WEBVTT - Timothée “Um Have You Heard Him Sing?” Chalamet

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to a MoMA Mia podcast. Mama Maya acknowledges

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<v Speaker 1>is recorded on Hello and welcome to Canceled, the podcast

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<v Speaker 1>that looks at Philly celebrity crimes and assigence charges and

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<v Speaker 1>sentences to them so we can all move on with

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<v Speaker 1>our lives. I'm Kless Stephens and I'm Jesse Stevens. And

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse we tried to start this podcast before, but you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't have a lazy Girl. I forgot it creeps up

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<v Speaker 1>on us every time. Just for transparency, we come to

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<v Speaker 1>this record. You've had to do nothing, absolutely nothing. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I had to prep a laser girls, which I forgot

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<v Speaker 1>to do exactly. So how you turn up with a

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<v Speaker 1>big smile on your face, excited canceled without doing the

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<v Speaker 1>one part you are meant to do? I found it.

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<v Speaker 1>Please tell me. I looked in our dms. But if

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<v Speaker 1>you noticed this meta AI thing that's now in the

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<v Speaker 1>dms And every time you try and search something is like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand what you're asking for, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking for lazy girl stories in my dms. How

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<v Speaker 1>complicated can it be? Sharon has she has a brief one.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think that this speaks to something that lazy

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<v Speaker 1>girls are familiar with. Sharon says, I think I've reached

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<v Speaker 1>peak lazy girl. Is it bad that I'd rather throw

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<v Speaker 1>out badly charred oven trays and buy new ones rather

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<v Speaker 1>than clean them. She's a lazy girl. Okay, let's just

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<v Speaker 1>be on it. We love the environment. We are sustainable girlies.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to appeal to jen Z, but I do

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<v Speaker 1>like the environment. Have I thrown out a plastic container

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<v Speaker 1>that has something growing in the bottom? Have I thrown

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<v Speaker 1>out the odd glass? Sometimes you just throw out a

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<v Speaker 1>feet because you go, I don't take this. How to

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<v Speaker 1>dispose of this appropriately? Yes? And it is not, as

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<v Speaker 1>Marie Condo would say, it is not sparking joy. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not sparking joy. I remember being in primary school and

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<v Speaker 1>mum would give us like teaspoons to eat because I

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<v Speaker 1>we've previously discussed actually on the baby bubble her Mum

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<v Speaker 1>never introduced me to solid so I think at like six,

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<v Speaker 1>I was still having here as. So I would have

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<v Speaker 1>this a pure thing for morning tea and she'd give

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<v Speaker 1>me a metal spoon. I remember, I'd finish and I'd

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<v Speaker 1>be like, I don't know what to do with this.

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<v Speaker 1>I just throw at the bin because you want to

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<v Speaker 1>put it in my school bag because it was all sticky. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they would come and there would come ants. Yeah. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm totally with Sharon. It's very, very bad. But genuinely,

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<v Speaker 1>can somebody tell us what are you meant to do

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<v Speaker 1>with child oven trade? I don't think you can take

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<v Speaker 1>them to Vini's. Okay. What I personally do is I

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<v Speaker 1>just put baking paper. Okay, sorry, I've actually never thrown

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<v Speaker 1>out one of those, but I do think it's a

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<v Speaker 1>lazy girl thing to look at something think ah meant

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<v Speaker 1>to love too much? Throw it out? Like even oven, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>full oven because it's got like bits of grease and everything.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, I'm just thinking, we take this out,

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<v Speaker 1>we throw it out, we get a new one. I

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<v Speaker 1>thought it. No, here's a question, have you ever cleaned

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<v Speaker 1>your oven? Sometime? I've noticed it on cleaning, like when

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<v Speaker 1>you do an end of lease clean and it's like,

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<v Speaker 1>do you want us to clean your oven? I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>people clean their ovens? How is what I thought the

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<v Speaker 1>warm clean day so true? Because those high temperatures kill geralized.

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<v Speaker 1>Same people are so stupid. I think my kettle's clean.

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<v Speaker 1>I really hope my kettles. Yeah, because all you do

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<v Speaker 1>is make it hot. And same with my microwave. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>kills anything in that. Yeah. You are about to enter

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<v Speaker 1>the canceled courtroom. The defendants are celebrities, the chargers are petty.

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<v Speaker 1>The rulings are final. Jesse. Today we're talking about tim

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<v Speaker 1>Tay shallow mate. I am treats of aacus. See that?

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<v Speaker 1>No game in a who of you're imagine me? They

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<v Speaker 1>cannot go on like this? How long? The billiards? I

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<v Speaker 1>gave him everything you didn't like. I'm happy I did,

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<v Speaker 1>and I waited and I never complained. I figured you

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<v Speaker 1>love me. How do you say his name Timothay? No

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<v Speaker 1>you don't. No, no, No, that's a whole subheading. So

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<v Speaker 1>we're not going to get into it, but I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to call him Timothy. No that Timothay was in Homeland,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that was going to be the best

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<v Speaker 1>thing I said, because that's what I watched that recently,

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<v Speaker 1>we did a whole episode on clear Days, which was

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<v Speaker 1>irrelevant to the culture, but incredibly relevant to me. President's

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<v Speaker 1>son who was going out with Dana. Yeah, and then

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<v Speaker 1>there was an incident. Do you remember they hit someone

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<v Speaker 1>in their car? Oh my gosh, I remember it. And

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<v Speaker 1>then he was like, let's lie and he played a

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<v Speaker 1>little villain. He played a little shit. Well, that's weird

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<v Speaker 1>that you say that, because Vulture wrote, I quote Timothy

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<v Speaker 1>shallow may is really good at playing a little shit. No,

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<v Speaker 1>they did it. They did. That is a direct quote. Oh, Jesse,

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<v Speaker 1>Timothy how shallow Maye? How that's not very French. It

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<v Speaker 1>might be. I don't know. I'm upset about how because

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<v Speaker 1>I think you've got this beautiful Timothy, You've got this

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful shower. Should it be and uncle? No, that's Italian hugo.

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<v Speaker 1>But Hal is very You gave up? Yeah you panicked. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I panicked. I didn't do a middle name. Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't give Luna. No Timothy hal challamey. I've got in

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<v Speaker 1>my notes. What is an American and French actor who

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<v Speaker 1>has been nominated? Is he French? No? He genuinely is,

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<v Speaker 1>but like was he mourn thet No, but his dad

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<v Speaker 1>is French and he speaks French. Him speaking French is

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<v Speaker 1>the hottest thing you've ever seen. Right, We looked together

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<v Speaker 1>He has been nominated for Academy Awards, Golden Globe Awards.

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<v Speaker 1>What was he nominated for an Academy Award for Call

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<v Speaker 1>Me by Your Name. Some of his nominations have come

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<v Speaker 1>from I'm not joking, Wonker, No that happened. Yeah, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>get to Wonka Jesse. It turned out that, in addition

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<v Speaker 1>to Timothy being very good playing a little shit, which

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<v Speaker 1>he did, he was only sixteen in Homeland, so that

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<v Speaker 1>was one of his first look younger. He looked about

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<v Speaker 1>He always looks like right now, I'd say he's twenty,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't feel like he is. No, he's twenty eight.

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<v Speaker 1>So it turned out he was very good at playing

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of things. He was also in Interstellar, Oh

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<v Speaker 1>I forgot, And then he got a lot of attention

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<v Speaker 1>as Elio in one of my favorite movies of all time,

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<v Speaker 1>based on one of my favorite books of all time,

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<v Speaker 1>Call Me by your Name? Ellio. Is it problematic? Absolutely?

