Speaker 1: You're listening to a MoMA Mia podcast. Mama Maya acknowledges
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Speaker 1: that looks at Philly celebrity crimes and assigence charges and
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Speaker 1: our lives. I'm Kless Stephens and I'm Jesse Stevens. And
Speaker 1: Jesse we tried to start this podcast before, but you
Speaker 1: didn't have a lazy Girl. I forgot it creeps up
Speaker 1: on us every time. Just for transparency, we come to
Speaker 1: this record. You've had to do nothing, absolutely nothing. Well,
Speaker 1: I had to prep a laser girls, which I forgot
Speaker 1: to do exactly. So how you turn up with a
Speaker 1: big smile on your face, excited canceled without doing the
Speaker 1: one part you are meant to do? I found it.
Speaker 1: Please tell me. I looked in our dms. But if
Speaker 1: you noticed this meta AI thing that's now in the
Speaker 1: dms And every time you try and search something is like,
Speaker 1: I don't understand what you're asking for, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm looking for lazy girl stories in my dms. How
Speaker 1: complicated can it be? Sharon has she has a brief one.
Speaker 1: But I think that this speaks to something that lazy
Speaker 1: girls are familiar with. Sharon says, I think I've reached
Speaker 1: peak lazy girl. Is it bad that I'd rather throw
Speaker 1: out badly charred oven trays and buy new ones rather
Speaker 1: than clean them. She's a lazy girl. Okay, let's just
Speaker 1: be on it. We love the environment. We are sustainable girlies.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to appeal to jen Z, but I do
Speaker 1: like the environment. Have I thrown out a plastic container
Speaker 1: that has something growing in the bottom? Have I thrown
Speaker 1: out the odd glass? Sometimes you just throw out a
Speaker 1: feet because you go, I don't take this. How to
Speaker 1: dispose of this appropriately? Yes? And it is not, as
Speaker 1: Marie Condo would say, it is not sparking joy. It's
Speaker 1: not sparking joy. I remember being in primary school and
Speaker 1: mum would give us like teaspoons to eat because I
Speaker 1: we've previously discussed actually on the baby bubble her Mum
Speaker 1: never introduced me to solid so I think at like six,
Speaker 1: I was still having here as. So I would have
Speaker 1: this a pure thing for morning tea and she'd give
Speaker 1: me a metal spoon. I remember, I'd finish and I'd
Speaker 1: be like, I don't know what to do with this.
Speaker 1: I just throw at the bin because you want to
Speaker 1: put it in my school bag because it was all sticky. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they would come and there would come ants. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: I'm totally with Sharon. It's very, very bad. But genuinely,
Speaker 1: can somebody tell us what are you meant to do
Speaker 1: with child oven trade? I don't think you can take
Speaker 1: them to Vini's. Okay. What I personally do is I
Speaker 1: just put baking paper. Okay, sorry, I've actually never thrown
Speaker 1: out one of those, but I do think it's a
Speaker 1: lazy girl thing to look at something think ah meant
Speaker 1: to love too much? Throw it out? Like even oven, yeah,
Speaker 1: full oven because it's got like bits of grease and everything.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I'm just thinking, we take this out,
Speaker 1: we throw it out, we get a new one. I
Speaker 1: thought it. No, here's a question, have you ever cleaned
Speaker 1: your oven? Sometime? I've noticed it on cleaning, like when
Speaker 1: you do an end of lease clean and it's like,
Speaker 1: do you want us to clean your oven? I'm like,
Speaker 1: people clean their ovens? How is what I thought the
Speaker 1: warm clean day so true? Because those high temperatures kill geralized.
Speaker 1: Same people are so stupid. I think my kettle's clean.
Speaker 1: I really hope my kettles. Yeah, because all you do
Speaker 1: is make it hot. And same with my microwave. Yeah,
Speaker 1: kills anything in that. Yeah. You are about to enter
Speaker 1: the canceled courtroom. The defendants are celebrities, the chargers are petty.
Speaker 1: The rulings are final. Jesse. Today we're talking about tim
Speaker 1: Tay shallow mate. I am treats of aacus. See that?
Speaker 1: No game in a who of you're imagine me? They
Speaker 1: cannot go on like this? How long? The billiards? I
Speaker 1: gave him everything you didn't like. I'm happy I did,
Speaker 1: and I waited and I never complained. I figured you
Speaker 1: love me. How do you say his name Timothay? No
Speaker 1: you don't. No, no, No, that's a whole subheading. So
Speaker 1: we're not going to get into it, but I'm going
Speaker 1: to call him Timothy. No that Timothay was in Homeland,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that was going to be the best
Speaker 1: thing I said, because that's what I watched that recently,
Speaker 1: we did a whole episode on clear Days, which was
Speaker 1: irrelevant to the culture, but incredibly relevant to me. President's
Speaker 1: son who was going out with Dana. Yeah, and then
Speaker 1: there was an incident. Do you remember they hit someone
Speaker 1: in their car? Oh my gosh, I remember it. And
Speaker 1: then he was like, let's lie and he played a
Speaker 1: little villain. He played a little shit. Well, that's weird
Speaker 1: that you say that, because Vulture wrote, I quote Timothy
Speaker 1: shallow may is really good at playing a little shit. No,
Speaker 1: they did it. They did. That is a direct quote. Oh, Jesse,
Speaker 1: Timothy how shallow Maye? How that's not very French. It
Speaker 1: might be. I don't know. I'm upset about how because
Speaker 1: I think you've got this beautiful Timothy, You've got this
Speaker 1: beautiful shower. Should it be and uncle? No, that's Italian hugo.
Speaker 1: But Hal is very You gave up? Yeah you panicked. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I panicked. I didn't do a middle name. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: didn't give Luna. No Timothy hal challamey. I've got in
Speaker 1: my notes. What is an American and French actor who
Speaker 1: has been nominated? Is he French? No? He genuinely is,
Speaker 1: but like was he mourn thet No, but his dad
Speaker 1: is French and he speaks French. Him speaking French is
Speaker 1: the hottest thing you've ever seen. Right, We looked together
Speaker 1: He has been nominated for Academy Awards, Golden Globe Awards.
