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Speaker 1: You're listening to Amma Mia podcast. MoMA Mayor acknowledges the

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Speaker 1: traditional owners of land and waters that this podcast is

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Speaker 1: recorded on Hello and welcome to Canceled, The Lazy Girl's

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Speaker 1: Guide to bizarre celebrity cancelations. I'm Claire Stephens and I'm

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Speaker 1: joined by is what You were Meant to do? Jesse

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Speaker 1: Stephens And on today's episode, we are Canceling. Twenty twenty four.

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Speaker 2: Computer security company CrowdStrike has been linked to the outage

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Speaker 2: that is affecting banks, airports, supermarkets and businesses across Australia

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Speaker 2: and the world.

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Speaker 1: I'm a singer, Charlie XCX tweeted last night Kamala is brats.

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Speaker 3: It's shall.

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Speaker 1: Every year we joke about how it's been a bit fire,

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Speaker 1: but this one really actually has. There are actual global

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Speaker 1: atrocities occurring every day, and we lived in a deeply

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Speaker 1: cooked reality where there is relentless suffering over there and

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Speaker 1: then over here we're analyzing wicked or getting mad at

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Speaker 1: a woman on TikTok or elon Musks tweeting you are

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Speaker 1: the media now and it's like, ah, this is broken.

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Speaker 1: It's a strange time. But here on Canceled, we are

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Speaker 1: just two lazy girls who want to take the piss,

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Speaker 1: and that is what we shall do about the year

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Speaker 1: of our Lord, twenty twenty four. Jesse, How should I

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Speaker 1: introduce twenty twenty four? It's a year. It's the current year,

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Speaker 1: three hundred and sixty something days. Yeah, was this Alepia?

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I don't care.

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Speaker 1: No, anyway, it's twenty twenty four. If you're listening in

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty five, it was last year. That's yeah. I

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Speaker 1: was gonna say, if you're listening in twenty twenty three,

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Speaker 1: it's next year. I thought i'd enter the vibe into

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Speaker 1: the courtroom about this year, because we can get a

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Speaker 1: bit confused, like, oh, but it's today, it's this month. Well, no,

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Speaker 1: let's get a more holistic view of this year. So

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Speaker 1: to do that, I thought I would bring in the

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Speaker 1: words of the year according to various dictionaries. I thought

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Speaker 1: you were going to say it started on sort of

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Speaker 1: twelve oh one jan one, and then like the medal

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Speaker 1: was around kind of beginning of July. Yeah, and now

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Speaker 1: we're here, Yeah, no, I'm going to talk about some language. Okay, Now,

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Speaker 1: I reckon My dream job would be the person who

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Speaker 1: works at Dictionaries and Picks. Word of the Year I say,

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Speaker 1: my I was from a friend recently. I said, that

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Speaker 1: person's a loser. That person is a loser because they're

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Speaker 1: just like, why don't we do what was the one?

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Speaker 1: There was a Beyonce one where they were like, the

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Speaker 1: word is she did a dance or something, and they

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Speaker 1: just they love it. It's like skibbity toilet. Oh, it's

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Speaker 1: just a old people being like, Oh, they're saying cozy

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Speaker 1: they just ruin it. It's like your job is to

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Speaker 1: ruin the fun. Well, and you just knew that someone

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Speaker 1: had a little yeah they're in the tea room and

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Speaker 1: a little biki and actually went I've got it. I've

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Speaker 1: got it. It's bootylicious. If you had that. Oh no, no, Sarah,

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Speaker 1: I haven't heard of that. Well it's Beyonce. It's a

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Speaker 1: bit naughty. And we're putting it in the dictionary to

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Speaker 1: stay current and hip with the kids, honey, because buying

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Speaker 1: dictionaries you are redundant. We need to accept it. Okay. Well,

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Speaker 1: the Colins Dictionary Word of the Year was bratt. I

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Speaker 1: love how they all compete for like dictionary brand yeah,

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Speaker 1: brat yeah Ann. It's the title of an album by

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Speaker 1: Charlie XC Yeah and no one, I don't care what

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Speaker 1: you say. No one knows what it means. It's characterized

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Speaker 1: by a confident, independent and hedonistic attitude, but it's also

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Speaker 1: an aesthetic and a way of life. Yeah, meaning less cool.

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Speaker 1: This is one we discussed on the weekend. Macquarie Dictionary

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Speaker 1: has got of the Year is en shitification. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: my favorite. Do you to describe the moment we have

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Speaker 1: reckon double the price and double the price. Demure is

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Speaker 3: How you do my makeup for work? Very demure, very mindful.

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Speaker 3: I don't come to work with a green cut crease.

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Speaker 1: Brain rot exactly what we do that captures concerns about

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Speaker 1: the type of content work. And yeah, everyone has just

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Speaker 1: accepted that their brains are gradually becoming eroding. It's like

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Speaker 1: Honorable mentions go to yapping having a yap. No one

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Speaker 1: made that up. Yapping is an old old and skibbity.

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Speaker 1: This isn't. This is just a genser in the Alphas

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Speaker 1: they get everyone gets their panties and a not. Everyone gets, Oh,

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Speaker 1: they're all saying skibbity toilet. Now they're not. They're not.

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Speaker 1: It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, and we don't need

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Speaker 1: But Jesse, let's get into our recap slash cancelation of

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty four. We entered the year weirdly into tradwives. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so this is the year where the traditional wife made

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Speaker 1: a comeback, not the nineteen fifties. I drug myself and

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Speaker 1: I'm in a gendered prison. Kind no, no, no, that we

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Speaker 1: antidepressants from the nineteen fifties, and it had a picture

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Speaker 1: to be honest, and it said, mornadine now she can

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Speaker 1: cook breakfast again. Mournerdine was an antidepressant. Yeah, so this

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Speaker 1: was like a nineteen fifties ad of like drug your wife,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, we still got that drug? Can I

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Speaker 1: asks could just go to your GP. Are we doing mornerdine?

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Speaker 1: Because making breakfast makes me need an antidepressant? Please? Anyway,

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Speaker 1: why we had the feminist revolution, which we've forgotten about

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Speaker 1: credit cards. But then everyone's been on TikTok too much

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Speaker 1: brain rot. They forgot feminism and they're like, why did

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Speaker 1: we leave the kitchen? And they're like, guys, hear me out.

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Speaker 1: Nineteen fifties one word Mournerdine Ballerina farm has been one

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Speaker 1: of the biggest tad wives, even though she doesn't identify

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Speaker 1: as one. And then there's Nara Smith. Have you looked

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Speaker 1: at Narasmith's content? Yes, she'll be like my children wanted

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Speaker 1: she makes like a rice dish in a ball gown.

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Speaker 1: That's her aesthetic. I saw recently she did a what

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Speaker 1: my toddler eats and a David and I went, we

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Speaker 1: all need ideas, we need some creativity. So I thought

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Speaker 1: I ended to share with you. And it's like, how

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Speaker 1: much yogurt is? Yeah, that's the only question. Ever, It's

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Speaker 1: like it's three pouches too many for breakfasts. Okay, this

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Speaker 1: because I'm like, is that a cereal? It's not. It's

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Speaker 1: not like cocoa pops copow. That enough pumpkin pancakes. That's

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Speaker 1: silly pumpkin for breakfast. Not appropriate. Toddler wouldn't like that tea.

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Speaker 1: tea and I was like, is this a joke? Can

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Speaker 1: you imagine my baby drinking tea? Being like, I'll have

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Speaker 1: Then she did like a mid morning cheese board, and

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Speaker 1: she did cheese, salami, pistachios, and it's always a fruit.

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Speaker 1: I've never heard of it. It's never like a banana

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Speaker 1: each other. Yes, exactly right, and none would go in

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Speaker 1: glass of wine. Go h, We'll just crack open this pistachio.

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Speaker 1: of your baby ain up to scratch. Lunch lentil soup

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Speaker 1: cry for dinner. Something quick and simple. Coconut milk, poached cod.

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Speaker 1: baked beans. Yes, room temperature. Here's a spoon. Actually, I

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Speaker 1: don't give her a spoone fits it anyway. The philosophical

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Speaker 1: question of the year is why we became addicted to

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Speaker 1: trad wives And the answer is because women are very

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Speaker 1: an eleven am nap because that's what we imagine naras doing. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know, things about for women. When we're fantasizing about oppression,

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Speaker 1: things are not good. The nineteen fifties fantasy also came

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Speaker 1: with shit husbands. You couldn't leave because he had no money.

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Speaker 1: Things were not ideal for women. No, but the trad

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Speaker 1: wife trend does continue. Okay. Well, the other thing that

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Speaker 1: got drunk in a plan to box Yep.

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Speaker 4: I made a big mistake. There's no excuse for it.

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Speaker 4: There's a reason, you know, there's a very eventful walk home,

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Speaker 4: wasn't it. I'm on a prescription drug and they say

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Speaker 4: certain things may happen to you if you drink, and

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Speaker 4: they were absolutely one hundred percent right they did.

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Speaker 1: And I remember my first traction. I saw him, I

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Speaker 1: saw him laying their legs in the air. Ahh, And

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Speaker 1: I went, who among us, raise your hand? Who among

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Speaker 1: us has never fallen fallen into a plant like a

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Speaker 1: bug on its back? Who can't get up drunk a plant?

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Speaker 1: I remember once, And I'm not saying this is a

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Speaker 1: my alcohol consumption. Because when I had to carry me

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Speaker 1: one stage because it was steady, and he put me

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Speaker 1: down because he had to readjust me, when I'll put

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Speaker 1: you in the plant box, because at least then I

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Speaker 1: know where you are. Well, that's your well, it's a

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Speaker 1: quiet Canbra street. Barnaby Choice had been chatting on his phone.

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Speaker 1: He was simply sitting in the planter box when he

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Speaker 1: since when she did that folk album. Yeah, she was

415
00:24:38,829 --> 00:24:42,989
Speaker 1: in her kind of forest gallivanting around here. Yeah. Yeah,

416
00:24:43,029 --> 00:24:48,709
Speaker 1: Well I would imagine that this website really went nuts

417
00:24:48,989 --> 00:24:52,989
Speaker 1: during the photoshop photo conspiracy. Yeap, So when was that March?

