1 00:00:11,189 --> 00:00:15,349 Speaker 1: You're listening to a MoMA Mia podcast. Mom and Mayor 2 00:00:15,429 --> 00:00:18,669 Speaker 1: acknowledges the traditional owners of land and waters that this 3 00:00:18,749 --> 00:00:31,269 Speaker 1: podcast is recorded on Hello and welcome to Cancel, the 4 00:00:31,309 --> 00:00:34,429 Speaker 1: podcast that looks at silly celebrity crimes and as science 5 00:00:34,549 --> 00:00:37,349 Speaker 1: charges and sentences to them so that we can all 6 00:00:37,389 --> 00:00:40,029 Speaker 1: move on with our lives. I'm Jesse Stevens and I'm 7 00:00:40,109 --> 00:00:42,349 Speaker 1: joined by Claire Stephens. And Claire do you have a 8 00:00:42,429 --> 00:00:44,629 Speaker 1: Lazy Girl story for us today? I do, and it's 9 00:00:44,669 --> 00:00:47,469 Speaker 1: really brief, which we love from a Lazy Girls story. 10 00:00:47,949 --> 00:00:51,309 Speaker 1: Do you know ways the app wa z E. No, 11 00:00:51,829 --> 00:00:54,549 Speaker 1: it's like maps, but then it's also like where police 12 00:00:54,589 --> 00:01:00,189 Speaker 1: cars are and stuff. Yeah, so a lot of people illegal. Yeah, okay, 13 00:01:00,269 --> 00:01:02,069 Speaker 1: I guess so. But it's like, you know, if you're 14 00:01:02,069 --> 00:01:04,909 Speaker 1: going on a drive up the coast use ways, is 15 00:01:04,949 --> 00:01:07,709 Speaker 1: this like I would mark that I saw a police car? 16 00:01:07,829 --> 00:01:09,949 Speaker 1: Like how did they even know? Correct? Because one thing 17 00:01:09,949 --> 00:01:12,109 Speaker 1: that Lazy Girls are really bad at as like leaving 18 00:01:12,109 --> 00:01:15,229 Speaker 1: a review and like contributing to the community. We reap 19 00:01:15,389 --> 00:01:19,149 Speaker 1: all the better benefits. But we don't contribute to Google reviews, 20 00:01:19,189 --> 00:01:22,109 Speaker 1: but we appreciate them. Yeah, exactly, we'll go through them 21 00:01:22,109 --> 00:01:24,509 Speaker 1: for a very long time, never left one trip Advisor, 22 00:01:25,349 --> 00:01:27,669 Speaker 1: but honestly, trip Advisor review, thank you to the people 23 00:01:27,669 --> 00:01:32,789 Speaker 1: who leave them. Lazy girl story. My ways appeah is 24 00:01:32,829 --> 00:01:36,349 Speaker 1: somehow in Dutch and I simply cannot be bothered to 25 00:01:36,389 --> 00:01:39,309 Speaker 1: work out how to change it back. Is she to English? 26 00:01:39,349 --> 00:01:42,429 Speaker 1: Absolutely not right? And so she's then sent a screenshot, 27 00:01:42,549 --> 00:01:45,909 Speaker 1: okay of everywhere, like she's typed in like half an 28 00:01:45,949 --> 00:01:50,949 Speaker 1: address and it is an Australian address in Dutch. She's 29 00:01:50,989 --> 00:01:53,229 Speaker 1: a lazy girl. Okay, Well that's just easy. Every time 30 00:01:53,229 --> 00:01:55,389 Speaker 1: you need address, you need to Google translator into Dutch 31 00:01:55,389 --> 00:01:58,069 Speaker 1: and then tell your ways the Dutch version of it. 32 00:01:58,109 --> 00:02:00,189 Speaker 1: Is that what she's doing. I don't think so. I 33 00:02:00,229 --> 00:02:02,869 Speaker 1: think she's just kind of learning to live with it. 34 00:02:02,909 --> 00:02:05,909 Speaker 1: But it's like she's learning Dutch. Like one of the addresses, 35 00:02:06,069 --> 00:02:08,829 Speaker 1: for example, is in Marrickville and it's like Marrickville, New 36 00:02:09,069 --> 00:02:14,829 Speaker 1: sued Well, Australia. I think that's Australia. It sounds right, 37 00:02:14,869 --> 00:02:17,669 Speaker 1: it does, it does sound right. I think honestly, she's 38 00:02:17,749 --> 00:02:22,389 Speaker 1: winning by the fact that it is still doing local addresses. 39 00:02:22,509 --> 00:02:26,829 Speaker 1: See sometimes my apps go confused and they give me 40 00:02:27,029 --> 00:02:29,789 Speaker 1: a you're looking for Merrickvilla in Texas, and I'm like maybe, 41 00:02:30,349 --> 00:02:34,669 Speaker 1: like not really. Also, this is not totally related, but 42 00:02:34,749 --> 00:02:37,589 Speaker 1: when I went to Europe, TikTok thought I was Russian 43 00:02:37,629 --> 00:02:40,069 Speaker 1: and I only got Russian tiktoks. I'm about to go 44 00:02:40,109 --> 00:02:43,109 Speaker 1: overseas again, and I just really hope TikTok is updated algorithm. 45 00:02:43,229 --> 00:02:47,229 Speaker 1: I'm traveling and I still seek English. Please give me 46 00:02:47,229 --> 00:02:51,789 Speaker 1: my tiktoks if I still want local tiktoks on my holiday. Yes, 47 00:02:51,869 --> 00:02:55,309 Speaker 1: with maybe a taste from where I'm at in my 48 00:02:55,869 --> 00:03:03,029 Speaker 1: native tongue. You are about to enter the canceled courtroom. 49 00:03:03,749 --> 00:03:09,989 Speaker 1: The defendants are celebrities, the chargers are petty, the rulings 50 00:03:10,229 --> 00:03:15,669 Speaker 1: a final plant. Today we are talking about American actor 51 00:03:15,989 --> 00:03:17,029 Speaker 1: Matthew McConaughey. 52 00:03:17,149 --> 00:03:19,589 Speaker 2: Alright, alright, alright. 53 00:03:19,429 --> 00:03:23,069 Speaker 1: Whose name I have spelt differently on every page of 54 00:03:23,069 --> 00:03:28,869 Speaker 1: my script. Mc conn mac connaughey, mccon connie. Is there 55 00:03:28,869 --> 00:03:31,309 Speaker 1: an O U g H? Is there any any y 56 00:03:31,389 --> 00:03:36,109 Speaker 1: O g h E y A y A y who 57 00:03:36,149 --> 00:03:41,029 Speaker 1: could know for sure? Y y y e y oh. 58 00:03:42,189 --> 00:03:44,229 Speaker 1: You might know him from some of the best films 59 00:03:44,229 --> 00:03:46,589 Speaker 1: of all time, including Interstellar. I need to tell me 60 00:03:47,629 --> 00:03:50,669 Speaker 1: to see in the world and Dallas Buyers Club. 61 00:03:50,669 --> 00:03:54,429 Speaker 2: You've tested positive for h OV, you made. 62 00:03:54,269 --> 00:03:57,029 Speaker 1: A fucking mis Day, and other films such as Failure 63 00:03:57,069 --> 00:04:00,909 Speaker 1: to Launch and Ghosts of Girlfriends Past and the one 64 00:04:01,029 --> 00:04:06,469 Speaker 1: The Guy Address a Guy ten Days problem. 65 00:04:06,709 --> 00:04:08,309 Speaker 3: I do not, we have a problem. 66 00:04:08,429 --> 00:04:11,989 Speaker 1: We'll get sexy and Matt I would say sexy and 67 00:04:12,029 --> 00:04:15,069 Speaker 1: all of it. Yes, particularly in that he was born 68 00:04:15,109 --> 00:04:18,309 Speaker 1: in Texas and fun fact his parents got married three 69 00:04:18,349 --> 00:04:21,869 Speaker 1: times and divorced twice to each other. Yes, he has 70 00:04:21,909 --> 00:04:24,349 Speaker 1: three kids and he's married to Camilla Alvin hold On. 71 00:04:24,349 --> 00:04:28,669 Speaker 1: What's his middle name. It's David Matthew David McConaughey checks out. 72 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:32,029 Speaker 1: Sounds Texan. Yeah, no, it makes sense. My structure for 73 00:04:32,069 --> 00:04:36,909 Speaker 1: today is as follows. Questionable films, falling out with his mum, 74 00:04:37,269 --> 00:04:40,029 Speaker 1: the time his mum was a bit naughty, my personal 75 00:04:40,069 --> 00:04:43,309 Speaker 1: confusion about whether or not him and Woody Harrelson are brothers. 