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<v Speaker 1>Do I refuse to look into it further. Yeah, the

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<v Speaker 1>film itself isn't problematic. It's all people say that it

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<v Speaker 1>is a gap, the age gap. Oh, fiction can't be problematic,

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<v Speaker 1>And we did just for context. Yeah, we did an

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<v Speaker 1>episode on Army Hammer. Well, he start alongside friend of

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<v Speaker 1>the Gams the Glore, Roomy Hammer. Then he was in

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<v Speaker 1>Little Women Beautiful Boy. Do you remember that with Steve Carrell. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>that was a great movie. That was so good. I

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<v Speaker 1>forgot about that. It's no use, Joe, Joe, We've got

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<v Speaker 1>to have it out. I have won you ever since

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<v Speaker 1>I've known you, Joe. I couldn't help it. June and

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<v Speaker 1>June two, which my partner inexplicably refers to as Dune,

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<v Speaker 1>did that and he was like, I watched Dune and

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<v Speaker 1>then I rewind rewind what June June June, But Americans

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<v Speaker 1>say Dune. All my adult friends are going to the

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<v Speaker 1>cinema to see June Dune to June two. Yeah, apparently

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<v Speaker 1>it's really good. Yeah. And he was also in something

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<v Speaker 1>I'll get to Wonka. Timmy decided he wanted to do

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<v Speaker 1>acting in two thousand and eight after seeing Heath Ledger's

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<v Speaker 1>performance in the Dark Night. He says he went to

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<v Speaker 1>the cinema he remembers what cinema it was, and he

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<v Speaker 1>walked out a changed person. Yeah, we've all had that.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember seeing The Princess Diaries and being like, well

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<v Speaker 1>when I grew up. I want to be pretty, but like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not how it happened. I remember watching Freaky Friday

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<v Speaker 1>and being like, I'm going to be in a rock band.

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<v Speaker 1>What I was? I was actually profoundly changed after every

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<v Speaker 1>film I saw, particularly Crossroads, I walked out and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I am gonna wear a long sleeve top

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<v Speaker 1>with sleeves that get in my pastor source, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>sing a song with my girlfriends. Same. He applied to

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<v Speaker 1>a performing arts school in New York, and apparently it

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<v Speaker 1>was one teacher who insisted on him being accepted even

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<v Speaker 1>though he had been rejected in the interview, and the

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<v Speaker 1>teacher said, I gave him the highest score I've ever

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<v Speaker 1>given a kid. Au DITTIONI, I love that. You just

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<v Speaker 1>know he was great. Also when he was in Don't

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<v Speaker 1>Look Up with Leonardo DiCaprio, DiCaprio became about that movie. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he became a bit of a mentor. Apparently, Leonardo DiCaprio

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<v Speaker 1>has been quite a mentor to little Timmy, and he

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<v Speaker 1>has given him simple advice, which is no superhero movies

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<v Speaker 1>and no hard drugs. Great advice. What do you think

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<v Speaker 1>constitutes a hard drug? Yeah? Because you think a little

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<v Speaker 1>dabble in some of the soft stuff. Well yeah, because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like Leo, really, we're not doing our drugs. Assumed

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<v Speaker 1>you were. I assumed you were. And if in doubt,

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<v Speaker 1>to lighten the mood, put a whopope cushion on a chair.

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<v Speaker 1>He said, I have some prank ideas, Yes, but I

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<v Speaker 1>think that no superhero movie, No superhero movie is actually

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<v Speaker 1>a key to the success of Leonardo DiCaprio's career. Anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>I also think Leo has another little bit of advice,

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<v Speaker 1>but we'll get to that. Jesse. My structure for today

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<v Speaker 1>is as follows, how do you pronounce your name? Adolescent performances?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you really? With Kylie Wonka? And a telling Twitter thread? Jesse,

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<v Speaker 1>how do you pronounce your name? Name? This man has

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<v Speaker 1>so many names. He's Timothy, He's timoth Tay, He's Timmy,

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<v Speaker 1>his little Timmy tim who calls him a little Timmy tim.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get to it now. The thing is is that

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<v Speaker 1>there are so many examples of him saying his name differently,

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<v Speaker 1>actually introducing himself differently, and he's got the same thing

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<v Speaker 1>he says when he's asked by an interviewer, how do

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<v Speaker 1>you pronounce your name. He's like, oh, you can call

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<v Speaker 1>me anything, Timmy, Timothy, Doug Alex. But he uses the

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<v Speaker 1>same examples every time, so clearly people have always been like,

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<v Speaker 1>how do you say it? I find it hard when

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<v Speaker 1>I say how do I pronounce your name? And people

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<v Speaker 1>say call me anything, and I'm like, you don't know

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<v Speaker 1>how I'm in a bungle this. You don't know how

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<v Speaker 1>offensive my bungle will be? And then who's going to

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<v Speaker 1>get in trouble? It's not gonna be its ca me me, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so please tell me write it down, repeat it, and

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<v Speaker 1>when I stuff it up, correct me. I'm not good

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<v Speaker 1>with the pronunciation of your name. I need one choice

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<v Speaker 1>of how I say your name, and I think it

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<v Speaker 1>should be Timmy now, Jesse. These are a few grabs

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<v Speaker 1>of him saying his name differently. It's pronounced Timothy, It's

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<v Speaker 1>whatever you like. But I always thought, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if you guys. I thought it was tim because of

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<v Speaker 1>the double e's at the end. It's supposed to be.

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<v Speaker 1>But you could say Doug Alex. You have so many names,

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<v Speaker 1>you're Timothy, and because your dad's French, are you really Timothey?

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<v Speaker 1>It's supposed to be Timoti, but they always just seem

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<v Speaker 1>like too obnoxious requirement to put on people. So Timothy,

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<v Speaker 1>tim Timmy. After your third ask Alex, you can go

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<v Speaker 1>back to tim Otay. You know what's interesting about the

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<v Speaker 1>rapaid of that joke, never quite learns no, because they're like,

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<v Speaker 1>can I call you Doug? No? That would be weird.

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<v Speaker 1>That would be weird because everyone knows me as Timothy Shallomey.

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<v Speaker 1>It's my name, and I'm incredible, Like, I absolutely respect

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<v Speaker 1>his attachment to that joke. It's just that if I

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<v Speaker 1>was on Graham Norton and I delivered that joke and

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<v Speaker 1>it landed like that, I wouldn't probably retire it. Fine,

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<v Speaker 1>you wouldn't be using it again. I really enjoy this.

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<v Speaker 1>So it is Timoth it's supposed to be. But I

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<v Speaker 1>would never hold anyone to your mom name. In France,

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<v Speaker 1>they called me that, and like your mom never called no.

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<v Speaker 1>So apparently his mom never called him Timothy, So what

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<v Speaker 1>does his mum call him Timothy? So can't we just

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<v Speaker 1>call him Timothy? Yes? But there's a really funny TikTok

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<v Speaker 1>where it's these young girls talking to him and they say,

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<v Speaker 1>why is there a symbol over the e in your

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<v Speaker 1>name feels kind of pretentious. I think that's exactly what

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<v Speaker 1>my father and my mother are going for. How do

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<v Speaker 1>you know what pretentious? Me? I don't know what he's like.

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<v Speaker 1>It's exactly what it is. It is pretentious. Is it

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<v Speaker 1>pretentious to have a name that exists in another language?

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<v Speaker 1>Or is it racist to call it pretentious? Yes? But

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<v Speaker 1>I think because it's French, we can make that joke.

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<v Speaker 1>The French are always fair game, right, Yeah, that's just

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<v Speaker 1>what Sonny's birth certificate. Though it's not his fault if

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<v Speaker 1>in every interview he stopped them and went it's Timithate's

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, even if he did that is your name is?

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<v Speaker 1>It's fine. English people need to get better at trying.

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<v Speaker 1>They do, but it's embarrassing for me to try to

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<v Speaker 1>say him a day. What are you gonna call him

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<v Speaker 1>in this episode? Little Timmy Tim, Little Timmy Tim? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>which will make sense in a moment. Jesse adolescent performances.

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<v Speaker 1>If our high school drama performances existed on the internet,

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<v Speaker 1>we couldn't in Good Conscience city. No, we couldn't because

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<v Speaker 1>we're in our blacks with a black box miming. I

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<v Speaker 1>remember once I need a drama performance at school, and

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<v Speaker 1>there was a bit where we were meant to be

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<v Speaker 1>unveiling a portrait. Yeah, and thirty seconds before we were

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<v Speaker 1>going to go on stage, I went, oh, crap, we

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<v Speaker 1>don't have a portrait. So I grabbed a canvas from

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<v Speaker 1>the art room and dore a stick figure and put

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<v Speaker 1>it there, and then you unveiled the portrait to rock

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<v Speaker 1>laughter from the audience. It wasn't meant to be a guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Think I'm a comedian. I think that was not meant

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<v Speaker 1>to be funny. But that is the best reaction I've

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<v Speaker 1>ever got from a drama performance. I think I should

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<v Speaker 1>stop trying to be serious. I was not good at drama.