Speaker 1: What was he nominated for an Academy Award for Call
Speaker 1: Me by Your Name. Some of his nominations have come
Speaker 1: from I'm not joking, Wonker, No that happened. Yeah, we'll
Speaker 1: get to Wonka Jesse. It turned out that, in addition
Speaker 1: to Timothy being very good playing a little shit, which
Speaker 1: he did, he was only sixteen in Homeland, so that
Speaker 1: was one of his first look younger. He looked about
Speaker 1: He always looks like right now, I'd say he's twenty,
Speaker 1: but I don't feel like he is. No, he's twenty eight.
Speaker 1: So it turned out he was very good at playing
Speaker 1: a lot of things. He was also in Interstellar, Oh
Speaker 1: I forgot, And then he got a lot of attention
Speaker 1: as Elio in one of my favorite movies of all time,
Speaker 1: based on one of my favorite books of all time,
Speaker 1: Call Me by your Name? Ellio. Is it problematic? Absolutely?
Speaker 1: Do I refuse to look into it further. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: film itself isn't problematic. It's all people say that it
Speaker 1: is a gap, the age gap. Oh, fiction can't be problematic,
Speaker 1: And we did just for context. Yeah, we did an
Speaker 1: episode on Army Hammer. Well, he start alongside friend of
Speaker 1: the Gams the Glore, Roomy Hammer. Then he was in
Speaker 1: Little Women Beautiful Boy. Do you remember that with Steve Carrell. Oh,
Speaker 1: that was a great movie. That was so good. I
Speaker 1: forgot about that. It's no use, Joe, Joe, We've got
Speaker 1: to have it out. I have won you ever since
Speaker 1: I've known you, Joe. I couldn't help it. June and
Speaker 1: June two, which my partner inexplicably refers to as Dune,
Speaker 1: did that and he was like, I watched Dune and
Speaker 1: then I rewind rewind what June June June, But Americans
Speaker 1: say Dune. All my adult friends are going to the
Speaker 1: cinema to see June Dune to June two. Yeah, apparently
Speaker 1: it's really good. Yeah. And he was also in something
Speaker 1: I'll get to Wonka. Timmy decided he wanted to do
Speaker 1: acting in two thousand and eight after seeing Heath Ledger's
Speaker 1: performance in the Dark Night. He says he went to
Speaker 1: the cinema he remembers what cinema it was, and he
Speaker 1: walked out a changed person. Yeah, we've all had that.
Speaker 1: I remember seeing The Princess Diaries and being like, well
Speaker 1: when I grew up. I want to be pretty, but like,
Speaker 1: it's not how it happened. I remember watching Freaky Friday
Speaker 1: and being like, I'm going to be in a rock band.
Speaker 1: What I was? I was actually profoundly changed after every
Speaker 1: film I saw, particularly Crossroads, I walked out and I
Speaker 1: was like, I am gonna wear a long sleeve top
Speaker 1: with sleeves that get in my pastor source, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: sing a song with my girlfriends. Same. He applied to
Speaker 1: a performing arts school in New York, and apparently it
Speaker 1: was one teacher who insisted on him being accepted even
Speaker 1: though he had been rejected in the interview, and the
Speaker 1: teacher said, I gave him the highest score I've ever
Speaker 1: given a kid. Au DITTIONI, I love that. You just
Speaker 1: know he was great. Also when he was in Don't
Speaker 1: Look Up with Leonardo DiCaprio, DiCaprio became about that movie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he became a bit of a mentor. Apparently, Leonardo DiCaprio
Speaker 1: has been quite a mentor to little Timmy, and he
Speaker 1: has given him simple advice, which is no superhero movies
Speaker 1: and no hard drugs. Great advice. What do you think
Speaker 1: constitutes a hard drug? Yeah? Because you think a little
Speaker 1: dabble in some of the soft stuff. Well yeah, because
Speaker 1: I'm like Leo, really, we're not doing our drugs. Assumed
Speaker 1: you were. I assumed you were. And if in doubt,
Speaker 1: to lighten the mood, put a whopope cushion on a chair.
Speaker 1: He said, I have some prank ideas, Yes, but I
Speaker 1: think that no superhero movie, No superhero movie is actually
Speaker 1: a key to the success of Leonardo DiCaprio's career. Anyway.
Speaker 1: I also think Leo has another little bit of advice,
Speaker 1: but we'll get to that. Jesse. My structure for today
Speaker 1: is as follows, how do you pronounce your name? Adolescent performances?
Speaker 1: Are you really? With Kylie Wonka? And a telling Twitter thread? Jesse,
Speaker 1: how do you pronounce your name? Name? This man has
Speaker 1: so many names. He's Timothy, He's timoth Tay, He's Timmy,
Speaker 1: his little Timmy tim who calls him a little Timmy tim.
Speaker 1: We'll get to it now. The thing is is that
Speaker 1: there are so many examples of him saying his name differently,
Speaker 1: actually introducing himself differently, and he's got the same thing
Speaker 1: he says when he's asked by an interviewer, how do
Speaker 1: you pronounce your name. He's like, oh, you can call
Speaker 1: me anything, Timmy, Timothy, Doug Alex. But he uses the
Speaker 1: same examples every time, so clearly people have always been like,
Speaker 1: how do you say it? I find it hard when
Speaker 1: I say how do I pronounce your name? And people
Speaker 1: say call me anything, and I'm like, you don't know
Speaker 1: how I'm in a bungle this. You don't know how
Speaker 1: offensive my bungle will be? And then who's going to
Speaker 1: get in trouble? It's not gonna be its ca me me, yeah,
Speaker 1: so please tell me write it down, repeat it, and
Speaker 1: when I stuff it up, correct me. I'm not good
Speaker 1: with the pronunciation of your name. I need one choice
Speaker 1: of how I say your name, and I think it
Speaker 1: should be Timmy now, Jesse. These are a few grabs
Speaker 1: of him saying his name differently. It's pronounced Timothy, It's
Speaker 1: whatever you like. But I always thought, I don't know
Speaker 1: if you guys. I thought it was tim because of
Speaker 1: the double e's at the end. It's supposed to be.