76 00:04:44,269 --> 00:04:49,789 Speaker 1: Ye and weird quotes a ready, Yes, questionable films, Claire, 77 00:04:49,909 --> 00:04:54,549 Speaker 1: Mister Matthew McConaughey maybe one of my personal favorite actors 78 00:04:54,549 --> 00:04:57,069 Speaker 1: of all time. He was in True Detective, who was 79 00:04:57,109 --> 00:05:07,629 Speaker 1: also in Wolf of Fall Street where he did this things. Yes, 80 00:05:07,709 --> 00:05:09,749 Speaker 1: and he improvised it and everyone knows that. Yes, And 81 00:05:09,789 --> 00:05:12,149 Speaker 1: he said, alright, is that where he said it? 82 00:05:12,189 --> 00:05:12,349 Speaker 4: Yeah? 83 00:05:12,349 --> 00:05:15,909 Speaker 1: I think he said it's such a good quote. Producer 84 00:05:15,949 --> 00:05:17,989 Speaker 1: to this was telling us it was his first ever 85 00:05:18,069 --> 00:05:21,109 Speaker 1: movie and he put it in the improvised. Actually, I 86 00:05:21,109 --> 00:05:22,549 Speaker 1: don't have this in my script, but I've got to 87 00:05:22,589 --> 00:05:24,589 Speaker 1: tell you about I got to the bottom of his 88 00:05:24,669 --> 00:05:26,429 Speaker 1: first ever role. What was it? And it was in 89 00:05:26,549 --> 00:05:29,909 Speaker 1: Unsolved Mysteries. It was one of those Telly shows where 90 00:05:29,949 --> 00:05:32,229 Speaker 1: you have to re enact a murder. Oh. We were 91 00:05:32,269 --> 00:05:35,109 Speaker 1: obsessed with those. Yeah, And it was like a Texas 92 00:05:35,149 --> 00:05:37,069 Speaker 1: thing and his role was to be shot in his 93 00:05:37,149 --> 00:05:39,229 Speaker 1: front yard and he was like, well, it's Texas, it 94 00:05:39,229 --> 00:05:41,029 Speaker 1: would be hot, and like he took his shirt off 95 00:05:41,029 --> 00:05:43,629 Speaker 1: and he was so sexy. He was really really sexy 96 00:05:43,629 --> 00:05:45,589 Speaker 1: in that, and like he stole it. He stole the show. 97 00:05:46,269 --> 00:05:48,909 Speaker 1: He was in Magic mic Oh my gosh, he was 98 00:05:48,909 --> 00:05:52,509 Speaker 1: too yep. But before all that, he exclusively did romantic 99 00:05:52,549 --> 00:05:57,789 Speaker 1: comedies because of his face. I once dated someone who 100 00:05:57,789 --> 00:05:59,909 Speaker 1: looked a bit like Matthew McConaughey and he wasn't nice 101 00:05:59,949 --> 00:06:03,509 Speaker 1: to me and he wasn't an interesting one. Everyone in 102 00:06:03,549 --> 00:06:06,629 Speaker 1: Sydney dated him because he looked like looked ever so 103 00:06:06,789 --> 00:06:11,109 Speaker 1: slightly like Matthew McConaughey, like a bad Emney. Matthew McConaughey. 104 00:06:11,229 --> 00:06:15,149 Speaker 1: If you've dated this guy, please reach out because I 105 00:06:15,149 --> 00:06:17,509 Speaker 1: think it's the same one. He doesn't have the charisma, 106 00:06:17,989 --> 00:06:21,269 Speaker 1: but he vaguely has the face. Anyway. His real breakout 107 00:06:21,349 --> 00:06:24,469 Speaker 1: role was The Wedding Planner with One j Lo. Claire 108 00:06:24,589 --> 00:06:27,109 Speaker 1: McConaughey plays a pediatrician, and I just want to show 109 00:06:27,109 --> 00:06:29,229 Speaker 1: you the movie poster to see if you can recognize 110 00:06:29,269 --> 00:06:31,709 Speaker 1: how they signposted that he was a doctor. Is there 111 00:06:31,709 --> 00:06:34,789 Speaker 1: anything hotter than a pediatrician? For one? For two, he 112 00:06:34,829 --> 00:06:38,109 Speaker 1: is wearing glasses. He's wearing glasses, which indicates he's studious, 113 00:06:38,149 --> 00:06:40,709 Speaker 1: not a stethoscope. I thought they might put that on 114 00:06:40,749 --> 00:06:43,069 Speaker 1: for the boaster. Yeah, they could have signposted that clearer. 115 00:06:43,349 --> 00:06:45,949 Speaker 1: So what happens is that Lopez is a wedding planner. 116 00:06:46,149 --> 00:06:48,309 Speaker 1: She gets asked to plan a wedding, which is good 117 00:06:48,309 --> 00:06:52,029 Speaker 1: for her business. But while on the phone to this 118 00:06:52,069 --> 00:06:53,989 Speaker 1: person who's like, can you play my wedding, her shoe 119 00:06:54,029 --> 00:06:58,189 Speaker 1: gets stuck in a manhole cover, and then a taxi 120 00:06:58,229 --> 00:07:00,109 Speaker 1: collides with a dumpster, which is heading for her and 121 00:07:00,269 --> 00:07:03,109 Speaker 1: is going to kill her, and then this person comes 122 00:07:03,109 --> 00:07:05,429 Speaker 1: out of nowhere and saves her life. And that person 123 00:07:05,549 --> 00:07:06,869 Speaker 1: is pediatrician McConaughey. 124 00:07:06,869 --> 00:07:15,189 Speaker 4: Hah, oh you okay, okay, I'm great, Okay, where's my shoe? 125 00:07:15,789 --> 00:07:16,669 Speaker 4: Your shoe? 126 00:07:17,149 --> 00:07:19,269 Speaker 1: You got it right here. His name is Steve, and 127 00:07:19,309 --> 00:07:21,589 Speaker 1: they fall in love in the rain and they kiss. 128 00:07:21,669 --> 00:07:24,429 Speaker 1: This is all just on one day, but the film 129 00:07:24,429 --> 00:07:26,429 Speaker 1: needs a complication. Yeah. I was gonna say, it's not 130 00:07:26,429 --> 00:07:28,349 Speaker 1: a love story if there's nothing keeping mard. I just 131 00:07:28,349 --> 00:07:30,229 Speaker 1: want you to guess what the complication is. You get one. 132 00:07:30,269 --> 00:07:34,589 Speaker 1: Guess he's married. Yes, ah, that's actually quite cool. Actually 133 00:07:34,629 --> 00:07:36,949 Speaker 1: he wasn't. He wasn't married. You miss the part where 134 00:07:36,989 --> 00:07:39,709 Speaker 1: she was on the phone planning a wedding. It was 135 00:07:39,749 --> 00:07:43,069 Speaker 1: his wedding. It was his wedding. Oh and it doesn't. 136 00:07:43,109 --> 00:07:45,749 Speaker 1: That just go to show the mental woe. The woman 137 00:07:45,829 --> 00:07:48,389 Speaker 1: is planning the wedding and the man's walking about saving 138 00:07:49,429 --> 00:07:51,749 Speaker 1: from top distrack on a care in the world, not 139 00:07:51,829 --> 00:07:53,749 Speaker 1: a care in the world. He's like, oh, I've got 140 00:07:53,789 --> 00:07:56,349 Speaker 1: a spare two hours when my wife plans our wedding. 141 00:07:56,549 --> 00:07:58,909 Speaker 1: Do you need saving I'm a pediatrician. That's not related 142 00:07:58,989 --> 00:08:02,909 Speaker 1: to the dumpster. There's also some guy named Massimo who 143 00:08:02,909 --> 00:08:06,549 Speaker 1: Lopez doesn't like but is engaged to know how it 144 00:08:06,669 --> 00:08:10,349 Speaker 1: is people get engaged too easily in film. I think 145 00:08:10,389 --> 00:08:12,549 Speaker 1: she gets engaged to Massimo because she's said that Steve 146 00:08:12,709 --> 00:08:15,549 Speaker 1: is engaged to the person who's she's fighting. We've all 147 00:08:15,629 --> 00:08:18,629 Speaker 1: done anyway, just planned Steve's wedding, even though she really 148 00:08:18,709 --> 00:08:22,469 Speaker 1: likes him and she's really smart, as indicated by its glasses. Anyway, 149 00:08:22,549 --> 00:08:26,149 Speaker 1: Lopez was nominated for a Razzie for West Actress. That's 150 00:08:26,229 --> 00:08:28,509 Speaker 1: not first, it's not fair, and just for context, a 151 00:08:28,589 --> 00:08:32,269 Speaker 1: Razzie is an award for being terrible, for being absolutely terrible. 152 00:08:32,309 --> 00:08:34,629 Speaker 1: They said there wasn't a lot of chemistry. I disagree. 