418
00:24:53,109 --> 00:24:55,469
Speaker 1: That was in March? So a photo of Kate Middleton

419
00:24:55,509 --> 00:24:58,629
Speaker 1: and her kids is released by Kensington Palace for UK

420
00:24:58,789 --> 00:25:02,709
Speaker 1: Mother's Day and then this was wild. All the photo

421
00:25:02,789 --> 00:25:06,829
Speaker 1: agencies are like, we're retracting this because it's clearly edited.

422
00:25:07,309 --> 00:25:11,309
Speaker 1: AAP said it appeared the source of manipulated the image

423
00:25:11,309 --> 00:25:14,589
Speaker 1: in a way that did not meet the Associated Press

424
00:25:14,709 --> 00:25:17,309
Speaker 1: photo stand because people noticed it. And this is something

425
00:25:17,309 --> 00:25:20,429
Speaker 1: we often say on this podcast, because it's an edit

426
00:25:20,429 --> 00:25:22,509
Speaker 1: that you get in book editing, which is NQR. Yeah,

427
00:25:22,749 --> 00:25:24,589
Speaker 1: she's not quite right. Yeah, and that's how I would

428
00:25:24,589 --> 00:25:27,669
Speaker 1: define I mean to a greater extent than wanker experience.

429
00:25:27,789 --> 00:25:30,909
Speaker 1: But the thing about AI is that it's just n QR. IT'SR.

430
00:25:30,949 --> 00:25:33,389
Speaker 1: You looked at that photo hand was in the wrong place,

431
00:25:33,669 --> 00:25:38,389
Speaker 1: someone's jumper and did Charlotte's legs. The edges were unnaturally soft,

432
00:25:39,629 --> 00:25:42,149
Speaker 1: just wasn't real and you just go internet slouths too

433
00:25:42,189 --> 00:25:44,949
Speaker 1: much time and then AAP's like, look, thanks for the criticism.

434
00:25:44,949 --> 00:25:48,749
Speaker 1: This photo simply ain't it. Ain't it. So it was

435
00:25:48,789 --> 00:25:51,749
Speaker 1: only two weeks later that Kate then publicly shared her

436
00:25:51,789 --> 00:25:54,509
Speaker 1: cancer diagnosis. I didn't realize it was that quick. So

437
00:25:54,629 --> 00:25:57,829
Speaker 1: clearly she's like, everyone's really mad. Got to come, Clay,

438
00:25:57,909 --> 00:25:59,749
Speaker 1: I've got it. I've got to tell them. So she

439
00:25:59,909 --> 00:26:02,789
Speaker 1: announced that they had found cancer when they did this

440
00:26:02,869 --> 00:26:06,669
Speaker 1: surgery in January. Then in June she did the forest photo.

441
00:26:07,109 --> 00:26:10,349
Speaker 1: The forest photo, this one, oh yes, yes, yes, yes,

442
00:26:10,429 --> 00:26:13,149
Speaker 1: under the tree. Yeah, I remember there was common tree.

443
00:26:13,189 --> 00:26:16,429
Speaker 1: At the time, being like, well she looks, well, what

444
00:26:16,469 --> 00:26:19,189
Speaker 1: if not everyone looks that well after cancer and it's

445
00:26:19,189 --> 00:26:22,469
Speaker 1: like she can look out she looks. Then she made

446
00:26:22,469 --> 00:26:25,349
Speaker 1: the public appearance and trooping the color. And then in

447
00:26:25,389 --> 00:26:29,309
Speaker 1: November for Remembrance Day, she made a public appearance and

448
00:26:29,349 --> 00:26:33,589
Speaker 1: a British TV host tweeted genuine question, why has Kate

449
00:26:33,669 --> 00:26:36,789
Speaker 1: aged so much? Isn't she only forty two? Is she

450
00:26:36,869 --> 00:26:41,029
Speaker 1: a smoker. It's the only explanation the woman has, even

451
00:26:41,029 --> 00:26:43,189
Speaker 1: if the woman didn't have cancer. I'm sorry. Did you

452
00:26:43,229 --> 00:26:46,709
Speaker 1: hear about the Wonkricks? Did you? I'm sorry? Did you

453
00:26:46,749 --> 00:26:50,309
Speaker 1: hear the benefit time? Did you hear about Barnaby Joyce

454
00:26:50,349 --> 00:26:53,149
Speaker 1: and the planet works? It? Spin is a spenty year

455
00:26:53,189 --> 00:26:55,509
Speaker 1: for all of us. Yeah, I look one hundred years

456
00:26:55,509 --> 00:26:58,829
Speaker 1: older than I did in January. And Kate's actually been

457
00:26:58,869 --> 00:27:02,989
Speaker 1: through some shit. Kate has been through some shit. In March,

458
00:27:03,389 --> 00:27:09,829
Speaker 1: Megan Markle launched her lifestyle brand, American Riviera Let's throw

459
00:27:09,869 --> 00:27:13,629
Speaker 1: in all Shit Montecito. The month before, she filed a

460
00:27:13,669 --> 00:27:17,189
Speaker 1: trademark application like for that brand and to sell things

461
00:27:17,229 --> 00:27:21,829
Speaker 1: like tablewhere cookbooks, textiles, jellies, and marmalades. Were very excited.

462
00:27:22,189 --> 00:27:25,389
Speaker 1: It seemed lovely, a bit goofy, a bit Martha Stewart.

463
00:27:26,109 --> 00:27:27,989
Speaker 1: But we've said it once and we will say it

464
00:27:28,029 --> 00:27:32,229
Speaker 1: again that Meghan loves announcing a project. I have to say.

465
00:27:32,309 --> 00:27:36,949
Speaker 1: She works slow. She works she works slow. I get it,

466
00:27:37,069 --> 00:27:39,989
Speaker 1: same as me. Very lazy girl. She's a lazy girl.

467
00:27:40,189 --> 00:27:42,709
Speaker 1: She's got the momentum. She's gone yeah blah la la

468
00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:45,349
Speaker 1: lah energy, and she's not moved fast and break things. No,

469
00:27:45,429 --> 00:27:48,829
Speaker 1: she's moved slow and don't make anything yeah yeah, and

470
00:27:48,869 --> 00:27:52,549
Speaker 1: absolutely no hate because I think the announcement of anything

471
00:27:52,669 --> 00:27:55,189
Speaker 1: is the best bit. How many people go, I'm going

472
00:27:55,229 --> 00:27:58,389
Speaker 1: to do a podcast three months in there, like, oh

473
00:27:58,429 --> 00:28:02,189
Speaker 1: my god, you wanted something every week? That's I'm done.

474
00:28:02,349 --> 00:28:05,869
Speaker 1: And I was worried pretty quick that she'd lose momentum.

475
00:28:06,389 --> 00:28:09,669
Speaker 1: But we're wrong because the next month, Meghan unveiled her

476
00:28:09,749 --> 00:28:14,349
Speaker 1: Jam flavor Strawberry Oh. A few influencers posted about the jam,

477
00:28:14,389 --> 00:28:20,149
Speaker 1: including Chris Jenner, Mindy Kaling, and Chrissy Teakin. Details like

478
00:28:20,149 --> 00:28:22,629
Speaker 1: the cost or where we could buy it were not released.

479
00:28:22,909 --> 00:28:26,549
Speaker 1: It's not good marketing, it's not yet good awareness building.

480
00:28:26,709 --> 00:28:29,509
Speaker 1: What you want when Chris Jenna shares your product at

481
00:28:29,669 --> 00:28:32,509
Speaker 1: you want to link. You want an affiliate link that

482
00:28:32,549 --> 00:28:34,749
Speaker 1: you can see that you can buy the theme. Because

483
00:28:34,789 --> 00:28:36,789
Speaker 1: what we've got is a lot of hype and not

484
00:28:36,949 --> 00:28:40,309
Speaker 1: a lot of jam. Not a lot of jam. Too

485
00:28:40,349 --> 00:28:43,989
Speaker 1: much hype, not enough jen We are now in December,

486
00:28:44,029 --> 00:28:46,309
Speaker 1: so we are eight months on nine months since the

487
00:28:46,349 --> 00:28:51,029
Speaker 1: brand has launched, and there's still no jam. Okay, no details,

488
00:28:51,029 --> 00:28:55,109
Speaker 1: no price, no link. I really need to buy that.

489
00:28:55,269 --> 00:28:58,749
Speaker 1: Jane the Instagram account is still just the logo. I went,

490
00:28:58,829 --> 00:29:00,909
Speaker 1: let's just go the website. Maybe it's been updated today

491
00:29:01,109 --> 00:29:03,149
Speaker 1: and I've missed it. So I just went to the website.