Speaker 1: But you could say Doug Alex. You have so many names,
Speaker 1: you're Timothy, and because your dad's French, are you really Timothey?
Speaker 1: It's supposed to be Timoti, but they always just seem
Speaker 1: like too obnoxious requirement to put on people. So Timothy,
Speaker 1: tim Timmy. After your third ask Alex, you can go
Speaker 1: back to tim Otay. You know what's interesting about the
Speaker 1: rapaid of that joke, never quite learns no, because they're like,
Speaker 1: can I call you Doug? No? That would be weird.
Speaker 1: That would be weird because everyone knows me as Timothy Shallomey.
Speaker 1: It's my name, and I'm incredible, Like, I absolutely respect
Speaker 1: his attachment to that joke. It's just that if I
Speaker 1: was on Graham Norton and I delivered that joke and
Speaker 1: it landed like that, I wouldn't probably retire it. Fine,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't be using it again. I really enjoy this.
Speaker 1: So it is Timoth it's supposed to be. But I
Speaker 1: would never hold anyone to your mom name. In France,
Speaker 1: they called me that, and like your mom never called no.
Speaker 1: So apparently his mom never called him Timothy, So what
Speaker 1: does his mum call him Timothy? So can't we just
Speaker 1: call him Timothy? Yes? But there's a really funny TikTok
Speaker 1: where it's these young girls talking to him and they say,
Speaker 1: why is there a symbol over the e in your
Speaker 1: name feels kind of pretentious. I think that's exactly what
Speaker 1: my father and my mother are going for. How do
Speaker 1: you know what pretentious? Me? I don't know what he's like.
Speaker 1: It's exactly what it is. It is pretentious. Is it
Speaker 1: pretentious to have a name that exists in another language?
Speaker 1: Or is it racist to call it pretentious? Yes? But
Speaker 1: I think because it's French, we can make that joke.
Speaker 1: The French are always fair game, right, Yeah, that's just
Speaker 1: what Sonny's birth certificate. Though it's not his fault if
Speaker 1: in every interview he stopped them and went it's Timithate's
Speaker 1: I mean, even if he did that is your name is?
Speaker 1: It's fine. English people need to get better at trying.
Speaker 1: They do, but it's embarrassing for me to try to
Speaker 1: say him a day. What are you gonna call him
Speaker 1: in this episode? Little Timmy Tim, Little Timmy Tim? Yeah,
Speaker 1: which will make sense in a moment. Jesse adolescent performances.
Speaker 1: If our high school drama performances existed on the internet,
Speaker 1: we couldn't in Good Conscience city. No, we couldn't because
Speaker 1: we're in our blacks with a black box miming. I
Speaker 1: remember once I need a drama performance at school, and
Speaker 1: there was a bit where we were meant to be
Speaker 1: unveiling a portrait. Yeah, and thirty seconds before we were
Speaker 1: going to go on stage, I went, oh, crap, we
Speaker 1: don't have a portrait. So I grabbed a canvas from
Speaker 1: the art room and dore a stick figure and put
Speaker 1: it there, and then you unveiled the portrait to rock
Speaker 1: laughter from the audience. It wasn't meant to be a guy.
Speaker 1: Think I'm a comedian. I think that was not meant
Speaker 1: to be funny. But that is the best reaction I've
Speaker 1: ever got from a drama performance. I think I should
Speaker 1: stop trying to be serious. I was not good at drama.
Speaker 1: No Jesse. Firstly, Timmy had an amateur rap career while
Speaker 1: attending his performing arts school in New York. Okay, his
Speaker 1: name was Lil Timmy tim Wow, Okay, that is what
Speaker 1: I'm calling him. He had one song that's quite catchy
Speaker 1: called statistics Timmy. Let's go look at me. It's Timmy,
Speaker 1: let's do a problem. Let's us see it's about statistics.
Speaker 1: This is what happened when his Wonka coaster Hugh Grant,
Speaker 1: was informed of Little Timmy. Tim You don't know about
Speaker 1: Timmy Timm. How would we describe to is you know,
Speaker 1: an awful digital footprint that exists of early on said
Speaker 1: ambitious rap career that never materialized. Loo, Loo, look at me.
Speaker 1: It's t Oh that's a treat. It's not bad. Okay,
Speaker 1: he's actually quite a talented rapper. But I almost have
Speaker 1: the ick almost. Yeah, there's something not quite right about
Speaker 1: it because he's HAPs backwards. Yeah. Hugh Grant in that
Speaker 1: clip does not know what to think. Oh oh, I
Speaker 1: didn't know about that. No, no one thought you would, Hugh.
Speaker 1: Here's another performance where you get to see he's dancing,
Speaker 1: which I think is he a good dancer? Oh you'll see,
Speaker 1: you'll see. Hi. Oh that's actually really hot. That move
Speaker 1: was hot. It's trying to do my dance, Timmy, tim
Speaker 1: pull up your pants, HOULI hooka pick my way? Just
Speaker 1: see from Prince. Did you see that debt? Yes? Well,
Speaker 1: I thank you little Now that was a surprisingly arousing
Speaker 1: he's a professional dancer. Where is that from his high
Speaker 1: school days? So he's in high school and he's on
Speaker 1: stage rapping and dancing. Black Nicki Minaj I couldn't condemn
Speaker 1: myself if I was his age, and I was sitting
Speaker 1: there in the audience, and I was meant to just
Speaker 1: go sit in English next to him. In an hour,
Speaker 1: I couldn't contain myself. He's a very beautiful man. There's
Speaker 1: an unfounded rumor that he spread chlamydia around his high school. Oh,
Speaker 1: I believe it. I wouldn't mind. Yeah, I'll have part
Speaker 1: of that Klavidia. I'll have some. Why hasn't he done?
