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Speaker 1: You're listening to a Muma Mia podcast. Muma Mea acknowledges

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Speaker 1: the traditional owners of land and waters that this podcast

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Speaker 1: is recorded on. Hi there, I'm Claire Murphy. Welcome back

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Speaker 1: to the summer series of The Quickie. I'm again joined

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Speaker 1: by our producer Taylor Strano. And if there was one

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Speaker 1: defining story of the year that overtook our entire lives,

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Speaker 1: would it be the US Election?

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Speaker 2: I think, without a shadow of a doubt, the US

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Speaker 2: election is something that you and I talked about at

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Speaker 2: each other, to everybody else in our lives here at

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Speaker 2: the office more than anything this year, Like I thought

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Speaker 2: I think maybe the US election might have come and

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Speaker 2: swept them at the last minute. We covered so much

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Speaker 2: US politics. I know more now about the vice presidential

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Speaker 2: candidates than I care to admit. I think at one

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Speaker 2: point this year I popped in for a special debate

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Speaker 2: debrief and I referred to them as Midwest dads.

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Speaker 3: With rizz Yeah, and that's correct. I think that was

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Speaker 3: pretty accurate. I thought that it was a good call.

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Speaker 2: Actually, se Yeah, thank.

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Speaker 1: You, Except I'm not sure jd Vance's technically is.

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Speaker 3: But okay, well, just we'll let it slide.

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Speaker 2: But now that the election is over and you might

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Speaker 2: be left wondering what on earth the next four years

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Speaker 2: going to look like. We've talked about that a little

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Speaker 2: bit already on the Quickie this year. But if that

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Speaker 2: that's also fine. You might just need a bit of

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Speaker 2: a good laugh on this subject. So enter this episode

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Speaker 2: of The Quickie Selects featuring us sister podcast Canceled.

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Speaker 1: If you've not listened to Canceled before, it is legitimately

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Speaker 1: one of the funniest things each week, a celebrity event,

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Speaker 2: I'm not over that yet, by the way.

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Speaker 1: Enter the Canceled courtroom where hosts slash judges Claire Stevens

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Speaker 1: and Jesse Stevens hand down their verdict and the Don

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Speaker 1: was no exception. They needed, in fact, two episodes to

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Speaker 1: get through the entirety of Donald Try crimes.

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Speaker 3: We should preface fake crimes. We're not here to know.

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Speaker 1: We're not talking about you know, we're not sitting on

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Speaker 1: that are currently.

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Speaker 3: Pending on Donald Trump.

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Speaker 2: At this point, nobody would trust us to do so.

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Speaker 2: So grub adite coke or twelve and Trump's case and

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Speaker 2: settle in for part one of Canceled Donald Trump.

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Speaker 3: Hello, and welcome to cancel the podcast that looks at

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Speaker 3: silly celebrity crimes and assience charges and sentences to them

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Speaker 3: so we can all move on with our lives. I'm

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Speaker 3: Kles Stephens and I am Jesse Stevens, and today is

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Speaker 3: part one of two episodes we're doing about reality stuff businessman,

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Speaker 3: former president and current presidential candidate Donald John Trump. We

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Speaker 3: have wanted to do this series for a little while.

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Speaker 3: And there was a moment where we went, the time

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Speaker 4: We're dying. We're dying. We need money, Thank you, darling.

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Speaker 4: But mister Trump, you're not a nice person. That's true,

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Speaker 4: But actually I am. I think I am a nice person.

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Speaker 3: Now, if you genuinely tried to do a canceled episode

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Speaker 3: that's the point. This man is so bizarre and silly

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Speaker 3: In civil proceedings, he's been found liable for sexual abuse

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Speaker 3: It's like, what are you doing after court today? I'm

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Speaker 3: just sous the same run. Before his career in politics,

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Speaker 3: So he and his businesses have been plaintiffs or defendants

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Speaker 3: the crimes will be looking at even still. You could

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Speaker 3: is simply for the laughs. Okay, you were guided by

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Speaker 3: let us begin. Donald John Trump is seventy eight years old.

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Speaker 3: He was elected the forty fifth president of the United

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Speaker 3: During the Vietnam War in the sixties, Trump avoided being

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Speaker 3: When he first bought it, he publicly ridiculed a nineteen

423
00:24:47,054 --> 00:24:50,574
Speaker 3: year old Miss Universe winner for putting on five gilligrams

424
00:24:51,294 --> 00:24:51,894
Speaker 3: on camera.

425
00:24:52,014 --> 00:24:54,534
Speaker 6: He said, Alicia is like me, and like a lot

426
00:24:54,534 --> 00:24:55,254
Speaker 6: of other people.

427
00:24:55,814 --> 00:24:56,534
Speaker 5: I love to eat.

428
00:24:56,614 --> 00:24:58,334
Speaker 6: We all love to eat, not all of us, some

429
00:24:58,414 --> 00:24:59,774
Speaker 6: of you are lucky, but we eat.

430
00:25:00,174 --> 00:25:01,014
Speaker 3: We like to eat.

431
00:25:01,494 --> 00:25:03,734
Speaker 6: And she had tremendous pressure put on her with the

432
00:25:03,734 --> 00:25:05,974
Speaker 6: win and everything else. Plus she was going from country

433
00:25:06,014 --> 00:25:09,014
Speaker 6: to country, all foreign places, and there was a huge

434
00:25:09,054 --> 00:25:12,614
Speaker 6: amount of And some people when they have pressure, don't eat,

435
00:25:12,974 --> 00:25:15,134
Speaker 6: and some people when they have pressure eat too much,

436
00:25:16,054 --> 00:25:16,414
Speaker 6: like me.

437
00:25:16,934 --> 00:25:19,974
Speaker 3: But like Alicia. When he got called out for that,

438
00:25:19,974 --> 00:25:22,374
Speaker 3: that got resurfaced during his twenties, he was trying to

439
00:25:22,374 --> 00:25:25,774
Speaker 3: build rapport with Alisha. Yeah, he's like, whether they're the same. No,

440
00:25:26,254 --> 00:25:28,814
Speaker 3: we're not the same. When he got called out for

441
00:25:28,854 --> 00:25:32,654
Speaker 3: that during his twenty sixteen presidential campaign, he said she

442
00:25:32,734 --> 00:25:35,094
Speaker 3: had gained a massive amount of weight. It was a

443
00:25:35,134 --> 00:25:39,734
Speaker 3: real problem. Did you say five pounds kilos? Five five kilos? Right? Yeah? Yeah, yeah.

444
00:25:39,774 --> 00:25:42,374
Speaker 3: He also falsely tweeted that she was involved in a

445
00:25:42,414 --> 00:25:45,854
Speaker 3: sex stage. Oh okay, that wasn't a thing. In twenty thirteen,

446
00:25:46,014 --> 00:25:49,374
Speaker 3: he brought the competition to Russia. He tweeted, do you

447
00:25:49,454 --> 00:25:52,814
Speaker 3: think Putin will be going to the Miss Universe pageant?

448
00:25:52,894 --> 00:25:55,974
Speaker 3: If so, will he become my new best friend? M

449
00:25:57,294 --> 00:26:01,174
Speaker 3: During his political career, he referenced this event in Russia.

450
00:26:02,094 --> 00:26:05,254
Speaker 3: He told Fox News, I know Russia. Well, I had

451
00:26:05,254 --> 00:26:08,414
Speaker 3: a major event in Russia a few years ago which

452
00:26:08,494 --> 00:26:11,054
Speaker 3: was a big, big, incredible event. Sir, it was a

453
00:26:11,054 --> 00:26:14,654
Speaker 3: Miss Universe. Do you think it's lucrative? Because I'm thinking

454
00:26:14,654 --> 00:26:16,534
Speaker 3: about what I would spend my money on if I

455
00:26:16,654 --> 00:26:18,974
Speaker 3: was a billionaire, and in terms of what I would

456
00:26:19,014 --> 00:26:23,174
Speaker 3: invest in, what I would buy, Miss Universe seems like

457
00:26:23,174 --> 00:26:25,374
Speaker 3: a bit of a sinking shit. Yeah, no, it was.

