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Speaker 2: Before we begin, I'm just gonna start with she.

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Speaker 3: Knows, she knows, she knows.

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Speaker 2: She knows, like I know she knows. Do you know?

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Speaker 2: I know the sound? But I don't know what she knows.

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Speaker 2: You don't. I don't know what she knows. She knows

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Speaker 2: something and it will make sense in time. But I

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Speaker 2: need you to have that suck in your head, okay,

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Speaker 2: because I've had that song suck in my head for

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Speaker 2: a week. It's why you've been gonna weird later. And

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Speaker 2: it's tangentially related to Beyonce. Okay, cool cool? Who's that song?

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Speaker 2: By jackol Okay? Okay cool cool? Hello, and welcome to Canceled.

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Speaker 2: It is a lazy girl's guide to bizarre so pretty cancelations.

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Speaker 2: I am Jesse Stevens. I'm joined by Claire Stephens. Claire,

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Speaker 2: I asked you for this episode to not watch any

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Speaker 2: Beyonce tiktoks and that wasn't so hard because for context,

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Speaker 2: I've done that thing where I've deleted TikTok from my

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Speaker 2: on TikTok. So I'm like, oh my god, no social media,

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Speaker 2: shower watching tiktoks. Yeah. Shit, that's when you know things

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Speaker 2: have gotten dire. But I'm not on Beyonce. Ta okay,

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Speaker 2: good good. Today's episode is all about Beyonce, Giselle Noles Carter.

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Speaker 4: Crazy holds are cut down, down, down now.

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Speaker 2: So I don't really get to gangster.

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Speaker 2: I should say, I'm so glad we haven't done her before,

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Speaker 2: just because we can now do her with a conspiracy theory.

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Speaker 2: And that's fine. Exactly our previous canceled producer, Telissa. She's

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Speaker 2: gone off to have a baby. Yeah, while she's in

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Speaker 2: the Bee Hive, she would never have led us do

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Speaker 2: we're doing Beyonce to upset her, to cause her distress

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Speaker 2: at one of her more vulnerable time Dedicated to Telissa.

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Speaker 2: Beyonce is an American singer, songwriter, and businesswoman. She rose

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Speaker 2: Destiny's Child, and yeah, we know we were there. We

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Speaker 2: not going yeah anyway, they're wearing army gear. You're very Michelle, very,

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Speaker 2: You're very Michelle. No, I'm not. Who's the other one? Oh? Note,

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Speaker 2: that's Michelle. Who's the other Kelly Kelly? Okay, you're not

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Speaker 2: She's married to jay Z and has Blue Ivy, who

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Speaker 2: that was a misstep. Okay, I don't like I've said everyone, No,

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Speaker 2: I don't like Joline. Well, Joline comes up. My structure

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Speaker 2: for today is as follows. Questionable lyrics, Becky with the

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Speaker 2: I just think that the Beyonce conspiracy is so fun. Alright,

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Speaker 2: I'm really looking forward. Okay, that questionable lyrics. In twenty thirteen,

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Speaker 2: Beyonce was canceled by astronauts. Did you know this? No,

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Speaker 2: I hate when you get canceled by astronauts. I didn't

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Speaker 2: like literal astronauts who were currently in space. I don't

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Speaker 2: Like for them to take issue with Beyonce would hurt.

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Speaker 2: She released this song It's called XO and I'm going

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Speaker 2: Did you hear those words at the beginning? A malfunction?

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Speaker 2: There's been a malfunction, Claire. That is a sample from

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Speaker 2: its relevance because XO is a love song, and astronauts

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Speaker 2: voiced their discomfort with the sampling. So what that beginning

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Speaker 2: it's almost like it's not like this, but you know

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Speaker 2: little I wouldn't sample them in pop music. No, And

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Speaker 2: one astronaut said to me it seemed to be totally

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Speaker 2: And Look, I've actually interviewed a few astronauts whenever I'm

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Speaker 2: on oh hi, I stopped my feet. I get so excited,

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Speaker 2: I go. I have so many questions about stuff and

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Speaker 2: the universe. Imagine being like astronaut. We're looking for an

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Speaker 2: astronaut for your opinion on Beyonce. What a surprise, Like, Oh,

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Speaker 2: but what do you think of this sampling in this song?

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Speaker 2: The widow of Dick Scobie, who died in the disaster, said,

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Speaker 2: the moment included in this song is an emotionally difficult one, right,

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Speaker 2: So pretty universally people were like, this is jarring. Do

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Speaker 2: you think Beyonce knew what it was? What it was? Yes?

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Speaker 2: So Beyonce then comes out and she's like, hang on,

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Speaker 2: there's a reason I use this audio. She said. The

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Speaker 2: song XO was recorded with the sincerest intention to help

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Speaker 2: heal those who have lost loved ones and to remind

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Speaker 2: us that unexpected things happen. So love and appreciate every

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Speaker 2: this song is actually about mortality and how things can

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Speaker 2: suddenly go horribly wrong, and by then I think the

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Speaker 2: astronauts were in space or something like. This story is done.

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Speaker 2: We do have other removed priorities. But there was friction

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Speaker 2: you're Beyonce, you get a little bit put down by

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Speaker 2: people thinking that your art is lowbrow. And perhaps what

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Speaker 2: she was trying to do there with some highbrow art. Yes,

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Speaker 2: exactly right. She was trying to make a point, she

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Speaker 2: He Monica lewinskied all on my gown, Claire, Can you

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Speaker 2: see anything wrong with this? A lyric in terms of

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Speaker 2: you think it works? No, because Monica Lewinsky didn't Monica Lewinsky, Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 2: Bill Clinton, Bill Clinton on Monica Lewins. Lewinsky took grammatical

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Speaker 2: issue with the lyrics because technically he clinton all over

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Speaker 2: my gown. Yeah. In twenty twenty two, Beyonce released her

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Speaker 2: album Renaissance, and on the song Heated, she included a

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Speaker 2: I say considered by some because in other certain contexts

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Speaker 2: it actually refers to partying a bit hard right. Nevertheless,

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Speaker 2: when the backlash emerged, Beyonce was like, look, I'm actually

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Speaker 2: I'm Beyonce. I might just change it. It's not what

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Speaker 2: I was like, go you, Beyonce. And then Lewinsky tweeted

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Speaker 2: and was like, while you're there, yeah, while you're making edits.

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Speaker 2: Why are you making edits because there's just a piece

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Speaker 2: I actually really like my line about Monica. Lewinsky doesn't

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Speaker 2: have the same thing, and it's a bit clunky. It's clunky.

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Speaker 2: We all knew what she meant. It doesn't have to

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Speaker 2: make sense. It's like everyone says about the song Ironic

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Speaker 2: by Alarnast Morrison. Oh none of irony. Well, it doesn't matter.