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<v Speaker 1>No Jesse. Firstly, Timmy had an amateur rap career while

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<v Speaker 1>attending his performing arts school in New York. Okay, his

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<v Speaker 1>name was Lil Timmy tim Wow, Okay, that is what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling him. He had one song that's quite catchy

0:14:38.709 --> 0:14:50.589
<v Speaker 1>called statistics Timmy. Let's go look at me. It's Timmy,

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<v Speaker 1>let's do a problem. Let's us see it's about statistics.

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<v Speaker 1>This is what happened when his Wonka coaster Hugh Grant,

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<v Speaker 1>was informed of Little Timmy. Tim You don't know about

0:15:06.389 --> 0:15:11.229
<v Speaker 1>Timmy Timm. How would we describe to is you know,

0:15:11.269 --> 0:15:14.989
<v Speaker 1>an awful digital footprint that exists of early on said

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<v Speaker 1>ambitious rap career that never materialized. Loo, Loo, look at me.

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<v Speaker 1>It's t Oh that's a treat. It's not bad. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>he's actually quite a talented rapper. But I almost have

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<v Speaker 1>the ick almost. Yeah, there's something not quite right about

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<v Speaker 1>it because he's HAPs backwards. Yeah. Hugh Grant in that

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<v Speaker 1>clip does not know what to think. Oh oh, I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know about that. No, no one thought you would, Hugh.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's another performance where you get to see he's dancing,

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<v Speaker 1>which I think is he a good dancer? Oh you'll see,

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<v Speaker 1>you'll see. Hi. Oh that's actually really hot. That move

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<v Speaker 1>was hot. It's trying to do my dance, Timmy, tim

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<v Speaker 1>pull up your pants, HOULI hooka pick my way? Just

0:16:09.029 --> 0:16:14.429
<v Speaker 1>see from Prince. Did you see that debt? Yes? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I thank you little Now that was a surprisingly arousing

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<v Speaker 1>he's a professional dancer. Where is that from his high

0:16:29.189 --> 0:16:32.669
<v Speaker 1>school days? So he's in high school and he's on

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<v Speaker 1>stage rapping and dancing. Black Nicki Minaj I couldn't condemn

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<v Speaker 1>myself if I was his age, and I was sitting

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<v Speaker 1>there in the audience, and I was meant to just

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<v Speaker 1>go sit in English next to him. In an hour,

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't contain myself. He's a very beautiful man. There's

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<v Speaker 1>an unfounded rumor that he spread chlamydia around his high school. Oh,

0:16:54.349 --> 0:16:57.269
<v Speaker 1>I believe it. I wouldn't mind. Yeah, I'll have part

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<v Speaker 1>of that Klavidia. I'll have some. Why hasn't he done?

0:17:00.109 --> 0:17:02.709
<v Speaker 1>Does he do dancing in Wonka? Yes? And that's why

0:17:02.709 --> 0:17:04.269
<v Speaker 1>I did Wonka because he wanted to have a bit

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<v Speaker 1>of a jig. The person who cast him in Wonka

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<v Speaker 1>had seen this jesse. This is another boy hit me

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<v Speaker 1>with that beat? Oh need at least we go way back.

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<v Speaker 1>Hell's kischen? Where's that first thing? She said? It let

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<v Speaker 1>me dead. They should have held your ass back because

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<v Speaker 1>you look young as Shitan homeland was turned into don't

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<v Speaker 1>lamb me, and I'm getting don't want to daily to me?

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<v Speaker 1>Tim the next slim shady, he's essentially Beethoven, He's Mathoven.

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<v Speaker 1>And do you meet him the next slim shady? He's

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<v Speaker 1>Timmy Tim. Timmy Tim is his name from now on.

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<v Speaker 1>But I will say, do you remember Ann Hathaway, in

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<v Speaker 1>a racing interview, said that a while ago she wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>in touch with her hips, and I've never related to

0:17:49.269 --> 0:17:51.549
<v Speaker 1>a statement from a celebrity mom. I was like, so true,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know when I dance, I can't make them

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<v Speaker 1>do what I know they need to in order for

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<v Speaker 1>me to look like I'm dancing. And what other people

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<v Speaker 1>seem to be able to do, yeah their hip. Yeah,

0:18:00.429 --> 0:18:02.389
<v Speaker 1>they're able to make their hips go in the opposite

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<v Speaker 1>direction to their body, whereas my hips just follow. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>which is why I think I look like I can't

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<v Speaker 1>dance because I'm sorry, Sorry, that's what I did. My

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<v Speaker 1>point is Timmy t it's very in touch with his hips.

0:18:16.069 --> 0:18:18.709
<v Speaker 1>I'll say that, yes, and which is why I think

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<v Speaker 1>that the process of spreading chlamydia was pleasant. And you

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<v Speaker 1>realize through watching me clips, which I've spent a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of time on YouTube, he's far more eccentric than his

0:18:31.029 --> 0:18:35.829
<v Speaker 1>current career would have you believe. Interesting. He is eccentric.

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<v Speaker 1>He's quirky, very quirky. A couple of other things. There

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<v Speaker 1>are also just for the listeners who might have some

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<v Speaker 1>spare time on their hands, there's also performances of him

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<v Speaker 1>in musicals at school. Hot, and he's so good. You

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<v Speaker 1>just remember going to a musical in high school and

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<v Speaker 1>you would always fall in love with the guy. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah yeah. As a heterosexual, I would fall in love

0:18:56.189 --> 0:18:59.269
<v Speaker 1>with you guy sometimes the girl. Yeah, exactly, honest, like

0:18:59.349 --> 0:19:01.189
<v Speaker 1>you have the voice for an angel. Yes, yes, yes yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Videos of him starring musicals. There is also footage of

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<v Speaker 1>him dancing the Soldier Boy. Oh, and he's very good

0:19:09.909 --> 0:19:13.029
<v Speaker 1>at doing the Soldier Boy. Well. I was a few

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<v Speaker 1>years younger than us. It's like five years younger than us,

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<v Speaker 1>so he would have been probably in primary school when

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<v Speaker 1>Soldier Boy came out, but he was advanced in terms

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<v Speaker 1>of his relationship with his hip so I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>he was very on top of our Yeah, he was

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<v Speaker 1>very like hip hop. He loves pretty hop. Oh Timothy

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<v Speaker 1>loves me but hot so oh that is all a

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<v Speaker 1>bit of fun. Lill timmy, tim are you really with Kylie?

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<v Speaker 1>I spent too much time in this rabbit hole. This

0:19:38.309 --> 0:19:40.909
<v Speaker 1>question haunts me day in and day out because there

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<v Speaker 1>are two components to it. One is Timothy Shallomey currently

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<v Speaker 1>dating Kylie Jenner? And two, if he is, is it

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<v Speaker 1>a pr relationship? This is something that comes up an

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<v Speaker 1>awful lot. You'll just be at lunch with the girls

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<v Speaker 1>and someone says, do you think Timothy and Kylie is

0:19:55.749 --> 0:19:59.509
<v Speaker 1>a pr relationship? We don't have time to get into this. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>do you have all day? Because I want to eat

0:20:03.109 --> 0:20:06.909
<v Speaker 1>my lunch. Now, here's a bit of a timeline. They

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<v Speaker 1>met in January of last year at Paris Fashion. They

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<v Speaker 1>were seen laughing together. My question is about what about what? Yeah?

0:20:16.589 --> 0:20:21.509
<v Speaker 1>In April, the gossip account dou Noir started posting rumors

0:20:21.509 --> 0:20:24.229
<v Speaker 1>that they were a couple, and everyone was like, what

0:20:24.389 --> 0:20:28.629
<v Speaker 1>a weird rumor what an unusual matching? But what a

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<v Speaker 1>strange thing to make up? Yeap Yeah, and then TMZ

0:20:33.789 --> 0:20:38.709
<v Speaker 1>released photos of Kylie's familiar black Range Rover parked outside

0:20:38.749 --> 0:20:41.869
<v Speaker 1>Chalamay's home. What can we just sit for a moment

0:20:41.949 --> 0:20:44.749
<v Speaker 1>on why it doesn't work in our heads? It's how

0:20:44.789 --> 0:20:47.429
<v Speaker 1>they look together that sounds awful, But it just they

0:20:47.469 --> 0:20:50.669
<v Speaker 1>don't exist in the same universe. No, for one, they're

0:20:50.949 --> 0:20:54.029
<v Speaker 1>the same species, and I don't see it. I just

0:20:54.709 --> 0:21:00.949
<v Speaker 1>he is unlike anyone she's ever dated. Here's quirky, here's eccentric.