458
00:26:25,894 --> 00:26:27,974
Speaker 3: It was like over the time he had it, it

459
00:26:28,094 --> 00:26:30,774
Speaker 3: lost its value. I also think that it's quite a

460
00:26:30,814 --> 00:26:33,054
Speaker 3: time investment because it takes a lot of like he

461
00:26:33,174 --> 00:26:36,654
Speaker 3: was often just there with his arms around women, but

462
00:26:36,694 --> 00:26:38,014
Speaker 3: again he was free.

463
00:26:38,454 --> 00:26:38,694
Speaker 5: Yeah.

464
00:26:38,974 --> 00:26:42,294
Speaker 3: I don't get how it like grows in value. No,

465
00:26:42,374 --> 00:26:45,414
Speaker 3: what do they call it when something is scalable? Yeah

466
00:26:45,534 --> 00:26:47,774
Speaker 3: it's not. So you have a scalable product. Well, I

467
00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:49,494
Speaker 3: guess you could just make more and more pageants. But

468
00:26:49,534 --> 00:26:52,334
Speaker 3: I think what he wasn't counting on was that women

469
00:26:52,334 --> 00:26:54,934
Speaker 3: are busy. So I think he was like, we just

470
00:26:55,014 --> 00:26:57,694
Speaker 3: need all women to be in pado. But this is

471
00:26:57,734 --> 00:26:59,414
Speaker 3: something I've often said about people who don't have a

472
00:26:59,414 --> 00:27:02,934
Speaker 3: lot on. They can't comprehend that other people have a

473
00:27:02,934 --> 00:27:05,334
Speaker 3: full week. They're the type of people who I have

474
00:27:05,374 --> 00:27:07,734
Speaker 3: a friend, love him, but he will call me at

475
00:27:07,774 --> 00:27:09,334
Speaker 3: midday on a cheese Yeah. It doesn't a lot on,

476
00:27:09,934 --> 00:27:13,054
Speaker 3: that's Trump. Yeah. So he's like, well, why wouldn't women

477
00:27:13,254 --> 00:27:16,614
Speaker 3: be in Miss Universe pageants? Well, you know they're working

478
00:27:16,614 --> 00:27:20,614
Speaker 3: full time now yeah. Or they've got families, they've got

479
00:27:20,614 --> 00:27:24,174
Speaker 3: things on during the week, what type of things? Okay, Trump,

480
00:27:24,214 --> 00:27:25,934
Speaker 3: this is the problem. This is why you need a

481
00:27:26,014 --> 00:27:29,774
Speaker 3: day drum. Yeah, well I'm doing Apprentice. Well that only

482
00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:32,454
Speaker 3: shot for two months, and now you've got a big

483
00:27:32,574 --> 00:27:35,334
Speaker 3: ten month free calendar again. And that's why you are

484
00:27:35,454 --> 00:27:38,894
Speaker 3: organizing a holiday to Russia. He was asked whether he

485
00:27:38,974 --> 00:27:42,494
Speaker 3: met with Putin when he was in Russia, and he

486
00:27:42,694 --> 00:27:44,494
Speaker 3: just said, I got to meet a lot of people,

487
00:27:44,854 --> 00:27:47,094
Speaker 3: and he said, and you know what, they want to

488
00:27:47,134 --> 00:27:49,654
Speaker 3: be friendly with the United States. Wouldn't it be nice

489
00:27:49,654 --> 00:27:51,934
Speaker 3: if we actually got along with somebody. And to that,

490
00:27:52,054 --> 00:27:55,134
Speaker 3: I say, sir, the Gold War, you need to be

491
00:27:55,214 --> 00:27:57,574
Speaker 3: more aware of history. Yeah, I don't think he has

492
00:27:58,454 --> 00:28:02,014
Speaker 3: much context for that. Like, I don't think he understood.

493
00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:04,254
Speaker 3: He was like, what's everyone's problem with Russia anyway? And look,

494
00:28:04,454 --> 00:28:07,254
Speaker 3: I don't have a problem with like Russians. No, but

495
00:28:07,374 --> 00:28:10,854
Speaker 3: I think that probably in the last say, two three years,

496
00:28:11,574 --> 00:28:14,374
Speaker 3: Russia has done some questionable things, such as the invasion

497
00:28:14,374 --> 00:28:17,974
Speaker 3: of Ukraine. And someone ought to tell Trump or else

498
00:28:17,974 --> 00:28:20,934
Speaker 3: he's going to stage another Miss Universe there with his

499
00:28:21,054 --> 00:28:24,094
Speaker 3: friend Putin. I think he thinks Putin is his first name.

500
00:28:24,894 --> 00:28:27,894
Speaker 3: I agree, And there has been tensions between the US

501
00:28:27,894 --> 00:28:32,974
Speaker 3: and Russia for decades now. He's quite profound, Yeah, quite profound.

502
00:28:34,774 --> 00:28:38,614
Speaker 3: Speaking of media, During a March two thousand and six

503
00:28:38,654 --> 00:28:42,774
Speaker 3: appearance on the View with his daughter Ivanka, Donald Trump

504
00:28:43,134 --> 00:28:46,534
Speaker 3: was asked how he would react if Playboy would ever

505
00:28:46,614 --> 00:28:51,574
Speaker 3: feature Ivanka's picture on its cover. Weird question, and he said, question,

506
00:28:51,734 --> 00:28:54,734
Speaker 3: I don't think she'd do that inside the magazine.

507
00:28:54,814 --> 00:28:58,814
Speaker 4: Although figure I've said that if Evanka weren't my daughter,

508
00:28:58,814 --> 00:29:01,134
Speaker 4: perhaps I'd be dating her.

509
00:29:01,414 --> 00:29:12,094
Speaker 3: It's so weird. May that's a really odd thing to say.

510
00:29:14,174 --> 00:29:18,014
Speaker 3: I think sometimes he does say something really weird. I

511
00:29:18,014 --> 00:29:22,214
Speaker 3: don't know if he's aware that it's weird after it

512
00:29:22,254 --> 00:29:24,134
Speaker 3: comes out of his mouth, Like, do you think that

513
00:29:24,214 --> 00:29:25,974
Speaker 3: as he said it, he went, no, I think I

514
00:29:26,014 --> 00:29:28,774
Speaker 3: don't think I nailed that. I don't think that it

515
00:29:29,774 --> 00:29:44,774
Speaker 3: came out weird. Trump University Trump University was a real

516
00:29:44,894 --> 00:29:47,854
Speaker 3: estate training program that ran from two thousand and five

517
00:29:47,894 --> 00:29:50,294
Speaker 3: to twenty ten. Was it a pyramid scheme? Because that

518
00:29:50,334 --> 00:29:52,174
Speaker 3: sounds like a pyramid schame? Is that just like an

519
00:29:52,254 --> 00:29:55,214
Speaker 3: MLM pyramid scheme situation? How dare you call it a

520
00:29:55,214 --> 00:29:57,694
Speaker 3: pyramid schame? It just sounds pyramidy. It's a bait and

521
00:29:57,694 --> 00:30:01,374
Speaker 3: switch scheme. Oh, it's different. It is more clearly fraudulent.