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Speaker 2: It just's vibe and it's like, well, that is what

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Speaker 2: irony is now, Yeah, you know it doesn't make sense,

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Speaker 2: like I can't define irony, but I know the lyrics

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Speaker 2: to that song. So Becky with the good hair and

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Speaker 2: that was good. Yeah, but is an album of the year. Yeah,

415
00:23:25,669 --> 00:23:27,789
Speaker 2: it's hard, it's not objective. Jay Z said to himself,

416
00:23:27,949 --> 00:23:30,509
Speaker 2: there's a bit of tension over Beyonce and Grammys because,

417
00:23:30,549 --> 00:23:32,389
Speaker 2: as you were saying, she's won more Grammys than anyone

418
00:23:32,389 --> 00:23:35,349
Speaker 2: else in history, So is she being snupped? But the

419
00:23:35,429 --> 00:23:37,709
Speaker 2: last time a black woman one Album of the Year

420
00:23:37,789 --> 00:23:40,389
Speaker 2: was twenty five years ago, so that plays into a

421
00:23:40,429 --> 00:23:44,029
Speaker 2: lot of this frustration. But it's unclear if this bothers

422
00:23:44,069 --> 00:23:47,269
Speaker 2: Beyonce as much as it bothers Jay z Or Is

423
00:23:47,349 --> 00:23:50,989
Speaker 2: Beyonce in his ear? Is she the squeaky will? Okay?

424
00:23:51,469 --> 00:23:55,469
Speaker 2: Is she that person who just looks very gracious and

425
00:23:55,509 --> 00:23:59,549
Speaker 2: came from has a great losing face. She's so humble,

426
00:24:00,029 --> 00:24:02,909
Speaker 2: she has it's incredible humility. When she's on stage winning something,

427
00:24:02,949 --> 00:24:06,029
Speaker 2: She's lovely, but then low key she's like, this is bullshit.

428
00:24:06,149 --> 00:24:09,909
Speaker 2: Because maybecause I'm this bullshit. Yeah, because she's bitching so much.

429
00:24:10,189 --> 00:24:14,149
Speaker 2: That's why Kanne got up. She's winding every well behind

430
00:24:14,149 --> 00:24:17,709
Speaker 2: the scenes, correct and she's going, it's a conspiracy. They're

431
00:24:17,709 --> 00:24:20,509
Speaker 2: not giving me another Grammy. The men around her are

432
00:24:20,589 --> 00:24:24,549
Speaker 2: getting wound as we saw. You'll remember in the two

433
00:24:24,589 --> 00:24:27,269
Speaker 2: thousand and nine VMAs when Taylor Swift won in the

434
00:24:27,269 --> 00:24:32,989
Speaker 2: Best Female Video category over Beyonce's single Ladies. I Love

435
00:24:33,069 --> 00:24:36,509
Speaker 2: How now history sees it as there were only two nominees, yeh,

436
00:24:36,629 --> 00:24:39,789
Speaker 2: Beyonce and Taylor. I looked up who else was in

437
00:24:39,829 --> 00:24:42,869
Speaker 2: the running, and I bet you that Kelly Clarkson was

438
00:24:42,909 --> 00:24:45,589
Speaker 2: sitting there being like, my life would suck without you.

439
00:24:45,749 --> 00:24:48,029
Speaker 2: Was also a great video, and perhaps the greatest of

440
00:24:48,069 --> 00:24:52,349
Speaker 2: all time. Would anyone like to defend anyone. When Kanye

441
00:24:52,349 --> 00:24:54,389
Speaker 2: went up, she was like, there he goes, there he

442
00:24:54,429 --> 00:24:57,229
Speaker 2: goes defending me again. My life would suck without you

443
00:24:57,789 --> 00:25:01,189
Speaker 2: made history. Can't remember that video for the life of me,

444
00:25:01,229 --> 00:25:03,509
Speaker 2: but great song. Pink was also there. I think Lady

445
00:25:03,509 --> 00:25:06,269
Speaker 2: Gaga was also there. Anyway, Taylor one, Kanye gets on

446
00:25:06,269 --> 00:25:08,269
Speaker 2: stage and says, Yo, Taylor, I'm really happy for you.

447
00:25:08,269 --> 00:25:10,349
Speaker 2: I'm let you finish one.

448
00:25:10,269 --> 00:25:11,869
Speaker 4: Of her best videos of all time.

449
00:25:13,229 --> 00:25:15,429
Speaker 2: The Council one of the best podcasts of all time,

450
00:25:15,629 --> 00:25:18,749
Speaker 2: one of the best podcasts of all time, repeated Did

451
00:25:18,789 --> 00:25:21,589
Speaker 2: you know after that that Pink got in Kanye's face

452
00:25:21,709 --> 00:25:24,949
Speaker 2: and apparently they exchanged some heated words. Oh, the cameras

453
00:25:24,949 --> 00:25:28,829
Speaker 2: were turned on. Oh then I missed this. As if

454
00:25:28,869 --> 00:25:32,029
Speaker 2: I didn't already have enough respect for Beyonce, She called

455
00:25:32,069 --> 00:25:35,909
Speaker 2: Taylor back on stage after Beyonce won an award that night.

456
00:25:35,949 --> 00:25:36,509
Speaker 2: So what happened?

457
00:25:36,589 --> 00:25:36,709
Speaker 4: Oh?

458
00:25:36,749 --> 00:25:38,829
Speaker 2: I did know this, I did this. Insider said that

459
00:25:39,029 --> 00:25:41,949
Speaker 2: he's backstage, Taylor is crying and her mother is crying

460
00:25:41,989 --> 00:25:44,389
Speaker 2: because they're so upset by what has happened, and Taylor

461
00:25:44,949 --> 00:25:47,069
Speaker 2: needs to go and perform. She still had her performance

462
00:25:47,069 --> 00:25:49,669
Speaker 2: ahead of her Beyonce was backstage with her dad and

463
00:25:49,669 --> 00:25:52,429
Speaker 2: Beyonce's in tears and he's like, what are we going

464
00:25:52,509 --> 00:25:55,269
Speaker 2: to do? And he's never done this before. This insider

465
00:25:55,389 --> 00:26:00,949
Speaker 2: loved Kanye. Kanye fucked it. Sorry, sorry, I do not

466
00:26:01,069 --> 00:26:05,429
Speaker 2: love Kanye, but Kanye in that moment is very a

467
00:26:05,549 --> 00:26:08,269
Speaker 2: six year old boy hitting everyone with six and then

468
00:26:08,269 --> 00:26:11,149
Speaker 2: disappearing and everybody's hurt. Yeah, and he doesn't know why

469
00:26:11,149 --> 00:26:14,309
Speaker 2: he has no friends, and it's like, you've upset everyone

470
00:26:14,629 --> 00:26:17,389
Speaker 2: because you keep hitting people. You've sown the seeds of chaos.

471
00:26:18,029 --> 00:26:19,829
Speaker 2: And now what they have to do is do something

472
00:26:19,829 --> 00:26:23,029
Speaker 2: totally unprecedented, which is at the insider said to Beyonce,

473
00:26:23,189 --> 00:26:25,789
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be real. You're gonna win an award tonight.