0:21:01.629 --> 0:21:04.789
<v Speaker 1>I don't see her as being either of those things.

0:21:04.909 --> 0:21:07.509
<v Speaker 1>But she may be she may be. Well, remember when

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<v Speaker 1>she did that a beautiful song, Rise and ras and shine,

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<v Speaker 1>ras and shin. Yeah, that's very tim Maybe he sings

0:21:16.189 --> 0:21:19.109
<v Speaker 1>that to store me. Yeah, that's actually a really good point.

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<v Speaker 1>Are they the same age? Ish? Just about? Yeah? Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Soon after, an eyewitness told Daily Mail that they saw

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<v Speaker 1>Chalomee getting into Jenna's car after leaving an art show

0:21:31.189 --> 0:21:34.909
<v Speaker 1>in Santa Monica. He exited the event, looking around anxiously

0:21:35.309 --> 0:21:38.469
<v Speaker 1>and texting constantly on his phone. Where are you, Kylie?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm out the front. I am interested in this thing

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<v Speaker 1>about like her familiar black rain Rover because doesn't everybody

0:21:44.709 --> 0:21:46.909
<v Speaker 1>in LA have a black range Rover? Oh yeah maybe no?

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<v Speaker 1>Is the number plate? Yeah true? A source told Entertainment

0:21:50.269 --> 0:21:54.189
<v Speaker 1>Tonight they're keeping things casual at this point. It's not serious,

0:21:54.269 --> 0:21:57.029
<v Speaker 1>but Kylie is enjoying hanging out with Timothy and seeing

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<v Speaker 1>where it goes. It's been really fun for her because

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<v Speaker 1>it feels a lot different than her past relationships. It's

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<v Speaker 1>new and exciting for Kylie. She's having a lot of fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Another insider told people they hang out every week, but

0:22:08.349 --> 0:22:11.789
<v Speaker 1>it's not serious. She is getting to know him Kylie

0:22:11.829 --> 0:22:14.869
<v Speaker 1>is having fun after years of back and forth with Travis,

0:22:14.989 --> 0:22:18.429
<v Speaker 1>she just wants to date without any pressure. All right. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>Something that is going to keep coming up throughout this

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<v Speaker 1>section is who are these sources? If they're trying to

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<v Speaker 1>keep it casual, why are you speaking to the press.

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<v Speaker 1>But also I believe that these sources are Kylie Jenna

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<v Speaker 1>trying to communicate the status of their relationship to Timothy. Ah. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>because it's awkward to have say in the lang. So

0:22:40.829 --> 0:22:47.989
<v Speaker 1>I think she's been communicating where they're at via people.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, yep, Yeah, She's like, we're just casually hanging out,

0:22:51.989 --> 0:22:55.309
<v Speaker 1>but I like you. But she's told report is that

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<v Speaker 1>in May, a source told Entertainment Tonight, a source the

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<v Speaker 1>new couple were trying to keep things quiet. They're casually

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<v Speaker 1>seeing each other, but are trying to keep it low key.

0:23:07.109 --> 0:23:10.109
<v Speaker 1>Timothy loves that Kylie is such a hands on mud

0:23:10.869 --> 0:23:14.629
<v Speaker 1>so Kylie said that, yeah, he appreciates her confidence and

0:23:14.749 --> 0:23:19.629
<v Speaker 1>thinks she's incredibly beautiful. Okay, Kylie said that, yeah, Kylie

0:23:19.709 --> 0:23:22.949
<v Speaker 1>is like Timmy. Timothy is obsessed with me. He thinks

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<v Speaker 1>I'm beautiful and perfect, my great mum, I'm a really

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<v Speaker 1>good businesswoman okay, Kylie. Travis Scott seemed to comment on

0:23:32.669 --> 0:23:36.069
<v Speaker 1>Jenna's relationship with Challo May in a new track in

0:23:36.109 --> 0:23:39.149
<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty three. What is a Travis Scott just a rapper?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Then the father of Stormy? Yeah? Does she

0:23:42.989 --> 0:23:45.349
<v Speaker 1>have one child? No, she got Stormy and Air and

0:23:45.389 --> 0:23:49.029
<v Speaker 1>they're both the child of Travis. And then because there

0:23:49.029 --> 0:23:50.669
<v Speaker 1>was a child whose name she kept changing, that was

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<v Speaker 1>Air Okay, a ir. I think it's pronounced air Okay. Now,

0:23:55.149 --> 0:24:01.989
<v Speaker 1>Travis's rap seemingly referenced Challow May's role in Walker, which

0:24:02.109 --> 0:24:04.829
<v Speaker 1>I think it's a low blow. Low blow that sucks.

0:24:04.909 --> 0:24:06.709
<v Speaker 1>You know how sometimes you do things in your career

0:24:06.749 --> 0:24:10.909
<v Speaker 1>and you think, let's forget X would have a field

0:24:10.989 --> 0:24:13.429
<v Speaker 1>day with this. This is being sent around in group

0:24:13.509 --> 0:24:15.829
<v Speaker 1>chats of people who don't like me, and I've got

0:24:15.829 --> 0:24:18.629
<v Speaker 1>to live with that. Yeah, because I've been silly, and

0:24:18.669 --> 0:24:20.749
<v Speaker 1>that's what wanker is. I think when the trailer came out,

0:24:20.789 --> 0:24:25.509
<v Speaker 1>he was like, I Travis doesn't say this. Travis said, chocolate,

0:24:25.589 --> 0:24:30.509
<v Speaker 1>ap and chocolate. The v's got the Williwonka factory. Burn

0:24:30.549 --> 0:24:34.069
<v Speaker 1>an athlete like it's calories and find another flame hot

0:24:34.109 --> 0:24:43.189
<v Speaker 1>as me bitch, Travis got the willifectory like this calorie.

0:24:43.469 --> 0:24:46.589
<v Speaker 1>The thing about people sharing messages via rap is that

0:24:46.629 --> 0:24:49.349
<v Speaker 1>it's never clear enough. No, no, no, it's always veiled

0:24:49.389 --> 0:24:52.029
<v Speaker 1>in strange Like I love the reference to Willy Wonka,

0:24:52.109 --> 0:24:54.189
<v Speaker 1>to be completely honest, I think that that's quite clear.

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<v Speaker 1>But like Willy Wonka, you're the worst. I'm mad that

0:25:00.509 --> 0:25:02.669
<v Speaker 1>you're with my baby Mama like something like that. With me,

0:25:02.869 --> 0:25:05.309
<v Speaker 1>it doesn't look that good, bitch. That's yeah, that's a

0:25:05.349 --> 0:25:07.029
<v Speaker 1>lot exactly. It's just that there's not a lot of

0:25:07.029 --> 0:25:10.109
<v Speaker 1>clarity in the diss Now, there have been so many

0:25:10.149 --> 0:25:14.989
<v Speaker 1>any statements. I think Timmy Tim should have replied and

0:25:14.989 --> 0:25:17.749
<v Speaker 1>we should have got into a disbattled, not unlike Drake

0:25:17.829 --> 0:25:21.669
<v Speaker 1>and and Kendrick. It could have gone full Drake and Kendrick. Yeah. True,

0:25:21.709 --> 0:25:24.589
<v Speaker 1>we were curious about who might win in a fake

0:25:24.669 --> 0:25:28.109
<v Speaker 1>rap battle between Trav and Timmy Tim. This time Timmy

0:25:28.149 --> 0:25:30.429
<v Speaker 1>Tim pulled up your pants. But then there's the flame

0:25:30.549 --> 0:25:37.509
<v Speaker 1>might as be effective. Now, there have been so many

0:25:37.549 --> 0:25:41.909
<v Speaker 1>statements from sources about this couple that I genuinely believe

0:25:41.909 --> 0:25:44.029
<v Speaker 1>they've been dating, but they're not sure if they're a

0:25:44.029 --> 0:25:47.029
<v Speaker 1>couple and they're trying to work it out via the media.

0:25:47.109 --> 0:25:50.909
<v Speaker 1>In August, A Sauce gave this source Kylie, Yes, okay,

0:25:51.309 --> 0:25:54.589
<v Speaker 1>told us Weekly. Yeah, Kylie and Timothy haven't been spending

0:25:54.589 --> 0:25:56.909
<v Speaker 1>that much time together recently, Okay, so they both pissed.