492
00:29:03,189 --> 00:29:07,029
Speaker 1: It takes me to American Riviera Orchard Montesito, and the

493
00:29:07,069 --> 00:29:08,309
Speaker 1: only thing I can do is sign up to the

494
00:29:08,309 --> 00:29:12,789
Speaker 1: wait list and they gonna be real. Meghan, my interest

495
00:29:12,829 --> 00:29:17,349
Speaker 1: in gem is a waning to say. Also, Babe, while

496
00:29:17,349 --> 00:29:21,149
Speaker 1: you're perfecting your jam, working out your jam, procrastinating your jam,

497
00:29:21,549 --> 00:29:26,309
Speaker 1: Ballerida Farm is selling that jam. She is, And say

498
00:29:26,349 --> 00:29:31,469
Speaker 1: what you like about the wanker experience they played it

499
00:29:31,909 --> 00:29:35,429
Speaker 1: to deliver it. You know, was it imperfect? Don't let

500
00:29:35,589 --> 00:29:38,629
Speaker 1: done be the enemy of perfection something, don't don't let

501
00:29:38,749 --> 00:29:44,989
Speaker 1: perfection be the enemy of good. Don't just do it,

502
00:29:45,069 --> 00:29:46,989
Speaker 1: just do the jam. Apparently, what's happened is there is

503
00:29:47,029 --> 00:29:49,549
Speaker 1: an issue with the trademark in that American Reviera is

504
00:29:49,589 --> 00:29:51,949
Speaker 1: a place, and you can't trademarket place. And there's an

505
00:29:51,989 --> 00:29:54,989
Speaker 1: issue with the fone. That's just something you could have

506
00:29:55,029 --> 00:29:58,789
Speaker 1: worked out before you announced it. Anyway, speaking of well,

507
00:29:58,869 --> 00:30:04,829
Speaker 1: you know who's the anti think twice wall twice cut once. Yeah,

508
00:30:04,869 --> 00:30:07,789
Speaker 1: you know whose anti measure twice cute. See all Megan

509
00:30:07,829 --> 00:30:10,309
Speaker 1: does is measure. Who's a measure? All this person does

510
00:30:10,349 --> 00:30:13,389
Speaker 1: his cut, and that is Jojo c Wa, who became

511
00:30:13,469 --> 00:30:16,829
Speaker 1: the self proclaimed CEO of gay pop. This has been

512
00:30:17,109 --> 00:30:20,389
Speaker 1: the year of Jojo see wat as solely fueled by

513
00:30:20,469 --> 00:30:24,829
Speaker 1: Jojo herself. On January one, she's like, this will be

514
00:30:24,829 --> 00:30:26,709
Speaker 1: the year of Jojo c Wat. No one got on board,

515
00:30:27,709 --> 00:30:30,509
Speaker 1: but she could committed to her for her, She's like

516
00:30:30,629 --> 00:30:33,629
Speaker 1: been a great year. She released her debut single as

517
00:30:33,629 --> 00:30:37,789
Speaker 1: a grown up artist, Karma. Not only is the song appalling,

518
00:30:38,669 --> 00:30:41,509
Speaker 1: the film clip is really weird, but it's not got

519
00:30:41,549 --> 00:30:46,429
Speaker 1: on the ankles. It's very stumpy, stopping the dance. Promoting

520
00:30:46,429 --> 00:30:48,749
Speaker 1: the single, she said in an interview with Billboard, I

521
00:30:48,789 --> 00:30:50,909
Speaker 1: want to start a new genre of music. It's called

522
00:30:50,949 --> 00:30:53,309
Speaker 1: gay pop, and that upset people a lot because they're like,

523
00:30:53,349 --> 00:30:56,749
Speaker 1: gay pop's been around a very long time. Then she

524
00:30:56,829 --> 00:31:00,149
Speaker 1: went on call her daddy. She wore a ridiculous hat

525
00:31:00,229 --> 00:31:03,509
Speaker 1: and she just hasn't left. She's just constantly I'm launching,

526
00:31:03,549 --> 00:31:06,109
Speaker 1: I'm launching, I'm on TikTok o. She's in oz. Yeah,

527
00:31:06,149 --> 00:31:09,389
Speaker 1: she's just been in Australia. I'm visited swear all her

528
00:31:09,389 --> 00:31:12,469
Speaker 1: fans are. I was somewhere drinks with a few friends

529
00:31:12,509 --> 00:31:14,469
Speaker 1: the other night and they were going to an event afterwards,

530
00:31:14,469 --> 00:31:17,509
Speaker 1: and they were like, legend has it JoJo's gonna be there,

531
00:31:17,749 --> 00:31:19,669
Speaker 1: no doubt. And it was a local event, I have

532
00:31:19,749 --> 00:31:22,189
Speaker 1: no doubt. And then they were like, no, as if

533
00:31:22,269 --> 00:31:24,349
Speaker 1: Jojo would go there, and I was like, that's the

534
00:31:24,429 --> 00:31:27,469
Speaker 1: sort of thing where we're meeting friends this hour. Yeah,

535
00:31:27,749 --> 00:31:30,109
Speaker 1: Jojo cobayla. If she's still in the country, she's there.

536
00:31:30,189 --> 00:31:32,069
Speaker 1: If Jojo was there, I'd be like, name a place

537
00:31:32,149 --> 00:31:37,949
Speaker 1: Jojo isn't. Well. Do you also remember on TikTok she

538
00:31:38,109 --> 00:31:41,869
Speaker 1: thanked Beyonce at the award show. Yeah, and then everyone

539
00:31:41,909 --> 00:31:44,909
Speaker 1: was like, JoJo's missing after she thanked Beyonce because she

540
00:31:45,349 --> 00:31:48,029
Speaker 1: nodded to that conspiracy theory. I'm like, down the road,

541
00:31:48,709 --> 00:31:52,869
Speaker 1: she's not missing. She's still posting Jesse. These are two

542
00:31:53,309 --> 00:31:56,949
Speaker 1: just little descriptions of JoJo's energy. In twenty twenty four, Okay,

543
00:31:57,029 --> 00:31:59,349
Speaker 1: I once read a post that said Jojo Siwa is

544
00:31:59,349 --> 00:32:02,509
Speaker 1: an amalgam of every character Melissa McCarthy has ever played,

545
00:32:02,989 --> 00:32:05,949
Speaker 1: which is very She's very slapstick, she's very silly. Yeah,

546
00:32:06,029 --> 00:32:10,509
Speaker 1: I predict my god, No, this is the best I've

547
00:32:10,549 --> 00:32:11,989
Speaker 1: ever read in my whole life. You know, ins and

548
00:32:12,029 --> 00:32:14,749
Speaker 1: outs for twenty twenty five. This is the top of

549
00:32:14,789 --> 00:32:20,789
Speaker 1: my inn y Jojo Siwa will join the WWE. I

550
00:32:20,829 --> 00:32:24,669
Speaker 1: can see it. She was made for w She's a performer,

551
00:32:24,869 --> 00:32:28,149
Speaker 1: and she'll be a heel, because there's a hero and

552
00:32:28,189 --> 00:32:31,149
Speaker 1: a heel. The heel is the villain that everyone hates

553
00:32:31,149 --> 00:32:34,069
Speaker 1: and waits for for like whul Cogan to you know,

554
00:32:34,829 --> 00:32:37,229
Speaker 1: go yeah, yeah, yeah, And she'll be wearing leather and

555
00:32:37,229 --> 00:32:39,749
Speaker 1: she'll be dancing to Karma and yeah, and everyone'll be

556
00:32:39,749 --> 00:32:45,109
Speaker 1: like boo. She'd be like, I love this Jesse. Baby

557
00:32:45,149 --> 00:32:53,269
Speaker 1: Reindeer and the Peters Morgan Interview. One of the biggest

558
00:32:53,269 --> 00:32:55,869
Speaker 1: shows of the year was Baby Reindeer, a British black

559
00:32:55,949 --> 00:32:59,669
Speaker 1: comedy drama thriller TV mini series that's too many to

560
00:33:00,829 --> 00:33:04,589
Speaker 1: describe things where, but it was created by and starred

561
00:33:04,709 --> 00:33:09,029
Speaker 1: Richard Gadd. It was adapted from his autobiographical one man

562
00:33:09,189 --> 00:33:12,509
Speaker 1: show It Wants Six Emmys, and it follows Donnie, a

563
00:33:12,629 --> 00:33:15,429
Speaker 1: very unfunny comedian who's trying to make it and his

564
00:33:15,589 --> 00:33:20,109
Speaker 1: experience being stalked by Martha. It's a brilliant show. But

565
00:33:20,509 --> 00:33:25,509
Speaker 1: plot wise, Donnie eventually reports Martha to the police for stalking, violence,

566
00:33:25,549 --> 00:33:28,389
Speaker 1: and threatening his parents, and she's arrested and she serves

567
00:33:28,509 --> 00:33:33,149
Speaker 1: nine months in prison. The problem is, as mentioned, it's

568
00:33:33,189 --> 00:33:35,389
Speaker 1: based on a true story. I didn't say based it

569
00:33:35,509 --> 00:33:38,269
Speaker 1: said this is a true story. Didn't say based. Yeah,

570
00:33:38,309 --> 00:33:40,309
Speaker 1: And I think that's where they got in trouble. Yeah,

571
00:33:40,349 --> 00:33:43,949
Speaker 1: And it seems Richard is a creative genius. But and

572
00:33:43,989 --> 00:33:46,989
Speaker 1: this is a wild allegation. I think he's a lazy boy,

573
00:33:47,109 --> 00:33:49,109
Speaker 1: lazy boy, boy boy boy. I don't think he's a

574
00:33:49,149 --> 00:33:51,669
Speaker 1: lazy boy. Think maybe Netflix is no, no, no, no, because

575
00:33:51,789 --> 00:33:55,589
Speaker 1: I feel like I understand what happened is he wrote

576
00:33:55,589 --> 00:33:59,349
Speaker 1: this meant to change, and he meant he had like

577
00:33:59,629 --> 00:34:02,669
Speaker 1: he had things underlined. He had like you know on

578
00:34:02,829 --> 00:34:05,349
Speaker 1: word where you've highlighted something left to comment. He said

579
00:34:05,629 --> 00:34:10,709
Speaker 1: change in capital must must must change. He's just getting

580
00:34:10,709 --> 00:34:12,709
Speaker 1: into that now. The thing he had time to change

581
00:34:12,789 --> 00:34:16,709
Speaker 1: was the name from Fiona to Martha. Not a great change,

582
00:34:17,269 --> 00:34:20,709
Speaker 1: but he definitely meant to change things he didn't change,

583
00:34:20,749 --> 00:34:22,709
Speaker 1: which I get. We all run out of time with

584
00:34:22,829 --> 00:34:25,789
Speaker 1: creative projects. And then he was like it's okay, No

585
00:34:25,869 --> 00:34:28,829
Speaker 1: want to watch her and then it blew up. So

586
00:34:29,189 --> 00:34:31,349
Speaker 1: the thing is that the real Martha looks a lot

587
00:34:31,429 --> 00:34:33,829
Speaker 1: like fictional Martha. When she came forward and she's like,

588
00:34:33,869 --> 00:34:36,389
Speaker 1: I'm the real Martha, Everyone's like here you are, here

589
00:34:36,429 --> 00:34:40,269
Speaker 1: you are, and real Martha is pissed. In May, Fiona

590
00:34:40,429 --> 00:34:43,469
Speaker 1: mer Harvey, who Martha is based on, was interviewed by

591
00:34:43,469 --> 00:34:47,389
Speaker 1: Piers Morgan on Peers Morgan Uncensored and what I get

592
00:34:47,869 --> 00:34:51,429
Speaker 1: Peers again, this is what happens when you have no morals,

593
00:34:51,789 --> 00:34:54,789
Speaker 1: you get great interviews. She's a Scottish woman with a

594
00:34:54,829 --> 00:34:58,989
Speaker 1: law degree, just like Martha, and she wants to sue

595
00:34:59,029 --> 00:35:02,429
Speaker 1: for defamation. But there's just one problem. She really highly

596
00:35:02,509 --> 00:35:06,469
Speaker 1: recognized herself in that show. Yeah, because she was like

597
00:35:06,549 --> 00:35:10,109
Speaker 1: that person that I'm based on isn't me, and I'm

598
00:35:10,109 --> 00:35:12,069
Speaker 1: I'm offended because all of the things are true, and

599
00:35:12,109 --> 00:35:15,349
Speaker 1: it's like, honey, get your stories, get your stories straight.

