WEBVTT - Barnaby’s 'Imaginary' Dog & You Can't Get Into This Club 0:00:02.920 --> 0:00:06.320 Welcome Tomoma Mia out loud, out louders. It is what 0:00:06.360 --> 0:00:09.360 women are actually talking about on Wednesday, the twenty second 0:00:09.400 --> 0:00:12.399 of July. And my name is Hollyway right, my name 0:00:12.440 --> 0:00:15.920 is Amelia Lasto and my name is even And here's 0:00:15.960 --> 0:00:19.479 what's on our agenda for today, Shit skirts and bin faces. 0:00:19.640 --> 0:00:22.000 The UK has a new PM and I have a 0:00:22.120 --> 0:00:23.360 very quick cheat sheet. 0:00:23.160 --> 0:00:26.320 For an intro, plus how to get into the most 0:00:26.360 --> 0:00:28.360 exclusive club in the world. 0:00:29.000 --> 0:00:32.600 And why women are raising twenty years off of their career. 0:00:33.159 --> 0:00:36.280 But first, in case you missed it, Emily Vernon. 0:00:36.479 --> 0:00:39.559 In case you miss it, Australian politics have given us 0:00:39.640 --> 0:00:43.199 a tiny gold nugget of something that doesn't really have 0:00:43.280 --> 0:00:46.600 much to do with politics at all. So earlier this week, 0:00:46.680 --> 0:00:49.880 politician and Member of One Nation Barnaby Joyce was being 0:00:49.880 --> 0:00:52.920 interviewed by the ABC. He was dialing in remotely outside 0:00:52.960 --> 0:00:54.920 of his home in New South Wales and he was 0:00:55.000 --> 0:01:00.680 answering questions about his leaders Pauline Hansen's alleged European working holiday. 0:01:01.080 --> 0:01:02.360 So this is what happened. 0:01:02.880 --> 0:01:05.280 It seems to me, Barnaby Joyce, that your decision to 0:01:05.319 --> 0:01:08.800 defect to One Nation is dragging you further into a 0:01:08.880 --> 0:01:14.480 place of intolerance and racial discrimination. You're defending your leader, 0:01:14.520 --> 0:01:18.120 but are you really comfortable with where she is taking you? 0:01:20.440 --> 0:01:21.120 I think. 0:01:22.920 --> 0:01:24.280 Sorry, it's a dog. 0:01:26.720 --> 0:01:27.800 It's a dog. 0:01:27.920 --> 0:01:28.120 Now. 0:01:28.200 --> 0:01:30.760 Barnaby's got form when it comes to dogs. Do you 0:01:30.840 --> 0:01:34.319 remember back in twenty seventeen, he was Deputy Prime Minister 0:01:34.360 --> 0:01:38.360 at the time and Johnny Depp bought his dogs Pistol 0:01:38.440 --> 0:01:40.600 and Boo. These were the dogs he shed with Amber 0:01:40.680 --> 0:01:46.600 heard to Australia and then Barnaby, well, Barnaby issued a threat. 0:01:46.920 --> 0:01:47.520 Let's listen. 0:01:48.040 --> 0:01:50.880 It comes to the next issue, which is a gentleman 0:01:50.920 --> 0:01:53.600 by the name of John Christopher Depp, and he has 0:01:53.640 --> 0:01:56.960 decided to bring into our nation two dogs without actually 0:01:57.040 --> 0:02:01.480 getting the proper certification and the proper permits required. Basically 0:02:01.520 --> 0:02:06.120 looks like he snuck them in. Now mister deb has 0:02:06.160 --> 0:02:10.240 to either take his dogs back to California or we're 0:02:10.280 --> 0:02:11.359 gonna have to euthanize them. 0:02:13.200 --> 0:02:16.000 Remember he threatened Pistol and Blit Boo. It was a 0:02:16.000 --> 0:02:16.640 big deal. 0:02:17.040 --> 0:02:18.840 That's such a rec threat to the dogs. 0:02:18.880 --> 0:02:21.920 He gave him something like forty eight hours and he said, 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:23.920 if you don't get them out in forty eight hours, 0:02:23.960 --> 0:02:25.000 I'm going to put them out. 0:02:25.600 --> 0:02:28.400 Is what you're suggesting that Barnaby is no friend to 0:02:28.440 --> 0:02:28.680 the dog. 0:02:28.760 --> 0:02:31.120 I mean, it doesn't sound like it, though, I will 0:02:31.200 --> 0:02:34.960 say Barnaby said today apparently the dog's name is Stella. 