153 00:08:34,629 --> 00:08:38,109 Speaker 1: The poster looks cute. A few years later, McConaughey does 154 00:08:38,349 --> 00:08:40,349 Speaker 1: a little known film called How She Is a Guy. 155 00:08:40,389 --> 00:08:44,269 Speaker 1: In ten Days, I have written here perfect, no notes, wonderful, 156 00:08:44,429 --> 00:08:48,109 Speaker 1: no notes. If I was writing a rom com, two words, 157 00:08:48,389 --> 00:08:53,429 Speaker 1: ah bet it's gonna be the web ten. So what 158 00:08:53,469 --> 00:08:55,589 Speaker 1: they did is they saw ten Things I Hate about You, 159 00:08:55,629 --> 00:08:57,309 Speaker 1: which was done in nineteen ninety nine, and then I 160 00:08:57,309 --> 00:08:59,269 Speaker 1: think this was like two thousand and three, and they 161 00:08:59,269 --> 00:09:01,909 Speaker 1: were like, look, we can't rip it off directly, but 162 00:09:01,989 --> 00:09:04,629 Speaker 1: what we need is a bet. We need the word 163 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:07,709 Speaker 1: to ten in the title, and we need a scene 164 00:09:07,709 --> 00:09:10,669 Speaker 1: where a man sings yeah, because he Ledger did the 165 00:09:10,669 --> 00:09:13,309 Speaker 1: thing there. No, isn't it hersing, But in this they do. 166 00:09:13,589 --> 00:09:16,869 Speaker 1: You're so vain. They do a bit of seeing some 167 00:09:16,909 --> 00:09:18,349 Speaker 1: of it. It's like, it's got to have a moment, 168 00:09:18,869 --> 00:09:22,669 Speaker 1: what the mirror as you make sure you had a 169 00:09:22,669 --> 00:09:28,389 Speaker 1: really cool there's other girls like the baby and baby 170 00:09:28,629 --> 00:09:34,269 Speaker 1: his partner. So always gotta have a song. It's gotta 171 00:09:34,309 --> 00:09:38,549 Speaker 1: have a song, a dance for relief. Then five years 172 00:09:38,589 --> 00:09:41,429 Speaker 1: later they were like, okay, how to lose a guy 173 00:09:41,469 --> 00:09:44,629 Speaker 1: in ten Day's success? Massive success? Or we should make 174 00:09:44,629 --> 00:09:46,789 Speaker 1: that film again. So what they did was they made 175 00:09:46,829 --> 00:09:49,749 Speaker 1: something called Fool's Gold. I've heard of that, haven't seen it. 176 00:09:50,109 --> 00:09:54,949 Speaker 1: Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey. The pitch broadly think how 177 00:09:54,989 --> 00:09:58,829 Speaker 1: to ski in ten Days, but with more lost Treasure. 178 00:10:00,509 --> 00:10:03,429 Speaker 1: Oh no, we don't need lost treasure. There's lost treasure. 179 00:10:03,469 --> 00:10:04,869 Speaker 3: I can drive this pictures. 180 00:10:04,909 --> 00:10:07,029 Speaker 2: I'm telling you. We saw have the three hundred year 181 00:10:07,029 --> 00:10:08,029 Speaker 2: Old Mystery yesterday. 182 00:10:08,189 --> 00:10:12,069 Speaker 1: They filmed it in Queensland and while Matthew enjoyed it 183 00:10:12,469 --> 00:10:14,789 Speaker 1: because he got to swim with the Jewgong. Which fun 184 00:10:14,829 --> 00:10:17,949 Speaker 1: fact about Matthew McConaughey, he spent time in Australia when 185 00:10:17,949 --> 00:10:20,109 Speaker 1: he was twenty one years old. He came here to 186 00:10:20,349 --> 00:10:22,669 Speaker 1: work on a property. He said it made him. Yeah, 187 00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:24,869 Speaker 1: I think maybe in Queensland. I think that's why Australian's 188 00:10:24,909 --> 00:10:25,349 Speaker 1: like green. 189 00:10:25,229 --> 00:10:26,509 Speaker 3: Light, Green Lights. 190 00:10:27,549 --> 00:10:30,309 Speaker 1: I guess why we like his book because we're like, ye, 191 00:10:30,349 --> 00:10:32,709 Speaker 1: Australia made us too. We didn't go and visit and 192 00:10:32,749 --> 00:10:36,749 Speaker 1: he went through some trauma and then Australia helped him 193 00:10:36,749 --> 00:10:39,829 Speaker 1: out of that. But he liked the Jewgong. The two 194 00:10:39,869 --> 00:10:42,789 Speaker 1: cast members were stung by ira Kanji jellyfish. Oh no, 195 00:10:43,469 --> 00:10:45,229 Speaker 1: they were, and then they were too afraid to go 196 00:10:45,269 --> 00:10:46,229 Speaker 1: in the water, so they had to move it to 197 00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:49,269 Speaker 1: the Caribbean. It was a whole thing. From what I 198 00:10:49,309 --> 00:10:52,949 Speaker 1: can tell, everyone watched Fool's Gold and everyone hated it. 199 00:10:53,629 --> 00:10:56,189 Speaker 1: I think at this point McConaughey was like, it would 200 00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:58,549 Speaker 1: be nice to do a film that isn't the butt 201 00:10:58,589 --> 00:11:01,749 Speaker 1: of a joke, but he'd already signed on to Ghosts 202 00:11:01,749 --> 00:11:04,949 Speaker 1: of Girlfriend the Past. Damn it, which I looked up 203 00:11:05,029 --> 00:11:08,309 Speaker 1: Ghosts of Girlfriend's Past recently because it is the film 204 00:11:08,389 --> 00:11:13,069 Speaker 1: that I chronically insist that Ryan Reynolds was in, but 205 00:11:13,189 --> 00:11:16,909 Speaker 1: he wasn't. The movie Ryan Reynolds is in is definitely maybe, 206 00:11:17,229 --> 00:11:20,469 Speaker 1: and it's the same in that there are three women 207 00:11:20,709 --> 00:11:23,469 Speaker 1: that he's like kind of right looking at, and he's 208 00:11:23,469 --> 00:11:26,229 Speaker 1: got a daughter. Right. Well, I think that what they 209 00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:28,629 Speaker 1: did with Ghost of Girlfriend's Past, which I didn't know, 210 00:11:28,669 --> 00:11:30,389 Speaker 1: you know how Ten Things I Hate About You is 211 00:11:30,429 --> 00:11:34,349 Speaker 1: loosely based on maybe a Shakespearean Every Terrible movie is like, 212 00:11:34,629 --> 00:11:37,589 Speaker 1: We're based on Shakespeare. She's the man clueless all of that. 213 00:11:38,069 --> 00:11:41,669 Speaker 1: Ghost of Girlfriend's Past is based Sorry, both those movies 214 00:11:41,709 --> 00:11:44,429 Speaker 1: you just named a masterpiece masterpieces, but this one was 215 00:11:44,469 --> 00:11:48,669 Speaker 1: based on Charles Dickens The Christmas Carol Claire. I would 216 00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:51,869 Speaker 1: like you to describe the plot of Ghost of Girlfriends 217 00:11:51,869 --> 00:11:57,149 Speaker 1: Past from memory, because we've seen it at least three times. 218 00:11:57,189 --> 00:12:01,509 Speaker 1: All right, Matthew Bigconnaughey is grouchy, yes, yes, yes, well said, 219 00:12:02,269 --> 00:12:10,949 Speaker 1: goes through his past girlfriends. Yes, who are goes? Because? Yeah? 220 00:12:10,989 --> 00:12:14,949 Speaker 1: And is horned by Does he learn a lesson? Yes? 221 00:12:15,229 --> 00:12:18,709 Speaker 1: What is it? He's too grouch? Yeah? Well said, and 222 00:12:18,709 --> 00:12:21,349 Speaker 1: then does he end up with a former girlfriend? Yeah? Yeah, yeah. 223 00:12:21,389 --> 00:12:23,469 Speaker 1: So he goes to the wedding of his brother and 224 00:12:23,549 --> 00:12:25,829 Speaker 1: his fiance, and while he's there, the ghost of his 225 00:12:25,949 --> 00:12:28,189 Speaker 1: uncle obviously appears and warns him that he will be 226 00:12:28,309 --> 00:12:31,109 Speaker 1: visited by three former girlfriends who are ghost plot hole. 227 00:12:31,229 --> 00:12:34,189 Speaker 1: These girlfriends aren't dead, yes, they're still live. That's sort 228 00:12:34,189 --> 00:12:36,589 Speaker 1: of ways. So if I was confronted with my Matthew 229 00:12:36,629 --> 00:12:39,109 Speaker 1: McConaughey X, I wouldn't assume he was a ghost. I 230 00:12:39,149 --> 00:12:40,869 Speaker 1: would assume he's my ex boyfriend and I haven't seen 231 00:12:40,909 --> 00:12:43,269 Speaker 1: a while, And you'd be like, hey, hey, it's how 232 00:12:43,629 --> 00:12:45,629 Speaker 1: normal to see you in that we both live in 233 00:12:45,629 --> 00:12:49,149 Speaker 1: the same country and it's interesting to jump to ghost. Yeah, 234 00:12:49,189 --> 00:12:57,229 Speaker 1: Alison's honor me remembered me. Ah, I could die now, 235 00:12:57,509 --> 00:12:59,549 Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. I'm totally kidding. What are you doing here? 236 00:12:59,749 --> 00:13:00,869 Speaker 1: Oh I'm like a ghost now? 237 00:13:01,269 --> 00:13:01,629 Speaker 2: Yeah? 238 00:13:01,709 --> 00:13:05,229 Speaker 1: Yeah, the ghost of girlfriend's past in fact, but basically 239 00:13:05,429 --> 00:13:08,309 Speaker 1: there's a ghost of his present person, then a ghost 240 00:13:08,389 --> 00:13:12,789 Speaker 1: of his future. I don't understand. I don't understand. Then 241 00:13:12,909 --> 00:13:16,549 Speaker 1: he he gets a premonition of the future and he's 242 00:13:16,589 --> 00:13:18,429 Speaker 1: dead and his brother is the only person at his 243 00:13:18,549 --> 00:13:21,149 Speaker 1: funeral because he's a piece of shit and needs a 244 00:13:21,189 --> 00:13:25,069 Speaker 1: wake up call. Okay. Interestingly, people didn't hate it. Yeah, 245 00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:28,029 Speaker 1: it was fine. I remember that being a bit of 246 00:13:28,029 --> 00:13:30,669 Speaker 1: a hot one at the video shop. Yeah, it was. 247 00:13:30,749 --> 00:13:32,989 Speaker 1: It was hard to get anyone just went I'll watch 248 00:13:33,069 --> 00:13:35,909 Speaker 1: Matthew McConaughey for a few hours, do anything. There was 249 00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,749 Speaker 1: an Emma Stone in it. I think there was a 250 00:13:37,829 --> 00:13:39,949 Speaker 1: Jennifer Ganna in it. Yeah, there was definitely just have 251 00:13:39,989 --> 00:13:42,109 Speaker 1: a play for two hours, I'll watch that, and that's 252 00:13:42,149 --> 00:13:46,909 Speaker 1: what we did. But then he had a reconnaissance is 253 00:13:46,949 --> 00:13:49,229 Speaker 1: what it's called. Did he call it that or have 254 00:13:49,309 --> 00:13:51,589 Speaker 1: other people called it that? I don't think he hates that. 255 00:13:51,589 --> 00:13:54,269 Speaker 1: That's what it's called. And he did Dallas Buyers Club, 256 00:13:54,389 --> 00:13:57,229 Speaker 1: which is real acting, which is real acting? Did he 257 00:13:57,309 --> 00:14:00,469 Speaker 1: go full method? Nobody had to wait for a while 258 00:14:00,589 --> 00:14:02,269 Speaker 1: before anyone would give him a role because they were 259 00:14:02,269 --> 00:14:03,749 Speaker 1: just like, you're from Fool's Gold and he was like, 260 00:14:03,749 --> 00:14:13,669 Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about that. Claire falling out 261 00:14:13,669 --> 00:14:16,989 Speaker 1: with his mum, McConaughey didn't speak to his mum for 262 00:14:17,069 --> 00:14:21,149 Speaker 1: eight years. In a podcast interview with Yanna Kramer, McConaughey 263 00:14:21,189 --> 00:14:23,949 Speaker 1: said at this point, just to be clear, I've actually 264 00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:29,189 Speaker 1: just raised the oug h and it's just Micky Mickey said, 265 00:14:29,749 --> 00:14:32,149 Speaker 1: I tried to change my mum for eight years. Her 266 00:14:32,189 --> 00:14:34,389 Speaker 1: and I had an a strange relationship where I couldn't 267 00:14:34,429 --> 00:14:36,829 Speaker 1: have more than a conversation of hi, mom, doing good, 268 00:14:36,909 --> 00:14:39,589 Speaker 1: love you by anything she asked me. I couldn't tell 269 00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:42,229 Speaker 1: her personally because she didn't have a governor. I think 270 00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:44,789 Speaker 1: that's like a publicist. She'd go to the press. She 271 00:14:44,909 --> 00:14:46,989 Speaker 1: showed up on hard copy. I think that's like a 272 00:14:47,029 --> 00:14:51,029 Speaker 1: show taking people to my childhood bedroom, showing people this 273 00:14:51,069 --> 00:14:55,749 Speaker 1: is where he lost his virginity. Mom, Mary Kathleen. 274 00:14:55,309 --> 00:14:57,989 Speaker 2: If you just don't understand it, do your mom. 275 00:14:57,749 --> 00:15:00,669 Speaker 1: Stop showing Matthew's bedroom, Claire? Is it just me? Or 276 00:15:00,709 --> 00:15:03,789 Speaker 1: does this sound very mum? Mum would she'd love the 277 00:15:03,829 --> 00:15:06,509 Speaker 1: fuss love, she would love the fame of it all. 278 00:15:06,509 --> 00:15:09,949 Speaker 1: And Mary Kathleen did she got caught up in the fun, 279 00:15:10,389 --> 00:15:12,989 Speaker 1: in the energy. You want to interview me, I'm available, 280 00:15:13,149 --> 00:15:18,509 Speaker 1: I'm available always. I'm Mary Kathleen in Texas. I love drama. 281 00:15:19,069 --> 00:15:22,389 Speaker 1: I love drama. Well, apparently, when he confronted his mum, 282 00:15:22,469 --> 00:15:24,389 Speaker 1: he said, can you stop showing everyone where I lost 283 00:15:24,389 --> 00:15:27,269 Speaker 1: my virginity. She said, I didn't think anyone would care. 284 00:15:27,749 --> 00:15:32,829 Speaker 1: Power move, absolute, power move, and also quiet, mum, who 285 00:15:32,869 --> 00:15:35,669 Speaker 1: do you think you are? Yeah? True, true, I am 286 00:15:35,669 --> 00:15:38,949 Speaker 1: a beast. I am a beast, he said. There were 287 00:15:39,029 --> 00:15:40,869 Speaker 1: years where I could not talk to her. I tried 288 00:15:40,909 --> 00:15:43,989 Speaker 1: to change her. I need just a mum right now, 289 00:15:44,189 --> 00:15:47,869 Speaker 1: not a fan, and I didn't have it. He'd test 290 00:15:47,909 --> 00:15:50,549 Speaker 1: her with information to see if she'd like it, and 291 00:15:50,589 --> 00:15:54,589 Speaker 1: she would. Mary Kathleen marry Kathleen. But then he just 292 00:15:54,629 --> 00:15:57,349 Speaker 1: stopped telling her things and that improved their relationship and 293 00:15:57,429 --> 00:15:59,709 Speaker 1: now they're best friends. Always checks her on the red carpet. 294 00:15:59,949 --> 00:16:03,269 Speaker 1: He knows he just can't trust her with shit, so 295 00:16:03,309 --> 00:16:05,709 Speaker 1: it doesn't tell her anything about his actual life, but 296 00:16:05,829 --> 00:16:11,469 Speaker 1: takes her everywhere. Yes, and speaking of people, we cancelongway, Mary. 297 00:16:11,589 --> 00:16:15,909 Speaker 1: Mary Kathleen's crimes don't stop there. They are only just beginning. 298 00:16:17,669 --> 00:16:20,709 Speaker 1: The time. His mum was a bit naughty. I spoke 299 00:16:20,749 --> 00:16:24,389 Speaker 1: before about Matthew McConaughey's wife, Camilla. I'm impressed because they've 300 00:16:24,389 --> 00:16:26,509 Speaker 1: been married for twelve years and they have three children, 301 00:16:26,829 --> 00:16:29,109 Speaker 1: and I had a feeling they were divorced, but that's 302 00:16:29,149 --> 00:16:32,469 Speaker 1: Bradley Cooper. Yes see, I do get Matthew McConaughey and 303 00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:36,069 Speaker 1: Bradley Cooper mixed up. Has Matthew McConaughey been married before. 304 00:16:36,269 --> 00:16:38,469 Speaker 1: I don't think so. Just to this woman, just to Camilla, 305 00:16:38,709 --> 00:16:41,869 Speaker 1: it feels like the real thing. On Southern Living's Biscuit 306 00:16:41,949 --> 00:16:46,669 Speaker 1: and Jam podcast Alvez, who's forty one, said Mary was 307 00:16:46,709 --> 00:16:49,629 Speaker 1: not initially welcoming of her. She said she did all 308 00:16:49,669 --> 00:16:51,789 Speaker 1: these things when I first came in the picture right, 309 00:16:52,109 --> 00:16:54,669 Speaker 1: and she was really testing me, I mean really testing me. 310 00:16:54,989 --> 00:16:58,229 Speaker 1: She would call me by all of Matthew's ex girlfriend's names. 311 00:16:58,469 --> 00:17:00,909 Speaker 1: She would start speaking Spanish with me in a very 312 00:17:00,909 --> 00:17:03,669 Speaker 1: broken way. I got confused by this detail that Mary 313 00:17:03,749 --> 00:17:06,669 Speaker 1: Kathleen would start speaking Spanish because I was like, hang on, 314 00:17:06,749 --> 00:17:09,549 Speaker 1: I'm sure I've read that she's Brasilian and Brazilian people 315 00:17:09,589 --> 00:17:11,989 Speaker 1: speak Putcha Geese, they don't speak Spanish. And I looked 316 00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:14,829 Speaker 1: it up and there's no evidence that Camilla speaks Spanish. 317 00:17:15,109 --> 00:17:18,349 Speaker 1: It's just like the wrong language and she's speaking it broken. 318 00:17:19,029 --> 00:17:21,709 Speaker 1: So it's like if I look at you and go 319 00:17:21,989 --> 00:17:25,629 Speaker 1: u na duer yeah, yeah, and it's like that's not 320 00:17:25,749 --> 00:17:29,389 Speaker 1: my language. But you're right, but but I feel marcked. 