Speaker 1: Does he do dancing in Wonka? Yes? And that's why
Speaker 1: I did Wonka because he wanted to have a bit
Speaker 1: of a jig. The person who cast him in Wonka
Speaker 1: had seen this jesse. This is another boy hit me
Speaker 1: with that beat? Oh need at least we go way back.
Speaker 1: Hell's kischen? Where's that first thing? She said? It let
Speaker 1: me dead. They should have held your ass back because
Speaker 1: you look young as Shitan homeland was turned into don't
Speaker 1: lamb me, and I'm getting don't want to daily to me?
Speaker 1: Tim the next slim shady, he's essentially Beethoven, He's Mathoven.
Speaker 1: And do you meet him the next slim shady? He's
Speaker 1: Timmy Tim. Timmy Tim is his name from now on.
Speaker 1: But I will say, do you remember Ann Hathaway, in
Speaker 1: a racing interview, said that a while ago she wasn't
Speaker 1: in touch with her hips, and I've never related to
Speaker 1: a statement from a celebrity mom. I was like, so true,
Speaker 1: I don't know when I dance, I can't make them
Speaker 1: do what I know they need to in order for
Speaker 1: me to look like I'm dancing. And what other people
Speaker 1: seem to be able to do, yeah their hip. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're able to make their hips go in the opposite
Speaker 1: direction to their body, whereas my hips just follow. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: which is why I think I look like I can't
Speaker 1: dance because I'm sorry, Sorry, that's what I did. My
Speaker 1: point is Timmy t it's very in touch with his hips.
Speaker 1: I'll say that, yes, and which is why I think
Speaker 1: that the process of spreading chlamydia was pleasant. And you
Speaker 1: realize through watching me clips, which I've spent a lot
Speaker 1: of time on YouTube, he's far more eccentric than his
Speaker 1: current career would have you believe. Interesting. He is eccentric.
Speaker 1: He's quirky, very quirky. A couple of other things. There
Speaker 1: are also just for the listeners who might have some
Speaker 1: spare time on their hands, there's also performances of him
Speaker 1: in musicals at school. Hot, and he's so good. You
Speaker 1: just remember going to a musical in high school and
Speaker 1: you would always fall in love with the guy. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah. As a heterosexual, I would fall in love
Speaker 1: with you guy sometimes the girl. Yeah, exactly, honest, like
Speaker 1: you have the voice for an angel. Yes, yes, yes yes.
Speaker 1: Videos of him starring musicals. There is also footage of
Speaker 1: him dancing the Soldier Boy. Oh, and he's very good
Speaker 1: at doing the Soldier Boy. Well. I was a few
Speaker 1: years younger than us. It's like five years younger than us,
Speaker 1: so he would have been probably in primary school when
Speaker 1: Soldier Boy came out, but he was advanced in terms
Speaker 1: of his relationship with his hip so I feel like
Speaker 1: he was very on top of our Yeah, he was
Speaker 1: very like hip hop. He loves pretty hop. Oh Timothy
Speaker 1: loves me but hot so oh that is all a
Speaker 1: bit of fun. Lill timmy, tim are you really with Kylie?
Speaker 1: I spent too much time in this rabbit hole. This
Speaker 1: question haunts me day in and day out because there
Speaker 1: are two components to it. One is Timothy Shallomey currently
Speaker 1: dating Kylie Jenner? And two, if he is, is it
Speaker 1: a pr relationship? This is something that comes up an
Speaker 1: awful lot. You'll just be at lunch with the girls
Speaker 1: and someone says, do you think Timothy and Kylie is
Speaker 1: a pr relationship? We don't have time to get into this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you have all day? Because I want to eat
Speaker 1: my lunch. Now, here's a bit of a timeline. They
Speaker 1: met in January of last year at Paris Fashion. They
Speaker 1: were seen laughing together. My question is about what about what? Yeah?
Speaker 1: In April, the gossip account dou Noir started posting rumors
Speaker 1: that they were a couple, and everyone was like, what
Speaker 1: a weird rumor what an unusual matching? But what a
Speaker 1: strange thing to make up? Yeap Yeah, and then TMZ
Speaker 1: released photos of Kylie's familiar black Range Rover parked outside
Speaker 1: Chalamay's home. What can we just sit for a moment
Speaker 1: on why it doesn't work in our heads? It's how
Speaker 1: they look together that sounds awful, But it just they
Speaker 1: don't exist in the same universe. No, for one, they're
Speaker 1: the same species, and I don't see it. I just
Speaker 1: he is unlike anyone she's ever dated. Here's quirky, here's eccentric.
Speaker 1: I don't see her as being either of those things.
Speaker 1: But she may be she may be. Well, remember when
Speaker 1: she did that a beautiful song, Rise and ras and shine,
Speaker 1: ras and shin. Yeah, that's very tim Maybe he sings
Speaker 1: that to store me. Yeah, that's actually a really good point.
Speaker 1: Are they the same age? Ish? Just about? Yeah? Okay.
Speaker 1: Soon after, an eyewitness told Daily Mail that they saw
Speaker 1: Chalomee getting into Jenna's car after leaving an art show
Speaker 1: in Santa Monica. He exited the event, looking around anxiously
Speaker 1: and texting constantly on his phone. Where are you, Kylie?
Speaker 1: I'm out the front. I am interested in this thing
Speaker 1: about like her familiar black rain Rover because doesn't everybody
Speaker 1: in LA have a black range Rover? Oh yeah maybe no?