474
00:26:26,269 --> 00:26:28,789
Speaker 2: You're gonna be up on stage later. Yeah, you're gonna

475
00:26:28,789 --> 00:26:31,749
Speaker 2: be up on stage later. Here's my idea. You say

476
00:26:31,749 --> 00:26:36,709
Speaker 2: to Taylor, have your moment. So beyoncey came out and

477
00:26:36,749 --> 00:26:38,549
Speaker 2: she was like, I remember when I was seventeen, I

478
00:26:38,589 --> 00:26:40,709
Speaker 2: won my first Grammy. It was so special to me,

479
00:26:40,989 --> 00:26:43,149
Speaker 2: So I'd like for Taylor to come out and have

480
00:26:43,429 --> 00:26:46,669
Speaker 2: her moment. And Taylor came out and she accepted the

481
00:26:46,669 --> 00:26:49,709
Speaker 2: awarder I was beautiful, and I bet seing that Clay

482
00:26:51,629 --> 00:26:54,349
Speaker 2: you created. This is lovely. This is lovely, honey. This

483
00:26:54,429 --> 00:26:58,509
Speaker 2: only is happening because of you, and everyone's mad except

484
00:26:58,509 --> 00:27:01,989
Speaker 2: for Kelly because she also thinks that award was rigged.

485
00:27:05,549 --> 00:27:09,189
Speaker 2: This brings us to the world's most hectic conspiracy theory.

486
00:27:09,869 --> 00:27:15,149
Speaker 2: She knows, she knows, She knows. I'm gonna have that

487
00:27:15,189 --> 00:27:18,109
Speaker 2: stuck in my head? Are you listening? Can you hear

488
00:27:18,869 --> 00:27:22,789
Speaker 2: what I am saying? She knows, she knows. Just say

489
00:27:22,829 --> 00:27:27,949
Speaker 2: it again. She knows about It's more than that. It's

490
00:27:28,029 --> 00:27:35,789
Speaker 2: more than that. It's more than that. She no, Why okay?

491
00:27:36,029 --> 00:27:39,789
Speaker 2: I can't You're okay. So there's another theory as to

492
00:27:39,829 --> 00:27:43,229
Speaker 2: why Kanye interrupted Taylor at the VMA's and that said

493
00:27:43,229 --> 00:27:47,389
Speaker 2: he wanted to protect her, which, knowing Kanye, doubt it

494
00:27:47,469 --> 00:27:50,229
Speaker 2: checks out. Did you want to protect Kelly? No, I

495
00:27:50,229 --> 00:27:53,709
Speaker 2: shouldn't win because Taylor didn't know yet that you had

496
00:27:53,749 --> 00:27:56,589
Speaker 2: to thank Beyonce? Why do you have to thank Beyonce?

497
00:27:57,029 --> 00:28:01,109
Speaker 2: Allow me to explain. She knows, she knows. I'm just

498
00:28:01,109 --> 00:28:03,269
Speaker 2: gonna throw that in. Can you hear it? Not yet?

499
00:28:03,429 --> 00:28:03,549
Speaker 1: Yes.

500
00:28:04,269 --> 00:28:07,789
Speaker 2: P Diddy has been charged with sex trafficking racketeering and

501
00:28:07,829 --> 00:28:13,989
Speaker 2: transportation to engage in prostitution. You're following, so far, bad bad, bad,

502
00:28:14,029 --> 00:28:16,229
Speaker 2: bad bad man. You might have heard about his Freak

503
00:28:16,229 --> 00:28:20,389
Speaker 2: Cough parties, which appear to have involved minors and criminal activities.

504
00:28:20,869 --> 00:28:23,669
Speaker 2: At those parties, along with literally the rest of Hollywood,

505
00:28:23,949 --> 00:28:27,429
Speaker 2: was Beyonce and jay Z, And there are allegations I

506
00:28:27,469 --> 00:28:30,149
Speaker 2: don't know where they're from, that some of these parties

507
00:28:30,149 --> 00:28:34,109
Speaker 2: were sacrificial. I don't think the Internet knows what sacrificial means.

508
00:28:34,549 --> 00:28:38,389
Speaker 2: They just keep going their sacrificial Beyonce is sacrificial. Yeah,

509
00:28:38,429 --> 00:28:42,069
Speaker 2: that's lacking context in detail. We simply do not have

510
00:28:42,109 --> 00:28:44,069
Speaker 2: time for that. But just what we do on TikTok

511
00:28:44,189 --> 00:28:46,989
Speaker 2: is we grab onto words. Okay, so I hold them all.

512
00:28:47,349 --> 00:28:51,509
Speaker 2: She knows, we've got sacrificial. We've got she knows, and

513
00:28:51,549 --> 00:28:58,789
Speaker 2: we've got Kanye ally to protect Taylor from sacrificial Beyonce. Okay,

514
00:28:58,869 --> 00:29:03,909
Speaker 2: we're following. Yeah, you just wait because jay Z's birthday

515
00:29:04,389 --> 00:29:09,109
Speaker 2: is December four? Did his birthday is November four? And

516
00:29:09,229 --> 00:29:13,149
Speaker 2: Beyonce's birth day is September four? And jay Z has

517
00:29:13,189 --> 00:29:17,189
Speaker 2: an album called four four four? So what does that

518
00:29:17,229 --> 00:29:17,629
Speaker 2: tell you?

519
00:29:18,229 --> 00:29:18,669
Speaker 4: I don't know.

520
00:29:19,469 --> 00:29:23,349
Speaker 2: No, I don't know. I don't know. Something I love

521
00:29:23,389 --> 00:29:26,549
Speaker 2: about Internet conspiracy theories is that it's just a bunch

522
00:29:26,549 --> 00:29:28,629
Speaker 2: of hand pick numbers. For example, the years that they

523
00:29:28,629 --> 00:29:30,829
Speaker 2: were born doesn't matter, no, just that it was all

524
00:29:30,869 --> 00:29:33,589
Speaker 2: four and that jay Z had the album for football,

525
00:29:33,789 --> 00:29:38,189
Speaker 2: And like you could create conspiracies out of anything, out

526
00:29:38,189 --> 00:29:41,229
Speaker 2: of like hand movements numbers. You've got to confidently list

527
00:29:41,309 --> 00:29:44,389
Speaker 2: things and then you have to yell yeah see and

528
00:29:44,429 --> 00:29:47,709
Speaker 2: circle things in pictures yep. And it's like bay see

529
00:29:47,709 --> 00:29:52,229
Speaker 2: what okay? Four? Four four could mean so many different things. Also,

530
00:29:52,269 --> 00:29:54,269
Speaker 2: it's like here's a thing, here's a thing. Maybe it's

531
00:29:54,269 --> 00:29:56,029
Speaker 2: like Beyonce jay z it. Maybe one of their children

532
00:29:56,069 --> 00:29:57,909
Speaker 2: are born on the fourth, you know what I mean?