321 00:17:29,629 --> 00:17:32,629 Speaker 1: I do feel mocked. We're not understanding each other, and 322 00:17:32,749 --> 00:17:36,509 Speaker 1: you're being borderline racist, Mary Kathleen. Would we say borderline 323 00:17:37,069 --> 00:17:41,589 Speaker 1: blatantly racist? Mary Kathleen. Apparently Camilla then invited her on 324 00:17:41,629 --> 00:17:44,309 Speaker 1: a work trip to try and befriend her, and everything 325 00:17:44,389 --> 00:17:46,309 Speaker 1: just escalated and they had a massive fight. 326 00:17:46,709 --> 00:17:46,909 Speaker 2: Ah. 327 00:17:47,509 --> 00:17:50,149 Speaker 1: And then at the end Mary was like, Okay, fine, 328 00:17:50,349 --> 00:17:53,309 Speaker 1: now you're allowed. She wanted to just test Camilla and 329 00:17:53,349 --> 00:17:56,549 Speaker 1: see if she was the right person for her. Matthew 330 00:17:56,869 --> 00:18:02,389 Speaker 1: calling her by ex girlfriend's names, A very ghost of girlfriends. Yeah, yeah, 331 00:18:02,629 --> 00:18:06,789 Speaker 1: b very passive, aggressive, And I love it. It's testing 332 00:18:06,989 --> 00:18:09,629 Speaker 1: because do you know he has a past? And do 333 00:18:09,669 --> 00:18:12,229 Speaker 1: you know all about it? And did you know that 334 00:18:12,269 --> 00:18:14,749 Speaker 1: you're very new and that I've known him since utero? 335 00:18:15,149 --> 00:18:18,309 Speaker 1: Mary Kathleen, everyone knows you keep telling the magazines on 336 00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:22,149 Speaker 1: the cameras. I've written here, Mary, behave yourself my personal 337 00:18:22,189 --> 00:18:26,469 Speaker 1: confusion about whether or not Woody Harrelson is his brother, Claire. 338 00:18:26,709 --> 00:18:28,749 Speaker 1: You will not believe who is central to this story, 339 00:18:29,429 --> 00:18:33,349 Speaker 1: Mary Kathleen. Oh, Mary Kathleen comes up yet again. You 340 00:18:33,469 --> 00:18:36,389 Speaker 1: can't just say that someone might be your brother and 341 00:18:36,469 --> 00:18:38,269 Speaker 1: expect me to live with that. And that's what Matthew 342 00:18:38,349 --> 00:18:41,869 Speaker 1: McConaughey did. He dropped a bomb. Oh, Woody Harrelson might 343 00:18:41,909 --> 00:18:44,349 Speaker 1: be my brother. Well, you're in True Detective together. You're 344 00:18:44,349 --> 00:18:48,029 Speaker 1: in True Detective together. And there are similarity, there are similarities. 345 00:18:48,149 --> 00:18:52,109 Speaker 1: I've always thought it if your brothers, how if your 346 00:18:52,149 --> 00:18:56,189 Speaker 1: brothers why if your brothers do a test? And Okay, 347 00:18:56,229 --> 00:18:58,669 Speaker 1: The interesting thing about the similarities, some of them are physical. 348 00:18:58,829 --> 00:19:00,989 Speaker 1: Some of them are kind of like mannerisms. This is 349 00:19:00,589 --> 00:19:04,229 Speaker 1: what some of them are. Vibe why vibe wise, which 350 00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:07,109 Speaker 1: we know is a genetic thing. So this is a story. 351 00:19:08,029 --> 00:19:10,909 Speaker 1: Mary is on a family holiday with mcconaughe hey, Camilla, 352 00:19:11,149 --> 00:19:13,669 Speaker 1: Woody Harrelson, and Woody Harrelson's wife, because they're really good 353 00:19:13,669 --> 00:19:17,389 Speaker 1: family friends. Mary is always there and she's sitting around 354 00:19:17,429 --> 00:19:21,909 Speaker 1: the table and Harrison Woody Harrelson's dad is in prison 355 00:19:22,269 --> 00:19:26,869 Speaker 1: for murder. Interesting you mentioned that. So this is from 356 00:19:27,069 --> 00:19:29,149 Speaker 1: Matthew McConaughey. That's the quote from him. I think he's 357 00:19:29,189 --> 00:19:31,349 Speaker 1: in prison for murder. No, you're right, OK, because this 358 00:19:31,389 --> 00:19:34,229 Speaker 1: is relevant In Greece a few years ago, we're sitting 359 00:19:34,269 --> 00:19:36,629 Speaker 1: around talking about how close we are in our families, 360 00:19:36,749 --> 00:19:39,909 Speaker 1: and my mom is there again. It's likewise Mary King 361 00:19:39,949 --> 00:19:45,389 Speaker 1: there and she says, Woody, I knew your dad. Everyone 362 00:19:45,509 --> 00:19:48,069 Speaker 1: was aware of the ellipses that my mom left after 363 00:19:48,149 --> 00:19:50,869 Speaker 1: knew it was a loaded new. 364 00:19:50,909 --> 00:19:55,389 Speaker 4: Well, I'll just say there is some veracity to that thought, 365 00:19:55,509 --> 00:20:01,829 Speaker 4: because we talked to mamac Matthew's legitimate mother, and you know, 366 00:20:01,949 --> 00:20:05,469 Speaker 4: I don't know. I mentioned something about regrets and I said, 367 00:20:05,549 --> 00:20:08,829 Speaker 4: you know, it's odd that my father has no regrets, 368 00:20:08,869 --> 00:20:13,509 Speaker 4: and she goes, I he knew your father. 369 00:20:13,789 --> 00:20:16,549 Speaker 1: We went on to unpack what this new meant and 370 00:20:16,629 --> 00:20:19,389 Speaker 1: did some math and found out that Woody's dad was 371 00:20:19,389 --> 00:20:22,029 Speaker 1: on furlough at the same time that my mum and 372 00:20:22,069 --> 00:20:25,749 Speaker 1: dad were in their second divorce. Then there's possible receipts 373 00:20:25,749 --> 00:20:28,189 Speaker 1: and places out in West Texas where there might have 374 00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:30,709 Speaker 1: been a gathering or a meeting or a new moment 375 00:20:30,949 --> 00:20:35,069 Speaker 1: Claire Mary Kathleen saying, I fuck you on a holiday 376 00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:38,549 Speaker 1: and Grace okay, But this is the thing, Mary Kathleen, 377 00:20:40,909 --> 00:20:48,269 Speaker 1: you would know if you gave her Halson exactly the 378 00:20:48,349 --> 00:20:50,469 Speaker 1: rabbit hole I went down and got really confused because 379 00:20:50,509 --> 00:20:54,709 Speaker 1: I was going hang on. Woody Harrelson has Woody Harrelson's mum, 380 00:20:55,349 --> 00:20:59,749 Speaker 1: and Matthew McConaughey has a Mary Kathleen. Right, how would 381 00:20:59,789 --> 00:21:03,989 Speaker 1: it be that they're brothers? Firstly, half brothers is what 382 00:21:04,029 --> 00:21:06,989 Speaker 1: she's saying. And she's saying that because we know Woody 383 00:21:07,029 --> 00:21:11,269 Speaker 1: Harrelson's father is the convicted felon who died in prison. 384 00:21:11,469 --> 00:21:14,069 Speaker 1: He was out for five minutes at the same time 385 00:21:14,109 --> 00:21:17,829 Speaker 1: that Mary Kathleen allegedly had a little sexual rendezvous with him, 386 00:21:18,269 --> 00:21:21,269 Speaker 1: which was about nine months before Matthew McConaughey was born. 387 00:21:21,549 --> 00:21:25,549 Speaker 1: So they're half brothers because they would have the same father, 388 00:21:25,709 --> 00:21:28,949 Speaker 1: they would have a convicted fellen father, different mothers. Okay, 389 00:21:29,029 --> 00:21:33,909 Speaker 1: Woody Harrelson is like Mary Kathleen, you are not my mother, 390 00:21:34,189 --> 00:21:38,069 Speaker 1: You are not more, you are not my mother. Did 391 00:21:38,109 --> 00:21:40,589 Speaker 1: you sleep with my father? Yes, you told me that 392 00:21:40,669 --> 00:21:44,309 Speaker 1: night in Greece, But I have my own mother. Apparently 393 00:21:44,309 --> 00:21:47,229 Speaker 1: their kids call each other like Uncle Woody and Uncle Matthew, 394 00:21:47,269 --> 00:21:49,549 Speaker 1: and all of their families are clearly alike. And then 395 00:21:49,549 --> 00:21:51,789 Speaker 1: Woody Harrelson came out and said it was very much 396 00:21:51,829 --> 00:21:54,749 Speaker 1: true that they were brothers and urged McConaughey to