Speaker 1: Is the number plate? Yeah true? A source told Entertainment
Speaker 1: Tonight they're keeping things casual at this point. It's not serious,
Speaker 1: but Kylie is enjoying hanging out with Timothy and seeing
Speaker 1: where it goes. It's been really fun for her because
Speaker 1: it feels a lot different than her past relationships. It's
Speaker 1: new and exciting for Kylie. She's having a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: Another insider told people they hang out every week, but
Speaker 1: it's not serious. She is getting to know him Kylie
Speaker 1: is having fun after years of back and forth with Travis,
Speaker 1: she just wants to date without any pressure. All right. Now.
Speaker 1: Something that is going to keep coming up throughout this
Speaker 1: section is who are these sources? If they're trying to
Speaker 1: keep it casual, why are you speaking to the press.
Speaker 1: But also I believe that these sources are Kylie Jenna
Speaker 1: trying to communicate the status of their relationship to Timothy. Ah. Yes,
Speaker 1: because it's awkward to have say in the lang. So
Speaker 1: I think she's been communicating where they're at via people.
Speaker 1: All right, yep, Yeah, She's like, we're just casually hanging out,
Speaker 1: but I like you. But she's told report is that
Speaker 1: in May, a source told Entertainment Tonight, a source the
Speaker 1: new couple were trying to keep things quiet. They're casually
Speaker 1: seeing each other, but are trying to keep it low key.
Speaker 1: Timothy loves that Kylie is such a hands on mud
Speaker 1: so Kylie said that, yeah, he appreciates her confidence and
Speaker 1: thinks she's incredibly beautiful. Okay, Kylie said that, yeah, Kylie
Speaker 1: is like Timmy. Timothy is obsessed with me. He thinks
Speaker 1: I'm beautiful and perfect, my great mum, I'm a really
Speaker 1: good businesswoman okay, Kylie. Travis Scott seemed to comment on
Speaker 1: Jenna's relationship with Challo May in a new track in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty three. What is a Travis Scott just a rapper?
Speaker 1: All right? Then the father of Stormy? Yeah? Does she
Speaker 1: have one child? No, she got Stormy and Air and
Speaker 1: they're both the child of Travis. And then because there
Speaker 1: was a child whose name she kept changing, that was
Speaker 1: Air Okay, a ir. I think it's pronounced air Okay. Now,
Speaker 1: Travis's rap seemingly referenced Challow May's role in Walker, which
Speaker 1: I think it's a low blow. Low blow that sucks.
Speaker 1: You know how sometimes you do things in your career
Speaker 1: and you think, let's forget X would have a field
Speaker 1: day with this. This is being sent around in group
Speaker 1: chats of people who don't like me, and I've got
Speaker 1: to live with that. Yeah, because I've been silly, and
Speaker 1: that's what wanker is. I think when the trailer came out,
Speaker 1: he was like, I Travis doesn't say this. Travis said, chocolate,
Speaker 1: ap and chocolate. The v's got the Williwonka factory. Burn
Speaker 1: an athlete like it's calories and find another flame hot
Speaker 1: as me bitch, Travis got the willifectory like this calorie.
Speaker 1: The thing about people sharing messages via rap is that
Speaker 1: it's never clear enough. No, no, no, it's always veiled
Speaker 1: in strange Like I love the reference to Willy Wonka,
Speaker 1: to be completely honest, I think that that's quite clear.
Speaker 1: But like Willy Wonka, you're the worst. I'm mad that
Speaker 1: you're with my baby Mama like something like that. With me,
Speaker 1: it doesn't look that good, bitch. That's yeah, that's a
Speaker 1: lot exactly. It's just that there's not a lot of
Speaker 1: clarity in the diss Now, there have been so many
Speaker 1: any statements. I think Timmy Tim should have replied and
Speaker 1: we should have got into a disbattled, not unlike Drake
Speaker 1: and and Kendrick. It could have gone full Drake and Kendrick. Yeah. True,
Speaker 1: we were curious about who might win in a fake
Speaker 1: rap battle between Trav and Timmy Tim. This time Timmy
Speaker 1: Tim pulled up your pants. But then there's the flame
Speaker 1: might as be effective. Now, there have been so many
Speaker 1: statements from sources about this couple that I genuinely believe
Speaker 1: they've been dating, but they're not sure if they're a
Speaker 1: couple and they're trying to work it out via the media.
Speaker 1: In August, A Sauce gave this source Kylie, Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: told us Weekly. Yeah, Kylie and Timothy haven't been spending
Speaker 1: that much time together recently, Okay, so they both pissed.
Speaker 1: Timothy hasn't been replying to a text for a few weeks, yep.
Speaker 1: When she's like, all right, I'll just convey that as
Speaker 1: clearly as I can through us Weekly. They love a
Speaker 1: statement that says they're keeping things schedule. Ye, which is
Speaker 1: the cool thing to do. Thinks casual not I'm a
Speaker 1: cool girl. I'll just I'll just tell us Weekly that
Speaker 1: we're keeping it cash. You would have seen. Kylie Jenner
Speaker 1: and Timothy Shalomy made their public debut at a Beyonce concept.
Speaker 1: They were filmed being really close, talking and kissing the other.
Speaker 1: Thing to know, Yeah, Timothy was smoking tucked. What Leo
Speaker 1: said he could do soft drugs, Yeah, true, true truth.
Speaker 1: He said, as long as he's not on the meth,
Speaker 1: as long as he's not injecting heroin at the concept, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he's not saying yes to some marvel thing, then
Speaker 1: he's planned by the rules. I don't love he's young.
Speaker 1: He might be having a vape addiction. No, if it
Speaker 1: wasn't a vape, it was a cigarette. I saw the photo.
Speaker 1: That's very French. Yeah. They then went to a fashion
Speaker 1: week event together in New York and to the US Open,
Speaker 1: where they kissed. Then El Mexico captured photos of Kylie
Speaker 1: Jenner at a Prida fashion show with her tear Timothy
Speaker 1: Challomay lock screen visible on her. Fun. Yeah, fun, And
Speaker 1: I just don't think he can fake a lock screen.