600
00:35:15,789 --> 00:35:18,469
Speaker 1: So tweets from one of her social media accounts led

601
00:35:18,509 --> 00:35:20,789
Speaker 1: fans to figure out that she was the inspiration for

602
00:35:20,949 --> 00:35:24,829
Speaker 1: Martha because they had a reference to hanging curtains, which

603
00:35:24,869 --> 00:35:27,949
Speaker 1: was a reference in the show like a sexually suggestive

604
00:35:28,109 --> 00:35:32,909
Speaker 1: phrase during her uncensored interview. She said she had met

605
00:35:32,949 --> 00:35:36,229
Speaker 1: Gad several times, but she did not send him forty

606
00:35:36,309 --> 00:35:41,149
Speaker 1: one thousand emails anything to him. There may have been

607
00:35:41,189 --> 00:35:45,589
Speaker 1: a couple of emails, Text messages nope, Facebook messages nope.

608
00:35:45,869 --> 00:35:48,509
Speaker 1: Did you tweet him? I may have done years and

609
00:35:48,549 --> 00:35:51,429
Speaker 1: years ago. You actually tweeted him numerous times. No, it

610
00:35:51,469 --> 00:35:54,349
Speaker 1: wasn't humorous. It's about eighteen tweets there or fourteen. It's

611
00:35:54,349 --> 00:35:56,429
Speaker 1: got a lot to someone who's not that well known.

612
00:35:56,589 --> 00:36:01,109
Speaker 1: She didn't I believe it, but then just as peers

613
00:36:01,229 --> 00:36:05,349
Speaker 1: just it just seemed like maybe she did. Okay, she

614
00:36:05,589 --> 00:36:09,069
Speaker 1: said she was planning to super defamation. And look, the

615
00:36:09,109 --> 00:36:12,349
Speaker 1: issue is, I don't know why he had that character

616
00:36:12,869 --> 00:36:17,389
Speaker 1: convicted of actual crime and sentenced to time in jail.

617
00:36:17,429 --> 00:36:20,349
Speaker 1: And that is what leads me to believe that somewhere

618
00:36:20,349 --> 00:36:23,669
Speaker 1: in his desk there is a posted note that says,

619
00:36:23,709 --> 00:36:29,709
Speaker 1: to do today must change identifying details in this story

620
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Speaker 1: or legal consequences. Consequences. It's un Yeah, yeah, forgot, but

621
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Speaker 1: then but then he got on TikTok and he got distruck.

622
00:36:38,749 --> 00:36:41,269
Speaker 1: But Fiona, there's been a few issues because then the

623
00:36:41,349 --> 00:36:43,509
Speaker 1: Daily Mail orangested and she's like, I love all this tension.

624
00:36:43,869 --> 00:36:47,269
Speaker 1: But then she could apparently there was some journalist interviewer,

625
00:36:47,309 --> 00:36:51,149
Speaker 1: and then she accidentally started stalking him. I did say,

626
00:36:51,149 --> 00:36:53,789
Speaker 1: there's a few stories that are like now she's talking

627
00:36:53,909 --> 00:36:57,269
Speaker 1: me and it's like, Fiona, this is not good evidence. No,

628
00:36:57,429 --> 00:37:00,629
Speaker 1: you are not who he says you are. Yes. The

629
00:37:00,709 --> 00:37:04,669
Speaker 1: Anne Hathaway Interview and The Idea of You. Anne Hathaway

630
00:37:04,709 --> 00:37:07,269
Speaker 1: had a moment in twenty twenty four. She did an

631
00:37:07,309 --> 00:37:10,589
Speaker 1: interview on the New York Times podcast The Interview, and

632
00:37:10,629 --> 00:37:14,669
Speaker 1: she gave away absolutely nothing. I've never listened to an

633
00:37:14,709 --> 00:37:19,189
Speaker 1: interview and learned nothing, not a single thing, absolutely not.

634
00:37:19,269 --> 00:37:21,029
Speaker 1: And then she even called him back to feel like,

635
00:37:21,149 --> 00:37:23,749
Speaker 1: was I evasive? I still have nothing to say, nothing

636
00:37:23,789 --> 00:37:26,509
Speaker 1: to say, cheer God, but I just want to talk

637
00:37:26,549 --> 00:37:31,469
Speaker 1: about Then she starred in the Idea of You, and

638
00:37:31,509 --> 00:37:35,349
Speaker 1: we need to do a bit of a revisiting because

639
00:37:35,349 --> 00:37:41,069
Speaker 1: why'd everyone dead? It was good when it was hi.

640
00:37:41,789 --> 00:37:45,749
Speaker 1: It follows Celene played by Anne Hathaway, a forty year

641
00:37:45,749 --> 00:37:50,309
Speaker 1: old single mother who becomes romantically yes with hay Is

642
00:37:50,389 --> 00:37:54,709
Speaker 1: Campbell played by Nicholas gallitzin a massively famous twenty four

643
00:37:54,789 --> 00:37:58,989
Speaker 1: year old British Boy band Paras Stars, and I saw

644
00:37:59,029 --> 00:38:01,709
Speaker 1: a headline that was like, the Idea of You is

645
00:38:01,789 --> 00:38:04,309
Speaker 1: so much more than just Harry Styles fan fiction. And

646
00:38:04,349 --> 00:38:07,269
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I really disagree with that. I think

647
00:38:07,309 --> 00:38:13,029
Speaker 1: it's simply Harry Styles fan fiction. I think it's a yeah, yeah, yeah,

648
00:38:13,309 --> 00:38:16,469
Speaker 1: I just have a few questions. Yeah, why they both

649
00:38:16,469 --> 00:38:19,069
Speaker 1: cry so much? Why is it all about her hair?

650
00:38:20,509 --> 00:38:24,989
Speaker 1: Very much about the hair chef fringe? Yeah, and the

651
00:38:25,069 --> 00:38:27,429
Speaker 1: way she first meets him in the trailer is just

652
00:38:27,469 --> 00:38:30,749
Speaker 1: like so unrealistic, like she's just peeing in a private trailer.

653
00:38:30,829 --> 00:38:33,869
Speaker 1: It just it all just upset me so much. One

654
00:38:33,989 --> 00:38:37,069
Speaker 1: review read, I thoroughly enjoyed watching The Idea of You,

655
00:38:37,389 --> 00:38:40,389
Speaker 1: but was it a good movie? Absolutely not. That's exactly

656
00:38:40,389 --> 00:38:43,029
Speaker 1: how I feel. Thank you for putting words around it. Yeah.

657
00:38:43,069 --> 00:38:47,509
Speaker 1: Speaking of things that were not good, America's Sweethearts Dallas

658
00:38:47,549 --> 00:38:51,389
Speaker 1: Cowboys Cheerleaders Loved five Stars that was released on Netflix

659
00:38:51,429 --> 00:38:55,829
Speaker 1: and everyone watched it because we were bored. Some observations.

660
00:38:55,949 --> 00:38:58,989
Speaker 1: Didn't need to be seven episodes. By the second episode,

661
00:38:59,069 --> 00:39:01,829
Speaker 1: I was like, is there some huge twist coming because

662
00:39:01,829 --> 00:39:04,069
Speaker 1: this is a lot of bite. No, Because the first

663
00:39:04,109 --> 00:39:08,549
Speaker 1: episode I was like, this is problematic we're treating women

664
00:39:08,869 --> 00:39:11,909
Speaker 1: like their dolls. This is objectifying. And by the second

665
00:39:12,029 --> 00:39:14,429
Speaker 1: I was like, she doesn't have it. She just doesn't

666
00:39:14,469 --> 00:39:16,629
Speaker 1: have it. She doesn't have the X factory. I feel

667
00:39:16,669 --> 00:39:19,829
Speaker 1: as though she doesn't have the look. She's no the look,

668
00:39:20,309 --> 00:39:22,269
Speaker 1: she doesn't have it. I feel like with her high kicks,

669
00:39:22,309 --> 00:39:24,469
Speaker 1: her knee isn't straight enough and in fact, she's not

670
00:39:24,509 --> 00:39:26,869
Speaker 1: putting her body on the line for future surgery. Yeah,

671
00:39:26,989 --> 00:39:30,509
Speaker 1: with how high she's jumping in the air, exactly, poor Victoria.