533
00:29:58,029 --> 00:30:01,949
Speaker 2: And maybe that and then I'm seeing Beyonce slashing the

534
00:30:01,989 --> 00:30:04,949
Speaker 2: throat of a lamb, is what I'm saying. Okay, all right,

535
00:30:05,269 --> 00:30:08,189
Speaker 2: that's not all Because Claire, I present to you this

536
00:30:08,389 --> 00:30:11,549
Speaker 2: J Cole classic. Okay, I need I need to I

537
00:30:11,709 --> 00:30:14,269
Speaker 2: just this is where it's the payoff is going to

538
00:30:14,309 --> 00:30:18,109
Speaker 2: be really exciting for you. She knows, okay, she knows,

539
00:30:18,109 --> 00:30:20,269
Speaker 2: but I'm just playing like a little bit before she knows.

540
00:30:20,789 --> 00:30:24,469
Speaker 5: She knows, she knows, and that.

541
00:30:26,269 --> 00:30:31,589
Speaker 4: And that she knows, she knows.

542
00:30:32,269 --> 00:30:38,589
Speaker 1: Resahs left Michael jess Chess.

543
00:30:40,789 --> 00:30:43,349
Speaker 2: Did you hear rest in peace A leah? What? No?

544
00:30:43,429 --> 00:30:46,509
Speaker 2: I didn't rest in peace? Left eye? No? And then

545
00:30:46,829 --> 00:30:49,829
Speaker 2: something about Michael Jackson. No, I didn't hear that. Okay,

546
00:30:49,949 --> 00:30:52,789
Speaker 2: I heard some beats and I heard she knows. All right,

547
00:30:53,349 --> 00:30:58,069
Speaker 2: So it referred to those three deaths. Aliyah died on

548
00:30:58,109 --> 00:31:03,949
Speaker 2: the twenty fifth left eye. I don't know. I'm sure

549
00:31:04,669 --> 00:31:09,949
Speaker 2: why after only one of their eyes. It's really tragic

550
00:31:09,949 --> 00:31:11,709
Speaker 2: that they died. I just don't know who they are.

551
00:31:12,509 --> 00:31:15,109
Speaker 2: They also died on the twenty fifth. I haven't verified that.

552
00:31:15,149 --> 00:31:19,189
Speaker 2: I'm just going off TikTok and Michael Jackson. You guessed it.

553
00:31:19,269 --> 00:31:21,469
Speaker 2: You have to say that on TikTok. What date did

554
00:31:21,509 --> 00:31:24,629
Speaker 2: he die? Twenty fifth? Yeah, so I can't that. Here's

555
00:31:24,629 --> 00:31:27,309
Speaker 2: the thing, this is the phenomenon that people talk about,

556
00:31:27,709 --> 00:31:31,469
Speaker 2: which is the probability wise Okay, so it's like twenty fourth,

557
00:31:31,629 --> 00:31:34,629
Speaker 2: twenty first, twenty fourth, all that stuff. It's like, Okay,

558
00:31:34,629 --> 00:31:38,669
Speaker 2: there are only thirty to thirty one days, so there

559
00:31:38,749 --> 00:31:41,309
Speaker 2: is a one in thirty chance that if you died,

560
00:31:41,349 --> 00:31:43,669
Speaker 2: you're gonna die on that date, and it's like the

561
00:31:43,669 --> 00:31:46,589
Speaker 2: phenomenon everyone talks about where if you were in a

562
00:31:46,709 --> 00:31:48,789
Speaker 2: hall with a munch people and it's like find someone

563
00:31:48,829 --> 00:31:51,069
Speaker 2: who shares your birthday, there'd be quite a few people

564
00:31:51,149 --> 00:31:54,469
Speaker 2: like you would find someone consenses. Okay, you can try

565
00:31:54,509 --> 00:31:57,629
Speaker 2: and explain, they're just wait because you know how she

566
00:31:57,709 --> 00:32:05,109
Speaker 2: knows how you know she knows? Okay, she knows. She

567
00:32:06,149 --> 00:32:10,509
Speaker 2: sounds like Sean whish is the name of jay Z?

568
00:32:10,669 --> 00:32:13,589
Speaker 2: And did he jay Z? Is Sean? I have to

569
00:32:13,629 --> 00:32:16,029
Speaker 2: say I didn't know jay Z's first name was Sean

570
00:32:16,109 --> 00:32:18,789
Speaker 2: until you said it? Okay? And P Diddy is Sean?

571
00:32:18,989 --> 00:32:22,309
Speaker 2: Is Sean? Comes? Yes and like spelt different? But Sean?

572
00:32:22,909 --> 00:32:29,029
Speaker 2: And Beyonce's last name is Knowles mm hmmm, because no,

573
00:32:29,469 --> 00:32:35,629
Speaker 2: she is it? She knows? Or is it Sean? What

574
00:32:37,229 --> 00:32:41,749
Speaker 2: doesn't it make sense? Doesn't even.

575
00:32:43,509 --> 00:32:43,709
Speaker 5: Is it.

576
00:32:45,789 --> 00:32:50,149
Speaker 2: Sure? Even if it was, what would that mean? Okay,

577
00:32:50,229 --> 00:32:59,309
Speaker 2: it would mean both? Okay, both Sean are following you

578
00:32:59,389 --> 00:33:05,109
Speaker 2: plus Knolls, You're all four because jay Z had the

579
00:33:05,189 --> 00:33:09,949
Speaker 2: album full for four. Not only does she know but Sean.

580
00:33:12,309 --> 00:33:17,989
Speaker 2: It still doesn't make crying because I'm so moved by it.

581
00:33:17,989 --> 00:33:22,349
Speaker 2: It doesn't make it any Why did at Bece half

582
00:33:22,389 --> 00:33:25,989
Speaker 2: a Grammy? Then why did she give her half a Grammy?

583
00:33:26,789 --> 00:33:35,349
Speaker 2: You have to thank keeps running around Jesus because everybody's

584
00:33:35,429 --> 00:33:41,629
Speaker 2: bitching and then everyone's or you have to thank Beyonce

585
00:33:41,789 --> 00:33:48,269
Speaker 2: in your speeches because otherwise otherwise Okay, no, No, the

586
00:33:48,309 --> 00:33:54,189
Speaker 2: aforementioned sacrifice, they don't go it. They don't go into it. Recently,

587
00:33:54,269 --> 00:33:58,269
Speaker 2: some country artists thank Beyonce fair contribution, and they're all

588
00:33:58,269 --> 00:34:01,189
Speaker 2: doing it because they're scared because you know who didn't

589
00:34:01,189 --> 00:34:07,989
Speaker 2: thank Beyonce. Amy, Why I've got this from TikTok. I'm

590
00:34:08,029 --> 00:34:10,869
Speaker 2: not I'm not bringing this up. I just spent five

591
00:34:10,949 --> 00:34:14,509
Speaker 2: minutes in a tik tok and I think Beyonce killed

592
00:34:14,549 --> 00:34:21,549
Speaker 2: baby one else. Okay, okay, I need real, I need

593
00:34:21,589 --> 00:34:26,229
Speaker 2: to be real. Do you actually no, But for the

594
00:34:26,309 --> 00:34:30,309
Speaker 2: purposes of this, I'm honestly only just getting started. You see,

595
00:34:30,349 --> 00:34:33,269
Speaker 2: every time Beyonce starts one of her world tours, a

596
00:34:33,309 --> 00:34:36,869
Speaker 2: massive music icon dies. So she starts one world tour boom.