Speaker 1: In fairness, I'll probably be changing my lock screen after
Speaker 1: this podcast or picture of Timothy Shalamay, Well, it was
Speaker 1: them kissing. I don't have that. Yeah, so you don't
Speaker 1: have one of those. Challamay was asked about Jenna in
Speaker 1: an interview with GQ, and the reporter wrote that he
Speaker 1: bristles at the suggestion that he might not be entitled
Speaker 1: to a holy private life, and the reporter says if
Speaker 1: he really wanted to be left alone, he might not
Speaker 1: spend time with one of the foremost followed people on Instagram. Oh,
Speaker 1: you can't help the heart ones? What the heart one does?
Speaker 1: He can't help that he's fallen in love with Kylie,
Speaker 1: and Chalomage nodded and laughed and said, this reminds me
Speaker 1: of that recent South Park episode with the Worldwide Privacy Tour,
Speaker 1: that one that's a parody of Megan Markle and Prince Harry.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and he said sometimes people are going to
Speaker 1: be Hella confused when you say you're trying to live
Speaker 1: a private life, which want to have been no more people.
Speaker 1: This attachment is so hard. So he's trying to keep private. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Then when Chalet hosted SNL with me and You'll be
Speaker 1: in a world of shame with self promotion, Chris reposted
Speaker 1: the promotional video, Oh Chris, so Chris is like ya,
Speaker 1: go Moly's boyfriend, and she said, tune into SNL tonight. Okay,
Speaker 1: just because he's dating your daughter doesn't mean that you're
Speaker 1: his manager. Get out, get your finger out of that party.
Speaker 1: In December, a source told People that Kylie was officially
Speaker 1: calling Timothy her book. Frank, Kylie, you can't tell people
Speaker 1: before you tell Timothy we're officially boyfriend girlfriend. Read it
Speaker 1: here here, it's in the magazine. She's incredibly happy. The
Speaker 1: sauce said he's very supportive of her career and she
Speaker 1: of his. They both try to attend important events together.
Speaker 1: So apparently they have like great family values. It's just lovely.
Speaker 1: Challomae as a stepdad, this is just no. Apparently he
Speaker 1: hasn't spent a lot of time with the kids. Oh,
Speaker 1: she's introduced him to the kids as a friend of mummies. Interesting, Okay,
Speaker 1: I needed to know that. Yeah. According to a sauce Challo,
Speaker 1: May is in awe of everything she is accomplishing, right,
Speaker 1: and especially thinks she's an amazing mom. Yeah, okay, Kylie, Kylie. Now,
Speaker 1: at the Golden Globes in January, they didn't walk the
Speaker 1: red carpet together, but they did sit next to each other,
Speaker 1: and there's a clip where lip readers reckon they said
Speaker 1: I love you to each other. I did see that. Now.
Speaker 1: The other thing about the Golden Globes that I completely forgot, Jesse,
Speaker 1: do you remember that Selena Gomez went up to Taylor
Speaker 1: Swift told her something and then Taylor Swift's jaw dropped
Speaker 1: and everyone was convinced that Selena Gomez had said that
Speaker 1: she tried to get a photo with Timothy Shallow May
Speaker 1: and Kylie said, no, really, yeah that was what people
Speaker 1: thought it was. Do you think that's what I was? Yes, sir,
Speaker 1: I would never speculate. Selena Gomes starts shit all time.
Speaker 1: She always starts shit. I saw this. I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: say it. I need a moment. When Hailey and Justin
Speaker 1: announce their pregnancy, Selena had to post and everyone was like,
Speaker 1: she's gonna post, She's gonna post, and then she posted
Speaker 1: like I don't know a ring or something like she
Speaker 1: just leave her alone. I think she starts sh it.
Speaker 1: I do, I do? Okay, Well, even if she starts shit,
Speaker 1: what if it was true? Because remember Kylie is friends
Speaker 1: with Hailey Bean and they bully. Slightly weird for Selena
Speaker 1: Gomez to ask tim Timothy for a photo yea, the
Speaker 1: Golden Class. Yeah it does. I would, yeah, but you're
Speaker 1: not Selena Gomes. You're not the most followed person on Instagram.
Speaker 1: A reporter followed Schalame around asking asking about it, and
Speaker 1: he said him and Selena are cool and there was
Speaker 1: no beef. Lately, there have been rumors that Kylie's expecting
Speaker 1: Timothy's baby. Okay, fun, fun, although they've been shut and
Speaker 1: now people are curious about whether Timothy will be in
Speaker 1: the upcoming season of The Kardashians. Jesse, do you believe this?
Speaker 1: Relationship is real, I don't know, but I think about
Speaker 1: it more than I think about most things, and I
Speaker 1: can't decide. I think it's almost too weird to not
Speaker 1: be real. It's too weird. If it's a PR relationship,
Speaker 1: what a creative PR relationship? Yeah, but no one's more
Speaker 1: creative than the Kardashians. They're so creative. I mean, he's
Speaker 1: one of the most famous actors in the world, and
Speaker 1: I read recently that he is the only actor that
Speaker 1: can basically premiere a movie to box office number one
Speaker 1: from June to what was he in? Wanka like all
Speaker 1: of that. It just goes off because he's the biggest
Speaker 1: name in Hollywood. Yeah, I don't think he needs Kylie,
Speaker 1: and I don't think Kylie needs him. I think Kylie
Speaker 1: needs him, and I think that if Kylie needs him,
Speaker 1: then she and Chris will find a way to get him. Okay.