get 397 00:21:54,749 --> 00:21:58,349 Speaker 1: a DNA test. He told Esquire, we haven't done a test, 398 00:21:58,389 --> 00:22:00,229 Speaker 1: but there are too many times that I think to myself, 399 00:22:00,349 --> 00:22:02,789 Speaker 1: my God, the similarities, the things he does, the things 400 00:22:02,869 --> 00:22:04,709 Speaker 1: he says, just the way he is. I've felt it 401 00:22:04,749 --> 00:22:08,789 Speaker 1: for years. Harrelson's dad died behind bars after a life 402 00:22:08,829 --> 00:22:11,549 Speaker 1: of crime which saw him him working as a professional 403 00:22:11,589 --> 00:22:15,749 Speaker 1: hit man for a textan drug lord. Mary Kathleen, What 404 00:22:15,749 --> 00:22:18,709 Speaker 1: what you doing, Mary Cathay. He was out on a 405 00:22:18,709 --> 00:22:21,389 Speaker 1: little break from prison and she was like, what a 406 00:22:21,429 --> 00:22:25,909 Speaker 1: lovely man. Lovely man, let's make a Matthew honey. I 407 00:22:25,949 --> 00:22:27,709 Speaker 1: would love to see a photo of him, because it 408 00:22:27,709 --> 00:22:30,789 Speaker 1: would be hilarious if you're like, oh, that's clearly Woody 409 00:22:30,829 --> 00:22:33,429 Speaker 1: Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey's fast because I saw a picture. 410 00:22:33,549 --> 00:22:35,789 Speaker 1: This is awful. But I saw a picture of Matthew 411 00:22:35,869 --> 00:22:39,349 Speaker 1: McConaughey's father, and I was like, that's doesn't look like you. Oh, 412 00:22:39,389 --> 00:22:41,749 Speaker 1: he looks like Woody Harrelson. I'm not sure if he 413 00:22:41,789 --> 00:22:44,989 Speaker 1: looks like Matthew Mcconaughykay, show me, show me shit. Okay, Yeah, 414 00:22:45,029 --> 00:22:49,469 Speaker 1: he's definitely got the Woody Harrelson's side of that. Jean Pool, 415 00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:53,029 Speaker 1: I don't see I don't see a lot of McConaughey, 416 00:22:53,029 --> 00:22:56,229 Speaker 1: but I do see Mary maybe in the eye. This 417 00:22:56,349 --> 00:23:00,469 Speaker 1: is all quite complicated for McConaughey, who thought his dad 418 00:23:00,509 --> 00:23:03,229 Speaker 1: was a guy named James. In his book, he outlines 419 00:23:03,269 --> 00:23:06,549 Speaker 1: how his dad died of a fatal heart attack while climaxing. 420 00:23:06,909 --> 00:23:10,309 Speaker 1: Oh did you think that the second part was of it? 421 00:23:11,829 --> 00:23:16,789 Speaker 1: I think he was with Mary Kathleen. The climax was 422 00:23:16,829 --> 00:23:20,429 Speaker 1: with Mary Kathleen. You can just say he died attack. 423 00:23:20,509 --> 00:23:22,109 Speaker 1: I don't think you need to know the context. 424 00:23:22,189 --> 00:23:23,869 Speaker 2: He said, boys, when I go, I'm going to be 425 00:23:23,909 --> 00:23:26,749 Speaker 2: making love your mother, and he did. He called the shot. 426 00:23:27,029 --> 00:23:29,469 Speaker 2: The paramedics are covering him and all the neighbors are 427 00:23:29,469 --> 00:23:31,509 Speaker 2: out in the street. He's going out the garage down, 428 00:23:31,589 --> 00:23:33,429 Speaker 2: So you know, what's the sensible thing to do at 429 00:23:33,429 --> 00:23:36,589 Speaker 2: seven am? Covering My mom's out there half naked, ripping 430 00:23:36,629 --> 00:23:38,749 Speaker 2: the sheet off, and we get that sheet off of him. 431 00:23:38,749 --> 00:23:41,469 Speaker 2: You're gonna see how big Jim went out. We had 432 00:23:41,509 --> 00:23:42,589 Speaker 2: a bonner at that point. 433 00:23:43,749 --> 00:23:46,149 Speaker 1: And even with the climaxing, it's like, was it at 434 00:23:46,149 --> 00:23:50,149 Speaker 1: the precise moment just before was questions? I want to 435 00:23:50,669 --> 00:23:52,789 Speaker 1: I don't need more questions, because what happened is a tragedy, 436 00:23:53,069 --> 00:24:03,629 Speaker 1: and I'm sorry for your loss, Claire. Are you ready 437 00:24:03,629 --> 00:24:06,669 Speaker 1: for out of context Matthew McConaughey quotes, Absolutely all right. 438 00:24:07,309 --> 00:24:11,309 Speaker 1: I chose five. I could have chosen three hundred. Some 439 00:24:11,349 --> 00:24:14,069 Speaker 1: of them are good and wise. Something to note about 440 00:24:14,109 --> 00:24:16,869 Speaker 1: every Matthew McConaughey quote is that it sounds a lot 441 00:24:16,909 --> 00:24:19,549 Speaker 1: better coming from him. Yes, and then he'll try and 442 00:24:19,549 --> 00:24:21,629 Speaker 1: do it in his accent. He could say anything and 443 00:24:21,669 --> 00:24:26,349 Speaker 1: it would be inspirational. Actually, man who invented the hamburger 444 00:24:26,429 --> 00:24:30,829 Speaker 1: or was smart, man who invented the cheeseburger was genius. 445 00:24:31,749 --> 00:24:35,029 Speaker 1: I don't understand. I don't understand, Okay, if I was 446 00:24:35,069 --> 00:24:39,469 Speaker 1: to benefit the rather than coming up with something totally original, 447 00:24:39,909 --> 00:24:45,869 Speaker 1: it's smarter to take something original Gee's to it and 448 00:24:46,069 --> 00:24:49,669 Speaker 1: call it something new because it's less work. But I know, 449 00:24:50,509 --> 00:24:55,989 Speaker 1: cheezburger to me is very hamburger with GI's thy hamburger 450 00:24:55,989 --> 00:24:58,789 Speaker 1: with geese. Here's the thing. I don't know if anybody 451 00:24:58,909 --> 00:25:03,629 Speaker 1: copyright wise invented the hamburger. I don't know if anyone 452 00:25:03,669 --> 00:25:06,829 Speaker 1: copyright wise invented the cheeseburger. Rather, and in fact, it 453 00:25:06,829 --> 00:25:10,669 Speaker 1: could have been the same person probably it was just improvising, 454 00:25:10,669 --> 00:25:14,269 Speaker 1: all right. I don't want to just revolve. I want 455 00:25:14,269 --> 00:25:18,989 Speaker 1: to evolve as a man, as a human, as a father, 456 00:25:19,789 --> 00:25:22,829 Speaker 1: as a lover. Revolve is used in the wrong content. Yeah, 457 00:25:23,069 --> 00:25:26,309 Speaker 1: I don't want to revolve'll revolve like a revolving door, 458 00:25:26,349 --> 00:25:28,869 Speaker 1: like a revolving restaurant. I don't want to go around 459 00:25:28,909 --> 00:25:31,429 Speaker 1: in circles. I want to evolve like I don't. Just 460 00:25:31,429 --> 00:25:35,029 Speaker 1: because the words sounds similar doesn't mean there's anything pretty them. 461 00:25:35,189 --> 00:25:35,389 Speaker 2: Yeah. 462 00:25:35,469 --> 00:25:38,709 Speaker 1: People like sentence. They love to like, oh, like do 463 00:25:38,709 --> 00:25:41,069 Speaker 1: a little fun thing like there is no I in 464 00:25:41,229 --> 00:25:44,349 Speaker 1: team that kind of thing. Y's true, but there's not. 465 00:25:44,869 --> 00:25:46,909 Speaker 1: There's a lot I always want to say there's not 466 00:25:46,989 --> 00:25:50,189 Speaker 1: no Iron Team because there's no I in team, You 467 00:25:50,189 --> 00:25:55,069 Speaker 1: know what I mean, that's a coincidence. That doesn't mean 468 00:25:55,269 --> 00:25:58,989 Speaker 1: that doesn't mean what you think it does. I'm glad 469 00:25:58,949 --> 00:26:02,069 Speaker 1: to be cleared that up. There aren't many things that 470 00:26:02,109 --> 00:26:07,709 Speaker 1: are universally cool and it's cool not to litter. I'd 471 00:26:07,709 --> 00:26:12,029 Speaker 1: never do it, Like it's fine hmmm, but like it's 472 00:26:12,069 --> 00:26:14,749 Speaker 1: quoted on the internet and it's like you didn't invent 473 00:26:14,789 --> 00:26:18,629 Speaker 1: not littering. Yeah, it seems superfluous to be like it's 474 00:26:18,629 --> 00:26:21,349 Speaker 1: not cool to litter. It's like, yes, just like it's like, 475 00:26:21,709 --> 00:26:25,669 Speaker 1: you know, it's very primary school. Don't be a litterbug. 