597
00:34:36,909 --> 00:34:40,189
Speaker 2: Michael Jackson dead. Is that because isn't that just because

598
00:34:40,549 --> 00:34:43,789
Speaker 2: every year someone dies? No, it's because Beyonce starts her tours.

599
00:34:43,909 --> 00:34:47,509
Speaker 2: Whitney Houston, some guy named Bobby died, hold On Prince died.

600
00:34:47,629 --> 00:34:50,509
Speaker 2: What about people who died of natural cause they were

601
00:34:50,589 --> 00:34:56,229
Speaker 2: all sacrificed. That's who she's sacrificing. Aretha Franklin, Tina Turner died.

602
00:34:56,589 --> 00:34:59,949
Speaker 2: And now, according to TikTok, people are begging Beyonce to

603
00:34:59,949 --> 00:35:04,229
Speaker 2: stop touring because he was killing people. She keeps killing

604
00:35:04,229 --> 00:35:06,469
Speaker 2: people every time she announces it tour, someone died. Okay,

605
00:35:06,669 --> 00:35:09,309
Speaker 2: nobody wants to sit down and just be like, but

606
00:35:09,509 --> 00:35:13,349
Speaker 2: why why would she? What is so? The reason why

607
00:35:13,389 --> 00:35:16,189
Speaker 2: is because she's actually killing them all before her tour start,

608
00:35:16,269 --> 00:35:20,589
Speaker 2: so that she can do a tribute. What Yeah? And apparently,

609
00:35:22,109 --> 00:35:25,469
Speaker 2: oh my god, because she was competitive before a flight.

610
00:35:25,669 --> 00:35:28,189
Speaker 2: There are more questions and answered, wait didn't she die

611
00:35:28,509 --> 00:35:30,869
Speaker 2: in a yeah? Yeah, but she was drugged before the

612
00:35:30,909 --> 00:35:33,149
Speaker 2: plane crash. Why would you need to drug her if

613
00:35:33,149 --> 00:35:36,549
Speaker 2: she was if the plane was going to crash? Well,

614
00:35:36,589 --> 00:35:38,789
Speaker 2: what Beyonce did. It's like being like someone died in

615
00:35:38,829 --> 00:35:40,949
Speaker 2: a car accident, but I drugged them before, and it's like,

616
00:35:40,949 --> 00:35:48,549
Speaker 2: well the drugging was kind of No, Beyonce drug people. Clear,

617
00:35:48,669 --> 00:35:50,949
Speaker 2: she kills people twice. You should have drunk the pilot.

618
00:35:51,669 --> 00:35:55,589
Speaker 2: What Beyonce did is she overloaded the plane. Aaliyah saw

619
00:35:55,589 --> 00:35:57,989
Speaker 2: that it was overloaded, and she was like, I'm not

620
00:35:58,029 --> 00:36:00,029
Speaker 2: going on that plane. It's dangerous. So she went back

621
00:36:00,029 --> 00:36:02,109
Speaker 2: to her car, at which stage someone gave her a

622
00:36:02,189 --> 00:36:03,829
Speaker 2: sedative and then put it back on the plane. So

623
00:36:03,869 --> 00:36:08,069
Speaker 2: she was murdered by Beyonce speaking of everyone on TikTok,

624
00:36:08,229 --> 00:36:12,149
Speaker 2: is like, now j colesong had mysteriously disappeared, and I

625
00:36:12,189 --> 00:36:14,389
Speaker 2: was like, that's dodgy, And then I went on Spotify

626
00:36:14,429 --> 00:36:18,509
Speaker 2: and it's there is the most TikTok thing when people

627
00:36:18,589 --> 00:36:21,789
Speaker 2: like have you noticed blah, and then you're like, that's

628
00:36:21,829 --> 00:36:24,989
Speaker 2: not true. That's not a true thing. I would another clue.

629
00:36:25,549 --> 00:36:29,949
Speaker 2: You know the song she Knows, Yeah, No, there's a

630
00:36:30,029 --> 00:36:33,469
Speaker 2: reference to apple Pie, which is a Destiny's Child song.

631
00:36:34,309 --> 00:36:39,229
Speaker 2: It's also a dessert, also a dessert. It's also reference

632
00:36:39,269 --> 00:36:43,509
Speaker 2: to the American pie. Yeah. Then there's the Sea a tweet.

633
00:36:43,909 --> 00:36:47,189
Speaker 2: Have you heard about the Sea? A tweet? No, God, Claire,

634
00:36:47,229 --> 00:36:52,509
Speaker 2: please read this tweet by Sea. Okay, baby, everything you own?

635
00:36:53,509 --> 00:36:57,669
Speaker 2: Nice cat eats, yeah, kangaroo is dead nowhere and purple

636
00:36:57,669 --> 00:37:03,589
Speaker 2: penguins every day my egg, Greg Sea. It just looks

637
00:37:03,629 --> 00:37:05,949
Speaker 2: like another innocuous sea A tweet. No, it looks like

638
00:37:05,989 --> 00:37:09,189
Speaker 2: a sea a tweet where somebody might actually be like, hey, sweet,

639
00:37:09,309 --> 00:37:11,789
Speaker 2: how you going making much sense on your Twitter? You

640
00:37:11,829 --> 00:37:14,589
Speaker 2: think that, but luckily TikTok is here to decode it

641
00:37:14,629 --> 00:37:17,109
Speaker 2: for you. Turn it over and read what it says

642
00:37:17,109 --> 00:37:23,349
Speaker 2: when it's deck coded? Ah my? Or does it say Claire?

643
00:37:24,109 --> 00:37:24,789
Speaker 3: Oh my god?

644
00:37:24,829 --> 00:37:29,269
Speaker 2: Okay, so the first letter of every word spells out

645
00:37:30,029 --> 00:37:34,389
Speaker 2: Beyonce kidnapped me? God? Do you need any more evidence?

646
00:37:34,749 --> 00:37:37,749
Speaker 2: Absolutely not. I didn't think so you won't believe it.

647
00:37:37,789 --> 00:37:40,869
Speaker 2: But allegedly this tweet is not real. Okay, I was

648
00:37:40,909 --> 00:37:45,789
Speaker 2: gonna say. She is not known for like unhinged tweets

649
00:37:45,789 --> 00:37:50,109
Speaker 2: her Twitter presence necessarily, and I don't know. I had

650
00:37:50,109 --> 00:37:53,149
Speaker 2: never heard that, just when you think things can't get

651
00:37:53,189 --> 00:37:54,949
Speaker 2: any worse. But I like that they put kangaroo in

652
00:37:55,029 --> 00:37:56,349
Speaker 2: there to make it seem like it was her because

653
00:37:56,349 --> 00:38:01,029
Speaker 2: she's Australian. Yeah yeah, and the reference to penguins. Have

654
00:38:01,109 --> 00:38:04,829
Speaker 2: you seen the Jojo Siwa thing? Mm hmmmm hmm. Okay,

655
00:38:04,869 --> 00:38:06,949
Speaker 2: because she'd like to be a part of this. No, okay,

656
00:38:07,149 --> 00:38:10,509
Speaker 2: I am not on Beyonce, she talk, I'm not on spiracy.