Speaker 1: I don't think it will last okay. And I also
Speaker 1: would say that if I was reading rumors about how
Speaker 1: my current boyfriend was giving everyone lamydia in high school,
Speaker 1: then I would get tested. I would the chlamydia rumor
Speaker 1: is completely unfounded. I'd like that on the record, Claire,
Speaker 1: have you seen the memes about how Timothy shallow Mate
Speaker 1: looks like a medieval shoe. Now that you say, yes,
Speaker 1: I have yep, yeah, and it's the shoe is brown.
Speaker 1: It kind of goes up at the end. It's like
Speaker 1: a little Elf and Shakespearean. I'm in a wooden theater shoe, yes, Frank.
Speaker 1: Kylie Jenner looks like she has my front face. She
Speaker 1: looks like she's applied a filter and it got stuck.
Speaker 1: You know how when we were kids, none was like
Speaker 1: full of silly face and the wind changes, you'll get stuck.
Speaker 1: She had a filter on. It got stuck. And now
Speaker 1: her face is always in Valenciaga or Valia. Her face
Speaker 1: is in Valencia, Vala and Valencia. So what I'm finding
Speaker 1: is it's like I'm watching a film where we've gone
Speaker 1: back in time. You know those films where it's like
Speaker 1: I think one is called about Time or something, or
Speaker 1: like Outlander, and we go back and we've got different
Speaker 1: periods and we've got a love story. This is what
Speaker 1: I feel like is happening. There's a glitch in the matrix.
Speaker 1: Timothay doesn't belong here. Kylie Jenner is ai, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't mean that offensively. She just is she is AI
Speaker 1: and I'm seeing them together and I'm like this, no compute.
Speaker 1: The other way I've seen Timothy Shower may described is
Speaker 1: plague boy. He looks like this, but he just looks
Speaker 1: like he exists in the time of a plague. He
Speaker 1: does look like he has suffered from plague in a
Speaker 1: hot way, such a way, like maybe he's just recovered
Speaker 1: and from bed rest. Kylie looks like she was vaccinated
Speaker 1: against the plague. And then it doesn't come near her. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: it would never touch her. I'll put it this way.
Speaker 1: Kylie looks like she'd survived the plate. Timothy doesn't. He
Speaker 1: looks pulnerable, he looks ponderable. Wonka chocolate bushes, chocolate trees,
Speaker 1: chocolate flower chocolate. Have I seen Wonka? No? Do I
Speaker 1: intend to, absolutely not. I will only appreciate Wonka as
Speaker 1: an out of context pie. Hugh Grant singing umpa lumpa
Speaker 1: dumpty doo is simply wild. I've got a tragic tail oil.
Speaker 1: I just think it's so weird that they made a
Speaker 1: movie called Wonka. It's also a weird move for Timothy Shallo,
Speaker 1: Ma and I feel like Leonardo DiCaprio meant, I don't
Speaker 1: do superhero movies, don't do hard drugs, do not do Wonk.
Speaker 1: I do Wonka. He did, he got interrupted and he
Speaker 1: forgot to finish that sentence. Jesse, I just want you
Speaker 1: to read a few reviews of Wonka. Yes, I was
Speaker 1: in hysterics, but I think I'm unhinged when it comes
Speaker 1: to wank. Okay, all right, here we go. Hated this movie.
Speaker 1: Wasn't expecting for a musical typo only like the Hugo
Speaker 1: song on Bolomba. I don't see nothing special on Timothy Challomey.
Speaker 1: It's nice that they did the pronunciation, even in their
Speaker 1: trolling review. I don't see anything special in Timothy Shalomet acting.
Speaker 1: They could have chosen someone else. Waste of time. Lost
Speaker 1: the concept of chocolate factory, which is clearly that person's
Speaker 1: favor that I just find it so funny of people
Speaker 1: analyzing like, yeah, well I liked up, but you are
Speaker 1: lost the contract. You lost the concept of chocolate factor.
Speaker 1: It wasn't enough chocolate factory. Where was Chocolate River? The
Speaker 1: only good parts were the bits that reference the old
Speaker 1: Willy Wonk and the chocolate factory really made me lose
Speaker 1: it continue. Okay, could have been more, could have had
Speaker 1: more catchy songs, and this is in capitals needed more
Speaker 1: damam lumpas. Overall, the cast was a mixed bag, with
Speaker 1: the weight of the entire movie basically being carried by
Speaker 1: Keag and Michael ket I don't know, no, no no,
Speaker 1: but continue, and surprisingly enough you Grant was oddly natural
Speaker 1: in the disgruntled roll. Who would have thought me, I
Speaker 1: think you've been waiting for that. I think Hugh Grant.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure he said this. He checked out ages ago.
Speaker 1: He's just he just needs a paycheck, and I think
Speaker 1: he saw that come along and he was like, I
Speaker 1: can't feel more shame, no, so hate me and put
Speaker 1: me in a job. I had to battle to finish
Speaker 1: watching Wonka. Every time characters burst into song, I actually
Speaker 1: screamed at the screen. Stop bloody sing stop bloody singing.
Speaker 1: Here's another one. The story is strange and it is
Speaker 1: hard to follow. It is we you know the story?
Speaker 1: Come on, it's rolled all everyone. Just sorry. I also
Speaker 1: wanted to watch this movie because I thought it would
Speaker 1: be about Wonka giving away the factory. Wasn't even about that,
Speaker 1: Just such strong feelings. I'm obsessed. I'm obsessed on the projects. Georgie,
Speaker 1: who hosts sometimes had to interview Timothy and I don't know,
Speaker 1: maybe Michael Keegan something someone else. And she went to
Speaker 1: ask the first question and they sung to her for
Speaker 1: like three minutes. They made a song that was like Georgie,
Speaker 1: but they just kept singing and it was like they
Speaker 1: were on hard drugs. It was like they had become
Speaker 1: so delude us. But I think she was their last
Speaker 1: interview and they're like, George, it was like an umpa
Speaker 1: Wonka song. Okay, it was like the whole interview and
Speaker 1: then she was like so wonker and they were clearly like,
Speaker 1: don't want to talk. This is amazing introduction. This is
Speaker 1: the best introduction I have. This is going to be George.