0:02:35.040 --> 0:02:38.120 She's a little dog and like a young dog. I 0:02:38.160 --> 0:02:40.440 don't know the size of Stella because no photos have 0:02:40.520 --> 0:02:43.840 been released of Stella. But he says that Stella still 0:02:43.919 --> 0:02:46.360 loves him, So make of that what you will. 0:02:46.480 --> 0:02:48.480 I love this because two things. I love the way 0:02:48.520 --> 0:02:51.720 he goes to Sarah Ferguson. It's a dog like because 0:02:51.760 --> 0:02:53.600 he does have two small children in the house. 0:02:55.440 --> 0:02:57.240 He's like, we can't have any. 0:02:57.080 --> 0:02:58.160 Confusion about that. 0:02:58.320 --> 0:03:00.359 A dog, it's But then the other thing I love 0:03:00.480 --> 0:03:02.960 is what's unfolded in the two days since this, and 0:03:03.320 --> 0:03:06.680 is like, you wouldn't yell at a city cavoodle like that, 0:03:07.280 --> 0:03:09.160 but you can yell at a country dog like that. 0:03:09.240 --> 0:03:11.160 So really Barnaby is being true blue. 0:03:11.200 --> 0:03:15.320 It's also a little bit interesting slash coincidental that Sarah 0:03:15.320 --> 0:03:18.440 Ferguson no one for her tough questions ramps up to 0:03:18.720 --> 0:03:21.160 the toughest question of the interview, which is why you 0:03:21.240 --> 0:03:23.880 aligned with Pauline Hanson when she's getting ever more extreme 0:03:23.919 --> 0:03:26.600 in her policies, and at that very moment, poor little 0:03:26.639 --> 0:03:28.160 Stella happens to interrupt. 0:03:28.320 --> 0:03:31.400 So your other thesis is that maybe Stella was imaginary 0:03:31.440 --> 0:03:32.000 at this point. 0:03:32.080 --> 0:03:35.240 Oh, we need bought him sometime. 0:03:34.960 --> 0:03:37.240 Distraction tactic, bring the dog in. 0:03:37.280 --> 0:03:39.600 I'd like to hear from Stella. Actually, I need to 0:03:39.640 --> 0:03:40.440 know what went down. 0:03:41.760 --> 0:03:45.320 Every gardener was once just a girl standing in front 0:03:45.360 --> 0:03:48.480 of a scary nightclub bouncer asking to be allowed into 0:03:48.560 --> 0:03:49.840 a very cool clubs. 0:03:50.960 --> 0:03:52.960 Oh Holly, that makes me want to give young you 0:03:53.000 --> 0:03:53.400 a little bit. 0:03:53.760 --> 0:03:57.360 It's true, it's true. We've all been there, worried that 0:03:57.400 --> 0:04:01.560 their inherent uncoolness is somehow on blatant display, like it's 0:04:01.560 --> 0:04:05.200 somewhere hidden in your haircut, or your shoes or the 0:04:05.280 --> 0:04:07.720 jacket that you put on because it was cold. But 0:04:07.800 --> 0:04:11.040 clearly that doesn't matter. Look, we've all been there, and 0:04:11.080 --> 0:04:14.560 that's why I love this story in the Financial Times 0:04:14.720 --> 0:04:18.400 about a woman, well, a writer called Anne Sylvain Chissan. 0:04:19.040 --> 0:04:22.920 She was trying to get into arguably the world's coolest club. 0:04:23.080 --> 0:04:27.240 Right it's called Bergaine. Oh yeah, and it's in Berlin. 0:04:27.480 --> 0:04:28.080 Oh my god. 0:04:28.160 --> 0:04:30.520 The amount of people who I know who have traveled 0:04:30.560 --> 0:04:34.960 to Berlin and have tried to get into it is insane. 0:04:34.560 --> 0:04:36.880 Because it won't surprise you to know, or maybe it 0:04:36.880 --> 0:04:40.120 will that I'm not deep in club culture anymore, but 0:04:40.240 --> 0:04:43.719 even I know that Berlin has the coolest clubs right 0:04:44.240 --> 0:04:47.000 and that this is the coolest of them. It inspired 0:04:47.040 --> 0:04:49.640 the Berlin club scene, including Bergaine, inspired all of my 0:04:49.680 --> 0:04:53.120 friend Harry Styles new record CHALAMAI goes there. Lots of 0:04:53.120 --> 0:04:56.720 people go there. The door policy is famously brutal. So 0:04:56.960 --> 0:05:02.080 our writer friend Anne, she tried and tries. She studies 0:05:02.120 --> 0:05:05.039 the law, she reads the history of the place. She 0:05:05.200 --> 0:05:08.400 knows who the bouncer is. He's very famous, very scary 0:05:08.440 --> 0:05:09.919 looking guy with a lot of facial period. 