476 00:26:25,989 --> 00:26:30,869 Speaker 1: Pick up litter and jitter instead. It's very teacher. Yeah, 477 00:26:30,949 --> 00:26:33,829 Speaker 1: saying littering isn't cool. And you think, now pick up 478 00:26:33,869 --> 00:26:36,629 Speaker 1: ten things? Come on, everyone, pick up ten things before 479 00:26:37,189 --> 00:26:40,229 Speaker 1: lunch finishes. Yes, And I think Matthew McConaughey is very that. 480 00:26:40,629 --> 00:26:41,149 Speaker 4: He's very that. 481 00:26:41,269 --> 00:26:45,429 Speaker 1: Okay. I believe the truth is only offensive when we're lying. 482 00:26:46,709 --> 00:26:49,949 Speaker 1: That one real least you give me a second. Okay, 483 00:26:50,069 --> 00:26:55,949 Speaker 1: the truth is only offensive when we're lying. Sometimes the 484 00:26:55,989 --> 00:26:58,829 Speaker 1: truth is offensive. Yeah, but is it because you're lying. 485 00:26:59,149 --> 00:27:01,029 Speaker 1: If the truth is only offensive when you're lying, then 486 00:27:01,029 --> 00:27:02,829 Speaker 1: you didn't tell the truth. You lied, in which case 487 00:27:02,869 --> 00:27:07,829 Speaker 1: lying is offensive. Oh my god, they're so glaver. No no, no, 488 00:27:07,869 --> 00:27:10,149 Speaker 1: But if somebody came up to me and said, you 489 00:27:10,469 --> 00:27:16,269 Speaker 1: look like crap today, absolutely true, which is offensive, But 490 00:27:16,389 --> 00:27:20,949 Speaker 1: it's not offensive because because I'm lying. Okay, the last time. 491 00:27:20,949 --> 00:27:25,749 Speaker 1: He's obsessed with liars. There's bullshitters, and liars liars hide 492 00:27:25,749 --> 00:27:29,109 Speaker 1: their bullshit. Bullshitters tell you when they're lying. That's why 493 00:27:29,149 --> 00:27:34,909 Speaker 1: I like bullshitters. So hold on, hold on, okay, bullshit 494 00:27:35,829 --> 00:27:39,029 Speaker 1: liars hide their bullshit. Bullshitters tell you when they're lying. 495 00:27:39,309 --> 00:27:44,789 Speaker 1: That's why I like bullshitters. I don't. I think lie. 496 00:27:44,909 --> 00:27:49,269 Speaker 1: The fullishit bullshit is. If a bullshitter tells you that 497 00:27:49,269 --> 00:27:51,469 Speaker 1: they're lying, then aren't they no longer bullshitting you? They're 498 00:27:51,469 --> 00:27:55,709 Speaker 1: actually been quite honest. I'm so confused, me too. But 499 00:27:55,749 --> 00:27:59,309 Speaker 1: it sounds different when he says bullshit. 500 00:27:58,869 --> 00:28:01,149 Speaker 3: Bullshit, Mama. 501 00:28:01,629 --> 00:28:03,989 Speaker 1: It does sound different and it has more gravity to it. 502 00:28:03,989 --> 00:28:06,669 Speaker 1: And I completely agree, Claire. It is time for charges 503 00:28:06,709 --> 00:28:14,549 Speaker 1: and sentences. My charge for today isn't for Matthew McConaughey. 504 00:28:14,629 --> 00:28:16,789 Speaker 1: I really tried to actually find some crimes, and I 505 00:28:16,829 --> 00:28:21,389 Speaker 1: don't know if you've noticed, there are none so clean. 506 00:28:21,709 --> 00:28:27,029 Speaker 1: Potentially his father is a murderer, but potentially, but that's 507 00:28:27,069 --> 00:28:31,429 Speaker 1: not his fault, and it may not be his father exactly. 508 00:28:31,669 --> 00:28:34,749 Speaker 1: Someone will put that to the site. But as often happens, 509 00:28:35,629 --> 00:28:38,189 Speaker 1: we uncovered a criminal along the way. Was it Mary Kathleen? 510 00:28:38,469 --> 00:28:43,309 Speaker 1: I'm charging Mary Kathleen with being a chicula rascal. She 511 00:28:43,389 --> 00:28:47,709 Speaker 1: got excited about fame, hard to relate. She trolled Matthew's 512 00:28:47,749 --> 00:28:51,869 Speaker 1: new girlfriend respect and then she may or may not 513 00:28:51,949 --> 00:28:54,749 Speaker 1: have had a sexual rendezvous with a convicted felon who 514 00:28:54,749 --> 00:28:57,669 Speaker 1: is also Woody house AND's father, and then brought it 515 00:28:57,749 --> 00:29:02,229 Speaker 1: up on a trip in Greece fifty years later, very casually, 516 00:29:03,109 --> 00:29:04,509 Speaker 1: like did you not bring it up at the true 517 00:29:04,509 --> 00:29:09,669 Speaker 1: detective premierne Or like when your son came home and said, oh, 518 00:29:09,709 --> 00:29:12,109 Speaker 1: I'm working with Woody Harrelson, you didn't say I think 519 00:29:13,189 --> 00:29:18,989 Speaker 1: he could be your brother. When he first saw something 520 00:29:19,029 --> 00:29:21,829 Speaker 1: with Woody Harrelson in it, you didn't think to say, hey, son, 521 00:29:22,429 --> 00:29:24,829 Speaker 1: you could be related to you. You could be related. No. No, 522 00:29:25,029 --> 00:29:26,789 Speaker 1: she said it in a trip in Grease, and I 523 00:29:26,829 --> 00:29:29,469 Speaker 1: bet it was like, oh, I've been meaning to say 524 00:29:30,989 --> 00:29:34,789 Speaker 1: meaning to I bet she said fifty other totally irrelevant 525 00:29:34,869 --> 00:29:37,429 Speaker 1: things that day, so everyone wasn't even listening to Mary 526 00:29:37,469 --> 00:29:39,789 Speaker 1: Kathleen by the time she was like, oh, quick one, 527 00:29:39,829 --> 00:29:42,469 Speaker 1: what was what was it? That's right? Yeah, yeah, I 528 00:29:42,509 --> 00:29:45,749 Speaker 1: think your brothers, Mary Kathleen, this has taken too long. 529 00:29:45,909 --> 00:29:50,149 Speaker 1: The other thing about Mary Kathleen is I'm surprised more 530 00:29:50,229 --> 00:29:53,629 Speaker 1: people don't jump on band wagons to do with fame. 531 00:29:54,149 --> 00:29:58,429 Speaker 1: For example, like, yeah, if your kid got famous, milk here, 532 00:29:58,669 --> 00:30:03,189 Speaker 1: milk here, and jump on the ride for fun more 533 00:30:03,509 --> 00:30:08,829 Speaker 1: inserting yourself black Megan Markle's dad. Yes, he had a 534 00:30:08,869 --> 00:30:10,389 Speaker 1: bit of fun and then he got on in to 535 00:30:10,429 --> 00:30:14,389 Speaker 1: the wedding. But what's great about Mary Kathleen, who does 536 00:30:14,429 --> 00:30:17,829 Speaker 1: go by Mary Kay to friends, is that she's got 537 00:30:17,829 --> 00:30:20,069 Speaker 1: the best birth worlds. I'm going to sell you out 538 00:30:20,069 --> 00:30:22,869 Speaker 1: and I'll go to Greece with you because he's been like, 539 00:30:23,229 --> 00:30:26,549 Speaker 1: he's Christian, so he's quite religious, and he's very forgiving, 540 00:30:26,709 --> 00:30:29,509 Speaker 1: and he's very like morals, ethics, values, and he's like, 541 00:30:29,549 --> 00:30:33,069 Speaker 1: I have a boundary with Mary Kathleen, which I don't 542 00:30:33,069 --> 00:30:36,629 Speaker 1: think she respects. But she still gets to do her 543 00:30:36,669 --> 00:30:38,189 Speaker 1: family like she gets to do the Red carpets. I 544 00:30:38,229 --> 00:30:40,989 Speaker 1: think she's fine. I reckon. Mary Kathleen is the kind 545 00:30:40,989 --> 00:30:44,109 Speaker 1: of person and hard relate who can't say no. So 546 00:30:44,149 --> 00:30:48,029 Speaker 1: she gets a call from the Daily Mail who gets 547 00:30:48,029 --> 00:30:50,549 Speaker 1: carried away. Yeah, and she goes, I can't, I can't. 548 00:30:50,549 --> 00:30:52,709 Speaker 1: Matthew keeps getting out at me. Matthew keeps getting that. Okay, 549 00:30:52,749 --> 00:30:55,749 Speaker 1: I'll give you just a little tidbit. Come on, this 550 00:30:55,909 --> 00:30:58,349 Speaker 1: is the condom where he lost his first time. Mary 551 00:30:58,469 --> 00:31:02,069 Speaker 1: Kathleen put that away? Put that away? Why did you 552 00:31:02,189 --> 00:31:05,269 Speaker 1: keep that well. This is my sentence to Mary Kathleen 553 00:31:05,989 --> 00:31:10,189 Speaker 1: one word more. I need more from you, Mary, Kay, 554 00:31:10,709 --> 00:31:14,189 Speaker 1: I need more. I need to know more about your escapades. 