672
00:39:30,749 --> 00:39:33,309
Speaker 1: We all felt very sorry for Victoria. I don't think

673
00:39:33,349 --> 00:39:36,549
Speaker 1: she had it. No, no, do more tricks. It was

674
00:39:36,589 --> 00:39:38,509
Speaker 1: just a little note yet we have because with all

675
00:39:38,509 --> 00:39:40,229
Speaker 1: of that. And then finally we got to watch the

676
00:39:40,229 --> 00:39:44,149
Speaker 1: full ACDC Thunderstruck routine and I went, there's a lot

677
00:39:44,149 --> 00:39:46,869
Speaker 1: of fast walking, and there's a lot of whittling our

678
00:39:46,949 --> 00:39:50,029
Speaker 1: pomp ponds, which I can do. Yeah, I'm gonna need

679
00:39:50,109 --> 00:39:51,749
Speaker 1: more of the jump split. Yeah. If you can do

680
00:39:51,789 --> 00:39:54,469
Speaker 1: a cart well, if you can do a backflip, if

681
00:39:54,469 --> 00:39:55,749
Speaker 1: you can do a trick, you've got to be doing

682
00:39:55,789 --> 00:39:59,189
Speaker 1: a trip. Yeah. Kelly was tough but fair. I actually

683
00:39:59,229 --> 00:40:02,269
Speaker 1: really admired her. Yep, and yeah, people did try to

684
00:40:02,309 --> 00:40:04,509
Speaker 1: analyze it, and by the end I was like, hmm,

685
00:40:04,669 --> 00:40:06,789
Speaker 1: I think they're just dancing. I guess we can just

686
00:40:06,909 --> 00:40:18,829
Speaker 1: leave it. In July of this year, someone had a

687
00:40:18,909 --> 00:40:21,229
Speaker 1: very bad day at work. A man or a woman

688
00:40:21,469 --> 00:40:24,789
Speaker 1: was working at a company called CrowdStrike. I'd never heard

689
00:40:24,829 --> 00:40:28,029
Speaker 1: of it, and they updated a program and accidentally broke

690
00:40:28,069 --> 00:40:29,869
Speaker 1: the world. I hate when this happens. It reminds me

691
00:40:29,909 --> 00:40:33,189
Speaker 1: of the Sewers Canal when they got blocked, and I

692
00:40:33,229 --> 00:40:36,549
Speaker 1: was like, Ah, that ship got stuck. Yeah, very relatable.

693
00:40:36,789 --> 00:40:40,509
Speaker 1: Sounds like an exaggeration, but literally everything got ruined. At

694
00:40:40,589 --> 00:40:43,589
Speaker 1: least eight point five million systems crashed and they couldn't restart,

695
00:40:43,869 --> 00:40:46,709
Speaker 1: which is the biggest outage in the history of technology.

696
00:40:47,029 --> 00:40:49,949
Speaker 1: You couldn't pay on a card. Airport systems were down,

697
00:40:49,989 --> 00:40:53,069
Speaker 1: so they couldn't check you in for flights. Internal systems

698
00:40:53,069 --> 00:40:56,549
Speaker 1: in hospitals were impacted. We were at dinner and we

699
00:40:56,549 --> 00:40:58,869
Speaker 1: were like, Oh my god, are the planes going to

700
00:40:58,869 --> 00:41:01,189
Speaker 1: fall out of the air, which confirms that no one

701
00:41:01,269 --> 00:41:05,229
Speaker 1: knows how the Internet works or how planes were. No.

702
00:41:05,309 --> 00:41:08,109
Speaker 1: I was like, surely it's a Wi Fi. Yeah, surely

703
00:41:08,189 --> 00:41:11,669
Speaker 1: they run on NBN. No.

704
00:41:12,349 --> 00:41:12,509
Speaker 4: No.

705
00:41:12,869 --> 00:41:15,669
Speaker 1: We were like, oh no, because it looked for a

706
00:41:15,669 --> 00:41:18,149
Speaker 1: minute like it was a cyber at half, and we went, oh, no,

707
00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:19,349
Speaker 1: can we order Olbirata?

708
00:41:19,589 --> 00:41:19,869
Speaker 4: Yeah?

709
00:41:19,909 --> 00:41:22,309
Speaker 1: And then when we could, we didn't worry. Yeah. And

710
00:41:22,349 --> 00:41:24,229
Speaker 1: then by the time we went to pay, the machine

711
00:41:24,309 --> 00:41:26,749
Speaker 1: was fine again. So it was okay for us, It

712
00:41:26,909 --> 00:41:31,869
Speaker 1: wasn't okay for others. Joe Biden steps back and Kamala

713
00:41:32,029 --> 00:41:34,589
Speaker 1: steps forward. So on July the twenty first, president Joe

714
00:41:34,589 --> 00:41:38,909
Speaker 1: Biden stepped down from the presidential race and nominated Kamala Harris.

715
00:41:39,509 --> 00:41:43,469
Speaker 1: This followed what Politico termed the worst debate performance in

716
00:41:43,509 --> 00:41:48,309
Speaker 1: American history by Biden. The terminent initiative relative to what

717
00:41:48,349 --> 00:41:50,949
Speaker 1: we're going to do with more border patrol and more

718
00:41:54,109 --> 00:41:55,629
Speaker 1: I weally don't know what he said at the end

719
00:41:55,629 --> 00:41:57,989
Speaker 1: of those I don't think he knows me he said either.

720
00:41:58,069 --> 00:42:00,789
Speaker 2: Look, we had the safest border in the history of

721
00:42:00,789 --> 00:42:03,269
Speaker 2: our country, so all he had to do was leave.

722
00:42:03,269 --> 00:42:06,389
Speaker 1: It's the line in the presidential debate where he goes,

723
00:42:06,589 --> 00:42:09,829
Speaker 1: we have one hundred trillionaires, wait billionaires, and if we

724
00:42:09,909 --> 00:42:12,429
Speaker 1: tack some twenty four percent or twenty five percent, we

725
00:42:12,469 --> 00:42:15,309
Speaker 1: could raise five hundred million or billion dollars. I think

726
00:42:15,349 --> 00:42:18,869
Speaker 1: that's very where Joe Biden was at and I don't

727
00:42:18,869 --> 00:42:23,149
Speaker 1: say that critically because Trump's been there or why he

728
00:42:23,269 --> 00:42:27,029
Speaker 1: lived there. He also said, making sure that we're able

729
00:42:27,349 --> 00:42:31,149
Speaker 1: to make every single solitary person eligible for what I've

730
00:42:31,189 --> 00:42:34,829
Speaker 1: been able to do with with the COVID, excuse me,

731
00:42:35,109 --> 00:42:38,469
Speaker 1: with dealing with everything we had to do with. Look

732
00:42:38,789 --> 00:42:41,629
Speaker 1: if we finally beat Medicare. And at that point the

733
00:42:41,669 --> 00:42:45,629
Speaker 1: convener of the debate stopped him. Ah, because even Trump

734
00:42:45,629 --> 00:42:48,709
Speaker 1: looked embarrassed. Yeah, the man out of his misery. Just

735
00:42:48,829 --> 00:42:51,789
Speaker 1: it's fine. There was a video where it looked like

736
00:42:52,149 --> 00:42:54,109
Speaker 1: Biden was speaking to someone who wasn't there. There was

737
00:42:54,349 --> 00:42:56,749
Speaker 1: one where I kind of stuff on stage. I love.

738
00:42:57,389 --> 00:42:59,029
Speaker 1: I love the videos. I don't know if they're real,

739
00:42:59,149 --> 00:43:00,509
Speaker 1: I don't know if they're out of context, but the

740
00:43:00,589 --> 00:43:03,989
Speaker 1: videos where he turns to with air and extends his

741
00:43:04,069 --> 00:43:06,269
Speaker 1: hand to shake, they give me a lot of joy.

742
00:43:06,909 --> 00:43:09,629
Speaker 1: So Biden was eighty one when he stepped down, and Harris,

743
00:43:09,669 --> 00:43:12,949
Speaker 1: who was fifth nine, began her campaign. That's when Charlie

744
00:43:13,029 --> 00:43:16,669
Speaker 1: XCX did the whole bratz brat and it looked like

745
00:43:16,909 --> 00:43:20,709
Speaker 1: we were all preparing to potentially see a woman becoming

746
00:43:20,749 --> 00:43:23,909
Speaker 1: the president of the United States for the first time. Yeah. Yeah.

747
00:43:23,989 --> 00:43:26,629
Speaker 1: We should also mention that earlier in the year there

748
00:43:26,749 --> 00:43:30,749
Speaker 1: was an assassination. Oh yeah, Bond, Donald Trump, Yeah, yep.

749
00:43:30,949 --> 00:43:33,869
Speaker 1: And I have to say, when I think back, it

750
00:43:33,989 --> 00:43:36,989
Speaker 1: was the moment where he had the bleeding ear, he

751
00:43:37,109 --> 00:43:40,109
Speaker 1: had his arm in the air and the American flag

752
00:43:40,669 --> 00:43:42,709
Speaker 1: was blowing in the wind behind him that I went,

753
00:43:42,949 --> 00:43:45,349
Speaker 1: I think he's got it. I think he's got it

754
00:43:45,389 --> 00:43:47,749
Speaker 1: in the back, I think he's got the election. The

755
00:43:47,789 --> 00:43:50,949
Speaker 1: Olympics started in late July, and luckily we were still

756
00:43:51,029 --> 00:43:53,229
Speaker 1: high off Dallas cheerleaders, so we were like, we're here

757
00:43:53,309 --> 00:43:56,189
Speaker 1: for elite athletes. Yeap, and Simon Biles was like, you

758
00:43:56,269 --> 00:43:59,469
Speaker 1: bitches want to watch me fly literally fly? Yeah yeah.

759
00:43:59,509 --> 00:44:05,669
Speaker 1: And Watrick Snoop was there. No, he was at every event.

760
00:44:05,789 --> 00:44:08,709
Speaker 1: He was front and center, and unfortunately he was in

761
00:44:08,789 --> 00:44:13,069
Speaker 1: attendance at the first breaking competition in Olympic history. No,

762
00:44:13,949 --> 00:44:16,549
Speaker 1: it was Saturday morning, Australia time when one of our

763
00:44:16,549 --> 00:44:18,909
Speaker 1: brothers messaged us and said, I'm gonna need you to

764
00:44:18,909 --> 00:44:22,909
Speaker 1: look up the Australian breaking because this moment is about

765
00:44:22,949 --> 00:44:28,269
Speaker 1: to go viral. And we watched that performance and went, yes, yeah,

766
00:44:28,349 --> 00:44:33,229
Speaker 1: the world is going to need to communally process. Yeah,

767
00:44:33,349 --> 00:44:37,629
Speaker 1: Australia isn't known for its breaking. If we have great breakers, respectfully,

768
00:44:37,829 --> 00:44:40,989
Speaker 1: don't look like Reygun. She didn't do anything that required

769
00:44:41,029 --> 00:44:45,069
Speaker 1: any skill maybe the headstand, and because of that she

770
00:44:45,109 --> 00:44:48,229
Speaker 1: did not earn a single point. No, it looked like

771
00:44:48,269 --> 00:44:50,909
Speaker 1: a seizure. People went through the seven stages of Greece.