657
00:38:10,509 --> 00:38:14,989
Speaker 2: Tip you on Jojo? Yeah, and what Jojo did was

658
00:38:14,989 --> 00:38:18,789
Speaker 2: that Jojo made a funny joke referencing like, oh I

659
00:38:19,109 --> 00:38:23,109
Speaker 2: gotta thank Beyonce blah blah blah, and then she hasn't

660
00:38:23,149 --> 00:38:27,509
Speaker 2: been seen. I'm pretty sure that TikTok would have made

661
00:38:27,509 --> 00:38:30,789
Speaker 2: like two hours after I'll play you. What she said,

662
00:38:31,109 --> 00:38:31,989
Speaker 2: I have to say.

663
00:38:31,789 --> 00:38:36,229
Speaker 5: Thank you would give the gest community scene.

664
00:38:37,269 --> 00:38:39,749
Speaker 4: Play music. We all love to it.

665
00:38:39,789 --> 00:38:46,549
Speaker 2: We all love you anyways so much. I've said it once,

666
00:38:46,629 --> 00:38:48,669
Speaker 2: not say it again, Jojo, you need to get off TikTok.

667
00:38:49,589 --> 00:38:52,309
Speaker 2: But I love that she was on TikTok so much

668
00:38:52,389 --> 00:38:55,429
Speaker 2: that she made like a meta TikTok joke at the awards.

669
00:38:55,429 --> 00:38:58,069
Speaker 2: But I don't think she was joking. I think Jojo

670
00:38:58,749 --> 00:39:01,909
Speaker 2: is totally invested in the Beyonce conspiracy theory. Really, I

671
00:39:01,989 --> 00:39:05,789
Speaker 2: thought she did it as a funny, genuinely quite annoying.

672
00:39:05,949 --> 00:39:09,389
Speaker 2: It's genuinely quite funny. That was a funny Jojo. No

673
00:39:09,469 --> 00:39:14,549
Speaker 2: when goodwie Jojo, because I'm on TikTok too. What she's

674
00:39:14,589 --> 00:39:17,709
Speaker 2: done is she has thrust this Beyonce conspiracy theory into

675
00:39:17,709 --> 00:39:21,149
Speaker 2: the mainstream and being like, oh, it's this underground TikTok thing. Yeah,

676
00:39:21,189 --> 00:39:22,869
Speaker 2: and now I'm just going to go. No, guys, you

677
00:39:22,949 --> 00:39:25,189
Speaker 2: have to thank Beyonce. She's going to kill you. Jojo.

678
00:39:25,469 --> 00:39:29,949
Speaker 2: Not helpful. Okay, Well, question has she been seen since?

679
00:39:30,429 --> 00:39:33,709
Speaker 2: I haven't seen her since because I'm not on Jojo TikTok.

680
00:39:34,349 --> 00:39:37,709
Speaker 2: I think she's fine. I think she's fine too. People

681
00:39:37,709 --> 00:39:41,229
Speaker 2: are literally accusing Beyonce being a serial killer, a mass

682
00:39:41,229 --> 00:39:46,949
Speaker 2: serial killer, Sean Knowles, Sean Noles, and JoJo's over here

683
00:39:46,989 --> 00:39:50,829
Speaker 2: making light of it. Jojo, this is no laughing matter either.

684
00:39:50,869 --> 00:40:03,189
Speaker 2: The woman goes to court, we let her be Okay, Yeah,

685
00:40:04,029 --> 00:40:10,509
Speaker 2: it is time for charges and sentences. My charge, she's

686
00:40:10,549 --> 00:40:14,389
Speaker 2: had a relatively controversy free run. I will say that's

687
00:40:14,429 --> 00:40:16,509
Speaker 2: why this episode taking us a long long time to do.

688
00:40:17,389 --> 00:40:19,989
Speaker 2: How to wait until there was a conspiracy about her

689
00:40:20,069 --> 00:40:25,189
Speaker 2: being sacrificial exactly, sacrificed in order to have enough content exactly.

690
00:40:25,749 --> 00:40:29,109
Speaker 2: My charge though, are the brain cells it took me

691
00:40:29,789 --> 00:40:32,509
Speaker 2: to get across that conspiracy theory because you know, when

692
00:40:32,549 --> 00:40:35,469
Speaker 2: you're learning something like in history, yeah, and you're trying

693
00:40:35,469 --> 00:40:38,189
Speaker 2: to get across something complicated, but you're like, essentially this

694
00:40:38,269 --> 00:40:40,709
Speaker 2: makes sense because it's a thing that happened. Yes, so

695
00:40:40,949 --> 00:40:42,509
Speaker 2: just you get in the helicopter and you go, so

696
00:40:42,629 --> 00:40:45,069
Speaker 2: A happened, B happens, C happened, and a cause B COSC.

697
00:40:45,229 --> 00:40:48,389
Speaker 2: But the other thing about acquiring knowledge in that way,

698
00:40:48,549 --> 00:40:50,269
Speaker 2: and this is something I find often when I'm doing

699
00:40:50,309 --> 00:40:54,589
Speaker 2: canceled research, is you need a framework in which to

700
00:40:54,829 --> 00:40:57,829
Speaker 2: hang bits of notices. Yeah, okay, So say I'm doing

701
00:40:57,829 --> 00:41:00,669
Speaker 2: some research on Chloe Kardashian. I'm like, easy, I could

702
00:41:00,749 --> 00:41:04,509
Speaker 2: draw a Kardashian family tree. We got Caitlyn Jenner, We've

703
00:41:04,549 --> 00:41:07,629
Speaker 2: got so much right. The hard thing is when you

704
00:41:07,709 --> 00:41:10,989
Speaker 2: are trying to hang bits of information on a frame

705
00:41:11,069 --> 00:41:14,549
Speaker 2: that doesn't exist, that doesn't exist, and you've got questions,

706
00:41:14,589 --> 00:41:16,429
Speaker 2: you don't know who to ask them to know, because

707
00:41:16,469 --> 00:41:22,029
Speaker 2: you can very unserious because the conspiracy theorist, what's Ja

708
00:41:22,109 --> 00:41:23,789
Speaker 2: Cole got to stup with anything? That's what I was

709
00:41:23,789 --> 00:41:29,109
Speaker 2: gonna ask. Why does Ja Cole know that Sean Knowles M? Yeah, yeah,

710
00:41:29,429 --> 00:41:33,069
Speaker 2: I have another question. How's Beyonce killing them? Who she killed?

711
00:41:33,669 --> 00:41:36,589
Speaker 2: Where does it say that she has to thank them?