0:25:57.309 --> 0:25:59.629
<v Speaker 1>Timothy hasn't been replying to a text for a few weeks, yep.

0:25:59.669 --> 0:26:02.269
<v Speaker 1>When she's like, all right, I'll just convey that as

0:26:02.309 --> 0:26:05.069
<v Speaker 1>clearly as I can through us Weekly. They love a

0:26:05.149 --> 0:26:08.469
<v Speaker 1>statement that says they're keeping things schedule. Ye, which is

0:26:08.509 --> 0:26:11.229
<v Speaker 1>the cool thing to do. Thinks casual not I'm a

0:26:11.229 --> 0:26:13.829
<v Speaker 1>cool girl. I'll just I'll just tell us Weekly that

0:26:13.869 --> 0:26:17.189
<v Speaker 1>we're keeping it cash. You would have seen. Kylie Jenner

0:26:17.189 --> 0:26:20.869
<v Speaker 1>and Timothy Shalomy made their public debut at a Beyonce concept.

0:26:21.789 --> 0:26:27.309
<v Speaker 1>They were filmed being really close, talking and kissing the other.

0:26:27.349 --> 0:26:32.629
<v Speaker 1>Thing to know, Yeah, Timothy was smoking tucked. What Leo

0:26:32.709 --> 0:26:35.349
<v Speaker 1>said he could do soft drugs, Yeah, true, true truth.

0:26:35.389 --> 0:26:36.989
<v Speaker 1>He said, as long as he's not on the meth,

0:26:37.029 --> 0:26:39.869
<v Speaker 1>as long as he's not injecting heroin at the concept, Yeah,

0:26:39.909 --> 0:26:44.509
<v Speaker 1>and he's not saying yes to some marvel thing, then

0:26:44.549 --> 0:26:48.069
<v Speaker 1>he's planned by the rules. I don't love he's young.

0:26:48.509 --> 0:26:51.429
<v Speaker 1>He might be having a vape addiction. No, if it

0:26:51.469 --> 0:26:53.909
<v Speaker 1>wasn't a vape, it was a cigarette. I saw the photo.

0:26:54.149 --> 0:26:57.589
<v Speaker 1>That's very French. Yeah. They then went to a fashion

0:26:58.069 --> 0:27:01.029
<v Speaker 1>week event together in New York and to the US Open,

0:27:01.109 --> 0:27:06.189
<v Speaker 1>where they kissed. Then El Mexico captured photos of Kylie

0:27:06.269 --> 0:27:10.469
<v Speaker 1>Jenner at a Prida fashion show with her tear Timothy

0:27:10.549 --> 0:27:16.389
<v Speaker 1>Challomay lock screen visible on her. Fun. Yeah, fun, And

0:27:16.629 --> 0:27:18.429
<v Speaker 1>I just don't think he can fake a lock screen.

0:27:18.629 --> 0:27:22.269
<v Speaker 1>In fairness, I'll probably be changing my lock screen after

0:27:22.309 --> 0:27:25.589
<v Speaker 1>this podcast or picture of Timothy Shalamay, Well, it was

0:27:25.669 --> 0:27:28.669
<v Speaker 1>them kissing. I don't have that. Yeah, so you don't

0:27:28.669 --> 0:27:31.429
<v Speaker 1>have one of those. Challamay was asked about Jenna in

0:27:31.469 --> 0:27:35.989
<v Speaker 1>an interview with GQ, and the reporter wrote that he

0:27:36.069 --> 0:27:38.829
<v Speaker 1>bristles at the suggestion that he might not be entitled

0:27:38.869 --> 0:27:42.389
<v Speaker 1>to a holy private life, and the reporter says if

0:27:42.389 --> 0:27:44.909
<v Speaker 1>he really wanted to be left alone, he might not

0:27:45.069 --> 0:27:48.389
<v Speaker 1>spend time with one of the foremost followed people on Instagram. Oh,

0:27:48.429 --> 0:27:50.789
<v Speaker 1>you can't help the heart ones? What the heart one does?

0:27:50.829 --> 0:27:53.069
<v Speaker 1>He can't help that he's fallen in love with Kylie,

0:27:53.109 --> 0:27:57.029
<v Speaker 1>and Chalomage nodded and laughed and said, this reminds me

0:27:57.069 --> 0:28:00.549
<v Speaker 1>of that recent South Park episode with the Worldwide Privacy Tour,

0:28:01.229 --> 0:28:03.869
<v Speaker 1>that one that's a parody of Megan Markle and Prince Harry.

0:28:03.949 --> 0:28:06.149
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, and he said sometimes people are going to

0:28:06.149 --> 0:28:08.389
<v Speaker 1>be Hella confused when you say you're trying to live

0:28:08.509 --> 0:28:10.589
<v Speaker 1>a private life, which want to have been no more people.

0:28:10.709 --> 0:28:13.709
<v Speaker 1>This attachment is so hard. So he's trying to keep private. Yeah.

0:28:13.749 --> 0:28:20.469
<v Speaker 1>Then when Chalet hosted SNL with me and You'll be

0:28:21.709 --> 0:28:27.949
<v Speaker 1>in a world of shame with self promotion, Chris reposted

0:28:27.949 --> 0:28:31.629
<v Speaker 1>the promotional video, Oh Chris, so Chris is like ya,

0:28:31.909 --> 0:28:37.309
<v Speaker 1>go Moly's boyfriend, and she said, tune into SNL tonight. Okay,

0:28:37.509 --> 0:28:40.989
<v Speaker 1>just because he's dating your daughter doesn't mean that you're

0:28:41.029 --> 0:28:45.829
<v Speaker 1>his manager. Get out, get your finger out of that party.

0:28:46.629 --> 0:28:50.269
<v Speaker 1>In December, a source told People that Kylie was officially

0:28:50.509 --> 0:28:54.109
<v Speaker 1>calling Timothy her book. Frank, Kylie, you can't tell people

0:28:54.149 --> 0:28:57.709
<v Speaker 1>before you tell Timothy we're officially boyfriend girlfriend. Read it

0:28:57.909 --> 0:29:01.469
<v Speaker 1>here here, it's in the magazine. She's incredibly happy. The

0:29:01.509 --> 0:29:04.029
<v Speaker 1>sauce said he's very supportive of her career and she

0:29:04.109 --> 0:29:06.789
<v Speaker 1>of his. They both try to attend important events together.

0:29:07.149 --> 0:29:10.669
<v Speaker 1>So apparently they have like great family values. It's just lovely.

0:29:10.989 --> 0:29:14.029
<v Speaker 1>Challomae as a stepdad, this is just no. Apparently he

0:29:14.029 --> 0:29:16.429
<v Speaker 1>hasn't spent a lot of time with the kids. Oh,

0:29:16.469 --> 0:29:19.829
<v Speaker 1>she's introduced him to the kids as a friend of mummies. Interesting, Okay,

0:29:19.829 --> 0:29:23.109
<v Speaker 1>I needed to know that. Yeah. According to a sauce Challo,

0:29:23.189 --> 0:29:26.349
<v Speaker 1>May is in awe of everything she is accomplishing, right,

0:29:26.829 --> 0:29:31.869
<v Speaker 1>and especially thinks she's an amazing mom. Yeah, okay, Kylie, Kylie. Now,

0:29:32.189 --> 0:29:34.429
<v Speaker 1>at the Golden Globes in January, they didn't walk the

0:29:34.469 --> 0:29:36.909
<v Speaker 1>red carpet together, but they did sit next to each other,

0:29:37.269 --> 0:29:39.989
<v Speaker 1>and there's a clip where lip readers reckon they said

0:29:39.989 --> 0:29:42.989
<v Speaker 1>I love you to each other. I did see that. Now.

0:29:43.029 --> 0:29:46.229
<v Speaker 1>The other thing about the Golden Globes that I completely forgot, Jesse,

0:29:46.509 --> 0:29:49.629
<v Speaker 1>do you remember that Selena Gomez went up to Taylor

0:29:49.709 --> 0:29:53.189
<v Speaker 1>Swift told her something and then Taylor Swift's jaw dropped

0:29:53.389 --> 0:29:56.509
<v Speaker 1>and everyone was convinced that Selena Gomez had said that

0:29:56.549 --> 0:29:58.869
<v Speaker 1>she tried to get a photo with Timothy Shallow May

0:29:59.069 --> 0:30:02.909
<v Speaker 1>and Kylie said, no, really, yeah that was what people

0:30:02.909 --> 0:30:05.549
<v Speaker 1>thought it was. Do you think that's what I was? Yes, sir,

0:30:06.429 --> 0:30:10.429
<v Speaker 1>I would never speculate. Selena Gomes starts shit all time.