0:05:09.920 --> 0:05:13.680 If there's anything that is super cool, it is doing homework. 0:05:13.800 --> 0:05:16.200 So I'm so glad that she approach. 0:05:16.520 --> 0:05:21.000 The bouncer like the door policeman is called Sven Marquant 0:05:21.160 --> 0:05:23.160 and he has a face full of piercings and no 0:05:23.279 --> 0:05:25.479 fucks to give. That is truth. So he stands on 0:05:25.520 --> 0:05:27.920 the door and he says the words we've all heard, 0:05:28.640 --> 0:05:29.400 not tonight. 0:05:29.240 --> 0:05:32.400 Ladies, except in German, which is even more terrifying. 0:05:33.000 --> 0:05:35.360 Anyway, she tries and tries, and then it's a twenty 0:05:35.360 --> 0:05:37.400 four hour club, this one, right, So sometimes she tries 0:05:37.440 --> 0:05:40.040 at eight am, sometimes she tries at six pm, sometimes 0:05:40.080 --> 0:05:43.320 she tries at ten pm, and then eventually she gets in. 0:05:43.400 --> 0:05:44.880 Do you want to know what made the difference to 0:05:44.920 --> 0:05:48.560 her getting She took off all her makeup. 0:05:48.839 --> 0:05:49.200 Smart. 0:05:49.400 --> 0:05:53.120 I scrubbed off every trace of makeup, convinced my deal 0:05:53.279 --> 0:05:57.960 lipstick had betrayed me? Amelia? Are you going bear faith 0:05:58.120 --> 0:05:59.479 to get into this club? 0:05:59.800 --> 0:06:03.000 So this will probably surprise no one. I have literally 0:06:03.040 --> 0:06:04.440 never stood in a nightclub. 0:06:04.680 --> 0:06:08.320 Line? Is that because she just I've never been to 0:06:08.400 --> 0:06:11.039 a nightclub. I don't even know what happens at them. 0:06:11.800 --> 0:06:13.040 You've never been never. 0:06:15.000 --> 0:06:18.640 It's like, goodness, New York City. 0:06:18.760 --> 0:06:20.240 Even when I was sang in New York City and 0:06:20.360 --> 0:06:21.560 have a cocktail then I go home. 0:06:22.000 --> 0:06:24.320 So all your pairs of shoes must be so clean? 0:06:25.160 --> 0:06:25.360 Yes? 0:06:25.600 --> 0:06:26.839 Is that what happens in clubs? 0:06:28.560 --> 0:06:31.080 Stick anyway? Okay, you've never known a Look. 0:06:31.360 --> 0:06:34.160 Here here's my sort of angle on this and why 0:06:34.200 --> 0:06:37.719 I'm obsessed with this story. And it's because Elon Musk 0:06:38.040 --> 0:06:40.640 couldn't get into this club, and people think that's why 0:06:40.640 --> 0:06:41.440 he went crazy. 0:06:41.640 --> 0:06:44.480 What let me explain. There's a big investigation about this, 0:06:44.640 --> 0:06:45.080 I want. 0:06:44.920 --> 0:06:45.920 To let him into my club. 0:06:45.960 --> 0:06:46.200 Either. 0:06:46.240 --> 0:06:48.960 To be fair I was, I'd be like, sorry, love 0:06:49.240 --> 0:06:49.839 not tonight. 0:06:50.000 --> 0:06:54.400 That So in twenty twenty two, Elon Musk goes to 0:06:54.440 --> 0:06:58.320 Berlin because he's opening a new Tesla factory in Germany. 0:06:58.720 --> 0:07:00.760 He's the world's richest man this point. 0:07:00.960 --> 0:07:05.120 He goes obviously to Bergan Bergaine and he says, I 0:07:05.160 --> 0:07:07.880 want to get in, and then he claims that he 0:07:08.040 --> 0:07:10.840 left the line because the word piece was written on 0:07:10.880 --> 0:07:13.800 the outside wall, and he famously hates the word piece 0:07:14.120 --> 0:07:16.240 and it drove him into such a rage that he 0:07:16.360 --> 0:07:18.000 left the line. 0:07:18.080 --> 0:07:19.760 That is his story. 