712
00:41:36,629 --> 00:41:41,069
Speaker 2: What's that got to do with? This? Feels like a

713
00:41:41,189 --> 00:41:44,309
Speaker 2: save britished you. A couple of things popped up that

714
00:41:44,349 --> 00:41:47,909
Speaker 2: it just clearly photoshopped images of like Beyonce just at

715
00:41:47,909 --> 00:41:50,189
Speaker 2: a party. Yeah, I saw a photoshopped one that was

716
00:41:50,229 --> 00:41:52,669
Speaker 2: her getting up to accept a Grammy shouldn't win. And

717
00:41:52,749 --> 00:41:55,189
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, that's incredibly embarrassing. Yeah, like I

718
00:41:55,229 --> 00:41:58,149
Speaker 2: need to find it just wasn't real. No, that's true.

719
00:41:58,709 --> 00:42:00,469
Speaker 2: It's really hard to actually research on half of the

720
00:42:00,749 --> 00:42:04,589
Speaker 2: dc aren't real, and when there's a lot of context

721
00:42:05,069 --> 00:42:09,469
Speaker 2: that doesn't exist because it's all made in a mess

722
00:42:09,869 --> 00:42:14,429
Speaker 2: of mud. That yes, But what I've got is a

723
00:42:14,509 --> 00:42:19,709
Speaker 2: sense that Beyonce sacrificial my sentences. It's a common one

724
00:42:19,709 --> 00:42:24,829
Speaker 2: in the council courtroom. Double jeopardy okay, okay, the internet

725
00:42:25,069 --> 00:42:28,709
Speaker 2: Jojo thinks he did it? Did what uncle? Yeah killed

726
00:42:28,709 --> 00:42:31,429
Speaker 2: any one? House killed a late a liar? Were you

727
00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:34,709
Speaker 2: the pilot? A Liah goes to the car being like,

728
00:42:34,709 --> 00:42:36,029
Speaker 2: I don't want to get on the plane. It's just

729
00:42:36,069 --> 00:42:39,069
Speaker 2: so many, so many things would have had to do. Yeah,

730
00:42:39,069 --> 00:42:42,469
Speaker 2: it's like she's overloaded the plane, she's manipulated the pilot.

731
00:42:42,989 --> 00:42:47,669
Speaker 2: She actually knows aeronautical and a plane crash. And then

732
00:42:47,829 --> 00:42:49,509
Speaker 2: Alia is like, I don't want to get on the plane,

733
00:42:49,949 --> 00:42:54,949
Speaker 2: and Beyonce is sitting in the car. Yes, luckily, Yeah,

734
00:42:55,069 --> 00:42:57,869
Speaker 2: thank god, I've got a sedative. Yeah. And the question

735
00:42:58,069 --> 00:43:06,389
Speaker 2: is why, why to listen to me? And why? Well,

736
00:43:06,709 --> 00:43:11,629
Speaker 2: if you're already sacrificial and you you are already you're

737
00:43:11,629 --> 00:43:15,149
Speaker 2: a serial killer in Hollywood, I just do it. What

738
00:43:15,189 --> 00:43:17,789
Speaker 2: do you mean everyone believes it? That's my sentence. Oh

739
00:43:17,829 --> 00:43:20,789
Speaker 2: my god, you think she's I'm talking. I'm talking double jeopardy, Claire.

740
00:43:20,789 --> 00:43:22,509
Speaker 2: I'm talking double jeopardy. You cannot be tried for the

741
00:43:22,549 --> 00:43:25,189
Speaker 2: same crime twice. You can't can't be done. I've looked

742
00:43:25,229 --> 00:43:28,229
Speaker 2: it up. Oh wow, So she's already been. In the

743
00:43:28,269 --> 00:43:30,749
Speaker 2: eyes of Claire. These have been viewed by tens of

744
00:43:30,749 --> 00:43:32,349
Speaker 2: millions of people, and I can't tell you how much

745
00:43:32,389 --> 00:43:36,429
Speaker 2: they believe their own shit. Okay, yeah, they believe it. Okay,

746
00:43:36,589 --> 00:43:39,309
Speaker 2: So I reckon go around in the court of public opinion.

747
00:43:39,349 --> 00:43:42,429
Speaker 2: She's already been, she's already done it. Mm hm, next minute. Oh,

748
00:43:42,589 --> 00:43:46,269
Speaker 2: where Taylor Swift go? Where did Adele go? Wow? Beyonce

749
00:43:46,429 --> 00:43:49,589
Speaker 2: is just full leaning into the conspiracy theory. Yeah, and

750
00:43:49,709 --> 00:43:52,389
Speaker 2: run's in a prison in a basement. So bizire. I

751
00:43:52,429 --> 00:43:54,589
Speaker 2: think like Taylor Swift didn't thank her, she was going

752
00:43:54,629 --> 00:43:56,789
Speaker 2: to kill it. Yeah. Yeah, and that was the thing

753
00:43:56,869 --> 00:43:59,549
Speaker 2: is that Kanye got up and was like, I'll just

754
00:43:59,549 --> 00:44:03,389
Speaker 2: thank Beyonce, and it's like, yeah, because Kanye has got

755
00:44:03,429 --> 00:44:07,949
Speaker 2: a great reputation for making good decisions and defending women,

756
00:44:08,069 --> 00:44:10,269
Speaker 2: that's a joke. He doesn't have a reputation for of

757
00:44:10,309 --> 00:44:14,149
Speaker 2: those things. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Claire, what is your charge?

758
00:44:14,509 --> 00:44:22,429
Speaker 2: My charge is simple? Sean knowles Sean what Sean? Okay?

759
00:44:22,549 --> 00:44:29,909
Speaker 2: What does that mean? Exactly? What's the sentence? Then? Sure?

760
00:44:30,069 --> 00:44:32,469
Speaker 2: I think if we say it enough, that's the thing.

761
00:44:32,469 --> 00:44:35,389
Speaker 2: If you say anything enough, it makes sense. Imbune meaning yeah,

762
00:44:35,629 --> 00:44:38,309
Speaker 2: if you look at somebody and kind of raise your eyebrows,

763
00:44:39,869 --> 00:44:43,629
Speaker 2: then see, she knows is a thing that makes sense.

764
00:44:43,949 --> 00:44:46,069
Speaker 2: There are two words in the English language. Actually, sure,

765
00:44:46,149 --> 00:44:47,229
Speaker 2: Noles isn't a person.

766
00:44:47,669 --> 00:44:48,109
Speaker 4: I think.

767
00:44:48,429 --> 00:44:50,069
Speaker 2: Actually, if you were listening to that song I'm trying

768
00:44:50,109 --> 00:44:53,389
Speaker 2: to build a case stick to she Knows, you don't

769
00:44:53,389 --> 00:44:56,109
Speaker 2: have to go down. There are all these things on

770
00:44:56,109 --> 00:44:59,309
Speaker 2: TikTok that are like, it's like the Aliah there, Michael

771
00:44:59,349 --> 00:45:01,389
Speaker 2: Jackson bitt that's like she knows and it's just Beyonce,

772
00:45:01,509 --> 00:45:03,869
Speaker 2: Like imagine Beyonce like her renaissance thing, just like a

773
00:45:03,869 --> 00:45:06,829
Speaker 2: silhouette of Beyonce being like she knows, and she does

774
00:45:06,869 --> 00:45:11,789
Speaker 2: look us because she's mid concert. Yeah, hasn't somebody been

775
00:45:11,909 --> 00:45:15,429
Speaker 2: charged Michael Jackson's death? Yeah, six degrees of separation always

776
00:45:15,509 --> 00:45:17,989
Speaker 2: leads right back to Beyonce her yeah, because she knows.