522
00:30:01,494 --> 00:30:05,814
Speaker 3: It is also fraudulent and incredibly obviouslyad it didn't do

523
00:30:05,894 --> 00:30:07,654
Speaker 3: what it said it was going to do. Okay, all right,

524
00:30:07,894 --> 00:30:12,214
Speaker 3: So it was operated by Trump Organization, and in twenty eleven,

525
00:30:12,454 --> 00:30:18,054
Speaker 3: after multiple investigations, it stopped its operations. Now, it was

526
00:30:18,134 --> 00:30:20,974
Speaker 3: founded in two thousand and four by Donald Trump, and

527
00:30:21,054 --> 00:30:24,974
Speaker 3: it offered courses in real estate, asset management, entrepreneurship, and

528
00:30:25,014 --> 00:30:29,774
Speaker 3: wealth creation. Number one problem with Trump University was not

529
00:30:30,014 --> 00:30:34,534
Speaker 3: a university by any definition of the word. Universe could

530
00:30:34,574 --> 00:30:37,374
Speaker 3: you get like a diploma or a degree or not

531
00:30:37,934 --> 00:30:42,134
Speaker 3: any It was not an accredited university or college. It

532
00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:47,974
Speaker 3: conducted three and five day seminars often called retreats, and

533
00:30:48,134 --> 00:30:52,414
Speaker 3: it used high pressure tactics to sell them to its customers.

534
00:30:52,694 --> 00:30:56,254
Speaker 3: Those just a business. Yes, it didn't offer college credit.

535
00:30:56,574 --> 00:31:01,734
Speaker 3: It didn't grant degrees or grade students. It has since

536
00:31:01,894 --> 00:31:06,774
Speaker 3: been called a massive scam. Trump University was also the

537
00:31:06,814 --> 00:31:11,774
Speaker 3: subject of two class action lawsuits, and they centered around

538
00:31:11,814 --> 00:31:16,134
Speaker 3: the fact that the university defrauded its students by using

539
00:31:16,214 --> 00:31:21,454
Speaker 3: misleading marketing practices and engaging in really aggressive sales tactics.

540
00:31:22,014 --> 00:31:26,534
Speaker 3: Trump claimed that students gave the courses ninety eight percent

541
00:31:26,574 --> 00:31:31,774
Speaker 3: with favorable reviews, but when investigations spoke to former students,

542
00:31:32,214 --> 00:31:36,134
Speaker 3: it turned out that employees of the university, which wasn't

543
00:31:36,134 --> 00:31:40,654
Speaker 3: a university, pressured students to give favorable reviews and then

544
00:31:40,694 --> 00:31:43,094
Speaker 3: told them they had to fill out those forms to

545
00:31:43,214 --> 00:31:46,254
Speaker 3: get their graduation certificates. See that's one of the tricks

546
00:31:46,294 --> 00:31:47,094
Speaker 3: they teach it Trump.

547
00:31:47,134 --> 00:31:47,254
Speaker 4: You know.

548
00:31:47,774 --> 00:31:52,014
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's called how to be a trick Styne's and

549
00:31:52,134 --> 00:31:56,894
Speaker 3: number one is don't give them their fake degree until

550
00:31:56,934 --> 00:32:01,854
Speaker 3: they've said you're good at it. Yeah, yeah, honestly, switch

551
00:32:01,974 --> 00:32:04,174
Speaker 3: it was just practicing what it was. You know what

552
00:32:04,174 --> 00:32:07,294
Speaker 3: it's like. It's not quite like this because it's more intense,

553
00:32:07,334 --> 00:32:08,734
Speaker 3: but it's like when you get out of an Uber

554
00:32:08,774 --> 00:32:12,174
Speaker 3: and they're driver gives you a really like deep stare

555
00:32:12,214 --> 00:32:15,294
Speaker 3: and says, please give me five stars. Where were we

556
00:32:15,334 --> 00:32:18,574
Speaker 3: the other nive that's right, and someone said they're Uber

557
00:32:18,654 --> 00:32:21,894
Speaker 3: driver canceled. Yeah, your Uber driver canceled and then called

558
00:32:21,894 --> 00:32:23,534
Speaker 3: you and threatened you and said you need to cancel

559
00:32:23,534 --> 00:32:25,734
Speaker 3: on me because I've been downgraded because of how often

560
00:32:25,774 --> 00:32:28,734
Speaker 3: I canceled. It's like, that sounds like a whole lot

561
00:32:28,774 --> 00:32:32,734
Speaker 3: of your problem. That's very Trump University. He went to

562
00:32:32,774 --> 00:32:34,694
Speaker 3: Trump University and he was like, what I'm going to

563
00:32:34,734 --> 00:32:37,814
Speaker 3: do is threaten you into not only saying you canceled,

564
00:32:37,814 --> 00:32:42,654
Speaker 3: but also giving me a five star care Instruction for

565
00:32:42,934 --> 00:32:47,654
Speaker 3: the Trump University program usually began with an introductory seminar

566
00:32:47,974 --> 00:32:51,134
Speaker 3: in a rented space like a hotel Boar, and at

567
00:32:51,174 --> 00:32:54,974
Speaker 3: that seminar, students were urged to sign up for additional classes,

568
00:32:55,534 --> 00:32:59,014
Speaker 3: and they range from one thousand, four hundred and ninety

569
00:32:59,014 --> 00:33:04,654
Speaker 3: five dollars seminars to thirty five thousand dollars gold elite programs.

570
00:33:05,214 --> 00:33:10,574
Speaker 3: Many students paid those fees for lessons from experts who

571
00:33:10,614 --> 00:33:14,134
Speaker 3: were kind of marketed to be hand picked by Donald Trump.

572
00:33:14,454 --> 00:33:19,094
Speaker 3: So he really used his whole apprentice persona to be like,

573
00:33:19,174 --> 00:33:22,614
Speaker 3: you're going to hear from Richard Branson, Yeah, yeaheah. And

574
00:33:22,894 --> 00:33:29,414
Speaker 3: Trump himself appeared in adverts boasting that the customers or

575
00:33:29,414 --> 00:33:33,574
Speaker 3: clients would make a million dollars in a year. Many

576
00:33:33,694 --> 00:33:36,854
Speaker 3: never made any profits and struggled because they were in

577
00:33:36,934 --> 00:33:40,294
Speaker 3: debt after maxing out their credit cards because they were

578
00:33:40,494 --> 00:33:44,814
Speaker 3: sold to relentlessly to take those courses that weren't even

579
00:33:45,254 --> 00:33:48,014
Speaker 3: actually anything to do with the universe. Did they consider

580
00:33:48,054 --> 00:33:50,134
Speaker 3: and this might be on them, but did they consider

581
00:33:50,854 --> 00:33:53,414
Speaker 3: starting by getting a one million dollar load from that?

582
00:33:53,494 --> 00:33:53,654
Speaker 4: Doubt?

583
00:33:53,814 --> 00:33:57,054
Speaker 3: Actually, great point, because thirty five thousand dollars for a

584
00:33:57,094 --> 00:33:59,614
Speaker 3: program isn't that much when you've got your meal. No,

585
00:33:59,774 --> 00:34:04,534
Speaker 3: you've still got like nine hundred thousand at least, you

586
00:34:04,614 --> 00:34:07,494
Speaker 3: do you do? Yeah, And so I think you've got

587
00:34:07,494 --> 00:34:11,134
Speaker 3: Ellia Dent. Yeah, you've got a good point. What's the problem,

588
00:34:12,734 --> 00:34:16,254
Speaker 3: so Jess. In the end, after all the investigations and

589
00:34:16,334 --> 00:34:19,814
Speaker 3: everyone went to court, Trump University ended up paying twenty

590
00:34:19,814 --> 00:34:23,494
Speaker 3: five million, which was ninety percent of the costs that

591
00:34:23,574 --> 00:34:28,734
Speaker 3: they had made from that entire operation. They're still my money.

592
00:34:30,214 --> 00:34:32,654
Speaker 3: That's what I also don't understand the outaged people.

593
00:34:33,334 --> 00:34:33,774
Speaker 2: They know.