0:30:11.589 --> 0:30:14.629
<v Speaker 1>She always starts shit. I saw this. I'm just gonna

0:30:14.629 --> 0:30:17.789
<v Speaker 1>say it. I need a moment. When Hailey and Justin

0:30:18.509 --> 0:30:23.189
<v Speaker 1>announce their pregnancy, Selena had to post and everyone was like,

0:30:23.229 --> 0:30:25.269
<v Speaker 1>she's gonna post, She's gonna post, and then she posted

0:30:25.349 --> 0:30:28.069
<v Speaker 1>like I don't know a ring or something like she

0:30:28.389 --> 0:30:32.149
<v Speaker 1>just leave her alone. I think she starts sh it.

0:30:32.309 --> 0:30:35.269
<v Speaker 1>I do, I do? Okay, Well, even if she starts shit,

0:30:35.869 --> 0:30:39.829
<v Speaker 1>what if it was true? Because remember Kylie is friends

0:30:39.869 --> 0:30:46.229
<v Speaker 1>with Hailey Bean and they bully. Slightly weird for Selena

0:30:46.269 --> 0:30:48.949
<v Speaker 1>Gomez to ask tim Timothy for a photo yea, the

0:30:48.949 --> 0:30:51.829
<v Speaker 1>Golden Class. Yeah it does. I would, yeah, but you're

0:30:51.869 --> 0:30:56.389
<v Speaker 1>not Selena Gomes. You're not the most followed person on Instagram.

0:30:56.429 --> 0:31:01.069
<v Speaker 1>A reporter followed Schalame around asking asking about it, and

0:31:01.109 --> 0:31:03.509
<v Speaker 1>he said him and Selena are cool and there was

0:31:03.589 --> 0:31:06.989
<v Speaker 1>no beef. Lately, there have been rumors that Kylie's expecting

0:31:06.989 --> 0:31:11.029
<v Speaker 1>Timothy's baby. Okay, fun, fun, although they've been shut and

0:31:11.069 --> 0:31:13.989
<v Speaker 1>now people are curious about whether Timothy will be in

0:31:14.029 --> 0:31:17.389
<v Speaker 1>the upcoming season of The Kardashians. Jesse, do you believe this?

0:31:17.469 --> 0:31:20.989
<v Speaker 1>Relationship is real, I don't know, but I think about

0:31:21.029 --> 0:31:22.989
<v Speaker 1>it more than I think about most things, and I

0:31:23.109 --> 0:31:26.829
<v Speaker 1>can't decide. I think it's almost too weird to not

0:31:26.869 --> 0:31:30.229
<v Speaker 1>be real. It's too weird. If it's a PR relationship,

0:31:30.349 --> 0:31:33.229
<v Speaker 1>what a creative PR relationship? Yeah, but no one's more

0:31:33.229 --> 0:31:37.909
<v Speaker 1>creative than the Kardashians. They're so creative. I mean, he's

0:31:37.909 --> 0:31:40.229
<v Speaker 1>one of the most famous actors in the world, and

0:31:40.869 --> 0:31:44.709
<v Speaker 1>I read recently that he is the only actor that

0:31:44.909 --> 0:31:50.349
<v Speaker 1>can basically premiere a movie to box office number one

0:31:51.189 --> 0:31:54.469
<v Speaker 1>from June to what was he in? Wanka like all

0:31:54.469 --> 0:31:56.709
<v Speaker 1>of that. It just goes off because he's the biggest

0:31:56.749 --> 0:31:59.669
<v Speaker 1>name in Hollywood. Yeah, I don't think he needs Kylie,

0:31:59.709 --> 0:32:02.029
<v Speaker 1>and I don't think Kylie needs him. I think Kylie

0:32:02.109 --> 0:32:04.629
<v Speaker 1>needs him, and I think that if Kylie needs him,

0:32:04.669 --> 0:32:07.469
<v Speaker 1>then she and Chris will find a way to get him. Okay.

0:32:07.869 --> 0:32:10.749
<v Speaker 1>I don't think it will last okay. And I also

0:32:10.789 --> 0:32:12.949
<v Speaker 1>would say that if I was reading rumors about how

0:32:13.189 --> 0:32:15.909
<v Speaker 1>my current boyfriend was giving everyone lamydia in high school,

0:32:15.949 --> 0:32:20.789
<v Speaker 1>then I would get tested. I would the chlamydia rumor

0:32:20.869 --> 0:32:23.429
<v Speaker 1>is completely unfounded. I'd like that on the record, Claire,

0:32:23.469 --> 0:32:27.909
<v Speaker 1>have you seen the memes about how Timothy shallow Mate

0:32:28.189 --> 0:32:31.589
<v Speaker 1>looks like a medieval shoe. Now that you say, yes,

0:32:31.589 --> 0:32:34.069
<v Speaker 1>I have yep, yeah, and it's the shoe is brown.

0:32:34.069 --> 0:32:35.269
<v Speaker 1>It kind of goes up at the end. It's like

0:32:35.309 --> 0:32:41.309
<v Speaker 1>a little Elf and Shakespearean. I'm in a wooden theater shoe, yes, Frank.

0:32:41.669 --> 0:32:44.829
<v Speaker 1>Kylie Jenner looks like she has my front face. She

0:32:44.909 --> 0:32:47.869
<v Speaker 1>looks like she's applied a filter and it got stuck.

0:32:47.909 --> 0:32:49.549
<v Speaker 1>You know how when we were kids, none was like

0:32:49.589 --> 0:32:52.269
<v Speaker 1>full of silly face and the wind changes, you'll get stuck.

0:32:52.469 --> 0:32:54.029
<v Speaker 1>She had a filter on. It got stuck. And now

0:32:54.029 --> 0:33:00.429
<v Speaker 1>her face is always in Valenciaga or Valia. Her face

0:33:00.509 --> 0:33:06.989
<v Speaker 1>is in Valencia, Vala and Valencia. So what I'm finding

0:33:07.189 --> 0:33:09.749
<v Speaker 1>is it's like I'm watching a film where we've gone

0:33:09.789 --> 0:33:12.949
<v Speaker 1>back in time. You know those films where it's like

0:33:13.229 --> 0:33:16.069
<v Speaker 1>I think one is called about Time or something, or

0:33:16.229 --> 0:33:19.629
<v Speaker 1>like Outlander, and we go back and we've got different

0:33:19.669 --> 0:33:22.989
<v Speaker 1>periods and we've got a love story. This is what

0:33:23.029 --> 0:33:25.709
<v Speaker 1>I feel like is happening. There's a glitch in the matrix.

0:33:26.109 --> 0:33:33.669
<v Speaker 1>Timothay doesn't belong here. Kylie Jenner is ai, Yeah, I

0:33:33.749 --> 0:33:37.229
<v Speaker 1>don't mean that offensively. She just is she is AI

0:33:37.869 --> 0:33:41.989
<v Speaker 1>and I'm seeing them together and I'm like this, no compute.

0:33:42.109 --> 0:33:44.469
<v Speaker 1>The other way I've seen Timothy Shower may described is

0:33:44.669 --> 0:33:48.749
<v Speaker 1>plague boy. He looks like this, but he just looks

0:33:48.749 --> 0:33:50.949
<v Speaker 1>like he exists in the time of a plague. He

0:33:51.029 --> 0:33:54.069
<v Speaker 1>does look like he has suffered from plague in a

0:33:54.109 --> 0:33:57.909
<v Speaker 1>hot way, such a way, like maybe he's just recovered

0:33:58.789 --> 0:34:02.669
<v Speaker 1>and from bed rest. Kylie looks like she was vaccinated

0:34:03.389 --> 0:34:07.909
<v Speaker 1>against the plague. And then it doesn't come near her. No, no, no,

0:34:07.949 --> 0:34:10.309
<v Speaker 1>it would never touch her. I'll put it this way.