772
00:44:51,269 --> 00:44:53,789
Speaker 1: We were sad and then we're embarrassed, and then people

773
00:44:53,869 --> 00:44:56,589
Speaker 1: got really angry. And I was like, I think Raygan

774
00:44:56,749 --> 00:45:00,389
Speaker 1: knows it wasn't good. No, no, let the woman live

775
00:45:00,909 --> 00:45:03,349
Speaker 1: Adele couldn't get through her concert without bringing up and

776
00:45:04,029 --> 00:45:07,829
Speaker 1: we talk a theme of this podcast, lady girls, she's

777
00:45:07,869 --> 00:45:11,749
Speaker 1: a lazy girl patron sa. I think Raygun was like,

778
00:45:11,829 --> 00:45:14,269
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm going to the Olympics for breaking.

779
00:45:14,309 --> 00:45:18,029
Speaker 1: I better work really and then she got distracted and

780
00:45:18,069 --> 00:45:20,869
Speaker 1: then she turned out and I was like, uh, oh, kangaroo.

781
00:45:21,069 --> 00:45:24,189
Speaker 1: And I think who among us hasn't thought I'm gonna

782
00:45:24,229 --> 00:45:26,269
Speaker 1: do something really hard? But you know what, I think

783
00:45:26,269 --> 00:45:27,629
Speaker 1: I'm gonna wing it, and I think it's gonna go

784
00:45:27,749 --> 00:45:32,109
Speaker 1: really really well. Actually, I think sometimes i'm the lies

785
00:45:32,149 --> 00:45:34,509
Speaker 1: we tell ourselves. I'm got under pressure. Yeah, yeah, I'm

786
00:45:34,549 --> 00:45:36,989
Speaker 1: better the less I prepare. Yah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

787
00:45:37,069 --> 00:45:38,909
Speaker 1: You can over prepare, and I think the others have

788
00:45:38,949 --> 00:45:41,549
Speaker 1: over prepared. You can overwork a breaking life. I've got

789
00:45:41,589 --> 00:45:43,469
Speaker 1: to be really in the moment and just react to

790
00:45:43,469 --> 00:45:45,589
Speaker 1: what's in front of me. I've got to like absorb

791
00:45:45,629 --> 00:45:48,229
Speaker 1: the energy of the crowd. I also think maybe she

792
00:45:48,349 --> 00:45:53,109
Speaker 1: put on that outfit provided by the Australian Olympic team

793
00:45:53,669 --> 00:45:56,709
Speaker 1: and she went, there isn't a way to make this

794
00:45:56,829 --> 00:45:59,749
Speaker 1: routine look good while I'm wearing this outfit. Yeah, I

795
00:45:59,749 --> 00:46:02,189
Speaker 1: don't think the hat had to stay on. It didn't

796
00:46:02,189 --> 00:46:04,269
Speaker 1: because you don't need some protection when you're on your head.

797
00:46:04,989 --> 00:46:08,309
Speaker 1: Some of my favorite reactions were pictures of ray Gun

798
00:46:08,309 --> 00:46:10,789
Speaker 1: and it said what my nephew does after telling us

799
00:46:10,829 --> 00:46:13,989
Speaker 1: to watch this and she's simply laying sideways on the ground.

800
00:46:14,189 --> 00:46:16,629
Speaker 1: The possum in my backyard when it sees my dog

801
00:46:16,989 --> 00:46:19,229
Speaker 1: and it's doing a little bit of a kick. And

802
00:46:19,269 --> 00:46:22,669
Speaker 1: also when we said every Olympic event should include one

803
00:46:22,669 --> 00:46:24,949
Speaker 1: average person for a reference, it was meant to be

804
00:46:24,989 --> 00:46:27,549
Speaker 1: a joke, but then we got a ray Gum. I

805
00:46:27,789 --> 00:46:31,749
Speaker 1: didn't get on one point, No darling. Then the internet

806
00:46:31,749 --> 00:46:34,909
Speaker 1: turned on Blake Lively in August. It ends with Us

807
00:46:34,989 --> 00:46:37,949
Speaker 1: as released, and it's based on the best selling book

808
00:46:37,989 --> 00:46:40,349
Speaker 1: of the same name by Colleen Hoover. Tells the story

809
00:46:40,389 --> 00:46:44,229
Speaker 1: of Lily Bloom played by Blake Lively, and she escapes

810
00:46:44,269 --> 00:46:49,389
Speaker 1: a rough childhood and meets her seemingly dream guy, Ryle Kingkate.

811
00:46:49,989 --> 00:46:53,229
Speaker 1: Ryle is played by Justin Baldoni, who was very much

812
00:46:53,229 --> 00:46:56,789
Speaker 1: in the zeitgeis for a hot minute, but Blake Lively

813
00:46:56,789 --> 00:46:59,549
Speaker 1: got in lots of trouble because in an Instagram video

814
00:46:59,589 --> 00:47:05,229
Speaker 1: promoting the movie, which again heavily features domestic violence, she said,

815
00:47:05,509 --> 00:47:07,589
Speaker 1: it ends with us as in theaters now, so grab

816
00:47:07,629 --> 00:47:10,029
Speaker 1: your friends, were your florals and head out to see it.

817
00:47:11,069 --> 00:47:14,629
Speaker 1: People thought this was tone deaf. She was very like, yay,

818
00:47:14,749 --> 00:47:17,989
Speaker 1: we're pink. Then there was an interview where she was

819
00:47:18,029 --> 00:47:22,309
Speaker 1: asked a terrible question, very badly worded, confusing question about

820
00:47:22,469 --> 00:47:24,189
Speaker 1: if people come up to you on the street, how

821
00:47:24,229 --> 00:47:27,429
Speaker 1: do you want them to tell you about their experiences

822
00:47:27,549 --> 00:47:30,709
Speaker 1: or something very odd, and she said like asking for

823
00:47:30,749 --> 00:47:34,509
Speaker 1: my address or my phone number? Location share? I can

824
00:47:34,549 --> 00:47:39,829
Speaker 1: location share you? Oh, Blake? Wrong? Tone right, wrong? Don't

825
00:47:40,229 --> 00:47:42,789
Speaker 1: She seemed to be using the publicity around the movie

826
00:47:42,789 --> 00:47:46,989
Speaker 1: to also promote her other businesses, her hair care yeah,

827
00:47:46,989 --> 00:47:50,109
Speaker 1: and also her cocktail Yes. Then, of course, an interview

828
00:47:50,189 --> 00:47:54,749
Speaker 1: was unearthed from twenty sixteen by Norwegian journalist Kirsty Fluff,

829
00:47:55,349 --> 00:48:00,349
Speaker 1: and the interview opened with flu congratulating Lively on her

830
00:48:00,629 --> 00:48:03,029
Speaker 1: little bump because she was pregnant. First of all, congrats

831
00:48:03,069 --> 00:48:06,829
Speaker 1: on your little bump. Congrats on your little bump. And

832
00:48:06,869 --> 00:48:09,869
Speaker 1: then she got offended about a very benign question about

833
00:48:09,869 --> 00:48:12,709
Speaker 1: costs gyms. But then, and this is what always happens,

834
00:48:12,749 --> 00:48:16,749
Speaker 1: everybody went, oh my gosh, poor journalist bullied by Blake Lively.

835
00:48:16,909 --> 00:48:19,469
Speaker 1: Blake Lively is a witch. Cast her out, cast her out.

836
00:48:19,989 --> 00:48:24,389
Speaker 1: But then Kirsty Flower shared another uncomfortable interview with Anne Hathaway,

837
00:48:25,029 --> 00:48:28,989
Speaker 1: and it was a bit like, babe, keep doing this, Babe.

838
00:48:29,949 --> 00:48:33,509
Speaker 1: I'd leave at a friend who every workplace she just

839
00:48:33,549 --> 00:48:37,789
Speaker 1: goes every workplace I go, they don't respect me. And

840
00:48:37,829 --> 00:48:40,109
Speaker 1: it's like, mate, I thank you shitty. Your job among

841
00:48:40,189 --> 00:48:42,869
Speaker 1: us hasn't sat around a table and gone shit, you're

842
00:48:42,909 --> 00:48:47,149
Speaker 1: the one everyone hates at work during competent like she

843
00:48:47,229 --> 00:48:51,749
Speaker 1: was upset because she asked Anne Hathaway to answer questions

844
00:48:51,749 --> 00:48:54,229
Speaker 1: in song, and Anne Hathaway laughed and basically said, I

845
00:48:54,229 --> 00:48:57,309
Speaker 1: shan't be doing that, and it's like what self respect

846
00:48:58,109 --> 00:49:04,629
Speaker 1: actually applauding Anne Moodng, moving on to Mown Moodang, a

847
00:49:04,669 --> 00:49:07,549
Speaker 1: baby pygmy hippo, went viral in September of this year

848
00:49:07,789 --> 00:49:12,229
Speaker 1: after being born in July in Thailand. Moodang obviously translates

849
00:49:12,269 --> 00:49:15,789
Speaker 1: to mean bouncy pig or bouncy pork. MoU is the

850
00:49:15,829 --> 00:49:19,749
Speaker 1: youngest of seven and his joys include playing with water,

851
00:49:19,909 --> 00:49:24,629
Speaker 1: doing roly polys, and food. Damn it, it's a she.

852
00:49:24,629 --> 00:49:27,789
Speaker 1: She has been described as the Girl of twenty twenty four.

853
00:49:28,269 --> 00:49:32,509
Speaker 1: So why so popular? Well, Moodng is apparently more playful

854
00:49:32,509 --> 00:49:36,509
Speaker 1: and energetic than other hippopotamuses. She also has lovely rosy cheeks,

855
00:49:37,069 --> 00:49:42,229
Speaker 1: but capitalism inevitably ruins everything. There's merch, there's a Moodden cryptocurrency.

856
00:49:42,749 --> 00:49:45,589
Speaker 1: You can get mood Den Christmas cards and Mooden calendars.