0:07:19.960 --> 0:07:24.040 One second, he hates the word piece, like. 0:07:24.040 --> 0:07:25.400 Who hates the word. 0:07:27.720 --> 0:07:30.920 So anyway, Bergaine declined to comment on whether they did 0:07:31.040 --> 0:07:34.560 or did not refuse him entry, but on Reddit some 0:07:34.720 --> 0:07:37.520 musers said they did get him see him get turned 0:07:37.520 --> 0:07:40.720 away by none other than Spend Mark Quat himself and 0:07:40.720 --> 0:07:43.920 I'm famous obsessed with Spen, the famous bouncer who was 0:07:44.080 --> 0:07:47.520 very lavishly pierced. Anyway, it seems there's a couple of 0:07:47.640 --> 0:07:49.560 reasons why people think he didn't get in. You want 0:07:49.600 --> 0:07:51.600 to hear them. So the first one is that he 0:07:51.680 --> 0:07:54.680 went at the worst possible time. A Vice writer named 0:07:54.720 --> 0:07:58.200 Catherine Fields has written that any crash course in Berlin 0:07:58.320 --> 0:08:01.960 nightlife will start with a lesson on peak hours. People 0:08:02.000 --> 0:08:04.560 in America, probably people in Australia who think Friday and 0:08:04.600 --> 0:08:07.360 Saturday nights at the regular time to go to a club. 0:08:07.440 --> 0:08:09.480 Oh no, no, no, it's not when the cool people 0:08:09.720 --> 0:08:10.440 very touristy. 0:08:10.760 --> 0:08:14.920 Any time between ten pm and six or seven am. 0:08:15.280 --> 0:08:18.240 It's just hopelessly touristy. Forget about it. 0:08:19.200 --> 0:08:21.720 Another reason, well, see Harry and Zelle in there at 0:08:21.760 --> 0:08:22.200 that time. 0:08:22.400 --> 0:08:25.160 No, it's the seriously going at like two o'clock after 0:08:25.480 --> 0:08:26.640 for the people with the vodka. 0:08:27.000 --> 0:08:28.040 Oh day, drinking. 0:08:27.800 --> 0:08:29.040 Gives me a headache. Okay. 0:08:29.280 --> 0:08:33.160 Another reason could be because he was dressed pretty casually, 0:08:33.280 --> 0:08:35.400 as people said, look, you've never seen him in anything 0:08:35.400 --> 0:08:38.240 other than basically a T shirt and jeans, And as 0:08:38.240 --> 0:08:41.920 this Vice investigation pointed out, the most casually dressed person 0:08:41.960 --> 0:08:43.959 coming out of that club on a recent night was 0:08:44.000 --> 0:08:47.240 wearing a leather trench coat and had dyed blue hair. 0:08:47.640 --> 0:08:49.959 So it could be that he just wasn't dressed very well, 0:08:50.000 --> 0:08:51.640 not in blin. The third reason is. 0:08:51.600 --> 0:08:53.920 That he doesn't give off the right vibe. 0:08:54.480 --> 0:08:57.560 Sven is all about the vibe check and a university 0:08:57.600 --> 0:09:00.839 mate of Masks has said he's very straightly, he doesn't 0:09:00.960 --> 0:09:03.240 like to drink, and then here's a quote from him. 0:09:03.320 --> 0:09:05.480 There were some nights where I'd be like, where's Elon? 0:09:05.640 --> 0:09:07.400 And I go up to his room and pound on 0:09:07.440 --> 0:09:10.679 the door and he's in there alone playing a video game. 0:09:10.880 --> 0:09:12.040 What's with the makeup? 0:09:12.160 --> 0:09:12.559 Okay? 0:09:12.679 --> 0:09:15.480 So because Elon probably wasn't wearing makeup and it didn't 0:09:15.520 --> 0:09:18.960 work for him, why are you cooler without makeup? 0:09:19.280 --> 0:09:21.680 I think you have to look like you're part of 0:09:21.720 --> 0:09:25.120 the vibe. So my TikTok feed is completely filled with 0:09:25.280 --> 0:09:28.320 videos of people teaching other people on how to get 0:09:28.360 --> 0:09:31.559 into this nightclub. I found a video from a TikToker. 