594
00:34:33,854 --> 00:34:38,254
Speaker 3: It's always like they've embezzled ten million dollars and it's like,

595
00:34:38,334 --> 00:34:40,894
Speaker 3: I'm gonna find you one point eight. And I'm like,

596
00:34:40,974 --> 00:34:43,054
Speaker 3: I feel like this is a net positive. I'm like,

597
00:34:43,134 --> 00:34:48,974
Speaker 3: should I be Jesse health beliefs. Trump says he has

598
00:34:49,054 --> 00:34:53,494
Speaker 3: never consumed alcohol, smoked cigarettes. I'm actually quite impressed by

599
00:34:53,534 --> 00:34:55,454
Speaker 3: this yeact when it comes to Trump. The man just

600
00:34:55,534 --> 00:34:57,254
Speaker 3: likes a diet coke and I'm like, look, we actually

601
00:34:57,254 --> 00:34:59,534
Speaker 3: have a lot in common. Although is it die cocer

602
00:34:59,614 --> 00:35:01,054
Speaker 3: is at a full strength coke? I feel like that

603
00:35:01,094 --> 00:35:04,014
Speaker 3: says a lot about a poy. Yeah, he allows to

604
00:35:04,054 --> 00:35:07,854
Speaker 3: soft drink. Yeah. So he also says he's never used drugs.

605
00:35:07,934 --> 00:35:10,374
Speaker 3: This is because he witnessed his brother Fred struggle with

606
00:35:10,414 --> 00:35:14,094
Speaker 3: alcoholism and later die from it. It's very sad. He

607
00:35:14,214 --> 00:35:17,014
Speaker 3: sleeps about four or five hours a night. I think

608
00:35:17,054 --> 00:35:20,094
Speaker 3: that's not true. Isn't enough. I don't think that's true.

609
00:35:20,174 --> 00:35:23,294
Speaker 3: I think he read Kevin Rudd's autobiography. Yeah, where Kevin

610
00:35:23,334 --> 00:35:25,814
Speaker 3: Rudd famously slept four to five hours a night, which

611
00:35:26,014 --> 00:35:28,414
Speaker 3: made everyone think that he worked really hard with the

612
00:35:28,414 --> 00:35:30,374
Speaker 3: rest of the hours, whereas I think you just spend

613
00:35:30,414 --> 00:35:34,254
Speaker 3: four hours being shitty because you've not had enough sleep. Yeah,

614
00:35:34,294 --> 00:35:37,454
Speaker 3: but the man, he's not got a busy schedule. He

615
00:35:37,534 --> 00:35:40,454
Speaker 3: can sleep. Maybe he has four or five hours at night,

616
00:35:41,014 --> 00:35:42,814
Speaker 3: and then he has sort of his nine am naps

617
00:35:42,814 --> 00:35:45,934
Speaker 3: similar to Luna. Luna does like a sort of a

618
00:35:45,974 --> 00:35:49,134
Speaker 3: ten to twelve, yeah, and then she does three to four. Actually,

619
00:35:49,134 --> 00:35:51,174
Speaker 3: I think that great lants having those. I think he

620
00:35:51,294 --> 00:35:54,334
Speaker 3: naps like a dog bloo during the day. He put

621
00:35:54,374 --> 00:35:57,414
Speaker 3: him in his sleepsack. You put on his white noise.

622
00:35:57,454 --> 00:36:00,134
Speaker 3: He put a little dumb dumb in me as he naps.

623
00:36:00,454 --> 00:36:03,694
Speaker 3: Helps with these moods. Give him to some more milk

624
00:36:03,734 --> 00:36:06,614
Speaker 3: in a bottle. I did read that when he was

625
00:36:06,614 --> 00:36:08,934
Speaker 3: in court he couldn't bring in his food and drink,

626
00:36:08,974 --> 00:36:11,654
Speaker 3: which similar to any toddler, you need your backpack as

627
00:36:12,134 --> 00:36:14,934
Speaker 3: the snacks. Yet the snacks, it might be fruit, it

628
00:36:15,014 --> 00:36:18,214
Speaker 3: might be rice cakes, some apple jeice, some apple juice.

629
00:36:18,894 --> 00:36:21,254
Speaker 3: But for Trump it's his twelve Dike cokes, which helped

630
00:36:21,294 --> 00:36:25,974
Speaker 3: keep him alert, alert, and with it he couldn't have them,

631
00:36:26,054 --> 00:36:29,694
Speaker 3: and so he was sinking into his naps, probably his

632
00:36:29,774 --> 00:36:32,534
Speaker 3: scheduled maps, and this court case is getting in the

633
00:36:32,574 --> 00:36:35,614
Speaker 3: way of how his day would normally look. It's very

634
00:36:35,614 --> 00:36:40,254
Speaker 3: difficult to stay awake. I'll being prosecuted. Then he just

635
00:36:40,534 --> 00:36:43,054
Speaker 3: threw something at the judge like it was a television

636
00:36:43,294 --> 00:36:46,374
Speaker 3: and he's like, I'm bored. I also think that for

637
00:36:46,534 --> 00:36:50,614
Speaker 3: most people, the act of sitting in a courtroom on

638
00:36:50,654 --> 00:36:53,454
Speaker 3: your own trial would be enough adrenaline keep you awake.

639
00:36:53,974 --> 00:36:55,494
Speaker 3: But for Trump, he's like, no, I'm really going to

640
00:36:55,534 --> 00:36:57,534
Speaker 3: need those twelve Dike cokes. He's like, this is the

641
00:36:57,574 --> 00:37:00,694
Speaker 3: biggest work day I've ever had, is sitting in this.

642
00:37:00,894 --> 00:37:03,494
Speaker 3: Do people do this every day? Sit in a room? Wait,

643
00:37:03,534 --> 00:37:07,134
Speaker 3: you may not turn up today and tomorrow and maybe

644
00:37:07,174 --> 00:37:10,094
Speaker 3: even the next day in the morning. This is punishment

645
00:37:10,254 --> 00:37:15,174
Speaker 3: enough without the sentence. Jesse he has called golfing his

646
00:37:15,334 --> 00:37:19,494
Speaker 3: primary form of exercise, but usually does not walk the course.

647
00:37:19,814 --> 00:37:22,094
Speaker 3: And we need to discuss this because we used to

648
00:37:22,094 --> 00:37:27,054
Speaker 3: work at golf. Yeah yeah, and men there's men thought

649
00:37:27,494 --> 00:37:29,574
Speaker 3: that they were so special to go and do their

650
00:37:29,614 --> 00:37:33,134
Speaker 3: like eighteen holes. Nothing against golf, nothing against golf. If

651
00:37:33,174 --> 00:37:36,254
Speaker 3: you're in a cart and you start drinking, he's kind

652
00:37:36,294 --> 00:37:41,774
Speaker 3: of ken at seven am. It's not exercise, may it's not.

653
00:37:42,814 --> 00:37:46,614
Speaker 3: You're just driving around drunk and then swinging a stick,

654
00:37:47,334 --> 00:37:51,174
Speaker 3: swinging a stick which badly, which I will say might

655
00:37:51,254 --> 00:37:53,974
Speaker 3: be great for the social life, might be great for

656
00:37:54,094 --> 00:37:57,374
Speaker 3: your well being. Yeah, yeah, is it exercise? Really?

657
00:37:57,454 --> 00:37:57,574
Speaker 5: Not?

658
00:37:57,774 --> 00:38:00,254
Speaker 3: The exercise parts meant to be the walking up and

659
00:38:00,334 --> 00:38:03,534
Speaker 3: down the fairway. And you just know he sits in

660
00:38:03,574 --> 00:38:07,454
Speaker 3: the clubhouse afterwards and has a diet coaxed because he's

661
00:38:07,454 --> 00:38:09,814
Speaker 3: had four on the course, but he's I got to

662
00:38:09,814 --> 00:38:10,494
Speaker 3: get his twelve in.

663
00:38:10,614 --> 00:38:10,814
Speaker 6: Yeah.

664
00:38:10,854 --> 00:38:13,494
Speaker 3: And it used to be my job to be on

665
00:38:13,534 --> 00:38:15,934
Speaker 3: the drinks cart and I would come along with some

666
00:38:16,134 --> 00:38:18,054
Speaker 3: snacks and some drinks, and I know I'd stop and

667
00:38:18,054 --> 00:38:20,534
Speaker 3: I'd go Trump, because everyone on the golf course looked

668
00:38:20,534 --> 00:38:23,214
Speaker 3: exactly like Trump. Yeah, there was a man who wore suspenders.

