37.069 --> 0:17:41.589 blatantly racist? Mary Kathleen. Apparently Camilla then invited her on 0:17:41.629 --> 0:17:44.309 a work trip to try and befriend her, and everything 0:17:44.389 --> 0:17:46.309 just escalated and they had a massive fight. 0:17:46.709 --> 0:17:46.909 Ah. 0:17:47.509 --> 0:17:50.149 And then at the end Mary was like, Okay, fine, 0:17:50.349 --> 0:17:53.309 now you're allowed. She wanted to just test Camilla and 0:17:53.349 --> 0:17:56.549 see if she was the right person for her. Matthew 0:17:56.869 --> 0:18:02.389 calling her by ex girlfriend's names, A very ghost of girlfriends. Yeah, yeah, 0:18:02.629 --> 0:18:06.789 b very passive, aggressive, And I love it. It's testing 0:18:06.989 --> 0:18:09.629 because do you know he has a past? And do 0:18:09.669 --> 0:18:12.229 you know all about it? And did you know that 0:18:12.269 --> 0:18:14.749 you're very new and that I've known him since utero? 0:18:15.149 --> 0:18:18.309 Mary Kathleen, everyone knows you keep telling the magazines on 0:18:18.389 --> 0:18:22.149 the cameras. I've written here, Mary, behave yourself my personal 0:18:22.189 --> 0:18:26.469 confusion about whether or not Woody Harrelson is his brother, Claire. 0:18:26.709 --> 0:18:28.749 You will not believe who is central to this story, 0:18:29.429 --> 0:18:33.349 Mary Kathleen. Oh, Mary Kathleen comes up yet again. You 0:18:33.469 --> 0:18:36.389 can't just say that someone might be your brother and 0:18:36.469 --> 0:18:38.269 expect me to live with that. And that's what Matthew 0:18:38.349 --> 0:18:41.869 McConaughey did. He dropped a bomb. Oh, Woody Harrelson might 0:18:41.909 --> 0:18:44.349 be my brother. Well, you're in True Detective together. You're 0:18:44.349 --> 0:18:48.029 in True Detective together. And there are similarity, there are similarities. 0:18:48.149 --> 0:18:52.109 I've always thought it if your brothers, how if your 0:18:52.149 --> 0:18:56.189 brothers why if your brothers do a test? And Okay, 0:18:56.229 --> 0:18:58.669 The interesting thing about the similarities, some of them are physical. 0:18:58.829 --> 0:19:00.989 Some of them are kind of like mannerisms. This is 0:19:00.589 --> 0:19:04.229 what some of them are. Vibe why vibe wise, which 0:19:04.269 --> 0:19:07.109 we know is a genetic thing. So this is a story. 0:19:08.029 --> 0:19:10.909 Mary is on a family holiday with mcconaughe hey, Camilla, 0:19:11.149 --> 0:19:13.669 Woody Harrelson, and Woody Harrelson's wife, because they're really good 0:19:13.669 --> 0:19:17.389 family friends. Mary is always there and she's sitting around 0:19:17.429 --> 0:19:21.909 the table and Harrison Woody Harrelson's dad is in prison 0:19:22.269 --> 0:19:26.869 for murder. Interesting you mentioned that. So this is from 0:19:27.069 --> 0:19:29.149 Matthew McConaughey. That's the quote from him. I think he's 0:19:29.189 --> 0:19:31.349 in prison for murder. No, you're right, OK, because this 0:19:31.389 --> 0:19:34.229 is relevant In Greece a few years ago, we're sitting 0:19:34.269 --> 0:19:36.629 around talking about how close we are in our families, 0:19:36.749 --> 0:19:39.909 and my mom is there again. It's likewise Mary King 0:19:39.949 --> 0:19:45.389 there and she says, Woody, I knew your dad. Everyone 0:19:45.509 --> 0:19:48.069 was aware of the ellipses that my mom left after 0:19:48.149 --> 0:19:50.869 knew it was a loaded new. 0:19:50.909 --> 0:19:55.389 Well, I'll just say there is some veracity to that thought, 0:19:55.509 --> 0:20:01.829 because we talked to mamac Matthew's legitimate mother, and you know, 0:20:01.949 --> 0:20:05.469 I don't know. I mentioned something about regrets and I said, 0:20:05.549 --> 0:20:08.829 you know, it's odd that my father has no regrets, 0:20:08.869 --> 0:20:13.509 and she goes, I he knew your father. 0:20:13.789 --> 0:20:16.549 We went on to unpack what this new meant and 0:20:16.629 --> 0:20:19.389 did some math and found out that Woody's dad was 0:20:19.389 --> 0:20:22.029 on furlough at the same time that my mum and 0:20:22.069 --> 0:20:25.749 dad were in their second divorce. Then there's possible receipts 0:20:25.749 --> 0:20:28.189 and places out in West Texas where there might have 0:20:28.269 --> 0:20:30.709 been a gathering or a meeting or a new moment 0:20:30.949 --> 0:20:35.069 Claire Mary Kathleen saying, I fuck you on a holiday 0:20:35.109 --> 0:20:38.549 and Grace okay, But this is the thing, Mary Kathleen, 0:20:40.909 --> 0:20:48.269 you would know if you gave her Halson exactly the 0:20:48.349 --> 0:20:50.469 rabbit hole I went down and got really confused because 0:20:50.509 --> 0:20:54.709 I was going hang on. Woody Harrelson has Woody Harrelson's mum, 0:20:55.349 --> 0:20:59.749 and Matthew McConaughey has a Mary Kathleen. Right, how would 0:20:59.789 --> 0:21:03.989 it be that they're brothers? Firstly, half brothers is what 0:21:04.029 --> 0:21:06.989 she's saying. And she's saying that because we know Woody 0:21:07.029 --> 0:21:11.269 Harrelson's father is the convicted felon who died in prison. 0:21:11.469 --> 0:21:14.069 He was out for five minutes at the same time 0:21:14.109 --> 0:21:17.829 that Mary Kathleen allegedly had a little sexual rendezvous with him, 0:21:18.269 --> 0:21:21.269 which was about nine months before Matthew McConaughey was born. 0:21:21.549 --> 0:21:25.549 So they're half brothers because they would have the same father, 0:21:25.709 --> 0:21:28.949 they would have a convicted fellen father, different mothers. Okay, 0:21:29.029 --> 0:21:33.909 Woody Harrelson is like Mary Kathleen, you are not my mother, 0:21:34.189 --> 0:21:38.069 You are not more, you are not my mother. Did 0:21:38.109 --> 0:21:40.589 you sleep with my father? Yes, you told me that 0:21:40.669 --> 0:21:44.309 night in Greece, But I have my own mother. Apparently 0:21:44.309 --> 0:21:47.229 their kids call each other like Uncle Woody and Uncle Matthew, 0:21:47.269 --> 0:21:49.549 and all of their families are clearly alike. And then 0:21:49.549 --> 0:21:51.789 Woody Harrelson came out and said it was very much 0:21:51.829 --> 0:21:54.749 true that they were brothers and urged McConaughey to get 0:21:54.749 --> 0:21:58.349 a DNA test. He told Esquire, we haven't done a test, 0:21:58.389 --> 0:22:00.229 but there are too many times that I think to myself, 0:22:00.349 --> 0:22:02.789 my God, the similarities, the things he does, the things 0:22:02.869 --> 0:22:04.709 he says, just the way he is. I've felt it 0:22:04.749 --> 0:22:08.789