0:09:31.600 --> 0:09:34.400 Her TikToker name is Mayor Abroad and she's an American 0:09:34.400 --> 0:09:37.640 who's been living in Berlin since twenty eighteen, and she 0:09:37.679 --> 0:09:40.880 posted a video that now has over two million views 0:09:40.960 --> 0:09:43.400 because it's has step by step guide on how to 0:09:43.400 --> 0:09:44.760 get into night club. 0:09:45.200 --> 0:09:46.520 I need you guys listen to this. 0:09:47.040 --> 0:09:49.640 How to actually get into Berkhein. Here's the ultimate guide. 0:09:49.880 --> 0:09:51.920 First and foremost, if you're a tourist who doesn't even 0:09:52.000 --> 0:09:54.600 like techno and isn't interested in the music one bit. Honestly, 0:09:54.640 --> 0:09:56.600 don't even try going here. If you just want to 0:09:56.600 --> 0:09:58.360 have a crazy time. You don't have a clue. The 0:09:58.400 --> 0:10:00.319 bouncer is gonna smell that shit from a mile away, 0:10:00.360 --> 0:10:01.839 and if you don't fit the vibe and the party, 0:10:01.840 --> 0:10:03.760 they're not gonna want you there. So if you're actually 0:10:03.760 --> 0:10:05.520 into techno and you're up for the challenge, the first 0:10:05.520 --> 0:10:07.000 thing you got to nail is your outfit. As you 0:10:07.040 --> 0:10:09.120 probably know by now, you should wear all blacks, stay 0:10:09.120 --> 0:10:11.960 away from name brands, anything that doesn't fit the grungy vibe. 0:10:12.160 --> 0:10:15.480 I'd recommend wearing something mesh like bra tops, harnesses, a 0:10:15.520 --> 0:10:18.080 grunge skirt or shorts. You can never go wrong with chains. 0:10:18.360 --> 0:10:21.000 For makeup, go with dark eyeliner and eyeshadow and try 0:10:21.040 --> 0:10:22.320 to slick your hair back with gel. 0:10:23.280 --> 0:10:25.000 Okay, this sounds like. 0:10:27.520 --> 0:10:31.640 Who's getting hair is maybe you nineteen eighties tongue. 0:10:31.679 --> 0:10:34.440 I think it's just like matrix, like just go as 0:10:34.480 --> 0:10:36.240 like someone vibe. 0:10:36.240 --> 0:10:39.440 It's very like techno serious right like? And this is 0:10:39.520 --> 0:10:40.800 clearly very much what. 0:10:40.720 --> 0:10:43.920 If it's a cold Berlin can get very. 0:10:44.679 --> 0:10:47.280 In the cold, but let the trench coat yeah, or 0:10:47.320 --> 0:10:48.800 like maybe a black passage. 0:10:48.840 --> 0:10:50.560 I got one of those, Like. 0:10:50.520 --> 0:10:53.480 You feel the colt, you're there for techno dancing. You 0:10:53.520 --> 0:10:57.839 can't feel the trench. I do, Oh my god. 0:10:59.480 --> 0:11:01.040 But you know you're up in the north of England 0:11:01.160 --> 0:11:04.200 standing in nightclub queues in minus five while wearing a 0:11:04.200 --> 0:11:05.760 bra top. It's in my DNA. 0:11:05.920 --> 0:11:07.240 It's because you just have to drink. 0:11:07.080 --> 0:11:08.480 A lot so you don't feel anything. 0:11:08.640 --> 0:11:09.880 And again there's drinking. 0:11:10.080 --> 0:11:13.160 But the top comment from this video was also another 0:11:13.160 --> 0:11:16.600 suggestion that said the best method is to wear a backpack. 0:11:16.920 --> 0:11:19.120 The bouncer sees it and knows you're the type to 0:11:19.200 --> 0:11:22.480 stay long. Throw an extra outfit and self care products too. 0:11:22.679 --> 0:11:23.600 I got in that way. 0:11:23.840 --> 0:11:26.200 Wow, wow, oh my god. 0:11:26.280 --> 0:11:28.400 I'm so glad these days are behind me. I just 0:11:28.440 --> 0:11:30.680 remember the anxiety of standing in a queue for a 0:11:30.679 --> 0:11:32.960 really long time and then getting to the front and 0:11:33.000 --> 0:11:34.800 just seeing their eyes and you're like, you're like, I 0:11:34.880 --> 0:11:37.280 know if you don't have to say, or even worse, 0:11:37.360 --> 0:11:42.280 your friends get in and you Doug oh, Harry Styles 0:11:42.320 --> 0:11:44.120 gets in and you like that. 0:11:44.040 --> 0:11:46.280 This is some real news I can use. So basically, 0:11:46.320 --> 0:11:50.679 no makeup, leather trench, mesh, bra top and gel that's 0:11:50.679 --> 0:11:52.520 what you're going to wear to the next out loud recording. 