669
00:38:23,254 --> 00:38:27,014
Speaker 3: I feel like Trump could wear suspenders while he's playing golf. Donald,

670
00:38:27,694 --> 00:38:29,894
Speaker 3: do you want anything from the drinks cart? Yes? And

671
00:38:29,934 --> 00:38:31,734
Speaker 3: then he says something like lovely lady and tuts me

672
00:38:31,774 --> 00:38:34,294
Speaker 3: on the and then he looks through and he opens

673
00:38:34,374 --> 00:38:36,454
Speaker 3: up the one side that has sandwiches, and he slams

674
00:38:36,494 --> 00:38:38,894
Speaker 3: that because he's pissed off about the sandwiches and salads.

675
00:38:38,894 --> 00:38:41,974
Speaker 3: And he goes to the other side where there's chocolates

676
00:38:42,134 --> 00:38:44,494
Speaker 3: and there's chips, and he goes, oh, we're having some

677
00:38:44,534 --> 00:38:46,694
Speaker 3: of these, and he takes it out from the handful.

678
00:38:46,774 --> 00:38:48,734
Speaker 3: You know someone's rich when they go I'm just gonna

679
00:38:48,734 --> 00:38:51,054
Speaker 3: get and they take out like six chocolate bars and

680
00:38:51,134 --> 00:38:52,934
Speaker 3: chips and you're like, WHOA, just checking it is nine

681
00:38:52,934 --> 00:38:56,254
Speaker 3: point fifteen. That's really aggressive. And I know you had

682
00:38:56,254 --> 00:38:58,094
Speaker 3: to bake him and make roll at the halfway house.

683
00:38:58,174 --> 00:39:00,694
Speaker 3: I saw you, and then open the other thing. He

684
00:39:00,694 --> 00:39:03,814
Speaker 3: doesn't drink, but he does want a morning deco beause

685
00:39:03,854 --> 00:39:06,814
Speaker 3: like what and he'd grab one of those. I think

686
00:39:06,814 --> 00:39:10,734
Speaker 3: he'd he'd grab a few light bottles because drink like water. Yeah,

687
00:39:10,934 --> 00:39:17,574
Speaker 3: foundrational thirsty this morning. Absolutely just Donald Trump considers exercise

688
00:39:17,614 --> 00:39:20,774
Speaker 3: a waste of energy because he believes the body is

689
00:39:20,814 --> 00:39:24,494
Speaker 3: like a battery with a finite amount of energy, which

690
00:39:24,654 --> 00:39:28,854
Speaker 3: is still really respected by I think he's onto somebody.

691
00:39:30,334 --> 00:39:35,774
Speaker 3: In a book called Trump Revealed, two Washington Post journalists

692
00:39:36,334 --> 00:39:40,654
Speaker 3: write more about this battery theory of exercise. They're right,

693
00:39:40,814 --> 00:39:42,814
Speaker 3: I can't talk about battery theory, as though this is

694
00:39:42,814 --> 00:39:45,534
Speaker 3: a lugitimate theory, just as a person not want to

695
00:39:45,534 --> 00:39:48,694
Speaker 3: exercise and start saying I'm built like a battery, But

696
00:39:48,734 --> 00:39:54,094
Speaker 3: even batteries are recharged. After college, after Trump mostly gave

697
00:39:54,174 --> 00:39:57,254
Speaker 3: up his personal athletic interests, he came to view time

698
00:39:57,334 --> 00:40:00,934
Speaker 3: spent playing sports as time wasted. Trump believed the body

699
00:40:00,974 --> 00:40:03,014
Speaker 3: is like a battery with a finite amount of energy,

700
00:40:03,254 --> 00:40:06,734
Speaker 3: which exercise only depleted, so he didn't work out. When

701
00:40:06,774 --> 00:40:10,814
Speaker 3: he learned that John O'Donnell, one of his top casino executives,

702
00:40:11,014 --> 00:40:15,294
Speaker 3: was training for an Ironman triathlon, he admonished him, you

703
00:40:15,374 --> 00:40:19,534
Speaker 3: are going to die young because of this. Then in

704
00:40:19,734 --> 00:40:23,014
Speaker 3: twenty fifteen, there was a New York Times profile where

705
00:40:23,334 --> 00:40:26,014
Speaker 3: Trump said he was not following any special diet or

706
00:40:26,094 --> 00:40:31,574
Speaker 3: exercise regimen for his political campaign. All my friends who

707
00:40:31,614 --> 00:40:34,374
Speaker 3: work out all the time, they're going for knee replacements,

708
00:40:34,454 --> 00:40:38,894
Speaker 3: hip replacements. They're a disaster, he said. I'm just in

709
00:40:38,934 --> 00:40:42,134
Speaker 3: my golf cart. He exerts himself fully by standing in

710
00:40:42,134 --> 00:40:45,734
Speaker 3: front of an audience for an hour. That's exercise. Well

711
00:40:45,734 --> 00:40:49,654
Speaker 3: it's not, technically, it's not. Though. In twenty fifteen, his

712
00:40:49,774 --> 00:40:54,334
Speaker 3: campaign released a letter from his longtime personal physician, Harold Bornstein,

713
00:40:54,734 --> 00:40:58,814
Speaker 3: stating that Trump would be the healthiest individual ever elected

714
00:40:59,054 --> 00:41:02,414
Speaker 3: to the president. Harry Bornstein the same as John who

715
00:41:02,494 --> 00:41:04,614
Speaker 3: called that paper to say that he was pretty sure

716
00:41:04,654 --> 00:41:07,494
Speaker 3: Donald Trump was a billionaire. No, because Bornstein is real.

717
00:41:07,574 --> 00:41:10,614
Speaker 3: Because Then three years later, in twenty eight he said

718
00:41:10,694 --> 00:41:13,574
Speaker 3: Trump had dictated the contents of the latter and that

719
00:41:13,614 --> 00:41:17,054
Speaker 3: three of Trump's agents had seized his medical records in

720
00:41:17,094 --> 00:41:21,334
Speaker 3: a February twenty seventeen raid on the doctor's office. In

721
00:41:21,374 --> 00:41:25,174
Speaker 3: twenty sixteen, while campaigning, Trump said, I actually have low

722
00:41:25,174 --> 00:41:27,854
Speaker 3: blood pressure. Can you believe it? Can you believe it?

723
00:41:29,134 --> 00:41:33,014
Speaker 3: I have ultimate flex I have like one hundred over something.

724
00:41:33,374 --> 00:41:35,614
Speaker 3: The doctor said, man, you have the blood pressure of

725
00:41:35,654 --> 00:41:38,534
Speaker 3: a great, great athlete who is twenty years old, one

726
00:41:38,614 --> 00:41:41,374
Speaker 3: hundred and ten. I like that because I like being

727
00:41:41,374 --> 00:41:46,254
Speaker 3: a great athlete. Can you call yourself a great athlete

728
00:41:46,494 --> 00:41:49,174
Speaker 3: when you have a theory of exercise that involves not

729
00:41:49,334 --> 00:41:53,094
Speaker 3: exercising because you don't want to run out your battery?