777
00:45:18,189 --> 00:45:18,269
Speaker 5: No.

778
00:45:18,389 --> 00:45:22,349
Speaker 2: Okay, So seriously, my sentency is not absolutely nothing is

779
00:45:22,389 --> 00:45:26,349
Speaker 2: poor man? Poor woman. She's walking around Hollywood and all

780
00:45:26,389 --> 00:45:28,869
Speaker 2: these young little TikTokers are looking at her, being like,

781
00:45:31,029 --> 00:45:34,229
Speaker 2: stop sacrificing people. Oh I wonder if the live he

782
00:45:34,309 --> 00:45:36,589
Speaker 2: is on TikTok. That must be sad to learn that

783
00:45:36,629 --> 00:45:39,669
Speaker 2: your mum is sacrificing people by the internet. Yeah, it

784
00:45:39,709 --> 00:45:41,509
Speaker 2: would be. And then you know, when you're scared to

785
00:45:41,509 --> 00:45:45,349
Speaker 2: ask your mom a question? Yeah, mom, do you sacrifice

786
00:45:45,349 --> 00:45:47,349
Speaker 2: people with her? And thank you to Ward if you've

787
00:45:47,389 --> 00:45:51,229
Speaker 2: been on TikTok again. Yes, Claire, I have a laser

788
00:45:51,229 --> 00:45:55,989
Speaker 2: girl story. Oh yeah, we now soap send us a

789
00:45:56,069 --> 00:45:59,509
Speaker 2: voice message to our Instagram, right, yeah, like a voice note, yep,

790
00:45:59,869 --> 00:46:02,829
Speaker 2: and laser girls take a minute. Yeah, I think this

791
00:46:02,869 --> 00:46:05,989
Speaker 2: could have been months ago. But to listen to a

792
00:46:06,069 --> 00:46:09,269
Speaker 2: voice note, Yeah, I got a breastplay. Yeah right, but

793
00:46:09,309 --> 00:46:12,509
Speaker 2: I gotta be some we can listen and yeah, yeah, yeah, anyway,

794
00:46:12,509 --> 00:46:13,989
Speaker 2: a press the play. I mean tell you what she

795
00:46:14,029 --> 00:46:16,149
Speaker 2: told me. Okay, good, she said with her friend. Her

796
00:46:16,189 --> 00:46:17,829
Speaker 2: and her friend went to our canceled last year at

797
00:46:17,829 --> 00:46:20,749
Speaker 2: the Powerhouse Museum. They're really enjoyed. Yeah, they're laser girls.

798
00:46:20,789 --> 00:46:23,989
Speaker 2: They're like sooth has a sprain ankle. Oh no, she

799
00:46:24,109 --> 00:46:27,229
Speaker 2: showed herself because lady girls are constantly injured. And her friend,

800
00:46:27,229 --> 00:46:29,509
Speaker 2: who was sitting on the couch giggling as she was

801
00:46:29,549 --> 00:46:32,029
Speaker 2: sending this voice note, she has a sore hip okay,

802
00:46:32,189 --> 00:46:35,469
Speaker 2: and wrist. I'm god, I've got a saw risk. I

803
00:46:35,509 --> 00:46:37,949
Speaker 2: think I have a ganglion. Okay. I think her friend

804
00:46:37,949 --> 00:46:40,989
Speaker 2: does too, because she's gone to the chemist to buy

805
00:46:41,109 --> 00:46:46,149
Speaker 2: like a strap for her wrist, which I reckon is

806
00:46:46,149 --> 00:46:48,629
Speaker 2: actually a whole lazy girl story in it. Yeah self, yeah,

807
00:46:48,989 --> 00:46:51,909
Speaker 2: because nothing gets you out of something like a strap

808
00:46:52,229 --> 00:46:54,389
Speaker 2: yep on your wrist. And she's not being to the

809
00:46:54,429 --> 00:46:56,149
Speaker 2: doctor anything. She doesn't plan to. She doesn't think it's

810
00:46:56,189 --> 00:46:57,109
Speaker 2: actually sprain or anything.

811
00:46:57,109 --> 00:46:57,749
Speaker 4: It's just saw.

812
00:46:57,949 --> 00:47:00,429
Speaker 2: We just need medical accessors. Yeah, yeah, and her hip's

813
00:47:00,469 --> 00:47:04,229
Speaker 2: not great anyway. They're sending this voice message and they're

814
00:47:04,269 --> 00:47:07,669
Speaker 2: about like thirty centimeters away from each other, and they

815
00:47:07,709 --> 00:47:09,389
Speaker 2: were both in paint because the wrist and the hip

816
00:47:09,389 --> 00:47:11,749
Speaker 2: and the ankle, and and they were looking at one

817
00:47:11,749 --> 00:47:15,589
Speaker 2: of their phones, but so kept looking at her friend's phone,

818
00:47:16,069 --> 00:47:18,029
Speaker 2: and she didn't have the energy to go and scroll

819
00:47:18,069 --> 00:47:20,989
Speaker 2: on her phone, so she kept just gesturing, ah, yes,

820
00:47:21,269 --> 00:47:24,549
Speaker 2: to be like scroll, keep scrolling, keep scroll, keep scroll,

821
00:47:24,629 --> 00:47:27,309
Speaker 2: keep scroll. And they were sitting there giggling at themselves

822
00:47:27,349 --> 00:47:29,709
Speaker 2: and how lazy they were. And the third voice note

823
00:47:29,749 --> 00:47:32,029
Speaker 2: that they sent was just them laughing, going no, no, no,

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Speaker 2: they'll find it funny. They'll find it funny. They're lady girls.

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Speaker 2: And then they just did the impression of lazy girls

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Speaker 2: over and over again. Yeah. I really enjoyed it. Guys,

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Speaker 2: that's really fun because lazy girls always injured because they're

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Speaker 2: not doing things correctly, like lifting. We have weak joints.

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Speaker 2: We have weak joints. Honestly, the risk thing is from scrolling.

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Speaker 2: I'm not kidding. Look that's a bloody ganglion. Yeah, I've

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Speaker 2: got a ganglion. Two h Thank you so much for

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Speaker 2: joining us on this episode of Canceled. Canceled is produced

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Speaker 2: by Kimberly Bradish with audio production by Leah Porges. For

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Speaker 2: more from us, follow us on Instagram. At the Twins

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Speaker 2: Undersquare thoughts. Oh, you can find us on TikTok At

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Speaker 2: canceled the podcast. We will be back next week. Bye

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