0:11:52.520 --> 0:11:55.120 Honestly, we might let you in. 0:11:56.080 --> 0:11:58.679 What I've just been told by our producer is that 0:11:58.720 --> 0:12:00.839 we're also on call the We've been saying the name 0:12:00.840 --> 0:12:02.199 of the club wrong all the way through. 0:12:03.559 --> 0:12:10.160 It's actually called Bergheim. I'm really then, We're so sorry. 0:12:11.240 --> 0:12:13.880 In a moment, Britain has a new Prime Minister and 0:12:13.960 --> 0:12:17.840 Holly is excited about it. A shit suit update. 0:12:19.520 --> 0:12:21.400 Hi louders, it's meya here. 0:12:21.960 --> 0:12:26.680 I recorded our scurelous Gossip Tuesday subscriber episode with em 0:12:26.760 --> 0:12:29.280 and Holly. We talked about the coolest wedding of the 0:12:29.360 --> 0:12:32.120 year that you weren't invited to that wasn't Taylor Swift 0:12:32.160 --> 0:12:34.600 because maybe you went to that a lot of people did. 0:12:35.120 --> 0:12:39.880 We also spoke about j Lo's very passive, aggressive heavenly 0:12:40.080 --> 0:12:43.480 photo dump to celebrate her fifty seventh birthday and how 0:12:43.480 --> 0:12:44.720 her sister might feel about that. 0:12:45.280 --> 0:12:47.560 So much more Gossip. There's a link in the show 0:12:47.600 --> 0:12:49.240 notes Got it in your ears? 0:12:49.960 --> 0:12:54.080 Britain has its seventh Prime minister since twenty sixteen. Andy 0:12:54.080 --> 0:12:57.280 Burnham has vowed to bring back hope to the country 0:12:57.360 --> 0:13:01.200 in a speech delivered controversially without a turned outside Number 0:13:01.280 --> 0:13:02.560 ten Downing Street yesterday. 0:13:02.920 --> 0:13:06.040 I know people at home are fed up with politics. 0:13:06.600 --> 0:13:09.360 I hear you, and I want to be honest with you. 0:13:10.320 --> 0:13:13.800 We have not been good enough and we need to 0:13:13.920 --> 0:13:17.680 be better. We will be We will make this moment 0:13:18.520 --> 0:13:20.800 a circuit breaker for Britain. 0:13:21.600 --> 0:13:21.920 Holly. 0:13:22.360 --> 0:13:24.400 I know that it's cool that he didn't use a 0:13:24.400 --> 0:13:27.760 elect turn, and I know that you love his northern accent. 0:13:28.280 --> 0:13:31.360 But to me, he looks largely like the last man 0:13:31.400 --> 0:13:33.800 who was Prime Minister. So I'm not getting the hype 0:13:33.920 --> 0:13:36.560 about why he's the second coming. You got to explain 0:13:36.600 --> 0:13:36.920 it to me. 0:13:37.080 --> 0:13:41.040 How very dare you, really, Lester? How very dare you 0:13:41.080 --> 0:13:45.319 suggest that this middle aged white man is not massively 0:13:45.400 --> 0:13:48.160 different from the last middle aged white man. 0:13:48.280 --> 0:13:50.520 They both have glasses. Neither of them will get in 0:13:50.520 --> 0:13:51.239 at Bergheim? 0:13:51.960 --> 0:13:53.320 What is the differen though? 