730
00:41:54,054 --> 00:41:58,374
Speaker 3: Politics and the campaign. Donald Trump registered as a Republican

731
00:41:58,734 --> 00:42:02,094
Speaker 3: in nineteen eighty seven. Then in nineteen ninety nine he

732
00:42:02,134 --> 00:42:05,254
Speaker 3: became a member of the Independence Party, which is a

733
00:42:05,294 --> 00:42:08,974
Speaker 3: New York State affiliate of the Reform Party. In two

734
00:42:09,054 --> 00:42:11,974
Speaker 3: thousand and one, he was a Democrat, oh then a

735
00:42:12,014 --> 00:42:15,414
Speaker 3: Republican in two thousand and nine. Then he was unaffiliated

736
00:42:15,574 --> 00:42:20,414
Speaker 3: twenty eleven, and a Republican in twenty twelve. In nineteen

737
00:42:20,494 --> 00:42:26,014
Speaker 3: eighty eight, Trump contacted someone in politics asking to be

738
00:42:26,134 --> 00:42:31,854
Speaker 3: considered as Republican nominee George HW Bush's running mate. Bush

739
00:42:31,894 --> 00:42:37,174
Speaker 3: found the request strange and unbelievable. He actually ran in

740
00:42:37,254 --> 00:42:41,694
Speaker 3: the California and Michigan primaries for nomination as the Reform

741
00:42:41,734 --> 00:42:45,694
Speaker 3: Party candidate for the two thousand presidential election, but withdrew

742
00:42:45,734 --> 00:42:49,774
Speaker 3: from the race. In twenty eleven, he considered running against

743
00:42:50,014 --> 00:42:54,334
Speaker 3: Barack Obama, then he announced he would not run. His

744
00:42:54,414 --> 00:42:59,334
Speaker 3: presidential ambitions were and I quote, generally not taken seriously

745
00:42:59,414 --> 00:43:03,294
Speaker 3: at the time. That's so sad. Then he runs in

746
00:43:03,294 --> 00:43:06,054
Speaker 3: twenty sixteen, and Jesse, I just want to chat about

747
00:43:06,094 --> 00:43:09,374
Speaker 3: a couple of the things we've definitely forgotten about the campaign.

748
00:43:09,734 --> 00:43:12,374
Speaker 3: I'm not going to list them more. He was a shamble.

749
00:43:12,974 --> 00:43:16,774
Speaker 3: He was a shambles. From twenty fifteen, he talked about

750
00:43:16,774 --> 00:43:20,134
Speaker 3: building the Great Wall on the southern border with Mexico

751
00:43:20,254 --> 00:43:22,414
Speaker 3: and getting Mexico to pay for it. Yeah.

752
00:43:22,614 --> 00:43:25,654
Speaker 4: I would build a great wall, and nobody builds walls

753
00:43:25,654 --> 00:43:27,014
Speaker 4: better than me, believe me, Jesse.

754
00:43:27,694 --> 00:43:31,974
Speaker 3: Why would Mexico pay for it? Well, you go to Mexico.

755
00:43:32,054 --> 00:43:33,894
Speaker 3: I mean he's one of the great negotiators. You've seen

756
00:43:33,974 --> 00:43:37,494
Speaker 3: him on the Apprentice. He would knock on Mexico and

757
00:43:37,534 --> 00:43:39,494
Speaker 3: he would say, hey, we want to lock you out

758
00:43:40,374 --> 00:43:42,454
Speaker 3: and they'd say why and he'd say, well, because you're

759
00:43:42,454 --> 00:43:44,294
Speaker 3: all I think he's called them all rapists and murderers.

760
00:43:44,414 --> 00:43:44,574
Speaker 2: Yeah.

761
00:43:44,574 --> 00:43:46,414
Speaker 3: I don't think he's ever met a Mexican person before.

762
00:43:46,494 --> 00:43:50,254
Speaker 3: But he's like, because you're all criminals, and it's like, okay,

763
00:43:50,414 --> 00:43:53,654
Speaker 3: all right, we won't come. And we would like to

764
00:43:53,694 --> 00:43:57,974
Speaker 3: build a wall. Wall that feels aggressive, that feels very

765
00:43:58,654 --> 00:44:02,094
Speaker 3: the Berlin Wall. He says, what's a Berlin wall? And

766
00:44:02,134 --> 00:44:05,374
Speaker 3: then they say it feels very Northern Ireland. They have

767
00:44:05,414 --> 00:44:07,734
Speaker 3: a big and he says, what's a Northern Island? Yes,

768
00:44:07,774 --> 00:44:09,934
Speaker 3: and he's confused. It's hard because it doesn't really content. Yeah,

769
00:44:10,014 --> 00:44:13,414
Speaker 3: and he says, as I see it, there's an immigration

770
00:44:13,574 --> 00:44:18,214
Speaker 3: issue and that will be solved by a wall. And

771
00:44:18,214 --> 00:44:26,734
Speaker 3: then somebody says, what about planes, and he says pause.

772
00:44:27,174 --> 00:44:28,974
Speaker 3: He says the wall will be high enough to keep

773
00:44:29,014 --> 00:44:31,654
Speaker 3: the blame down. Oh wow. True. And then as he's

774
00:44:31,694 --> 00:44:38,094
Speaker 3: walking away, he says, am saying, what you're paying for it?

775
00:44:38,094 --> 00:44:41,814
Speaker 3: It's very like your neighbour coming over with an annoying

776
00:44:41,894 --> 00:44:47,534
Speaker 3: request and then saying like, we're building a new fence. Yeah.

777
00:44:47,574 --> 00:44:50,014
Speaker 3: And also we want to go halves. And it's like,

778
00:44:50,854 --> 00:44:52,734
Speaker 3: but I don't want the but I don't want the fence.

779
00:44:53,054 --> 00:44:57,974
Speaker 3: I don't have the money I want that. That always

780
00:44:58,054 --> 00:45:01,294
Speaker 3: confused me, like, yes, absolutely bizarre to suggest a war

781
00:45:01,334 --> 00:45:03,534
Speaker 3: which he called the Great War, which is like Great

782
00:45:03,574 --> 00:45:05,894
Speaker 3: Wall of China. But that's nothing to do with immigration,

783
00:45:06,054 --> 00:45:09,254
Speaker 3: Like he's just so confused the fact he wanted them

784
00:45:09,294 --> 00:45:11,934
Speaker 3: to Yeah, I don't know how he was planning on

785
00:45:12,294 --> 00:45:16,974
Speaker 3: sort of invoicing for that Mexico just to their email

786
00:45:17,854 --> 00:45:19,694
Speaker 3: on a Monday. He wouldn't have done it. But it's

787
00:45:19,774 --> 00:45:26,454
Speaker 3: like to Mexico from Donald for eight billion dollars, line

788
00:45:26,534 --> 00:45:34,854
Speaker 3: item one time, great wall, who's building it? We'll get

789
00:45:34,894 --> 00:45:38,134
Speaker 3: to the wall. Okay, Well, actually I can't remember if

790
00:45:38,134 --> 00:45:39,894
Speaker 3: I've got this in my notes. Oh no, I do.

791
00:45:40,214 --> 00:45:42,014
Speaker 3: In the next part, which is about what he did

792
00:45:42,214 --> 00:45:44,454
Speaker 3: during his presidency. Who was meant to build it?

793
00:45:44,614 --> 00:45:44,734
Speaker 2: Oh?

794
00:45:44,934 --> 00:45:47,334
Speaker 3: So he started building. Oh I didn't know that, but

795
00:45:47,374 --> 00:45:50,694
Speaker 3: it only got built like a tiny bit ran out

796
00:45:50,694 --> 00:45:56,934
Speaker 3: of time. Well, God distracted. Okay, this is a dumb question.

797
00:45:57,094 --> 00:45:59,494
Speaker 3: But like how big a wall are we talking? Because

798
00:45:59,534 --> 00:46:02,654
Speaker 3: it sounded like he imagined it to be like building

799
00:46:02,694 --> 00:46:05,334
Speaker 3: a pool fence. Yes, like you know what we should do.

800
00:46:05,334 --> 00:46:07,494
Speaker 3: We should build a fence, yeah, for safety or whatever.