0:34:10.589 --> 0:34:15.029
<v Speaker 1>Kylie looks like she'd survived the plate. Timothy doesn't. He

0:34:15.189 --> 0:34:29.709
<v Speaker 1>looks pulnerable, he looks ponderable. Wonka chocolate bushes, chocolate trees,

0:34:30.829 --> 0:34:37.189
<v Speaker 1>chocolate flower chocolate. Have I seen Wonka? No? Do I

0:34:37.269 --> 0:34:42.149
<v Speaker 1>intend to, absolutely not. I will only appreciate Wonka as

0:34:42.189 --> 0:34:47.309
<v Speaker 1>an out of context pie. Hugh Grant singing umpa lumpa

0:34:47.349 --> 0:34:55.869
<v Speaker 1>dumpty doo is simply wild. I've got a tragic tail oil.

0:34:58.789 --> 0:35:02.109
<v Speaker 1>I just think it's so weird that they made a

0:35:02.189 --> 0:35:06.989
<v Speaker 1>movie called Wonka. It's also a weird move for Timothy Shallo,

0:35:07.029 --> 0:35:10.389
<v Speaker 1>Ma and I feel like Leonardo DiCaprio meant, I don't

0:35:10.389 --> 0:35:14.669
<v Speaker 1>do superhero movies, don't do hard drugs, do not do Wonk.

0:35:14.749 --> 0:35:17.469
<v Speaker 1>I do Wonka. He did, he got interrupted and he

0:35:17.509 --> 0:35:21.189
<v Speaker 1>forgot to finish that sentence. Jesse, I just want you

0:35:21.589 --> 0:35:25.389
<v Speaker 1>to read a few reviews of Wonka. Yes, I was

0:35:25.469 --> 0:35:29.549
<v Speaker 1>in hysterics, but I think I'm unhinged when it comes

0:35:29.589 --> 0:35:33.189
<v Speaker 1>to wank. Okay, all right, here we go. Hated this movie.

0:35:33.509 --> 0:35:37.429
<v Speaker 1>Wasn't expecting for a musical typo only like the Hugo

0:35:37.869 --> 0:35:41.709
<v Speaker 1>song on Bolomba. I don't see nothing special on Timothy Challomey.

0:35:41.749 --> 0:35:43.829
<v Speaker 1>It's nice that they did the pronunciation, even in their

0:35:43.829 --> 0:35:47.389
<v Speaker 1>trolling review. I don't see anything special in Timothy Shalomet acting.

0:35:47.509 --> 0:35:50.589
<v Speaker 1>They could have chosen someone else. Waste of time. Lost

0:35:50.669 --> 0:35:53.749
<v Speaker 1>the concept of chocolate factory, which is clearly that person's

0:35:53.789 --> 0:35:56.629
<v Speaker 1>favor that I just find it so funny of people

0:35:56.709 --> 0:36:00.989
<v Speaker 1>analyzing like, yeah, well I liked up, but you are

0:36:01.069 --> 0:36:04.069
<v Speaker 1>lost the contract. You lost the concept of chocolate factor.

0:36:04.109 --> 0:36:07.389
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't enough chocolate factory. Where was Chocolate River? The

0:36:07.469 --> 0:36:09.429
<v Speaker 1>only good parts were the bits that reference the old

0:36:09.469 --> 0:36:14.869
<v Speaker 1>Willy Wonk and the chocolate factory really made me lose

0:36:14.909 --> 0:36:18.629
<v Speaker 1>it continue. Okay, could have been more, could have had

0:36:18.669 --> 0:36:22.589
<v Speaker 1>more catchy songs, and this is in capitals needed more

0:36:22.829 --> 0:36:34.989
<v Speaker 1>damam lumpas. Overall, the cast was a mixed bag, with

0:36:35.069 --> 0:36:38.149
<v Speaker 1>the weight of the entire movie basically being carried by

0:36:38.229 --> 0:36:40.229
<v Speaker 1>Keag and Michael ket I don't know, no, no no,

0:36:40.309 --> 0:36:45.029
<v Speaker 1>but continue, and surprisingly enough you Grant was oddly natural

0:36:45.029 --> 0:36:49.109
<v Speaker 1>in the disgruntled roll. Who would have thought me, I

0:36:49.109 --> 0:36:51.309
<v Speaker 1>think you've been waiting for that. I think Hugh Grant.

0:36:51.349 --> 0:36:53.269
<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty sure he said this. He checked out ages ago.

0:36:53.309 --> 0:36:55.069
<v Speaker 1>He's just he just needs a paycheck, and I think

0:36:55.109 --> 0:36:57.469
<v Speaker 1>he saw that come along and he was like, I

0:36:57.509 --> 0:37:03.549
<v Speaker 1>can't feel more shame, no, so hate me and put

0:37:03.629 --> 0:37:13.069
<v Speaker 1>me in a job. I had to battle to finish

0:37:13.069 --> 0:37:16.429
<v Speaker 1>watching Wonka. Every time characters burst into song, I actually

0:37:17.909 --> 0:37:22.989
<v Speaker 1>screamed at the screen. Stop bloody sing stop bloody singing.

0:37:23.189 --> 0:37:26.149
<v Speaker 1>Here's another one. The story is strange and it is

0:37:26.149 --> 0:37:29.269
<v Speaker 1>hard to follow. It is we you know the story?

0:37:29.269 --> 0:37:33.269
<v Speaker 1>Come on, it's rolled all everyone. Just sorry. I also

0:37:33.309 --> 0:37:35.309
<v Speaker 1>wanted to watch this movie because I thought it would

0:37:35.309 --> 0:37:39.069
<v Speaker 1>be about Wonka giving away the factory. Wasn't even about that,

0:37:42.069 --> 0:37:50.949
<v Speaker 1>Just such strong feelings. I'm obsessed. I'm obsessed on the projects. Georgie,

0:37:51.109 --> 0:37:54.229
<v Speaker 1>who hosts sometimes had to interview Timothy and I don't know,

0:37:54.269 --> 0:37:57.149
<v Speaker 1>maybe Michael Keegan something someone else. And she went to

0:37:57.189 --> 0:37:59.429
<v Speaker 1>ask the first question and they sung to her for

0:37:59.469 --> 0:38:02.269
<v Speaker 1>like three minutes. They made a song that was like Georgie,

0:38:02.989 --> 0:38:05.709
<v Speaker 1>but they just kept singing and it was like they

0:38:05.749 --> 0:38:09.429
<v Speaker 1>were on hard drugs. It was like they had become

0:38:09.589 --> 0:38:11.749
<v Speaker 1>so delude us. But I think she was their last

0:38:11.749 --> 0:38:14.829
<v Speaker 1>interview and they're like, George, it was like an umpa

0:38:14.869 --> 0:38:16.909
<v Speaker 1>Wonka song. Okay, it was like the whole interview and

0:38:16.949 --> 0:38:18.949
<v Speaker 1>then she was like so wonker and they were clearly like,

0:38:19.069 --> 0:38:26.989
<v Speaker 1>don't want to talk. This is amazing introduction. This is

0:38:27.029 --> 0:38:29.829
<v Speaker 1>the best introduction I have. This is going to be George.

0:38:36.949 --> 0:38:38.989
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to talk about Wonka. It was a

0:38:38.989 --> 0:38:42.789
<v Speaker 1>weird thing. It was a weird time. Wonka is strange.

0:38:43.469 --> 0:38:46.989
<v Speaker 1>A telling Twitter thread, Jesse. There's a viral Twitter thread

0:38:47.029 --> 0:38:51.469
<v Speaker 1>titled Problematic Things. Timothy Challamay has done a much needed

0:38:51.509 --> 0:38:55.709
<v Speaker 1>thread and this on everyone who hits a certain prefile.

0:38:56.149 --> 0:38:58.949
<v Speaker 1>I need you to read out the first few and

0:38:59.069 --> 0:39:02.149
<v Speaker 1>try and kind of just summarize where gage all right,

0:39:02.789 --> 0:39:05.109
<v Speaker 1>just the overall vibe of these people do God's work.

0:39:05.109 --> 0:39:08.469
<v Speaker 1>They should win a Walkley. All right, cannibalism, ate your

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<v Speaker 1>faves up. And then it's pictures of him in nice clothes.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh he's so sexy, murder his looks can kill. I

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<v Speaker 1>love this thread. Oh he's so hot. Sorry, I'm looking

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<v Speaker 1>at the pictures. All right. Robbery stolen many hearts? Is

0:39:23.189 --> 0:39:25.989
<v Speaker 1>this the most canceled this man has ever been? Here

0:39:25.989 --> 0:39:30.829
<v Speaker 1>we go, broken bones from carrying industry on his back.