0:13:53.720 --> 0:13:57.880 Burnham might get into Bergheim because he is the cool 0:13:57.960 --> 0:14:01.280 he is the INDIEPM. Right, he's from Manchester. The man 0:14:01.280 --> 0:14:03.400 has stood in a few nightclub lines in his life. 0:14:03.440 --> 0:14:04.439 We know this about him. 0:14:04.440 --> 0:14:06.520 Well, I don't know, because he got rid of hot 0:14:06.840 --> 0:14:07.480 left turn guy. 0:14:07.640 --> 0:14:10.480 Well here's the first. So this is interesting because so 0:14:11.080 --> 0:14:13.640 Andy Burnham. We talked about this briefly a few weeks ago, 0:14:13.760 --> 0:14:16.120 but he was the mayor of Manchester, Right's may and 0:14:16.120 --> 0:14:18.560 Manchesters for quite a long time. Popular mayor seem to 0:14:18.559 --> 0:14:21.480 do quite a lot of good stuff, think Mam Darmi, 0:14:21.760 --> 0:14:25.320 but not quite as radical, right, but think about like 0:14:25.480 --> 0:14:28.440 the enthusiasm for a local mayor who actually appears to 0:14:28.480 --> 0:14:31.320 do the other thing he has in common with Mam Danny. 0:14:31.520 --> 0:14:35.320 Mam Darmi is very good on social media, a great communicator, 0:14:35.840 --> 0:14:38.440 a little bit cringe sometimes, but gives it a red 0:14:38.440 --> 0:14:41.000 hot go. The opposite of the politicians who are all 0:14:41.040 --> 0:14:42.240 really afraid of it and don't know. 0:14:42.200 --> 0:14:44.240 Wat is he like sitting in his car putting on 0:14:44.280 --> 0:14:47.320 his lip liners saying like today in Manchester. 0:14:47.000 --> 0:14:50.120 It's very like that. Actually he did his first few days. 0:14:50.200 --> 0:14:52.240 So anyway, back to the lectern for a minute before 0:14:52.240 --> 0:14:55.080 I get to that. So it's rare that he put 0:14:55.080 --> 0:14:57.240 a foot wrong, which he did by doing away with 0:14:57.280 --> 0:14:57.920 hot Legtern. 0:14:58.000 --> 0:14:59.920 Guys who was hot Leg turn? 0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:03.480 So what because so Britain's had seven prime ministers since breaksit, 0:15:03.680 --> 0:15:06.360 so in ten years that's a lot. I mean, Australia, 0:15:06.400 --> 0:15:08.200 we feel the pain. We went through a period of 0:15:08.240 --> 0:15:12.680 that ourselves. But every time we knew that a prime 0:15:12.680 --> 0:15:14.920 minister was about to resign or was about to take 0:15:14.960 --> 0:15:18.000 the job outside Number ten, first of all, the cat 0:15:18.000 --> 0:15:20.440 would walk out and walk around a little bit and 0:15:20.480 --> 0:15:23.720 be like like something's going on here today, and there'd 0:15:23.760 --> 0:15:27.040 be lots of social media about that. And then this 0:15:27.160 --> 0:15:31.800 hot young man would wheel out electorn and put it 0:15:31.840 --> 0:15:33.800 in place and set up the mics and stuff. And 0:15:33.840 --> 0:15:37.760 he became so familiar to the British problem because of the. 0:15:37.720 --> 0:15:41.000 Constant turnover a prime minister and recognize his bicepter. 0:15:43.160 --> 0:15:45.800 And I think that Burnham so as I say, Burnham 0:15:45.840 --> 0:15:48.240 is social social media savvy, and I think he was 0:15:48.280 --> 0:15:50.680 like I'm not having that guy stealing my thunder. 0:15:50.360 --> 0:15:52.040 On my big day, right. 0:15:52.320 --> 0:15:54.120 So he's been through a lot to get here, Burnham, 0:15:54.160 --> 0:15:56.840 because he was the mayor of Manchester, he wasn't actually 0:15:56.840 --> 0:15:58.640 a sitting member of Parliament. And obviously you have to 0:15:58.680 --> 0:16:02.040 be wont to be prime minister. But the previous Prime minister, Kirstarma, 0:16:02.080 --> 0:16:04.840 had become so unpopular that it became obvious that if 0:16:04.880 --> 0:16:08.080 Labor wants to hold onto anything, you know, long term, 0:16:08.200 --> 0:16:09.840 they were going to have to swap him out and 0:16:10.040 --> 0:16:11.040 roll the lectern and. 0:16:11.000 --> 0:16:11.720 The cat out again. 0:16:12.480 --> 0:16:15.080 So Burnham had to have a bi election in Manchester 0:16:15.200 --> 0:16:17.800 just to become an MP, but he won it resoundingly. 