801
00:46:07,654 --> 00:46:09,174
Speaker 3: And you're like, yeah, great, well we can do that

802
00:46:09,214 --> 00:46:11,414
Speaker 3: in a week. And you know it always blows out

803
00:46:11,414 --> 00:46:14,974
Speaker 3: a bit or it took three weeks. How that's actually

804
00:46:15,014 --> 00:46:17,414
Speaker 3: an art of the deal. He talks about overestimating the

805
00:46:17,494 --> 00:46:21,214
Speaker 3: time ah of a project. How long would this wall

806
00:46:21,254 --> 00:46:24,014
Speaker 3: have been? So the wall was gonna have to be

807
00:46:24,094 --> 00:46:27,694
Speaker 3: three thousand, one hundred and forty five kilometers. Now you

808
00:46:27,734 --> 00:46:31,094
Speaker 3: can't picture that. I can't picture that, no context. Yeah,

809
00:46:31,534 --> 00:46:35,334
Speaker 3: the length of Australia from the north like far North

810
00:46:35,374 --> 00:46:39,094
Speaker 3: Queens far North, Yeah, to the south tip of Tasmania

811
00:46:40,334 --> 00:46:43,294
Speaker 3: is three thousand, eight hundred and sixty kilometers or actually

812
00:46:43,294 --> 00:46:47,254
Speaker 3: not far off. So essentially this wall would have been

813
00:46:47,734 --> 00:46:51,774
Speaker 3: somewhere in the ballpark of the entire length of Australia.

814
00:46:52,094 --> 00:46:55,334
Speaker 3: It's a big project. It's a big project from man within,

815
00:46:56,734 --> 00:47:00,214
Speaker 3: not love. And also it would have to be thirty

816
00:47:00,214 --> 00:47:03,254
Speaker 3: thousand feet tall at least forty thousand feet tall, because

817
00:47:03,254 --> 00:47:06,254
Speaker 3: it doesn't want the planes coming in now exactly. And

818
00:47:06,294 --> 00:47:09,774
Speaker 3: then you've got to figure out the invoicing. Yes, a

819
00:47:09,894 --> 00:47:12,694
Speaker 3: logistical nightmare. How do you invoice the people on the

820
00:47:12,694 --> 00:47:17,574
Speaker 3: other side of the wall after you think about it? No, no,

821
00:47:17,694 --> 00:47:20,374
Speaker 3: I got it. There's a letter box. There is a

822
00:47:20,454 --> 00:47:23,774
Speaker 3: letter box. Okay, so you just you Okay, so you've

823
00:47:23,774 --> 00:47:25,294
Speaker 3: got a letter box. But what if the people start

824
00:47:25,294 --> 00:47:27,214
Speaker 3: trying to climb through the letter No, no, no, I wasn't

825
00:47:27,214 --> 00:47:29,094
Speaker 3: thinking that. I was thinking you put your invoice through,

826
00:47:29,334 --> 00:47:32,014
Speaker 3: which is like monogrammed and stuff, and you're like Donald

827
00:47:32,174 --> 00:47:34,854
Speaker 3: one time's wall. Three billion dollars. You put it through.

828
00:47:35,174 --> 00:47:38,734
Speaker 3: Why if they just ignore it? What then? And you say,

829
00:47:38,974 --> 00:47:40,814
Speaker 3: you knock on the wall and then you give them

830
00:47:40,814 --> 00:47:45,174
Speaker 3: a notice. Yeah, and you say, no, over you're invoice.

831
00:47:46,094 --> 00:47:50,454
Speaker 3: What's the plan? You threaten will tear it, will tear

832
00:47:50,494 --> 00:47:52,814
Speaker 3: it down if you don't pay for it, we'll tear

833
00:47:52,854 --> 00:47:57,134
Speaker 3: it down. And they're like, please do we didn't want wall,

834
00:47:57,894 --> 00:48:00,014
Speaker 3: Like I don't know how you it's a really bad

835
00:48:00,054 --> 00:48:02,334
Speaker 3: plan and no one called it out enough. There's so

836
00:48:02,334 --> 00:48:04,694
Speaker 3: many other things going on. Yeah, that's the thing. Speaking

837
00:48:04,774 --> 00:48:07,574
Speaker 3: of other things, the grab them by the pussy footage, I.

838
00:48:07,614 --> 00:48:11,614
Speaker 4: Got a subject just as Ki singer. You know, I'm

839
00:48:11,654 --> 00:48:14,294
Speaker 4: automatically a dragted the beautiful. I just don't kissing them.

840
00:48:14,334 --> 00:48:15,134
Speaker 1: It's like a magnet.

841
00:48:17,614 --> 00:48:19,214
Speaker 4: And when you're a start, they let you do it.

842
00:48:19,614 --> 00:48:20,934
Speaker 4: You can do anything whatever you want.

843
00:48:21,054 --> 00:48:22,054
Speaker 6: Grab him by the pussy.

844
00:48:22,574 --> 00:48:25,814
Speaker 3: That was ft. So that access Hollywood tape that was

845
00:48:25,854 --> 00:48:29,334
Speaker 3: from eleven years earlier. It came out and then it

846
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Speaker 3: was all about the locker room talk and blah blah blah,

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Speaker 3: like it's disgusting, it's appalling. Grab him by the pussy

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Speaker 3: doesn't even make sense, I doesn't. He can't grab someone

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Speaker 3: by the pussy anymore. No, then you can grab them,

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Speaker 3: you can grab something, grabben by the mouth, like it's

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Speaker 3: not something you do grab him by See even in

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Speaker 3: a year has more bits And okay, here's the other thing.

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Speaker 3: So it was eleven years earlier and he was on

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Speaker 3: the set for see maybe this is why he couldn't

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Speaker 3: go rogue on the Apprentice because its don't make sense. Yeah, no,

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00:49:02,934 --> 00:49:05,614
Speaker 3: exactly exactly. And I imagine that there was a whole

857
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Speaker 3: lot of stuff like that said behind the scenes of

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Speaker 3: The Apprentice that although tapesap just this was eleven years earlier.

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Speaker 3: He was in business mogul era. Why was he on

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Speaker 3: set of Days of Our Lives? Oh, that's actually the question,

861
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Speaker 3: isn't it, because that's where it was filmed. Jess, what

862
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Speaker 3: is the behavior of an unemployed man? That is the

863
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Speaker 3: behavior of a man. Bragg And I'm again, nothing to

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Speaker 3: do at midday on Tuesday, and when we get in trouble.

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Speaker 3: We all know what it's like when we are underemployed

866
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Speaker 3: and we don't go. Well, I'll tell you what. We

867
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Speaker 3: drink too much diet coke underemployed, which is we are

868
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Speaker 3: we're wandering often we're wandering into watching Days of our

869
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Speaker 3: Lives at home. Yes, but he's like and you know

870
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Speaker 3: when you're watching TV and the sun's out and you're like,

871
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Speaker 3: he doesn't feel good for the soul. We were at

872
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Speaker 3: school and you'd go doctor phil oprah Ready said, he cook,

873
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Speaker 3: I want to cry. It was such a depressing evolution

874
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Speaker 3: into the afternoon. It was it was Jesse, I forgot

875
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Speaker 3: about when Milania gave a speech, it was nearly identical

876
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Speaker 3: to Michelle Obamas. So remember Milania did next to nothing,

877
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Speaker 3: and I mean, we could do a whole episode on

878
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Speaker 3: Millania and fake Milania, etcetera, etcetera. But she then did

879
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Speaker 3: give a speech in twenty sixteen, and literally there are

880
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Speaker 3: entire chunks I love it that were identical to Michelle Obamas. Okay,

881
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Speaker 3: I would never say this about a woman, but is

882
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Speaker 3: Milania hear me out chat GPT is Milania? Yes? Just

883
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Speaker 3: ai absolutely, And so they programmed into her make presidential

884
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Speaker 3: wife speech and she was like, absolutely, I'm going to

885
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Speaker 3: draw on the wealth of information that precedes me. I've

886
00:50:58,494 --> 00:51:01,334
Speaker 3: accidentally spat out Michelle Obama's speech. You can't blame me

887
00:51:01,414 --> 00:51:05,094
Speaker 3: because I am bot. I am bot, and I did

888
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Speaker 3: as bot. Jesse. Remember when people got mad about Trump

889
00:51:09,214 --> 00:51:15,894
Speaker 3: and his problematic behavior, so he tweeted this, so many