555 00:31:14,509 --> 00:31:18,389 Speaker 1: Sounds like you've had an interesting checkered past with felons 556 00:31:18,509 --> 00:31:22,629 Speaker 1: on furlough. Yeah, why are you right about that, Mary Kathleen? 557 00:31:23,029 --> 00:31:26,029 Speaker 1: Or do a podcast with Matthew yeah, or some kind 558 00:31:26,029 --> 00:31:29,909 Speaker 1: of like Jerry Springer style, But it's just Mary Kathleen. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 559 00:31:29,909 --> 00:31:33,469 Speaker 1: I think she would be You've got another sibling. You 560 00:31:33,469 --> 00:31:36,109 Speaker 1: know how people are, like dinner party guest, like who 561 00:31:36,109 --> 00:31:39,429 Speaker 1: would you have dead or alive? Mary? Marry Kathleen. She'd 562 00:31:39,469 --> 00:31:41,709 Speaker 1: tell you. I'd be sitting right next to her and 563 00:31:41,709 --> 00:31:45,749 Speaker 1: I'd be like, tell me about Matthew McConaughey's marriage, and 564 00:31:45,789 --> 00:31:48,829 Speaker 1: she'd be like, yeah, I hate Camilla. And I'd be like, 565 00:31:48,989 --> 00:31:50,869 Speaker 1: show me photos of him as a child, like was 566 00:31:50,869 --> 00:31:53,949 Speaker 1: he always this handsome? Yeah, And she'd have him, she'd 567 00:31:53,949 --> 00:31:57,629 Speaker 1: have him on hand, like he's him naked. She's one 568 00:31:57,629 --> 00:32:00,669 Speaker 1: of us. All right, your charge? Okay, my charge is 569 00:32:01,629 --> 00:32:05,589 Speaker 1: and it is common with certain people in Hollywood, and 570 00:32:05,669 --> 00:32:09,869 Speaker 1: I think Matthew McConaughey is probably the guiltiest thinking you 571 00:32:09,909 --> 00:32:14,909 Speaker 1: can say anything in your accent. Yeah, you know who 572 00:32:14,909 --> 00:32:18,149 Speaker 1: else is guilty of this? Oprah? And it is her voice. 573 00:32:18,149 --> 00:32:20,509 Speaker 1: It's the intonation of her voice, and it's the pauses, 574 00:32:20,589 --> 00:32:23,469 Speaker 1: and it's the pauses, and it's the repeating. So what 575 00:32:23,509 --> 00:32:27,749 Speaker 1: she'll do is she'll go, man who invented the hamburger 576 00:32:27,949 --> 00:32:32,469 Speaker 1: was smart. Man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. Oh, 577 00:32:32,669 --> 00:32:37,189 Speaker 1: let me say that again. Man who invented the cheeseburger 578 00:32:38,189 --> 00:32:42,229 Speaker 1: was a genius, And then was a genus Like, yeah, actually, 579 00:32:42,309 --> 00:32:44,789 Speaker 1: we don't get it. You're just repeating, is what you're doing. 580 00:32:45,069 --> 00:32:50,029 Speaker 1: And then what does she say? It's a moment all 581 00:32:50,069 --> 00:32:51,949 Speaker 1: of these would be in our harmon, doctor fel And 582 00:32:51,989 --> 00:32:57,309 Speaker 1: she also does this man who invented the cheeseburger was 583 00:32:57,309 --> 00:32:59,629 Speaker 1: a genius, Like, she'd do that, and then the whole 584 00:32:59,629 --> 00:33:05,429 Speaker 1: audience just lapping it up, just like losing ship. Yeah. 585 00:33:05,549 --> 00:33:07,949 Speaker 1: I think Mary Kay would love her a bit of Oprah. 586 00:33:08,589 --> 00:33:11,069 Speaker 1: She would, And that's how she ended up having a 587 00:33:11,069 --> 00:33:14,829 Speaker 1: Matthew McConaughey. Yeah, And Matthew McConaughey's attitude is give me 588 00:33:14,869 --> 00:33:18,309 Speaker 1: a line, any line, I'll make it profound or I'll 589 00:33:18,309 --> 00:33:21,109 Speaker 1: make up my own, as he did with Rita. Yeah, exactly. 590 00:33:21,389 --> 00:33:27,469 Speaker 1: So my sentence is I need Matthew to read some 591 00:33:27,509 --> 00:33:32,309 Speaker 1: of the worst texts in the world in his voice, Yeah, 592 00:33:32,349 --> 00:33:36,869 Speaker 1: to give them some hidden meaning. Yeah, right, and then 593 00:33:36,909 --> 00:33:39,229 Speaker 1: we're trying to cipher. Yeah, and some of them might 594 00:33:39,309 --> 00:33:41,989 Speaker 1: be For example, a few weeks ago on the show, 595 00:33:42,149 --> 00:33:45,309 Speaker 1: we talked about a song by Kanye. Hey. 596 00:33:45,349 --> 00:33:47,189 Speaker 3: There, I'm happy to say whatever you want. Just keep 597 00:33:47,189 --> 00:33:50,269 Speaker 3: in mind, I'm Matthew McConaughey, not a computer program. Let's 598 00:33:50,349 --> 00:33:51,869 Speaker 3: keep things interesting, shall. 599 00:33:51,669 --> 00:33:53,669 Speaker 1: We, Claire. What we've done is we have used an 600 00:33:53,709 --> 00:33:59,189 Speaker 1: AI voice of Matthew McConaughey to say the most profound 601 00:33:59,309 --> 00:34:02,109 Speaker 1: quote in canceled history. It is a Kanye wester lyric. 602 00:34:02,709 --> 00:34:05,549 Speaker 1: You're here to be moved, prepared to be moved. This 603 00:34:05,629 --> 00:34:07,589 Speaker 1: is what it sounds like when Matthew McConaughey says it. 604 00:34:07,629 --> 00:34:09,789 Speaker 3: All right, all right, all right, I'll play along. Here, 605 00:34:09,829 --> 00:34:12,709 Speaker 3: go poopy to scoop, scoop diddy, what whoop to scoop dirdy, 606 00:34:12,749 --> 00:34:14,829 Speaker 3: poop poop to scoop die poop poop to scooped, He 607 00:34:14,869 --> 00:34:17,069 Speaker 3: scoop do you up? And he scoop poop diddy whoop 608 00:34:17,069 --> 00:34:19,589 Speaker 3: poop poop diddy poop, scoop poop poop diddy up poop? 609 00:34:19,589 --> 00:34:21,549 Speaker 3: Did hey scoop poop poop? Did he scoop poop? Did 610 00:34:21,629 --> 00:34:22,469 Speaker 3: he scoop poop? 611 00:34:22,669 --> 00:34:25,309 Speaker 1: We could all sit in a church and have Matthew 612 00:34:25,349 --> 00:34:29,029 Speaker 1: McConaughey stand at the pole pit yeah and say that, 613 00:34:29,349 --> 00:34:31,989 Speaker 1: and we'd all say, I've never heard something. So I'm 614 00:34:31,989 --> 00:34:35,589 Speaker 1: moving in my life. Praise be, praise b My life 615 00:34:35,589 --> 00:34:38,029 Speaker 1: has been changed. So I want him to just say, 616 00:34:38,109 --> 00:34:41,549 Speaker 1: you know, maybe read out some Britney Spears lyrics, maybe 617 00:34:41,709 --> 00:34:44,229 Speaker 1: read out some other we used to when we're kids. 618 00:34:44,269 --> 00:34:47,949 Speaker 1: We would make up fate quotes that sounded profound but 619 00:34:48,069 --> 00:34:51,389 Speaker 1: actually were meaningless, such as time is like a clock, 620 00:34:51,429 --> 00:34:53,429 Speaker 1: it just keeps ticking. I think that that could be 621 00:34:53,469 --> 00:34:55,789 Speaker 1: one of his questions. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and we 622 00:34:55,789 --> 00:35:00,029 Speaker 1: should write got sumps, got slumps? Yeah, time is so 623 00:35:00,149 --> 00:35:05,109 Speaker 1: much like a clock. Absolutely, Time is like Greenwich time. 624 00:35:06,269 --> 00:35:10,269 Speaker 1: It goes along in a forward motion, but it changes 625 00:35:10,549 --> 00:35:16,709 Speaker 1: depending on pause where you are in terms of pause 626 00:35:17,029 --> 00:35:22,549 Speaker 1: time zones. Thank you, nailed it, nailed it. Thank you 627 00:35:22,629 --> 00:35:25,549 Speaker 1: so much for joining us on this episode of canceled. 628 00:35:25,629 --> 00:35:28,549 Speaker 1: The executive producer of Canceled is to Listen Azazz with 629 00:35:28,709 --> 00:35:32,589 Speaker 1: audio editing by Tom Lyon. Please leave us a review 630 00:35:32,669 --> 00:35:34,509 Speaker 1: if you like this podcast and we will be back 631 00:35:34,589 --> 00:35:36,709 Speaker 1: next week. Bye Bye. 632 00:35:37,909 --> 00:35:40,269 Speaker 3: Poopy to Scoop Scoop Diddy? What Whoop to scoop Diddy? 633 00:35:40,309 --> 00:35:42,749 Speaker 3: Poop Poop to scoop Die Poop Poop to Scoopedy scoop 634 00:35:42,789 --> 00:35:45,349 Speaker 3: Do you opity scoop poop Diddy Woop poop poop did 635 00:35:45,349 --> 00:35:45,389 Speaker 3: he