0:39:31.069 --> 0:39:33.949
<v Speaker 1>I agree with that. One car has passed five hundred

0:39:34.029 --> 0:39:37.549
<v Speaker 1>million dollars worldwide and has become the highest grossing film

0:39:37.629 --> 0:39:41.749
<v Speaker 1>featuring Willie Wonka. How about the other one, Charlie in

0:39:41.789 --> 0:39:46.829
<v Speaker 1>the Chocolate Factory with Violet. Yes, that was a brilliant film, Jess.

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<v Speaker 1>It's because he's not canceled. He's not problem atic. He's

0:39:51.149 --> 0:39:54.749
<v Speaker 1>never committed a cross. No, so they're like, robbery stole

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<v Speaker 1>your heart. Yeah, well, well said Jesse. It's time for

0:40:00.509 --> 0:40:11.069
<v Speaker 1>charges and sentences. Jesse, my charge. It is clear that Timothy,

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<v Speaker 1>with his performances which are amazing, and everyone should go

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<v Speaker 1>and have a look. He was a precocious teenager. Yep,

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<v Speaker 1>he was very, very out there Yep, he backed himself.

0:40:23.909 --> 0:40:26.909
<v Speaker 1>Who backed himself? And I charge him honestly with being

0:40:26.949 --> 0:40:30.269
<v Speaker 1>a lot. Oh wow. Yeah, it was a lot which

0:40:30.309 --> 0:40:34.429
<v Speaker 1>has manifested in Monca. Yeah, he has manifested in great things.

0:40:34.469 --> 0:40:36.389
<v Speaker 1>But he was a lot as a teenager. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was just a lot to handle. Okay

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<v Speaker 1>my sentences. He needs to bring back a little Timmy

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<v Speaker 1>Pim please. Honestly, his rap career would go nuts, and

0:40:48.909 --> 0:40:51.589
<v Speaker 1>looking at those video it brings him immense joy. And

0:40:51.629 --> 0:40:54.309
<v Speaker 1>there are so many celebrities. I mean, we've got Robert Pattinson.

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<v Speaker 1>I would like to see Timothy have a failed musical

0:40:58.229 --> 0:41:02.029
<v Speaker 1>career because I think that kind of makes you more Hollywood.

0:41:02.389 --> 0:41:06.349
<v Speaker 1>He talked about Scarlly, your handsome recently failed music career,

0:41:06.589 --> 0:41:09.029
<v Speaker 1>and she's quite good. Yeah, we've talked about Russell Krust,

0:41:09.029 --> 0:41:12.429
<v Speaker 1>but it's more relatable. There's something very relatable about because

0:41:12.429 --> 0:41:14.069
<v Speaker 1>I don't think he's going to fail in the whole

0:41:14.109 --> 0:41:18.069
<v Speaker 1>acting thing. But I'd like to see myself more in Timothy,

0:41:18.669 --> 0:41:21.189
<v Speaker 1>which I will see if he does have a very

0:41:21.229 --> 0:41:25.109
<v Speaker 1>imperfect music career. Yeah, I want little Timmy tim back.

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<v Speaker 1>The thing is, I actually don't think he'd fail because

0:41:28.629 --> 0:41:31.669
<v Speaker 1>he's an excellent dancer, he's an excellent rapper, and he

0:41:31.709 --> 0:41:34.749
<v Speaker 1>can sing. He's a triple threat. I think he could

0:41:34.789 --> 0:41:37.309
<v Speaker 1>be kind of a Justin Bieber mm hmm, like you

0:41:37.349 --> 0:41:38.949
<v Speaker 1>know when Justin Bieber did kind of a bit of

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<v Speaker 1>rapping and what a bit hip hop. Yeah, I think

0:41:41.829 --> 0:41:44.869
<v Speaker 1>he could do that. I want it back, Jesse, what's

0:41:44.909 --> 0:41:50.429
<v Speaker 1>your charging sentence? My charge is the Kylie and Timothy thing.

0:41:50.589 --> 0:41:53.429
<v Speaker 1>To me is like an optical illusion that I can't

0:41:53.429 --> 0:41:56.429
<v Speaker 1>stop looking at. It's a vortex that I fall into

0:41:57.069 --> 0:41:59.709
<v Speaker 1>and I try and understand. I try and unscramble, and

0:41:59.709 --> 0:42:02.229
<v Speaker 1>the more I try to unscramble, the more lost I become.

0:42:02.829 --> 0:42:06.909
<v Speaker 1>It's sucking up my time energy. It is taking me

0:42:07.029 --> 0:42:10.269
<v Speaker 1>away from my husband and child. Yeah, because I I'm

0:42:10.269 --> 0:42:14.669
<v Speaker 1>in my home environment trying to understand the ununderstandable. And

0:42:14.749 --> 0:42:16.229
<v Speaker 1>I go to bed at night and I think I'll

0:42:16.269 --> 0:42:17.869
<v Speaker 1>go to sleep, I'll go to sleep, and then I

0:42:17.909 --> 0:42:21.749
<v Speaker 1>go I don't see it. No, I don't see it.

0:42:21.829 --> 0:42:25.429
<v Speaker 1>And is it a pr romance or did it start

0:42:25.469 --> 0:42:27.509
<v Speaker 1>that way? And now they've fallen in love? Is it

0:42:27.509 --> 0:42:30.389
<v Speaker 1>true love? Is it true love? And I don't know.

0:42:30.709 --> 0:42:32.389
<v Speaker 1>I can't get my head. I'm going to be a

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<v Speaker 1>child that's a mixture of Kylie Jenner and Timothy Shallom.

0:42:35.629 --> 0:42:39.149
<v Speaker 1>I and you know what it requires of me, a

0:42:39.229 --> 0:42:43.349
<v Speaker 1>hot take. I feel like at the lunch I need

0:42:43.389 --> 0:42:46.549
<v Speaker 1>to have something to say. Quit. I don't have all

0:42:46.589 --> 0:42:48.869
<v Speaker 1>because I can't sum it up in a sentence. Because

0:42:48.909 --> 0:42:52.669
<v Speaker 1>I can't sum it up other than I'm confused. It's bizarre.

0:42:53.109 --> 0:42:56.549
<v Speaker 1>It's a mess. I have questions. I have no answers.

0:42:57.109 --> 0:43:01.389
<v Speaker 1>I exclusively have questions, which brings me to my sentence,

0:43:01.709 --> 0:43:06.229
<v Speaker 1>which is love that Kylie is leaking. Love that it

0:43:06.509 --> 0:43:10.069
<v Speaker 1>provides more evidence and more places for my brain to

0:43:10.149 --> 0:43:12.909
<v Speaker 1>go when I'm ruminating at three am. What I need,

0:43:12.949 --> 0:43:16.149
<v Speaker 1>what we need, the world needs is for Timoth Hay.

0:43:16.509 --> 0:43:18.389
<v Speaker 1>We need his side, We need his side, We need

0:43:18.429 --> 0:43:21.229
<v Speaker 1>him to start laking. He can link to his own magazines.

0:43:21.269 --> 0:43:26.029
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure there's a French magazine called Monsieur. Go to

0:43:26.109 --> 0:43:32.509
<v Speaker 1>Monsieur and say things like, Kylie thinks Timothy's a sexy rapper. Kylie,

0:43:32.549 --> 0:43:34.709
<v Speaker 1>he's liked him ever since a little timmyt him. Yeah,

0:43:34.789 --> 0:43:39.709
<v Speaker 1>exactly right. Kylie says his performance in Wonka was at

0:43:39.709 --> 0:43:43.349
<v Speaker 1>once in a century performance. Just start Laking. She thinks

0:43:43.349 --> 0:43:45.869
<v Speaker 1>he'd be a great father. Oh, I love it, love it, yep,

0:43:45.949 --> 0:43:47.709
<v Speaker 1>I want more of that. We do need more of

0:43:47.709 --> 0:43:51.189
<v Speaker 1>Timothy's perspective by getting a lot of Kylie Yep, yep, Jesse.

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<v Speaker 1>That is all we have time for on today's episode.

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