890
00:51:15,974 --> 00:51:19,174
Speaker 3: politically correct fools in our country. We have to all

891
00:51:19,214 --> 00:51:22,414
Speaker 3: get back to work and stop wasting time and energy

892
00:51:22,454 --> 00:51:26,894
Speaker 3: on nonsense. Yes, this was August eighth, twenty fifteen. Jesse

893
00:51:27,134 --> 00:51:30,454
Speaker 3: at turn thirty, go to bed. Who needs to stop

894
00:51:30,494 --> 00:51:35,134
Speaker 3: wasting time? Who needs to stop wasting time, and is

895
00:51:35,174 --> 00:51:39,734
Speaker 3: it you, mate, Yeah, because people are simply saying the

896
00:51:39,854 --> 00:51:45,214
Speaker 3: presidential candidate is cooked, and you are saying, oh, all

897
00:51:45,294 --> 00:51:49,134
Speaker 3: this political correctness, it's political correctness. We'll have to just

898
00:51:49,174 --> 00:51:51,974
Speaker 3: get back to work. Here's a question, Donald Trump, before

899
00:51:52,014 --> 00:51:55,494
Speaker 3: you were the president, what was your job? What was

900
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Speaker 3: your job on your LinkedIn come on, other than tycoon,

901
00:51:58,494 --> 00:52:02,854
Speaker 3: which is not a job. Trump said things like this,

902
00:52:02,934 --> 00:52:04,774
Speaker 3: and you reference this just earlier, Jesse.

903
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Speaker 4: When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best.

904
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Speaker 4: They're not sending you. They're not sending you. They're sending

905
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Speaker 4: people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those

906
00:52:17,654 --> 00:52:18,894
Speaker 4: problems with us.

907
00:52:19,374 --> 00:52:22,094
Speaker 5: They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime.

908
00:52:22,654 --> 00:52:26,174
Speaker 4: They're rapists and some are assumer good people.

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Speaker 3: He calls he touched it. Heea couched it. Yeah, yeah,

910
00:52:28,814 --> 00:52:32,254
Speaker 3: but he did call them rapists. Yeah. So then he

911
00:52:33,014 --> 00:52:34,974
Speaker 3: tweeted this to kind of make up for it. Do

912
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Speaker 3: you think it made up for it? Yes? I'm okay

913
00:52:37,174 --> 00:52:40,934
Speaker 3: happy hashtag sinco de mayo. The best taco bowls are

914
00:52:40,974 --> 00:52:45,294
Speaker 3: made in Trump Tower grill. I love Hispanics. Wow. Jessey

915
00:52:45,334 --> 00:52:48,894
Speaker 3: described the picture. Okay, he's looking really stroked to be

916
00:52:48,934 --> 00:52:52,534
Speaker 3: eating a taco bowl. He's got like a real dollop

917
00:52:52,614 --> 00:52:56,454
Speaker 3: of sour cream. I love some sour cream. There's some

918
00:52:56,654 --> 00:52:59,534
Speaker 3: cheese sprinkled, and he is holding his thumb up and

919
00:52:59,574 --> 00:53:04,054
Speaker 3: he's just saying, I like Mexican food made by white people.

920
00:53:04,534 --> 00:53:07,094
Speaker 3: I like Mexican food. I'm going to build a wall.

921
00:53:07,334 --> 00:53:09,454
Speaker 3: But you can tell you, but you can leave your

922
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Speaker 3: food if you want any rights. No, but that doesn't

923
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Speaker 3: mean I won't eat your heart. I don't like a taco.

924
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Speaker 3: I'm not racist. I like ataco. Donald Trump also he

925
00:53:18,374 --> 00:53:21,894
Speaker 3: didn't understand what he was doing at any point. He

926
00:53:21,934 --> 00:53:24,974
Speaker 3: did something really bizarre when he said he hoped Russia

927
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Speaker 3: could find Hillary Clinton's deleted emails. He said, I will

928
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Speaker 3: tell you this, Russia, if you're listening, I hope you're

929
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Speaker 3: able to find the thirty thousand emails that are missing.

930
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Speaker 3: I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press.

931
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Speaker 3: It drew criticism because he was inviting Russia to hack them.

932
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Speaker 3: He was very much inviting Russia to hack Hillary Clinton.

933
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Speaker 3: His friend Pooty. It's friend Pooty, Hey, poot we hung

934
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Speaker 3: out kill misunderstood at Miss Universe. Can you help. She's

935
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Speaker 3: annoying me. Come on, pety. Clinton campaign advisor Jake Sullivan said,

936
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Speaker 3: this has to be the first time that it may

937
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Speaker 3: major presidential candidate has actively encouraged a foreign power to

938
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Speaker 3: conduct espionage against his political opponent. Trump just takes about

939
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Speaker 3: Now that wasn't a compliment. Wasn't a compliment? Jesse. Yeah,

940
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Speaker 3: that is all we've got time for. And in part two,

941
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Speaker 3: we're going to go through all the things that you

942
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Speaker 3: forgot he did during his presidency and it's going to

943
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Speaker 3: be as sad and that is when we will do

944
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Speaker 3: our charges and sentences correct. But Claire, speaking of lazy boys,

945
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Speaker 3: I have a lazy girl story to round out today's

946
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Speaker 3: show to leave our listeners with. This one is from

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Speaker 3: Gemma and she hasn't even said I have a lazy

948
00:54:49,414 --> 00:54:52,574
Speaker 3: girl story. She's just written lazy girl one word, just

949
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Speaker 3: as like next. I work in a hospital and before

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Speaker 3: I started this job, I needed to check on all

951
00:54:57,854 --> 00:55:01,094
Speaker 3: my vaccinations. I knew I had about eight different vaccinations

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Speaker 3: a few years ago. For being a lazy girl, I

953
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Speaker 3: didn't take note of which ones or file any of

954
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Speaker 3: the documents after I needed them. And where is that informations?

955
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Speaker 3: Because I never know, So instead of trying to find

956
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Speaker 3: out what I'd already had, I just told my doctor

957
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Speaker 3: I didn't have any of them, and I got all

958
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Speaker 3: of them. Again, I've done that. PS. I do not

959
00:55:20,694 --> 00:55:23,734
Speaker 3: condone it. I'm so true. I would love to know

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Speaker 3: where my vaccination thinks because a doctor. This is what happens.

961
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Speaker 3: You sit down with your doctor. Your doctor goes, have

962
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Speaker 3: you had what's the I got bitten by dog ones? Yeah?

963
00:55:34,294 --> 00:55:36,134
Speaker 3: Have you had your tennis? And I look at my

964
00:55:36,214 --> 00:55:39,654
Speaker 3: doctor and I go, have I had my teennants? And

965
00:55:39,694 --> 00:55:42,614
Speaker 3: they say the problem with you is that you go

966
00:55:42,694 --> 00:55:45,254
Speaker 3: to lots of different doctors. I'm not your only doctor.

967
00:55:45,494 --> 00:55:48,174
Speaker 3: And I say, I thought you had a record. Yeah,

968
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Speaker 3: because I never opted out and I never opted in.

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00:55:51,614 --> 00:55:55,414
Speaker 3: There has to be a record somewhere. Jab me. But

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Speaker 3: if not, feel free to better. It's not her on

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00:55:59,014 --> 00:56:01,374
Speaker 3: the side of caution. Yeah, and to be over jabbed.

972
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Speaker 3: She's a health professional, she says. Not a good idea,

973
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Speaker 3: but lazy lazy girl will be back next week. Bye bye.

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Speaker 1: We hope you enjoyed this episode of canceled. Like we

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Speaker 1: said before, Jesse and Claire needed two entire episodes to

976
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Speaker 1: fit in all of Donald Trump's crimes, So we have

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Speaker 1: linked to episode two below in the show notes

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Speaker 2: And come back tomorrow on the Quickie, where we meet

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Speaker 2: a woman who investigates romance scams.