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about Wonka. It was a
Speaker 1: weird thing. It was a weird time. Wonka is strange.
Speaker 1: A telling Twitter thread, Jesse. There's a viral Twitter thread
Speaker 1: titled Problematic Things. Timothy Challamay has done a much needed
Speaker 1: thread and this on everyone who hits a certain prefile.
Speaker 1: I need you to read out the first few and
Speaker 1: try and kind of just summarize where gage all right,
Speaker 1: just the overall vibe of these people do God's work.
Speaker 1: They should win a Walkley. All right, cannibalism, ate your
Speaker 1: faves up. And then it's pictures of him in nice clothes.
Speaker 1: Oh he's so sexy, murder his looks can kill. I
Speaker 1: love this thread. Oh he's so hot. Sorry, I'm looking
Speaker 1: at the pictures. All right. Robbery stolen many hearts? Is
Speaker 1: this the most canceled this man has ever been? Here
Speaker 1: we go, broken bones from carrying industry on his back.
Speaker 1: I agree with that. One car has passed five hundred
Speaker 1: million dollars worldwide and has become the highest grossing film
Speaker 1: featuring Willie Wonka. How about the other one, Charlie in
Speaker 1: the Chocolate Factory with Violet. Yes, that was a brilliant film, Jess.
Speaker 1: It's because he's not canceled. He's not problem atic. He's
Speaker 1: never committed a cross. No, so they're like, robbery stole
Speaker 1: your heart. Yeah, well, well said Jesse. It's time for
Speaker 1: charges and sentences. Jesse, my charge. It is clear that Timothy,
Speaker 1: with his performances which are amazing, and everyone should go
Speaker 1: and have a look. He was a precocious teenager. Yep,
Speaker 1: he was very, very out there Yep, he backed himself.
Speaker 1: Who backed himself? And I charge him honestly with being
Speaker 1: a lot. Oh wow. Yeah, it was a lot which
Speaker 1: has manifested in Monca. Yeah, he has manifested in great things.
Speaker 1: But he was a lot as a teenager. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I think it was just a lot to handle. Okay
Speaker 1: my sentences. He needs to bring back a little Timmy
Speaker 1: Pim please. Honestly, his rap career would go nuts, and
Speaker 1: looking at those video it brings him immense joy. And
Speaker 1: there are so many celebrities. I mean, we've got Robert Pattinson.
Speaker 1: I would like to see Timothy have a failed musical
Speaker 1: career because I think that kind of makes you more Hollywood.
Speaker 1: He talked about Scarlly, your handsome recently failed music career,
Speaker 1: and she's quite good. Yeah, we've talked about Russell Krust,
Speaker 1: but it's more relatable. There's something very relatable about because
Speaker 1: I don't think he's going to fail in the whole
Speaker 1: acting thing. But I'd like to see myself more in Timothy,
Speaker 1: which I will see if he does have a very
Speaker 1: imperfect music career. Yeah, I want little Timmy tim back.
Speaker 1: The thing is, I actually don't think he'd fail because
Speaker 1: he's an excellent dancer, he's an excellent rapper, and he
Speaker 1: can sing. He's a triple threat. I think he could
Speaker 1: be kind of a Justin Bieber mm hmm, like you
Speaker 1: know when Justin Bieber did kind of a bit of
Speaker 1: rapping and what a bit hip hop. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: he could do that. I want it back, Jesse, what's
Speaker 1: your charging sentence? My charge is the Kylie and Timothy thing.
Speaker 1: To me is like an optical illusion that I can't
Speaker 1: stop looking at. It's a vortex that I fall into
Speaker 1: and I try and understand. I try and unscramble, and
Speaker 1: the more I try to unscramble, the more lost I become.
Speaker 1: It's sucking up my time energy. It is taking me
Speaker 1: away from my husband and child. Yeah, because I I'm
Speaker 1: in my home environment trying to understand the ununderstandable. And
Speaker 1: I go to bed at night and I think I'll
Speaker 1: go to sleep, I'll go to sleep, and then I
Speaker 1: go I don't see it. No, I don't see it.
Speaker 1: And is it a pr romance or did it start
Speaker 1: that way? And now they've fallen in love? Is it
Speaker 1: true love? Is it true love? And I don't know.
Speaker 1: I can't get my head. I'm going to be a
Speaker 1: child that's a mixture of Kylie Jenner and Timothy Shallom.
Speaker 1: I and you know what it requires of me, a
Speaker 1: hot take. I feel like at the lunch I need
Speaker 1: to have something to say. Quit. I don't have all
Speaker 1: because I can't sum it up in a sentence. Because
Speaker 1: I can't sum it up other than I'm confused. It's bizarre.
Speaker 1: It's a mess. I have questions. I have no answers.
Speaker 1: I exclusively have questions, which brings me to my sentence,
Speaker 1: which is love that Kylie is leaking. Love that it
Speaker 1: provides more evidence and more places for my brain to
Speaker 1: go when I'm ruminating at three am. What I need,
Speaker 1: what we need, the world needs is for Timoth Hay.
Speaker 1: We need his side, We need his side, We need
Speaker 1: him to start laking. He can link to his own magazines.
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's a French magazine called Monsieur. Go to
Speaker 1: Monsieur and say things like, Kylie thinks Timothy's a sexy rapper. Kylie,
Speaker 1: he's liked him ever since a little timmyt him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: exactly right. Kylie says his performance in Wonka was at
Speaker 1: once in a century performance. Just start Laking. She thinks
Speaker 1: he'd be a great father. Oh, I love it, love it, yep,
Speaker 1: I want more of that. We do need more of
Speaker 1: Timothy's perspective by getting a lot of Kylie Yep, yep, Jesse.
Speaker 1: That is all we have time for on today's episode.
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