857
00:49:46,189 --> 00:49:49,589
Speaker 1: Influencers were like his how to get Mujang's look? Come on,

858
00:49:49,669 --> 00:49:52,909
Speaker 1: and it's like speaking of unrealistic beauty standards. Now I'm

859
00:49:52,909 --> 00:49:56,309
Speaker 1: expected to lure like a dewy pygmy hippone. Do you

860
00:49:56,309 --> 00:49:58,309
Speaker 1: want to know how to get Moodang's look okay, because

861
00:49:58,309 --> 00:50:00,309
Speaker 1: it's like a gray eyes shadow look. Oh and a

862
00:50:00,549 --> 00:50:04,269
Speaker 1: really lovely blush. Is it pretty? It's fine? Yeah? Okay.

863
00:50:04,749 --> 00:50:07,709
Speaker 1: Then in November, the Zoo posted a video of Moodang

864
00:50:07,789 --> 00:50:11,309
Speaker 1: choosing between two fruit dishes feature the names Donald Trump

865
00:50:11,389 --> 00:50:15,149
Speaker 1: and Kamala Harris to see who her election prediction was.

866
00:50:15,149 --> 00:50:18,149
Speaker 1: Do you remember this? Oh, I missed. I totally missed this.

867
00:50:18,349 --> 00:50:20,909
Speaker 1: I know. I thought, ah, this is when we hit

868
00:50:20,989 --> 00:50:25,829
Speaker 1: rock box. Hey, we don't know what's gonna happen, Moodang.

869
00:50:27,789 --> 00:50:30,269
Speaker 1: Do you By the way, everyone's making money off my

870
00:50:30,509 --> 00:50:35,989
Speaker 1: name and my enclosure stayed exactly the same. I don't

871
00:50:35,989 --> 00:50:40,069
Speaker 1: wear clothes and I have no bank account, so please

872
00:50:40,149 --> 00:50:45,069
Speaker 1: explain to me where the Moodan cryptocurrency? Fuck you? And

873
00:50:45,109 --> 00:50:47,229
Speaker 1: then Moodang walked over. I ate the fruit platter of

874
00:50:47,229 --> 00:50:50,949
Speaker 1: Donald Trump and got it more right than every bolster. Well,

875
00:50:51,709 --> 00:50:54,269
Speaker 1: I just I was thinking earlier this year. I thought

876
00:50:54,389 --> 00:50:56,269
Speaker 1: what would I do if I had unlimited funds? And

877
00:50:56,309 --> 00:50:59,069
Speaker 1: I thought I'd fly to Thailand. I'd see Moodang. No,

878
00:50:59,189 --> 00:51:01,269
Speaker 1: apparently you can only see Mudang for five minutes at

879
00:51:01,269 --> 00:51:03,389
Speaker 1: a time now because people throw things at people are

880
00:51:03,429 --> 00:51:07,149
Speaker 1: the worst people are horrible. Well, I would go there

881
00:51:07,589 --> 00:51:10,109
Speaker 1: and I would help because I have unlimited fund. Yeah,

882
00:51:10,509 --> 00:51:13,949
Speaker 1: I would actually help Moudan move into a better enclosure.

883
00:51:14,269 --> 00:51:17,069
Speaker 1: And I help her to trademarkt Yeah, like get on

884
00:51:17,109 --> 00:51:19,909
Speaker 1: the phone to Megan. Yeah, I'd say trademark before making

885
00:51:19,909 --> 00:51:22,349
Speaker 1: your instgra or whatever. But yes, trademark Moodan, you need

886
00:51:22,349 --> 00:51:26,389
Speaker 1: some business advice, ye, Jesse chapel Ron can't come to work.

887
00:51:27,029 --> 00:51:29,669
Speaker 1: Chapel Rone is twenty six, and she's a singer songwriter

888
00:51:29,829 --> 00:51:32,549
Speaker 1: who is hugely popular with jen Z and just generally

889
00:51:32,709 --> 00:51:36,189
Speaker 1: cool people. In October, she canceled a pair of festival

890
00:51:36,229 --> 00:51:39,629
Speaker 1: performances in New York and Maryland, saying that she needs

891
00:51:39,669 --> 00:51:42,549
Speaker 1: to take care of herself because she was struggling to

892
00:51:42,589 --> 00:51:46,949
Speaker 1: manage expectations and harassment and privacy concerns. She's talked a

893
00:51:46,989 --> 00:51:49,949
Speaker 1: lot about struggling with fame. She's posted all these TikTok

894
00:51:50,029 --> 00:51:54,229
Speaker 1: videos kind of criticizing people for approaching her in public

895
00:51:54,309 --> 00:51:57,589
Speaker 1: and saying it's weird and just because she's famous doesn't

896
00:51:57,629 --> 00:51:59,869
Speaker 1: mean she's not entitled to get a photo with me. Yes,

897
00:52:00,029 --> 00:52:03,309
Speaker 1: for some fans, they're a bit like, well, I bought

898
00:52:03,309 --> 00:52:05,109
Speaker 1: tickets to go and see you in New York and

899
00:52:05,189 --> 00:52:07,949
Speaker 1: I can't get a refund on my flights, And then

900
00:52:08,029 --> 00:52:12,429
Speaker 1: other people are like, well, mental health very important. All

901
00:52:12,469 --> 00:52:14,549
Speaker 1: I have to say is lazy girl, hard related lazy.

902
00:52:14,709 --> 00:52:17,229
Speaker 1: She's a lazy girl. You looked at your calendar and

903
00:52:17,229 --> 00:52:19,909
Speaker 1: you went, I don't want to do it. I thought

904
00:52:20,029 --> 00:52:23,069
Speaker 1: I wanted to be famous. Yes, I thought I want

905
00:52:23,149 --> 00:52:27,509
Speaker 1: And it's more work than I anticipated energetically, and also

906
00:52:27,549 --> 00:52:29,989
Speaker 1: have enough money. Now, yeah, it's all good. I'll just

907
00:52:30,029 --> 00:52:32,629
Speaker 1: take my money. It's like gambling. I'll just check out.

908
00:52:33,029 --> 00:52:34,749
Speaker 1: She could also probably at this point just have a

909
00:52:34,829 --> 00:52:38,509
Speaker 1: career as a TikToker who posts about how annoying it

910
00:52:38,549 --> 00:52:40,549
Speaker 1: is to be famous. Fine, like you don't have to

911
00:52:40,549 --> 00:52:43,629
Speaker 1: release any more music or perform. Actually it's fine, just

912
00:52:43,669 --> 00:52:48,429
Speaker 1: get brand deals about like being lazy. Yeah, Jesse, nobody

913
00:52:48,429 --> 00:52:53,109
Speaker 1: wants this. Everyone was watching Nobody Wants This in like

914
00:52:53,149 --> 00:52:57,549
Speaker 1: September October, starring Adam Brody and Kristen Bell, the show

915
00:52:57,589 --> 00:53:00,869
Speaker 1: about a sex podcaster and a newly single rabbi falling

916
00:53:00,909 --> 00:53:05,989
Speaker 1: in love. We all became sickeningly obsessed with Adam Brody Jesse.

917
00:53:06,269 --> 00:53:09,549
Speaker 1: Here were some of the best reactions Adam Brody's is

918
00:53:09,669 --> 00:53:11,949
Speaker 1: in this show is off the charts. It's like Seth

919
00:53:11,989 --> 00:53:15,109
Speaker 1: Cohen grew a beard and realized how fine he was

920
00:53:15,149 --> 00:53:18,149
Speaker 1: and sent an entire generation of OC girls into heat.

921
00:53:18,349 --> 00:53:21,749
Speaker 1: That's exactly what happened. Adam Brady is a perfect romance

922
00:53:21,829 --> 00:53:24,029
Speaker 1: lead and we have severely underutilized that in the last

923
00:53:24,069 --> 00:53:26,029
Speaker 1: ten to fifteen years. That's what everyone realized was like,

924
00:53:26,029 --> 00:53:27,829
Speaker 1: why did it take us this long? Why has he

925
00:53:27,869 --> 00:53:30,629
Speaker 1: only had fleeting parts? Yeah, yeah, he's a leading man.

926
00:53:30,709 --> 00:53:33,189
Speaker 1: There are celeb crushes, and then there's whatever the hell

927
00:53:33,229 --> 00:53:35,229
Speaker 1: I feel about Adam Brady. It is deeper because we

928
00:53:35,269 --> 00:53:38,109
Speaker 1: knew him as a kid. Yeah, not a kid, yeah, adult,

929
00:53:38,229 --> 00:53:40,829
Speaker 1: We've grown up with him. We then move into November.

930
00:53:41,909 --> 00:53:43,829
Speaker 1: It's a lead up to Schoolies and Australia has a

931
00:53:43,829 --> 00:53:47,749
Speaker 1: new tradition where sex workers from only fans keep yelling

932
00:53:47,789 --> 00:53:49,349
Speaker 1: that they're going to have sex with your sons on

933
00:53:49,429 --> 00:53:52,829
Speaker 1: camera and then everyone says no, please don't, and mothers squeal,

934
00:53:53,189 --> 00:53:56,629
Speaker 1: mother's squeal, They clutch their pearls. They say not my

935
00:53:57,629 --> 00:54:00,989
Speaker 1: not my little boy. He's only a child, yeah, and

936
00:54:01,029 --> 00:54:03,269
Speaker 1: then they say no, he's not try and stop us,

937
00:54:03,349 --> 00:54:05,149
Speaker 1: and then the sex worker says, there's a line of

938
00:54:05,189 --> 00:54:07,469
Speaker 1: them at my door and they're like, not my son,

939
00:54:08,029 --> 00:54:10,029
Speaker 1: and it's like I think maybe, I think maybe one

940
00:54:10,429 --> 00:54:15,069
Speaker 1: could be your son. The story is repetitive, he's bizarre, yes,

941
00:54:15,109 --> 00:54:18,149
Speaker 1: and it is mesmerizing because you got it's like a

942
00:54:18,189 --> 00:54:22,469
Speaker 1: game off ping pong, because the only Fans starts go,

943
00:54:23,269 --> 00:54:25,669
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make them have sex on camera, yeah, and

944
00:54:25,869 --> 00:54:28,269
Speaker 1: post it to my only fans and make money and

945
00:54:28,309 --> 00:54:30,669
Speaker 1: not pay them, and then the mothers are like, don't