0:16:17.880 --> 0:16:18.400 That was great. 0:16:18.440 --> 0:16:20.960 So now he's come down to London. I'm his train 0:16:21.080 --> 0:16:23.680 with his big boy pants and he's standing. He's like 0:16:23.760 --> 0:16:27.240 he is now prime Minister. The ways that he's different 0:16:27.360 --> 0:16:31.120 might be subtle to you, Amelia, but to Brits who 0:16:31.120 --> 0:16:34.640 are very finely tuned to these things, his accent is 0:16:34.680 --> 0:16:37.880 a big deal. He is the first Prime minister to 0:16:37.880 --> 0:16:40.160 have a Northern English accent in fifty years. 0:16:40.320 --> 0:16:41.040 Wow. 0:16:41.120 --> 0:16:42.920 The last prime minister to have a Northern English accent 0:16:42.960 --> 0:16:45.760 was in the nineteen seventies. So think about like that 0:16:45.840 --> 0:16:48.280 might not sound like a big deal, but if you think, 0:16:48.320 --> 0:16:50.280 even here in Australia at the minute, how much of 0:16:50.640 --> 0:16:54.320 how much it's becoming a thing about like powers so centralized. 0:16:54.360 --> 0:16:56.360 No one cares about the regions, No one cares about 0:16:56.360 --> 0:16:59.120 anywhere except the big city elites. And in they're not 0:16:59.160 --> 0:17:02.960 comparable parable countries because the populations are so different. But 0:17:03.720 --> 0:17:04.560 in Britain that's. 0:17:04.440 --> 0:17:05.119 A big deal. 0:17:05.240 --> 0:17:08.160 Like the London elites are a big deal, right, think 0:17:08.240 --> 0:17:10.080 of the fact that out of the fifty nine prime 0:17:10.080 --> 0:17:13.199 ministers Briton's ever had, twenty of them went to the 0:17:13.240 --> 0:17:16.720 same private school they went to eat where Prince William, 0:17:16.760 --> 0:17:19.800 Prince Harry goes. Right, So this is a state educated 0:17:19.960 --> 0:17:23.199 Northern English dude who knows how to use a smartphone. 0:17:23.200 --> 0:17:28.200 We're gonna get to that minute, and that seems like wow, 0:17:28.359 --> 0:17:31.600 it's He also generally doesn't wear a suit. We were 0:17:31.640 --> 0:17:33.119 talked about this the other week. He wears a T 0:17:33.240 --> 0:17:35.240 shirt and a jacket and he thinks he's very cool. 0:17:35.280 --> 0:17:38.760 But interestingly he was wearing this Why is that it's 0:17:38.800 --> 0:17:41.040 the shit suit to wear? 0:17:41.080 --> 0:17:41.240 Of it? 0:17:41.920 --> 0:17:43.920 But I think that it's the suit that your mum 0:17:43.960 --> 0:17:45.520 puts you in for school photo day. 0:17:45.440 --> 0:17:47.960 You're like is and you can tell it's part of 0:17:47.960 --> 0:17:49.879 his charm that he's a little bit uncomfortable in the 0:17:49.920 --> 0:17:51.879 suit because he's just a bloke. He's just a bloke 0:17:52.000 --> 0:17:55.960 like you, you know. And it's funny because there are 0:17:56.119 --> 0:17:58.320 lots of videos on his socials that are showing how 0:17:58.320 --> 0:18:01.680 hard he's working. He's doing interviews with YouTubers where they're 0:18:01.720 --> 0:18:05.119 standing on ladders and then he's doing quick fire questions 0:18:05.119 --> 0:18:06.679 I know, and a lot of people are kind of like, 0:18:06.720 --> 0:18:08.679 are you running the country? Are you making content? But 0:18:08.760 --> 0:18:13.679 those people don't understand what we're dealing with now, So 0:18:13.760 --> 0:18:15.920 there's a lot of there's a lot of. 0:18:16.240 --> 0:18:19.119 You're giving the energy of going into the comments and 0:18:19.160 --> 0:18:21.840 responding to every single comment. That's like he's not working 0:18:21.880 --> 0:18:23.600 hard enough, saying you don't understand. 0:18:23.800 --> 0:18:26.360 He's the king of the Lord exactly. 0:18:26.040 --> 0:18:29.440