946
00:54:30,709 --> 00:54:33,109
Speaker 1: do that. And then you know that they're going to

947
00:54:33,149 --> 00:54:35,269
Speaker 1: go back, and then they're going to go, that's not legal,

948
00:54:35,309 --> 00:54:36,789
Speaker 1: and then they're going to go back and go it

949
00:54:36,869 --> 00:54:38,789
Speaker 1: is legal, and yeah, it's just a really well it's

950
00:54:38,829 --> 00:54:41,509
Speaker 1: not ethical, and they'll say, I don't give a shit

951
00:54:41,589 --> 00:54:44,509
Speaker 1: about ethics. That's what's going wrong. So Bunny Blue and

952
00:54:44,549 --> 00:54:47,429
Speaker 1: Annie Knight, who say they've made a fortune from posting

953
00:54:47,469 --> 00:54:50,109
Speaker 1: content on only Fans, announced in November that they'd be

954
00:54:50,189 --> 00:54:53,549
Speaker 1: targeting barely legal boys for their content. I saw that

955
00:54:53,589 --> 00:54:56,069
Speaker 1: they went to Fiji. Did you see that they were

956
00:54:56,109 --> 00:54:59,029
Speaker 1: pursued by local authorities and some would say chased out

957
00:54:59,029 --> 00:55:01,669
Speaker 1: of the country. They didn't get to meet any of

958
00:55:01,709 --> 00:55:05,149
Speaker 1: the boys. Was the publicity worth it? Because yes, okay,

959
00:55:05,149 --> 00:55:07,429
Speaker 1: the publicity was great for them. I saw it and

960
00:55:07,429 --> 00:55:12,029
Speaker 1: I was like, excellent, your only fans go, your TikTok

961
00:55:12,149 --> 00:55:16,029
Speaker 1: going off. You are going to make bank. However, being

962
00:55:16,109 --> 00:55:20,469
Speaker 1: publicly pursued by authorities quite stressful, the rage baiting of

963
00:55:20,509 --> 00:55:22,189
Speaker 1: the whole thing. And you can seit in her eyes

964
00:55:22,509 --> 00:55:24,869
Speaker 1: when she's just like, I'm going to say something fused

965
00:55:24,949 --> 00:55:27,429
Speaker 1: and watch my bank account grow up, and it's like,

966
00:55:27,469 --> 00:55:31,069
Speaker 1: you know who you shouldn't cross? Boy moms, boy moms,

967
00:55:31,149 --> 00:55:33,989
Speaker 1: because boy moms, yeah, have some protecting to do. Yeah,

968
00:55:34,029 --> 00:55:38,069
Speaker 1: and probably the boy mums are running the AFP and

969
00:55:38,109 --> 00:55:41,309
Speaker 1: the Australian Federal Police are in VIGI. Yeah. And guests

970
00:55:41,309 --> 00:55:43,949
Speaker 1: who canceled your visa, Bonnie Blue? Yeah, a boy mum,

971
00:55:45,349 --> 00:55:48,069
Speaker 1: because all these people were like, hold on, if you're

972
00:55:48,109 --> 00:55:51,789
Speaker 1: here just on holiday, you can't be making money, Bonnie Blue.

973
00:55:52,669 --> 00:55:57,549
Speaker 1: Then they were like, we've canceled speaking of law? Yeah,

974
00:55:57,669 --> 00:55:59,749
Speaker 1: is that a reference to this being a courtroom? No,

975
00:56:00,229 --> 00:56:03,709
Speaker 1: speaking of the law and them saying that they are

976
00:56:03,709 --> 00:56:06,029
Speaker 1: not breaking the law. Oh. Yeah, you just know that

977
00:56:06,029 --> 00:56:09,189
Speaker 1: there are a lot of lawyers going I'm gonna find

978
00:56:09,269 --> 00:56:11,949
Speaker 1: I'm going to get thing. Yeah, I'm gonna get you.

979
00:56:12,029 --> 00:56:14,629
Speaker 1: And so yeah, no, we did throw everyone into a

980
00:56:14,629 --> 00:56:18,109
Speaker 1: bit of a tizzy, didn't it. I wonder what's happening? Schoolies?

981
00:56:18,149 --> 00:56:20,429
Speaker 1: Has just happened? Why should have Bonnie Blue can't even

982
00:56:20,429 --> 00:56:24,509
Speaker 1: be here. I wonder if any night she's on the prow.

983
00:56:26,029 --> 00:56:29,029
Speaker 1: I think she's on the prow. We now find ourselves

984
00:56:29,069 --> 00:56:32,189
Speaker 1: in December and we have Wicked. And if you're not

985
00:56:32,309 --> 00:56:35,189
Speaker 1: taking the lyrics of defying gravity and really holding space

986
00:56:35,229 --> 00:56:37,629
Speaker 1: with that and feeling power in that, then what are

987
00:56:37,629 --> 00:56:40,309
Speaker 1: you doing? What are you doing? Jess? It's a weird

988
00:56:40,389 --> 00:56:43,629
Speaker 1: end of the year because it's like very earnest and

989
00:56:43,829 --> 00:56:45,669
Speaker 1: very I don't know the fact that we're all going

990
00:56:45,669 --> 00:56:48,789
Speaker 1: into a cinema and watching a movie about a green

991
00:56:48,869 --> 00:56:52,029
Speaker 1: witch and sobbing. Does that say something about how broken

992
00:56:52,069 --> 00:56:55,229
Speaker 1: we are as a species. I think we'd all rather

993
00:56:55,269 --> 00:56:59,669
Speaker 1: be in Oz. Yeah what munchkin Land. People are reading

994
00:56:59,669 --> 00:57:02,269
Speaker 1: into it about you know, the Wizard of Oz being

995
00:57:02,269 --> 00:57:03,909
Speaker 1: a bit like Donald Trump, and it's like, yeah, I

996
00:57:03,909 --> 00:57:07,069
Speaker 1: don't know. I think we're just things aren't good. I

997
00:57:07,069 --> 00:57:09,029
Speaker 1: think we should before we go. I think that we

998
00:57:09,029 --> 00:57:12,149
Speaker 1: should choose our lazy because we have a few contenders.

999
00:57:12,229 --> 00:57:14,989
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Yeah, we have ray Gun hit in prep. Yeah,

1000
00:57:15,309 --> 00:57:18,389
Speaker 1: Chapel Roan, we have Megan Markel. They launched with no

1001
00:57:18,469 --> 00:57:21,829
Speaker 1: follow through. Yeah yeah, she did send out fifty jars

1002
00:57:21,869 --> 00:57:25,869
Speaker 1: of jam, but only I think four people posted. Yeah,

1003
00:57:25,989 --> 00:57:28,669
Speaker 1: that's not a good hit rate. At least forty jar

1004
00:57:28,709 --> 00:57:30,629
Speaker 1: of jam and didn't even post to their grid and

1005
00:57:30,669 --> 00:57:32,869
Speaker 1: it was a lazy plan. Yeah, yeah, I'm going to

1006
00:57:32,909 --> 00:57:35,709
Speaker 1: go Meghan. I'm going to go Meghan. I think that

1007
00:57:35,789 --> 00:57:40,029
Speaker 1: we're launching our brands. We're trying to cultivate a bit

1008
00:57:40,029 --> 00:57:44,709
Speaker 1: of momentum. We're hiring teams and we're losing teams allegedly,

1009
00:57:45,589 --> 00:57:50,189
Speaker 1: and I still don't have a salad bowl a tablecloth.

1010
00:57:50,189 --> 00:57:53,589
Speaker 1: How about a jar of mal Malay brand. I have

1011
00:57:53,709 --> 00:57:56,029
Speaker 1: some people in my life. Yeah, that would be the

1012
00:57:56,029 --> 00:57:57,149
Speaker 1: funniest PAS present.

1013
00:57:57,829 --> 00:57:58,269
Speaker 4: Would you like?

1014
00:57:58,389 --> 00:58:02,389
Speaker 1: Meghan Markle Serbia Okay, my lazy girl of the er yep,

1015
00:58:02,749 --> 00:58:06,749
Speaker 1: I've got two? Okay one the team behind the Wonker

1016
00:58:06,789 --> 00:58:12,069
Speaker 1: Experience it was one man. And when you say the team,

1017
00:58:12,109 --> 00:58:15,709
Speaker 1: I think who you're referring to as chat GPT. Okay, yes,

1018
00:58:16,589 --> 00:58:19,309
Speaker 1: very lazy, but actually that's my runner up Number one.

1019
00:58:23,429 --> 00:58:30,349
Speaker 1: Mood Deang. I think moodg is the laziest hippo. Yeah,

1020
00:58:30,669 --> 00:58:35,629
Speaker 1: because she wanders in her enclosure, yes, and falls up

1021
00:58:35,629 --> 00:58:39,749
Speaker 1: with look and fresh looking, and everyone's like, I want

1022
00:58:39,749 --> 00:58:41,389
Speaker 1: to do my makeup like Moodang. I want to be

1023
00:58:41,429 --> 00:58:43,829
Speaker 1: like Moudang. I want Moodang on my hat. And Moodang's like,

1024
00:58:43,869 --> 00:58:45,469
Speaker 1: you want me to eat a fruit bowl to pick

1025
00:58:45,469 --> 00:58:48,189
Speaker 1: the election. Fine, I'm not going to do it efficiently,

1026
00:58:48,669 --> 00:58:50,829
Speaker 1: but I'll do it and I'll pick it right. And

1027
00:58:50,909 --> 00:58:54,509
Speaker 1: I just think Moodang is a lazy girl for the ages.

1028
00:58:54,909 --> 00:58:57,149
Speaker 1: I love it. I love it. Thank you so much

1029
00:58:57,229 --> 00:58:59,189
Speaker 1: for joining us, and thank you for joining us for

1030
00:58:59,269 --> 00:59:02,989
Speaker 1: this year. It has been so much fun. If you

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Speaker 1: want to hang out with us over the holidays, you

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Speaker 1: can follow us on the Twins, Underscore Thoughts on Instagram,

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Speaker 1: or Canceled podcast on TikTok. The producer of Canceled is

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Speaker 1: Kimberly Bradish, with audio production by Leah Porgies. Bye